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/mlpol/ Humor Thread
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>>399592
FAFO
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I had a dream last night, it started by me hearing my dad scream “Josh!,” to which I, completely asleep, started trying to get up to specifically thinking about the time Samson was called, and said “I’m coming!,” though it still took me five seconds of getting up I was so tired. As I’m walking out towards him I see on the wall, still dark, a reflection from a window, square and slotted, two of the same and not like my window. I hear him say “I pissed and shit myself all over” and I think uh oh and hear him say right in the bed. I open my door and he’s standing there in his underwear and says “I found a way to not hurt myself at work. It hurts my dick, but not my head.” I start looking for the shit and piss and at his feet is some white furniture all broken up, I look around it and see steak pieces. Two were burnt and five were uncooked. I turn around and I’m in this weird toy store that is “work.” I am by this platform, looking at some weird toy train I can’t remember right, and I see some other people. One walks up to me, a man shorter than me wearing conductor overalls and with hair like a conductor hat and short beard, white man, and says “Have you seen your dad?” I say, “He’s around the back” and he heads that way. On the way back I see a blue toy train with black tire marks on every inch, torn up sticker patterns, it was a toy triceratops for kids to ride. I enter the back room which is geometrically a different space, and look towards dad who is obscured by two pipes that span the room. I see the man walking towards dad and turn around, walking in this room and see people working. For like a half second I see a soft gold light in my actual room as I get in my bed.

I wake up to this tapping on my bed springs that sounds like someone rolling their fingers impatiently. Da da dum. Then faster twice dada dum dada dum. I feel this sense of dread and know this is God, and say, “Hello? You’re scawing me” I was so half asleep I could not move my mouth for the R. Then I feel a huge breath all from my nose breathing in and I get up. My senses return and I thank God
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>>399709
The second part was actual reality btw

Like I was awake, in this weird trance. Phew
Anonymous
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Oh I think I figured out some of the visions too. The girl angel was “Wisdom,” mourning because I was dying, God saved me several times, and this power I got was to help prevent that. Specifically my brother orchestrating my murder most likely. She held her eyes open on me just slightly less long, something in Proverbs mentions this is like learning. The Planets dream I had as a kid was likely me ignoring more important religious pursuits for the grandeur of stuff we have here, but I’m not so sure on that one. I think the planets must have to do with nations like they did in Joseph’s dream, but they never bowed or acknowledged me, they hung still. The steaks in the recent one may mean years like they do in Joseph’s interpretations as well.
Anonymous
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>>399711
I've got the suspicion anon is tripping on psychedelics.
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>>399712
Youre lucky God put me in a good mood
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>>399907
it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme.
i hope this is a meme or just be a "jeet shitting on pajeet shit" and not a "get the hate ready, soon will be drafted in arab countries" by cia.
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anyway the spongebob one is getting ready for a "boy" which i don't need to explain further.
Anonymous
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Women's Olympics kicks off.
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>>399908
4chan has always been full of shills. There's nothing surprising about the fact that suddenly a dubious translation of a dubious hadith from a source that even many hanbalis don't fully accept is getting spammed all over the board, mostly by memeflags, kikes, jeets, evangelicals, and, for some bizarre reason, a bunch of self humiliating shitposts coming from ips in certain islamic countries. This is nothing new. It reminds me of those old shill threads where they tried to push that idiotic "panthera" narrative, claiming Jesus was the product of a roman soldier raping Mary, just by playing word games.
It's obvious this is just another shill thread. The book isn't new, and it't not like /pol/ magically turned into a book club overnight.
What makes it even funnier is that a huge number of muslims(especially shias) don't even accept that book in the first place, which just makes the constant reposting look even more pathetic and meaningless.
I just have a question: what's the point?
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>>399908
>it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme.
/pol/ does shit like this all of the time.
I reposted it because I thought it was funny. Didn't bother to make a thread about it though.
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>>399922
The point is it made someone mad somewhere and like a grand mal seizure the entire botnet/troll discords dropped everything to hyperfixate and convulse until their brains decide to stop.
I think there's a purpose to it. Hell, in the minds of troons on discord, they think they're sending a message, or fulfilling some grand agenda. But ultimately, I don't recommend finding out, cuz these thoughts originate from the mentally sick, rich folk with main character syndrome, and unemployed midwits, so it's evil, infectious and eldritch. You will be damaged if you try.
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>>399922
don't worry too much about it. it is just a meme.
>>399923
>I reposted it because I thought it was funny.
it was funny and would remain funny if it didn't spammed in an organized way. that is why i suspect jeets.
>>399927
i agree with you.
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>>399909
sora ai 2 is really getting good , i loved most of the Hitler ones, it is giving me a hope that he might actually come back.
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The holy hat of reddit atheism!
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>>400550
A hearty chuckle was had.
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>who cares
Well said, they totally deserve it.
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AXIS OF EVUUULLLLLLL!! don't know why mexico is there tho.
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the fucking search result...in two years ,i am expecting to see both canadians and englandians bust to group dance out of nowhere while singing ''jalebi baby" in the middle of street.
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>>401142
>second pic
>google search
No more woke results?
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>>401240
It's quite ironic that the country of Orwell is turning into his own 1984.
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>>401247
After all, he was writing about England.
And I don't remember immigrants walking the streets with machetes in the book. Maybe I missed something...
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>>401248
So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.

Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
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>>401249
>So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.
Ahaha ye
>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
It's quite large: Russia has about seven republics where more than half the population is Muslim. Migrant workers (from Central Asian countries) have been coming to the country for many years, and they, too, are mostly Muslim. But the most interesting thing about Islam in Russia is the Chechen Republic. What's happening there is simply ridiculous! (By the way, the video of Putin kissing the Quran was filmed in Chechnya.) (And yes, it's not fake.)
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thanks to whoever psycho-nut that made this
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>>401247
It is not only England; France and Germany trail behind very close; all under the view of law enforcement protecting the invaders and punishing the native Europeans for complaining.
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>>401249
>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder them, they usually target immigrants from central asia or northern caucus
>vidrel
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>>401251
From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
>>401252
KEK
But in my opinion, he does deserve some respect, because he brought to the world a type of passport whose material later inspired the design of nowdays airplane black boxes.
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>>401257
One of the biggest weaknesses of politicians is short sightedness and the lack of long term thinking. Anti native population policies that are later "fIxEd" by flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.
>>401258
>A few same skins killing a few other same skins
Ok, but you really didn't need to upload a gore video in humor thread.
Anonymous
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>flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.
I would say a messy bloodbath.
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>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHASHASGHDGASHDIK
Anonymous
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>>401259
I don't even know what's funnier.
Here is LITERALLY every point causes hysteria
Anonymous
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>>401258
>Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder them
Oh, are you from 2000-2010? Hi!
>they usually target immigrants from central asia
maybe (But, again, this was only relevant in the 2010s; now, most nationalists have either fallen under government control, left, or been killed.)
>or northern caucus
NO
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>>401259
>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either.
>They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
Mostly for military police. If you have problems with cooperation between Christians and Muslims, you can use smallest population to control bigger one. The echo of Chechen wars still strong inside our officer corp: Christians too proud to bribe Muslims, and they too proud to be bribed by same mans, who killed their fathers. Besides Chechens have different culture, the clannish 'culture of honor', unlike individualistic 'culture of merit' typical for Europeans and Russians. But Chechens too low in numbers, to use them as historical Swiss Guard.

To be honest, in this war our Muslims show themselves as kind people, compared to Russians. They have temper, but do not have systematic, autistic cruelty to be effective in industrial war. They are not ready to be part of war machine and this mechanism rejects them.

>>401275
>most nationalists have either fallen under government control
Oh, hello then.

Yes, core part of Russian nationalist organizations outgrow our childish past. We changed defensive strategy of nationalism to offensive imperialism. We are not herd, we are herders.
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>>401276
I understand you also Russian (Because otherwise I don't understand what you're talking about at all.). I have a lot of questions about what you wrote, but I'll probably refrain from asking them. But I'd like to ask one favor: Скажи "ЧИЧНЯ СИЛАААААА!!! ☝️"
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>>401277
Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!

Всё былое и правда кажется таким далёким. Ты ведь понимаешь, анон, что те бойцы, что сейчас с равнодушным еблом режут порка, так же легко вскроют глотку и чечену, и таджику, и тебе. Угроза исчезла, ненависть ушла.
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>>401279
>Ты ведь понимаешь, анон
Да, понимаю, по этому уже в третий раз в тред кидаю одну и ту же фотку, где "Великий боец, что с равнодушием резал порка, что с тем же равно душем и прямым ебалом смог бы ВСЕХ завалить! Вот прям всех, всех!" сидит "с равнодушным еблом" И ТЕРПИТ
Вот почему так, как оно выходит?
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>>401279
>Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!
Ну и да, молодец, выбери награду сам
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Внезапно атмосфера ощущается как родина, а океаны на вкус как водка.
Однажды я пытался выучить русский язык, но из-за лени я выучил только алфавит.
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>>401277
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>>401281
Since I don't understand your language, I used a translator... and now I understand even less.
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>>401280
Терпение, это главное качество солдата. Ведь кто есть солдат линейной пехоты, это цель для авиации, артиллерии и дронов, не более того. Конечно же армия делает ставку на тех, кто способен отсидеть на нуле положенные две недели, а не свалит от этого пиздеца на следующий день. Второе качество, это верность командиру. Третье, самопожертвование.

И вот так сложилось, что наши хвалёные спецназы тихонько исчезли из медийного фокуса, чечены приуныли, охуев от мясорубки, а мы с хохлом, братушки-долбоёбы, всё сидим и сидим. Конечно, мы гораздо сильнее, но эта сила иная, чем ты хотел бы вообразить.
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>>401283
i can understand some of it , some words in russian are just english written in viking symbols.
the main thing they're saying is that most hatred is far gone between minorities and russians.

statistically russians are more tolerant toward muslims and also russia itself is full of many ethnicities.
the only time russia had problems with muslims was during 2023 terrorist attacks.
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btw a question for english users. i really feel bad sometimes when:
sometimes i feel like me writing too much and turning a lot of places green white red flags everywhere bothers people...
does it bother you or not?
also do you guys get mad if we speak in mother language?