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Will based changelings be allowed in the pony ethnostate?
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200040
200092 200117 200157 200214 208751
Pic related.

I promise I won't breed with ponies, anon.

I only wish to be an honorary pony Aryan and become fast friends with ponies so that we both may thrive with each other... as friends.
Anonymous
RDoRA
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No.200043
200045 200118 200153 200161 200186
Changelings will make for excellent destroyers of our enemies! You can live in our land, just stay in your designated Changeling zones. Which we'll make out of a chunk of your land, if you accept this deal.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200045
>>200043

Would you like to elaborate on that, Anon? What do you mean that you're going to make Changeling zones out of a chunk of our land? Are you attempting to anschluss parts of Hive territory for your gain alone?

Don't you try to pull griffin tricks with me here.
s5w5K
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No.200047
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking changelings gay.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200092
200155
>>200040
KEEP MOVING BUG THIS IS A PONY NEIGHBORHOOD!
Anonymous
VUvLA
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No.200115
200118 200153
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If you ask an spergy-phase one like first pic, it's a "no, fuck off".
But if you ask someone who has finished his spergy-phase, it's a yes, so long you don't interfere or race-mix.
Anonymous
H4iy5
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No.200117
200156
Spoilered
>>200040
>I only wish to be an honorary pony Aryan and become fast friends with ponies so that we both may thrive with each other… as friends.
Okay, did you forget what happened the last time you tried that?
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200118
200156
>>200043
>>200115
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO BUGSS ALOUD!!!
Anonymous
AxShJ
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No.200152
200153
If when you change into a pony you also modify your DNA to be like a pony, I see no problem with breeding in a transformed state.

Just assimilate to our culture and no sucking love but do succ your legal spouse.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200153
200156 200180 200191 200195
>>200152
>>200043
>>200115
You Degenerates sicken me, You all get a free train ride to the east.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200155
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>>200092

Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200156
200162
>>200117

It's probably not as bad as being a shithole Hive land with a Queen that only rules for herself, and have people treat you worse than the Gryphs.

Besides, we can always change back to our pre-reformed selves. That's how it works, right?

>>200118
>>200153

Now, now, Anons. Is this the way to a contractually good-spirited friendship?
iTn/3
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No.200157
200161
>>200040
Changlings have their own ethnostate.
If we allowed Changelings in, it wouldn't be an ethnostate.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200161
200162 200180
>>200157

Maybe we won't have to stay forever.

We could do a sort of thing where a select few changelings get to go inside Equestria and earn scholarships to institutions willing to offer them a place to stay and provide them everything they need to learn how to better the Hive.

We changelings could also allow you ponies to come in and learn from us as well; even if it's not a vast treasure trove as yours, my little ponies.

Besides, Britbong Anon >>200043 is right. We changelings would make great destroyers of your enemies! Think of it, having shapeshifters on your side to carry out tactical espionage and assassination plots? That kind of asset has worked well for us, and out of my appreciation for ponykind, it could work for you too!

Please, Anon. Give us a chance. We've already got plans to use eugenics to prevent ugly-colored changelings from existing, and we've already toughened up since King Thorax's awakening. We'll even help. Honest, I swear on Faust's name!
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200162
200180
>>200156
>>200161
BEGONE SUCCUBUS!
Anonymous
AxShJ
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No.200180
200189 200195
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>200162
>succubug
ftfy
>>200153
Bugbutt's my waifu, so I'm legally obliged to try to fug the bug.
>>200161
Well, since you offered.. Gassing the griffons would be a great start.
Anonymous
h2fIM
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No.200186
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Bug is ok as long as it doesn't destroy everything that's holy.
Keep bug in control and it's fine.
>>200043
yes
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200189
>>200180
You get to be with you waifu in the camp.
Anonymous.
j9Jky
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No.200191
200195
Plñ.jpg
>>200153
You ponies don't understand, Starlight's wet dream of a school it's already setting in motion the wheels of mass-migration, and you're fighting off your allies?
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200195
200197 200198 200264
>>200180

Awww, thank you. <3

>>200191
>>200153

It's hard to believe, but Marexican Anon is right. As it stands, the ponies have always been on their own; think about it:

- Griffons and dragons are not exactly friendly and seem likely to invade Equestria for the fun of it.
- Yaks are an incredible pain to handle since Prince Ruthie was already declaring war for every minor grievance: every last molehill was blown up to the scale of the Himalayas
- The hippogriffs bummed off and hid, despite being allies.You don’t have to be a diplomat to know that was a huge breach of trust.

Think about it: changelings are offering the potential to be friends with you now. You have gained an ally that potentially will remain loyal to you by obligation. Yes, Chrysalis is still at large, unredeemed and with two successful invasions under her belt, but she's no longer in charge. We are our own people now.

The only way we can weather through the immigrant crisis is if we as ponies and changelings work together to save our own races: like it or not. (And no, I don't mean miscegenation. That is extremely detrimental to both of us.)

You can trust me, Anon!

Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200197
200199
>>200195
Ponies Do not need any other race to be strong. they are strong "alone".
Anonymous
8LALu
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No.200198
200200
>>200195
I'd like to trust you because we're on the same side, but that lack of a flag makes me question you.
Anonymous.
T5cjb
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No.200199
200200 200205
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>>200197
The Gryphon know it, they'll put Ponies against Ponies, have you forgotten about the Crystal Empire already?
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200200
>>200198

It's all part of the changeling life, really. Being a shapeshifter means that I naturally have an inclination to keep up the appearance that I could be from anywhere.

It's like a zigger digging her hoof on the ground. She has to do it because it's their natural way of drawing moisture on the ground, while ponies see it as a show of aggression.

>>200199

inb4 "oy vey the ponim know"
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200205
200289
>>200199
We are smarter than the (((Griffons))) and we are united, no force on Equestria can stop us.
Anonymous
cU7PM
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No.200214
200223
>>200040
>based changelings
Muh based.
I think the best place to make friends is Changelingville.
We will call you before to pay you a visit, friend.

Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200223
>>200214

That's all I could ask for.
Anonymous
dm1U8
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No.200264
200687
>>200195
>trust creatures whose signature feature is their remarkable ability to present a false face and lie
Hmmmm
Anonymous
RDoRA
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No.200283
Remember when all the kids wrote those "I'm the obligatory one good Changeling who either turns good when on a mission or was good already, and I need to figure out what kind of person I am by writing myself as a blank slate that could imitate anypony but has yet to discover what truly makes him who he is with the aid of ponies" fics?
Anonymous.
VUvLA
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No.200289
200381
Adagio_Dazzle_--get_our_true_Equestrian_magic_back--_EG2.png
>>200205
"A Nation can survive it's fools, and even be ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within."

You've already begged for external help when Storm King attacked, an enemy at the gate. How will you fight off an internal enemy like Starlight and her Glimmerists on your own?
Anonymous
CfpJE
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No.200298
200317
The amount of shilling in this thread is unacceptable.
Anonymous
YGmTi
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No.200317
200381 200407
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>>200298
Shilling for what, goy? You wouldn't believe the jews are here discussing ponies, do you? Trust me goy, just allow the bugs into your country. They're totally not crime ridden parasites that will bring the collective down. Now be a good poner and take your shekel.
Anonymous
UxTbS
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No.200381
200407
>>200317

What are these things you call "Jews", leaf anon? Are they like the gryphons that run your country whose immigration policies aren't strictly enforced on high IQ requirements and just lets in zigger ponies through asylum and Roxhoof Road entry points anyway?

Sounds like the sort of epople that would infiltrate their ways onto societies and seek to control them all, not just ponies, even. They'd probably only attack ponies because it's just the first thing getting in their way, among other reasons that would make sense in this analogy. Anyone else would be easy for the taking after that.

But I could be wrong, maybe the ponies are the only ones out there being targeted by the griffons. Perhaps taco anon >>200289 is also secretly trying to set up your ruin by having my people enter the equine ethnostate, whether as foreign talent, overseas students or in-house servants to the Princess herself.

We all can't be people on the middle of bell curve, you know. I wasn't trying to ask for hordes of changelings to reside in Equestria... But then again, could I have betrayed my trust and sent in a balloon of them into our own little ethnic enclaves? I imagine that Changeling town wouldn't have the most delicious food for us to even be worth keeping around, nor are our costumes flashy enough nor customs interesting enough to warrant such a cultural overhaul.

I will say this; sometimes mutual cooperation against a common enemy is better than standing it out alone. We've had already many enemies. That alone is incentive for us to find allies since we have none.

The day of the Nines is coming soon, Mr. Goldbird. The funny thing about hive minds is that if one changeling feels a feelsies, the other feels it too.

So I suggest you get on my good side before I rally you and your kikebird friends to he rotisarried up the crevasses of our hive.

Do as you will.
Anonymous.
BR/Cv
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No.200407
200460
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>>200381
Oh please, you forget, We're not scheming changelings.
>>200317
Are you going to do the same y'all did with Storm? Are you going to demand help to the ones you refused to accept as your allies before?. Aren't you ponies?, y'all seem a lot more like Gryphons to me.
Anonymous
UxTbS
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No.200460
200556
>>200407

Thanks, siren anon. I'm sure creatures with the ability to cause discord from singing are perfectly innocent from using their own powers to scheme against the pony race as well.
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200471
200473 200474 200496 200771
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I, Thorax, King of the changelings, command you all rogue changelings to surrender to the hive and to convert to our ways. The very idea that you love-sucking parasites would even suggest becoming allies with our good friends the ponies, is sickening. Neon-bug or die!
Anonymous
8LALu
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No.200473
200475
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>>200471
Fug urself.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200474
200478
>>200471
Take Back Your Kind! We Don't Want Them!
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200475
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>>200473
See this is an example of what I am talking about, right here. Its thousand years after Luna's banishment. Hello! *Sigh* You insect-bugs are truly primitive and because you know you cannot win in an actual debate you feel you must intimidate me to win.
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200478
200482 200484 200553
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>>200474
>>200474
I see you hate progress. *Shakes head* Things change. This is a fact you must accept.
The neon-changelings I sent you are only trying to rid intolerant movements in your midst. You should be thanking me, honestly.
Do you want to go back to living in dark, desolate, damp and cold caves in the middle of a wasteland?
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200482
200503
>>200478
Tolerance is for (((Griffons)))
Anonymous
8LALu
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No.200484
200487
>>200478
it's better than living life in the middle of a constant circlejerk of "aren't we so great and tolerant and progressive, everyone must love us!"sorry if that hit a bit close to home there, sweden. It's just shitposting.
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200487
200488
>>200484
>spoiler
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY!
You are pretty on point. That is and has been for a while now the mental image that the average Swede has about themselves. I going to get to that post, I have planned to write now in forever, one day about Sweden and our weird society.

Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200488
>>200487
What I meant to say is that is how it is.
Anonymous
Kxvtt
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No.200496
200591
>>200471

One changeling change-a-ling coming right up, your Majesty King Thorax.
Anonymous
Kxvtt
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No.200503
200692
>>200482

You know what else is for Griffons? The delousing saunas.

Is a mutually political cooperative relationship with a strict set of rules so hard in the name of friendship?
Anonymous
UNiAl
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No.200515
200522 200565
We don't need bugs in our society.
They gave their own country; we have ours.
One country, one species.
Anonymous
cU7PM
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No.200522
200551 200565
>>200515
Yup.
Ein Herd, ein Equestria, ein Celestia.
Anonymous
7Q4ag
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No.200551
200565
>>200522
Probably the best part about Equestria as a fantasy concept is that all ponies live together peacefully in their ancestral homeland, and that other races stay in their respective territories (for the most part).
Changlings are an different though: they're decietful and parasitic, not unlike Jews; they're adapted to infiltrate and subvert other races, all the while staying loyal to their own kind and preparing to backstab their hosts on a moments notice. No exception can be made for them; they must return to their own lands, or be bapped.
At least Griffins learned to stay in their mountainrange, after a few centuries of aggressions.
Anonymous.
VUvLA
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No.200553
200591
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>>200478
That's great thorax, i could never take advantage from that.
Anonymous.
j9Jky
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No.200556
200565
Adagio_Dazzle_--really_looking_forward_to_it--_EG2.png
>>200460
You see, as it stands, we can all stop the red-menace that the Ponies had empowered and will consume otherwise, or we can all keep yelling "Gryphons" at each other.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200565
200662 200692
>>200515
>>200522

Honestly, I'm starting to regret leaving my question in this way, such that it could mean that I'm potentially opening the floodgates for mass changeling migration into Equestria. Perhaps some will find the idea of changelings using Equestrian resources to learn from their ways tiring; which has been a story that can be heard from the disgruntled sounds of local pony keepers in the land. I should understand, the board has heard these cries many a time before .

I've come to realise that in this Equestrian world, ponies and the other races have the luxury of being able to lead ethnocentric lives where communities of species can thrive in their own lands, find their own way, develop their own cultures all their own... buffaloes aside, but that's not the issue at hoof.

I am not trying to deny ponies their right to survive. At least, not in intention. It would probably have been wiser if I'd just ask something more... nuanced. Not if changelings are allowed in the equine state, but moreso, with it. Ponies are undoubtedly unique in the world in that their discoveries of friendship have led to their country being build with strong cohesive bonds and a high-trust society; this was done by ending the feud between the subtribes of pony races, and all this is accomplished while seemingly homogeneous-looking races of species squabble with each other day and night.

Every race has its strengths; but while it never hurts to continually improve one's race, sometimes the race of a pony will get in the way of improving where others are weak. It could be that a body isn't designed for running fast, the size of the skull isn't large enough to store a brain packed with enough neurons for high thought or that sometimes kirin males have a really small Vienna.

Of course... >>200556 has a point, as much as I would have accused siren anon of conspiracy against the races; and while >>200551 has elaborated on the luxury of race very well (in contrast to the dysgenic tales of the human world), crying out how 'Changelings are the real gryphons!' only loses manpower and adds more enemies to fight in the coming battle of the described 'red-menace'. Or dareisay, 'red mane-ace.'

It's alright to sometimes rely on others. Sometimes, to survive, we rely on others. I know it sounds parasitic, and it is, but it makes sense in another way. Think of it like this; The cultural gnosis of the changeling Hive mind is in such a way that changelings are interdependent and communally 'one' in mind, aware of the needs of their own as much as others. Thus, the welfare of their own people is secured.

I'm not suggesting miscegenation, I'm not suggesting living together in one space; I should have asked instead whether ponies will be interested in a mutually-beneficial relationship with changelings; being allowed in to stay; for however long as one pleases, is but an idea non-negotiable.

It's time I set the example. I'm going to become like the changelings of Thorax's hive.
Anonymous
RDoRA
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No.200571
You know, Changelings are living creatures that feed off emotion. And they say if they "share love", whatever that means, they instantly become full enough to start blasting heart lasers and destroying things.
I assume they can reproduce, because they didn't try all that hard to get their queen back and force her to accept life as a dedicated breeding mare.
Changelings could be farmed and made into an excellent food source!
You might have to do a bit of magicking to their brains to make the radical individualists accept their purpose in the new Equestria, but oh well, some sacrifices must be made.
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200591
200598
>>200496
>>200553
While I, in the beginning, intended to continue to roleplay with you guys I can't do it justice anymore. I want to pour my time and energy on something else. I have a history of starting projects and then not finish them. Honestly, that's all I ever do. I have two projects on me that I want to finish. Especially, my story here: >>197996 →, which I actually have a lot of faith in. Either way, I want to see it to the end.
Anonymous
RDoRA
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No.200598
200638 200662
>>200591
That's alright, bro. I've been there, roleplaying takes a lot out of you, and rarely for much reward. Especially since most roleplaying sites seem full of uwu glompniggers
Anonymous
XoydA
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No.200638
>>200598
>takes a lot out of you
What are you anemic? Its a time-sink is what it seems anon is saying
Anonymous.
j9Jky
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No.200662
200692
I got to tell you anons, that i don't support miscegenetation, mass-migration or diversity. I just believe that an alliance will not hurt anyways, even though i believe the chances of a worth one are extremely scarce. Some minor number of individuals of other groups helping you out, which was the original question by the way, are NOT a problem.
>>200565
I agree.

>>200598
What just happened dude?, i just was having fun there, nothing serious.
Anonymous
5LNf0
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No.200676
200679 200682
I Iike how I just convoluted things with my post. Basically, I like roleplaying and but will probably be too busy to do anything with effort or at all. For some unexplained reason, I felt a need to tell you this even though I was never under any obligation to do anything anyway.
Anonymous.
BR/Cv
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No.200679
>>200676
I feel like some anons might though that the bug anon and me supported stuff like miscegenation anyways. We had to be clear.
Anonymous
qYX6R
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No.200682
>>200676
It is polite, when taking part in an ongoing activity lije this to tell other participants when you stop, so they dont wait with baited breathe for a reply that will never come.
Never thought id say this but your doing the right thing sweden.
Anonymous
lI76/
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No.200687
200690
>>200264
The Japanese are nice though.
Anonymous
iRyuc
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No.200690
>>200687
*Japanese are nice when they stay in their own country.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200692
200742
>>200503
Delousing saunas? Are those in the camps?
>>200565
What would be the benifit of alloeing changlings in?
>>200662
Id put my benis is a siren, they are basically ponies.

Anonymous
rLiVA
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No.200742
200745
>>200692
>alloeing
It reduces the pain from sick burns like this one.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200744
200745
bugpics.png
Now that we're all going out of character, I'm just going to say a few things.

I'll admit, doing this has been kinda fun, and being low-key debating while RPing brings a certain type of enjoyment nothing else could provide. But in all honesty, I'm not sure where else I can take this storyline. It seems like now that we've all stated our points clear as day, sans mine, this thread could very well be on its way to its final conclusion.

On another note, tell Sweden that my buggubus has just gotten herself changedling. If not for the funnies, then something else.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200745
200747
>>200744
What game is that btw?
>>200742
>congratulations i played myself
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200747
200754
>>200745

PonyTown. Not the best place to make OCs, but it's nice if you like a game with some good pixel art style.

Otherwise, you're better of just asking someone to draw your OC on digital or do it yourself. I could never find my way to draw things right on a tablet.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.200754
200793
>>200747
Yea i just made a character.
Anonymous
5x11+
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No.200771
>>200471
Nah, death would be preferable.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.200793
>>200754

Swell.

And yes, delousing saunas will be in the camps alongside Olympic-sized waterboarding pools and a fancy communal slipper rack.

Also on another note, the anons before me have already listed quite a few benefits to having a changeling around, but the way I see it, it goes something like this: the Equestrians have a huge source of love the Changelings need to survive, and the Changelings in return can offer various forms of services that can would be potentially helpful to Equestrians with their shapeshifting abilities accounted for.

They'd probably make better allies than bit-pinching gryphons, power-hungry dragons or unhelpful hippogriffs anyday.

IMO it's an idea that's worth trying out, as long as the end result doesn't lead to the extinction of both races, which as far as I can see has yet to be the case. Inviting someone into your house doesn't mean you're inviting them to have sex with you after all. (Well, not always, but hopefully you get the idea.)
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.201079
201080 201082
I guess this is it then.

It's time to archive the thread and conclude this story.

Any last words, RPanons?
Anonymous
RDoRA
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No.201080
201096
>>201079
Changelings could serve as an infinite food source, if they were magicked into being edible.
Also, did the writers forget Twilight has an AOE "change what x eats" spell? She could have turned the parasitic Changelings into sunlight-eaters or something.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.201082
201096
>>201079
It was fun, we should do it again sometimes.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.201096
>>201082
Heheh... yeah. It was.

>>201080
Dammit, britbong. That has to be the most weirdest idea you've suggested; and given the fandom, that's saying something.

Gonna leave this message up here for the rest of the anons to see until I archive this for good. Maybe it'll be changelings again; with a new premise. Or some other character.

This thread will be here until it is decided that none are left to repeat it to the other anons.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.201097
201101
To all of you: thank you, and goodbye for now.
Anonymous
GGlUn
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No.201101
201104
>>201097
See you later.
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.201104
>>201101

...space cowboy.
Anonymous
VEMDT
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No.201422
201742
Changelings are another race, another species.

And you want an ethnostate? Choose pone!
Anonymous
8+fqe
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No.201742
>>201422

This thread is already dead, Guinnessfag. Move along.
Anonymous
ZgpLO
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No.208064
problem. Word is; genetic anomolie.
Anonymous
EOjHf
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No.208744
208747
>Implying bugs are untermensch
Why not have changelings have their own ethnostate?
+k9Ht
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No.208747
208826
>>208744
Changelings cannot be satisfied with their own state. They are unable to feed without pony-contact, and have all of the capability and will to infiltrate and subvert other nations.
Anonymous
k5Tkz
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No.208751
>>200040
It beats the point of being exclusive, moron. Exterminate the changelings.
Anonymous
ArqPu
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No.208826
>>208747
Remember when Twilight made those Parasprites eat NotFood?
Twilight could do that again but harder by making them eat air.
Anonymous
mIHAu
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No.216149
2002827.png
Is this pony allowed into the ethostate?
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