/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

New filly!

She's breaking the conditioning.

Thread needs more horsepussy

>>188329
Lewd bird filly

Threadly reminder filly is not for sexual

Threadly reminder that (you) are the filly.

>>188332
This
FILLY IS HUG NOT FUG!

>>188332
My porn collection says otherwise.

>>188329
this is true actually
we havent even rejoiced in the fact we can post all the lewd fillies!
>>188332
are you sure about that? these fillies look pretty for sexual

>>188335
Filly is for fug and hug

>>188336
>>188337
YOU ARE THE FILLY

>>188339
well duh anon
but many fillies make the hivemind
does that mean i can't lust after my fellow filly?

i-it's not that gay, right?

>>188342
If they are a hivemind then it’s a “single” conscience right? So… you should be in the clear unless you literally love yourself.

Filly cuddles

>>188347
>Fillies pair up for comfy bedtime cuddles
I want this

The bottom filly's forelegs should start a lot higher up on her body.

>>188348
Thanks, noted for next time :)

>>188317
Why is ther a bunch of simple trivia and the a random algebra equation in the middle

>>188320
>>188351
Painting your fur orange and getting orange colored contacts because you're a special snowflake doesn't make you better

>>188357
This. It just makes you autistic.

>>188225 → (Reuben story)
"Usually with my hooves, but sometimes with my mouth if I need to pick something up with better dexterity than hooves can do."
[ 1d100 = 11 ]

>>188353
Twilight wants to send Anon to school, but he protested saying that he already knows everything because of being an adult and watching the show. Purple decided to compromise and made a series of progressively harder pop quizzes. Each quiz Anon passed was another grade he could skip. This was the kindergarten quiz.

>>188362
OOF

>>188362
Was there a potty-training quiz?

>>188362
Is the equation even solvable without something like Woflram Alpha?

>>188379
Should be with a standard graphing calculator, I think

>>188380
You could do it by hand, but it would be an absolute pain in the ass

>>188384
I was bored so I tried it. I got it down to 5x^3-x^2=120 and got stuck. Also, I am pretty sure you can’t find x when it is negative if you do it by hand.

>>188388
When did this happen?

>>188379
What if ponies are savants who have an average IQ of 140 but with the mental maturity of tweens?

>>188336
Little League is not for sexual. Filly is, though

>>188393
Just finished up.

>>188317
>X1
>X2
Do they not have Y?

>>188401
N-no u!

>>188402
There's two solutions for x

>>188406
Do they not have and/or?

>>188406

2*sqrt((3(4x^-2)^-1.5) / (20x / (5x - 1))) = 3
sqrt((3(4x^-2)^-1.5) / (20x / (5x - 1))) = 1.5
(3(4x^-2)^-1.5) / (20x / (5x - 1)) = 2.25
3(4x^-2)^-1.5 = 2.25(20x / (5x - 1))
3(4x^-2)^-1.5 = 45x / (5x - 1)
(5x - 1) * 3(4x^-2)^-1.5 = 45x
(15x - 5)(4x ^ -2)^-1.5 = 45x
(15x - 5)(0.125 x^3) = 45x
1.875x^4 - 0.625x^3 = 45x
1.875x^3 - 0.625x^2 = 45
1.875x^3 - 0.625x^2 - 45 = 0

x has 3 solutions:

3
-1.33333 - 2.49444i
-1.33333 + 2.49444i

Unless, of course, my math is fucked tonight.

>>188415
I just used Wolfram
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=solve+2+*+sqrt((3(4x%5E-2)%5E(-3%2F2))%2F(20x%2F(5x-1)))+%3D+3

>>188415
>>188416
Copy the link since I guess mlpol doesn't like it

>>188409
>>188410
>>188414
Kek

>>188415
>(5x - 1) * 3(4x^-2)^-1.5 = 45x
>(15x - 5)(4x ^ -2)^-1.5 = 45x
It should be:
(15x - 3)(4x ^ -2)^-1.5 = 45x
I think…

Other than that, how did you find the solutions? I tried rational root theorem (5x^3-x^2-120=0) and got no results and I know nothing about complex numbers.

>>188416
I did the same thing and I am fairly certain that you can't get x<0 without doing that or something similar.

>>188425

Plugged the final equation into wolfram alpha, lol. Also, fuck me I knew there was some error around there.

All these diaperfags in the thread really piss me off

>>188426
Happens to the best of us.
At least you didn't spend an hour plugging in all the factors of 120 and 5 into a spreadsheet trying to find the answer.

>>188427
Sweet, I am not the only one making crappy puns in this general!

Some fillies

Not my fetish but apparently a lot of yours

>>188430
C-could you get a clearer picture?

For science of course

>>188429
>>188430
Very cute fillies

>>188432
Yes, Science….

The bit at the top said Protection = 0

Lone doesn't know how to color part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Despite the fact that I only updated 4 times last thread, having come in a bit late, I'm gonna finally come back to my regularly scheduled recaps that no one ever asked for!

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G [Embed]
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ [Embed]

>Be filly Anon.
>Human trapped in a pony body.
>Have friends who share your fate, including Twilight (who used to be CIA).
>The ponies who used to inhabit your bodies are still around, just chilling on the Astral plane.
>Except for the cunt that was in your body.
>She stole the Elements of Harmony and used them to make herself corporeal… somewhat.
>You chased her through a fucking swamp, but then got tired and realized you could get Celestia to cut her off in Manehatten by sending a message through Spike.
>You're right now in a cafe in Dodge City chilling with your friends after having just performed some otherworldly rap music at an open mic.

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…
>>184994 →
>"I seem to remember… cuddling you? Is that right?"
"Um-"
>"Because if that's what I get every time I trip out-"
"If you eat another one of those mushrooms I swear you'll be the next meal for that thing out there."
>"Alright, don't have to be rude about it."
"M-make acid or something! You called me smelly!"
>"Um, sorry? Are you mentally ten as well as physically?"
>Ouch.
>That one kind of hurt.
>Despite yourself, you let out a small sniffle before storming off, and then realizing there's not really anywhere to go in the lab.
>"Um, Nonny?"
"What?"
>"This lab kinda blows chode. I've got a canister of Chlorine gas over here, but no Hydrogen."
"…are you dense or something?"
>"What? No."
"That's incredibly useful, why are you saying it's shit?"
>"I don't know asshole, you told me to make acids and here we are!"
>…
>"Any glassware?"
>Jesus fuck Nonny was being a cunt all of a sudden.
>The details are fuzzy, but you're pretty sure you didn't try anything sexual on her while you were under the influence.
>Probably just on her period
>No wait, ponies go into heat, right?
>You couldn't be fucked to learn about horse biology.
"No, like I said this lab blows chode. The bits of glassware I could find were shattered-"
>"Get down. Now."
>Before you can say anything else she abruptly jumps on top of you, knocking you to the ground.
>You can hear her straining as she lights up her horn and pulls the blanket over both of you.
>"If we stay here, we will certainly die. If we leave we have a chance. You have the canister?"
"Yes."
>"We travel under the blanket over to the door, grab the pack of healing on our way. At that point ditch the blanket- I wish we could keep it but it'll more than likely trip one of us. If the tendrils are still there, open the canister, throw it and run."
"Got it."
>"One. Two. Three!"
>You manage to avoid looking up as you snag the pack, haphazardly slinging it over your neck.
>You have no idea what the fuck is going on, but you at least trust the other filly enough to listen to her.
>This would be the equivalent of the Chad investigating in generic horror movie number 64.
>Well, you're being generous there…
>More of a Chad than Nonny.
>Yeah.
>Fuck her for being born with the wrong genetics, earth filly master race!
>You bump into the door, your snoot being painfully booped by three inches of thick steel.
"Um, can you use your magic to open the door?"
>You'll have your victory tomorrow.
>As the door slides open enough for the two of you to slip out, it is quickly closed once again.
>Looking around in all directions and seeing no tentacles, you both breathe a sigh of relief.
"Okay, question for a question."
>"What do I call you?"
>Fuck…
"Green… Clover."
>"What?"
"Green Clover."
>"That's… kind of retarded name."
"Fuck off, I don't do well under pressure. Hmm…"
>You give yourself a few minutes to think it over.
>You take a good look at your ass.
>Nothing but absence of purpose there.
>Absentia…
>You could go for a drink right now.
>Absinthe…
>Well, it was green… sometimes.
>And so were you.
"Absinthia."
>"Not bad."
"Please, I know it's shit. Anyways, my turn. What were you so worried about back there?"
>"Rogue security drone. Designed as a deterrent for rodents in the ventilation shafts, they use high frequency noise. Few of them are broken, settings are screwed. Don't distinguish between size of organisms. Noise is enough to shatter glass at fifteen meters, deafen permanently at ten, and kill at five."
"Did you see it?"
>"No, saw the vent. Always come through those, less out here. Who's Victoria?"
"She's…"
>You feel a pang in your heart.
"Someone close."
>The two of you sit there for a few more minutes awkwardly.
"We'd better get a move on."
>"Yeah."
"Where to, map?"
>"Wrong show, fag."
>Input actions.

I thought these threads were gay at first but they're sweet lighthearted fun. You all want to go back and have happy foalhoods as the daughter of Twilight Sparkle because she'd be a better mom than yours. At the same time, anonfilly misbehaves because by innocent pony standards, the average human would seem to be shockingly poorly-behaved, bratty, and brutish.
A lot has been said about waifus and daughterus, but who would be the best fathero for Anonfilly?

>>188453
Go left carefully and hug the corners/wall. Rather than light anything up do the planet a favor and use your hearing.
[ 1d100 = 90 ]

>>188461
It's not terrible, but she looks like some sort of hobgoblin more than a filly.

>>188448
Soldier filly is MIA

>>188373
You're a diaperfag

>>188435
Yes, this will do. Thanks

>>188436
Sneaky Twilight

Whose piss is it?

>>188453
This >>188464 I suppose. Keep quiet and stick together. [ 1d100 = 6 ]

>>188458
I don't know any stallions from the show well enough to say. You could always have another Anon as your dadfu, though.

>>188491
But what if you end up with one of the writefags? What's in store for you then?

>>188500
Lots of fetishy shenanigans you're unsure if you like or not, interspersed with lewd cuddles and occasional boner teases. But writefags rarely get right down to fugs so you'll likely be the one to initiate those~

>>188500
A disfunctional family where the father and filly are stuck in a power struggle and Twiggles trying to keep the family together.

>>188508
F

>>188461
The mouth should probably be connected to the snout.

>>188515
>Moan15
I kek'd.

>>188515
Top kek

Sorry for the delay, I meant to post it on time but fell asleep, then had to go to work next morning, then went home and fell asleep again.
>Be Anonfilly
>"Now Anon, if we're gonna overthrow the (((Princesses))), we're gonna need proof of their treachery. Now where does Twilight keep her paperwork?"
>"She-"
>At this moment, a shock courses through your body, but you manage to maintain your position on the couch
>The collar was predesigned to prevent you from betraying Twilight
>Apparantly this qualified
>Lyra either didn't notice or didn't care about your minor spasm
"I- I don't know. I'm just a filly."
"Alright then. Anon, tell me about the humans"
>You collar warms at your thoughts, and you desperately try to force them out
>"I know they're real"
>Would having too strong a seizure cripple you? Kill you?
"Look, I don't know-"
>"You'd better start talking before Auntie Lyra gets… annoyed"
>Holy shit she was insane
>Partially right, but insane
"Hu-hu-huma-"
>The collar sends a burst of electricity into your body, causing your forelimbs to spaz out
>Lyra stares in awe while you flop onto the floor and twitch incessantly, until realization hits her face
>"I see now. (((They))) [How did she talk like that?] decided to imprison a poor filly who knew too much. Just another alicornish trick"
"I-I-"
>"Let's see if we can get it off."

>>188320
I have yet to see a good explanation on how you orange text

>>188532
It's in the site options I think, you should be able to configure the keybind for it. Then again I'm on mobile right now, so…

>>188532
Lurk more in the [options].

>>188526
>Be Anonfilly
"L-look, I don't want any trouble. Really, I hate the princesses just as much as you do." you sort-of-lie. It was mostly Twilight that you hated, but at least she'd been kind to you, whereas your captor might try to kill you, accidental or otherwise
>"Oh Anon, don't be silly. You're the victim here. The victim of the (((Princess))) conspiracy." she said giddily
"Great! So, uh, could you lower the knife?"
>Her idea of "taking it off" probably included a botched surgery that would undoubtedly kill you
>Lyra let out a high-pitched giggle, arcing her head back slightly
>"Can't do that! You're all I got missy!"
>You try to shift away from her a bit, but the knife stays the same distance
>"Don't be scared Anon! Auntie Lyra is gonna take good care of you. Just hold still while I pry that off" she said as the knife began to float towards your neck
>You thought of running, but felt yourself being held in place by her magic
>The light glinted against the bright steel of the blad is it drew closer…closer… and closer
>Just before it made contact, you hear the sound of a siren

>"Oh, WHAT is it now???"
>Maybe the cops found her
>How did they get here before Twiggles?
>What if she set up this kidnapping to mess with you?
>…
>No, that's ridiculous. She wouldn't have a mental ward escapee do it, especially not with a knife
>Lyra rushes upstairs, levitating you behind her
>Climbing onto a balcony, she gazes down in a mix of fear and anger
>"Buck."
>You manage to lift your head a bit and see a few ponies on the ground, including Mayor Mare
>Shes holding some type of-
>…wait, is that a magic megaphone?
>You wanted one
>You probably had the bits; just a matter of convincing Purple
"Release the filly and leave the premises! You are surrounded, and extending will only make your situation worse!"
>"No! I'll, uh-"
>She gazes downward before popping her head up in inspiration
>"I will kill a hostage every hour until my demands are met!" she yelled at the top of her lungs
>You see the mayor share a bewildered glance with a policestallion before returning her visage to the megaphone
"You only have one hostage!"
>"…Buck." she muttered under her breath

>>188536
>Be Mayor Mare
>Well things were going swimmingly
>Still no help from Canterlot
>Princess Twilight was nowhere to be seen
>And the city was over budget, and EVERYBODY would be blaming you and not the 6 mares who repeatedly destroyed half the town
>At least you had confirmed Lyra only had one hostage
>You suspected as much, considering this was a private residence with two inhabitants, one of which was a demigod; but since Lyra hadn't corrected you, it was almost assured that it was a single filly, specifically Anon.
>You click on your microphone, eager to get this over with
"What are your demands?"
>You probably only needed to stall for time, Princess Sparkle would undoubtedly be here soon, and if not Canterlot was surely sending a SWAT team to recover this VIF
>Lyra answered back, yelling at the top of lungs
>"I want a FULL CONFESSION from a Princess herself that they're conspiring to undermine the pony race!!"
>…
>"And full amnesty!!" she added
>She didn't actually expect that to happen, right?
>Faust you hated this town sometimes
>You could see the little green filly in question holding an expression similar to yours; bewilderment and a bit of fear
"We won't be able to get in touch with a princess for several hours, a pegasus can only go so fast. Maybe you could exchange some hostages for for food???"
>"Well, that sounds- Oh oh, trying to get me with your (((alicorn))) tricks, are you!?! Well I'm too smart for that!!"
"Uh, it's pretty apparent that I'm not an alicorn!" you responded with a combination of exasperation and disappointment
>"You work for them!!! Another piece of the plot!! Maybe if you were a little smarter you'd be a part of the 1% and not a low-timer mayoring a rinkydick shithole like this!!!"
>Now you were mad
>Nobody insulted YOUR town
>And you had a giant crystal castle here, how was this a shithole??
>"Everybody's secretly thinking it!! Always raising taxes for your communist policies, funneling more money to the alicorns that goes to tax breaks for the griffin corporations!!!"
>No comment.

Sorry for being late, I meant to post it 2 days ago but fell asleep, then was gonna post it last night but fell asleep again.
Sorry fillies.

>>188543
Shit happens my friend. What's important is that you're still writefagging for the good of this thread. Love your green.

>>188527
Was this made by a homo Anon who wishes to be a filly that wants to be loved by another Anon?

@188554

>>188558
How is she holding the crayon?

>>188559
Erf magik

>>188558
Daw

>>188429
>>188558
Those are some cute lil' fillies

>>188532
>he doesn't know how to orangetext
Fucking newfag

>>188429
second picture looks like she's gained some winter weight

>>188596
…what is the purpose of this response?

>>188625
To show appreciation for Lyra and hyoomins of course.

>>188626
Supporting Lyra in general or the ASSFAGGOT interpretation?

"How do I feel? Hmmm… like some sort of monster for eating a defenseless bird? What am I, some sort of cannibal now?"

This forces a chuckle out of her.

>"Okay, okay, just curious - are you serious about that?"

"I dunno. Maybe it's guilt, or maybe it's just the stomach ache. I felt a lot better after the salad though, so that's something."

>"Well don't feel too guilty. Owls are tertiary predators. They sometimes eat other birds. Just because an animal's cute doesn't mean it wouldn't rip your head off and eat you if it could."

"Well we're cute ponies and I'm pretty sure you ripped that owl's head off to empty out its guts."

>"Human babies are cute and then they grow into hunters, soldiers, and even the most brutal murderers of all - politicians."

"Or CIA operatives?"

>"Oh hush. We all do what we must to put food on the table. That's the nature of life. We eat, we breed, and sometimes we have to crack a few eggs that might have been someone else's baby. Or are you going to tell me next you plan on going vegan? Because just so you know, you need eggs to make cake."

"I haven't really been considering going vegan, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Blossom, you can make a cake without eggs, right?"

She pauses to think for a moment.

>"I think so, yeah, though I've never personally done it. All of the cakes at Sugarcube Corner use eggs in the recipes. Eggs are pretty important for baking. Also, vegans can't eat ice cream anyways."

"Yeah, I don't think I'd have a problem eating ice cream, ever. No one has to die for it."

>"Well that's true, but you do have to keep the cows pregnant all the time. And if half of their calves are bulls who can't produce milk, you have to wonder what ponies are doing with all of that dead weight."

"…we're selling them to the griffons, aren't we?"

>"I don't know, and I try not to think too much about it. When's the last time you ever talked to a cow anyways?"

>>188628
"I guess it's just the fact that the animals we usually eat back home is more or less sapient here. It's screwing with my head." [ 1d100 = 61 ]

>>188628
"Oh boy, slavery's LEGAL here?"
[ 1d100 = 55 ]

Here you go you fucking diaperfags

>>188631
Nice. Breastfeeding when?

>>188632
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know it's a few hours late, but that doesn't stop me from being thankful for you all! Now, where were we…
>Twilight did things to science up some improvements for her portal spell
>Spike saw some documents that gave him questions
>Twilight wiped his memory of the whole thing
Let's see what happens now!

>Be Anon
>You took some time in your room to ckeck on your homework and promptly ignore it before Twilight called you down for dinner
>It was somewhat uneventful
>There were a few questions tossed your way and you answered them, but it was mainly about school
>Afterwards though, when Spike was occupied with cleaning dishes, Twilight pulled you aside
>So far aside that you're both now in the interrogation room
>Iwonderwherethisisgoing.tiff
>You two both take your places before Twilight cuts to the point
>"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I've managed to work out every efficiency issue with my portal spell. The bad news is that I had to wipe part of Spike's memory."
>Okay, that seems pretty-
>waiT WHAT
"Why did you need to wipe Spike's memory?!"
>Unfortunately, I made the mistake of leaving the file about the portal spell open and he decided to put it back together for me. He didn't learn too much, but I didn't want to risk it."
>Seems sound, but you still don't like it
"Okay, what did he actually see?"
>"He saw my reminder to tell you about my results at the end of the most recent page."
"And you couldn't have taken this in any direction that DIDN'T require wiping a half-hour from his mind forever?"
>"Anon, do you know how well Spike can keep a secret?"
"Not well, but I don't see why a secret would need to be kept if you were to instead have told him, oh I don't know, that it was to do with a magic project that we came up with and you were doing testing for it?"
>Twilight is looking more and more frustrated as your counterpoint goes on, but she holds her tongue until you're finished
>"Hindsight is always 20/20, but the damage has been done. Talking about better ways to fix it would've helped an hour or two ago, but now it just wastes time. In other news, I'll be able to start work on getting a portal to your universe set up tomorrow."
>You're not over the wiping of part of Spike's life yet but purple has a point
>It's too late to fix it, the damage was done
"Alright. Also, a progress report on my answer: I am still no closer to finding one now than I was before."
>"Dang, this might come down to a coin toss."
>It very well might, but like a certain quote goes, 'When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.'
>Maybe flipping a coin will help you out, then?
>You and Twilight finish up with the rest of the formalities before you two split off
>Twilight goes up to her room while you go back down to check on Spike
>When you get back to the kitchen, you find that he's gone
>Time to check the one place that he usually frequents!
>Surprise, surprise; he's in his room
>You see him flat on his bed with a comic book grasped in his claw and his Rarity plush on his stomach
"Hey nerd, what's going on?"
>"Not much, just reading a new issue that came in the mail."
"Nice, what's it about?"
>You walk behind him and try to read over his shoulders
>Oh, it's those superheroes again
>Yeah, no
>"It's the Power Ponies, this issue is part of the Harmony War arc. Maneos just completed the harmony necklace and destroyed half the universe, killing off half the cast in the process. If you want to read from the beginning of the arc, I can find the issue for you."
>Huh, so Thanos is a thing here too
"I think I'm good, thanks."
>"Oh well, I can understand if this isn't your thing."
>Seeing no way to continue this conversation and feeling no need to stick around until you tell him that he was mindwiped, you head back up to your own room
>Once you get there, you decide to do something that you haven't done in a hot minute
"Well, today had some events."
>You close the door behind you and flop down on your bed between your two plushes, neither of whom give a reply
"Apparently Spike saw something relating to me being an Ayy and Twilight, foregoing all other options, decided to wipe that entire part of his memory."
>"…"
"Yeah, that was definitely an overreaction. I mean, I understood her reasons. There are still better ways to go about this sort of thing, though."
>"…"
>You nod in silence at the imaginary response to your statement as you climb under the sheets, hoping to finish off this day soon
>. . .

>>188634

>…
>…..
>…….
>Huh, guess there are no dreams tonight
>Rip
>That doesn't stop Luna from showing up, though
>However, instead of appearing in the form you recognize, she manifests as a voice in your mind
>"Good evening, Anonymous. Normally I don't appear to others outside the context of a dream, but I felt like I needed to check on you after yesterday. How are things?"
This intrusion takes you a bit by surprise
>Also, how will you even reply?
>Thinking?
>Well, it's worth a shot
Not too bad. I still have no idea about what I'm gonna do, but I at least have a few ideas on how I can figure that out.
>"Would you be willing to share those ideas?"
>Huh, so that worked
>You tell her about the whole coin flipping thing and the two ways you could use it to help you
>"Not the most original of ideas, but you've got a decent set of plans for this."
I know, but until I'm either forced to choose or make a decision myself, it'll work.
>"Do you feel like you're any closer to a decision, by the way?"
>All this pressure, why?
No, and I'm not entirely sure that I'll come to one, hence plans A and B.
>"Fair enough. Has anything interesting happened recently?"
>Once again, you retell the previous events of the day
… Enough about me though, how are you?
>"I'm alright. My day was pretty normal too, considering what my normal is. Some paperwork, a few different reports needing to be filed, checking on criminals and saving foals from things that go bump in the night."
Dang, that busy still?
>"I'm not sure what you expected, my last vacation was my thousand-year trip to the moon."
Rip, at least I can get weekends off.
>"It's not all bad, though. Sometimes my adventures through the immaterial realm bring me to some rather funny situations."
Oh?
>"Let me preface this by asking you how many of your nightmares you remember from foalhood, or whatever you call it."
A few, not too many though.
>"And you look back on them now wondering how you were scared by them, right?"
Yeah, I'll admit that.
>"Now imagine if somepony else, without any context for one of these nightmares, shows up in the middle of it all to rescue you."
>You would raise your eyebrows, but you have no face right now to do it
>"I know, it's a bit rude, but some of it all is just absurd! One time, I had to rescue a filly from a nightmare where she had to get a jar of peanut butter from a monster that looked like a baby drew it and, get this, she was bigger than the monster! Think what you will, but I had to stifle a laugh when I figured out what was going on."
That… That's certainly a dream, alright. You know, while we're on this topic, have you ever had a dream so goofy that you wake up laughing?
>Luna goes silent for a few seconds while she thinks
>"No, I don't think I have. Why, have you?"
I have, but I'm not sure you would entirely get it. Hell, I don't even get it myself.
>"I'm willing to hear it all the same, lay it on me."
Well, one time I had a dream where something was happening. I'm not sure what it was, but it ended with Superman's head on a woodchipper screaming obscenities at the local police while shooting out corndogs that looked like they were frozen in blue gatorade. Feel free to ask for context on any of that."
>Again, Luna falls silent as she takes that in
>"… What's a Superman, what's a corndog, and what's Gatorade?"
Superman is a superhero with every power you can think of and probably even more, a corndog is a type of food featuring a sausage covered in a cornflour-based batter and deep-fried on a stick, and Gatorade is a type of drink designed to help someone recover from heavy exertion by replenishing the body's natural fluids and some other biology stuff that I don't get.
>After yet another pass of silence, Luna responds
>"Well then. That certainly does sound absurd."
>After a few more exchanges and discussions about past dreams, Luna eventually decides to call it a night and let you return to the void between dreams
>. . .
>Another day closer to an interesting day
>You go about your morning routine on autopilot
>Come to think of it, you go about the entire day on autopilot
>Your thoughts drift a few times throughout the day, but nothing noteworthy happens to bring you back
>Looks like it's time for…

>TIMESKIP!

>>188635

>Be Anon
>It's now Friday afternoon
>You're up in your room grouping together what few items you have to bring to Canterlot for the thing happening
>Twilight's doing the same, but she has a lot more to get than just a few plushes and some clothes
>Somehow, though, she manages to finish packing before you and teleports up to your room
>Fucking magic hacks, she probably just took everything and put it in there all at once
>Her talking brings you out of your internal grumbling, though
>"Alright, I finished packing. The train leaves in half an hour, so take care of whatever else you need to before we go. I'll be waiting at the front door."
>And poof, she's gone again
>How rude, you didn't even get an opportunity to respond!
>Oh well, a response wasn't really needed
>You finish packing your belongings and take them down to the door
>Once that's done, you and Twilight say good bye to Spike and teleport down to the station
>A short while after that, you two are on your way to Canterlot
>A few cars ahead, you can hear the noise of multiple foals goofing around and doing all the things one shouldn't do on a train, but that's not your concern
>Your concern is why Twilight keeps looking over a sheet of paper
>Moreover, why she seems to be reading it to herself under her breath
"Hey, what's up?"
>"Nothing, just making sure that I have the schedule of events completely memorized for tomorrow."
>It would probably help you to know the schedule too, if you want to be present for everything
"You know, I've heard that telling someone something helps you to remember it better."
>Twilight glances up at you for a second before her eyes snap back to the paper and she resumes reading, this time aloud
>"Nine o'clock, arrive at castle. Nine oh-five, check in with Celestia. Nine ten, finish pre-ceremony preparations. Ten thirty, meet with Chrysalis…"
>She goes on for a few more points before she wraps back around to the beginning
>This too goes on a few times before you realize that you've zoned out completely
>"… Well, I think I have it down now. How about you?"
"Me too, but I might just need a bit of a refresher on those beginning, middle, and end bits though."
>Pokerface.gif
>Twilight blinks a few times in silence before exhaling loudly, facehoofing and stifling a small giggle
>"Just stick with me and you should be fine."
"Okay, but now I have a few questions."
>"Go ahead."
"One, will Emerald be there? Two, will I actually be allowed to follow you? Three, what happens if I can't? Four, where are we staying?"
>"One, you should probably ask Chrysalis about that. Two, I'm sure that Celestia wouldn't be against it as long as you don't get in the way of anything. Three, I have a few tracking spells memorized that could help me keep track of you should we be separated for whatever reason. Four, we're staying at the castle."
>Now it's your turn to go silent for a few seconds
"Why are we staying at the castle?"
>"Celestia asked me to help her with some of the extra duties that are required of her before the ceremony gets underway and I'd like to get as much of it done today as we can. Staying at the castle means that I can help with more for longer without needing to worry about going somewhere else in the middle of the night, almost asleep."
"Fair enough. Anything else important that may need mentioning?"
>Twilight ponders your query for a little while before returning her gaze to you
>"Not that I can think of right now, no."
"Cool, then I guess I'll do my best to stay out of the way and let everything happen that needs to."
>"And I'll do everything that I need to so you'll have something interesting to stay out of the way of."
>The conversation dies down after this and you spend the rest of the train ride messing around on your phone and listening to the commotion in the next car
>Eventually, darkness falls and you reach the summit of the mountain
>You and Twilight manage to make it out of the train without drawing the attention of any of the other passengers as well, making the trip to the castle easier
>While walking there, you take the opportunity and clear your mind a bit with a few deep, loose breaths
>You're brought out of your almost-meditation by Twilight's intent staring, though
>"What's up?"
"Just a bit nervous, I guess."
>"Don't worry too much, Celestia and I already have that taken care of."
>Twilight's dry humor catches you a little off guard, but does little to help
>It kinda makes things worse, if anything
>If even Celestia is worried about this, then what does that say about the future?
>"Look, I get it. This is a big event with loads of ponies showing up to see this with probably mixed feelings, but everything official's already been taken care of. Worse comes to worst, public approval rating dips a bit until the prices of anything to do with precious metals drops by about 20%."
"Then why are you two so worried?"
>"Most events at the castle turn into a logistical nightmare. Most of what needs to be done still is simply mapping out routes for ponies to take and setting up everthing in the courtyard, nothing to do with anything political."
>You give a sound nod, finally feeling more at ease as Canterlot Castle (as well as the weekend plans) come more and more into focus

>>188636
And as usual, tell me what I did well and what I did horribly so I can keep giving you all better quality content. Thank 4 5 like!

>>188640
PST is a thing, you know.

>>188641
I meant more along the lines of "this cunt hasn't updated for fucking months"

>>188642
… Fair point. I would've had this out on wednesday, but it was already pretty much morning when I finished.

>>188653
Don't bully the filly.

Pegabirb : Weird leg Edition

>>188653
>>188655
Dont worry, its just the placeholder before the real experiment
Maybe even do a second experiment to try and make her turbocharged later on

>>188660
Well of course. Twilight needs to inhibit the movement of the legs before she chops them off and turns filly into a little fuck-sausage.

>>188628
We can talk to cows here? Why don't we do that ASAP?
[ 1d100 = 9 ]

>>188634
>>188635
>>188636
Completely forgot about this green and Emerald.
>Manios
This got me thinking; in Equestria would they have "Cascos: the Hooves of Fate?"

>>188660
Reminds me of an old painting where a man is skating along on a wheel for a foot.

>>188653
Hmmmmyes. This satisfies my fetish for amputees and prosthetics.

>>188666
Get back Satan, no one harms filly!

>>188666
This is still better than diapers and breastfeeding.

>>188668
F-faggot.

>>188668
Really?
Fucking dismemberment over mommy issues
I know what degenerate kink I'd rather have

>>188672
How about hoof holding?

>>188672
What about boops under the sunset

>>188672
How about pats on the tummy?

>>188673
>>188675
>>188676
Degenerates, all of you
Can i pick all these choices?

>>188677
Geez, Anon, just one of these is pretty fuckin' hardcore, but all of them? What kind of sicko wants that?

>>188653
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

>>188676
>>188675
>>188673
all those together makes a happy filly

>>188682
Maybe feed her a bit of ice cream too, eh?

>>188672
I would rather kill myself than to make a choice between the two, but yes, I think getting maimed is less degenerate than willingly wearing diapers.

>>188673
>>188675
>>188676
I fully support this.
C-can I add loving cuddles before bedtime to the list…?

>>188631
Cute. Is she wearing pajama bottoms over it?

>>188653
Kek

>>188659
Why is bird sad?

>>188685
Im not saying I want either but I'd rather not cut my limbs off, like you'd seriously take that over a little bit embarrassment


Like fuck diapers but at least I'm still in one piece,

>>188688
Cause she gets bullied for her weird legs

>>188692
Rood

>>188697
I dont bulli her, its the colts and fillies at school

>>188698
Someone should teach them a lesson

>>188699
Well yesterday was spanksgiving

>>188700
Hopefully they got their fair share

filly butt
hooves will me made more hoof-y later on, supposedly

>>188668
>would rather be permanently maimed and crippled than loved in an infantile fashion
gtfo faggot

>>188672
>implying you don't have mommy issues already

>>188707
N-no U!

>>188711
A nugget isn't going to be able to use a toilet either

>>188713
Why choose either of those when you can have patrician taste and go with platonic friendship

>>188713
Shit
I didn’t think that through…

>>188715
I'd rather not do either but life or death, altough I want death so badly, the choice is obvious

Also theres nothing about using them in the terms and conditions

>>188704
Nice! She's coming along well

>satanic trips spark an argument about whether it's more degenerate to have mommy issues or to cut off all your limbs and put paper towel rolls over the stumps

Never change, fillies. Never change.

>>188659
That filly needs to eat, too skinny.

>>188682
Yeah, I know I'd laugh a little and smile if a mare did this to me if I was a filly.

I wonder how 4channel anonfilly look like.

>>188725
No lewd bits, can't swear, and always drinks her brand name soda with the label facing out.

>>188725
Think an Anonfilly thread would be able to survive in 4channel for at least a little while?

>>188727
Try it.

>>188727
Mods are the same aren't they ?
Shouldn't change anything.

>>188719
>Equestrian food makes human food look like Indian food
>Anonfilly can't get enough of the stuff, putting on more and more weight
>Eventually she wakes up and her hooves can't reach the floor
"FUCKIN' TWILIGHT REEEEEEEEE!!!"

>>188730
>Twilight notices how chubby and lazy Anonfilly has become
>So she hires a personal trainer for you
If your fat ass got to pick a pony to be your personal trainer, then who'd you pick?

>>188732
Applejack will make you a hard worker on her farm, and will respect you whether you do as much as her or not, as long as you work hard. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash will judge you for not being fast.

>>188738
Nope. She would want a by the book foal, and would never have a fat filly.

>>188738
>>188770
It would all go for her ass anyway, just look at ponka and how much she eats

Another one. What did Anon do this time ?

>>188777
Poisoned the water hole with her urine.

>>188730
Well duh, breastmilk is very fatty.

>>188653
nice blackjack cosplay

>>188828
wew

>>188828
Kek

>>188628

"I guess it's just the fact that the animals we usually eat back home are more or less sapient here. It's screwing with my head."

>"Sapient?"

Twilight answers before you can get a word in.

>"It means intelligent, Blossom. And more intelligent than, say, pigs or dolphins. You have to be able to reason and possibly be able to communicate."

>"Then wouldn't all of the woodland creatures here be sapient, seeing as Fluttershy can talk to them?"

"Please don't make me feel even MORE guilty about eating an owl."

Twilight places a hoof around your shoulder.

>"Anon, tell you what. I will never again ask you to eat meat while we're here in Equestria. But if I ever meet you back on Earth, I'm inviting you and your family over for Thanksgiving dinner, and I'm not taking no for an answer."

"But what if it's not Thanksgiving when we get back?"

>"Well I probably won't be able to invite you off the bat anyways. I'm might need to get a new job, seeing as I've been missing for over two years. And I don't think anyone in the office is going to buy the excuse of being sucked into a world of a children's cartoon."

Daring places her hind hooves up on the table and leans back in her chair, drawing the attention of everyone at the table.

>"You know Twi, you wouldn't have to worry about any of that shit if you just stayed here."

Twilight glares at her for a long, awkward moment, interrupted only by Mama Velvet returning to the table.

<<"So are you fillies tired or do you want to see more of the town?"

>>188848
Wait, does Velvet know that they aren't really fillies?

>>188856
I'm guessing Velvet only knows Twilight isn't quite right.

>>188848
Me? Tired?
[ 1d100 = 72 ]

>>188662
>completely forgot
Oh…
To answer your question, I have no idea. I don't even know what it is you're talking about. Sorry, m8.

>>188848
Ask >>188859 then pass out in the table, head first on the empty plate or into whatever we were eating
[ 1d100 = 12 ]

>be the filly
>eating dinner in Canterlot
>Shiny and Candy took you here because shining had a meeting with the princesses
>why the fuck are they princess and not queens anyways?
>Anyways, it turned out that the Royal Guard requested Shining back so he could train some new recruits
>apparently nobody else has gotten through to them
>"They're acting like foals, they have no place in the guard, but there's something special about them, i can feel it"
>maybe they're just special
>huehue like de retardo
>"i'm sure you can reach them, if you can't who can?"
>"maybe that's just it. Maybe nobody can reach them"
"Well if you ask me, if they're acting like foals, maybe only a foal can reach them"
>as a great prophet once said, 'if you wanna reach those kids on the steet, then you gotta do a rhyme to a hip hop beat"
>"Maybe you're right Emerald. In fact, how would you like to help your uncle at work tommorow
>beats sightseeing
>as amazing as the views are from the side of a mountain, they get old after a while
"If you think it would help, unless Aunt Candence had anything planned"
>"no, i think it would be a good experience! Maybe you could look into becoming a guardsmare when you're older"
>i fuckin' doubt it
>that's be a larf
>although you should be nice
"maybe, i dunno. what's the pay like?"
>"Money isn't the most important thing in life. You see alot of meth cooks who only got into it because they thought it was a get rich quick scheme"
"Fair point."
>you finish your meal and head to bed shortly after
>shining wants you up at Revile
>please for the love of god let Equestrian Revile be at 1300
>"Emerald! Up and At 'Em!"
>fuck off 5 more minutes
>what time is it anyway?
>0530
>so no such luck
"alright, i'm up i'm up"
>"don't worry, i'll be sitting by the wall in case anything happens"
>you wash up and leave for the barracks
>you both arrive a few minutes before revile begins playing
>you both enter
>"Alright! Everybody up at attention! I've got a treat for you"
>the recruits lazily get up to attention next to their racks
>"Now, you haven't been the best squadron, not even close. You've all been acting like little colts and fillies! So, if you're gonna act like foals you aught to be instructed by one"
>he turns to you
>"honey, they're all yours"
>wow he's a limpdick
>no wonder they don't respect them
>time to work
>initiate Gunny.exe
>100%

"ALRIGHT! I AM EMERALD SPARKLE YOUR NEW DRILL INSTRUCTOR! FROM NOW ON YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO, AND THE FIRST AN LAST WORDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR FILTHY SEWER HOLES WILL BE SIR, DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?"
>"sir, yes sir"
"BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!"
>"sir, yes sir!"
"IF YOU LADIES LEAVE MY BASE, IF YOU SURVIVE RECRUIT TRAINING, YOU WILL BE A WEAPON! YOU WILL BE A MINISTER OF DEATH PRAYING FOR WAR! BUT UNTIL THAT DAY YOU ARE PUKES, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT UNORGANIZED GRABASSTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! BECAUSE I AM HARD YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME! BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN! I AM HARD BUT I AM FAIR! THERE IS NO RACIAL BIGOTRY HERE! I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON ZIGGERS, HIPPS, MULES OR GRIFFONS! HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"
>"sir, yes sir!"
"BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
>"SIR, YES SIR!"
>you turn to the recruit next to you
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SCUMBAG?"
>"SIR! PRIVATE BROWN SIR!"
"BULLSHIT FROM NOW ON YOU'RE PRIVATE SNOWBALL, DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME?"
>"SIR YES SIR!"
>"this is a little more than a regular filly"
>you hear coming from across the room
"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER OVER HERE, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?"
>the recruits stay still
"NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT! OUT-FUCKING-STANDING I WILL P.T. YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I WILL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING UP BUTTERMILK!"
>you turn to one of the recruits
>"WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK?"
>"SIR NO SIR!"
>"YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WORM, I BET IT WAS YOU!"
>"SIR NO SIR!"
>"SIR I SAID IT SIR!"
"Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian, Private Joker? I admire your honesty! Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
>you deck him on one swing thanks to good ol' erf filly strength
"YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I'VE GOT YOUR NAME, I'VE GOT YOUR ASS! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH, YOU WILL NOT CRY! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS I WILL TEACH YOU! NOW GET UP!"
>he complies
"YOU HAD BEST UN-FUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!,
>"SIR YES SIR!"
>you turn back to the other recruit
"WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"
>"SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?
"I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS AROUND HERE PRIVATE! CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A MOMENT"
>"SIR YES SIR!"
"WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM, ANYWAY, PRIVATE?"
>"SIR APPLELOOSA SIR"
"APPLELOOSA HOLY DOG SHIT ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM APPLELOOSA PRIVATE COWBOY! AND YOU DONT LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME SO I GUESS THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
>"SIR, NO SIR!
"ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?"
>"SIR NO SIR!
"I BET YOU'RE THE KINDA PONY TO FUCK ANOTHER STALLION IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON GODDAMNED COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND!"
>"SIR NO SIR!"
>you hear shining dying of laughter in the back as you move to the next recruit
"DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED?"
>"sir yes sir!"
"I BET THEY REGRET THAT! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FATBODY?
>"sir, lemon lawrence sir!"
>this is too perfect
"LAWRENCE, LAWRENCE OF WHAT, ARABIA?"
>"sir no sir!"
"THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY, ARE YOU ROYALTY?"
>"sir no sir!"
"DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
>"sir no sir!"
"I DONT LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE NAMED LAWRENCE, FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOMER PYLE!
>"sir yes sir!"
"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE PYLE, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?"
>"sir no sir!"
"THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!"
>"sir yes sir!"
>…
"WELL ANY FUCKING TIME, SWEETHEART!"
>"sir i'm trying, sir!"
"PRIVATE PYLE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS, EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU! ONE, TWO, THREE!"
>"sir, i can help it-"
"BULLSHIT GET ON THE GROUND!"
>he gets down
>you extend your front right leg perpendicular to yourself
"NOW CHOKE YOURSELF"
>he puts his hooves to his throat
"GODDAMN IT, WITH MY ARM, NUMBNUTS!"
>he puts his throat to your inner elbow and you begin squeezing
"ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING?"
>"sir yes sir"
>shining calls to you from the distance
>"emerald, that's enough!"
"BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
>"sir yes sir!
>"Emerald! You're hurting him!
"BULLSHIT I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAR"
>"SIR YES.. SIR!!"
>you let go
"Private Pyle, you best start shitting me tiffany cufflinks, or i will seriously fuck you up"
>"*huff* Sir yes sir!"
>you head over to shining and leave
>"Emerald that wasn't what i was expecting, and was unnessesarily cruel"
"You said you saw guards in them despite their misbehaivour, now look at them, they're standing straight, and ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds"
>he looks at he recruits standing perfectly still at attention
>"maybe you're right, but it still seemed cruel"
"if they can't handle a few love taps, how are they gonna concentrate in battle when there's chaos all around them? Besides, i was going to let Pyle go on the third time no matter how loud he is. It's all about building respect. Making sure they only screw up once"
>"well it does seem to have delivered results, but i still think you took it too far"
"Well, if you dont want to go that level you can always threaten to bring me back"
>you both laugh as you return to your hotel room
>you head to your bed to get some more shuteye, but you find a letter there
>you open it to find something that shocks you
>a scuff of orange fur taped to a note
>"If you want to help your friend, i suggest you come to my place alone, Emerald Sparkle."
>oh fuck

Sorry for late and filler update, didn't plan ahead on the whole "what does anon do in canterlot before getting the letter

>>188873
Well, you're off on your own now faggot. Sit down, get some fucking popcorn, and laugh your ass off.

>>188921
>filename
I do hope you took that down and flushed it.

whoops, posted in the old thread and wondered why it was so dead

>>187530 →
>Time goes quickly as you nap again.
>Having been shoved back into the same cage to play the part, you only feel relief when it finally touches the ground.
>Then dread.
>More of this cunt…
>Right on cue, the blanket on your cage gets pulled off, and you’re left looking up at her in your spot like a sad puppy.
>”What do you want?”
>”I want to return this filly.”
>”No refunds.”
>Anon sighs.
>”Well, can’t you still take her? I’m not wasting the money of food on this.”
>Ouch.
>”Sure, now get out.”
>Anon glances down at you for a second, then walks on out of the room.
>”Filthy fuckin’ bird bitch…”
>He slams the door before she gets to say anything.
>Then suddenly her gaze turns to you.
>Oh shit.
>”What are YOU looking at, you worthless foal? Can’t even last a day without being thrown away, how pathetic!”
>She moves from behind the desk and makes her way over to your cage.
>You can’t help but shrink instinctively.
>First day back and you’re already gonna get your ass beat…
>She unlocks everything, and yanks you out, holding you in front of her by your barrel.
>”You useless, parasitic worm, I WARNED you about being returned! How dare you show your face here again!”

Choice: endure or escape
Roll for outcome

>>188922
Nah man, I take lessons there. Not worth the risk getting kicked out.
>>188925
Endure. [ 1d20 = 15 ]

>>188943
Lood.

>>188943
Female or not, turning into a filly and doing lewd things with another dude who has also turned into a filly would be too fucking weird.

>>188943
>>188944
dubs confirm
pic is lood

Hi Anon!

>>189060
No u

>>189060
You will speak only when spoken too.

>>189060
Uh…
Hey, (You)…

Idea for story: Twilight is regressed to a babby and filly has to take care of her.

>>189065
No U.
>>189099
Hey! Stop that!
>>189100
How's it going, faggot?

>>189110
Twist on idea.
>Twilight wants a kid
>Doesn't have a significant other and pregnancy sucks
>Makes magic spell to create kid out of nothing
>Anon pranks twilight by messing up spell
>Spell backfires
>Twilight and Anon are now stuck as fillies
>…
>Profit

>>189125
Twist on twist on idea.
>Spell backfires
>Twilight becomes older
>Anon becomes younger

>>189129
If they are both fillies, I can see conflict in trying to get back to normal age and filly stuff. Old Twilight is just Alzheimers adventures.

My fetish is two green fillies screaming obscenities at each other.
And then they platonically hold hooves as Aryanne teaches them how not to be degenerate cocksocks.