/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>tfw fit in with normie sand chan
Not that hard m8, even though normies a make me cringe hard

>>29921
Fuck you that's too hard to read.

>>29921
let's not get hasty, maybe he could be coerced into picking a side. OP, all you have to do is decide whether you want to be normal or not, and come back when you have your answer. until then, lurk moar to fit in better.

>>29925
I've been lurking for 3 years and posting for a while. Whenever I get close to fitting with either sides I don't fit.

>>29926
keep trying, m8. if you want it hard enough, you can do it. the human mind is a malleable object.

>>29926
Decide what it is you want, then move down that path.
He who chases two rabbits catches none.

>>29923
*and

>>29924
What's too hard to read? Greentext?

>>29928
Also this... >>29923

Don't make posts like that for starters.

Fap to pony porn and lurk some.

>>29919
If you're asking here, you already know the answer. You need to become more sexually attracted to cartoon hores

>>29930
I cannot understand Reddit.
29934
I have since season 01
>>29927
>29925
>>29928
Is there no one like me? I've never f1t I with normies but I can't seem to fit in with you guys.

>>29939
I apologise, my phone was messing up the replies.

>>29919
Well, you don't belong on Reddit—fucking Cuckistanis, they are—and you aren't a normalfag...therefore, you are an outsider.

Welcome to /MLPol/, lad.

TBH, I don't feel like I fit in here perfectly, either. I still love and respect it, though. I guess that's all that matters. The Redditfags had no respect for /Pol/, the mods had no respect for /Pol/ or /MLP/, but we certainly do and Atlas certainly does, and that's what makes /MLPol/ what it is instead of just another shit-hole of generals and shilling.

>>29941
I dont jerkoff to pones. Am /pol/fugee from the beginning. Have not gone back. Have already watched 3 seasons worth of ponu.

>>29942
I am an ethnic 4/mlpol/istani however I've never been a regular browser of /mlp/ nor /pol/. I was just incredibly bored on April First and I ended up venturing to the Chans for at least something to read.

In the end, I had a good time. I was born to shitpost, so I fit in just fine—minus not being ancap or natsoc. I regularly masturbate to pony and I am completely caught up with all of the episodes.

It should be noted that I was around /b/ when the pony-craze first hit 4chan and I loved it to death.

(USER WAS GIVEN A CUPCAKE!)

>>29919
Fix your depression and get fit.

>>29919
How "normal" are you OP. I guess I use /r9k/ as the standard since those autists are the lowest you can go and so have mastered telling who is and isn't normal. Pic related if you haven't seen it floating around before just so we can get a feel for how fucked you are.

>>29947
not OP, I scored a 35. I feel welcome here.

>>29947
Got 49 I guess I'm a robot.

>>29948
When I first found it I got a 85. Now I am at 54.

>>29951
glad to see your progress.

>>29952
I'm honestly surprised I haven't gone further down since the 4 years of lurking/posting.

>>29953
keep calm and sperg on, it will come to you. I didn't start down the path of magic and friendship in an instant.

>>29951
Fuck I started at 17
I am now at 18 (stopped smoking, lost the one friend, and started taking meds)

>>29957
Damn I didn't think it was possible to get that low. Either way keep up the good working fighting the smoking Jew. Just remember anon we will always be your friends.

>>29919
How come I have read the same script in so many places? Unless you can do better with this shit then off to bed and have some bad dreams. The kind they wake you up and find your father penis rubbing up against your cheeks and him saying softly `follow the rainbow back to Kansas, little dot`.

Mmmm dubioouououous!

>>29947
68. Das weird. By youre standards im semisuccessful but im entirely bored af.

Op here. I was just very drunk last night and this is now a sad poner thread.

>>29947
>73
Well that's pretty accurate

>>29947
>57
Yup, seems legit. Would have been above 75 before 2015 but.. oh well..

Do it, faggot. Live stream it as well
Post your banking/cc/dc/bitcoin info first, you wont need it where you're going

>>29919
are u white anon?

>>30019
yes
>>30018
nah

>>29919
do this.>>29945

>>30020
well at least u have race going for u. have u thought about traveling? overseas? might be more stressful actually but just saying. riding motorcycles is the shit n u make friends fast bc moto community is tight n is held together by love of riding.

>>29942
bro have u seen pony porn? check out gaybeast. i found it today n it was so hot desu

>>30025
this

>>29919
Nice blog post faggot. Consider making that dream happen.

>>29944
Could it be? Another like me? I'm glad to see I'm not alone. Well, maybe not just like me. I was not anywhere near /b/ in 2010 and 2011. I was doing normie things like trying not to be 17 year old who never had a girlfriend at that time

What makes you feel not welcome here? You post pony, which you are constitunionally and without exceptions are allowed to do. I welcome you to pony threads without any political relevance whenever you so please.

>Work all day for noon I don't belive in
Want to believe in your work again? Wish you had something to live for, like say, a wife and family? Want kids to grow up in a country promoting societal progress instead of self-centered autism? Enlist for national socialism right now on this board!

>and then do nothing afterward
Wish everyone just stopped caring about what people do with their lives, and worse, how they do it? Rather live in the woods minding your own business? Confident in modern tools allowing even the most worthless of people to apply themselves? The state can't stop you from being anarcho-capitalist on this board!

>had a dream about killing myself
Really tired of it all but still wish the world was better? Think there's a certain aesthetic to armour and sword/AR-15? Better get swole for the upcomping day of the rake/holy crusade, right from this board!

>>29947
I tried a version of this some time ago and got a 13 I believe. Yes I want to kys myself.

>>30051
Hey...hey...
I was like...
Eleven at the time.
wew

>>30123
I just meant to say I'm a very recent convert to channism I couldn't even tell you what 4chan was before April 1 And also apparently a little older than most.
>>29942
Keep watching and give it time. Hopefully you'll come to enjoy the porn too.
>>29947
>>29951
I think I got a 72? I've dropped a couple points in the last two months

(USER WAS GIVEN A CUPCAKE!)

>>30051
>>29944
Got love for my newfags

>>30129
ponka cute!

(USER WAS GIVEN A CUPCAKE!)

>>29947
>90
Hoo, 10 more points and then someone on the internet will say Im successful! Hooray!

>>29951
What happened? Or rather, what didn't happen?

>>30002
I made a massive folder of sad ponies just last night

>>30107
>>30140
Curious which boards you two migrated from. I didn't know we could have such far reaching people on this board. Total social outcasts and nearly chads talking about ponies and politics, I guess the magic of friendship and wanting to throw commies off helicopters units us.

>>30144
Pic related, I have fallen in a lot of ways. Note I was a lolbertarian 4 years ago and pretty much a normie. I though /pol/ was irony ect. Luckily for me I found it before it was diluted into what it is today.

Also ponies.

>>30129
Ay, mate; have my affections as well.
N-no homo.

(USER WAS GIVEN A CUPCAKE!)

>>29947
38

>>30158
I came from /pol/. It's not uncommon for people there to claim to be anything from electricians who make six figures to people who admit they are losers and neets.

I'm a pretty extreme case though. I've seriously wanted to die since I was very young and the feeling has never gone away. I'm 26 now, still live at home and my mom doesn't want me to get help because in her words "they always drag the whole family into it". I'm only seeing now how badly my father's neglect and my mother's abuse have warped me and I kinda wish I had the balls to run away when I was younger and could still be saved.

I don't mean to turn this place into my personal tumblr but my fee-fees have been killing me lately. Especially since I saw the new episode with Dash's parents and realized my mom has straight up told me to me face she's never believed in me.

>>30208
We love you here on the pony board anon. We believe in you

>>30208
have a cute filly, anon

>>30208
>I don't mean to turn this place into my personal tumblr but my fee-fees have been killing me lately.

Its alright anon this its fine to talk about feels when it comes to ponies. I wish I could help in some way but my motivation is also nearly dead.

Its funny the reason why I was hooked on mlp after horse fuckers here got me watch it is because the feels are real in it. Whether it was Twilight feeling useless in the winter rap-up or when tank had to hibernate, which felt like an allegory for letting things go and die, the show has gotten a lot of hard memories in my life to resurface.

I have been trying to find ways to self improve but I feel useless and like nothing I do I can do right. Its not like my parents are abusive but I just never was the focus since I came from such a large family. I have always wanted to get fit and off of my depression but I don't even know how to start just like you.

They say misery loves company I guess thats how /r9k/ was made. But I hope you find your way anon. Godspeed and good luck I hope we all self improve into someone that can help stop this crazy world.

>>29919
take the uberpony pill

>>30208
Also have some shitty ms paint OC.

>>30209
>>30211

thanks my dudes.

>>30212
>Its funny the reason why I was hooked on mlp after horse fuckers here got me watch it is because the feels are real in it.

this is very true. Diamond tiara's little song in that one episode almost made me cry because of how much I can relate to her situation. I don't regret getting back into the show though because I think addressing these feelings is important to getting somewhere better in life. And good luck to you too.

>>30233
All the best of wishes for you anon.

And all the best of wishes for you all.

>>30149
That one with Derpy is too cute and funny to be sad.

>>29926
What's the sauce for this image?

>>30158
I'm a board refugee - meaning I abandoned both /pol/ and /mlp/ some time ago. Finding real conversation has become a rarity. No pun intended.

This morning, y father asked me why I am "depressed." That never happened before I came to the chans

>>29944
Hey, another me is here. Description fits perfectly.

>>30256
I happens, it is all part of the assimilation.

>>29926
>>29926
You're at about the same place I am, in terms of time spent on chans.
Sure, I feel socially awkward on the net and in real life, but both can be slowly remedied by respectfully lurking among the locals for a while and educating yourself about the community (well, it's a bit harder irl, but it does work).
This board community is largely full of oldfags, but the community itself is fairly new, so you won't receive that many hostilities here. Just lurk to get a feel of the board culture and post as the locals post.
Sorry about that >>>/r/eddit comment, btw; it's just my normal reaction to nufags on /pol/ who come from plebbit and demand to be spoonfed everything, instead of lurking. I won't delet it because it's already received replies.

>>29938
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!

>>29938
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!!

>>29938
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>29947
>41; Robot
can give or take on a couple, i feel like i could slip easily into a lost soul or high tier robot.

Only 2 more weeks before I become an official wizard! Woo... yaay... Maybe for my first spell I'll cast gun.

Jeez guys this wasn't a serious post . Why are you replying to my horrible thread?

>>30243
Idk