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Anonfilly Thread - Howdy Edition
Nueve
No.302006
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →
658 replies and 392 files omitted.
Anonymous
No.311960
>>311958
Those arent fillies, those are plushy objects
Anonymous
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>Be Anonfilly.
>You decide to wander in the Canterlot Library looking for Moon Dancer.
>You're already acquainted with her and proceed to go find her to discuss about research on humans.
>You don't see Moon Dancer at her usual spot. Strange.
"Moon Dancer? Where are you?"
>Your ears perk up to hear a furious schlicking sound. One that is vaguely familiar.
>Turning around the corner you see Moon Dancer sitting against a bookshelf with a throbbing wet cock in hoof.
>"G-Green?! I swear it's not what it looks like-"
"You have a cock?!"
>"It was an accident!"
"Since when was having a cock an accident!?"
>The smell is a little intoxicating. Both from the musk of her not properly showering in what you assume days and her leaking protruding member.
>"I-It's from a spell I found, that I used a while back."
"A while back?"
>"I-I may have used it... and wasn't able to undo it."
"That thing is permanent?"
>"N-Not exactly..."
"...What do you mean?"
>You take notice of the stream of precum leaking out of her member's flat surface.
"W-Well... it's an ancient spell. Used for reproduction when times were tough and there weren't any stallions around... and it doesn't go away until the caster c-cu.... ejaculates inside a mare..."
"......Does it matter where inside the mare you have to ejaculate?"
>"I-I don't know. I've never..."
>Moon Dancer's eyes widened upon the realization.
>"Wait, you're not offering..."
"It's just a hypothetical. And wow, what kind of sicko would think that a filly like me would offer that?"
>"I wasn't... I didn't mean to assume."
"Hah. I'm just pulling your leg. But still hypothetically, does it have to be a mare."
>"Hypothetically?"
"Yes. Hypothetically."
>"Well, life expectancy wasn't exactly long back during those times. So it may be possible for a filly to... fulfill that role."
"Huh... well good luck with that."
>You proceed to leave, figuring to come back to ask about how research is going later.
>"W-Wait!"
>You pause in your tracks, turning around with a null expression.
"What?"
>"I-It's just that... I had this problem for years... a-and every time I get close to a stallion they're weirded out or see me just as a friend. And whenever I get close to a mare, they get scared off, thinking I want to be more than just friends."
>Moon Dancer fidgets in place, standing against the bookshelf with both hooves trying to pull her sweater down.
>"It's hard..."
>Your eyes wander again to her protruding member, still leaking precum from her initial session.
"Yeah I can see that. What does this have to do with me though?"
>"It's just that... maybe you could..."
"That was a hypothetical. Besides this sounds like a 'you' issue, not mine."
>"Please don't make me beg."
"I'm not going to make you do anything. I don't want any part of this. You're on your own."
Anonymous
No.312021
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>>312020
>As you walk away, your ears perk up as you hear a faint quiet sobbing from behind.
>You turn your neck back to see Moon Dancer sobbing quietly into her hooves.
"Are you seriously fucking crying?"
>"I-I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."
"Oh my god. You're crying."
>"W-What's god?"
"Somepony who shouldn't have allowed you to exist. I mean seriously. You used a spell you knew was pseudo-permanent. You didn't go to a doctor to ask for professional help. And now you're asking a filly to take care of a problem for you. How pathetic can you get?"
>You hear a quiet whimper from her as she tries to cover her eyes with her forehooves.
>"I-I'm sorry..."
>As she sobs, her erection is still throbbing consistently. It's even twitching a bit.
"Wait..... are you getting off to this?"
>"W-What? N-No I'm not..."
"Oh my god you are."
>"I-I'm not..."
>You let out a laugh, her cock twitches more so as Moon Dancer lowers her ears and covers her eyes in shame.
>"That's so pathetic. Not only did you fuck up massively, consider on doing something that would get you on a sex-offender registry, but you're also enjoying it."
>Moon Dancer sniffs as she wipes her tears under her wet glasses.
>"N-No I-I'm n-not..."
"Then explain why you're so horny."
>You casually point to her member that's leaking even more precum, without even touching it.
>"N-No... I'm not like that. I c-can't."
"You can't help it can you? Your cock is just begging for a release. I can tell."
>"I-I don't..."
>You smirk as you lay against the ground next to her.
"Well? Aren't you going to take care of it? That's what you were doing before weren't you?"
>"I-I-"
"Do it."
>Moon Dancer sniffs before wiping her eyes again, her hoof already soaked in salty tears as she slides down against the bookcase. She reluctantly wraps her forehoof, soaked in salty liquids, around her throbbing member.
>You hear long strokes as she schlicks her throbbing cock back and forth. The liquid streaming from the tip becoming its own lubricant as it mixes with her tears.
>You could hear panting moans in between her sobs as she obediently strokes herself.
"Do it."
>Her legs twitched in response as you urged her further. Her ears dropped down as she sniffed again, stroking it even faster.
"Come on. Show me how pathetic you are. To cum in front of a filly. Not even inside her, just wasting it all on the floor where it belongs. Show me what you've done multiple times before alone by yourself."
>Faint wet sobs are heard as Moon Dancer's hips trusted up in response. Her panting increasing further as tears continue streaming down her eyes.
>Eventually her entire body flexed itself as her hooves curled up, her hips rocking upwards. Her balls tensed as the flare tip flared up as a long stream of pouring shame erupted from the base.
>Much of the thick white liquid splattered shamefully on the floor tiles in front of her. Small waves of semen continuously bursted forth into a small dribble dripping from her member.
>Heavy panting came from Moon Dancer as you smirked, satisfied with seeing it all.
"Clean yourself up. You don't want anypony finding out what a mess you made."
>You turn to leave towards the door, only taking a small glance back at Moon Dancer, looking back at you with hazy eyes, longing for you.
>You snorted as you turned back to close the door behind you.
Anonymous
No.312022
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>>312021
https://ponepaste.org/5458
Pasted.
Anonymous
No.312023
>>311740
You are a real bab now!
Anonymous
No.312040
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>Be SMOL FEGET
>At an open air cafe
>You gots yur self a problem
>"Seriously Anon whatever a rape is that can't be possible."
>Several pones have repeatedly stated rape just isn't a thing.
>A conflict of interests at least in time management should arise some issues.
"What if you get fucked, and then miss your train! Hunh? What happens then Purple!"
>Saddly this isn't Twilight Sparkle, but Purple Heart former royal guard and the lastest who would put up with this shit talk.
>Also his friend Spunky who you asked last.
>"Yah wee spe' of thin' thin' a fu' 'ould stop me. Daft 'unt. Even if I wanna beina fu' and ma' it tuh the train the time holds still till yur fu'ing dun yeh."
>That's bullshit.
>"I'll show yeh."
>He throws the table up into the air toward you, drinks splashing out
>You feel something press against your folds.
"Stop! Don't do that!"
>Spunky is behind you rubbing the long throbbing horse meat of the law on the bait.
>The fucking table and crap stopped, mid air.
>Grass, wind, and other ponies are going about their day as normal.
>Only the table about to hit your face along with the drinks are stopped.
"What the fuck."
>Every once in a while everything loops back around.
>Every pony, and everything as if reality is a short aninated gif.
>You feel the rod pull away
>And your face is hit by a table.
Anonymous
No.312129
>>312022
Added to the doc, thank you.
Anonymous
No.312184
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Anonymous
No.312187
>>312184
Super QT.
Anonymous
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>"Hey Anonfilly I'll have to be out for a long while, this is your foalsitter. My little filly is very independent and intelligent. I'm sure you'll both get along great!"
<WHAT DO?
Anonymous
No.312250
>>312240
immediately find the nearest set of repeating numbers and ask him to check it out for me, AKA the only correct thing.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.312277
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>>312271
Slut.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Fillies are notorious hypocrites.
Anonymous
No.312797
>>312277
>checked
You act like purple isn’t one.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.312896
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>>312271
filli lov disemboddied tramsperant peenor
Anonymous
No.312897
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>>312896
The ghost of her former dick
Anonymous
No.312901
312907
>>312897
Is that gay?
Anonymous
No.312907
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>>312901
is it gay to suck your own dick?
Anonymous
No.312914
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>>312907
Yes.
Anonymous
No.312921
>>312914
Then yes, it's gay.
Anonymous
No.312922
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>>312907
Anonymous
No.312925
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>>312907
Anonymous
No.312928
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>>312907
Is it gay to give yourself a handjob?
Anonymous
No.312929
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>>312928
no, that's just standard masturbation
Anonymous
No.312936
>>312929
>thats just standard masturbation
>Its not sucking a dick, its chad-tier masturbation
Anonymous
No.312937
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>>312929
Then how come sucking one’s own d*ck isn’t?
Anonymous
No.312938
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>>312937
It’s not gay to get your dick sucked, but it is gay to suck a dick.
Anonymous
No.312941
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>>312937
It's gay for any man to touch dick sexually, even if it's a man touching his own dick sexually. Masturbation is degenerate. But if a natural futa pony waifu existed, touching her dick would only be gay if you believed the penis outweighed everything that makes her female.
Anonymous
No.312942
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>>312938
Anonymous
No.312944
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>>312941
>Futafag
Reddit is down the street
>>312942
How is that degenerate?
Anonymous
No.312954
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>>312944
>not posting a weenie hut jr meme
have you never seen spongebob
Anonymous
No.312966
>>312954
Fuck off Nigel.
Anonymous
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>>312938
Would you want a long bearded man geezer with missing teeth going to town on your dick? No! That's gay.

Sucking your own dick is also like seeing a woman eat her own pussy.
>Do you want dick in your mouth?
No. Then it's gay.
>If you had a clone right next to you would you suck his dick?
No. That's gay, but is also you so you'll have to talk it over to see if you want to continue sucking dick.
So some reasons why you might be TEMPTED.
>For the sake of a loved one to spice up the love making.
If you take another man's dick you're exhibiting faggotry.

The simple test is this if it's yes you have the gay.
Do you want to be stuffed with cocks?
Do you enjoy having ANY meat rod inside you?
Do you enjoy being hit, slapped, ejaculated on by the same sex as you?
If you had the choice to take dick would you?
Would you want to do it again and why?

If you answer no you may have the gay mental virus structure.
Does the futaniari have a natural Vagina?
Were you cooersed into doing an activity?
On a futa would you prefer to service the pussy or dick?

The thing is most of it is about safe sex, and making sure to avoid ruining lives of others.
Do those things and you'll be okay. Just keep in mind there is a valid reason why many degenerates slip into being a tool to destroy the nations, communities, and peoples.
Mental infections have a tendency to attract more and more and to spread as far and wide as possible.
Keep your mind healthy and ready to automatically dismantle hostile thought structures (that includes addictions).
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Anonymous
No.313030
>>313025
Yes you are
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.313260
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>>313184
Oh Come on Anon,Don't be a "Horses ass"
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.313388
>>313348
Damn, it's like every half-assed filly edit I make ends up getting posted. Fuck.
Lone15
No.313389
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Sorry this is late as fuck, got busy and then forgot about it for a bit but I try to be a man of my word.
>>311588
"Hey, Twilight."
>"Oh my Celestia, what?"
"Did you know that the griffins can utilize the tree of life to influence real-world events with force of will?"
>Ever since Twilight finally got hooked up to the internet again, you've been hooked.
>So many alternate versions of your favorite things to catch up on, many of them now starring ponies instead of humans.
>Who would've thought that Escape From New York could be improved by Snake being a badass mare?
>In any case, you've figured out that something like 4chan exists here.
>It's a bit hard to track down, but Twist, being the lonely young mare she is, told you how (likely in exchange for your friendship).
>There are only a few boards and the domain name is fucking gibberish, but it feels a lot like home.
>From what you can tell it's mostly fillies and mares, since a lot of the threads devolve into endless posting about stallions during heat season, lmao.
>Since the only three boards right now are /n/ (Neighponese culture) /b/ (Self-explanatory) and /r/ (Raid), most of the political discussion takes place on the OPG (Outerlands Politics General).
>But all acronyms and shorthand (shorthoof?) aside, your eyes have been opened to the Griffins.
>They're like the jews of your world, but even more physically dangerous due to their imposing talons and sharp beaks.
>Apparently they're currently crippled economically due to their inherent greed being of a self-destructive nature to their society when there's a shortage of wealth, and so a good bit of the discussion currently is how to get rid of them.
>You've spent many nights detailing how some sort of "solid-fuel firework cannon" could funtion to throw metal projectiles a long distance and obliterate any griffin where they stand.
>In O&O, of course.
>Twilight continues walking without another word.
>You follow her into a building, not paying much attention to where it is until you see other ponies sitting in a waiting room.
"Uh, Purple? Where are we?"
>"We're going to get you psychologically evaluated. You've been exhibiting various non-equine personality traits lately and we need to remedy that."
"I'm not a pony though..."
>Clearly done with dealing with you, her horn shines and you feel your eyes droop as she forces you to sleep.
>When you wake up, you've been secured to a table and you see wires running to your head, most likely electrodes.
>An unfamiliar voice calmly speaks in your ear.
>"Just think naturally. Let your thoughts come to you as they would in everyday life."
>Oh god, a mind reader.
>Of course, as soon as you're told to think calmly you have no idea how to direct your thoughts.
>The griffins did this, they're going to take you away because you know too much.
>And they'll lobotomize you, and...
>"I've seen enough."
>It's Twilight's voice this time.
"M-mom, I'm-"
>"I'll see you in a month to see how your rehabilitation is going.
>Your pupils shrink and you hang your fuzzy head.
"I-I didn't do anything wrong..."
>Your bindings are released, but you feel powerful magic holding your legs in place now.
>"It isn't what you did, it's what you thought. It's a good thing we identified your dangerous thought patterns before they could hurt anycreature."
>A griffin wearing a stethoscope removes the electrode-like devices from your forehead.
"Y-y-you..."
>As Twilight carries you out of the room and into the hallway that must lead further into the asylum, you can hear the griffin barely audibly say something aloud:
>"The Equum know."
~Fin
Anonymous
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>>313389
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Excellent green.
>Thought crimes
>The (((Griffons))) know! OY VEY!
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>>313484
Anonymous
No.313528
>>311577
>>311680
>>313390
Thanks frends. Glad they were enjoyed.
And ditto on the apology for the late reply.