Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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>>398861Yeeeeeee I'm Russian again now!
Okay, so it turns out the Russian authorities are blocking this forum through internet providers, which means they know about its existence. You can wave to the FSB agent who's watching us. 👋
>>398863Hello FSB! Come talk shit about the EU with us!
>>398863Hope they like horsepussy
>>398863>it turns out the Russian authorities are blocking this forum through internet providersB-but, this place is tiny, autistic, and no moskal cares.
>>398863You seem like a chill person dude, please don't let putin rape you
>>398898>B-but, this place is tiny, autistic, and no moskal cares.but still is a political site.
happened to me during israel and iran war as well , i couldn't post without vpn for about 3 weeks after the war.
I guess they just realized you reached a foreign (US) ip site and then your operators automatically limit your access to it.
>>398891Why do you think he doesn't?
>>398894Oooh my englishman englishman in /mlpol/, It will remain a secret )
>>398898You can't imagine how easy it is to make a website simply stop loading. Authorities simply send ISPs a list of unwanted websites, and they simply stop loading. They aren't blocked or made illegal; they simply stop loading. (You can Google "Deep Packet Inspection" (DPI)) +Mlpol is already on the list for bypassing such "blocks" (the FSB agent part was a joke, don't worry).
>>398899Yeah... I hope it won't be as bad as it could be. Thanks for your support!
>>398904Feel free to bring in more people. Scribble the link on a bathroom wall or something. Liven the place up a bit.
>>398904>Oooh my englishman englishman in /mlpol/, It will remain a secret )Pretty sure I'm the only bong that posts here to be honest.
>>399091I suddenly wondered how you ended up here? How did a englishman end up here? How did people from Iran, Saudi Arabia, a ton of Americans, people from Eastern and Western Europe end up here? How did you end up here? I stumbled across this by accident while looking for Derpy art, wrote a post, and then stayed because it got a reply.
>>399091>only briti thought there are at least three
but personally i'm happy you're here :)
>>399103>Horsepussy and politics.this and hating on jews
>>399109>>399103We're glad you're here. Come stay awhile. You can make shapes and objects with your mind. Transmissions from a smile.
Grab a foldgers coffee and a Folgers edition nigga we finna destroy the colleges
>>399273>classic literature/novelsNot my flavor I would say.
>>399296You’re fucking retarded, we know
>>399297Folger’s editions are very unedited, even include him calling people Ethiope as an insult
>>399301>You’re fucking retardedBut not a pretentious faux intellectual.
Makes me chuckle when people think of Shakespeare as highbrow works, lad was pretty good at wordplay and the regional accent lend heavily to that. Most of his stories were just rehashed fables for a more modern audience.
There a new post timer cause of the Cunt?
>>399302Reading books does not make you a "pretentious faux intellectual".
>>399305Chill out, it was a mild teasing.
Frenly reminder, the Fetus Cup is this weekend
Why can't upload .webm files to this site? have to struggle with converting .webm to .png (It's not really a big problem, but it's still unpleasant)
>>399587>WEBM to PNGAre the WEBMs just static images? Why are they WEBM in the first place?
>>399589Oh ye..I honestly thought that webm and webp were the same thing... However, the question remains open.
>>399594patient, maybe some tea then?
"I think I'm gonna piss myself" - Anniversary stream
You'd know, if you actually were a part
I still love what's flawed about you
Gas the bikes race car now!
Frenly reminder that outside of my frenly reminders, no one on the board even pays attention to the 4cc>
Babbies this weekend
I had another dream. Another very intense one, but this time more in the easy sense. Like an old one from my twenties or teens.
I dreamt I was in some school or college, walking in a crowded wooden-styled hallway and there were many different walk and pathways, some with steps and benches, every crowd seemed to have a flow at first. Any time movement happened. I get to this T section and there’s an old slot machine that looks like a metal register without a real display. I see it and think oh I should try, and without even a second I fill it with money and get like fifty tickets, little flip-open pull tab type stuff, I open one and it’s a dud, open the next and it’s a 50$ winner. It says so in small text. I think I should cash it before opening the rest, turn around and look for a desk. I find a little desk behind a glass window like a doctor’s office type of secretary desk for check in. There’s a girl with black hair about chin length and she says what do you need, I say to cash this, she says Oh give it to me. I get this feeling like I shouldn’t and say are you sure? I feel I shouldn’t. She says sure I’ll cash it just give it to me. I give it and she says follow me, and exits the entire desk area through a side door. I follow as she paces me, near running away quicker than I can power walk and she’s weaving and disappearing into the crowd. We even get to an entrance and exit through it into an open area with grass like a campus mowed park area. She continues to gain distance and I see her talking to a girl with red hair as I think it’s over she stole it, and they are covered in a crowd. I picked up a cigarette at some point during all this, had it in my hand as I seemed around this circular middle campus area. I decide to smoke in the grass. A security guard, 30 and buff is giving me a really shitty look as I smoke and says “You can’t be here.” I say hey man this chick stole 50$ help me find her and he just scoffs and ignores me. I finish smoking. I enter back into the campus and in real life I wake up on my back and I see the ceiling. My ceiling is blank, nothing there, but when I awake I see a small rotor-sized metal wheel, like a brake disc, but in the right side it’s bisected and you can see a gear and other parts. I focus my eyes and think oh this could be a vision, and I eye it up and down as it fades less from that foggy dark smoke you see in blackness into an actual metal rotor right in my ceiling. It was amazing getting a good look at this and after five seconds or so the ceiling slowly closes white around it. I get up to pee or something here and end story.
Seeing the stuff awake has to be some sort of intense prophecy. Not sure what this one really means yet.
Illiterate and defamatory all at once
Anyways about the job hype—it isn’t the economy, it’s the accountability. When every job only hired based on providing as little wages as possible to exploit labor—the capitalists are accountable. When every product is only sold for the highest possible price to extort consumers—the capital is at fault. It isn’t the stock market which effects nothing and could disappear today with no consequences, it isn’t the “A I” which cannot even provide a proper format for a sentence with correct grammar, it isn’t the robots replacing your job that break in a week and cost twice as much as your yearly pay, it is the accountability of the slave driving niggard landlords ruling over you that is at fault. The second amendment exists so that you can kill the government officials.
It is not the account. It is not the economy. It is the government that whips your back with scorpions and sips a parfait.
It should be illegal, as a citizen, to hire public defense for yourself. In doing so you arm yourself against the common man, and remove his rights to retribution against your crooked life. Every hired security guard is an army raised by a corrupt official, against the public.
OnlyCHUDS.com
“The only dating website where no matter who you are, you’re a tranny!”
Copyright infringes on the first amendment of every American. By refusing me the ability to call a drink Coca-Cola, you give greater freedom of speech and control to a corporation and remove it from citizens. Coca-cola has recently been trying to outlaw weed again, and should be destroyed.
>>400858Because the people who enjoy weed are more often than not the kind of people whose company I do not enjoy. People who believe that weed has any benefits are usually people who have horribly wrong beliefs on most other subjects. People who consider weed to be a reasonable alternative to what a strained medical system should be able to offer are people who would settle for less in all areas of life if the government merely suggested they ought to.
>>400858I would otherwise be not too keen on that, but anon posted a picture of an uncanny looking person exposing a penis and posted the picture upside-down, which really skeeved me out.
>>400877I get that stoners are annoying, but to give the kikes in pharmacueticals and alcohol more power just to spite them seems a bit overkill.