>Politico is reporting that only four questions be allowed. Pre-selected reporters not indication that the questions will be pre-approved.
>People are sitting down
>People are sitting down
>It looks like things are about to happen
He's trying so desperately to avoid dead air.
> BEEN GIVEN A LIST OF PEOPLE TO CALL ON
What is even the point
>Look folks... well, anyway...
>Thanks Mr. President, I noticed that you are a decrepit old man who can't keep two names straight. Is it true that you you have already shit your diaper tonight?
Come on, Man! What do you think?
Post YFW watching this conference
So does it look like we’re getting Biden replaced with Harris?
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
>leans into the mic
>aggressively whispers
AND
GUESS
WHAT
SAY IT WITH ME:
VICE
PRESIDENT
TRUMP
>MR PRESIDENT WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO WHEN ZLUMPF WINS
Shitposter in chief reacting live
[doompauling intensifies]
>im not talking to putin until he's willing to change his behaviour
he sounds like a parent scolding his child holy fuck
>My numbers are better in Israel than they are here
>Look at the polling data.
>All the Polling data is fake because the campaign hasn't started..
>Biden accurately states that Putin controls the Ukraine
>proceeds to say that Trump is Vice President which is true in the sense that Trump will take over the presidency when Joe steps down
No malarkey.
>MR. BIDEN, TRUMP JUST SAID THAT YOU REFERENCING YOUR VICE PRESIDENT AS VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR COGNITIVE DECLINE, HOW DO YOU RESPOND?
BIDEN: LISTEN TO HIM
Hey Bidenbros. Not gonna lie, former Biden supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Biden crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy stay in charge of the nuclear codes.
The final question was like the cherry on top
From left to right:
>denial
>anger
>bargaining
>depression
>acceptance
Spoiler: If you believe that any of this is real, you've already lost.
Spoiler 2: There's probably only 2 actual Pony Stallions at most ITT (besides this dog), the rest are paid shitposters or bots.
Do what they TRULY don't want you to do: Read the KJV New Testament, and humbly ask the Holy Spirit to guide you on your journey of understanding the Truth. Start with the Gospel of John if you need an easier intro, or just jump straight into Matthew and go from there. Stick with the KJV Bible, satan and his children hate it the most.
Fun fact: Jesus Christ doesn't like "the jews", and uses very colourful language to tell them, and even explains in exquisite detail how He's going to destroy them when He returns. It's quite a read.
Fun fact 2: Applejack is Best Pony and gives the best snuggles, and her mane smells like fresh organic apple juice!
>374416
>If you believe that any of this is real
Believe that Biden is a demented corpse being dragged around by his handlers in a sorry display that's become impossible to conceal even to normies? Yes.
>you've already lost
Lost what?
>There's probably only 2 actual Pony Stallions at most ITT
There's 7 UIDs in this thread. We are a small site. Fuck off.
>the rest are paid shitposters or bots.
Which ones? Point to them.
>New Testament
Wtf does this have to do with the press conference?
Quit derailing.
Gilf throwing salt on the wounds of the DNC