So in response to the success and requests of the community I am expanding it from a 1 sentence adventure into a 1 Paragraph adventure. Please take a moment to read the summary of events >>188895 → before posting.
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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1 Paragraph adventure posts can be UP to 1 Paragraph so anything from 1 word to 1 paragraph. A paragraph can be NO longer than 8 sentences BUT you can post multiple times.
In the grim future of next tuesday, a disaster would strike, though the main character of this tale did not know that. This tale begins three days earlier, on a pleasantly sunny day in May.
>>188951
Niggerdick McHorsefucker was reclining on his private beach, enjoying the tropical paradise in which he lived while sipping a refreshing Monster™ Zero Ultra™ out of a very fancy glass.
"My," he said, "It sure is great knowing that the personal fortune I've amassed in Bitcoin allows me to live this fabulous life of luxury, without ever having to develop the social skills necessary to work in a normal capacity."
Niggerdick McHorsefucker was reclining on his private beach, enjoying the tropical paradise in which he lived while sipping a refreshing Monster™ Zero Ultra™ out of a very fancy glass.
"My," he said, "It sure is great knowing that the personal fortune I've amassed in Bitcoin allows me to live this fabulous life of luxury, without ever having to develop the social skills necessary to work in a normal capacity."
>>188901
(I'll just ignore the obvious shitposts and continue the pirate story from where it was coherent)
Hitler smiled as Crown Jewels wolfed down the Clif bar, and as she finally sated her hunger she thanked Hitler with a big warm hug.
(I'll just ignore the obvious shitposts and continue the pirate story from where it was coherent)
Hitler smiled as Crown Jewels wolfed down the Clif bar, and as she finally sated her hunger she thanked Hitler with a big warm hug.
Hitler said,
"In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.
He was in the beginning with God.
All things came to be through him,
and without him nothing came to be.
What came to be
through him was life,
and this life was the light of the human race;
the light shines in the darkness,
and the darkness has not overcome it."
"In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.
He was in the beginning with God.
All things came to be through him,
and without him nothing came to be.
What came to be
through him was life,
and this life was the light of the human race;
the light shines in the darkness,
and the darkness has not overcome it."
Crown Jewels, no longer feeling the gnawing discomfort of hunger, closes her eyes and lets Hitler's impromptu sermon flow through her mind. When she opens them back up, she finds that she's now laying down with her head resting against his leg. How long was it since she had a decent meal and some rest?
>>189183
She got up on her hooves, unwittingly waking up Hitler who yawned and stretched groggily. She sensed something strange about this island, something that only she had ever felt. Could it be… treasure?
She got up on her hooves, unwittingly waking up Hitler who yawned and stretched groggily. She sensed something strange about this island, something that only she had ever felt. Could it be… treasure?
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>>189291
She also noticed that the night had turned to day. The sun blazed down upon the rocky beach. The wind was strong today and the sound of battle could be heard. The clashes between the incoming waves and the rocks were loud like war cries. They along with the rays of light had probably awoken her.
She turned towards Adolf.
"Did you sleep well?" she asked.
"Yez, you? Did the hunger go away?" Hitler said still a bit sleepy-eyed.
Crown nodded fast like a woodpecker.
"It was great. I have never tasted anything like that before. What was that?"
Hitler didn't immediately answer. His gaze was set on the horizon where heaven and water meet. The water in the cover was mostly surrounded by mountains but a channel or a valley connected this cove with the rest of this voluminous lake. Through there could one see the water kiss the sky. That was how much space the lake, Calm Waters, covered.
"When I came to Rio the Neighro, I came together with another of my kind. It was the pirate captain who took us as hostages." Hitler said and look at the young mare to gauge her reaction.
Shocked she fell backward like she was in a limbo competition.
"You know that pirate?" gaped Crown.
"I use to know him." Hitler promptly pointed out. "Or know. We barely talked to each other. We just arrived here together but we shared our supplies then. This-" He held up the wrapper of the Clif bar."-is the last one I had."
She also noticed that the night had turned to day. The sun blazed down upon the rocky beach. The wind was strong today and the sound of battle could be heard. The clashes between the incoming waves and the rocks were loud like war cries. They along with the rays of light had probably awoken her.
She turned towards Adolf.
"Did you sleep well?" she asked.
"Yez, you? Did the hunger go away?" Hitler said still a bit sleepy-eyed.
Crown nodded fast like a woodpecker.
"It was great. I have never tasted anything like that before. What was that?"
Hitler didn't immediately answer. His gaze was set on the horizon where heaven and water meet. The water in the cover was mostly surrounded by mountains but a channel or a valley connected this cove with the rest of this voluminous lake. Through there could one see the water kiss the sky. That was how much space the lake, Calm Waters, covered.
"When I came to Rio the Neighro, I came together with another of my kind. It was the pirate captain who took us as hostages." Hitler said and look at the young mare to gauge her reaction.
Shocked she fell backward like she was in a limbo competition.
"You know that pirate?" gaped Crown.
"I use to know him." Hitler promptly pointed out. "Or know. We barely talked to each other. We just arrived here together but we shared our supplies then. This-" He held up the wrapper of the Clif bar."-is the last one I had."
>>189314
"Okay. But why if you barely knew him, why did you travel with him here?"
"Since he was the closest to my kind we band together to survive. Not because he was too much help." Hitler mutter the last part.
At first, Crown had been anxious about this revelation but now she wasn't anymore. It was clear that Hitler was a nice guy. They had escaped the pirate ship together after all and he had given her that sweet dish.
"I understand. I would have done the same. You couldn't have known."
"You see little one. I didn't come to this land of my own volition. So, in the beginning, I wasn't too concerned about things around me. Other things plagued my mind." Hitler stood up. "I only noticed Zald's less than Aryan ways after some time had passed."
"Zald?"
"Yes, that is his name."
"I see and I'm sorry that I pried," Crown said as she also rose up.
Adolf petted her on the head.
"It is quite alright. Now, are you shall we make breakfast?"
"Okay. But why if you barely knew him, why did you travel with him here?"
"Since he was the closest to my kind we band together to survive. Not because he was too much help." Hitler mutter the last part.
At first, Crown had been anxious about this revelation but now she wasn't anymore. It was clear that Hitler was a nice guy. They had escaped the pirate ship together after all and he had given her that sweet dish.
"I understand. I would have done the same. You couldn't have known."
"You see little one. I didn't come to this land of my own volition. So, in the beginning, I wasn't too concerned about things around me. Other things plagued my mind." Hitler stood up. "I only noticed Zald's less than Aryan ways after some time had passed."
"Zald?"
"Yes, that is his name."
"I see and I'm sorry that I pried," Crown said as she also rose up.
Adolf petted her on the head.
"It is quite alright. Now, are you shall we make breakfast?"
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