/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

yes i did use ai slop cause fuck you
Well, 120 days have passed since the war and still no Khamenei Sr. has been buried and no news of Khamenei Jr.
Every now and then, right-wingers use the name Junior and use it to announce "messages"
>economic:
Iran is economically engaged in a rap battle with Venezuela. The Coca-Cola I used to buy for 2,500 has now gone up to 50,000. Chips that were 15,000 have now gone up to 300,000.
A one-kilogram bag of rice has gone over 1 million Tomans. The internet has become extremely expensive and packages are also running out faster.
The government is trying to cover people's expenses by giving coupons and food stamps (which of course cover the most worthless goods that no one buys).
The war has greatly helped the IRGC's wallet.
>hate/love war relationship
Iran launched a series of attacks, and the US bombed a series of places in response.
Iran's news network has announced that chanting "Death to America" ​​and burning the flag are against the law and punishable by prison.
Iran has officially purchased $50 million worth of food from the United States. (My father bought American rice for the first time)
The parliament has been closed for several months. It is still unclear who is running the country.
Radical right-wing supporters of the Islamic Republic are still protesting in the streets. Where do they find these whores?
>additional new.
Iran is still a living hell.
Iran is playing Egypt in the World Cup, and if they win this game, they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
P.S. Westerners should thank God 24 hours a day that they are not Iranians.
fun fact: Isfahan is a city in Iran, and there is no other city called Isfahan anywhere else in the world.
Alos fun fact: Israel is the first country to produce motherfuckers for free.

>>406463
>world cup
Well, that didn't happen. Iran drew all three of their games and finished third in their group.
Iran still has a chance to reach the knockout stages.
>Where do they find these whores?
i forgot the video

Do Iranians riot after soccer games like the south Americans and Europeans do?

>>406465
sometimes yeah but not after that shitty performance.
doesn't even worth celebrating nor rioting. all the games ended up in a draw.
also any type of rioting or protesting would a stupid idea because i don't think government would hold any punches anymore.

Saw this on twitter. I approve.

>>406472
yeah sure that gonna win us a revolution.

look i don't wanna sound like an asshole but i really hate royalists, times and times the king's fan showed that they're as assholish and unreasonable as islamics radicalists.
and i do not think pahlavi ever gonna come bad nor we're not gonna see that flag ever again.
that reza guy looks like gargamel and has zero charisma, and more importantly he is a israeli pawn.
he is not the bright future that iran's need.

>>406463
>Iran is playing Egypt in the World Cup, and if they win this game, they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
That would have been kinda memetic. ^^
>>406464
>>406467
Tbf, from what I saw of the highlights, you were very close at the end there with the offside goal. Like, the guy had a hand and toes offside. It wasn't even the foot he used for scoring. Obviously, the ref was just following the rules, but stuff like that is so dumb imo.
But you probably watched it and know better if it was a bad performance or not so I shouldn't be like that either. ^^

>>406476
>That would have been kinda memetic. ^^
world war 3 inside US. if they lost inside their own country that would very...eeeeeeeee
>But you probably watched it
nah it was like 4 in the morning.
and honestly i don't give a shit about my national team anymore, not even if they win the world.
first they're not representing us and second what would that change? i am still living a shithole with psychonuts as rulers.

>>406478
>and honestly i don't give a shit about my national team anymore, not even if they win the world.
>first they're not representing us and second what would that change? i am still living a shithole with psychonuts as rulers.
I feel the same with my national team. And the same with other national teams tbh. Like, I watched England versus Ghana, and for a moment, I didn't know which was which. They started with more than half black, and then exchanged white players with more blacks. Like, France is basically just blacks. Blacks everywhere.
Like, it's okay that Ghana is full black, but white countries too?
>world war 3 inside US. if they lost inside their own country that would very...eeeeeeeee
Sorry for my ignorance, but do you think that Iran's participation had to do with the fact that the war ended so suddenly? Yeah, I haven't been keeping up with your situation. I'm sorry. Basically, all I know is that Israel "has a problem with you," to say the least, and that's really all I need to know to pick sides. ^^
Also, will conflict pick up again once the World Cup ends? If so, I'm kind of getting second-hand embarrassment. Like Imagine, playing nice for an international event and then going back to killing.

>>406480
>I feel the same with my national team.
eh football is just not in it's golden age.
messi and ronaldo that's it.
>Blacks everywhere.
well that's called basketball or american eggball.
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>will conflict pick up again once the World Cup ends?
pretty much i think so.
if that is not the case then US as an amazing dragon just failed to topple a regime in a third world country.
from what i feel is that, both iran and US don't wanna fight and only country that wants is israel.
>that's really all I need to know to pick sides.
only country that you have to pick a side with is your own.
let me be real.
iran's government is as psychopathic and piece of shit as israel, but they don't have as much as power. and US too. they're fucking assholes too who promise help and then they bring their school shooting culture by shooting down school children.
if you want to feel bad for someone feel bad for the people of iran, no matter what happens they're the only ones who get fucked over and over.

Well, it seems things are getting rougher
Iran and the US are escalating their attacks by the hour
Iran launched attacks on Bahrain and Kuwait today (probably US bases)
And the US announced new attacks in southern Iran
This peace will never go anywhere for the sake of the bastard Israelis
A message has come from Khamenei Jr. that Iran will break the agreement

Trump: Iran will no longer exist.
i don't pull any punches over that
The dirty disgusting mutt pigs of America can't even eat our shit.
Iran has always been and always will be.

look i am a bit angry okay?!

>>406487
>Iran has always been and always will be
Ah yes, wonderful land of milk and honey where you have to pay just for privilege to use internet and pay for chips and cola literal cart of money.
>>406463

>>406472
>>406473
>iranian diasporas
Send them back. We don't wants these niggers

>>406489
>literal cart of money.
and i can still pay for it.
even at our worst we're still bigger than most European countries and still militarily strong.
and at our best when we were an empire, we didn't started genocide,slavery, colonialism, religious massacre, coup and rape. i take a pride to that.
>>406490
oh boohoo, the only good intelligent dna you might get there mutt.

>>406489
>you have to pay just for privilege to use internet
You have to pay for Internet everywhere.

>>406490
All the Persian whores you see on Tiktok are second generation. They were born here after their parents fled the revolution.
That being said, I certainly don't want any more coming.

>>406494
you're right, it was land of indians, saars are the only ones who had the right to be there.
joke aside there is only half a million iranians there not enough to bitch about it while 48 millions niggers live with u there.
get your priorities right.

>>406492
>women
>intelligent
Quit larping as Iranian, nigger. Most likely you're from /ptg/. Your posts here and in the other thread stink of migger shit
>>406494
I'm generally okay with Iranians. But fuck these roasties grifting for good goy points
Posting them instead of horsey mares is blasphemous

>>406495
I'm not exactly bitching about it. Just explaining to anon.

>>406497
There's only two Iranian posters on this site, and both are pretty much confirmed to actually be Iranian.
>/ptg/
No need to sling insults.

>>406497
yes intelligent iranian women, maybe your mutt grand grand son can actually brag about being aryan for once.
also being american is not a race and it doesn't mean "white".
>stink of migger shit
i am not doing any propaganda.
>grifting for good goy points
that's literally the whole existence of your country, you guys are jews' best friends.
>I'm generally okay with Iranians.
i don't have a problem with americans other the assholes who are bunch of devilish psychopaths with zero human emotion, dignity and honor.
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>>406498
okay
>>406499
>No need to sling insults.
i am sorry maybe i am being too harsh
but i have every right to be angry
your government is doing all that takes to slurp every single drop of that jewish cum.
and now is threatening us to wipe all of us for what?? for jews there is no honor for that

i have been under fire. hearing explosions everyday that maybe maybe with a hope americans would pull up a cyrus and save us, but you guys can't even do kind act not even accidentally. all of that was for nothing.

>>406498
okay i realized ,i am the one who's bitching rn...
sorry
there is no reason for me to yell at bunch of citizens for what their governments do, not like that they have any power or influence on that.
but there is something about this american dehumanization that i don't understand.
when i heard my country was behind massacre of Syrians and i was devastated for months.
but why you americans lack any human sympathy? what type of trauma caused that?

>>406461
>pinki smoking ghelyan
No pinki! That's not better than cigarette, it's worse!
>>406463
>...no news of Khamenei Jr.
>Every now and then, right-wingers use the name Junior and use it to announce "messages"
There literally is no "Khamenei Jr". The only thing they're using is his name. I'm just waiting for the day they come up with some random excuse and announce that junior is dead too. That's when I'll know the war is truly over, because they won't need to keep using his name anymore for war.
<first pic
>right-wingers
Left and right are literally outdated concepts from 17th century baguette politics. In Iran, we don't really have a left-right wing. What we should call it instead is a whole different discussion, probably one that would take two semesters of political science to explain.
>economic
Hey, we just set a new inflation record this month. Cheer up!
>hate/love war relationship
War is peace, Orwell was warning us about these shits.
>Iran's news network has announced that chanting "Death to America" ​​and burning the flag are against the law and punishable by prison.
That was a fake news, they said so by themselves.
>Where do they find these whores?
Low price whores, they're ready for sucking anything, even an ideology.
> they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
That's why it was the only match where I actually wanted Iran to win. It would've been absolute kino. Too bad...
>fun fact: Isfahan is a city in Iran, and there is no other city called Isfahan anywhere else in the world.
Once a Behbahani told me this:
بهبهان نصف جهان
مستراحش اصفهان
Well, who wants to be another wc huh?
>>406464
That bitch looks like Sahar Tabar, ewwww...
>>406472
>c.r.i.n.g.e edit sound
>a bitch just walking like a dumb and holding the flag
>so-called smart boy teaching you what is good, what is bad
Whenever I see videos like this, I feel embarrassed that these people are representing the Iranian flag. It's just so lame and ridiculous.
>>406473
>long live america, long live israel
Oh come on, another basic retarded nigger...
>>406474
<second pic
>>406480
The funny thing is, three of Iran's goals, one in each match, were ruled out by VAR. Without VAR, Iran would've won all three games. At this world cup, Iran's biggest opponent wasn't another team, it was VAR.
>>406478
>>406480
Because the regime turned football into a political issue, people started seeing the team differently. So in a way, I feel sorry for them, but at the same time, I think they brought it on themselves by acting like bootlickers.
>>406487
Don't worry, just another taco thing, he needs to show off.
>>406489
The real Iran is Equestria and any good Iranian after suffering here will go there...
<third pic
>>406492
Technically (Mudbriar face), Georgia has suffered a teeeeeny tiny from our attacks, but yeah, at all we weren't cruel.
>>406490
Other than that 10% who are educated, decent people (and whom we'd genuinely love to see come back) the rest are just a bunch of miserable, clueless idiots who don't really accomplish anything. That's also why so many of them are active in the exile opposition: they make a living off this kind of pointless nonsense. We don't claim them. Whatever happens to them is none of our concern, and we'd even appreciate it, because all they ever do is undermine the opposition inside Iran.
>>406497
He's not a /ptg/fag, that's just a big misunderstanding, both miggers and piggers are retarded.
>>406501
>>406502
I understand, but no need to be angry. These guys are just people, not any shit gov, we should be kind to each other.

Anyway, I just finished no I'm not a human last night, and I swearto Celestia, that was my fucking nightmare, I can't forget this mf...

>>406505
>There literally is no "Khamenei Jr".
i know, that nigga is dead like dead dead, more dead than than anyone whoever was dead even more than his dad.
>The only thing they're using is his name.
and arzeshitards would eat that up, at this point i don't think extremists even need his name. they say whatever and their fans would eat it.
>we don't really have a left-right wing.
we have factions, one more retarded than the other, we can only measure them by their extremism level.
>That's why it was the only match where I actually wanted Iran to win.
iran got eliminated, so as US rn. that match wasn't going to happen.
>That bitch looks like Sahar Tabar,
i wanna skull fuck whoever was her plastic surgeon.
> I feel embarrassed that these people are representing the Iranian flag.
opps are just totally useless rn , with bunch of boobs and tiktok dance no one can change a regime.
>the rest are just a bunch of miserable, clueless idiots who don't really accomplish anything.
so they're just average americans.
>He's not a /ptg/fag
i don't know even what the fuck that is. portable games?
>I understand, but no need to be angry.
yeah yeah yeah i just said that myself
>These guys are just people
a very selfish and obnoxious ones at least , i literally getting nazi mogged by a toothpick who is literally being ruled by jews.
>we should be kind to each other.
i don't think they know what that means, just wait for them to get enlisted , you will see how much loving and caring they are.

>>406507
okay i am being dick again for no reason, god damn it.

>>406507
>and arzeshitards would eat that up, at this point i don't think extremists even need his name. they say whatever and their fans would eat it.
They're still not stupid enough to blindly do whatever those extremist tell them. A good example was the sit-in protest that some hardline paydaritards tried to organize outside parliament over it being closed. In the end, it was canceled because a lot of people weren't sure whether they should actually take part. If "Khamenei Jr" had told them to do it, thousands probably would've shown up. But since it was only being pushed by a handful of hardline paydaritards, it completely fizzled out.
>we have factions, one more retarded than the other, we can only measure them by their extremism level.
It depends. I think there are two variables: how extreme someone is, and how competent they are. For example, Ghalibaf is a non-extremist who's competent, Pezeshkian is a non-extremist who's incompetent, Jalili is an extremist who's competent, and Zakani is an extremist who's incompetent. The competent ones know exactly what they're doing; the incompetent ones often don't even seem to understand what they're doing themselves.
>i don't know even what the fuck that is. portable games?
/ptg/ is MAGAtards thread(president trump general), full of migger shills, and, of course, shirtless, muscular pictures of Trump. Man, these faggots are so gay...
>i don't think they know what that means, just wait for them to get enlisted , you will see how much loving and caring they are.
War is a game played by politicians. I don't expect anyone to show me mercy when they're shooting at me. In the end, we're all pawns in the hands of politicians.

>>406511
>They're still not stupid enough
yes they are
>to blindly do whatever those extremist tell them.
yes they do, they're wastly shills ,so their mouth turns whatever the food is coming from. a huge portion of them are not genuine in following the ideology.
>and how competent they are
that's not a good measurement to begin with. its failed government whatever the way you look at it.
>Ghalibaf is a non-extremist who's competent
is he? he is an extremist who caused death of many students did you forgot? and competent? fuck no.
>/ptg/ is MAGAtards
oh,and is that...htf did i even give that impression?
also idk why when i think of maga, i got remembered of that guy barnyard?
<this fucker
>we're all pawns in the hands of politicians.
idk day by day i am coming to this conclusion that americans are just purely evil by design.

>>406512
>yes they are
They're still not willing to do whatever the extremists tell them. You can see that from the sit-in protest outside parliament that ended up being canceled.
>yes they do, they're wastly shills ,so their mouth turns whatever the food is coming from. a huge portion of them are not genuine in following the ideology.
Yeah, there's a small but very loud faction that's always making noise, the kind of hardliners that even the regime is wary of because it's afraid they'll create problems. But most of their supporters still aren't willing to do whatever the extremists tell them unless Khamenei Jr tells them to as well.
>that's not a good measurement to begin with. its failed government whatever the way you look at it.
What I meant by "competent" is simply that they know what they're doing and what they want. I'm not saying they're necessarily intelligent or that they're doing the right thing. I just mean they have a clear objective (even if it's a terrible one) and they understand how to pursue it.
>is he? he is an extremist who caused death of many students did you forgot? and competent? fuck no.
There was a time when Rouhani, Mousavi, and Pezeshkian were considered the regime's hardliners. Now they're labeled as so-called "moderate reformists." Politics is a dirty game, and people switch roles fast. He's reinvented himself as a so-called moderate, even though he originally came from the conservative camp.
>also idk why when i think of maga, i got remembered of that guy barnyard?
Because he was an ass boomer, like most of the MAGAtards.
>idk day by day i am coming to this conclusion that americans are just purely evil by design.
Well that's your thought, I don't think gov=nation.

before i start my answers, FUCK AZERBAIJAN!!
>>406513
>They're still not willing to do whatever the extremists tell them.
just like us they don't have any other choice, like wtf they're gonna do? protest?
>they understand how to pursue it.
eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>even though he originally came from the conservative camp.
yeah i know, there bunch of players from the same team, just they look facially different, and with different.
>Because he was an ass boomer,
i think alot of young dumbasses are his supporters too.
maybe even applejack family.
>I don't think gov=nation
well well well...
let's talk about it
US is literal definition of seven deadly sins, they check every single one.
a country contained with sexual deprevity , homosexuality, biggest porn industry, braindead extremism, long ass history of genocide and slavery,selfishness,idiocracy ,greedy thieves, bullying weaks , showing many other horrible behaviors , they joke about people they killed and families they ruined and they have no conscious, they don't care about others , they're civilized but inside they act like barbars. they have so much blood on their hands
they're not human, if you told me they lay eggs and shapeshift to look like humans i would believe that.

>>406514
>let's talk about it
>non-White manlet retard talking about GLORIOUS AMERICA
>let's talk about it
In the language, the White Man's American English, no less. Let's unpack this, you are a brown manlet envious of our success. Probably mad how the United States unilaterally can just facefuck your shithole country whenever it feels like and all of you ugly sandniggers just cope and seethe on xitter in response as though you're clitty leaking (xitty leaking.)
To think I momentarily amused myself by playing Persia in Civ 5 when this drama all started up again, honestly it's a moot point of a civ because it's all built around golden ages but there's never gonna be a golden age for your shithole ever again.

ah someone got his feeling hurts cause he knows it's true, doesn't even tries to debunk me.
>>406515
mutts aren't white. never were.
and i don't give a shit you are white or not. i talking about ethics not race.
>just facefuck your shithole
you guys didn't, so pathetically called for peace and pulled up all sanctions. and giving us money.
fight like women behind fancy weapons, not man enough to fight on the ground.
>there's never gonna be a golden age for your shithole ever again.
who knows, it might happen but yours definitely declining.
>GLORIOUS AMERICA
how did you wrote that without laughing, please, you guys have no glory or honor whatsoever.

>>406516
You have to avoid talking about race because you are a brown manlet the color of shit whose genetics are a curse. I understand, brown sandnigger of color.

>>406517
this is such a retarded talking point.
>pic
but here, this is my hand, its says hi
italy , spain ,germany etc etc all of them are white, so why i won't say anything about them?
this is not about shitty jewish skins of yours.

>>406518
ugly manlet with feminine hands
deboonked

>>406519
you talk like a child.

>>406515
also i don't use twitter, i never did so fuck you

>>406521
feminine post, ugly manlet

>>406522
American dubs on slow as molasses imageboard, signifying victory. Double posting to dunk on poor brown faggots who can't afford two posts worth of bandwith.

>>406523
singles of American supremacy

>>406524
>>406523
>>406522
samefag but he won...

you may now be brown and short and impotent in reply

what a loser

>>406527
non-American singles of ugly and pathetic failure

>>406528
now you just repeating yourself
you're funny tho

>>406514
but genuinely...sound of reason
was i an asshole, or was i saying the truth?
i felt guilt

>>406519
Post your own hand then.

>>406531
guys this is not a dick measuring contest

also i thought about it...
i am gonna apologize about what i said earlier
it was really retarded and hypocritical and very untrue and unreasonably harsh.
any Americans here i am sorry

>>406534
is it too small? or it is a bit black
why are u shy about you handihood?
>>406535
eh shut the fuck up
sounds like a music album that a deepshit nickelback clone would make

>>406537
Stop engaging with the troll.

>>406538
nigga you didn't show anything
claiming victory while you lost, classic
>>406539
i am having fun
it is a slow day for the site.

>>406541
nice try have a low quality star, now turn off your vpn.

>now turn off your vpn.
i wonder how the sites knows your geolocation despite the ip addresses supposedly being encrypted

>>406545
single as in no bitches
>>406546
well it passes through cloudflare
IP addresses are actually a very "blunt" instrument for location. they usually only tell a site which city or region your Internet Service Provider (ISP) is routing your traffic through.
and it is not trustworthy
like u see because of my isp i keep changing flag to iran and azerbaijan
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also i don't understand what is the point of flag when i can do this...tata i am in another country.

also, this whole idea of, oh, I'm safe, I'm chatting on an anonymous site, and oh, I've got a VPN, so even the FBI doesn't know where I am.
put that in a trash and burn it.
your internet provider exactly knows at what time which site you visited and what data you delivered.

I'm not trolling though I am really American tbh
you can tell because all of my posts in this thread are the best post in this thread

>>406556
trips

>Iran so cucked by USA that even their thread got cucked
o algo can you see

dumb ass you gonna get banned for spamming

you are trying too hard and it is very embrassing really.

I'm QUITTING this board it SUCKS because you guys HATE AMERICANS and it's RUDE

>sips tea
Wonder what's rumbled the glimmers. They are going apeshit everywhere.

>>406565
you either drunk or a child or really retarded either way doesn't affect me in any way.
>>406566
I WAS NOT TRYING TO TROLL OR RAGEBAIT

wtf this thread makes no sense I can't even read the europeasant and desert nigger seethe it doesn't even make sense

happy birthday Hitler

>>406569
epic sex number

>>406568
are you new?

>>406571
what does it mean to be new? how do I post on imageboard?

are you a retarded shitskin

>>406572
yeah, you kinda don't know us

STOP being RUDE to AMERICANS
or I will say
STOP being RUDE to AMERICANS
and if you don't
it will be RUDE

>>406574
okay reddit babby retard nigger

>>406540
Some of us want to actually use this thread for politics. Avoid engaging the troll to avoid shitting-up the thread.

Iransissies lost

>>406577
always reply to trolls shitting up your thread or you are a rulecuck fag

>>406575
get a grip dude or a pacifier
>>406577
me talking to him or not wouldn't stop this retard, don't blame it on me

>>406580
you are some kind of hypocrite to talk about getting a grip with feminine hands like that

hypocrisy disgusts me as much as sandniggers

alright I won the thread because you niggers can't understand with nigger IQ and you got baited because nigger emotional intelligence

>>406583
bye

>>406584
>saying goodbye
obsessed

I am not replying to this thread any longer so don't try to get me to stay by continually replying to me about my effortless psychic victory over you mentally retarded niggercattle

>>406586
stay safe and good luck

It's okay to feel profound shame about your limited mental capabilities

>>406588
hitler dubs

being obsessed with my hands was gay however
but it's june so pride month

>>406591
webster sounds like a faggot british name did not read

>>406591
did england switch side when the actual sanctions are being over?
is not that a bit late?
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but funny how after dick starmer collapsed this happened

>>406594
fag trying to reframe the thread away from how utterly buckbroken he got over my text posts

>>406595
there were supposed to be green colored meme runes preceding this to imply you were doing it

>>406595
bro stop whining no one gives a shit.

>>406597
cared enough to respond...forever humiliated

dubs

>>406599
dubs

>>406600
dubs

>>406594
The UK has tried to stay neutral because otherwise the moslems would have a hissy fit.

>>406597
I GIVE A SHIT I CARE I AM EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS THREAD AND I AM REALLY INTERESTED BY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF MAKING BROWN 'PEOPLE' ANGRY!!!!!

>>406603
text post because I couldn't be bothered to make a relevant meme depicting you in an unflattering way or even bothering to use a generic brown person mocking image to imply you are brown and make fun of how brown you are
I didn't even care enough to bother you aren't even worth making fun of

>>406603
>I AM REALLY INTERESTED BY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF MAKING BROWN 'PEOPLE' ANGRY!!!!!
We can tell. Must be unfortunate being a nigger that's missing the tip of his dick.

idiotic goyim who replied to me ^

>>406605
confirmed retarded goyim also homosexually thinking about cocks
but it's pride month

>>406602
and they have many mullah spies in iran that's the other reason.
if they want to do that they better get rid of shia mosques

>iran general starts spontaneously discussing cock
astonishing

when the demoralized one dimensional thinkers ruined the thread by being so perturbed and having such strong feelings of inferiority that they can't even summon up the willpower to try to reply to my well informed and articulated points

dubs

>>406611
dubs

>I ignored you
peak reddit

America wins again

>>406616
british fags try to copy Americans because their shitty island isn't even replete with resources enough for Trump to bother conquering them

>>406608
Wont happen. Kings a moslem.
>His Majesty’s redrafted job description also includes ‘strengthening the UK’s social fabric and cohesion’
>The King’s official job is to protect faith “within the multi-faith nation”, under a newly published palace definition of the monarch’s role.
>The King, who is Supreme Governor of the Church of England, will “protect the space for Faith” under a redrafted job description from Buckingham Palace.
>Published in the annual review of the Royal family’s finances, the Sovereign Grant report 2025-26, it changes the description of the King’s role as “Head of Nation” from last year, when he was the “Head of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith”.
>This year it goes further to specify: “His Majesty is Supreme Governor of the Church of England and protects the space for Faith within the multi-faith nation.”
https://archive.ph/vSWOf
>>406613
Forgot about that feature. Cheers hanz.

>>406618
you should try ignoring that the UK has less economic activity than the poorest US state next

>stub
Can't see what you wrote mate, you're filtered.

America wins again

>>406622
dubs of America winning again (again)

>>406620
>wrote
>you write posts
>not type them
pakistani retard

THE RULES OF THIS SUBREDDIT ARE NO MAKING THIRD WORLDERS FEEL INFERIOR

He's rattled.

Please be respectful friends

>>406627
okay I will be more respectful, sorry nigger

my favorite part of trolling retards is saying I'm trolling them and they keep replying because of how trolled and retarded they are
it really makes me feel good about myself because I am so superior and sometimes I get a little too carried away sucking myself off for being a huge fucking genius and superior to almost everyone who ever lived in all of human history

>>406633
dubs

>>406618
i think this is just an act so far
UK for long time was friendly to iran and still has their embassy here, and hasn't put IRGC as a terrorist group.
whenever if they do that i would actually believe it
i think you guys kinda wanna get karma with US or even Israel.
>>406627
>Please be respectful friends
one friend
also why don't you show your flag, like what are you scared of?
show it (even if it's israeli flag)

>>406635
UK poorer than poorest state
it wants welfare from America

>>406635
My flag happens to be very unique
>isreali flag
I jew would never wish for peace unless it benefits only him and his people, so don't worry

>>406637
this user is an ayy posting from the moon

George Washington in Heaven must absolutely love how cucked and humiliated Europe is in 2026

>wow they are literally all pakis and have less economic output than the single poorest US state which is also 50% black and yet economically outcompetes them
^ Washington lmaoing his ass off in Heaven at the poor britcucks

>>406636
have some respect for the british people they're your ancestors or cousins at least.
they are intelligent that's what make them rich
>>406637
is that the isle of man flag?
i don't think anyone would make fun of you for it

>>406641
I'm a glorious Germanic midwesterner, the british are the comedy relief of the universe. It's ironic he listened to the German telling him how to shield his weak emotional british self-image in this thread but his country didn't listen to a German the only time it made sense. Even then the German flag guy is probably half my height and pakistani tbh, which is additionally even more ironic.

Biggest retard moment Hitler ever had was thinking british cucks were worth his effort to try to ally with, insane in retrospect. If he actually did anything wrong it was probably like the british.

>>406635
>i think you guys kinda wanna get karma with US or even Israel.
Well we are turning into a new caliphate quire rapidly so that would make sense.

>>406644
cucked british manlet dubs

At least the british are poorer than the poorest US state in exchange for all of their former territories and colonies and wealth and also self-respect and their culture and all of the other things they have eternally lost by being subhuman cowards and mentally retarded half pakistani serfs.

>>406647
pathetic iranian deleted his own post

>406642
don't disrespect a real german
>>406643
britain massively helped nazi germany, mostly to stop communism growth in the east.
>>406644
and how friendship with US would help to clear the muzzies out?

>>406649
5'6" 70 IQ hooknosed sandnigger

America won the thread again (unbiased assessment of the status of this thread)

>>406650
how the hell did i managed to burn your ass so hard that you're bitching and crying about for more than an hour now?
that is a skill that i did not know i had

>>406653
delusional sand groid wishing he was the shitpost king

I won this thread

>>406655
dubs

American hands typed the only good posts in this thread.

>>406654
i just said you guys are devil and lay eggs
if i fucked your mom you would be less angry
you might even have liked it idk

sandnigger totally cucked irl and on this board

America has won this thread again for the 250th time

>be me
>choose to be high IQ and White and blessed by the divine
>born in America
<reddit spacing
>be you
>choose to be low IQ sandnigger born in the desert wishing you were American
>born in sandnigger desert
lmao

this is like when people unironically make a redguard in skyrim when they could be a nord and the only thing stopping them is how much they recognize they will forever be a nigger from the desert

another thread won by Americans

>>406663
you call that bullying? you been just crying over and over

America won forever
All third world retards jealous of America eternally

>>406666
American QUADS of the American GODS

>>406665
sandnigger singles

>>406668
American singles of supremacy

>>406669
American number of epic memeing and thread victory

All posts below this line are mad sandnigger jealous of America
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>406669
supremacy in retardation

>>406671
the sandnigger raped your mom in front of you and you just stayed there and jacked off
what happened next doesn't matter.
bye

I am no sandy nigger but I am jealous of the U.S.A

>>406674
now you are a sandnigger too
oh yeah they have amazing health care and an amazing president and low crime rate...wait

>>406675
We have guns and free speech. That has to count for something.

>>406676
Certainly more than what we have, yet both our countries are ruled by kikes.

>>406676
also gun violence and cancel culture (at least for when dems are in power)
it would be good but you as an american only will be happy when you're part of the oligarchy assholes not under them.
but who care despite poverty and other shit US still is better than most places.

>>406677
killing and getting rid off jews and muslimus will be the post nut clarity for all of us.
the true good ending (A)

Tomorrow is Khamenei's funeral.Almost after the smell of his corpse swept everywhere.
Khomeini had one of the largest and most crowded funerals on record. Let's see what happens. From what we hear, it seems that negotiations are going well. The guess that many are making is that these sudden out of nowhere warmongering and aggressions are just an excuse for market manipulation.
>pic
how the fuck an earth pony uses a gun anyway?

Well, yesterday Iran bombed a few ships again
The US targeted several places in southern Iran again
Today Trump said we won't make any more deals with them, they are crazy It's time to finish them off.
that kinda bullshit
There are still US elections and the World Cup isn't over yet, so all this is just a joint to make Maga cum inside their pants.
What do y'all think, is the war back on the menu?
find out on next dragon ballz sofdhsiodhfoihsdf
--
i am really having a Trump fatigue ,that guy sucks.
God never should make that guy anyone's enemy, people would die out of confusion fighting this yellow nigger.

>>406747
>how the fuck an earth pony uses a gun anyway?
Same way they play a cello. Practice.
>>406867
>What do y'all think, is the war back on the menu?
I hope not. I thought there was a peace agreement, but admittedly I've not been keeping close tabs on the situation.

>>406869
>Same way they play a cello. Practice.
the theory that they have magnetic hooves still remains
--
i can't with another 6 months of no internet bullshit.
and then at the end trump comes out of nowhere, oh yeah we found a really nice guy that wants to negotiate, they're really wanting deal this time.
his name is osama hussain castro, a very reasonable wise person. he has the best beard, no one has beard as nice as he does.
just nuke us already...please i begging y'all.🙏

>>406870
>i can't with another 6 months of no internet bullshit
About that, just how much traffic is blocked? Is I2P viable? Its slow as balls, but not restricted by most countries as far as I'm aware.

>>406872
> just how much traffic is blocked?
right now or during war?
well right now most foreign apps youtube x tiktock etc etc
but most non-filtered sites are open.
during war they will literally cut everything, none of the vpns would work sometimes not even the paid ones (that irgc sells)
only available sites would be domestic ones which are garbage and filled with pro-government assholes.
>pro-government assholes.
you guys don't know what that means, we were constantly being attacked ,harassed and threatened by them, they have been proudly sending pics of protester corpse/gores at us (even children), it was one of the worst experiences i ever had. they are so retarded and immoral.

>>406873
>but most non-filtered sites are open
But you were unable to access mlpol, right? Its a pretty niche website. If you're able to get I2P working on your machine, you should be able to survive the next blackout. I'll take a look into making an I2P ponerchan if one doesn't already exist. It'd be nice to have horsefucker redundancy.
>you guys don't know what that means
We're beginning to get a taste of it. The British government want to allow 16 year olds the right to vote whilst simultaneously restricting their access to social media (via digital ID that everyone needs to sign up too) and promoting government propaganda over legit content creators.
>they have been proudly sending pics of protester corpse/gores at us (even children)
But not that bad, Christ almighty...

>>406874
>But you were unable to access mlpol, right?
yeah because they were slowly opening the loose so cloudflare wasn't open yet.
>I2P
that would not work either, here is a bit more professional explanation:
--
In a typical democratic country, an Internet Service Provider (ISP) might have dozens of different physical cables connecting them to various global data centers. To cut the internet, the government would have to coordinate with dozens of private companies.
Iran is different. The government has funneled almost all international internet traffic through a small number of **state-controlled gateways** (managed by the Telecommunication Company of Iran - TCI).
Think of it like a city where every single road—no matter where it starts—must pass through one single toll booth to leave town. If the government wants to stop everyone from leaving, they don’t have to block every driveway; they just lock the toll booth.
--
also dude i really grateful toward you <3, you're a nice person but i don't think anyone can do anything about it.
>I'll take a look into making an I2P ponerchan
i'll be honored to be a part of it.
> allow 16 year olds the right to vote
that's retarded
>restricting their access to social media
that's even more retarded
>But not that bad, Christ almighty...
yeah i don't fucking understand how someone can be this cruel toward his own people.
i swear we don't have that kinda history even with our enemies.
that's some extra level of being brainwashed

>>406875
>closing toll booth
Might be worth testing it regardless. Worst case it you go without ponies for a while.
>i'll be honored to be a part of it.
Everyone should have access to ponies.
>yeah i don't fucking understand how someone can be this cruel toward his own people
When all you see are numbers on a spreadsheet, its very easy to remove yourself from any kind of emotional attachment. This is why every government on the planet is capable of crimes against humanity, the ones giving the orders are removed from the consequences of their actions.

>>406876
>Worst case it you go without ponies for a while.
yeah i keep it in mind ,pony corn and youtube, it's really hard to get off addictions.
>the ones giving the orders are removed from the consequences of their actions
and they never will , they mostly ranway from the country if shit hit the fan.
but dogs are there blame too, they sold their soul for money against their own blood, they shouldn't be left alone
also khamenei's death was really unsatisfying, motherfucker died the most painless way possible. may there is a hell.
>pic
Also...for some reason i had this pic for a while to use for reference..so idk..have it. def ai generated but i love subtle keep calm and flutter on wordplay.

also guys...i am not sure what will happen so i think this is a good place to say goodbye.
last time it happened so suddenly that i didn't had a chance to say it.
so yeah
i think one of the best decisions i made was joining this site and becoming friendly to people here.
you guys are the best people that i had the honor to met on the internet and you were very nice to me.
i really appreciate every single one of you, any good any bad from me i apologize for some of my behaviors.
i really love all of you , thank you for accepting me as your guest. <3
sorry had to repost it.

>>406877
I'll get a start on a poner I2P imageboard tonight as a contingency. Currently at work so in a few hours at least.
>Flutters
Yeah its AI but rather well prompted. Very cute.
>>406878
I imagine we'll still be here if your tyrannical government turns off the internet again, and we will all miss you like the last time.
Do you think things will kick off again?

>>406878
Stay safe friend, I hope it will be better.
>>406879
I've wanted to do it but I lacked that hardware, and also I'm a lazy bum. Friend it looks like I'll be one of your first users!

>>406879
<3
>we will all miss you like the last time.
it was very heartwarming, in discord or telegram no one really gave a shit expect few.
literally many days i was seeing mlpol in my dream
when i came back with a shitty vpn to say i am alive and i saw the cheers, it meant the whole world to me, i never been so happy and flabbergasted in my whole life.
especially (your) commnents, that's one of the reasons that i really really have a huge respect toward you personally, like a ton and i will keep that attitude.
like these racist nazi fascists that were the most nicest people i met.
i am a bit emotional so that's sound like a faggot rn
>Do you think things will kick off again?
God knows, at least i believe shit hoes lit after world cup ends.
you know when everytime i heard explosions it wasn't fear that i felt, it was spark hope, hope that things will finally change for better.
it might seen yeah my people are dying too but it's better than non-sop continuation of agonizing life.
at the end it would worth it.
if internet didn't cut off i wouldn't give a shit and i would just post news here.
to any non-iranian it might comes as stupid or traitorous but many people here want the war to continue so maybe US actuallly be able to pull up a King Cyrus and save us all.
>>406880
thanks dude <3
still being blaaank flaaag!! it will be a mystery.

>>406878
D’awww

We love you too, Iran Anon!

I hope it gets better… eventually…We’re kind of all along for the ride on this one

>>406882
thank you anon, to the rest of my beautiful American anons too
none of us really wanted this war and i hope both of our countries come to their senses and prioritize their own people first. and i hope friendship between us grow again.
God be with u and God be with us all

>>406878
Hope all turns out for the best for you and your loved ones.
Love you too, and stay safe Irananon.

>>406885
you too <3

>>406881
>especially (your) commnents, that's one of the reasons that i really really have a huge respect toward you personally, like a ton and i will keep that attitude.
>like these racist nazi fascists that were the most nicest people i met.
Aww. You're getting all faggy on me Iranon? :p
Jests aside, you're a genuinely nice bloke and I'd be upset if I could never read another one of your ranty posts due to some dickhead in a position of authority, deciding his ego is more precious then the lives of the people he's supposed to be looking after.
http://poner.i2p is up, I'll work on an imageboard over the next coming weeks. In the meantime I would suggest getting I2P set up on your end so in case shit does hit the fan, you've already got your ducks in a row.

>>406888
Forgot I had my VPN on. Derp.

>>406888
>getting all faggy
even full homo idc maybe next week i can be identify as a dead man. so i say what is in my heart...and that was second gayest shit i said.
>I'd be upset if I could never read another one of your ranty posts
i appreciate it dude <3
i am not even sure if my posts come as funny or just a guy bitching and yelling at the clouds.
>i2p
of course every single sites related to it is filtered
i will check it later and thanks.
--
also related to war, US is just fully attacking bandar abas in south of iran.which is something that they were doing for months now, there is nothing but palm trees and sands there.
something tells me this is a bullshit fraud war again. market manipulation or something.

>>406890
What operating system are you using? Can you access the archive websites like archive.today and such?

>>406891
whatever that my sandnigger ass ISP is providing to me
no archive sites are also inaccessable.

>>406892
I'm gonna guess windows. I've included an offline installer of both i2p and librewolf along with instructions on setting your proxy settings.
https://u.pone.rs/nzkkpcsd.7z

>>406894
thanks for caring <3

seems like bombardment is over and apparently US has dementia only remembers 4 points in iran, for weeks it's only attacking those areas.
i guess this is going to be nothig burger for now.

>>406896
>i guess this is going to be nothig burger for now.
Hope you are right and that it will finally end. It is just sad all around that this is happening.

>>406897
i just don't get why two countries that have 4 continent and 3 oceans between them are fighting.
and this is not fighting, it is two yandere yuri exes pulling each other's hair.
either compeletly finish eahcother off or just shake hands and never contact again.

this dumb ass nigger truml just said "islamic republic of JAPAN" shot missiles at abrahma lincolns carriers. konichiwa ayatollah senpai don't bomb us UwU
he also called zelensky, mr. putin.
i think i was right about the dementia part up there....
i feel like starlight fucked the timeline again, it makes no sense.

>>406878
I love you too, friend.
I don't know what to say.
Ig I could talk about how you impressed me in another thread recently when you apologized. I don't really know if you were wrong or need to apologize in the first place because I kinda wasn't paying attention. But being able to take a step back and admit that one went too far, I think, is really showing strength of character and is impressive. Regardless, if you really needed to or not.
But, like arguing why you are a likable good person is fine ofc, but I just want to send my actual emotions. So here's something silly:
I'll send you a warm, snug embrace. A long hug. Brush your hair with my hand. And be a shoulder to cry on in this situation.
I really don't want you to... I want you to live.
You are handling this better than I would. You are doing great. <3

>>406902
thanks dude you are one of the most kind hearted anons here, a very great individual.
i was mad and i was yelling at the clouds. and aiming it at wrong people.it was very disrespectful and ungrateful of me. people here didnt do anything wrong , they didn't meant any harm.
just because this is an ananymous site doesn't mean i should say whatever the fuck i want. i do realized when i make a fuck up and i own it.
i felt bad and i apologized for it even tho no one really cared tbh. i still like americans and their culture, their entertainment media (movies ,games ,etc) still made my childhood.
also really thank you for the kind words i dearly appreciate it.
i love you too, wish you achieve greatness in life. <3

>>406895
No worries mate.
>>406898
>either compeletly finish eahcother off or just shake hands and never contact again.
Unfortunately, kikes.

Top 10 threads turned wholesome
>>406888
>trips
gecheckt
>poner.i2p
cumming right now

>>406921
There isn't much, currently.

>>406922
Enough wifey to make me cume, however.

>>406921
it always was wholesome site about ponies and racism
>>406922
sadly i couldn't join, even with vpn gives me error
later i will try your i2p guide.
--
so apparently US attacked 90+ places in islamic republic of japan.
attacks were in wide range including many cities especially the capital tokyo.
still the war going but seemingly it's not really taken that seriously by neither sides.
>pic
as far as none of this hobbits and gandalfs in this pictures dying, it's not a regime change or a big deal
trumpet just said that iranians contacted him again for negotiations.
if they keep ruining shit in Thursday and keep the peace out on sunday, this is nothing but market manipulation. we will see.

>>406922
thanks

>>406933
poland is a beautiful country with a beautiful flag keep it <3

>>406925
I2P is like a private, hidden layer on top of the regular internet. Imagine the normal internet is a bunch of public roads where cameras can see your car (your IP address) and where you're going. I2P is like driving around in a giant network of secret underground tunnels shared by thousands of other people. Your traffic gets mixed and bounced through many other users' computers, so it's very hard for anyone to tell who you are or what you're doing.

In order to connect to an i2p site (known as an eepsite) you need to have the i2p protocol installed, and you need to configure your browser appropriately. You won't be able to reach i2p sites with a regular browser.

>>406937
ooooohhhh like tunneling or using tor i think
thank u for the explanation
first thing i do after installing it, i'll join your site.

>>406938
>ooooohhhh like tunneling or using tor i think
Basically yeah. It uses a more complex routing pattern so its a little on the slow side, faster then dialup though.
>thank u for the explanation
Welcome!
>first thing i do after installing it, i'll join your site.
After you start the I2P application and configure the librewolf, wait around 5-10 minutes before trying to reach the eepsite as they tunnels will need to be established.

I'll probably make a thread on /cyb/ after I get the message board up and running.

>>406939
well it did worked well as a proxy and i found some forums even farsi ones, hey i live in USA now, so i should pay taxes so they can bomb my country better :p
but it still didn't opened your site , are you sure there is no typo?
either way i am really thankful for putting time for me, here is some flowers for a flower (you) <3

>>406944
sorry i am a bit noob at this.

>>406944
You don't have that domain in the address book yet.
Using http://reg.i2p/ you can add entries. Search for "poner" and use the link underneath "AH" (addressbook helper) to add the new entry. The b32 address can always be resolved, so here's [reg.i2p]:
http://shx5vqsw7usdaunyzr2qmes2fq37oumybpudrd4jjj4e4vk4uusa.b32.i2p/
And this is [poner.i2p]:
http://ponercoxj2upkycf5hqzlqtc5lcrtnkeumezmjywa63j32kv6xpq.b32.i2p/

>>406946
okay i got it , thank you very much

>>406944
Sorry, I should have added clearer instructions. Thankfully, noflag has filled that void. Eepsite is coming along well, still need to lock some things down.

>>406948
nah nah i'm a bit slow, you did well lad , i appreciate it <3
it would be an honor for me to join :)

>>406949
Innit, whole reason why I'm doing this is so you have access to ponies.

don't make me fucking cry goddamn it...thank you.

>>406951
Don't be a fag. I need you to draw a mascot. I've decided the project is called A Small Imageboard, and Asi is a common name depending on the culture.

>>406952
>Don't be a fag
bruh
>I need you to draw a mascot
sure, what do you got in mind?
>>406953
/)

>>406955
I'll be come up with some few concept arts. no problem
any favouritism toward any color or clothing?

>>406956
Whatever colour scheme you think is best for a messageboard mascot that was created by a drunken taff that forgot to eat due to coding.

>>406957
well if it's gonna be there forever , it should be good.
i was thing about a futuristic drunk scientist pony but rick and morty and inside job already TMed those.
i might get with a dark mystical mage pony either an earth pony with a staff or a unicorn
>>406955
also i get it...as, asgard...yeah

>>406958
'Healer seems to be the common theme in the name.

>>406959
a magical healer maybe? also i need to create a illustrated icon as well , something simple to draw.
maybe error massages as well with ponies too.
--
well i be drawing as many as possible until you like one of them. but tomorrow cause it's late here
i promise anon i won't disappoint u, stay safe and take care

>>406960
No rush mate, I'm not going to be compos mentis tomorrow. Maiden are playing so I'm going to make a day of it, as a final farewell to alcohol.

>>406961
ooohh have fun dude, I'll update you tommorow.

i think it's a band, for a sec i got this elden ring maiden in my brain

...also where are the americans like is this their sabbath day or something? lately it was very uncrowded.

>406962
>i think it's a band, for a sec i got this elden ring maiden in my brain
https://youtu.be/Xg9aQvjMS60?t=37
>>406963
Probably getting laid.

>>406964
a fellow metal head? nice
yeah i like it. but raises me a question, the band is old...and how old are u dude? sorry for getting personal ;-;
>getting laid
you almost got me almost.

You hide. I don't converse with whimps.

>>406966
hide what?
okay gee, didn't want to offend you. damn it , what i am saying is that I'm Gen Z, i felt like a kid for not knowing the band.