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>Hi, Marble Pie here. Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the Day of Haytribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against humarenity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires. All because stallions have never been attracted to me. Stallions gave their affection and sex and love to other mares, but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a stallion. I have been through Stone-iversity for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You stallions have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you stallions aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I am the perfect mare, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious whorses, instead of me the supreme gentlemare. I will punish all of you for it. On the Day of Haytribution, I am going to enter the hottest fraternity house in Ponyville and I will slaughter every single spoiled, chauvinistic stallion jock I see inside there. All those stallions that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these unicorn sluts, I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha mare.
>I am 22 years old and still a virgin