/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>107271
So do you want IDs hidden?

>>107272
They are

>>107272
That's what the people asked for. No more IDs.

yes

So where did we leave off? [ 1d100 = 41 ]

What would you rather be, anon filly or anon mare?

>>107279
Filly. An entire life to live with the knowledge of a full grown man is not simply passed up.

>>107279

Filly. Who wants adult responsibilities?

>>107279
Wouldn't you eventually be both if you choose Anonfilly?

>>107276
;^)

>>107282
Filly will never grow up.
Twiggles confirmed this in Ish. #67, have you not been following the comic?

Rolled 74
>>107279
Filly

>>107284
>Filly will never grow up.
Not in my world she doesn't

>>107280
>>107281
>>107285
But a mare can legally buy alcohol.

>>107287
Haven't you been following the anime? In season 2 episode three, filly raided Twilight's liquor cabinet and got wasted.

>>107288
Spoiler that shit. I've only just seen the first season.

>>107288
Haven't you been following the space broadcast? In cast #872 you find out that it was just sparkling grape juice with a tracking ingredient Twilight planeted that also simulated inebriation.

>>107291
fucking typo reee

>>107287

I actually don't like alcohol IRL…

>>107291
>>107292
>space broadcast
>planeted
hilariously ironic.

>>107293
You're missing out.

from /trash/ thread
man it already feels more like home

>show up in horseland, scared and confused
>in the middle of some fucking field, you look around yourself
>"hey, faggot!"
>you turn to your side, and just over a hill, there's a group of green little fillies, just like you
>one waves you over with a smile on her face, and you hesitantly walk towards their picnic blanket
>the second you sit on it, she passes a plate over to you
>the other fillies glance and smile at you, but are mostly sticking to their own conversations
>"glad you could make it, my dude."
>she points at the plate
>"smuggled bologna sandwich, stick with us and there'll be more where that came from."
>a few other fillies grin and nod
>but for some reason, their optimism doesn't make you wary or anything
>immediately you just feel more…
>comfortable.
>one filly jumps and hugs another, then a third joins in
>"CUDDLEPILE!"
>before you know it, all the fillies are hugging each other and cuddling
>and before you can process the scene before you, the filly who waved you over grabs your hoof, pulls you into her embrace, and joins the group
>you're quickly enveloped in warmth and the softest fluff you've ever had the pleasure of feeling
>a few more hooves hug around you, warming your once dead heart and gracing your face with a big smile
>you don't know any of these fillies, but you quickly feel safe with them, and hope that this feeling never ends
>the filly hugging you catches your smile, and develops one of her own
>she squeezes you just a little bit more
>"welcome home, brother."
>you find yourself brushing your cheek against her chest fluff, and you swear a few of the other fillies beside you are purring
>content sighs leave a few of them, but one thing remains the same
>they all have a big smile on their face
>a happy tear leaves your eye, and you settle down into the pile
"i'm home…"

>>107291
>>107291
That may be so, but in the Taiwanese short-wave radio broadcast, the creator confirmed that that due to the filly's lack of magic, the tracking ingredient was broken down differently by her stomach, thus producing amounts of ethanol neccesary for the filly to experience legitimate intoxication.
I can do this all night

>>107301
Well the fucking stone tablets I saw said Anon Filly can't get drunk

More important question: would you rather be a colt or a filly?

>>107297

I mean I've had it, I just don't like it. Some wine is fine, but… meh.

>>107303
Are you sure you translated the stone tablets correctly? If I recall, there's a rare error in tablet 6 line 37. Makes your tablet worth a fortune, at the cost of the correct information.

>>107299
I want to be in a cuddlepile with you faggots.

>>107303
In the manga it was revealed that the stone tablets were placed there by Discord. All of the information about fillies destiny and alcohol metabolism was made up.

>>107299
Beautifully done.

>>107309
My info is also confirmed by the messages in the cosmic background radiation.
>>107306
Yeah, I got the emerald edition ones in the original language After 20 years learning it, I'm pretty sure my source is reliable. Anon Filly can't get drunk, and never grows up

>>107309
Forgive me if I have somehow missed a crucial piece of lore, but I thought that Discord was created by the filly when she went back in time in the Japan-only-release of the movie.

Time for an Anon Filly CYOA Recap!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon, a 27 year old Texan nobody who works at Value Village
>Just kidding, you're a filly now!
>You wake up in Canterlot Castle 10 years before the return of Luna
>After some failed attempts to molest Celestia, you get sent to live with Twilight and family until a better home can be found for your orphaned ass
>But not everything here is all peachy
>Twilight Sparkle is actually a former human, just like you
>Not only that, but there are other former humans, including Lyra (who used to be a Seattle busker), Blossomforth (who used to be a 12 year old, and is now living in Ponyville), and Fizzlepop Berrytwist (who was dropped out of a weather balloon by Twilight for being a communist)
>Your school is full of some rather wonderful ponies, but also a few bullies who threatened you with knives (but you stood up to them)
>Your memories of your first day in Equestria are partially replaced with Twilight's because her mom erased them. The reason? To make the family forget about an event where Cadence got banned from the house because she was caught having sex with Shining Armor
>Also, Velvet was probably replaced by a changeling
>You are currently in Canterlot Castle, after having run away from home with Twilight and ratting on the changeling to Celestia
>Before you stands a scale model of the castle made out of bubble wrap and cardboard boxes.

>>107316
Roll to boop Celestia

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

Rolled 77
>>107316
Thanks for the rundown.

Harass the servants and guards, loudly proclaiming the superiority of Fort Bubblewrap.

>>107320
It was only a matter of time

>>107324
That brings up an interesting question. What is Anon's special talent? It's not arguing, otherwise it would be the 4chan logo.

>>107326
he's got a point, we have argued for the sake of argument in past threads iirc.

>>107316
attack the fort, leave no survivors!
[ 1d100 = 46 ]

Oh hey look, I found this archived post of what we are and aren't allowed to post on /mlp/.

>>107271
Princess anonfilly when?

>>107332
and of course these have been thrown out the window, 4mods are fags.

>>107333
when do you want it?

>>107333
better question is princess anonfilly lewds when?

>>107332
Somebody should post this on 4chan's /qa/ and ask why it isn't being adhered to

>>107332
… I kind of miss the Ass Worship threads…

>>107341

You know, technically they're not banned on /mlpol/… you could start them up again.

Also, fucking hell. My university's quarterback shot himself today. I'd say "may he be in Equestria", but his big thing this fall was pulling us out of a 21 point deficit against the Boise State Broncos in the fourth quarter, and winning in triple overtime. He slaughtered those horses.

>>107342
>slaughtering broncos
May Elway's judgement be swift and appropriate.
Seriously though, rest in peace.

>>107344
But what is filly the princess of?
more importantly, what will filly do with this power?

>>107345
Princess of shitposting

>>107348
noice, I expected more shenanigans though.

>>107279
Anonbabby.

>>107350
I can't fuck that.

>>107351
You sure about that? Because this babby has definitely gone through some shit.

>>107352
Babby is NOT for >rape. Besides, everyone knows that the thing to do is to start out with a cute little anonfilly and then make your own babby together.

electric company shut my power off while i was sleeping today
for a bill that wasn't due in 12 days
FUN

>>107353
I want to be the filly and be a good "big sister" to anonbabby

>>107353
>Besides, everyone knows that the thing to do is to start out with a cute little anonfilly and then make your own babby together.
this makes me see that pic differently
man, and imagine that shit? have an anonbabby, but it's actually another anon
>the second she's able to speak
>"those were the gayest 2 years of my life, what is with you faggots?"

>this thread has about twice as many replies in the first 4 hours as the last thread had in the first day
WEW
E
W

>>107334
>when do you want it?
NAOW
pls

>>107361
then worry not, as content has already been posted about it!

>>107362
b-but it's OLD

>>107363
Okay, give me a couple minutes. Don't expect it to be good, though.

>>107364
aw yiss

>Be anon filly
>by some miracle, you won a bet against all four princesses securing you one guaranteed wish, no questions asked.
Make me a princess, and I want ALL the cool attachments too!
>now it is time to execute your master plan
>every pony within a 3-mile radius is >raped into submission while ponies as far out as 10 miles report feeling violated in some way
>every pony that tries to stop you is baited into failing miserably
>the entire planet begins to rotate as fausticorn spins in her grave, having committed suicide the instant you attained your powers
>a proper day/night cycle is established, putting Celestia and Luna out of power
>your newfound abilities drive a massive wedge in between almost every common pony, putting Twilight and Cadance out of power too
>Day 38 of being a "princess", equestria has been reduced to a frenzy of >rape, bait, and general shitposting
>you think to yourself one thought:
Was it worth it?
>in the end you come to one answer
Yes, it was.

>>107367
and with this, I'm going to sleep.

>>107367
amazing, can't wait for moar

You stand before the front gates of your model castle. It is a fine piece of art and worthy of a hard morning's work. Unfortunately, it is flawed in that it lacks pillows, but you were unable to obtain these without raiding a few bedrooms that you aren't so certain Celestia would appreciate you raiding. Beyond this, it lacks subjects. You report to Twilight the need for subjects, and she agrees.

The two of you run into the hallways searching for guards and other servants.

"Avast ye knaves, we require underlings for the superior Fort Bubblewrap!"

>"All hail the glory of Fort Bubblewrap!"

Though you are largely ignored by the few guards wandering around the castle, you manage to catch the attention of one elderly stallion - a janitor. He seems tired from his work and offers to play in your fort as your squire.

How will you proceed?

>>107372
We must hone our fighting techniques. Wrap a some stick in bubblewrap and practice with the others.
[ 1d100 = 1 ]

shit

>>107355
Sue 'em

Rolled 29
>>107372
NO SCRUFFIES

>>107372
Bait the janitor into the moat.
As he drowns look out into the city, shed a single tear, and whisper “no more scruffies” into the quiet of the night.
[ 1d100 = 95 ]

>end up inna questria
>as one of the first anons, you get chosen to be part of candy ass' new love initiative thing
>pretty much you touch a heart rock, it tells you the lonely pone you're most likely to fall in love with, and it sends her a DM via email magic and shit
>instant waifu, pretty dope tbh
>get hype and imagine who you'll get
>finally your turn
>get some pone called emerald clover
>wait
>she's also a filly
>lovehorse says the rock only chooses mares "whose mental-capabilities- yadda yadda yadda"
>basically she says if she's chosen, she's legal
>and also no backsies
>get a chariot to some orphanage
>herewego.jpg
>go in and give your princess letter to the head orphanage lady
>gives you a weird ass look
>you just shrug
>taken over to a filly's room
>"Clover, you have a visitor."
>slowly you see one of the fillies stir
>a big, messy black mane shifts around, and the green filly sits up slowly, looking around with a tired gaze
>her sparkling green eyes quickly find and lock right onto yours
>the lady explains why you're here, but it doesn't seem to reach her at all
>she's just staring at you, eyes wide in shock and confusion
>finally after a few firm calls, the lady gets her attention
>"Clover, I'd like you to grab your things, this fine gentlecolt is here to take you."
>the last bit of that sentence puts some images in your head
>oh fuck don't do that
>she sits and looks between you both for a minute, before slowly slinking out of bed and-
>-oh my god those hips
>she sits down as she sticks her head into a nearby dresser
>OH MY GOD THOSE HIPS
>you try to look away
>christ save you, you shouldn't be thinking about fillies this way
>but she's legal
>-FUCK it doesn't matter, you must stay pure!
>-but it's not earth anymore-
>PURE!
>you can't help it and look anyways
>both cutie marks with the view you're getting, a question mark on both of her flanks
>her round, perfectly squeezable flanks-
>FUCK
>blinking a few times, you notice the lady noticing you noticing her hips
>she quickly looks away from you
>what you don't notice is the filly walking towards you, items in tow
>on her back is a toothbrush, a brush brush, and… a suit?
>much bigger than her, almost your size
>weird
>"Ready to go?"
>she looks up at you again, then at the pone lady
>"Y…yes, ma'am."
>her voice is soft, and oddly a lot less squeaky than you thought it would be
>sounds almost like a teen would, but she's clearly a filly
>she just sounds…
>well, more mature.
>you follow pone lady, do paperwork, and leave the place with her.
>then you just look at each other
"S-so, uh… nice to meet y-you."
>she just stares at you blankly
>then she blinks
>"Real smooth, faggot."
>you freeze
>did you just hear that right?
>"I know why you're here, I got the gay letter."
>a frown immediately graces her face
>"Now, I don't fucking know what kind of shit is going down in that goddamn frozen meth kingdom over there, but I can tell you right now that THIS- this match shit, isn't happening. I'm not a fucking queer, I love horse snatch, and I'm not taking any dick just because some shitty fucking art project decided that one thing in common means we should bone, you got that?"
>your mouth moves, but nothing comes out
>"Oh, and don't think I didn't fucking notice you looking at my ass earlier, you goddamn nigger. This shit is for ME to enjoy, so you can fuck off and get whatever kind of damn perverted thoughts you had in that melon of yours and fucking forget them, capisci?"
>you dumbly nod, unable to get any other words out
>"Good, now take me to whatever home you have and shit. You just signed the adoption papers, so my well being is on your fuckin' head now."
>she starts to walk, and you can only stand there for a moment
>"…TODAY, FAGGOT!"
>slowly your brain starts, and you catch up with the little filly
>what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?
i actually didn't mean for this to be so long, but somebody should take the general idea of this prompt n shit, i wanna see the feels and conflict and comfy times
all these stories about twiggles and horse kids, but nothing about anon and anonfilly?

>>107353
It's Awwwwwright!

>>107359
Anon must now work to bring all of his fellow filly anons into the world. One babby at a time.

I want to live my life with anon. I want to spend every waking moment with her. Holding her in my arms, petting her fur and stroking her mane. Idly playing with her little hoovsies as she sits in my lap. Cuddling. Snuggling like we've both always wanted to. Just being together. Just sitting next to each other in front of the fire even. Basking in her warmth. Comforted by her presence. Strengthened by her love.

I want to be with her. I want to love her like I've always wanted to love. I want to be loved like I've always needed to be loved. Nothing would make me more free than to be completely dependent on the little filly, and I know she would feel the same. I want to give her my soul, as she gives me hers. I want to fuck her. I want to please her. To lavish her little body in so much attention. I want to taste her. Smell her. Feel her. Hear her. I want to please her. Make her cum. I want to cum inside her.

I want to marry her. Dedicate myself to her. Support her. Breed her. I want to hold her close as my seed takes. I want to fill her fertile womb. I want to make her a mother. The mother of my child. My princess. My goddess; creator of life. My little angel. And together, we will have a wonderful, beautiful family. All from my wonderful, beautiful filly.

Wait a minute. This thread is REALLY gay, huh?

>>107332
>>107340
Well, how about posting it on /mlp/ then and remind the mod of what he said in that post?

>>107272
small horse

>>107389
He would just update the post to include the filly

>>107318
Finally, I can talk all I want about filly peeing in my mouth and nobody will know who I am!

>>107320
N-nice

>>107355
That sucks. Stay safe, filly.

And thank you for the cute filly plush snuggles. Now she just needs someone to snuggle her

>>107395
I know who you are, you're a faggot.

>>107398
How did you know?

>>107395
You're a faggot

>>107381
I would like to see this continued as well. Good start.

>>107333
When you draw it.
Sincerely, OP.

>>107299
tbh sound pretty gay

>>107421
You're gay.

>>107442
N-No

>>107350
>>107357
I want to be the babby and be taken care of by a filly.

>>107386
same fam
>spoiler
yes
but i have long accepted that id be a massive faggot either with my filly or as the filly
only for you faggots

>>107460
I think Equestria would be a lot safer for things like that, but it's good to be careful. Also, babby is still an Anon, so she should have some idea of what's safe to put in her mouth.

>>107463
Fair enough, I was more suggesting that (You) would be one of those parents.

>>107271
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate thread on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>107474
Fuck off

>ywn get a private lap dance from anonfilly
why live
also someone should like, draw anon in here,
because i can't draw shit

>>107491
I think that's Anonmare, m8.

>>107491
Filly is not a whore

>>107493
no u, i edited that like 2 times to make it less like a mare
FINE, is THIS to your filly standards?
>>107495
yeah, she isn't.
she's an entertainer.

>>107499
Yes, that'll do it.

>>107491
>>107499
Why is filly giving lap dances? What does she need the bits for?

>>107503
The picture is clearly a callback to Season 4 episode 5, In which the filly had to go undercover to discover Little League's true intentions towards human Anon, the meeting place being a strip club.

>>107499
I'd like to see what that unicorn can do with her sharp horn.

>>107503
booze, obviously

>>107505
>I'd like to see what that unicorn can do with her sharp horn.
You'll see severe internal bleeding.

>>107511
Pretty sure there would balls you could put on the end of a unicorn's horn to fix that.

>>107519
Definitely.

>>107519
What about magic? A unicorn accidentally using their magic while down there could result in some serious problems.

>>107521
Not all unicorns have powerful magic. In fact, I assume most wouldn't.
Experienced mages are probably trained enough to handle it.

>>107522
>>107521
The most basic magic we see is levitation.

Gotta NA lot of interesting things you can do with an internal ephemeral mystical force…

Since it seems anonfilly is no longer welcome on /mlp/ and is welcomed here should I get rid of my mlpol fillies?

>>107524
no

>>107523
Their horns are probably sensitive as fuck. I bet they'd turn into bitches if you grabbed one at the base.

>>107524
why not have both here? why would you ever want less filly? if anything we should work to produce more OC for /mlpol/ anon filly

>>107524
No, the more fillies the merrier.

>>107477
Just look at that babby! Who wouldn't instinctively want to protect it? Especially a neurotic autistic mare.

Wait until she sees the rest of the house. Baby gates, walled tabletops, and the Mama Bear™ Silenced 8mm Autoturret Security System.

when i cuddle my filly plush, i get fuzzy feelings that no other pone has ever given me
i have no doubt that she's truly my waifu
if so, when did you faggots figure out that filly was the one for you?

>>107528
>we should make more """OC""" for our speshul anonfilly
go back to /pone/, faggot

>>107528
Go right ahead, set us an example.

>>107544
i'll do some sketches when i get home, i should practice drawfaggotry more anyway

>>107539
Around the time when I thought about her more than other ponies I liked when cuddling my pillow

>>107539
When Scruffy started kicking her ou, only then i noticed how much i cared about her, not in a sexual way thpugh since ponies arent for sexual
Wish i had noticed how much i cared sooner though, she acute

I wonder if my pink text would still work if I did this?
and if the above works, I wonder if it still works when I do this

>>107565
Looks like that's a yes to both of those

>>107381

Please continue.

>>107569

Cute.
I could hack filly under the table.

>>107563
here, higher res n shit, now that it can actually be posted
and i still gotta do the other side, fug

>>107582
Oh, sweet. Earthfilly a cute.

>Be me
>Phonefagging writefagging
>Battery dies, over 4k chars written
>Internally REEEing intensifies
>Boot phone back up on charger and reopen last tabs
>Everything written is also loaded back up
Fuck, i love firefox mobile now

>>107524
Maybe orange filly is the original from this dimension and then the green filly got teleported by black magic or something, screw it here s a prequel

———————————-
>You wake up to see your front hooves sprawled in the floor
>The castle walls spinning all around, even though you re laying down
>And a headache like no other before
>Even when you got drunk in this filly body, which was the most washed you ever gotten, it still wasnt this bad
>Just what the fuck did purple do to you this time?
>With a grunt you try to get up
>Your body refuses any cooperation and you slide back down to your previous position
>"..A..n….r…e.e?"
>You think you heard something but it sounds so far away you-
>"ANON!"
"Gah! It wasnt my fault, Rainbow Dash dared me to..oh its just you purple"
>Even after holding your head away from the ground for so little time your neck doesnt feel like staying straight
>So you lay it back down to try and lessen the pain
>"Again Anon? I told you to not go pranking with Rainbow, somepony will end up hurt if you two keep going like that"
>You dont even acknowledge her as her voice only worsened your headache
>"Sigh, come, lets get that green paint off your fur"
>Now that got your attention…
"Paint? Are you high or something?"
>"Im not on the mood for your jokes today Anon, just get up and come with me"
"Fuck off"
>"Why you little-" - She spoke while levitating your body to her
>But something made her stop mid air, almost dropping you to the ground
>"W-what is this Anon? This isnt…your entire aura is different"
>You re just happy the she picked you up again after that magic relapse
>You feel like you re in bad enough shape already even without another fall
>Wait what was that about wrong aura again?
>A spell washes past you and you re left with a sensation of being violated
>"This isnt paint… the green fur is real, and the green eyes, the different aura…"
"What the fuck are you on about?"
>At this time it was obvious that she wasnt talking to you, looking straight ahead instead
>"But she talks just like Orange Hornet, unless…"
>The castle front door blows open as an orange filly comes running with toilet paper stuck on her fur
>"S-sorry purple, Pinkie Pie just didnt let me go, i didnt want to be late again i swear!"
>The running filly then opened her eyes just in time to not crash into you, coming to a stop almost perfectly to your side
>The silence was so thick you could feel it
>For once, surprisingly, Twilight was the first to recover from it all
>"You know what? No. Im not dealing with this today. Buck you Anon, im going to drink a milkshake and i want an explanation for this when im back"
>With that she angrily walked outside and slammed the door behind her
>"Who the fuck are you?"
"Shut up"
>"Make me faggot, what the fuck are you doing on my castle?"
"Oh so you are a pimp with a castle now? I bet that with a name like that you- argh"
>You headache came back full force with the arguing, forcing you to cover your ears with your hooves
>"You better be more careful with that edge cunt"
"Just shut up you filthy slut"
>"No u!"
>You two just kept staring each other angrily for a while waiting for the other to say another witty remark
>Finally your headache started to relent, so you took your forehooves off your head and tried to get up again
>"So are you a changeling or what? Pretty sure you missed the colours by a mile fam"
"Har har, funny, i could say the same to you fag, too bad you took the wrong..name….as well…"
>It only then that dawns on you how Twilight actually knew Orange Hornet but not you nor your REAL fake name
>Well its not like Green Hornet is too far from that but still-
>"1488"
>The orange filly clone states while closing in on you, a curious eyebrow raised and cutting off your thoughts
>You re both also the same size so maube you could take her on if a fight happened
>Whenever your body got better that is, your footing wasnt that firm yet
>"Answer me faggot, 1488"
"What the fuck do you want me to tell you? Idiot!"
>"Nope, not another anon, definetly a malfunctioning changeling…"
>The orange filly said that very low to herself, yet you still managed to hear part of it
>But before you could say anything she headbutted you back into the ground
>Seeing that she was serious you quickly blurted out the first thing that came to mind that could answer that, before she could strike again
"I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"
>…
>She just stood still, locking her orange eyes on yours with defiance
>"Meh, close enough, lets go to my room, the walls have ears"
>She said, walking off to the stairs
"Fuck you, you re not my boss"
>"Its not like you have a choice, unless you want to be punished by purple when she gets back"
That made you roll back on your belly and stare at her
>She already had a hoof on the first step but had stopped to see whatever you would do
>Considering how suspicious she was of you yet, you decided it was better to play along
"Ugh fine, but im not following orders around"
>"My castle, my rules, now lets go before Starlight comes around"
>With that both fillies headed to the guest bedroom
———————————-

>So why cant i write it?
Im not a /pol/ack, only thing i know of /mlpol/ is from the actual fusion way back in april, so i wouldnt be able to actually do orange filly justice
This is a much bigger prequel than i explected tbh, but hopefully its not way too shit

>>107586
It was petty good. Only one obvious spelling mistake. Orange as a /pol/ack that likes mlp or at least that was my impression was a good choice. If you continue consider taking advantage of the fact that this is a different dimension. In example, turning some of the characters into outlandish caricatures of what they are in the show. Just my 2 cents though.

>>107570
but i'm shit with stories, 'tis just a prompt for some glorious writefag to swoop in for
and i still haven't finished the one green i was doing
and anything other than a one shot turns my writing into fucking trash real quick

>>107586
not shit at all, I enjoyed it and now want to see more.

>>107591
Just write. No planning, just make words. Im 80% sure we'll enjoy it.

>>107595
nigga thats what i always do
then either it becomes so shit that everyone loses interest in it, or people still stick with it until I lose interest in it

>>107591
I know how you feel…
Decided to try namefagging for once, I'll keep it to the story unless it's neccesary otherwise though. Posts marked with a 'What do?' are standard CYOA format, and posts not marked with one indicates I'm currently working on the next section, or will work on it at some point. With all that out of the way, enjoy.
>The main lesson consists of the conflict from that one Hearth's Warming episode, excepting the fact that it goes more into political relations than the episode did.
>It interests you just enough to get you to put down the book and listen in for a bit.
>Not to mention the fact that you don't want to fail one of the few subjects you don't have as much of a natural edge in.
>Despite still being horrible at writing with your mouth, the rest of the day passes uneventfully, and you soon find yourself waiting for Twilight once again.
>League left as soon as the bell rang, and Sweetie cited a prior engagement with Rarity.
>"Hey, faggot."
"No you."
>"Is that all you say?"
"No. You."
>At least her lackey had already left.
>Come to think of it, it was just the two of you out here now…
>Apparently she notices this as well as she slams her hoof into your cheek.
>Hard.
>You lose your balance and fall over onto your back, thanking your lucky stars she didn't aim for the ribs.
>"Pathetic. I can see why a moron like you would just wander off into the Everfree alone."
>Don't retaliate.
>"I never thought Twilight's daughter would be such a weakling."
>She's just trying to piss you off so she can get you suspended.
"Ha. As if. I'm no daughter of that bitc-"
>She slams her hoof into your other cheek.
>She stood over you, smiling menacingly.
>"You really shouldn't talk that way about the Princess of Friendship."
>Despite the pain in your ribs and in your mouth, you laugh.
"Is that really all you have? Basic psychological tactics and a few thrown punches? Look kid, I can read you like a book. You're trying to piss me off so that I'll fight back. Once that's said and done, you'll go home and cry to your parents about me, and get me suspended. While I appreciate the effort, you aren't saying anything I haven't heard a thousand times before from pe- ponies of a much higher caliber than you are. Go home, kid. You're not going to get shit done here today."
>She looks at you, obvously trying to hide the stunned look in her eyes.
"Your type are a dime a dozen. At least you were lucky enough to be born into wealth, that should give you a good four years after we finish school before your parents boot you out and you have to work at the local McDon- Hayburger."
>Damn these ponies and their term twisting.
>You wrap your forelegs behind your head, fully exposing the bandages you had partially covered.
>Big mistake.
>She throws a punch which you just barely manage to dodge, it connecting with your side as opposed to your ribs.
>Hurts like a bitch, but it's better than the alternative.
>You get into a standing position as quickly as possible, managing to avoid being knocked back over.
>No way you were letting your ribs get fucked up twice in one week.
>You glance back, seeing your assailant not far behind you.
>You whimper a bit despite yourself, not sure how the fuck you're going to get out of this one.
>What do?

>>107597
maintain the moral high ground, keep waiting for purple.
[ 1d100 = 7 ]
also, are we still going to kill her?

>>107597
Find mom and tattle.

>>107598
There is a planned plot point involving the filly attempting to kill purple. I haven't yet decided whether I want to do an AU portion where it goes through, and AU portion where it doesn't go through, probably the latter considering the overwhelming majority that wanted her dead. Regardless, the filly will likely start gathering the neccesary materials to do so soon, I just pushed it to the backburner for a bit in favor of filly shenanigans. Keep in mind that if Purple does save the filly here, it would make her less likely to go through with her plan,
so choose wisely based on what you want to happen.

>>107599
Despite dubs, I'm still gonna have to ask you to roll.

>>107600
I'm not counting on purple saving us, I'm just counting on the pony not being a cunt when someone with so much influence is around.

>>107600
>planned plot point involving the filly attempting to kill purple
I just lost a large amount of the interest I had in this green

Rolled 11
>>107597
Do the ol' Rust Zig-Zag run and the Alt-Look behind you

>>107603
Nothing is concrete yet. Keep in mind I'm trying to do a hybrid clusterfuck between a CYOA and a traditional green, so most of the shit I have 'planned' is subject to change. Please don't leave me.

>>107597
>>107600
Yea lets wait for purple, cant wait to see DT being screwed over by OOC Twiggles, she may be an abusive mom, but she s our mom
I bet she wants dibs on the filly agression

>>107597
tactical retreat, no reason to stay with the bitch anyways
insult her while you're running though, bring that shitty ego down a few notches

>>107608
tits, forgot my roll
[ 1d100 = 14 ]

>>107609
>>107604
>>107598
Haven't seen rolls this shitty in a while.

>>107610
no u
watch this nigga
[ 1d100 = 31 ]

>>107611
that's still pretty shit, anon.

>>107611
time to kms

>>107600
In any case, remember this: Guns beat shields. Kinetic shields and energy shields are seperate things. Guns would go straight through a magic (energy) shield.

Rolled 42
>>107607
Also rollin since i forgot on my post

>>107598
>>107604
>>107609
>>107611
Watch a real filly should roll you faggots, also if over 80 i better get a drawfag to draw a pic of filly(ies) rolling some dice please

>>107590
Yea it was a /mlpol/ filly, but like i said i need to lurk more to know the culture, memes and stuff to actually write her better, glad it was good enough to be noticeable at least
>Implying it wasnt just the "1488"

Anyway what s the name for mlpolfags? Like
>/mlp/ = nor/mlp/eople
>/pol/ = /pol/ack
/mlpol/ = "nor/mlpol/ack" ?

>>107592
Thanks, I have an idea that i ll be more comfortable than shooting on the dark with orange filly but hope someone picks that up
If not maybe i ll get back to it someday
Probably not

>>107615
back on 4/mlpol/ people settled on nor/mlpol/ice, but I haven't seen it used once since.

>>107597
Run to an area with other ponies. If she's still around, spit in her direction.
[ 1d100 = 96 ]

>>107614
That s not what Equestria's posters say Anon

>>107618
Ugh… just read that, and I've already typed out the next update. Tell you what, your flag is pretty rare. You can redeem that role at another time, if you so choose to.

>>107600
Use Phosgene. It smells like musty hay, so Twilight shouldn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

>>107619
>that picture
Im-fucking-plying.

>>107620
It's cool man no problem

>>107621
tell her the day's events and remind yourself that she's the reason you're stuck like this. No bad rolls please!
[ 1d100 = 54 ]

>suddenly an anonfilly shows up in your room
>after a reality check and a few questions, you find out she was an anon who just an heroed
>wary of you and your advances, you already notice her tearing up
how would you help her to become happy?

>>107625
bring her to my computer and let her shitpost for a while, obviously.

>>107625
If she just offed herself, she needs comfort more than anything. Bring her over to your bed and Cuddle the fuck out of her until she lets out all of her pent up sadness.

>>107625

Cuddle her until she falls asleep.

>>107622
Well, it works just like you described as a energy shield, but unlike it being pretty much non existant to matter like it implied on your post it repels stuff. What would be the point to energy shields if even some measly pistol shots could simply go through without a problem?

Also i think that magic shields being nothing more than an AoE repelant doenst sound too far off tbh

>>107625
Grab her by the p- chest fluff and tell her that there s no god here, only I, then share some montain dew with her
Meanwhile hide anything that she could use to kys

>>107626
With hooves?

>>107629
if I can type this with my nose, she'll be fine.

>>107629
I was more referring to how impossibly fast you would have to react to put up a shield in that situation.

Anyways, with that sort of thing surface area is a huge factor. You can make a shield that can stop a car at highway speed, but a rifle round has, per square inch, more kinetic energy behind it.

>>107632
I want green of somepony trying to rape anonfilly, but she just likes it.

>>107621
Feel free to suggest things for the filly to do after she wakes up, no need to roll though. I'm going to leave off here for the night and let you all ponder the implications of offing 'OOC' Twilight. Yes, it's an alternate universe. You can stop calling her that, she was never meant to be in-character.
"Y-yes."
>Damn filly emotions, you're starting to tear up.
>You just let it happen as you bury your face in her chest and begin to sob.
>Sure, she's an abusive cunt who kidnapped you from your world for her studies, but if she hadn't been there, you would be dead right now.
>"Shh… shh… let it all out. I'm here now."
>And she's all you have now.
"S-she knocked me over, a-and then she t-tried to b-break my ribs again…"
>"I'll see to it that she's taken care of." She gently lifts you with her magic, carefully lying you down belly-up on her back.
>Could this be all she wants, just a filly to take care of?
>No… you'd be crazy if you conformed to this!
>Aaaaaah!
>You can't fucking decide!
>You feel yourself slowly drifting off to the rhythmic movements of Twilight's back.
>Your last thought before slipping into a deep sleep is that you never thought you'd ride a pony Non-sexually.
>…

"Sure why not, you can play with us."

The old pony, as it turns out, was a pretty fun guy, and you manage to kill a few more hours playing as "princesses and squire" in Fort Bubblewrap with him before you inevitably get bored and betray him. As he stands guard at the Fort's gate, you conspire with your co-princess Twilight to cast him into the moat, where he is eaten alive by alligators. He screams in terror as the nefarious reptiles - made from green pillows that you snagged from another room - sink their teeth into his soft pony flesh.

Speaking of reptiles, you realize that you may have left Spike back at home. Your heart almost seizes as you worry about whether or not he might be okay. These fears are soon alleviated, however as you see Princess Cadence walk into the room with Spike slumped across her back.

>"So… how are you girls doing?"

>>107637
not bad
[ 1d100 = 91 ]

>>107639
forgot to add asking her how she is

Rolled 66
>>107631
But muzzles are also larger than a nose, unless she was friggin cat sized or maybe even then
If you did type that with your nose then good job thou

>>107633
Well on the first panel it says that shields are invisible to humans so i always supposed that it was already cast right then, only being more focused on a side on second panel when it says to "imeddiately summon on opposing direction"

About the size of the magic shield wouldnt be just the surface area, since it d give constant deceleration on the bullet, therefore being more effetive than a energy shield.
Still its power is certainly just guess work because magic n shiz

>>107635
Boop OOC Twilight to cure her from the OOC syndrome because she s being quite OOC
Also Twilight is pretty darn OOC there m8
>pic

>>107637
Obligatory >Rape

>>107641
their hooves are slightly pointed, she could try that.
I did type it with my nose, took about 3 minutes.

>>107629
With a pencil held in your mouth and making use of the caps lock.

>>107641
I had that coming.

>>107643
and that's where foreplay comes in

>wake up one day as the filly
>but you're not in horseland
how fucked are you, and what would you do? other than furiously masturbate, that is

>>107586
Shoulda gone with a different name for filly. Like Orange Peel. That way she could go by OP all the time, what with being a humongous faggot and all.

>>107619
Clearly that picture is both fake and gay. Ponies aren't even that big, how am I supposed to believe any of it if they can't even get that right?

>>107647

Go about my day as normal. See if anyone notices. Maybe go down to the DMV and get my ID changed.

>>107647
>tfw living in dorms with a bunch of people you don't even know
filly is scare

>>107647
>Live alone
>Can no longer work for a living or appear in public at all for fear of abduction by shady government types
>Run out of internet
>Run out of power
>Run out of water
>Run out of food
>Die before the first three even become a problem

Die, I guess is what I'd do, what happens to my now filly corpse isn't my problem after that.

>>107641
>If you did type that with your nose then good job thou
That swiping shit would come in really handy.

>Still its power is certainly just guess work because magic n shiz
What is this? An anon being reasonable?

>>107651

>tfw moved out of the dorms and into my own apartment, and have a rather chill housemate
Honestly, the bigger thing to be of concern for me would be establishing legal personhood of my new self, and explaining to certain authorities when I replace my IDs that yes, I am the person pictured here, even though I look completely different.

I'd probably have to start off with emails to the Nonhuman Rights Project and SETI, along with a few senators… and then creating a temporary fix by creating a corporation and legally establishing myself as both owner and property of said corporation.

>>107647
Walk out into the middle of a crowded city so that there's too many witnesses for the government to disappear me. Once they arrive though, go with them willingly; I'm sure they'd be more interested in bloodwork, DNA sequencing, and CAT-scans than dissection.

>You slowly trudged home, Twilight's wing blocking the wind, and just a little tired from your long day
>"Did you have fun with your friend? You weren't mean, were you?" she asked
"Mmmhmmm. And no, I was a perfect little filly"
>You moved a little and walked closer to Twiggles, eager to share some warmth on this unusually cold night.
>"That's wonderful. His mom wasn't mean to you?"
>loadedquestion.png
"Naw, I love her, she's super-nice and makes great spaghetti."
>You heard Twilight grumble to herself
>Wait, was she JEALOUS?
>"W-well, of course she's not as nice to you as she is to Button, mothers love their foals more than anypony else ever could. Don't feel bad about being less important to her."
>Nice try Purple, years of ignoring (((Their))) propaganda made you immune to memetic attack
>"Don't worry, you have your own mama to love you." she paused for a bit to nuzzle you, and walked on
>Wait, why the fuck didn't she just teleport both of you home?
>Probably wanted more physical contact

>>107656
>Be Twilight
>You neared home, Nonny shivering at your side
>She was so cute
>Maybe Anon shouldn't spend more time with Button, at least at his house
>You didn't want her getting too close to Tender Heart
>You didn't want her finding another mother figure. She was YOUR filly, nopony else could have her
>Maybe if you and Glimmer became a couple you'd be willing to share a bit
>You'd be the alpha mom, of course
>You opened the door to the Friendship Catle, appreciating the draft of warm air that greeted you
>But how to seperate Nonny from Button without another Aryanne scenario?
>…
>Maybe… maybe you could manipulate Tender into being mean to Anon to spoil any potential relationship between the two
>You could work on that later. Your filly was chilly.
>With a little magic, a fire burst out in the fireplace, and Nonny scooched over to it, eager for the warmth
"Alright Sweetie, I'm gonna make you some hot soup, then you need a bath."
>Anon made a sad moaning noise
>Fillies.
>You levitated a pot under the sink spout, and listened to the water pour into it
>Fwwwwwoooooooooooossshhhh………..
>You were sure that she had already eaten, but Anon usually had a second dinner anyway
>You took this moment to appreciate your life
>You had friends, family, and a filly
>Life was great.
>You lifted the pot onto the stove and lit the magical fire, pouring ingredients into the water
>Powdered broth, noodles, carrot slices, and lots of salt
>Anon LOVED salt.
>Quite unhealthy, really.

>>107657
>In just a few minutes, a warm pot of soup had been cooked
"Anon! Dinner!"
>"Can I eat it in here??" you heard her voice echo in
"You sit down at the table right now young filly!"
>You used a ladle to scoop soup into a bowl, and slid it onto the table. A glass of water followed soon after
>Anon pulled the chair out and hopped onto it, sitting on her haunches
>"Th-thank you."
"I'm sorry, what was that?" you asked with a smirk
>"I said THANKS, I'm not gonna say it again."
>She promptly began scooping up soup and eating it with a regular rhythm
>You pulled out a chair on the opposite side and twisted it around, sitting on it, your head resting on your hooves which were nestled on top of the chair's back
>It was half a minute before Nonny responded
>"Uh… d'ya need something Purple?"
"No, I just like to watch you eat. It makes me feel happy."
>So you sat in silence, watching her scoop and eat the dinner YOU had provided, until her bowl was empty
"Do you want more sweetie?"
>"…Naw. I'm good."
"Okay, go clean your dishes, and I'll start the bath
>You teleported to the upstairs bathroom (this shit was convenient)
>You turned on the bathtub, plugging the drain when the temperature rose to comfy levels
>After a few moments, the water had filled to a satisfactory degree
"Anon!! Your bath is ready!!"
>You hear her yell something unintelligible, followed by a scampering noise as she climbed the stairs at a jogging pace
>She walked into the bathroom shyly, still not comfortable living in your home
"Here, let me take the collar off."
>Anon edged closer to you and leaned her head down, exposing her neck to you
>It was unecessary, it was magically sealed
>With just a thought, the collar expanded, and Nonny shook her head, the collar falling onto the floor with a *clunk*
"C'mon, get in."
>She slowly trotted to the bathtub edge, penetrating the surface of the warm water with a hoof
>Satisfied with the temperature, she slid into the tub, careful not to disturb the water
>She sat there a minute before noticing your continued existence
>"Uh… you okay there Purple?"
"…I told you to call me Mommy."
>"Can you go? I'm trying to bathe here."
>…
>"*sigh* MOMMY, can you please leave?"
"Why? It's not like you're wearing any less than you were before."
>"Well I'd feel better if you left."
"But then who would wash you, silly filly?"
>"I can wash myself." she said with dejection, as if she already knew what was gonna happen next
"Well, I say you can't." You moved closer
>"…Let's just get this over with."
>You held a shampoo container between your hooves and sprayed it over her head, and proceeded to rub it through her mane
>She tried not to coo as the soap was lathered into her scalp
>Soon you had finished that part of her body
"Come on, time for your tail."
>You loved this part
>Seeing her so vulnerable, so exposed
>It was proof she trusted you
>Well, not willingly, but still
>You poured more soap into your hooves, and rubbed it into her tail generously, using her plot as a backboard
>Eventually your filly had been scrubbed from mane to hoof, and hopped out of the soapy tub
>You unplugged the tub with your magic, grabbing a towel from the counter
>You scooped up your daughter in the towel, and sat down, cradling her in your hooves, her head peeking out from inside the linen fabric
"Anon?"
>"Y-yeah?"
"I love you."
>…
"Say it."
>…
>"I love you, Twilight" she answered in a begrudging tone
>Well, it was a start

>>107543
tfw I made the filly that caused so much unexpected butthurt.

>>107619
>implying I care about their shitty headcanon
>implying bullets will be slowed effectively by high energy particles
No.

>>107619
I love this image, because it implies two things.

1) Equestrians would have enough knowledge about human equipment to make an effective countermeasure before its too late

and 2) that the human wielding the weapon would discharge all his ammunition on a single target like its a 1980 action movie

>>107621
>>107635
I vote to at minimum delay murder [ 1d100 = 47 ]

>>107658
>Be Anonfilly, the next morning, sitting at the breakfast table
>The Crystal Meth Castle had like four tables dedicated to eating
>Anyway, you had just finished up a hearty, healthy breakfast of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs™
>And, lo and behold, Twilight came out of the stairwell to the basement
>You personally knew there was a prison cell down there
"Hey Pur- Twilight", you put on your prettiest smile, "Can I go to Button's house?"
>He was a pretty cool colt, plus he had some vidya
>"Mmmm…" you could see her mulling it over, "Nope. You and I are having fun today"
>Fuck.
>Somehow you knew it wouldn't be 'fun' for you

>Be Anon
>You sat in a clean, well-furnished bookstore smack dab in the middle of Canterlot's famous Prominẽ Boulevard, the shop probably older than most governments
>It was surprisingly modern on the inside; clean tables, new carpet and of course, shelves of books on the walls that reminded you a bit too much of home.
>Smelled like coffee, of course
>The chair you sat in was comfy, the cushions covered with some kind of denim padding; alongside it sat shopping bags full of leg-high stockings, bedsheets, and fancy chocolates (the only store you'd enjoyed visiting.)
>Your tum-tum was still full of free samples
>The table in front of you was littered with dozens of books you'd shot down
>"Origins of Equiish Linguistics", its cover without image or illustration; "Rock On!", featuring a bored-looking earth pony on the cover -presumably the author-; and "Achievements and Inventions of Zebras" (an incredibly small tome)
>Jesus purple, find something I would like
>"Are you SURE you don't want any nonfiction??" she yelled from behind a bookcase.
"Yes, Twilight! I already hate this life enough."
>She peers out from behind a bookshelf, giving you an icy stare and speaking in a harsh whisper
>"Anon! Don't say things like that!"
>You grumble noncommittaly
>You weren't a suicidefag anyway
>"How about this one?" Twilight asked, floating over a small, pink book from the 'Self-Help' section
>You grabbed it in your hooves and looked down
>"How to Make Friends." with a smiling colt and filly standing next to each other, obviously friends and/or fuckbuddies
"…I don't need this." you said, throwing the book gently down at your (metaphorical) feet
>"Well, I just thought that maybe you'd like to brush up and learn some pony mannerisms, and try to expand your horizons a bit."
"But I've already got two friends."
>"But wouldn't you like MORE?" she asked with a smile
"Not really."
>She turned down to look at a low shelf, hiding her disappointment
>Although… more friends meant more time outside the Castle
>You paused
"Well…"
>Her face looked up back at you
"Will you buy their birthday presents?"
>"Sure!" she brightened noticeably
"Done."
>The two of you shook hooves, and in but a moment you were standing out on the sidewalk, another bag added to the floating mass

>>107688
>leg-high stockings
that's pretty hot

>>107689
Just dont let Pinkie catch the filly wearing it, I dont want to think the amount of >Rape that would happen

>>107689
Leg high stockings are just pants.

>>107692
>implying ponk wouldn't just show off her collection of socks and stockings before giving her some fluffy pink ones that hug her thighs nicely with the extra length, then have a sock/stocking party with all the fillies and colts from her school
>>107698
australia quit ruining everything

>>107701
I wish to be molested by Pinkie Pie and/or act as an enabler for her pedophilic tendencies, slowly pushing her over the edge.

>>107707
I wish to paint the filly green

>>107712
>Thumbnail gets colored
RIP

>>107714
Good thing I didn't close the program yet