>>367032Maybe after dinner and a movie. Amber a cute.
Bros... I can still fix her.
>>367032>Be Anon. >You blink at the thing on the other side of hte glass.>You shake your head.>"What's with that look?" it asks."Look, I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed," you say.
>It looks away a bit bothered by your reaction. "What? I'm I suppose to chant, 'I do. I do believe in faries.'? Come on man," you ask.
>"Mmmmaybe?" it says while looking increasingly unsure.>You cross your arms at it and pull your chin up."You're the worst imposter that ever tried to dupe me."
>"Well, that seems a bit harsh. I think pretty good.">She looks a bit self-concious."Is that so? You can't keep your tentacles in your pants. I bet you never eaten a human before, have you?"
>"Oh, whatever. Says the hoe, you have probably been eat countless of times." "..."
>"...Anyway, I can do better, than a black guy in horror movie Is this real thing or another lie and if true why is it the case? like you.""Is that all you have to say to me?"
>"Yeah, it is.""You huff and leave the window.
>>367070Thanks for the green, Sven. You've gotten a lot better over time.
>black guy in horror movie thingIt's true that in a lot of old slasher movies, nigs often died first. I assume it was just the writers and directors being merciful to the audience by not subjecting them to an hour or two of baboon shrieking... but one of the two survivors at the end of The Thing is a black guy, iirc.