/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>108886
Suprised McCain lasted this long, actually.

>>108886
>daddy is a respected soldier, so signs up for armed forces
>oops he nearly fails out, daddy has to pull strings to get him through
>oops crashes nearly every plane he gets anywhere near
>gets sent out on his first real deployment and is immediately captured and taken hostage
>pappa pulls strings and saves his ass but refuses and faces torture as some sort of weird penance
>sings almost immediately gives up crucial information
>returns as "war hero" enters politics spends most of his time killing bills meant to help other veterans
>high point of his importance to US politics is losing to the nigger in the presidential race
>opposes everything nigger does, but then supports all of it when Trump tries to undo it
>is cancer, gets cancer, starts dying of cancer, but lives long enough to "save obamacare"
can't say I'll be sorry to see him go, unless I'm forgetting something his whole life has been an embarrassment to our country

>>108901
This is literally the best John McCain biography that has ever been or ever will be written.

Too long

>>108886
I'd love this guy and Soros to retire and enjoy their last years of life with their dirty money to somewhere far away, leave their circles and loyalties behind and go fuck it all. It'd be a win-win for all of us.

You can't enjoy your money in the afterlife after all.