/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Hello my sweet marefuckers!
I'm iranon. Unfortunately I can't really stay here much. I barely managed to find an expensive config just for my essential stuff, and I'm using the little bit that's left of it to post this. My internet could run out any moment, so I'm just dropping this message and leaving. Sadly I won't be able to reply to your replies.
The other iranon is doing fine. It's a long story, but by pure coincidence we managed to run into each other on a domestic platform with completely different and anonymous identities. A lot of things have happened here...
The I.R has cut off the international internet with some ridiculous so-called "security" excuses because they're afraid of the free flow of information for people. At the same time, they have left open internet access for some of their supporters. Real feudalism!!!
If you see people on the internet who say they're Iranian, they're either irgc-bots, hypocritical regime supporters, diaspora idiots who claim to be opposition but only know how to mess things up, ZOG-bots, pahlavitards, or a small minority who are actually Iranian!
You could say that about 90% of the people currently acting as "Iranians" on the global internet aren't really part of the Iranian people. The real people of Iran have been deprived of many of their rights because of the games played by fucking politicians.
Also,
Fuck both Khamenei and Netanyahu!
And fuck every these kind of shits in the world!

>>404905
HE LIVES!

>>404905
2g us iranon here, sentiment is correct. all regimes are enemies of regular people. fuck them and their wars and fuck you all who thought "omg lets free le heckin sandniggers from the retarded islamic state they put up with BASED"

>>404907
Don't think of this as liberation then. Think of it as pest control.

>>404905
i'm actual a 4chan /mlp/fag and i've been checking these threads on and off for a while hoping to see something from you again, glad you're okay, hope things get better.
i know you can't reply but once things are somewhat back to normal i hope to see you posting again

>>404905
I'll keep you guys in my prayers

>>404905
Glad to hear you and other iran-anon are okay.
Stay safe, and I hope we will be able to hear from you both again soon.

hi guys, the irani anon artfag here
with some gta ass cheats i got conneceted (it's very slow)
just wanted to say i am alive and sound too and i miss you guys so much
glad you guys are okay too and thanks for your prayers
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this is one of the most retarded wars ever

>>405234
Glad you are alright. I can't wait until this stupid war is over.

>>405234
Happy to hear that you are alive and well.
Been worried, and I hope this war ends soon.
Stay safe anon, you will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Hopefully we will soon get back to normal life and enjoy your art and funposting.

>>405234
Thank goodness, you're alive!

>>405234
Good to see you! I hope everything continues to be good for you!
Jesus bless you!

Finally, after two thousand hours, these bastards connected the international internet again!

>>405395
Happy to hear. Hopefully it will stay up and running.
Hope all is well with you and your loved ones.

>>405395
Welcome back iranon. We were worried about you.

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>>405396
Thanks y'all i really appreciate it <3

>>405395
glad you're here too dude
>>405402
oh thank you too :)
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later i will drop some memes or idk inside information
if anyone had any questions i'll be glad to provide answers.

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>>405402
I really don't know how to react to all of these kind words,
Thank you all
>>405431
Nice to meet you fren :)

I don't think I can be very active for now. You know, after 90 days of internet shutdown, there's a lot I need to catch up on. Right now I'm buried under a mountain of information, and getting through all of it is going to take a lot of time and energy.
Just know that this internet shutdown was only meant to sell more expensive internet under the name of "pro internet", but because of people's online protests inside the country, they couldn't fully pull it off.
Please make sure to check out this website:
offlineiran.com
It's a place where people have shared their own stories and experiences about the internet shutdown. This might be one of the biggest examples of the damage and suffering that I.R's internet shutdown has caused for ordinary people.

>>405436
>Please make sure to check out this website
It full of arabic runes, that I can't read, sorry pal.

>>405439
It's persian, and I don't expect you to read Iranian writings written in persian,
But I do expect you to use a translator, anon.

You sent some good memes, but how could you not talk about that og meme?

>>405484
i tried to send the english ones which mostly are mine
(and not the most fucked up ones - like the dead khamenei in ice cream freezer that would be too risky)
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btw also i think now we can see our beautiful 90 degree italy flag again

>>405480
>second meme
I can't find that guts meme in tweeter, so I remake it.
>>405485
Don't forget the firing crab,
And I can't log in during the day with either irancell or hamrah aval without a vpn. But my internet at night with irancell connects easily, but the problem is that it shows ip of northern Azerbaijan.
>>>/mlpol/405474 →
I don't really know why...

u know what fuck it i send it.
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>>405488
>Don't forget the firing crab,
whaa?
> it shows ip of northern Azerbaijan.
yeah i saw a piss of shit azeri flag and i actually thought about attacking you for a sec

>>405489
>whaa?
I mean this

>>405490
crab as in cancer or sexual disease? both is accurate.
the flutter one is better
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i forgot some

It seems the jews of Washington are trying to stop the jews of Tel aviv...

Breaking News: The aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln Ship has been seen in the sky of Tehran, citizens are advised to evacuate the city as soon as possible.
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>>405525
i believe it when i see it

so much nothing is happening that just i want to shitpost

>>405545
It's fucking happening!!!
Pezeshklander came back to change the story because of the shitty ending of the boys.

>>405552
no one will ever dare to fuck with us anymore.
(this fucking ip changes are annoying)

>>405553
But there's a problem here...

>>405555
no worries, cause always he'll be back.

>>405556
He is definitely back. Now he's probably having tea with wardens in deep dark, along with Jannati.

>>405558
i don't think anyone would try to fuck with a guy who existed before god himself.

>>405525
Good luck. Israel runs this bitch.

this whole cease fire and negotiating bullshit is just to buy time till world cup starts.
they will either attack iran during the WC using it as a distraction or after it finished so US doesn't have anything extra to worry about.

100 days have passed since the death of Iranian leader Khamenei, and not only has a funeral ceremony not been held for him, but there is no news about his son Mojtaba either.

Mojtaba Khamenei is the first leader in history whose voice has not even been heard.

The US naval blockade is still ongoing under the shadow of a ceasefire, and there is still no strong effort to resume negotiations.

Iran's economy has been severely damaged during these days of war, and the destruction of Iran's infrastructure, such as industrial and plastic factories, petrochemical and oil buildings, has led to increased prices and unemployment.
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also just now
Holding an emergency meeting of the Supreme National Security Council of the Islamic Republic

I.R News Channel (Seda Sima): Extraordinary readiness for the promise of Sadeq V to attack Israel has been issued
Khabar Network: Iranian nation, the coming hours are important, pray
Saberin News: IRGC media, citing informed sources
Iran will respond decisively to the violation of the ceasefire

>>405678
Hawt Flutter

>>405678
Fact: the Strait of Hormuz is under de-facto Iranian control.
Fact: the US has almost ran out of suitable ammo.
Fact: US bases in the region have been hit hard, some of them evacuated.
Fact: the consequences of the US loosing this war are catastrophic, in a few weeks the fuel global reserve inventories will dry up at last and the economic domino effect will be unavoidable.
Fact: currently there are around 200 ships still trapped (280 when the war begun) and won't able to exit with their oil cargo if they don't pay the Iranian toll.
Fact: once the shipping transit get reestablished in the strait, Iran will collect from 70 to 90 billions a year.
Fact: it is quite clear that the US can't protect her allies, heck, not even their military bases.

>>405682
Some of these points are speculation, not fact.

>>405684
i won't blame anyone, this is one most unclear confusing wars ever, even for the decision makers behind it
>>405682
you kinda make it sound like US is the loser of this war
i argue that the "2 weeks" regime changing war didn't went as easy as they thought

but iran lost a lot during this war, from her important leaders, losing weaponary and taking a huge economical damage, without being able to do the same to Israel or US, or at least remotely fulfill her revenge
in aerial warfare iran absolutely no chance
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just as i was writing this power went out
no matter which government is the winner, iranian people are definitely the losers here

iran just attacked israel.
israel said they will respond.
here we go again.