IT'S THE ROARING 2024ts!
I don't make hard promises cuz I can never hold them but I'll make an exception this year: I vow to lewd ponies and gas, at least one kike per week. I know it's a lot of commitment but I'm ready this time, I can feel it. ^^
I was on watching close at a small fireworks display this year. On of those packages that shot several rockets fell over. I curled up on the stairs as they arched just a few meters above me and blew up on the nearby pavement.
So I almost got shot, but what else is new in Swehilli ;pOn that note, Im proudy and happi of my gov dat they keep em guns away since this way our criminals also don't any *nods nods*
Happy New Year everypony!!!!!!!
Happy new you horsefuckers!
Happy New Year!
It's a happening year are (You) ready to FOOTBALL with John Madden. FOOTBALL IS GOING TO FOOTBALL IN YOU LIKE Elway in Rainbow Dash but with less hors pussy and MORE FOOTBALL!
That's right regulations out the window and only FOOTBALL.
Bad calls and referees, out the window IN COMES FOOTBALL!
Going for play by plays nobody could have expected except FOOTBALL! WOOO!
It's fucking happening. PRAISE FOOTBALL YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN THE RAINBOW DASH INSIDE GOES DOKI DOKI LIKE ONE OF THEM ANIMES.
It's so crazy and so insane and ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL (EVEN THERE).
YES THIS IS THE PLAYBOOK AND ONLY FOOTBALL FANS KNOW BECAUSE THE FOOTBALL LET'S YOU IN ON FOOTBALL!
WE'RE NOT DOING ANY OLD PLAYS WE'RE GOING FOR FOOTBALL AND HAVE FUN WITH FOOTBALL THE WHOLE TIME!
YOU'RE NOW TOUCHED BY FOOTBALL GO FOR THE ENDZONE.
Show those nerds FOOTBALL AND THEY'LL BE FOOTBALL TOO ! WITH BOTH FEET IN FOOTBALL THEY CAN'T BE NERDS IF THEY'RE FOOTBALL.
Get the beer hats, the foam #1 hooves, the cumjar and THE FOOTBALL INSIDE AND LET'S SCORE SOME POINTS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT'S IN THE GAME!
That's FOOTBALL TALKING IN YOU.
Pop that corn and watch and witness and LET'S DO SOME FOOTBALL, IN FOOTBALL, BY FOOTBALL!
Why I don't talk about John Elway? FOOTBALL makes the introduction better than I.
Rainbow Dash, not yet time for the pony pussy, because IT'S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!
You might be wondering how did I get here? Days go by, where is my beautiful wife, where is my wonderful house, what is my powerful job?
FOOTBALL WE'RE KICKING soccer IN ITS BALLS BY FOOTBALLING EVERYWHERE WHERE IT'S FOOTBALL TIME.
GOSH LOOK AT THE TIME IT'S THE YEAR OF THE FOOTBALL! ALL THE TIME IS FOOTBALL TIME!
Worry not for the passes will soar and the hands pass off its just FOOTBALL.
A new thing, FOOTBALL, even now FOOTBALL is playing in your FOOTBALL, RAINBOW DASH AND JOHN ELWAY.
YOU'VE JUST JOINED THE FOOTBALL GAME.
WHEN SOMEONE JOINS THE FOOTBALL GAME THEY WIN.
WHEN EVERYBODY JOINS THE FOOTBALL GAME IT'S TIME TO PLAY EVEN BIGGER BETTER FOOTBALL!
It's the opposite of The Game, you've just lost it.
Is not me who plays FOOTBALL it's FOOTBALL who plays FOOTBALL.
Everything changed when the FOOTBALL NATION PLAYED.
Do you like green eggs and ham sam I am? FOOTBALL!
Happy New Year everyone to all a good FOOTBALL!
Happy and comfy New Year frens!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy new year lads I hope there are no more fucking fireworks tonight goddamn I just want a good nights sleep
Now the predictions for this year.
That might fit at /mlpol/'s new thread.