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Springtime for Aryanne.png
/mlpol/ makes a Musical?
Anonymous
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No.310421
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Hey, Anons. I'm wondering if I could get some lyrical suggestions for a big parody I'm planning to work on sometime in the future.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hnMCTLSPGbF8GS0l_k0lzTq7IgdqBk50hW52Gnkj290/edit

If you'd like to see some credibility, I would like to show you my previous work, which you might recognize from this thread. >>>308949 →
The rules may change as this thread goes on, but as for how it goes, it would generally be like this:
1. Try to rework these songs to one of the following themes:
>Citing how ponies are better than other creatures (without naming any specific creatures, outside of maybe humans or 3DPD)
>Securing the existence of your people and a future for [insert your ethnicity here] children
>Securing the existence of equines and a future for Equestrian foals
>or anything tangentially (or just plain old /pol/) related
2.To make the songs feel not as dated, try not to reference anything from pop culture as much or stuff that’s not ingrained within MLP lore.
3.If the shitposty lyrics are good/funny, it gets to stay.
4. Once a section is colored green, no further edits are to be made to it
5. Anyone is free to contribute whatever they can to the project: edits, drawings (PNGs preferred), their singing voices too, if they prefer! Just make sure that the files submitted are easily accessible, relatively compressed, and of high quality.

I hope to hear from you guys in the document soon!
Anonymous
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No.310422
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Can i put a Sneed Seed and Feed joke in
Anonymous
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No.310424
>>310422
I honestly think it's a bit of a retarded meme and not really that funny, but let's see what you do with the idea.
Anonymous
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No.310427
310441
What does it mean by "you have exceeded your sharing quota"?
Anonymous
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No.310428
Okay, I think my edit request message went through, finally
Anonymous
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No.310437
>>310421
If it's not too much trouble can you approve my edit request?
Anonymous
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No.310441
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>>310427
That's weird... let me fix it all.
>>310421
New link here, if the one in the post doesn't automatically allow you to type in the document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hnMCTLSPGbF8GS0l_k0lzTq7IgdqBk50hW52Gnkj290/edit?usp=sharing
Anonymous
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No.310442
>>310441
Thanks.
Anonymous
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No.310447
310469
Her name was pony,
She was a show girl,
With ribbons in her hair and
a swastika you know where.
Anonymous
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No.310457
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>>310421
Look at this infograph.
Anonymous
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>>310421
>a feisty musical
>a huge poster with a sad Aryanne.
WTF.
Anonymous
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No.310460
>>310458
She's not sad, just serious!
Anonymous
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2421470__safe_pony_oc_meme_meta_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nazi_oc-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-anonymous_ponified+meme_art+pack-colon-marenheit+451_cowabun.png
>>310458
You know what Aryanne needs? Is a smile smile smile from her friends.

>Smile Smile Smile /)
My name is Aryanne
Sieg Heil
and I am here to say
Moin moin
I'm gonna bring your smile
And
We'll Will brighten up your day~
It all matters now
Buck up (smile with out stretched hoof)
So you're with us too
Guten tag
Cause cheering up my friends is just what Aryanne is here to do.
Yes I do.
Cause I love to see volk smile smile smile
with us too.
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does.
Cause all I really need's higher higher smile
From these happy friends of mine!

I like to see you win
Nice one!
I love to see you dream!
(Rock 'em!)
The corners of your mouth turned up
Is always Aryanne's team! (Hoof bump!)

But if you're kind of worried,
And your choice is shade of brown, [show brown shirts]
I'll work your heart and do my best
To turn that clad around upside town! [Lots of people/ponies]

'Cause I love to make your kin, win, win!
Yes I do!
Busted out from queer to peer,
Let it begin!
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin!
And you fill us with good cheer!

It's true, some days are dark and lonely,
And maybe you feel sad
But Aryanne will be there to show you how it isn't that bad!
There is one thing that makes me happy
And makes my whole life worthwhile,
And that's when I walk with my friends and have them smile!

I really am so happy!
Your smile fills me with glee!
I give a smile, I get a smile,
And that you're special to me!

'Cause I love to see you dream, dream, dream!
Yes I do!
Tell me what more can I say to help you see
That we do!
It makes me happy with your team, meme, seen!
Yes, it always makes my day!

Come on everypony, smile, smile smile!
Fill our heart up with sunshine, sunshine!
All we really need's a smile, smile, smile!
From these happy friends of mine!

Come on everypony, smile, higher, higher!
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine!
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile!
From these happy friends of mine!

That's the perfect gift for me!
(Come on everypony, higher, higher, higher!)
It's a smile as wide as a mile!
(Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine!)
To make me happy as can be!
(All I really need's a smile, smile, smile!)
(From these happy friends of...)
Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile!

Come on and smile!
(Smile!)
Come on and smile

Come on and
Smile!
<Reference video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mX2ohYNaRk
Anonymous
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No.310469
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>>310447
>>310457
>>310466
I might not have made it clear earlier, but we're focusing on one song in the document: namely the long medley contained in the Google Doc, which is basically bobs and pieces of several songs already.
Of course, if there's an alternative that I may post it if you have privacy concerns or otherwise, let me know as well.
Anonymous
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>>310469
Is there any parts of the song you want especially looked at (added lines to or rewritten), or parts that are complete and should not be looked at. Should it be entire songs or just a medley switching from song to song (with the length number of verses/lines as in the doc)?
Anonymous
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No.310482
Hit a zebra with a stick to see it fucking die.

ONE!

TWO!

Hit that poo!

THREE!

FOUR!

*drum roll

Potion brewers, filly screwers

all of them are...

All at once: EVIL DOERS!!!

Hit a zebra with a stick to see it fucking die!

>>someone dressed as a zeeba comes on stage,

>>A very crappy trap beat begins to play

zeeba: Yo-yo-yo, I'm a checked stripy hoe
zeeba: I don't have to rhyme coz I'm lit.
zeeba: and cos rhyme is fuckin rahsist
zeeba: Rapin for my ziggers 24/7
zebra: Respecting da hood, da minorities.
zebra: UH! dat's s good beat doe!
xebra: Hit me!

Everyone: SHE ASKED FOR IT!

>>Then everyone procceds to beat her.
Anonymous
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No.310487
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Oppic already makes it look like you’re going to use “The Producers”.
Anonymous
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No.310498
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>>310487
I'm sorry to disappoint.
>>310477
I feel like this has been addressed already but no one seems to be reading it.
>Is there any parts of the song you want especially looked at (added lines to or rewritten)
The whole thing; the entirety of the Brony Medley is to be reworked into something more /mlpol/-ish.
>or parts that are complete and should not be looked at
Those parts will be coloured in green when I find them complete.
>Should it be entire songs or just a medley switching from song to song (with the length number of verses/lines as in the doc)
This is what we are parodying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olIw6BA0_hA
So in a way, it seems to be both.

Am I doing something wrong here? No one seems to show any interest in opening the document I posted.
Anonymous
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>>310498
Thanks. Since I was not familiar with the video that is basis for the melody my question might have been a bit stupid. But now that I have a better understanding of what is the target result I'll sit down and do some writing.
Anonymous
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>>310487
>>310498
>“Springtime for Ar’yanne in Crystallia...”
>“Winter for Ponyland and Prance...”
Anonymous
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No.310510
>>310500
Ngl, Herdmany fits better
Anonymous
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No.310522
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>>310499
Takk så meget.
Anonymous
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>>310500
How about Trottingham for england? All pony lands are ponyland.
Anonymous
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>>310422
Basneed and Chuckpilled
Anonymous
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>>310522
First attempt at "Beyond Her Garden"
>Currage, lives within us
>Is a part of, our kingdom
>Keep your kind close, they're what makes you
>To the glory, that is pony...
Anonymous
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>>310538
Ponyland was a pun on Poland... and I have a head canon that G1’s Ponyland became the MLP version of Russia and/or the USSR.

In Equestria, you write musical.
In Soviet Ponyland, musical write YOU!
Anonymous
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No.310582
>>310581
How about Foaland for Poland?
Anonymous
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>>310572
Hmm... could definitely use some more polish.
Anonymous
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>>310610
Agree, just wanted to take a stab at it and give some content.
Working from the even bad ideas might lead to good ideas in the end. And I hope having a 2nd text to go by it will make it easier to deviate from the original and end up with an end result.
Anonymous
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>>310611
I'll admit, I had a different trajectory for how the Beyond Her Garden song would go.

>Heaven, far above us
>May you keep watch, faring o'er us
>Ever faithful, to reply you,
>to the cosmos that describes you
Anonymous
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No.310615
>>310614
I like that one.
Anonymous
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>>310614
Thanks!
I'll probably make a few more adjustments to the lines though, to convey the message clearer.
I just wish more anons were willing to contribute ideas to my main doc is all.
Anonymous
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No.310620
>>310619
Going to try to write more. Tried to look at the "Magic" song, but not sure who I should make the protagonist (or what to call it) in it as it has pushback from the "audience" (Singer B). But I assume it is possible to change it so it isn't a song with opposing views in lyric.

>Singer A: I'm Ary welcome to the show
>Got stories that you all should know
>We're going to learn about
>The good guys back then
Anonymous
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No.310651
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Took a stab at one of the songs that wasn't in green. Feel free to edit anything in it as necessary:

"14.88% (20% Cooler)"
Yeah I run this Reich
You can call me the kin to the fuhrer
Red Baron ace, doing dives in the night
We're getting 14 percent purer

We add point 8-8 on
Swimming in fame like Auschwitz poolers
It's time to gas these yups
We're getting 14 percent purer (Heil!)
We're getting 14 percent purer
We're getting 14 percent purer now!
Anonymous
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>>310651
Also tried to write lyrics for this one, edit freely as well or reject it. Up to you and whoever else:

"Dicksword (Discord)"
Dicksword, I'm cursing at the troons
And seething as you giggle with the faggot known as Woot
Dicksword, whatever will we do
To make our own platform one day?

Dicksword, should we play our games alone
Or will you just stop banning pones for shitposting on the throne?
Dicksword, we won't use it anymore
It's fake and gay anyway!
Anonymous
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>>310652
>woot
God damn it everywhere I go this shit about ecelebs, your just giving them power. his name should have never come up in the pony anti-anthology
Anonymous
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No.310654
>>310653
If you fear shitty e-celebs being brought up, then how about this:
>And seething as you giggle like a faggot high on shrooms

That better, anon?
It's a collab project anyway. The lyrics I wrote can be used, edited, or rejected by anyone.
Anonymous
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No.310666
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>>310652
>>310653 might have a point, anon.
But your ideas seem pretty good so far! I'll be sure to include them in the doc.
Keep in mind, don't limit yourself to the titles that are in the doc. They're placeholders.
An alternative ways the songs could go will definitely be given a listening ear.
Anonymous
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>>310666
I agree with his point, not including names like that fits with the rules laid out better.
Good to know the rest, I can take a look at the doc with fresh eyes if a complete change in song subject is on the table.
Anonymous
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>>310421
>I'm not a fan of freaks from hell
>and I can plainly tell
>the jew is pulling at our strings
>niggers infesting the entire town, looting and burning stores down, spreading anarchy and other jewish things
>Forced to sit idly, and pretend to buy each lie
>I secretly prepare for the next Reich

>GEORGE FLOYD, THIEVING MONKEY WITH NO BRAIN
>FENTANYL OVERDOSED, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE
>GEORGE FLOYD, WHAT DID EVOLUTION DO
>TO MAKE YOUR KIND TURN OUT THIS WAY?
>GEORGE FLOYD, NIGGERS PRAY FOR YOU ALONE
>EVERY COMPROMISE A STEPPING STONE FOR STEALING WHITEY'S THRONE
>GEORGE FLOYD, WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
>THE NIGGERS MUST BE SENT AWAY!

That's all I've got and I'm open to suggestions
but this song parody would be perfect for spreading the truth about Fentanyl Floyd and the facts of his case most normies still haven't heard of yet.
Like how he was a career criminal that tried to steal a banana using a counterfiet 20 dollar bill, the cop didn't choke him to death, fentanyl killed him, an ambulance was called properly but the crowd scared the doctors into taking him to the hospital instead of attempting recussitation there, and he died along the way.
Whites were blamed for this and the cop was charged with intentional and unintentional murder simultaneously thanks to a BLM nigger getting on the jury and threatening the jury.
Would have been really ironic if FF died because of a delay caused by a BLMafia trash blockade or random street-blocking attack, fitting that into the song somewhere would be perfect.
This musical could be more than an opportunity to say nigger a bunch of times, it could help us.
Anonymous
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No.310885
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>>310878
>>310421
>I Cant Sneed Please Help me i didnt do plenty fenty Yuh,i didnt do plenty fenty Yuh,i didnt do plenty fenty Yuh
>George floyd is burning in hell Everybody can tell. he knew chauvin well
>1 2 3 i cant sneed,i got a knee on me id still be,if i didnt do that fenty