/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

About 5 years ago I ran into Sam at a small bar that was doing a trivia night. He was there for the birthday of another person. He was wearing a MDE shirt and I watched him approach every group and subgroup of people at the bar and introduce himself, then he would ask them if they know what his shirt meant. Nobody did. Then he would tell them about his youtube channel, the number of subscribers he has, the number of overall views the channel has, and how many views his most popular video had. Nobody was interested but Sam couldn't notice. After a while he approached me and I told him that I knew about his youtube channel. He was like "oooh, a fellow badass" and I told him I wasn't subscribed to him. He told me that I should subscribe so I knew when new videos drop. Then he asked me what I thought about the National socialism. I said it was neat. He scoffed "Neat? It's incredible." Then he quizzed me about Bernoulli's principle, tachyons, spacetime, and gas chambers. Although Sam was trying to impress me with his knowledge it was all stoner talk that I was familiar with due to the company that I keep. I was able to keep up with his train of thought, and I stumped him twice but he quickly changed the topic instead of admitting he didn't know the answers to the questions I asked. He was visibly upset when he walked away from me. I watched him walk over to one of the women from the birthday group and he whispered in her ear. Then she came up to me asking me why I called her fat. I told her I didn't even know her. She caused a huge scene and I left the bar out of secondhand embarrassment.