Hit send too early and turned the PC off before noticing, but fuck it, story time.
This should probably get its own thread since discussion of this will probably derail this faggy nyx thread, but fuck it and fuck nyx, story time.
Once upon a time, I was bored and my PC was broken. My half-finished story chapters were inaccessible, just like my planning documents for them. I have my phone, but I can't write anything for my ongoing stories and I don't want to start yet another thing I'll have to continue and eventually complete.
So I make a shit new story for fun to beat my writer's block, uploading it to Fimfiction under a new name.
HIE but slightly better than usual.
This guy called Dave or something is a DJ named Databass. Some criminals shoot up his nightclub so he tries to take the shooters out, tackles one, gets shot, and dies. His sacrifice helps his fans escape with their lives.
Wakes up in Equestria, befriends the mane six, and there are some scenes where he's NOT a huge cucked pushover who lets everyone walk over him.
That's it, this story is officially everything HIE fanpigs hate. I call people like this fanpigs because they have no tastebuds and no taste. They will eat anything put into their trough, unless it's the wrong colour or consistency compared to the slop they usually eat. Then they'll whine and throw out stock complaints that could apply to anything.
They want another "HIE blank-slate faggy human suicides like a bitch or gets hit by a truck then goes to equestria and bones all my favourite ponies" story. Maybe with a side of "Also it's not his fault sex happens, the ponies want to rape him because he's soooo sexy! it's their fault he fucks ponies and desires them so much, not his!" if they're feeling daring today.
They don't want to see "Brave famous musician attacks armed gunmen to try and save his fans, dies, and is rewarded by god."
>so now what?
>I don't know. I didn't plan this far.
He absorbs the power of the Alicorn Amulet to instantly become magically powerful. Then some baddies show up and he has to fight them or something, I didn't plan the story or finish it.
Some ultra-butthurt faggots in the comment section start shitting it up, calling my story trash
don't care, their rage is what i'm here for
I call them faggots back
To my surprise, users come out and defend me
It's their other bullying victims
Faggots get super butthurt because they've never had multiple people stand up to us before
We're like 3 or 4 people and we're winning the shit-slinging contest
all we have to do is call them faggots and correct them whenever they throw out a lie
and they get increasingly mad as their usual child-intimidation tactics fail
no crowd around to be duped into believing the lie-narratives they spin about posts posted like 5 posts ago
just some angry impotent niggers mad because nobody's joining in or giving in
I think one guy got banned for posting something I didn't see before it was removed
but i archive.is'd everything else and put it on some pastebin
Eventually they report me and beg for an admin's help
Badmin shows up to say "No more posts! Everyone shut up and fuck off and pretend this never happened! Victims, this is your fault for being so bullyable!"
faggy wannabe-bullies post laughter and say "Haha ok bye. man this was fun"
I call admin a massive faggot because rule-breaking bullies are right there and he's blaming us for what they did? is he too gay to believe in personal responsibility or something?
I'm not actually mad but holy shit, he is.
badmin gets enraged because I question him
and grr, how dare a peasant writer question an admin!
someone who dedicates months of their life to writing stories for a community of fans on the internet and giving them these stories for free, no patreon early-access or hidden-side-story bullshit to be seen? That someone's just inherently inferior to someone who spends his free time selectively enforcing rules while trying and failing to settle childish disputes on a childish website made because Fanfiction.Net has limits on what you can put in your porn.
I get bored after a while and submit a clopfic to fimfiction.net
where Databass accidentally uses magic to grow his cock to enormous size and will literally die unless Twilight gives him a blowjob
so she does and he floods the room
anyway this triggers the entire fucking site
I put massive penis in this story because massive penis with excessive cum is such a popular fetish on this site, a "Story" with that fetish got into the Featured Box.
seeing that trash get so beloved gave me this inspiration
(Is it a story if it's literally just a sex scene starring a popular canon mare ploughed OC with ten paragraphs of exposition telling you who this shallow male self-insert is supposed to be in-universe? Because that's the kind of shit you see featured when you turn Adult Content on)
now i'm not into big penises shooting out rivers of cum to flood rooms, stunned mares sitting on couches floating in the new white sea
I'm really very boring. Vanilla as fuck, me. I like big titties and slime girls, that's all.
anyway this triggers the entire fucking site
I get over 200 downvotes
it gets posted in numerous "Bad fanfictions" group for vote-brigading
cringe culture creams their jeans and shits their pants in fury at the same time because I'm clearly not bothered
I just correct the lies when they are posted and this plus webarchive'd posts for evidence triggers rage
it gets posted in the faggy discord and everyone cries in the comments about what an assault on their delicate sensibilities this was
I'm having a great time laughing at all these butthurt faggots
some fags say because I told the childish child-bullies from earlier to fuck off, that means I'm actually a sinner