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/mlpol/ Humor Thread
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>>401283
Yeah, surprisingly hard to translate, even for modern LLM, especially this board-slang with unsaid links to our media. Sometimes I think that is a good thing: unlike Europeans we have yandex, national social networks, even own 4chan. Without this distance between cultures this war may be impossible.

We talk about Muslim minorities in our society. This anon didn't like that Chechens achieved considerable power and exploit this power to humiliate Russians. I explain their social function as military police, since they do not have enough number and endurance for frontline service. This phrase "Chechen is strong!" considered humiliating before the war, since we occupy them in quite brutal war, but then show too much mercy. Just imagine palestinian militant, who forced famous israeli soldier to said "Palestine is strong!" on the national TV. But actually we just have fun of this whole situation. Chechen must be strong, since they are our bastion on the Caucasian border. And we want them to be strong, stronger than current generation.

>>401286
>viking symbols
Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
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>>401284
Ладно, ты забавный. Можно на самом деле продолжить тему с терпением, но я решил что лучше нести в мир веселье и радость, чем получать от силовика по ебучки (плюс я без впн сижу как можно заметить, так что извиняюсь перед всеми кем нужно извиниться, мне за все стыдно, я больше так не буду :( ) Но печеньку я не забираю, можешь оставить себе ;)
>>401282
That's commandable, although its poem i am in the first hear (interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?)
>>401283
Mach of insaid jokes, strange wording, and a very literary language an ours "Swede"
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>>401289
I don't even know who is more isolated in their worldview, me or him.
>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
But this is very strong
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>>401289
>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
i know i know i'm joking.
sorry if i offended ya.
>>401290
>although its poem i am in the first hear
holy shit, it rhymed?
>interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?
eh i tried. also i wanted to say motherland not home.
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>>401289
>>401291
oh i wanted to say something.
i usually have a problem with confronting with russians
here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.
but personally i feel like rus are scary, not sure if it is due to propaganda influence of hollywood and western video games.so i usually try not to joke around too much.
should i be scared?
also what do you guys think about us?
i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...

I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.
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>>401293
Joke about whatever you want (as long as you don't get in trouble legally). As if this is a place where you can say unflattering things about someone.
>also what do you guys think about us?
>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...
You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average person
>I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.
? i first hear about this
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>>401290
Как вы все умудряетесь сидеть здесь без впн? Специальный доступ от лахта-центра?
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>>401290
I was too wary to post on 2ch, because I have 'chipmunk-mode' sometimes and this jokes clearly incompatible with my career. But when another chipmunk here, I just can't stand aside.

>>401292
I know that you know. I just was surprised, when I try "Strategikon" of Maurice in original right after translated version and suddenly understand most of phrases. Really strange experience, the echo of ancient times:
Στρατηγικόν Μαυρίκιος
Стратегикон Мавриция

>>401293
>>401294
>also what do you guys think about us?
>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...
>You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average person
I can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all. Some have fun during recent war, up to 'Bomb-Bomb Tel-Aviv' mode, but there is not so much hatred towards Israeli. Typical Russian too Europe-centric and sees Middle East as some distant show. The situation with shahed drones and Iranian sweets in shops changed attitude a little, but there is no media support. And we do not have Iranian diaspora at all. Damn, we have anime-fanfiction writer from distant branch of Kim dynasty! But no Iranian literature at all. I think most of us imagine Iran as counterpart of Turkey, like North Korea vs South Korea.

But at same time military have respect towards Iran. The drones and missiles, the own energy and steel industry, the nuclear capacities, the combined efforts with Hezbollah in Syria. In military terms Iran considered as stronger and more steadfast country than Turkey and Egypt, best possible ally for north-south transport route. Finally, I myself personally, born in Russian military family in Uzbekistan, have much deeper interest to make some connections with Iranians. Iran have a place somewhere near my childish memories about Samarkand, channels and mountains. I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros, and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.

>>401293
>here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.
For what reason? Seriously speaking, as civilization we act quite barbaric. Not as barbaric as Jews or Americans, but imperialism still imperialism. Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.
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>>401247
Verily.
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>>401296
>I can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all.
you know, it is kinda sad to me that we as iranians don't have any real friends around the globe, oh i much rather say we gathered more enemies and haters.
none of the middle eastern countries truly like us, and if they do it is mainly due to for defending the palestine against israel. none of them truly like us for being shia or for being non-arab / non-turk and if we become secular we will lose that support too.
and russia and china have the same view, most of their people don't know nothing about us nor they have little shit to give about us.
also our relationship with your country is more about being a vassal than being an ally, we pretty much did whatever the russia asked us to do, even went as far as making the syria a living hell that will hate our guts to death.
iran has been a vassal for a century now , one time for the west now for the east. and realistically we're just remained alone with ourselves, our arrogance-y, stubborn and fake bubble of power and importance brought us here. and weakness.
>For what reason?
mainly because you guys are the only other powerful country that is still somewhat close to us, we usually imagine russians as strong,cold, no fuck given people who strategically follow everything with patience.
for negativity well
maybe this recent war and russia and china not helping change that a bit and also there are alot of people who think putin being pro-khamenei is dangerous for iran. also historical thing that russo-soviet did to iran during ww2 and participating to take away a large amount of lands from iran still brings some trauma but i don't think there are anyone who really is that bothered with it anymore (also not the same russia).
overall reputation still it is heavily positive.
>I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros,
thanks same, i am glad that i am able to talk to russian bros too.
>Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.
hey, don't be hard on yourself , still as aspect of what influence and strength that is there , Russia still has a very long and loud voice to share to the world.
me looking and what was iran before and what it is remained from it, is as disappointing as season 8 of game of thrones.it fell harder than pinochet heli-victims
i am still dreaming about reviving zartoastrianism and nationalistic pan-iranism back to iran.
>and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.
HUGE thanks to the other guy tho , i am not much of a brainer and my dictionary of words and knowledge is very limited.
also i am kinda...how do is say it... oh yeah, the most boring iranian you can find (is christian , hates his government, doesn't have negativity and is adaptive toward west)

anyway enough about iRaN and me this was about humour thread... i'll shut up
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"Land is Mine" a 2000 years old promise.
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>>401312
>HUGE thanks to the other guy tho
Actually you have more influence on me than him. If you remember, I reacted quite bumpy first time at your posts during war. Then I think more about my position and apologized. "Who I am to judge." I know nothing. Then I noticed that both Iranian have much more patience with each other than i thought it was possible, considering adversarial positions and time of war. You both more humane, than I expected.

I reconsider my own attitude towards Russian anons after this. Sometimes you must have respect to your people just because they are your kin.
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>>401319
you didn't need to apologise for anything and well i am glad that i had a positive impact on someone for once :)
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>>401295
Ты рофлишь? Сайт по DPI заболочен, он на изи в два шага обходится.
Хотя лучше с впн сиди, а то вдруг что
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>>401296
I'm curious, how can anyone with your stance be afraid to post anything on 2ch? Okay, on /b/ (they ban people for being political), but what's the problem with /pol/? Or do you work for the government somewhere? Even so, 2ch is "sort of" anonymous... Although, yes, I can understand your point.
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>>401296
>'chipmunk-mode'
Народ бурундук...
Народ хомяк...
Где то я это уже слышал
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I too despise satan's chosen nation subverting rape proboscis endowed hand rubbing proxy genocider's and wish to contribute in any way that will result in any and possible all forms of harm coming to them and theirs, to that end:
https://www.alexlinder.com/audio/solzhenitsyn-200_years.html
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrDA1gpANpkIT-2vvGHXmkVmLnKWa8JWy
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>>401325
>first vid
I think the 1990s–2000s were the strangest decades in all of Iran's history, politically and socially.
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>>401377
also the happiest times, although iran still is strange.
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vids are taken from:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1R2q_TrFkCJvDBucYdRMPg
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>>401394
Granted, most of the world was happier back then.
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