/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

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Why arent they cheering were going to be squeezed for 300b?

>>406167
That $300 is actually coming from the Arab Gulf states. The Arabs are bribing the Persians to reopen the straight so that they can go back to selling their oil.

>>406169
more than half of it is iran's blocked money
not America's
why mooricans think they're giving us money??

this shit really was a pointless lose-lose war ain't it?
should i call it vietnam 2.0? or is it soon.

but don't forget, when world cup is over , everyone gonna say sike.
our world leaders are just a bunch of discord/reddit moderators with much more power irl but they come us loser and out of touch as them.
also
>pic
here is my unique oscar award for triple successful attempts of toppling down a third world weak sandnigger country, for both Israel and US.

>>406170
Because MIGA-propagandists are trying to convince everyone that this is an unacceptable deal for America.

>>406173
i mean, it saves a lot of money and lower the oil prices and ends an expensive stupid war, and dicks out israelis but
this is a huge L for US for accomplishing nothing , big dick tuff n buffin america couldn't bully a weak ass country.

also except all of those 300B will go straight to pocket of people of iran and totally not spent on terrorism and buying ballistic missiles. iran is going to be a pain in the ass again.

>>406156
I told you guys:
>>>/mlpol/405525 →
>>406169
It will probably be like that, but only if the agreement actually gets implemented, which I still doubt. In the end, the arabs and israel will pay the most from this war.
>>406170
No, Iran’s frozen funds are handled separately and are mentioned in MOU. This $300 billion is separate from those funds and will probably be paid mostly by the arab states.
>>406173
Although they're experts at exaggerating, this agreement is still a defeat for the U.S, especially for the extreme pro-israel neocons. Technically the U.S would gain a lot from investing in and allying with Iran, but this would badly hurt israel and some of its core goals, and it doesn't look good for Trump to be seen accepting such an agreement.
>>406174
Don't worry, Trump will somehow show it as a great victory for himself, trvst the art of meal!
>>406175
Well, basically Trump increased the irgc's influence with this war, so yes, that's probably what will happen, thanks Trump...

Anyway, I don't think this agreement will succeed for now, though it's not impossible. Right now two groups are very angry about it: the Iran-supporting hardliners, mostly from the "Stability Front" current, who blame Ghalibaf and Araqchi, and the extreme pro-israel neocons who blame Trump and Vance. What happens next will depend largely on how Iran reacts to israel's actions and on how willing jews of washington is to stand up in front of jews of tel aviv.

>>406176
don't worry dude, help is on the way and we will see what will happen or idk we're going back to stone age or something, all of our military is vanished , we have no leaders and iran doesn't exist anymore
thanks lord trump, can't even do a kind thing by accident

It's always weird with jews: I can't tell if they believe in their own lies or not.

<Peace
>"We should be allowed to defend ourselves!"
Self-defense = Attack?

>>406180
LIES??? JEWWS???
NOOO!!!! how dare you?
Jews are just tribes of misunderstood people who are kind and innocent and they just want a place to live, apart from agony that other unreasonably caused them. a place that God HIMSELF gave them. they are chosen people of him, their own written religious book says it. they're chosen because they're the best race and we all should obey them, all should be sacrificed to great JEWS.
So Be A GOOD GOYIM AND STOP NOTICING!!

I have an unpopular take. idgaf what happens to Israel either way, but I think Trump's instincts to take out Iran were correct and I wish he'd have stayed the course. That some crappy little desert shithole country populated by radical Islamic camel-fuckers can just hold the entire world's oil supply for hostage is reason enough to take them out. This is one of the few issues I think neocons are right about, even if I don't like their reasons.

What annoys me more than anything is the pussy-ass way wars are conducted these days, it's nothing but stupid little strikes here and there, loud posturing on both sides, and weeks of tedious diplomatic bullshit. I say fuck diplomacy, fuck reaching a deal, fuck oil prices and whatever other considerations there are; all of that stuff will sort itself out. Trump should just go balls-out, send in tanks, bombs, troops, whatever we've got, completely obliterate Iran's infrastructure and oil-production, seize control of the strait and whatever else Iran has that's of strategic value, and leave the sand monkeys to sort the rest out for themselves. If you don't have the balls or the technical firepower to do that, don't start a war. disclaimer: I might be slightly drunk

>>406186
>That some crappy little desert shithole country populated by radical Islamic camel-fuckers can just hold the entire world's oil supply for hostage is reason enough to take them out.
They weren't doing that until we attacked them.
And we already tried to "take them out": it didn't work.
>fuck reaching a deal, fuck oil prices
Speak for yourself. I have a family that relies on me to get to work.
>send in tanks, bombs, troops, whatever
Fuck no. No American troops should be dying for this stupid war.
If you want Americans to die for Israel, you should go fight them yourself.
>completely obliterate Iran's infrastructure
That won't stop them from closing the straight.
>seize control of the strait and whatever else Iran has that's of strategic value
We already tried that. It failed.
It only takes a few dozen retards to make the straight dangerous enough for insurance companies to refuse access.
>leave the sand monkeys to sort the rest out for themselves.
That would just fragment their military into hundreds of independent guerilla groups, any single one of which could close the straight.
>If you don't have the balls or the technical firepower to do that, don't start a war.
We literally don't. That's why we're ending the war.

>>406181
Jews no longer even pretend they aren't warmongers, war is peace!
>>406186
>idgaf what happens to Israel either way
>fuck oil prices and whatever other considerations there are
>if you...don't start a war
That you claim you don't care about this stuff and then say such nonsense about them only proves that, yes, you're just drunk anon.

>>406186
>radical Islamic camel-fuckers
as opposed to horsefucker?

>>406186
ykw today i wanna be a complete asshole.
>I have an unpopular take.
<but i have a popular one for you:
US lost to a bunch of sand eating goat fucking low IQ old ass fart mullahs whom that slapped your ass cheeks so hard and gave you some good wedgies and everyone will forever and ever mock you for it.
and you moronic inhuman barbaric breeds with zero morals can't fight like a man and if you did you would lose like a pussy anyway.
american ain't nothing but a cattle to feed the jews by being their butt slaves to provide them money and wealth they need. you americans don't have Honor or virtue, never had any.
you know how sad is that you guys are our enemy? you make us look bad.
the shit i took yesterday has more history into it than your whole country's existence. you idiots aren't rome. half of your population are retarded and other half are faggots.
take your L and leave.
No offence

Isreal will do everything in its power to fuck up the peace deal.

>>406191
israel has a turkey (XXX) of failure rn
during 12 days of war couldn't
by staging a protest and a prince of persia couldn't
by help of his big boyfriend couldn't
i doubt it , Israelis have no balls without Us
even if they try, at least they would try after world cup ends.

>>406186
I think the biggest obstacle to that is the entire continent of Europe. They are in this strange position where they want America to solve all their problems but also don't want to admit they are effectively American vassals so they refuse to contribute anything meaningful and get very obnoxious about it.

That said, I don't actually think complete subjugation is the goal. Ultimately Trump was in it to lock down China, who gets their oil questionably through Iran. It just happened to require vaporizing a good chunk of the Iranian government.

>>406197
Eu still is pissed at how US handled ukraine and russia,especially how trump suck putin off
either you're agree with it or nah the friendship is a bit damaged by trump decisions
>china
i wanna call it cope but i think u just want to make sense of it
i think you're wrong about damaging china's oil relievery, china still could buy from UAE and Saudis even through air shipment and iran would allow ships for china.

anyway not impressed and if you guys gonna give us 300B for each war, i guess you guys should attack us more often. (asterix and obelix ref)

>>406198
i meant recievery
p.s: Eu got more damaged from oil prices than US, u guys should stop being selfish.

>>406156
I know the point of your thread OP
but i think everyone has a right to be angry at this cluster fuck of a deal after shenanigans of nonsensicalic testicular war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWzylwva8uU

>>406198
The EU wants to simultaneously be an economic rival of the United States, but also get the United States to fight its wars for it and take care of its own security. Russia isn’t a natural rival of the United States. Russia is not a natural enemy of the United States. Russia is a natural rival and enemy of Europe, and it is stupid for the United States do have anything to do with a war between the European States and its rivals on the European continent.

>damage the relationship
I’ve been around for a while now, and it’s the same pattern every time. When there is a democrat in power, the Europeans love the United States and consider it a great ally. When there is a Republican in power, the United States is dangerous and rogue. I’m supposed to be shocked and appalled that they see Trump similarly to Bush, and Biden similarly to Obama? I can see the pattern. I don’t have short term memory loss. I’m not impressed. On the whole, they are similar to American democrats

Europe doesn’t have anything to offer the United States besides being a giant open air museum to go to vacation to. It has no military value. Quite the opppsite actually, as Europe has enemies the U.S. does not have, like Russia. It has no economic value. Quite the opposite actually, as it competes with the United States for automobile, airplane, and heavy machinery exports, but does not import much besides maybe natural gas. What exactly does it offer us besides “hey, this continent also has white people on it?” Even that is starting to slip.

>>406201
oh i read what you wrote , but don't have anything to say about it because my knowledge of US-EU relationship is really low.
still china is your economic rival and Europe is kinda helping you guys , there is one trillion trade each year etc
and you guys don't have many allies out there really, ausies and canada i guess.
also dude, russian still is your enemy don't forget that.
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> I can see the pattern.
it's more like a strategic decision, 4 year aggressive 4 year passive, voting system and freedom of choice is a lie
we do that too.
when there is a republican in US they choose a soft lefty president to act submissive
and when there is a democrat they choose hardcore dom psychopath to squeeze US to gain point (unlike this year tho trump fucked everything up)

>>406224
evangelicals and jews who manipulate Christians just injects indoxicated anger to my veins.
we were killing and crucifying this child rapist kikes centuries ago. fuck you and fuck you yahweh and shove the third temple up ya asses.

>OH NOOOO HE'S GONNA POST THE BIGOTED 4CHAN FROG!!!
Frogposting is back.

>>406225
It actually really disgusting how American religion has been subverted for ZOG.

>>406227
evangelicalism is just made up religion heavily venom induced by jews to take control faith of americans.
also shia in picture...don't trust them they're as psychopathic as zionists. both beliv if you fucked world enough their saviour gonna show up.

i am a Gregory christian, one of the oldest roots of Christianity, we have absolutely zero respect for the jews. (and pope)
i went in a minority religious school and never been a day that we didn't had fight with this racist self-superior piece of shits.

>>406229
I don't really trust Shia either, yeah. I didn't make the meme.

But it really does disgust me how Evangelicals have become a propaganda branch for Israel though, subverting American Christians and turning them into loyal golems.

And it was SO easy for them to do it too. They only really needed one trick to get the ball rolling: Christian TV. Jews control the media, and by extension they controlled Christian television channels, so all they had to do was promote telepastors and megachurches who were friendly to Israel, and anyone who questioned them got kicked from the channels. Boomers grew up watching a fucking box that impersonated their spiritual leaders and beamed Zionist propaganda right into their brains.

>>406230
>pic
"i am a rich jew back by a richer jew"
-keneth copeland
also don't forget the money stealing scheme.
jus how much money they made by donation and by far evangelic churches are the worst in this way AND AND...the healing bulshitism, that All of rabbi PASTOR wanna bes have Holy healing powers of Jesus.
God it's so disgusting. they found their guilible cattle again and path of talmudic ways to see goyim just as cattles.
also the whole rapture and revelation thing i just can't

funnily enough they tried to the same thing in islam as well but it failed miserably. they made up hadithes and shit about Muhammed that was very favor of jews (mostly to give them money and lands) but no ome bought them and they got heavily punished for it.
there was even a time that muslim used masque al-aqsa from israel to use as praying compass, but jews act so assholish about it that the Muhammed changed it to maca that we see today.

>>406232
also i forgor
one of the reasons that people lost faith in Christianity is this goofballs' false predictions of judgement day n litteraly something that not even the son knows.
and this whole pussyfication of chirstianity asa bunch of hippy madafakas who just budahism love and gay shit
um...hello Spanish insequition ,daus vault, jews and witch burning ,crucifixion etc i am not saying it all were good just we are not this guboolly babooly teddy bear people who let everyone annoy the shit out of us just show them our other as cheek
i can bitch about them forever....

>>406265
Since the Lebanese are one of the purest semitic races, wouldn't his post be considered antisemitic?

>>406266
Lots of races are semites. Jews only call it antisemitism when it affects/offends them.

>>406267
>semites
*species

>>406268
Semites too though. Arabs are semites.
Semite is actually a pretty broad category.

so trump went back sucking jewsticle dicks.
again with treats and terrorism

apparently senate vote to restrain trump's military power.
i don't know US retarded laws work but i guess chance of war might be reduce.
everyone has american fatique now and try to tell me otherwise

>>406362
I bit learned more about it:
So this is a concurrent motion. Concurrent Resolutions: These pass both the House and Senate but do not require a presidential signature. Because they do not go to the President, they do not have the force of law. They are typically used to express the sentiments of both chambers, create joint rules, or set adjournment times.

this is such a clown show, there is so fucking low and we're talking about islamic republic but i can't believe saying this but Irain is not the one whom doing anything wrong rn, it's israel and US that acting like a monkey.
<or some say it's market manipulation idk.
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also kinda funny:
Iran National News Tv: From now on chanting death to America or burning the American flag is prohibited in Iran.

>>406362
>apparently senate vote to restrain trump's military power
Not actually legally binding, but Trump might be able to use it as an excuse to say that his hands are tied and that he must end the war immediately.

>>406366
hopefully, shit is getting really dragged on forever.
also trump's approval is getting low and it's harming the republicans too.
only one who wants this war is israel and only israel

Not related to the Iran peace deal, but still Kosher salt.

>>406368
Some more from NYC, plus some unrelated slop, because this thread is already off-topic.

>>406370
well... can i use it for iran related news?
i really don't wanna make a new thread.

>>406371
>i really don't wanna make a new thread
The threads at the bottom of the catalog are months old. Just make one and talk about Iran news there.

>>406156
KEK

More NYC salt

>>406401
oh yeah i am sure they jumped to take a bullet for every single race out there because how much of a caring good people they are.
when these assholes wanna realize they're not the main characters? there is no such thing as chosen people.
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btw iran bought food products from US

>>406401
>I'M A VICTIM!!!!!!
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...