/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>258823
>You are anon
>You are a tiny green horse with a neat black mane
>And you have [Best Plot] X1
>Since you came to equestria you realized every stallion around would just stare at your plot
>At first you assumed everyone here was a pedo
>Then you realized they didn't look at the other fillies the same way
>Today, today is the day you test your theory
>That's why you're in the market
>In front of a cucumber stall
>Yknow, for scientific purposes
>"What can i do ya for lil filla'?"
>A green and black stallion seems to be the shopkeeper
>Fitting
>Nonintendedpuns.exec
"Let me guess, your name is green pickle or some shit?"
>The stallion frowns
>"Ah' don' like ya tone lil' on', but i gotta tell ya mah name s' actually Ri-"
>HACK, COFF, HUGH
>You cut him off coughing viciously
>He looks at you with worry
"Mr, can i get a cucumber?"
>You put on your best "I'm totally not sticking it up my butt" smile(TM)
>"Well sure yo' can sweethert', tha' would be four bitta'"
>You turn to look at your back
>Yep, no saddlebags
"Sorry mister, i-I don't have any money..."
>He instantly frowns
>Shit, you're losing him
>Suddenly something deep inside your tiny horse body awakens
>Such tremendous feel, only comparable to the scream of 10.000 blind mongolians
>Or tfw no coltfriend
>Your whole body shakes, as a burning feel concentrates within your stomach
>GIT GUD PLEB
>B-Brain, what's happening!?
>NO BRAIN, THIS IS OVARY
"Ah' let you touchit'"
>Whatthefuckdidisay.filly
>You're suddenly caressing your left buttock with your hoof
>The shopkeeper starts to sweat, looking visibly awkward
>It's super effective
>"I-I- What kind of stallion you take me for!?"
>Wow
>The shock fixed his voice
"C'mon stud, i betya' this aint the first time you throw a dog a bone"
>"I-I- This is not right"
>You approach the awkward stallion and hold onto his leg
"Woah sweetheart, packing some serious heat are we?"
>You press on his tiny muscles with your hooves
>The stallion picks as many cucumbers as he can from the stall
>He pushes them on you, distancing himself
>"ALRIGHT, AL-alright, take them, take them all, for the love of Celestia just stop"
>You put on the biggest, fattest pickle-eating grin
"Pleasure doing business with ya'"
>After a mocking salute, you take the fattest cucumber out of the pile and walk back home
>Today was a good day

>>258831
>Be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>The concert hall filled with love filled ponies.
"Everypony we are in a state of war."
>Gasps could be heard.
"Filly Feel Limited Liability Corporation has released their new line of products."
>A gentle murmur confused.
"Anon's Magnum Dong, and the Biggus Dickus."
>"Oh! I have three!"
>My hoof met my face again.
"We are trying to limit their budget."
>"But they feel so good!"
"N-"
>"Yeah! They stretch me out in all the right places!"
>"It truly feels like a real filly's!"
>The congregation of ponies stoped for a moment.
>In a mixture of awe, fright, and lust.
>Mostly lust, and awe.
>"I buy them for my colleagues to practice on."
>Horror intensifies now.
>"I'm a gynecologist for foals with problems. That way nopony is harmed."
>The collective "Ooooh." releases the suffocating tension.
>"I proudly pound my Filly Fappers Fanny everyday!"
"It's a problem for recreational use! Here look at this live stream to see what molesters are doing at their give away."
>"Hey!"
>The fact it was also for charity is strictly hush hush.
>The big screen flashes to life.
>Shining Armor thusting into the newest model.
>Perfect.
>"Fuck her harder honey!"
>Oh no.
>The camera pans out.
>Princess Lovey dovey herself is riding the Anon's Magnum Dong Two: Boogaloo Shmoo.
>"Hey! What is going on here?"
>"Honey! It's AHH! It's AHH!lmost as good as yoooou!"
"Ah, ah ha... I've got to go bye! Oof!"
>Guards tackling me loosening my disguise.
>Be Queen- ow.
>"We've got her just as planned boss. Ready for pick up."
>The sounds of their love making ringing as I'm dragged away.

>Be Anonymous co-owner of Filly Feel LLC
>"Our sales are looking good, and nonconsentual touching is down."
"Excellent."
>"Project Unripe is... almost done."
"Personally that's gross, but it will lower those rates even further. You did well. Begin the final steps now."
>Looking at my baby form I realize just what I said.
"Ah uh, it can wait another day right?"
>"Don't be a big baby about it. You never know you might even enjoy it."

>>258823
That's an adorably cruel image OP

>>258848
Thanks for bringing the fillies home.
Hmmm.
>Anon with consenting adults
>or
>Lolcow that may have skeletons
Real tough choice you posted here.

>>258842
>"It truly feels like a real filly's!"
I don't like those implications...

Figured I'd make sure this ended up here since some of you might want to use it for reactions.

>>258855
>since some of you might want to use it for reactions.
>outrage
Checked.
Thank you very much, I'm sure this angry filly leaving will be used often.

>>258855
I was about to say I've seen that filly before, but then I noticed this time she's animated
Good on you, anon!

Reposting from previous thread because Harvey probably won't

>>258867
>Filly and League
Good team.

>"I'm so... frustrated League."
>You're confused, your friend Nonny caught you at the sink and led in with that.
"What about?"
>"All of these ponies are just awful. I'm just not gonna take it."
"Uhh..."
>"Just hear me out, okay? I've got two knives in these saddlebags. You take one with me and we'll kill every piece of shit who's ever fucked with us."
"I don't know if that's-"
>She stops you with a piercing glare.
>"I like you now, League. Go home, tell nopony."
>You gulp.
"O-okay Anon. See you tomorrow."
>She gestures to her head with a hoof, jerking it up and making a 'pew' sound.
>"No, I don't think you will. I love you, League. I'm sorry if it never showed."
>You sniff.
"It did."
>You rush out of the school as the first screams start to echo.

>>258872
>"All of these ponies are just awful. I'm just not gonna take it."
FYI, Ponyville is the best place in Equestria.

>>258873
We're talking about the Loneverse here. Everything is bad but what we consider the best things are the worst.

>>258875
Dresshorse's wig is weird

>>258879
Oh dear, let me send you down the rabbit hole.
>>>/sp/11605 →

>>258874
M-my style isn't that recognizable is it?
Fishsticks...

>>258893
I know about Seb, I just don't know what "incroyable" means

>>258906
Not 100% sure but I believe it's about the impossibility to reproduce such degenerate art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDWRCy5kfk
Imagine that, but with ponies.

>>258881
10/10 wig. Celestia should make that a mandate for those in power. To reach the highest level of dickhead.

>>258881
That's a chubby fucking filly. But hey, more to hug.

>>258823
>Love Licking Edition
Purest momfu's love, ever.

>>258913
Filly is for being doted on by a loving and caring momfu

>>258914
Filly is for abuse.

>>258920
That grumpy filly needs some hugs

>She was green,
>dark haired,
>and quadrapedal
>but worst of all she was tangible.

“You’re not supposed to be here,” I said pointing a vicious finger at her.

“Says who, fucker.” She said, standing her ground and rising to the challenge in that adorable filly voice. She was inside of a cardboard box, all the tabs folded out -- she hung her hooves over the lip of the box. One of the tabs had a crude phallus drawn in what appeared to be sharpie. Another tab read ‘Fuck You’.

“Says the natural order of things. Says me.” Me I said. “You.” I continued pointing my finger at her like she had shit on the carpet. “You are Anonfilly.”

She spat at me, right in my face. “Suck a fat one, greentard. So what?”

“I am Anon. There cannot be two of us. You need to leave.” I told her, as if that would solve things.

“Well tough shit! I can’t. I don’t know I got here, I don’t know where I am,” She took one big look at me, scanning me up and down with her green eyes, “and I don’t know what the fuck you are.”

“You don’t?” I responded, earnestly confused. How could she not know-

“You look like a kindergartener got creative with some green-beans and a stapler.” Anonfilly took the opportunity to spit at me again. The saliva landed on my hand instead of my cheek this time — I was more prepared that time.

“Yeah? And you look like a fucking anomaly before god.”

She pounced. She was roughly the size of my torso, and she had just landed with all of her weight on my face. We crumpled to the ground… or more like I fell and gravity dicatated she fall with me. My head bounced off of the carpeted floor of my bedroom. She began to wail on me with her hooves, blam blam blam, each one landing somewhere more painful than the last. “Gah, fuck! Fuck off of me you you little shit!” I yelled at her.

I used my human superiority to take control of the situation. I had her under me in no time, all four of her hooves immobilized, under my four limbs.

She looked up at me with an indescribable amount of rage. I saw fire in those eyes that so reflected my own green ones. I would be giving the same look if that were me in that situation “Let GO OF ME you PERVERT!” She screeched in that little girl voice of hers. I had neighbors and I began to instantly worry.

“Fuck no I’m not gonna let go of you!” She spit at me again. Then she began to scream even louder. It was piercing, and almost emotionally distressing. I got up in her face, real close. My nose squashed against hers and i pushed her face to the floor with mine. “You are going to shut the fuck up, or I will shut you the fuck up for you. Do you understand me.”

She shut the fuck up long enough to give me another incomprehensably livid look, and then licked me. “You taste like fucking shit,” she said.

“Where the fuck did you come from?” I demanded answers.

“I was home before I was here — me and your mom were about to- '' She started before I smooshed her muzzle with my face, showing dominance. “Ow! Ow ow ow fuck fine! Equestria!”

“How did you get here? Here in my bedroom?”

“I don’t fucking know?!” She said with such conviction I couldn’t not believe her. There was a tense moment of silence. “Damn dude, this is your bedroom? This is a real shithole.”

“Fuck you.” I told her. There was more silence. “If I let you up, what will you do?”

“Shit on the floor, cry, vomit. I don’t quite know yet. Probably see where the fuck I am.” She said. Goddamn, she really didn’t run out of verbal spunk.

“I’m gonna let you up. I don’t want to actually have to subdue you, okay? Can you just be chill for a second while we try to figure this situation out?” I asked her.

More silence. The rage had subdued in her eyes. “Fine. I gotta piss anyways, can you take me outside?”

“I have a toilet?” I replied.

“The fuck?” She said. I released her. Contrary to what I believed her next action to be, she did not immediately attack me. She stood up, and just kinda moved around a little bit. I kneeled with my face in my hands.

“You know, a toilet?” I replied.

“What the hell is a toilet?”

((I want to continue this but I'm very tired. What do you guys think? I don't have any images to contribute so sorry about that

>>258923
>“What the hell is a toilet?”
What a TWIST!

>>258923
I was actaully about to mention my little Dashie in another thread. Weird. Are mind are probably connected.

It is probably great filly. I'm going to bed. Will read tomorrow.
>Lifts up my blanket and pats on the spot besides me.
Wanna sleep tight with me poner?

>>258923
You should continue it, faggot.

Not sure if this is new, but filly with Little League from this thread:

>>258949
And like a retard I forgot the thread.
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/34948034

>>258823
>Love Licking
So cute.

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>258920
I want to be the broken filly.

>>258928
G-ghey

>>258923
“You expect me to piss in that?” She said when I showed her the waste-take-awaying contraption.

“Yeah, everyone pisses in these.” I told her. “I can give you a demonstration.”

“No thank you,” she said.

“Ah, so she can be polite!” I remarked, my hands on my hips.

“I will fucking bite you.”

“And I’ll fucking launch you.” Silence seemed to be a theme. “You need any help?”

“No, I got this.” She said. She was a little taller than the rim of the bowl. It was funny watching her get herself up on top of it, the toilet rattling dangerously the entire time (landlord sucks). She eventually ended up with all four hooves at different corners of the lid, her body precariously perched above the hole. “How the hell am I supposed to pee?”

“Usually I just relax my muscles down there and piss starts coming out.”

She blushed, looked at me angrily. “Get out!” She shouted as she continued trying to figure out how to use the toilet. I put my hands up.

“Fine, but I’m gonna fucking cook and eat you if I find any piss on the floor.” I told her.

I stepped out, closing the door behind me. I listened for any activity, and mostly I heard the toilet rattle as she tried to figure out how to work it. I heard a plop, an ‘Aha!’ and then the sound of liquid poured into liquid in a bowl. I walked away after she had figured it out.

I was thinking about something — I read that goddamn story: I absolutely do not want to have a ‘My Little Anonfilly’ type story. I shuddered in horror at the thought of having to deal with this little doesn’t-know-what-a-toilet-is shit for 20 fucking years. If there were some way to bridge the gap between this universe and that one, I would have to do it by any means necessary. I preferred solitude, that and if she gets discovered, that's just gonna cause more chaos for me.

And potentially her. Speaking of which, she was knocking from the inside of the bathroom. “Anon?” She called out like a hungry cat. “Anooon! I can’t open this door.”

I opened the door for her and she trotted out. I briefly glanced inside the door, just to check and make sure there wasn’t a puddle of yellow sitting on the floor. I flushed the toilet for her because she apparently hadn’t figured that function out. When I did that, she gave me a really confused look, and persisted out of the bathroom and into my living room.

She just kinda sat on the floor, looking up at me. I just kinda stood there with my hands in my pockets, looking down at her. “So…” I started.

“I want to go home,” She said.

“And I want you to go home.” More silence. “Did you have a nice pee?”

“How do you plan to get me home?”

“Me? Plan to get you home? Honey, I have no idea how you even showed up here.” I told her, shaking my head.

“Well there’s gotta be some way, I can’t just be stranded here.” She said. The rage in her eyes was flickering away to a sad fear.

“I… I honestly think you might be. There’s no precedent for this in my world, only fiction about situations like these.” I said, “Now that I’m thinking of it, you’re fiction too. You’re an invention of the internet.”

“Hell no I’m not. I don’t even know what the internet is, don’t you shove that shit down upon me!” She stamped her hoof on the floor. “What the hell is that even supposed to mean?”

“It means I’ve heard of you before.” Oh god why did I keep talking. “You… people write about you, draw about you.”

“They do?” She asked. Sad fear went to just normal fear. Damn, I could see all of my emotions reflected back in those big, cute eyes. She really was me in filly form, wasn’t she.

“You’re like, a book character of sorts here…” I said.

“Show me!” She demanded, running towards my legs. She pounced again, landing on my right calf and wrapping her hooves around it. “Show me show me show me!”

“Fuck it fine!” I said as I tried to shake her off. “Get off of me!”

>>258984
>Inb4 she reads Lone15's green
>Or Killi's
Nice job.

Some more art of filly, Nyx and Dyx.

>>258984
Look on the bright side it's almost a sure fire way to get to Equestria. You're going to need to increase your persuasion skills to convince the poners that you could come to Equestia even though that plot point was there for the feels... if this anon wants to go to Equestria.
Oh and survive the ten to twenty years.
>tfw you give rise to a superior shit poster

>>258957
Do you guys ever think about what it would be like to be molested by Aunt Pinkie? I think about it. A lot.

>>259017
Is it really molestion if you're a consenting adult?
>tfw Ponk's mane has a dildo that nopony else can see so you ride her everywhere in Ponyville none the wiser of why you're breathing to heavy, and why you're so flushed.

>>259021
By the power of Ponytron, stop right now!
Lucky star gets a pass

>>259021
Isn't that what you wanted Anon?

>>259022
>>259023
No, you're both just furfags.

>>259023
>mischievous Twilight
Dear Princess Celestia
Today Twilight was using her magic to mess with an innocent anon, again.
Royal prompt action is required.

>>258958
I want filly to get excited and briefly lose control

Kind of disgusting. I didn't write it, but I figured some of you might get a kick out of it.
I sexually Identify as a little filly. Ever since I was a colt I dreamed of old stallions pumping me
full of semens inside my tight little cunny. People say to me that a pony being a little filly is
Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m cute and beautiful. I’m having a plastic
surgeon to install little filly ovaries, crotchtits and have old stallions semens pumped into my
little cunny. From now on I want you guys to call me a “little filly” and respect my right to have sex
with old stallions and drip semen from my cunny needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a
parthenophobic and need to check your gender privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>259031
Another one, god help me.
Bang bang! She fucked my ass.
Bang bang! She gave me gas.
Bang bang! I have the braps.
Bang bang! My Filly fucked my ass.

Bang bang! She fucked my mouth.
Bang bang! And kissed her way down south.
Bang bang! We both have quite a drouth.
Bang bang! My Filly fucked my mouth.

>>259031
>>259032
This writerfag is high and in heat.
Filly is not for sexual and she goes back with Twilight.

>>258984
She wasn’t all that heavy to be honest. She was a comfortable weight as she sat in my lap at the desk, my computer open. My desk was the sight of a battlefield between me and my depression, a museum of plastic wrappers from a week ago and drinks sitting out, half-finished. She poked one of the plastic wrappers.

“What is this?” She asked, poking at the material with her hoof.

“Oh, that used to have a candy bar in it.”

“No like, what is that stuff.”

“The stuff?” It took me a second. “That stuff is plastic. We, uhh,” Oh to live in a world where there was no plastic. Was Equestria really that idyllic and pure? “We use it for packaging. I don’t know exactly how its made or what its made of.”

“It gives me the creeps.” I felt her shudder on my lap and it was hard to resist the urge to pet the shivers out of her.

“I feel that.” I said as I typed in my password and got to digging for greens and artwork. I opened up /mlp/, MlPol.net, and typed Anonfilly into DuckDuckGo with the safesearch filter ON. I found a few greens and a few pieces of artwork for her.

“Does this thing use magic?” She asked. “What is this thing?”

“No, this is called a computer. It gives me access to the internet. What I’m showing you right now is a very, very small slice of the internet.” I said, “The internet is-”

“Shut for half a second.” She jolted up on my lap, putting her forehooves on the desk as she peered into the computer screen. Her hooves dug into my thighs and her head blocked my view of the screen. “Oh Shit!” She cried. I could hear her panick. “Thats me!” The duckduckgo screen was filled top to bottom with cute filly. “Thats me! What are these drawings of me doing in there!”

“I don’t know what to tell you.” She began to hyperventilate. I had obviously onset some sort of existential crisis. She began to shake. “Hey, hey man-”

“Fuck you!” She shouted. “What the hell is going on? Where the hell am I? Why am I here?” She was crying now.

Tears streaming down her little green cheeks. I closed the computer, wrapped my arms around her.

Goddamnit. This is not how Saturdays are supposed to go. I didn’t want to fucking do this, but I did it anyways. My fingers combed through her hair over and over again, massagin her scalp as she wept into my chest in terror, in sadness. The realization overtook her, that she was stranded on foreign, alien shores, with no idea how she got there. I was absolutely autistic for even telling her that she was even remotely a concept here in my world.

Look at her. She’s just a little girl. All that tough guy bravado is just to keep her safe, she probably had bad shit going on back home in Equestria. She immediately put on a brave face and was a fighter because she was scared, and you just further shattered her reality. Goddamn I’m an asshole.

I picked her up and took her to my bed and wrapped her in a blanket. I wasn’t going to move until she stopped crying, and I let my shirt become a mess of her snot and tears. “That’s okay, little filly. That’s okay, Anon is here.” It was ridiculous but she responded well to it.

I just wish I could make it up somehow...

How does he make it up to her, Anons?

Pee and filly.

>>259036
>be me
>be writefag
>haven't written anything in so long, pulling yourself out of a depressive slump
>warming up your writing muscles by posting Anonfilly stories on a slower chan
>want to get back to writefagging because you seem to have found a stride
>post the latest installment which asks the readers for suggestions on what happens next in the story

>refresh
>refresh
>refresh

>see this fucking post

god fucking damnit /mlpol/

>>259037
Easy poner, peefags are feature, not a bug.

>>259036
Wew

>>259033
I want a momfu to carry me by the scruff of my neck

>>259035
Peetzer. Get this horse some peetzer. Veggie only, don't be a total fuck.

>>259035
Obviously food. Possibly accidentally introducing to the wonders of meat. Or possibly not, if that pink thing in AJ's sandwich that one time was meat.

>>259042
I only hope yall keep the devil fruit hidden to prevent purpul crim- "accidents" if this goes...
It will be kept hidden, right?

>>259050
A growing filly needs her fruits and veggies.

>>259037
Take it from a fag who used to write cyoa green here, people are seemingly pretty burned out on interactive greens. I know the feeling of not having Anons be as excited about what you're writing as you are though, just stick with it and the (You)s will come.
>>259035
Food is a good idea, maybe go somewhere and pick up a smoothie. (Not a good idea to turn on your own blender if you have one, lol.) She's not too keen on all of the human aspects of earth, but if you show her how something humans have invented that doesn't run off of magic can taste really fucking nice, maybe she'll warm up a bit.

>>259035
Kek.
>>259037
Rub her belly, then read her a good night story called 'Anonfilly but its My Little Dashie' if that fails those and the spin offs might give her a glimmer of hope.
When all else fails never forget the tried and true method.
>rape
If you aren't going to Equestria might as well dress her up like your waifu so you get something out of it for the 20 years she'll be stuck with you.

"Hey Anon, wanna see how far I can fit this cucumber down my throat?"
>A few seconds ago you were enjoying your cucumber and cream cheese sandwich, but now you look down at it, your appetite lost.
"God League, why would you do such a thing?"
>True to her word, the suppression of her gag reflex is impressive.
>It's all the way down there all right, Jesus.
>...
"Twilight, I need you to turn me into a little filly."
>"What? Why?"
"This filly keeps doing lewd things near me. I'm afraid I'll end up in jail if I don't neutralize her potential soon."
>"You know I won't be able to revert you to your human form, don't you?"
"Yeah yeah, don't care. Better than Tyrone's cock, hurry it up!"
>She rolls her eyes and zaps you with magic.
>...
>You sniffle, that's about all you can do.
>You're not developed enough yet to walk, talk or really do anything.
>Twilight seems to be enjoying herself though, there's a bit of gloating in it all but you know she's always wanted a filly.
>Sucks to be you though.
>At least you got rid of that filly though.
>As you're about to fall asleep one night, you hear a window smashing.
>You try to cry, but your mouth is met with the soft frog of a hoof.
>"It might be a few years, but I swing both ways Anon!"
>She leaps out of the window, yelling out a mock expletive.
>In the morning, Twilight blames the window on the storm.
>You're fucked, literally.

>>259125
Oof, that is the power of not thinking through what you really really want. To obtain the monkey's paw wish. From a story perspective it's nice short green. >You're fucked, literally. Feels slightly off in this context.
>>259126
Can confirm being human is pretty cool. Very nice drawing. edit "Well I could reach things on (the) top shelf. I didn't even notice that except when looking over it a few more times.

>>259033
*back into Twilight
ftfy

>>259153
>*back into Twilight
That's the right thing to do.
Let's face it, Filly is an unruly loose cannon and vulnerable when not supervised by her momfu.

I have drawn filly!

>>259157
A hipster filly.

>>259157
Good thing that filly doesn't need REAR GUARD anymore.

>>259157
Is that... beanie?

>>259161
Hello! You're back.

Serious question fillies: What do abt KYS filly? The general feeling is that its low-effort, no content posting, but KYS filly is also part of filly culture so I could see just ignoring him. Thoughts?

>>259164
Is he an anon, or just a bot?

>>259166
Reasonably sure its an anon

>>259164
>but KYS filly is also part of filly culture
Okay with that, but at some point it crosses the line to become obstructive and annoying.

>>259171
Kill yourself pedophile.

>>259172
Kill yourself pedophile.

>>259161
Kill yourself pedophile.

After killing KYS this thread will need some cleaning, I believe.

>>259170
>>259164
Yeah... at this point I say nuke the fucker. When he was just replying once of each post it was fine, but his is just annoying.

>>259177
Give tendies, fluttermom

>>259183
Kill yourself pedophile.

>>259177
I will say I did post once for the memes to see how it felt...
I'm not sure if this fully describes the experience.

>>259185
>I'm not sure if this fully describes the experience.
Very close.

KYS filly is a cute! Though she can get too chatty sometimes.

>>259187
Fuck off

>>259187
>she can get too chatty sometimes
This.

>>259164
Have you considered taking action against the pedophiles in your midst?

>>259193
A beauty. The eyes need a retouch.

>>259191
I would love to see you validate that loaded question

>>259191
Wrong board faggot.
There are only ponies here.

>>259191
Have you considered killing yourself?

Some Barbie fillies from the League thread:
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/34948034

>>259199
>second pic
I found it troublesome, there are plenty of symbols used by satanists.
The all seeing eye, a black doll, a rat, a face decorating the chest and others are worrisome.

>>259199
Looks fine.
>>259203
Poor Killroy having to be so close to a electric dildo without actually being on the dildo.

>Redish grey foal around the streets of Ponyville.
>Not someone who lives here.
>"I'm looking for my ball. Anypony seen my pink bouncy ball?"
>Looking at my fellow Anons both human and pony our decision is set.
>Totally not creeping on a poor defenseless foal.
>Getting into the cardboard police car I head out.
"Weee-wooo! Weeee-wooo! Looks like someone is wearing a frowny face in my part of town."
>"Are you a guard?"

>Be Sizzle
>Some strange filly in a uniform is running towards me in a colored box.
>"Looks like someone is wearing a frowny face in my part of town."
"Are you a guard?"
>"Something like that. I'm Officer Filly, Anon Filly."
>Oh! That's why everypony moved out of her way.
"Please Officer I lost my ball you have to help me find it. I have to go back to Hoofington soon."
>"Calm down, calm down. I'm going to report it to my station."
>She takes two cans with a string and chucks one cup into the nearby allyway.
>"Bzzrt-bzzrt this is four niner niner on the pelican's beak over looking the sunrise over."
>"Copy that. You are cleared to go."
"But it's not a sunset yet."
>She looks over at me, and motions me to sit in her box.
>A whisper
>"it's super special code speak only police ponies know."
"Oh."
"What's it mean then?"
>"A foal lost an item, the other part says what kind of item."
"Ohhh."
"Now what?"
>"Coming in hot we've got super villians at the apple stand."
>"Oh no. Hey want to be a hero kid?"
"A hero?"
>"A hero. You make the police sound, and we'll both move to the apple stand."
>Was it what she was saying earlier?
"Uhhmm we? Woo?"
>"That's good, but we need it a bit louder if we want to make sure not to hit any pony."
"Weee? Wooo?"
>"Better."
>She tosses her side of the can to the allyway so both side can be together.
>And we start to move.
>It's tough, but after a half a dozen crashes, and twisting we are on our way.
"Weee!"
>"Wooo!"
>We made it to the apple stand.
>There is one creepy green minotaur thing, and a red filly.
>The pony behind the counter stops reading her magazine.
>"Aw shucks."
>She opens her magazine again.
>"Help. Er. Help, help, help. I've been ummm held hostage by erm.
>She looks like she's in trouble eyes looking eveeywhere.
>One of the bad ponies points to name tags that says 'Real Villain' they both wear.
>"Right, by Real Villians."
>The red filly with the cape covering her cutie mark speaks.
>"That's right you heroic heros! Applejack is held hostage by us Real Villains!"
>The tall thing just shakes weirdly.
>"Okay deputy I have a super important task for you. I want you to head over to Applejack with this police car box, and rescue her."
"But how?"
>"All you have to do is have Applejack join you in this cardboard vehicle, and head to the end of the street. I'll keep those villains occupied."
"Well... okay..."
>She jumps out.
>The box feels really empty without her...
>I don't know if the mare can even fit in here.
>Picking the box with my mouth I valiantly scootch over to her.
"I'm here to save you ma'am."
>"Thank yah sugarcube."
>Having the mare fit in this tiny car is a struggle of it's own.
"Oh umm... no problem, wee woo."
>We only crashed seve-
>eight times.
>The sun overhead moves to noon.
>Lunch with my father, and I haven't even found my ball.
>I...
>Looking at the uncomfortable mare.
>She beams at me.
>I'm a hero to somepony.
>Reaching the end of the street I hear Officer Filly.
>"You did an amazing job, the swerves were a bit excessive, but some of those avoided their evil blasts."
>Applejack opens her mouth and closes it.
>Probably not aware how close to danger we both were in.
>"Hey what's that in the car's cup holder?"
"Cup holder?"
>I don't remember there being a cup holder.
"Oh."
>So there is a cup holder in here...
>Wait...
"OH! It's my ball! Thank you!"
>"Not exactly sure how it got in there, but I'm glad you found it little hero."
"Oh I'm going yo have to go tell my dad everything that happened over lunch!"
>Hugging the Officer gruffles a little bit, and the mare because she looks uncomfortable.
"Bye!"
>"Bye!"
>"Well sugarcube yall stay safe, and have fun."

>Be Applejack
"So where was it hun?"
>"In a bush by Twilight Sparkle."
"Hunh."
>"Speaking of lunch..."
"Yall are invited to Sweet Apple Acres anytime."
>Ah little tease shouldn't hurt.
"My little heros."
>"I'll show you little."
"Yah show me that everynight Anonymous."
>"Noooo my poor innocent mind of my two caretakers... ruined forever!"

>Be Anon, the filly.
>Much more different than Anon the human, your dad.
>You're currently watching a sweaty Applejack carry around a big heavy barrel.
>Dad said having thoughts about other ponies is totally normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
>But as you look at the large flank mare you can't help but feel wrong.
>"Oh, howdy Anon!" You nearly jump out of your coat hearing a voice talk to you. "Woah there, calm down sugarcube, didn't mean to scare ya'."
>Your ears flop back in shame.
"O-Oh, hey there Applejack, nice day today huh?"
>Her eyes narrow.
>Dad said mares can smell fear, and this one certainly can!
>"Ya' don't look like yer here to talk about the day Anon..." She says lowering her head to your level, you can feel the sweat on your head as she does. "Yer after something aren't ya'?"
>You cower back.
>"Ya' want some cider early!" She says with a happy smile.
"Y-Yeah! Can't hide nothing from you Applejack!"
>She chuckles.
>"That's right. I suppose I could give you a mug, so long as ya' help me with these barrels."
>Take the easy out.
"Alright, how should I?"
>"Just get your head under the barrel's rear and I'll get the front."
>You do as she says and soon you're in heaven.
>You're face with the finest flank in Ponyville.
>Your knees go weak as she flicks her tail giving you a flash of what's hiding behind.
>"Woah, there 'non, don't go weak on me early, still got five more barrels!"
>Five. More. Barrels."
>Five torturous barrels.
>You flop onto the ground as the fifth is put to the stack.
>A mug of cider is put infront of you.
>"There ya' go 'non, a reward for some hard work." She says with a happy smile. "Let me know if you want some more, could always use the help."
"Mhmm...."
>You groan.
>She just chuckles and starts to trot away.
>"Oh, and 'non?"
"Yeah?"
>You say flopping your head towards her.
>"Mares like a honest pony, next time, just tell them what you think." She says giving you a wink.
>She wasn't looking at you...
>You think you're gonna die.

>>259203
"Kilroy was here" is a classic meme
Same with the magic 8-ball, artist is probably a 30-year-old boomer
The doll is a golliwog and is an old-time "racist" doll
"Happiness is mandatory" because Anonfilly is an edgelord and believes that's how life is in Ponyville
Can't explain the rat or the face.

>>259207
Have this (You) like father like daughter. The apple really didn't fall from the tree. (Various puns)
I really like it alot.

>>259212
>...even Littlepip...
Meant to say "...even ""Pipsqueak..."""
Although Littlepip is also a marelet so i guess it still fits

>>259208
The face looks like Mr. Yuk, an old sticker to mark poisonous stuff you keep under the sink so kids don't drink any. And the happiness is mandatory and eye is Friend Computer from Paranoia.
I don't kite about the rat.

>>256579 →
Hey, sorry for not delivering sooner. I tried drawing tonight and nothing was turning out right. Hold me to these two, I hope to have them done by the end of the weekend. Look forward to more shitty fucking fillies...
>>256580 →
>>256591 → Gonna be a bit vanilla, sorry to disappoint.

>>259217
It's no problem m8, I'm sure we're all just glad that you're still around!

>>259219
What happen to that poor filly?

>>259153
>>259154
Exactly.
It has its downsides though...

>>259227
>filly in the womb
Damn, that's filly golden dream.

>>259228
Technically speaking, its only a golden dream if Twilight engages in poor hygiene and fluid leaks from one orifice onto/into another. I'm probably overthinking it

>>259229
I think that's an unborn anon pony.

>>259229
That's not really how female anatomy works... Getting urine so far up your vagina that it passes through your cervix, gets into the uterus and then penetrates the placenta would be quite the undertaking.

>>259227
I bet even Purple's womb has a fully stocked library with every book a developing fetus would need.

>>259235
Impressive work, Harvey!
>>259237
I dunno, would you like it more if they weren't >ayyy's?

>>259238
>that pic
Yeah nah. At least two of the are canonically gay.

>>259242
The most cute and tender baby.

>>259206
a bit confusing but still cute

>>259238
Please don't encourage him to draw humans too hard, faggot seems ready to jump at the opportunity to draw a bunch of barbies.

>>259241

There is no such canon.

Was rereading portions of the Anarchist's cookbook last night in preparation for a few projects. Came up with an idea I think is kind of neat if someone wants to take a crack at it, I probably won't myself as I'm busy with other things at the moment.
>40 or so year old man gets killed somehow
>Goes to Equestria, has no fucking idea where he ended up
>Also he's a little green filly
>Gets pissed, fucks with Twilight a bit maybe because he blames her for his predicament
>Figures out that Equestria has just entered the age of the telephone and personal computer, remembers the days he spent in his teens phreaking and hacking
>Decides to take up his old arts once more as a sort of petty revenge
>Very few ponies understand network security, filly is having fun
>Eventually bites off much more than she can chew (underground foal trafficking network, Equestrian government secrets, something big.)
Just spitballing, if you find it interesting feel free to try your hand at it.

>>259261
So basically
>time traveling hackerman
I like this.

>>259263
Basically that, yeah. Glad you like it frend. Any interest in writing it?

>>259261
>>259263
Did someone say...
Hackerman?
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU

Would this be about movie style hacking or real meatspace hacking?
Oh! What about a real hacker in the pony world suddenly finding out movie style hacking works there, but nobody knows about real world methods at all.

>>258164 →

Trust Once Lost: Chapter 12

>Highly Illogical

“You remember your parents?”

“Well, they’re not my parents.” I explained, “They’re not ponies, and they’re not in Equestria.”

They were the human me’s parents, the pony me had no parents since I’d been brought into the world fully formed. Well, almost fully. The much taller fully-grown ponies gathered in the room looked at me expectantly, and I felt very small.

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“That’s all right Green,” Dayglow noticed my discomfort and wrapped a wing around me, “You’re being very brave, you can tell us about that when you’re ready. You don’t have to talk about it in front of everypony.”

>>259269
Having fur sucks. It turns out, not all of my vomit was on Applejack - I got some of it on myself, and it couldn’t just be wiped off. While I did have magic now, it still wasn’t up to the delicate task of cleaning myself. Soothing Melody - my trainee nurse minder - was tasked with giving me a shower.

I was worried that Melody would be cross with me for giving her more work, but she actually seemed to be enjoying herself. I got the sense that she was treating me like one of her dolls; she put so much care into style my mane and tail - all without standing me in front of the mirror or asking what I’d like. I can’t really blame her for treating me like a doll when that’s how I was acting.

Melody helping me in the bathroom was uncomfortable. She was a female, close enough to my age as a human, and she didn’t have the sense of professional detachment that Redheart displayed. I knew, intellectually, that the looks she was giving me were just because I was a cute little filly that she got to play with, but my human mind was interpreting them in a very different, very creepy way. That type of female attention had always been frightening to me.

I guess I should explain. In my life as a human, I had good people skills... professionally. Personal relationships, however, ranged from exhausting to terrifying. I like things to be predictable, I enjoyed the fact that shifts had routines and a procedure manual that I could study so I would know exactly what to do at all times. People are unpredictable, but at work, there were very clear boundaries and expectations and, most importantly, I didn’t have to trust them. I always had it in the back of my mind that they could suddenly snap, spit in my face and cuss me out, make false complaints about me, or try to stab me with a pen; So, when they did, I wasn’t angry with them. Their irrationality was just another symptom that had to be managed. Most often this type of behavior was the result of dementia or mental illness; For the rest, while being a complete dickhead isn’t technically a mental illness, it might as well be.

I can’t turn it off. I don’t have another way to interact with people. Some of my earliest memories are helping my mother with her mental illness, I couldn’t blame her for being irrational; and caring for my baby brother, who was as irrational and impulsive as you would expect from a six-year-old. My dad really tried, but he never managed to understand how to deal with anxiety and panic attacks. I didn’t blame him for trying to be assertive and snap Mum out of having a panic attack by telling her forcefully that she was being irrational and spouting nonsense. He honestly thought that would help.

If you know anything at all about anxiety, you can probably imagine how well that went. For anyone left wondering, not well. It’s possibly the most counter-productive thing you could do short of actual violence. I didn’t have the words to explain it to him at the time, and to this day he doesn’t really understand, though he has at least stopped attempting it.

I know my family better than I know anyone else in the world, I love them, I would do anything for them - but I don’t trust them. I’ve never really trusted anyone.

They’re not even my family though, are they? Am I a terrible person if that’s a relief to me? If it feels like a burden lifted? It’s not like I was abandoning them. The original was still there, and, by virtue of us being essentially the same person, he was actually, for the first time ever, someone I could trust to see things my way. Too bad we’d never meet.

Not trusting anyone, being afraid of new social situations, being afraid of people being irrational... can you see where this is going? I was terrified of having a girlfriend. That didn’t stop me from having one. A girl asked me out. I wanted to say no, but I was too afraid to turn her down in case she and her friends retaliated against me. So I said yes. We dated for three months and the furthest we went was a kiss on the lips, which only happened because my Dad told me I should do it because it was cruel to string her along.

I felt nothing but fear; she was ecstatic and literally skipped back to her father’s waiting car. She broke up with me a couple of weeks later, said she would hate me forever and threatened to have her dad beat me up.

It was cruel of me to lead her on, but being honest and telling her I never felt anything for her seemed even crueler, so instead I pretended to be sad about it.

>>259270
Since then I’ve made sure to be clear about rebuffing romantic or sexual advances towards me. Most of my colleagues have taken the hint and assume I’m gay. While this would be a handy excuse for why I’m terrified of female sexual interest, I don’t actually like men in that way either. It terrifies me because I have no idea how to respond. From my experience, rebuffing these types of advances is something that makes people completely irrational, and reciprocating is equally bad, if it’s not done correctly.

I knew, with reasonable certainty that Melody wasn’t going to try anything weird, so I just sucked it up and stood there with a blank expression, complying with her requests to raise each hoof, stand, or sit.

She was efficient with her work, and despite taking time to style my mane and tail we were finished up within ten minutes. Most of what she’d done for me had been accomplished with magic, so it was a shock when she touched my hind quarters with a hoof to direct me out of the bathroom. With the thoughts going through my head at the time, I about jumped out of my skin.

I squeaked and wrapped my tail around where she had touched. An involuntary shudder ran through my body, interrupting my breathing exercise. I took a new breath and controlled the exhalation over four seconds, waited another four seconds, then returned to breathing normally.

“I’m so sorry,” I apologized, my face flushed red with embarrassment, “I wasn’t paying attention and you startled me.”

Melody didn’t answer immediately, and when I gained the courage to face her, I could see why. She had recoiled away from me, holding the hoof she had used to touch me tight against her chest. Her coat was somehow three shades lighter, her pupils were pinpricks, and I wasn’t entirely sure she was breathing.

“Are you okay?” I asked with concern.

“I-I’m going to get the nurse.” She mumbled before beating a hasty retreat out into the hallway.

Looking at the bed I noted that it was raised up too high for me to safely climb into it without help; I just lay on the floor and waited for my caretakers to return. My broken leg was throbbing again, but I couldn’t tell them about it; I needed a clear head to deal with whatever nonsense I was wrapped up in now.

Why does this keep happening to me?

>>259271
nice

>>259271
moar

>>259235
Little League's mouth looks kinda strange.

>>259268
>Be Anon
>Due to an accident minutes after arriving in Equestria, you are now a filly
>There were no witnesses to the accident, so no one really believed you were an alien in a horses body
>Despite that, you were enough of an oddity that the local Princess, Twilight Sparkle, took an interest in you, eventually acting as an adoptive mother
>You appear to be far too young to be out of school, so you're forced to go most days -- can't be setting a bad example
>Of course, you aren't paying any attention most of the time you're in the classroom, so you're setting a bad example anyway
>Back on Earth, you enjoyed spending time on public Capture the Flag games
>You download or remotely access an operating system specifically designed with certain vulnerabilities in mind, then work within the system to find the password (flag) to give you access to another part of the system where another flag is accessible
>Twilight recently installed some new hardware at home, powerful enough to run a somewhat familiar operating system to work with
>You're probably not going to see a personal computer in every home anytime soon, but it's a start
>So you've been occupying your classtime designing a CTF scenario to hopefully release to the public when PCs become ubiquitous
>Since ponies haven't really messed with computer security much yet, you didn't want to make anything too difficult to figure out at the beginning
>Poorly hidden password.txt files, programs with developer backdoors and accessible source code, encrypted passwords with the decryption program sitting in the open, a program requiring an easily brute-forcible password, hidden information visible when running the program in a debugger, leading to simple buffer overflow with an accompanying text file detailing the structure of the program's memory
>After a few weeks of designing and creating your game, you think it's finally finished
>Still, it's possible that you missed some odd quirks in the system, so getting somepony else to test it seems like a good idea
"Mom, can you come down here and test a game I made!?"
>Twilight arrives in the computer room pretty quickly. "Sure Anon, how does it work?"
"You start on a very limited user, with access to a few files and a program, then use the program and whatever information you can gather to get the password to the next user with more privileges and a different program. You win when you uncover the last password."
>You get up and gesture to the terminal
>"Ok, I think I can do that."
>Honestly, you're a little concerned about the first level
>The level starts you in a filesystem location containing the program file and a password.txt file, and nothing else
>You open the password.txt file, copy the gibberish contained in it, start the program, paste the gibberish, and the program spits out the password for the next user
>The entire game is meant to be simple, but the first level sets the tone for the rest of the game, so starting with something that easy might leave a bad impression
>Twilight sits down and opens the program
>The terminal reads "Enter password: "
>Twilight frowns at the screen, then begins typing furiously
"... What are you doing?"
>"Sh, I think I'm nearly past the firewall."
"What firewall!? We don't have a firewall! We aren't even connected to any external network! Our system is completely isolated! There is literally no point in having a firewall!"
>Twilight's scowl deepens appearing to concentrate very hard on the complete nonsense she is mashing into the computer
>"I think the computer's security system has caught me, need to work fast before I get kicked off!"
"What security system!?"
>The normally black background on the terminal turns red, and you don't recognize any of the text on the screen
"What did you do!?"
>"I think I've nearly got the antivirus disabled."
>The terminal background suddenly goes green, and the text is replaced by different nonsense
"What antivirus? I didn't even know that antiviruses had been developed yet!"
>Twilight continues concentrating on her keyboard mashing for a few more moments, then visibly relaxes
>"I got it."
>There, at the top of the screen, is the password to the second level
"That's not how this works! That's not how any of this is supposed to work!"
>"If that's not how it was supposed to be done, you may want to patch out that vulnerability."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>You don't think that you'll be using the computer for a while.

>>259278
Twilight has had training in the mirror world.

>>259281
Pfft amateurs

>>259278
Kek, fucking wizard horses.
>>259268
I still think a meatspace hacking scenario would be interesting, movie hacking is good for some fun gags but I think irl has more potential for a longer-form story.

>>259278
That's fucking perfect.
>>259284
Yeah, it would the meme hacking can only go on for so long.
Then in an unexpected twist magic pony hacker Twilight, PurpleSmort, Sparkle completes the meme hack only to find out she failed. Having to do it the meatspace way.

>>259300
She's a decent filly.

A few updates on the anonfilly contest:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/887045/anonfilly-contest-update-1-and-precision-on-voting-process
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/887045/anonfilly-contest-update-1-and-precision-on-voting-process
And the link to the original page with the rules if you're interested:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213721/pony-transformation-general/thread/427028/anon-filly-contest

>>259315
>arguing fillies
QT.

>>259310
Futa does not belong here you nigger. Go back to /d/.

>>259324
You mean the cute fucking mommy issues oc of today's shit or the old cute vulgar "give humanity and dick back" oc?

>>259329
I'm saying that I miss when filly's main defining aspect wasn't just "cute." Of course she'll always be cute, yeah, but I've always found the dynamics that you get with an adult human mind in a foal's body to be the best part of any green or drawing. Knowledge that one isn't supposed to have, darkly malicious actions being easily disguisable as childish misunderstandings, that's the kind of shit I read and write filly green for; and I feel like all of the contest's advertising doesn't reflect that well, along with its restrictions to a teen rating. I'm not saying that you can't write a good story without sex and gore, but I do think that they're going about it in the wrong way, and that the kind of people they'll attract with the current model will fail to write stories that succeed beyond making you go 'daww, her snoot has been booped.'

>>259329
Oh right, didn't really answer your question. Filly is far better when she's at least a little bit unwilling.

>>259340
That filly has a nice willy

>>259340
>Implying you're not a canon-wrecking coomer
Nice try derpinigger, go back to your shithole of a site.

>>259342
>implying implicative implications
I shiggy diggy

>>259338
>the kind of people they'll attract with the current model
>Implying we didn't have those people way before the article on Seth's Site For Autistic Niggers
Filly has been hijacked by normies and there's little we can do about it, they outnumber us.

>>259345
WE HAVE TO TURN HER INTO A HATE SYMBOL

>>259324
>>259338
>>259345
Isn't the contest being run by PTFG?

>>259344
Not the same guy, but I can fucking smell it whenever you open your mouth and half of the time you're recycling the exact same post. You should really stop embarassing yourself.

>>259347
Oh yeah, tranny central. That would explain a few things...

>>259348
I have a hunch about who you are, and if I'm right you should really stop being so obsessed.

Smoll horn filly!

>>259353
I want to be the little filly

>>259350
what the hell are you talking about? does somebody else also think you're a pretty big fag?

>>259318
>>259340
>>259342
>>259344
>>259348
>>259350
>>259359
I think all of you should shut the fuck up before you derail this thread

>>259362
Nigger.

>>259362
B-but I was the filly first.

>>259364
Sure you were, qt.

happy valentines day fillies

>>259381
d-delet this!

>>259381
>yet I feel more lonely than I've ever been
I don't think you'll understand now, filly, but some day you will.
Beware what you wish, because it will haunt you for ever. Many colts already found companion to discover is a trap and torture.
Believe it or not, your loneliness is your strength and safe state. Nobody understand you better than yourself.

>>259382
Easy poner, that anon is filling sad but soon he will recover. His problem is that his hormones are raging, but it will pass.

>>259384
>filling
feeling

>>259381
JUST
Happy hearts and hooves anon

>>259386
I'm not going out. I'm beating off and returning to bed. Has nothing to do with Valentine's day.

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day everyponer! Happy Valentine's Day!
For those that have free time today,and need something to do how about a conntentfag challenge.
It's about (drum roll please)
Someone/Somepony you admire.
Or
A day with you Waifu.
Or
Someone/Somepony checking you out.
Or
Peetzer horse Cant dance.
Or
Disregard those options for something you want to do.

Remember to love yourself it's important.
For all couples that happen to see this you are invited too. Have a great time together whoever you are!
With love ~♡
, OccultFacade

P.S.
Ughh too touchy feely, but seriously love yourself.

>>259414
>spoiler
Yeah, but I'll pull at the dirtied bruised underlining truth the thing bastardized.
>Last sentence
Poners are good too, because sometimes you need a little help from your friens.
>>259416
Very nice. Beautiful.
Wonder what Ponks perspective looks like I'm sure it's great.

>>259418
Then only one solution more poners!

>>259419
You're free to try. I'm going to bed.

>>259402
My Valentines Day gift to you, an attempt at the momentary transformation of sadness. God I'm so alone...
>When we were young the future was so bright. (Woah-oh)
>The old neighborhood was so alive. (Woah-oh)
>And every foal on the whole damn street. (Woah-oh)
>Was gonna make it big and not be beat.
>Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn. (Woah-oh)
>The fillies are grown up but their lives are worn. (Woah-oh)
>How can one little street.
>Swallow so many lives.
>Chances thrown.
>No more rees.
>Longing for what used to be.
>Still it's hard.
>Hard to see.
>Fragile lives, shattered dreams.
>Nonny had a chance, well she really did. (Woah-oh)
>Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids. (Woah-oh)
>Hornet still lives at home cause she's got no job. (Woah-oh)
>She just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
>Non committed suicide. (Woah-oh)
>Clover OD'd and died. (Woah-oh)
>What the hell is going on.
>The cruelest dream, reality.
>Chances thrown.
>No more rees.
>Longing for what used to be.
>Still it's hard.
>Hard to see.
>Fragile lives, shattered dreams.
>Chances thrown.
>No more rees.
>Longing for what used to be.
>Still it's hard.
>Hard to see.
>Fragile lives, shattered dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1DOcke51iM

>>259421
Happy hearts n hooves day, faggot

>>259421
I love it no homo.
>>259422
You too poner.

>>259416
I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing Pinkie Pie secretly lust for Anonfilly.
Do you think it'd be like that even after she gets married?
>Cheese Sandwich starts to wonder why Pinkie keeps caring so much about that one green filly

>>259424
>implying Cheese wouldn't be giving that filly the same looks as pedoPonk
The two are basically the same pony after all

>>259426
O-oh my... t-that's really well drawn it's great!

>>259428
>"Dear?"
>An empty bottle is almost thrown.
"I- everything I've worked for is just gone."
>Newspapers cover the royal couple's bedroom hooftacks and red string connecting some togther.
>Human saves Twilight
>Mysterious adoption processes by our newfound princess
>Youngest Royal Guard Recruit with perfect marks...
>Youngest PT officer on impossible mission, command is 'baffled' at her success
>Youngest to alcoholic stains the title making it illegible.
>"Honey come to bed I have something to tell you on Hearts and Hooves day".
>Shifting some of the news paper off the bed I ingeniously flop on the bed.
"Rghht mrrrw."

>Be 'Almost' Captain Anonfilly
>Apparently there is a ceremony for being a captain.
>Especially one that fulfills whatever those requirements are.
>Every cocksucker here won't say shit.
>Standing outside of the guest room for the Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire.
>Ready as I'll ever be for this surprise test.
>Just remember don't squee.
>I'm better than that now.
>It's really Shining Armour!
"Can I-"
>He's frowning at me.
>Keep it together for best pone.
"Prince Shining Armour Sir! It's an honor to be here! Sir!"
>"Come in I will brief you on what this is about."
"Sir! My condolences for interrupting your time together!"
>The guards seem even more smug now.
>Hmmm.
>"It's part of the briefing."
>The room looks like a mess...
>What kind of animal can go toe to toe with the Princess of Love?
>"At ease. I've selected you out of all the captains for a verry~ special mission."
"Yes whatever it is ma'am."
>"It's one you can refuse if you don't want to go through it. It may be... distasteful in some circumstances, or you might salivate at the idea."
>What did I get myself into?
"Sir?"
>He breathes calming down for what I think might be bad news.
>He softly smiles.
>"Call me Shining if you accept the mission well... other code names will be supplied. Oh! Don't forget you are supposed to be at ease."
"Ah- I alright."
>He slides a Manila folder across the glass cover table.
>That's a sick slide.
>It's pictures of me in the shower...
>In the bath...
>Blackmail?
>I meet his eyes.
"What?"
>"Read the file."
>Lines devored, meanings uncovered.
"Holy fuck."
>"Only if you accept."
>With the best ponies...
"YES! Fuck my brains out already you faggets!"

>Be Princess Cadence[/c]
"How does she feel around you."
>"So tight! Like the record breaker she was, but I'll show her why I was the Captain of the Royal Guards."
>Miss Filly has a smile with her tongue sticking out.
>All as perfectly princessly planned.
"Isn't this so nice."
>"Yssss!"
>"She's cumming again our little bed warmer."
>Captain Filly will fit in our lives so nicely.
>I'll pop the question after dinner.
"I'll suppose I'll join in now."
"Have a taste of this."

>Be Shining Armour
"Honey! This is the best idea you've had yet!"
"Yeah what I said."
>Alicorn, and Cutie Mark magic sure is something.
>"Keep rutting us harder!"
>Me, and myself feeling both of us wrapped by loving needy flesh.
>Mewling mares trying to hilt my sword.
>Protective spells vibrating and changing temperature, all the little tricks I've built up by being around wifey.
>To break the little pain in the flank.
>Now I'm the pain in her's.
>She's twitching her divine folds, and Green is doing her best to clamp tighter.
"Three thrusts!"
>Thrusting back to the forbidden entrance.
>Wife casts the spell on my cock sleeve.
>Completely pulling out, as a corkgun sounds are made.
>Plunging past the cervix hitting the wall.
>"OOOOOH!"
>Pulling back out, reaiming for the lower holes.
>Thrust!
"I'm cum-"
>"-mmi-"
>"-ing!~♡~
>We collapse exhausted as our whole day of intercourse closes.
>"So good."
>I've still got it.

>Be Anonfilly
"So you're saying I get to marry you both, and have mind blowing sex almost every day. All I have to do is..."
>"Service Caddy while I pound you using magic so nopony would be able to tell."
>"If you make me shudder during the speech I'll think of sone extra reward on the honeymoon."
"I have say yes, this is amazing!"
>"What's the magic words?"
"Yes daddy?"
>"Close enough."
>Already at full mast again.

>>259431
>>259428
>"Dear?"
>An empty bottle is almost thrown.
"I- everything I've worked for is just gone."
>Newspapers cover the royal couple's bedroom hooftacks and red string connecting some togther.
>Human saves Twilight
>Mysterious adoption processes by our newfound princess
>Youngest Royal Guard Recruit with perfect marks...
>Youngest PT officer on impossible mission, command is 'baffled' at her success
>Youngest to alcoholic stains the title making it illegible.
>"Honey come to bed I have something to tell you on Hearts and Hooves day".
>Shifting some of the news paper off the bed I ingeniously flop on the bed.
"Rghht mrrrw."

>Be 'Almost' Captain Anonfilly
>Apparently there is a ceremony for being a captain.
>Especially one that fulfills whatever those requirements are.
>Every cocksucker here won't say shit.
>Standing outside of the guest room for the Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire.
>Ready as I'll ever be for this surprise test.
>Just remember don't squee.
>I'm better than that now.
>It's really Shining Armour!
"Can I-"
>He's frowning at me.
>Keep it together for best pone.
"Prince Shining Armour Sir! It's an honor to be here! Sir!"
>"Come in I will brief you on what this is about."
"Sir! My condolences for interrupting your time together!"
>The guards seem even more smug now.
>Hmmm.
>"It's part of the briefing."
>The room looks like a mess...
>What kind of animal can go toe to toe with the Princess of Love?
>"At ease. I've selected you out of all the captains for a verry~ special mission."
"Yes whatever it is ma'am."
>"It's one you can refuse if you don't want to go through it. It may be... distasteful in some circumstances, or you might salivate at the idea."
>What did I get myself into?
"Sir?"
>He breathes calming down for what I think might be bad news.
>He softly smiles.
>"Call me Shining if you accept the mission well... other code names will be supplied. Oh! Don't forget you are supposed to be at ease."
"Ah- I alright."
>He slides a Manila folder across the glass cover table.
>That's a sick slide.
>It's pictures of me in the shower...
>In the bath...
>Blackmail?
>I meet his eyes.
"What?"
>"Read the file."
>Lines devored, meanings uncovered.
"Holy fuck."
>"Only if you accept."
>With the best ponies...
"YES! Fuck my brains out already you faggets!"

>Be Princess Cadence
"How does she feel around you."
>"So tight! Like the record breaker she was, but I'll show her why I was the Captain of the Royal Guards."
>Miss Filly has a smile with her tongue sticking out.
>All as perfectly princessly planned.
"Isn't this so nice."
>"Yssss!"
>"She's cumming again our little bed warmer."
>Captain Filly will fit in our lives so nicely.
>I'll pop the question after dinner.
"I'll suppose I'll join in now."
"Have a taste of this."

>Be Shining Armour
"Honey! This is the best idea you've had yet!"
"Yeah what I said."
>Alicorn, and Cutie Mark magic sure is something.
>"Keep rutting us harder!"
>Me, and myself feeling both of us wrapped by loving needy flesh.
>Mewling mares trying to hilt my sword.
>Protective spells vibrating and changing temperature, all the little tricks I've built up by being around wifey.
>To break the little pain in the flank.
>Now I'm the pain in her's.
>She's twitching her divine folds, and Green is doing her best to clamp tighter.
"Three thrusts!"
>Thrusting back to the forbidden entrance.
>Wife casts the spell on my cock sleeve.
>Completely pulling out, as a corkgun sounds are made.
>Plunging past the cervix hitting the wall.
>"OOOOOH!"
>Pulling back out, reaiming for the lower holes.
>Thrust!
"I'm cum-"
>"-mmi-"
>"-ing!~♡~
>We collapse exhausted as our whole day of intercourse closes.
>"So good."
>I've still got it.

>Be Anonfilly
"So you're saying I get to marry you both, and have mind blowing sex almost every day. All I have to do is..."
>"Service Caddy while I pound you using magic so nopony would be able to tell."
>"If you make me shudder during the speech I'll think of sone extra reward on the honeymoon."
"I have say yes, this is amazing!"
>"What's the magic words?"
"Yes daddy?"
>"Close enough."
>Already at full mast again.

>>259431
>>259432
Well that was certainly... an experience.
>>259402
Pic related.

>>259437
Goddammit purple

>>259402
I'll respond to this prompt, particularly the second one, and I'll do it for two different scenarios on this day!

>Me in Equestria
>Wake up next to her, stay in bed for another while and snuggle
>Eventually get up to start the day for real
>All the standard getting ready stuff, she can join me in it if she wants or do it at a different time if she wants
>Not sure what there is to do for fun in Equestria, but maybe see a show or something?
>Maybe take a walk around a park or the castle courtyard or something, appreciate the world around us
>Nothing else particularly special needed, she's enough
>At the end of the day, watch her raise the moon before returning to bed with a good book, both of us snuggled together until we both crash out
>Shenanigans included, of course

>Her in IRL land
>Beginning is more or less the same
>Once ready though, maybe grab some food somewhere before just playing vidya into the wee hours of the morning
>Smash, Halo, whatever has some form of local multiplayer
>Maybe even set up some conditions for PVP that naturally lead into lewd, if she's into it
>Still end up crashing out eventually

Sorry it's not too detailed, I only just saw this and it's already getting a bit late.
>P.S.
Thanks friendo, I think a lot of people needed that today.

>couples
Who the fuck actually browses this site with anyone else? I don't have a costanza strong enough for that statement. If you actually exist though, be proud; you're quite the anomaly in a site full of societal anomalies.

Anyone know where I can find my own filly plush design? I would like to try my hand at a filly plush.

>>259443
That's a beautiful green, and thank you for your kind words.
>>259451
>A helping hand in every bite.
>A filly for every pallet.
>>259458
The most ecofriendly of all mobile devices. Comes in several styles.

>>259451
Not enough fillies