/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>88089
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>88094
I am personally offended that you are culturally appropriating the name “Apache” from the great, dignified but oppressed people who actually are the true owners of your nation. Your "Apache" appropriation. and then identifying it with your violent nature is a further sign of the oppression inherent in white colonialists!!

>>88108
Best ethnicity.

>>88099
How DARE you ignore my lived experiences heliphobe. Don't you know I'm a BLACK painted Attack Helicopter! Please check your privilege.

>>88112
I am so sorry, there is nothing I can do to wipe out the guilt I feel over my behavior and the past behavior of all my people. I support the extinction of my people so the world can be a better place. Please forgive me, even though that is impossible.

>>88114
>>88099
I don't know, man. Imperialism can be kind of sexy.

>>88119
This post further highlights how the white oppressor gets pleasure from oppressing!! And yet, ironically, they can't even oppress their own women into being…. women!

>>88099
reminder that the actual natives of north america were white skinned blonde haired indo-europeans that got here 10000 years ago, the siberians that would become the feather niggers got here 5000 years ago and murdered and raped them out of existence, yet the same people complain of unjust treatment of the "indigenous" population

>>88123
I turn you into a wom-mare.

>>88129
Would smash.

>>88132
Smash cultural Marxism?

>>88133
That too.

>>88135
Smash Cultural Marxism by having sex with ponies.

>>88129
I-its B-beautiful. What is happening lower left?

>>88138
She dropped her papers.

>>88139
Oh no my research!!

>>88136
It's the only way to save the white race.

>>88129
Just a reminder that the OC thread is here >>88115 →

>>88089
What the fuck kind of Filipino name is that? I have seen Filipino names ranging from Tyrone to Concepcion but nothing like "Ja Du".

>>88151
>Ja Du
Wait, maybe this is code for something. Lets see.
>Ja Du
>J a D u
>a D J u
>D a J u
>Da Ju
>The Ju
>The Jew
I figured it out! I know what happened to this person. I know who did it! It all makes sense now.

MBT looking for attack heli to fuck my shit up. send missile pics

>>88089
Actually, I happen to agree with trans-race ideology because I can pass for a variety of different races to different people, it's funny. I've also considered advanced technical arguments to claim and identify as all human races, mostly for the lulz, of course.

>>88165
YOU SICK FUCK!
(SPAAG here looking to engage in some low level bursting with an attack helo have shells, will travel)

I'm having my surgeon Install aids, sickle sell and the neurosurgeon is lowering my iq this weekend. I'm also becoming a felon. Please respect my decision to become a nigger. I'm a trans nigger.

I'm germanic, slavic and norman but I feel mentally and spiritually 100% anglo, would you guys support me through my transition?

>>88203
Of Course!

Anglo Master Race!

>>88201
You're Shaun King?

>>88089
You think we could use this shit to get out of diversity quotas in the future?

>YOUR COMPANY IS TOO WHITE AND TOO MALE
>Nah anon over there identifies as black woman. Check your privilege.

>>88224
I remember infinitypol suggesting something like this, but I think (((they))) would counter that with doctors notes, medical records, lie detector tests, etc. to combat "bigotry" and "people taking advantage of the system" or something.