/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

yes i did use ai slop cause fuck you
Well, 120 days have passed since the war and still no Khamenei Sr. has been buried and no news of Khamenei Jr.
Every now and then, right-wingers use the name Junior and use it to announce "messages"
>economic:
Iran is economically engaged in a rap battle with Venezuela. The Coca-Cola I used to buy for 2,500 has now gone up to 50,000. Chips that were 15,000 have now gone up to 300,000.
A one-kilogram bag of rice has gone over 1 million Tomans. The internet has become extremely expensive and packages are also running out faster.
The government is trying to cover people's expenses by giving coupons and food stamps (which of course cover the most worthless goods that no one buys).
The war has greatly helped the IRGC's wallet.
>hate/love war relationship
Iran launched a series of attacks, and the US bombed a series of places in response.
Iran's news network has announced that chanting "Death to America" ​​and burning the flag are against the law and punishable by prison.
Iran has officially purchased $50 million worth of food from the United States. (My father bought American rice for the first time)
The parliament has been closed for several months. It is still unclear who is running the country.
Radical right-wing supporters of the Islamic Republic are still protesting in the streets. Where do they find these whores?
>additional new.
Iran is still a living hell.
Iran is playing Egypt in the World Cup, and if they win this game, they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
P.S. Westerners should thank God 24 hours a day that they are not Iranians.
fun fact: Isfahan is a city in Iran, and there is no other city called Isfahan anywhere else in the world.
Alos fun fact: Israel is the first country to produce motherfuckers for free.

>>406463
>world cup
Well, that didn't happen. Iran drew all three of their games and finished third in their group.
Iran still has a chance to reach the knockout stages.
>Where do they find these whores?
i forgot the video

Do Iranians riot after soccer games like the south Americans and Europeans do?

>>406465
sometimes yeah but not after that shitty performance.
doesn't even worth celebrating nor rioting. all the games ended up in a draw.
also any type of rioting or protesting would a stupid idea because i don't think government would hold any punches anymore.

Saw this on twitter. I approve.

>>406472
yeah sure that gonna win us a revolution.

look i don't wanna sound like an asshole but i really hate royalists, times and times the king's fan showed that they're as assholish and unreasonable as islamics radicalists.
and i do not think pahlavi ever gonna come bad nor we're not gonna see that flag ever again.
that reza guy looks like gargamel and has zero charisma, and more importantly he is a israeli pawn.
he is not the bright future that iran's need.

>>406463
>Iran is playing Egypt in the World Cup, and if they win this game, they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
That would have been kinda memetic. ^^
>>406464
>>406467
Tbf, from what I saw of the highlights, you were very close at the end there with the offside goal. Like, the guy had a hand and toes offside. It wasn't even the foot he used for scoring. Obviously, the ref was just following the rules, but stuff like that is so dumb imo.
But you probably watched it and know better if it was a bad performance or not so I shouldn't be like that either. ^^

>>406476
>That would have been kinda memetic. ^^
world war 3 inside US. if they lost inside their own country that would very...eeeeeeeee
>But you probably watched it
nah it was like 4 in the morning.
and honestly i don't give a shit about my national team anymore, not even if they win the world.
first they're not representing us and second what would that change? i am still living a shithole with psychonuts as rulers.

>>406478
>and honestly i don't give a shit about my national team anymore, not even if they win the world.
>first they're not representing us and second what would that change? i am still living a shithole with psychonuts as rulers.
I feel the same with my national team. And the same with other national teams tbh. Like, I watched England versus Ghana, and for a moment, I didn't know which was which. They started with more than half black, and then exchanged white players with more blacks. Like, France is basically just blacks. Blacks everywhere.
Like, it's okay that Ghana is full black, but white countries too?
>world war 3 inside US. if they lost inside their own country that would very...eeeeeeeee
Sorry for my ignorance, but do you think that Iran's participation had to do with the fact that the war ended so suddenly? Yeah, I haven't been keeping up with your situation. I'm sorry. Basically, all I know is that Israel "has a problem with you," to say the least, and that's really all I need to know to pick sides. ^^
Also, will conflict pick up again once the World Cup ends? If so, I'm kind of getting second-hand embarrassment. Like Imagine, playing nice for an international event and then going back to killing.

>>406480
>I feel the same with my national team.
eh football is just not in it's golden age.
messi and ronaldo that's it.
>Blacks everywhere.
well that's called basketball or american eggball.
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>will conflict pick up again once the World Cup ends?
pretty much i think so.
if that is not the case then US as an amazing dragon just failed to topple a regime in a third world country.
from what i feel is that, both iran and US don't wanna fight and only country that wants is israel.
>that's really all I need to know to pick sides.
only country that you have to pick a side with is your own.
let me be real.
iran's government is as psychopathic and piece of shit as israel, but they don't have as much as power. and US too. they're fucking assholes too who promise help and then they bring their school shooting culture by shooting down school children.
if you want to feel bad for someone feel bad for the people of iran, no matter what happens they're the only ones who get fucked over and over.

Well, it seems things are getting rougher
Iran and the US are escalating their attacks by the hour
Iran launched attacks on Bahrain and Kuwait today (probably US bases)
And the US announced new attacks in southern Iran
This peace will never go anywhere for the sake of the bastard Israelis
A message has come from Khamenei Jr. that Iran will break the agreement

Trump: Iran will no longer exist.
i don't pull any punches over that
The dirty disgusting mutt pigs of America can't even eat our shit.
Iran has always been and always will be.

look i am a bit angry okay?!

>>406487
>Iran has always been and always will be
Ah yes, wonderful land of milk and honey where you have to pay just for privilege to use internet and pay for chips and cola literal cart of money.
>>406463

>>406472
>>406473
>iranian diasporas
Send them back. We don't wants these niggers

>>406489
>literal cart of money.
and i can still pay for it.
even at our worst we're still bigger than most European countries and still militarily strong.
and at our best when we were an empire, we didn't started genocide,slavery, colonialism, religious massacre, coup and rape. i take a pride to that.
>>406490
oh boohoo, the only good intelligent dna you might get there mutt.

>>406489
>you have to pay just for privilege to use internet
You have to pay for Internet everywhere.

>>406490
All the Persian whores you see on Tiktok are second generation. They were born here after their parents fled the revolution.
That being said, I certainly don't want any more coming.

>>406494
you're right, it was land of indians, saars are the only ones who had the right to be there.
joke aside there is only half a million iranians there not enough to bitch about it while 48 millions niggers live with u there.
get your priorities right.

>>406492
>women
>intelligent
Quit larping as Iranian, nigger. Most likely you're from /ptg/. Your posts here and in the other thread stink of migger shit
>>406494
I'm generally okay with Iranians. But fuck these roasties grifting for good goy points
Posting them instead of horsey mares is blasphemous

>>406495
I'm not exactly bitching about it. Just explaining to anon.

>>406497
There's only two Iranian posters on this site, and both are pretty much confirmed to actually be Iranian.
>/ptg/
No need to sling insults.

>>406497
yes intelligent iranian women, maybe your mutt grand grand son can actually brag about being aryan for once.
also being american is not a race and it doesn't mean "white".
>stink of migger shit
i am not doing any propaganda.
>grifting for good goy points
that's literally the whole existence of your country, you guys are jews' best friends.
>I'm generally okay with Iranians.
i don't have a problem with americans other the assholes who are bunch of devilish psychopaths with zero human emotion, dignity and honor.
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>>406498
okay
>>406499
>No need to sling insults.
i am sorry maybe i am being too harsh
but i have every right to be angry
your government is doing all that takes to slurp every single drop of that jewish cum.
and now is threatening us to wipe all of us for what?? for jews there is no honor for that

i have been under fire. hearing explosions everyday that maybe maybe with a hope americans would pull up a cyrus and save us, but you guys can't even do kind act not even accidentally. all of that was for nothing.

>>406498
okay i realized ,i am the one who's bitching rn...
sorry
there is no reason for me to yell at bunch of citizens for what their governments do, not like that they have any power or influence on that.
but there is something about this american dehumanization that i don't understand.
when i heard my country was behind massacre of Syrians and i was devastated for months.
but why you americans lack any human sympathy? what type of trauma caused that?

>>406461
>pinki smoking ghelyan
No pinki! That's not better than cigarette, it's worse!
>>406463
>...no news of Khamenei Jr.
>Every now and then, right-wingers use the name Junior and use it to announce "messages"
There literally is no "Khamenei Jr". The only thing they're using is his name. I'm just waiting for the day they come up with some random excuse and announce that junior is dead too. That's when I'll know the war is truly over, because they won't need to keep using his name anymore for war.
<first pic
>right-wingers
Left and right are literally outdated concepts from 17th century baguette politics. In Iran, we don't really have a left-right wing. What we should call it instead is a whole different discussion, probably one that would take two semesters of political science to explain.
>economic
Hey, we just set a new inflation record this month. Cheer up!
>hate/love war relationship
War is peace, Orwell was warning us about these shits.
>Iran's news network has announced that chanting "Death to America" ​​and burning the flag are against the law and punishable by prison.
That was a fake news, they said so by themselves.
>Where do they find these whores?
Low price whores, they're ready for sucking anything, even an ideology.
> they will most likely face the United States, and it will be one of the big events of the Cup.
That's why it was the only match where I actually wanted Iran to win. It would've been absolute kino. Too bad...
>fun fact: Isfahan is a city in Iran, and there is no other city called Isfahan anywhere else in the world.
Once a Behbahani told me this:
بهبهان نصف جهان
مستراحش اصفهان
Well, who wants to be another wc huh?
>>406464
That bitch looks like Sahar Tabar, ewwww...
>>406472
>c.r.i.n.g.e edit sound
>a bitch just walking like a dumb and holding the flag
>so-called smart boy teaching you what is good, what is bad
Whenever I see videos like this, I feel embarrassed that these people are representing the Iranian flag. It's just so lame and ridiculous.
>>406473
>long live america, long live israel
Oh come on, another basic retarded nigger...
>>406474
<second pic
>>406480
The funny thing is, three of Iran's goals, one in each match, were ruled out by VAR. Without VAR, Iran would've won all three games. At this world cup, Iran's biggest opponent wasn't another team, it was VAR.
>>406478
>>406480
Because the regime turned football into a political issue, people started seeing the team differently. So in a way, I feel sorry for them, but at the same time, I think they brought it on themselves by acting like bootlickers.
>>406487
Don't worry, just another taco thing, he needs to show off.
>>406489
The real Iran is Equestria and any good Iranian after suffering here will go there...
<third pic
>>406492
Technically (Mudbriar face), Georgia has suffered a teeeeeny tiny from our attacks, but yeah, at all we weren't cruel.
>>406490
Other than that 10% who are educated, decent people (and whom we'd genuinely love to see come back) the rest are just a bunch of miserable, clueless idiots who don't really accomplish anything. That's also why so many of them are active in the exile opposition: they make a living off this kind of pointless nonsense. We don't claim them. Whatever happens to them is none of our concern, and we'd even appreciate it, because all they ever do is undermine the opposition inside Iran.
>>406497
He's not a /ptg/fag, that's just a big misunderstanding, both miggers and piggers are retarded.
>>406501
>>406502
I understand, but no need to be angry. These guys are just people, not any shit gov, we should be kind to each other.

Anyway, I just finished no I'm not a human last night, and I swearto Celestia, that was my fucking nightmare, I can't forget this mf...

>>406505
>There literally is no "Khamenei Jr".
i know, that nigga is dead like dead dead, more dead than than anyone whoever was dead even more than his dad.
>The only thing they're using is his name.
and arzeshitards would eat that up, at this point i don't think extremists even need his name. they say whatever and their fans would eat it.
>we don't really have a left-right wing.
we have factions, one more retarded than the other, we can only measure them by their extremism level.
>That's why it was the only match where I actually wanted Iran to win.
iran got eliminated, so as US rn. that match wasn't going to happen.
>That bitch looks like Sahar Tabar,
i wanna skull fuck whoever was her plastic surgeon.
> I feel embarrassed that these people are representing the Iranian flag.
opps are just totally useless rn , with bunch of boobs and tiktok dance no one can change a regime.
>the rest are just a bunch of miserable, clueless idiots who don't really accomplish anything.
so they're just average americans.
>He's not a /ptg/fag
i don't know even what the fuck that is. portable games?
>I understand, but no need to be angry.
yeah yeah yeah i just said that myself
>These guys are just people
a very selfish and obnoxious ones at least , i literally getting nazi mogged by a toothpick who is literally being ruled by jews.
>we should be kind to each other.
i don't think they know what that means, just wait for them to get enlisted , you will see how much loving and caring they are.

>>406507
okay i am being dick again for no reason, god damn it.

>>406507
>and arzeshitards would eat that up, at this point i don't think extremists even need his name. they say whatever and their fans would eat it.
They're still not stupid enough to blindly do whatever those extremist tell them. A good example was the sit-in protest that some hardline paydaritards tried to organize outside parliament over it being closed. In the end, it was canceled because a lot of people weren't sure whether they should actually take part. If "Khamenei Jr" had told them to do it, thousands probably would've shown up. But since it was only being pushed by a handful of hardline paydaritards, it completely fizzled out.
>we have factions, one more retarded than the other, we can only measure them by their extremism level.
It depends. I think there are two variables: how extreme someone is, and how competent they are. For example, Ghalibaf is a non-extremist who's competent, Pezeshkian is a non-extremist who's incompetent, Jalili is an extremist who's competent, and Zakani is an extremist who's incompetent. The competent ones know exactly what they're doing; the incompetent ones often don't even seem to understand what they're doing themselves.
>i don't know even what the fuck that is. portable games?
/ptg/ is MAGAtards thread(president trump general), full of migger shills, and, of course, shirtless, muscular pictures of Trump. Man, these faggots are so gay...
>i don't think they know what that means, just wait for them to get enlisted , you will see how much loving and caring they are.
War is a game played by politicians. I don't expect anyone to show me mercy when they're shooting at me. In the end, we're all pawns in the hands of politicians.

>>406511
>They're still not stupid enough
yes they are
>to blindly do whatever those extremist tell them.
yes they do, they're wastly shills ,so their mouth turns whatever the food is coming from. a huge portion of them are not genuine in following the ideology.
>and how competent they are
that's not a good measurement to begin with. its failed government whatever the way you look at it.
>Ghalibaf is a non-extremist who's competent
is he? he is an extremist who caused death of many students did you forgot? and competent? fuck no.
>/ptg/ is MAGAtards
oh,and is that...htf did i even give that impression?
also idk why when i think of maga, i got remembered of that guy barnyard?
<this fucker
>we're all pawns in the hands of politicians.
idk day by day i am coming to this conclusion that americans are just purely evil by design.

>>406512
>yes they are
They're still not willing to do whatever the extremists tell them. You can see that from the sit-in protest outside parliament that ended up being canceled.
>yes they do, they're wastly shills ,so their mouth turns whatever the food is coming from. a huge portion of them are not genuine in following the ideology.
Yeah, there's a small but very loud faction that's always making noise, the kind of hardliners that even the regime is wary of because it's afraid they'll create problems. But most of their supporters still aren't willing to do whatever the extremists tell them unless Khamenei Jr tells them to as well.
>that's not a good measurement to begin with. its failed government whatever the way you look at it.
What I meant by "competent" is simply that they know what they're doing and what they want. I'm not saying they're necessarily intelligent or that they're doing the right thing. I just mean they have a clear objective (even if it's a terrible one) and they understand how to pursue it.
>is he? he is an extremist who caused death of many students did you forgot? and competent? fuck no.
There was a time when Rouhani, Mousavi, and Pezeshkian were considered the regime's hardliners. Now they're labeled as so-called "moderate reformists." Politics is a dirty game, and people switch roles fast. He's reinvented himself as a so-called moderate, even though he originally came from the conservative camp.
>also idk why when i think of maga, i got remembered of that guy barnyard?
Because he was an ass boomer, like most of the MAGAtards.
>idk day by day i am coming to this conclusion that americans are just purely evil by design.
Well that's your thought, I don't think gov=nation.

before i start my answers, FUCK AZERBAIJAN!!
>>406513
>They're still not willing to do whatever the extremists tell them.
just like us they don't have any other choice, like wtf they're gonna do? protest?
>they understand how to pursue it.
eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>even though he originally came from the conservative camp.
yeah i know, there bunch of players from the same team, just they look facially different, and with different.
>Because he was an ass boomer,
i think alot of young dumbasses are his supporters too.
maybe even applejack family.
>I don't think gov=nation
well well well...
let's talk about it
US is literal definition of seven deadly sins, they check every single one.
a country contained with sexual deprevity , homosexuality, biggest porn industry, braindead extremism, long ass history of genocide and slavery,selfishness,idiocracy ,greedy thieves, bullying weaks , showing many other horrible behaviors , they joke about people they killed and families they ruined and they have no conscious, they don't care about others , they're civilized but inside they act like barbars. they have so much blood on their hands
they're not human, if you told me they lay eggs and shapeshift to look like humans i would believe that.

>>406514
>let's talk about it
>non-White manlet retard talking about GLORIOUS AMERICA
>let's talk about it
In the language, the White Man's American English, no less. Let's unpack this, you are a brown manlet envious of our success. Probably mad how the United States unilaterally can just facefuck your shithole country whenever it feels like and all of you ugly sandniggers just cope and seethe on xitter in response as though you're clitty leaking (xitty leaking.)
To think I momentarily amused myself by playing Persia in Civ 5 when this drama all started up again, honestly it's a moot point of a civ because it's all built around golden ages but there's never gonna be a golden age for your shithole ever again.

ah someone got his feeling hurts cause he knows it's true, doesn't even tries to debunk me.
>>406515
mutts aren't white. never were.
and i don't give a shit you are white or not. i talking about ethics not race.
>just facefuck your shithole
you guys didn't, so pathetically called for peace and pulled up all sanctions. and giving us money.
fight like women behind fancy weapons, not man enough to fight on the ground.
>there's never gonna be a golden age for your shithole ever again.
who knows, it might happen but yours definitely declining.
>GLORIOUS AMERICA
how did you wrote that without laughing, please, you guys have no glory or honor whatsoever.

>>406516
You have to avoid talking about race because you are a brown manlet the color of shit whose genetics are a curse. I understand, brown sandnigger of color.

>>406517
this is such a retarded talking point.
>pic
but here, this is my hand, its says hi
italy , spain ,germany etc etc all of them are white, so why i won't say anything about them?
this is not about shitty jewish skins of yours.

>>406518
ugly manlet with feminine hands
deboonked

>>406519
you talk like a child.

>>406515
also i don't use twitter, i never did so fuck you

>>406521
feminine post, ugly manlet

>>406522
American dubs on slow as molasses imageboard, signifying victory. Double posting to dunk on poor brown faggots who can't afford two posts worth of bandwith.

>>406523
singles of American supremacy

>>406524
>>406523
>>406522
samefag but he won...

you may now be brown and short and impotent in reply

what a loser

>>406527
non-American singles of ugly and pathetic failure

>>406528
now you just repeating yourself
you're funny tho

>>406514
but genuinely...sound of reason
was i an asshole, or was i saying the truth?
i felt guilt

>>406519
Post your own hand then.

>>406531
guys this is not a dick measuring contest

also i thought about it...
i am gonna apologize about what i said earlier
it was really retarded and hypocritical and very untrue and unreasonably harsh.
any Americans here i am sorry

>>406534
is it too small? or it is a bit black
why are u shy about you handihood?
>>406535
eh shut the fuck up
sounds like a music album that a deepshit nickelback clone would make

>>406537
Stop engaging with the troll.

>>406538
nigga you didn't show anything
claiming victory while you lost, classic
>>406539
i am having fun
it is a slow day for the site.

>>406541
nice try have a low quality star, now turn off your vpn.

>now turn off your vpn.
i wonder how the sites knows your geolocation despite the ip addresses supposedly being encrypted

>>406545
single as in no bitches
>>406546
well it passes through cloudflare
IP addresses are actually a very "blunt" instrument for location. they usually only tell a site which city or region your Internet Service Provider (ISP) is routing your traffic through.
and it is not trustworthy
like u see because of my isp i keep changing flag to iran and azerbaijan
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also i don't understand what is the point of flag when i can do this...tata i am in another country.

also, this whole idea of, oh, I'm safe, I'm chatting on an anonymous site, and oh, I've got a VPN, so even the FBI doesn't know where I am.
put that in a trash and burn it.
your internet provider exactly knows at what time which site you visited and what data you delivered.

I'm not trolling though I am really American tbh
you can tell because all of my posts in this thread are the best post in this thread

>>406556
trips

>Iran so cucked by USA that even their thread got cucked
o algo can you see

dumb ass you gonna get banned for spamming

you are trying too hard and it is very embrassing really.

I'm QUITTING this board it SUCKS because you guys HATE AMERICANS and it's RUDE

>sips tea
Wonder what's rumbled the glimmers. They are going apeshit everywhere.

>>406565
you either drunk or a child or really retarded either way doesn't affect me in any way.
>>406566
I WAS NOT TRYING TO TROLL OR RAGEBAIT

wtf this thread makes no sense I can't even read the europeasant and desert nigger seethe it doesn't even make sense

happy birthday Hitler

>>406569
epic sex number

>>406568
are you new?

>>406571
what does it mean to be new? how do I post on imageboard?

are you a retarded shitskin

>>406572
yeah, you kinda don't know us

STOP being RUDE to AMERICANS
or I will say
STOP being RUDE to AMERICANS
and if you don't
it will be RUDE

>>406574
okay reddit babby retard nigger

>>406540
Some of us want to actually use this thread for politics. Avoid engaging the troll to avoid shitting-up the thread.

Iransissies lost

>>406577
always reply to trolls shitting up your thread or you are a rulecuck fag

>>406575
get a grip dude or a pacifier
>>406577
me talking to him or not wouldn't stop this retard, don't blame it on me

>>406580
you are some kind of hypocrite to talk about getting a grip with feminine hands like that

hypocrisy disgusts me as much as sandniggers

alright I won the thread because you niggers can't understand with nigger IQ and you got baited because nigger emotional intelligence

>>406583
bye

>>406584
>saying goodbye
obsessed

I am not replying to this thread any longer so don't try to get me to stay by continually replying to me about my effortless psychic victory over you mentally retarded niggercattle

>>406586
stay safe and good luck

It's okay to feel profound shame about your limited mental capabilities

>>406588
hitler dubs

being obsessed with my hands was gay however
but it's june so pride month

>>406591
webster sounds like a faggot british name did not read

>>406591
did england switch side when the actual sanctions are being over?
is not that a bit late?
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but funny how after dick starmer collapsed this happened

>>406594
fag trying to reframe the thread away from how utterly buckbroken he got over my text posts

>>406595
there were supposed to be green colored meme runes preceding this to imply you were doing it

>>406595
bro stop whining no one gives a shit.

>>406597
cared enough to respond...forever humiliated

dubs

>>406599
dubs

>>406600
dubs

>>406594
The UK has tried to stay neutral because otherwise the moslems would have a hissy fit.