/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>406597
I GIVE A SHIT I CARE I AM EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS THREAD AND I AM REALLY INTERESTED BY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF MAKING BROWN 'PEOPLE' ANGRY!!!!!

>>406603
text post because I couldn't be bothered to make a relevant meme depicting you in an unflattering way or even bothering to use a generic brown person mocking image to imply you are brown and make fun of how brown you are
I didn't even care enough to bother you aren't even worth making fun of

>>406603
>I AM REALLY INTERESTED BY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF MAKING BROWN 'PEOPLE' ANGRY!!!!!
We can tell. Must be unfortunate being a nigger that's missing the tip of his dick.

idiotic goyim who replied to me ^

>>406605
confirmed retarded goyim also homosexually thinking about cocks
but it's pride month

>>406602
and they have many mullah spies in iran that's the other reason.
if they want to do that they better get rid of shia mosques

>iran general starts spontaneously discussing cock
astonishing

when the demoralized one dimensional thinkers ruined the thread by being so perturbed and having such strong feelings of inferiority that they can't even summon up the willpower to try to reply to my well informed and articulated points

dubs

>>406611
dubs

>I ignored you
peak reddit

America wins again

>>406616
british fags try to copy Americans because their shitty island isn't even replete with resources enough for Trump to bother conquering them

>>406608
Wont happen. Kings a moslem.
>His Majesty’s redrafted job description also includes ‘strengthening the UK’s social fabric and cohesion’
>The King’s official job is to protect faith “within the multi-faith nation”, under a newly published palace definition of the monarch’s role.
>The King, who is Supreme Governor of the Church of England, will “protect the space for Faith” under a redrafted job description from Buckingham Palace.
>Published in the annual review of the Royal family’s finances, the Sovereign Grant report 2025-26, it changes the description of the King’s role as “Head of Nation” from last year, when he was the “Head of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith”.
>This year it goes further to specify: “His Majesty is Supreme Governor of the Church of England and protects the space for Faith within the multi-faith nation.”
https://archive.ph/vSWOf
>>406613
Forgot about that feature. Cheers hanz.

>>406618
you should try ignoring that the UK has less economic activity than the poorest US state next

>stub
Can't see what you wrote mate, you're filtered.

America wins again

>>406622
dubs of America winning again (again)

>>406620
>wrote
>you write posts
>not type them
pakistani retard

THE RULES OF THIS SUBREDDIT ARE NO MAKING THIRD WORLDERS FEEL INFERIOR

He's rattled.

Please be respectful friends

>>406627
okay I will be more respectful, sorry nigger

my favorite part of trolling retards is saying I'm trolling them and they keep replying because of how trolled and retarded they are
it really makes me feel good about myself because I am so superior and sometimes I get a little too carried away sucking myself off for being a huge fucking genius and superior to almost everyone who ever lived in all of human history

>>406633
dubs

>>406618
i think this is just an act so far
UK for long time was friendly to iran and still has their embassy here, and hasn't put IRGC as a terrorist group.
whenever if they do that i would actually believe it
i think you guys kinda wanna get karma with US or even Israel.
>>406627
>Please be respectful friends
one friend
also why don't you show your flag, like what are you scared of?
show it (even if it's israeli flag)

>>406635
UK poorer than poorest state
it wants welfare from America

>>406635
My flag happens to be very unique
>isreali flag
I jew would never wish for peace unless it benefits only him and his people, so don't worry

>>406637
this user is an ayy posting from the moon

George Washington in Heaven must absolutely love how cucked and humiliated Europe is in 2026

>wow they are literally all pakis and have less economic output than the single poorest US state which is also 50% black and yet economically outcompetes them
^ Washington lmaoing his ass off in Heaven at the poor britcucks

>>406636
have some respect for the british people they're your ancestors or cousins at least.
they are intelligent that's what make them rich
>>406637
is that the isle of man flag?
i don't think anyone would make fun of you for it

>>406641
I'm a glorious Germanic midwesterner, the british are the comedy relief of the universe. It's ironic he listened to the German telling him how to shield his weak emotional british self-image in this thread but his country didn't listen to a German the only time it made sense. Even then the German flag guy is probably half my height and pakistani tbh, which is additionally even more ironic.

Biggest retard moment Hitler ever had was thinking british cucks were worth his effort to try to ally with, insane in retrospect. If he actually did anything wrong it was probably like the british.

>>406635
>i think you guys kinda wanna get karma with US or even Israel.
Well we are turning into a new caliphate quire rapidly so that would make sense.

>>406644
cucked british manlet dubs

At least the british are poorer than the poorest US state in exchange for all of their former territories and colonies and wealth and also self-respect and their culture and all of the other things they have eternally lost by being subhuman cowards and mentally retarded half pakistani serfs.

>>406647
pathetic iranian deleted his own post

>406642
don't disrespect a real german
>>406643
britain massively helped nazi germany, mostly to stop communism growth in the east.
>>406644
and how friendship with US would help to clear the muzzies out?

>>406649
5'6" 70 IQ hooknosed sandnigger

America won the thread again (unbiased assessment of the status of this thread)

>>406650
how the hell did i managed to burn your ass so hard that you're bitching and crying about for more than an hour now?
that is a skill that i did not know i had

>>406653
delusional sand groid wishing he was the shitpost king

I won this thread

>>406655
dubs

American hands typed the only good posts in this thread.

>>406654
i just said you guys are devil and lay eggs
if i fucked your mom you would be less angry
you might even have liked it idk

sandnigger totally cucked irl and on this board

America has won this thread again for the 250th time

>be me
>choose to be high IQ and White and blessed by the divine
>born in America
<reddit spacing
>be you
>choose to be low IQ sandnigger born in the desert wishing you were American
>born in sandnigger desert
lmao

this is like when people unironically make a redguard in skyrim when they could be a nord and the only thing stopping them is how much they recognize they will forever be a nigger from the desert

another thread won by Americans

>>406663
you call that bullying? you been just crying over and over

America won forever
All third world retards jealous of America eternally

>>406666
American QUADS of the American GODS

>>406665
sandnigger singles

>>406668
American singles of supremacy

>>406669
American number of epic memeing and thread victory

All posts below this line are mad sandnigger jealous of America
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>>406669
supremacy in retardation

>>406671
the sandnigger raped your mom in front of you and you just stayed there and jacked off
what happened next doesn't matter.
bye

I am no sandy nigger but I am jealous of the U.S.A

>>406674
now you are a sandnigger too
oh yeah they have amazing health care and an amazing president and low crime rate...wait

>>406675
We have guns and free speech. That has to count for something.

>>406676
Certainly more than what we have, yet both our countries are ruled by kikes.

>>406676
also gun violence and cancel culture (at least for when dems are in power)
it would be good but you as an american only will be happy when you're part of the oligarchy assholes not under them.
but who care despite poverty and other shit US still is better than most places.

>>406677
killing and getting rid off jews and muslimus will be the post nut clarity for all of us.
the true good ending (A)

Tomorrow is Khamenei's funeral.Almost after the smell of his corpse swept everywhere.
Khomeini had one of the largest and most crowded funerals on record. Let's see what happens. From what we hear, it seems that negotiations are going well. The guess that many are making is that these sudden out of nowhere warmongering and aggressions are just an excuse for market manipulation.
>pic
how the fuck an earth pony uses a gun anyway?

Well, yesterday Iran bombed a few ships again
The US targeted several places in southern Iran again
Today Trump said we won't make any more deals with them, they are crazy It's time to finish them off.
that kinda bullshit
There are still US elections and the World Cup isn't over yet, so all this is just a joint to make Maga cum inside their pants.
What do y'all think, is the war back on the menu?
find out on next dragon ballz sofdhsiodhfoihsdf
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i am really having a Trump fatigue ,that guy sucks.
God never should make that guy anyone's enemy, people would die out of confusion fighting this yellow nigger.

>>406747
>how the fuck an earth pony uses a gun anyway?
Same way they play a cello. Practice.
>>406867
>What do y'all think, is the war back on the menu?
I hope not. I thought there was a peace agreement, but admittedly I've not been keeping close tabs on the situation.

>>406869
>Same way they play a cello. Practice.
the theory that they have magnetic hooves still remains
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i can't with another 6 months of no internet bullshit.
and then at the end trump comes out of nowhere, oh yeah we found a really nice guy that wants to negotiate, they're really wanting deal this time.
his name is osama hussain castro, a very reasonable wise person. he has the best beard, no one has beard as nice as he does.
just nuke us already...please i begging y'all.🙏

>>406870
>i can't with another 6 months of no internet bullshit
About that, just how much traffic is blocked? Is I2P viable? Its slow as balls, but not restricted by most countries as far as I'm aware.

>>406872
> just how much traffic is blocked?
right now or during war?
well right now most foreign apps youtube x tiktock etc etc
but most non-filtered sites are open.
during war they will literally cut everything, none of the vpns would work sometimes not even the paid ones (that irgc sells)
only available sites would be domestic ones which are garbage and filled with pro-government assholes.
>pro-government assholes.
you guys don't know what that means, we were constantly being attacked ,harassed and threatened by them, they have been proudly sending pics of protester corpse/gores at us (even children), it was one of the worst experiences i ever had. they are so retarded and immoral.

>>406873
>but most non-filtered sites are open
But you were unable to access mlpol, right? Its a pretty niche website. If you're able to get I2P working on your machine, you should be able to survive the next blackout. I'll take a look into making an I2P ponerchan if one doesn't already exist. It'd be nice to have horsefucker redundancy.
>you guys don't know what that means
We're beginning to get a taste of it. The British government want to allow 16 year olds the right to vote whilst simultaneously restricting their access to social media (via digital ID that everyone needs to sign up too) and promoting government propaganda over legit content creators.
>they have been proudly sending pics of protester corpse/gores at us (even children)
But not that bad, Christ almighty...

>>406874
>But you were unable to access mlpol, right?
yeah because they were slowly opening the loose so cloudflare wasn't open yet.
>I2P
that would not work either, here is a bit more professional explanation:
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In a typical democratic country, an Internet Service Provider (ISP) might have dozens of different physical cables connecting them to various global data centers. To cut the internet, the government would have to coordinate with dozens of private companies.
Iran is different. The government has funneled almost all international internet traffic through a small number of **state-controlled gateways** (managed by the Telecommunication Company of Iran - TCI).
Think of it like a city where every single road—no matter where it starts—must pass through one single toll booth to leave town. If the government wants to stop everyone from leaving, they don’t have to block every driveway; they just lock the toll booth.
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also dude i really grateful toward you <3, you're a nice person but i don't think anyone can do anything about it.
>I'll take a look into making an I2P ponerchan
i'll be honored to be a part of it.
> allow 16 year olds the right to vote
that's retarded
>restricting their access to social media
that's even more retarded
>But not that bad, Christ almighty...
yeah i don't fucking understand how someone can be this cruel toward his own people.
i swear we don't have that kinda history even with our enemies.
that's some extra level of being brainwashed

>>406875
>closing toll booth
Might be worth testing it regardless. Worst case it you go without ponies for a while.
>i'll be honored to be a part of it.
Everyone should have access to ponies.
>yeah i don't fucking understand how someone can be this cruel toward his own people
When all you see are numbers on a spreadsheet, its very easy to remove yourself from any kind of emotional attachment. This is why every government on the planet is capable of crimes against humanity, the ones giving the orders are removed from the consequences of their actions.

>>406876
>Worst case it you go without ponies for a while.
yeah i keep it in mind ,pony corn and youtube, it's really hard to get off addictions.
>the ones giving the orders are removed from the consequences of their actions
and they never will , they mostly ranway from the country if shit hit the fan.
but dogs are there blame too, they sold their soul for money against their own blood, they shouldn't be left alone
also khamenei's death was really unsatisfying, motherfucker died the most painless way possible. may there is a hell.
>pic
Also...for some reason i had this pic for a while to use for reference..so idk..have it. def ai generated but i love subtle keep calm and flutter on wordplay.

also guys...i am not sure what will happen so i think this is a good place to say goodbye.
last time it happened so suddenly that i didn't had a chance to say it.
so yeah
i think one of the best decisions i made was joining this site and becoming friendly to people here.
you guys are the best people that i had the honor to met on the internet and you were very nice to me.
i really appreciate every single one of you, any good any bad from me i apologize for some of my behaviors.
i really love all of you , thank you for accepting me as your guest. <3
sorry had to repost it.

>>406877
I'll get a start on a poner I2P imageboard tonight as a contingency. Currently at work so in a few hours at least.
>Flutters
Yeah its AI but rather well prompted. Very cute.
>>406878
I imagine we'll still be here if your tyrannical government turns off the internet again, and we will all miss you like the last time.
Do you think things will kick off again?

>>406878
Stay safe friend, I hope it will be better.
>>406879
I've wanted to do it but I lacked that hardware, and also I'm a lazy bum. Friend it looks like I'll be one of your first users!

>>406879
<3
>we will all miss you like the last time.
it was very heartwarming, in discord or telegram no one really gave a shit expect few.
literally many days i was seeing mlpol in my dream
when i came back with a shitty vpn to say i am alive and i saw the cheers, it meant the whole world to me, i never been so happy and flabbergasted in my whole life.
especially (your) commnents, that's one of the reasons that i really really have a huge respect toward you personally, like a ton and i will keep that attitude.
like these racist nazi fascists that were the most nicest people i met.
i am a bit emotional so that's sound like a faggot rn
>Do you think things will kick off again?
God knows, at least i believe shit hoes lit after world cup ends.
you know when everytime i heard explosions it wasn't fear that i felt, it was spark hope, hope that things will finally change for better.
it might seen yeah my people are dying too but it's better than non-sop continuation of agonizing life.
at the end it would worth it.
if internet didn't cut off i wouldn't give a shit and i would just post news here.
to any non-iranian it might comes as stupid or traitorous but many people here want the war to continue so maybe US actuallly be able to pull up a King Cyrus and save us all.
>>406880
thanks dude <3
still being blaaank flaaag!! it will be a mystery.

>>406878
D’awww

We love you too, Iran Anon!

I hope it gets better… eventually…We’re kind of all along for the ride on this one

>>406882
thank you anon, to the rest of my beautiful American anons too
none of us really wanted this war and i hope both of our countries come to their senses and prioritize their own people first. and i hope friendship between us grow again.
God be with u and God be with us all

>>406878
Hope all turns out for the best for you and your loved ones.
Love you too, and stay safe Irananon.

>>406885
you too <3

>>406881
>especially (your) commnents, that's one of the reasons that i really really have a huge respect toward you personally, like a ton and i will keep that attitude.
>like these racist nazi fascists that were the most nicest people i met.
Aww. You're getting all faggy on me Iranon? :p
Jests aside, you're a genuinely nice bloke and I'd be upset if I could never read another one of your ranty posts due to some dickhead in a position of authority, deciding his ego is more precious then the lives of the people he's supposed to be looking after.
http://poner.i2p is up, I'll work on an imageboard over the next coming weeks. In the meantime I would suggest getting I2P set up on your end so in case shit does hit the fan, you've already got your ducks in a row.

>>406888
Forgot I had my VPN on. Derp.

>>406888
>getting all faggy
even full homo idc maybe next week i can be identify as a dead man. so i say what is in my heart...and that was second gayest shit i said.
>I'd be upset if I could never read another one of your ranty posts
i appreciate it dude <3
i am not even sure if my posts come as funny or just a guy bitching and yelling at the clouds.
>i2p
of course every single sites related to it is filtered
i will check it later and thanks.
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also related to war, US is just fully attacking bandar abas in south of iran.which is something that they were doing for months now, there is nothing but palm trees and sands there.
something tells me this is a bullshit fraud war again. market manipulation or something.

>>406890
What operating system are you using? Can you access the archive websites like archive.today and such?

>>406891
whatever that my sandnigger ass ISP is providing to me
no archive sites are also inaccessable.

>>406892
I'm gonna guess windows. I've included an offline installer of both i2p and librewolf along with instructions on setting your proxy settings.
https://u.pone.rs/nzkkpcsd.7z

>>406894
thanks for caring <3

seems like bombardment is over and apparently US has dementia only remembers 4 points in iran, for weeks it's only attacking those areas.
i guess this is going to be nothig burger for now.

>>406896
>i guess this is going to be nothig burger for now.
Hope you are right and that it will finally end. It is just sad all around that this is happening.