/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>26606
Classes: Moderator, advocate, counter-raider
Description: Bans and deletes any and all shills, spammers, and raiders within a five minute period. Sorts out shit posts and mobile posters from hostile offsite forces. Bans in as little as ten seconds to let weebs, forosforums, and other bastards know they can find no foothold on our board.
Argues the hell out of any and all changes to the board and website, to make sure the outcome is best for all
Counter-raids /qa/ so weeaboos understand how little power they have.

Please be nice to the mods

Meme war veteran,
Veteran of the meme war, just wanna help the board

Shopper and all round shit poster. 05 4chan Vet and Morale booster during War

Oldfag, playing GunZ while shitposting on /b/. Due to my Nationality I get an exponential modifier on shitposting.

>>26606
Talent: autistic retard

>>26716
GunZ still around? Are shotgunFags still being fags?

Autistic Ninja
Psychological maneuvers and unconventional warfare. Memetic capacity largely sealed due to shit interface. Frequent Bronco-poster.

>>26724
I dunno, I forget I was a triple butterfly k-styler tho.

>>26739
Nice. I had a spray and pray I aimed with and revolvers, single sword

Shitposting and assorted raiding, my special talent is autism. Seriously, people I know in real life have told me to get checked.

>>26741
Maybe you missed their epic digits and they were mad?

Shitposter First Class
Wielded or weapons grade autism

>>26606
I like to paint

Redpiller
Its all about talking politics with normies and slowly shaping the to have a similar political belief. Down side is I get autism from talking to normies and lock myself in my room some weeks because I can't handle it.

I'm okay at music(Piano)and D.C.C.A

>>26606
Classes : shitposter and missionary
Description : likes tp have fun with other Anons while being informed of what's happening around the world. Try to make more people join the board.

>>26842
What is D.C.C.A?

>>26856
Dick Core Culinary Arts.

>>26810
I'd buy some paintings if I didn't live with my parents :l

And werent't poor.

>>26810
Wait a second, can Atlas into computers?

I noticed no ITfag has showed up on this thread so far.

>>26890
We have a dev team. He did manage to single handedly change his cap code from "Admin" to "Titan" though

>>26890
I can into computers, got a two year for IT and web design, and I own my own business for making websites
but I'm a lazy faggot

>>26606
Class: Musical Soldier.
>Frontline soldier always ready to circulate memes and promote re magic of friendship
>Ready for any raids and the hammers oFthe enemy
>makes music for the for the other soldiers back at the barracks

>>26606
You want to know what my special talents are? I have four of them. Their names are: John Elway, John Elway, John Elway and, last but not least, John Elway.

When the Four Elways converge and form like Voltron, they become the Denver Broncos. it is at this point that none of you puny faggots are safe. John Elway forms the Head of the Denver Broncos, and John Elway is the strong, muscular chest. John Elway and John Elway make up the arms, arms like tree trunks I tell you, and John Elway and John Elway are the legs, twelve stories tall if they were a foot. Last but not least is John Elway, and he is the mightiest of all: The giant cock of the Denver Broncos is he, and he stretches five miles around the entirety of the equator and back again like five or six times, give or take a few hundred thousand feet.

All the ponies knew that one day The Denver Broncos would come to liberate them. For years they had labored in bondage under the torment of the Oakland Raiders. For years they suffered the indignity of not being football. But then one day all that changed, when John Elway and the rest of the Denver Broncos, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, and John Elway, came to Ponyville and became the Denver Broncos. Then, there was football.

Football, now and forever.

t. John Elway.

I'm good with technology and cybersecurity.

Crisis management, which is what I do irl. I fix problems and then I move on

>>26606
Special Talent: Autism Wizard

I have autism power the which of likes you've never seen before, I can channel an inner power to gain more chromosomes. It's a dangerous power that affects my health when used, but the risk is necessary for the reward.

My autism doesn't define me, my autism IS me! I AM AUTISM!

>>26606
Computers and a little bit of art.

>>27184
Never change. Ever.

I work way too much so I just contribute from the shadows to the patreon like some kind of horse pussy Soros.

>>26606
Im working very carefully on the existince and effects of the matrix (4th dimension), time travel, human motor control, and quantum physics.

Mathfag, casual drawfag, and casual musician, reporting for duty, Sir!

>>26609
Not really now not any more. It still hurts with every post

Classes: Writefag, sadfag
desc: I can write a sad, tragic tale of the ponies (or humans if that's what you're into) for the board. I prefer lovecraftian horror, mostly because it's especially easy with the limited amount of world-building MLP: FiM has actually gone through.

>>32503
Did you just write that Leslie Fair greentext, by any chance?

>>32506
most of my greens are on /mlp/ sadly, I did write that spoopy green a while ago in a rainbow dash thread if you saw it. I need to start writing more for /mlpol/ but it's a hassle. I just write greens on that thread and don't save them anywhere so any green from me is 100% new and fresh.

>>32507
Any contribution is a good contribution.

>>32506
That was the Slovak anon

>>32506
Here's an example of my green
>>32510
>>32526

>>32527
so you're the piece of work ruining a perfectly fine thread full of happy with a bunch of sad.

Class: retarded, white knight
Description: a 12 year old whos waifu is Luna. Hail the moon!

>>32535
>retarded
not terrible
>white knight
but why
>12yo
you best be jest
>lunafag
why must you have good taste for everything else to be garbage.

>>32538
>you best be jest
I am jesting.
>why must you have good taste for everything else to be garbage
I do believe this is a back handed compliment. Thanks?

>>32540
it was backhanded, but now that I know you're jest it's a bit more forgivable. here's a best pony as an apology.

>>32541
No hard feelings. Here's one you!

>>32550
danke!

Classes: Second Class Drawfag, Private Class Shitposter

Description: One of the lousiest shitposters on the field of battle. Gets himself a purple heart on the first, then sent home the next. So, he draws to keep a semblance of worth. Primarily exists to boost morale through drawing lewd poners and qt horses.

>>32964
qt pone

>>26716
Ah you think Shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted shitposting. I was born in it, molded by it.

>>26724
They made a GunZ 2 recently that was shithouse, other than that i dont know, i really should boot it up again

>>32964
Kek. I think I recognize your drawing style.

Classes: shitposter, conversation fag, chopper gunner, veteran, demoman

Description: A veteran of the Great Meme War this bastard does nothing but enjoy shitposting, hanging out on /mlpol/, and playing vidya. Sometimes tries too hard to fit in too hard at times because he has never been able to anywhere else. After the war he returned to see the place he loved and grew up in forever changed by shills and reditards and was relieved when April 1st came and the board was set back to older more pure times of joy, shitposting, and fun. He forsook the homeland that he no longer knew and ventured forth with people he could only call his friends to settle a colonize a new land in the name of Kek.

my useless super power is sick photoshop edits but only when i see fit