ITT: We make up the most batshit political conspiracies we can think of. I'll start:
The COVID vaccines was actually made in an Israeli lab and is designed to transfer Jewish genes into the population to turn us all into Jews. This is why the entire population is now obsessed with controlling the media and precious metals.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay...
My favourite conspiracy theory is the theory that all the rich bastards in regular communication, who control all aspects of our society and come from families that have been rich for centuries, along with corrupt politicians, are actually not working together to help us.
Instead, they are working together to help themselves at our expense.
That's it. That's the conspiracy theory. The rich and powerful aren't our friends. You'd be surprised how many people can't understand it.
You mean you don't believe that rich corporate cocksuckers aren't trying to help us? Oof that's bad speak you racist. #cancelled.