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Anonymous
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No.353875
353884
<Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of a horsefucker,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll take his cum to make my bread.
Anonymous
f060498
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No.353884
353893
>>353875
>I'll take his cum to make my bread
why do that when you can cut out the middleman and just suck him off?
Anonymous
63b1dfc
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No.353893
353920
>>353884
The same reason people bake cakes when sugar, eggs and milk are all good by themselves.
Anonymous
f060498
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No.353920
>>353893
cum is not an integral ingredient in bread, stupid!
Anonymous
b008e3d
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No.353921
353922
>"WAIT!"
>Anon stumbled backwards, screaming.
>"Why buy milk when you can get the cow for free!?"
>Anon rose him arms to his face, eyes sealed tightly shut.
<...
>Anon's eyes slowly opened.
<"WELL, I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST KEEP YOU THEN!"
>Anon lived happily ever after, being milked for cum by the giant mare.
The end.
Anonymous
63b1dfc
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No.353922
353928
>>353921
4/10. Needs juicy details.
Anonymous
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No.353928
353930
>>353922
>The gargantuan mare steadily rose and began languidly stretch only to suddenly wince.
<"OW! DARN IT!" The giant mare hissed, plopping down on one hip with her other leg weakly kicking in the air as she drew her foreleg to her groin...
>It's actually adorable.
<"OW! OW! OW!" She howled.
>Anon couldn't help but feel bad for her
>"Uhh, are you okay?" He queried to his colossal captor.
<"NO!" She continued batting her hoof at her groin in an apparent attempt at relieving whatever was distressing her.
>"Look, maybe I can help you somehow".
>Anon warily approached her with his hands outstretched in a gesture of good intent.
<She placed the hoof that she had just been punching her pussy with back to the ground. Her eyes slowly scanned towards Anon as her predatory grin returned.
<"OH, I THINK YOU WILL, ACTUALLY..." She smoothly trilled, her tone both ominous and lascivious.
<"DID YOU KNOW THAT MARES OF MY TRIBE EXPERIENCE HEATS SO INTENSE THAT, IN THE ABSENCE OF MALE PHEROMONES, CAN BE RATHER PAINFUL?
>"Yeah, I read all about it in last week's issue of 'Pony Pussy Review'.
<She sneered dismissively only for her grin to quickly return.
<"THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO PONY POUNDER!
<The Amazon mare swooped Anon up in one fell swoop of her leg and proceeded to smoothly insert him into vagina.
<"MY NAME'S JUICY, BY THE WAY."
>Anon proceeded to fuck the walls of her wet, aching vagina every day for all eternity. His dream came true as he spent the rest of his days in Juicy's details.
The end.
Anonymous
63b1dfc
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No.353930
>>353928
Much better
Anonymous
ebef5ba
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No.354197
>rape
Anonymous
ece6814
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No.355494
DEATH BY SNU SNU!