c5dac No.63085[Last 50 Posts]
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
Tracy has to pick a pocket or two
|Rolled 2 + 25|
*Picks Torc's pocket*
Torc: Sulking intensifies
Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
*Walks up to Infernius*
"Go hug her, now."
Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
*Kicks him in the foot*
*walks out of tunnels*
"Me find him myself then."
"Wait" Thez implores
Tracy appears visibly frustrated
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
“You feeling ok, meme magician?”
"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
"No, not really. But we'll get back to that."
Reeeeeeeeeeeee! Hug the girl first!
She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
*kicks horse in face*
"Me might not make it back, thez me love you."
Tracy appears personally fixatd on this particular issue
*Places hand on Pony to try to calm her*
"This is hard on him pony"
|Rolled 20 + 36|
Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand
"You're… not… going… anywhere
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
Yeah he real isn't leaving now.
*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
Snap, there's an undeniable oversized-hand that's pretty compulsive
You're not getting away that easily.
You aren't leaving>>63122
Torc's faggot does a small bow
"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
"Fuck all of you!"
Torc strolls up to Infernius
"You aren't strolling to your death before you meet your daughter. Now go fucking talk to her before I adopt her for myself"
"Let me flay him!"
"… I will. At least, I hope to. But for right now, Soros is the least of your concerns."
Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
*thrashes in gay fucking hand*
Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
"Fuck you nigger, no one cares."
"The only nigger I'm seeing here is you"
"Let him be…. It's not easy missing your daughter's first 14 years of life"
"I bet soros rapes those horses"
"Are you really…?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,… where,… why,…." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?">>63143
Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,…" but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
"You dont understand, me can fix this."
|Rolled 16 + 20|
"You're gonna need help"
*Humps leg again*
"No. You all might get killed, and me guess no more enteron."
"ShhhShhh… It's okay pony. Let them work in out"
"I don't think you understand. Fuck George Soros. Seriously, Fuck that guy!"
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
"Me understand, you all staying here."
"I'm not staying put until I can help Felicia"
might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
"I don't think you can do it alone. Let us get a stab at that fucker">>63154
"Do you think she's not my responsibility as well?"
"Me will remove all your limbs except head if you make me."
Stix looks on at the chaos in confusion
"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
" Thez says with emphasis that suggests that she'll not stand for argument. And she's levelled since Infernius last saw her,… not that she couldn't 'assert' herself previous.>>63157
"I can fix that, if its a pissing contest,…."
"Reeeeeeeee why are you all against me."
"Well…. You didn't slash her">>63158
"Me and you both"
"What are you proposing? It sounds like you want to go off on a death-mission."
"Better me than you addy and the rest."
"Listen, I'm about to kick you in the mixxed nuts so hard they become ovaries."
*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
"Me will rip out your fucking foal cunt!"
"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off. Like last time,….
"It's okay Infernius. This situation is stressful for all of us"
*Wraps lasso around immoble bull and pulls him towards Addy*
"I… always wanted,.. a dad…." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are……."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
"Beat me if you like, me a terrible dad. Me deserve to be killed by soros…"
Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,…."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.
"YOU don't get to decide anymore!"
"You met Sechs Verseiben?"
*sits on Brad, because reasons*
"Adeline! Dont raise your voice to your mother!"
>>63183reeeeees, because reasons
You're still being held, pony!>>63180
"There were other Unicorns?"
Hold her butt then. There's a lot to hold onto.
"No, I met Seiben, his son. And he was great. He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T," she says with a wave. Now when I say a wave, I don't mean anything lasting. What I do mean however, is that she (Addy) has a certain force of presence, where she can 'wave' her emotional state into the immediate surroundings. At the moment she's sad and hurt, because all she's ever known is ignominy, for reasons beyond her control or ability to mitigate.>>63184
"Who are YOU to tell me what to do!?"
"DD, please, it's,…."
"Who am me? Me am Infernuis "mother fucking" Preston, me am the one who you are angry at. Beat me it will make you feel better."
"I just met you though"
"Me am the deadbeat that never got to see you grow up. Me am the loser who wasnt here to protect you and you mother."
>>63187>He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T
Torc grimaces at the words
"Heh, first I found out the poor unicorn I brought here is pretty much being killed everyday and I get spat on and insulted by father and daughter…"
Torc stops the spell and walks away again>"Damnit you emotional little bitch"
Torc begins to point his gun, but stops and lowers it
"Forget it, I'm gonna go see what I can do"
He trys making his way to a watch tower or the likes
"You see this?! This is the only one of you who isn't a pussy!"
"No! I've lived by your rules, I've hid from everything. To what end?! Where am I to go from this except to die
And to this, Thez has NO response. All that can be heard from her is choked breath and astonished silence.
*bends addy over knee*
"You will listen to your mother!"
"Like,… like all my friends,"
Wait, did she just say Torc is the only one who isn't
Trumpaladin interjects, though perhaps with not enough force to overcome what is going on in front of him
"How do I get back"
"Oh stop it, he just wants to leave the room to get away from drama. Now all of you hush. I need to get back to the past. I mean, we need to get back to the past"
As he says this they hear a ray sound
"Hey shit this feels good"
Torc casts Ray of frost on one of the lizard people outside the walls
Stix, still confused, lays down in the other room and waits for the group to settle down. Seeing that this could be a lengthy wait, Stix takes a rest.
"So,… so does she." Thez says, and Infernius can see that just saying this, admitting it, literally crushes her. "She didn't,… doesn't deserve this world."
*changes into dragon form and roars at inferniosj Ive had enough no apprentice of mine is going off half cocked. You think your a terrible father. Out of 5 kids only 2 of mine are still alive and i wasnt around to protect them.
Wakes up with a start at the sound of the roar
Let's go of the pony, and moves back in the room closer to the door, with Pony 2
Lenos hits the button. In an extra-ordinate display of grandiose dragon-ocity he grows to immense size, embracing his full dragon nature.
His tumultuous dragon-breath beats down on Infernius. (not the napalm dragon-breath)
|Rolled 4, 1, 3, 5, 6, 1, 1, 6, 2, 2, 2, 2, 6, 4, 1 = 46|
"EAT SHIT LIZARDS"
Torc casts freezing sphere at a large group of the reptiles.
It's his form of stress relief
*flys towards court city*
Oh even better
*jumps inside lenos mouth*
Trumpaladin goes for a walk
*spits out foul tasting bull*
You sorry excuse for a bull. I have half a mind to let my children practice their breath attacks on your worthless hide. But that would be a waste of the time i spent training you. And i wont deprive your daughter her father or my friend her mate (pathetic as he is at this moment). Instead ill do this for now
"She doesn't care."
Who said that?
Also he's in a magical force-prison. Remember that time Lenos and Thez fought (might've been early for Infernius) yeah that one.
You have a 20 by 20 cubeto move around in
*casts fire storm*
Yes, though Infernius is limited to a 20x20' space.
*lifts spiked eye ridge*
Really? A weak imitation of the spell i cast over myself all the time. You really think thats going to affect me?
I did allude to this,… directly,… not long ago
And Infernius was there for it
I remember reading that post
With the post, I was referring to Infernius casting Fire Storm and everyone crouching, versus Lenos casting it and Thez saying (at the time) GTFO to her sole charge.
As far as ethereal jaunt>>63222
Is it a walled cage, and/or are there windows?
"Um…. excuse me. You said something earlier about undesirables, or whatever you called them, that you think might be responsible for sending us through time?"
Its the cage of bars the bars are .5 inches thick with .5 inches in between>>63226
Look at post 62717 i believe on the previous thread
Its not a windowless room. But unless he can become less then .5 inches thick he cant get out using etheral jaunt
Understand, the party is a new thing to Thez. For ~ 15 years there's been nothing but Addy. I understand there are misconceptions on Infernius' end, but Thez' side it very dark and resentful, with cause.
He knows that makes it worse.
I don't think he does. Maybe I'm
missing something, but I have a real hard time identifying with is position. Having not been responsible for his own absence, I have a hard time buying his shame and regret. I have a hard time seeing him resentful and angry - aside from outrage - at the situation he finds himself in. To be honest, I expected Infernius to be the last
character ready to throw salt.
I could be wrong though.
Are you fucking serous m8?
He sees how much they've suffered by addys comments and thezs demeanour.
>"There's always a way."
A>"Shouldn't you guys take this on board? I'd guess ur gonna talk about stuff that the other characters would wanna know."
"Not always, me learned that hard way."
If that's your concern, you're misunderstanding. As the world stands, Thez (and hers, by proxy) are living on borrowed time, and when that time runs out,….
Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this, running away isn't the way to do it
. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
"How do we kill him?"
"Him? I assume you mean Soros? Now? You want to face him now? Foolishness."
"How do we get back
Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
"Can we even get back?"
"You were a princess, right? I recall you battled Soros in the Abyss or something">>63243
"I don't know, but I have to get back. What I saw in the stadium…….. It must be undone"
*struggles against cage to get to thez*
"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,… am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.>>63245
She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?
I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
"Me am her for you and addy now."
"Let me out."
"No,… she's dead. While Soros has been making plans for this world, the Bogdanoffs have been waging their own war. The house of Thez is destroyed, just like the rest of this world.">>63248
"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
"The house of…. It's destroyed? What hasn't
"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
Stern face, but she looks at Lenos and (with gesture) asks him to lift the cage.
"So Zion sent us through time. Tell me, where can we find them?"
*embraces thez with consent or not and strokes hair and kisses*
Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
"I let you go for one mission, and you disappear for over a dozen years."
"Me didnt choose to go, me didnt have a choice."
"And i guess that makes me a pussy."
"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
"Always trust for me to come back to you."
"Try not to take so long next time."
A>"Wait,… are you,…my
,…" she can't even say it.
"Yes, im your father.
"It was a few minutes for me."
Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
Who is chopping>sob
Onions in here?
>tfw ran out of alp paintings
Alright, alright, that's enough of that sappy-ass shit! So there we have it. Addy is fully introduced, Infernius isn't running off and getting himself killed,… again,… and Thez has a plan to get back to Hell, where the exopolitics might offer a solution to this whole "Samurai Jack" story-arc.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
Snek and Torc will enjoy that
Torc returns to the party in a bit of a better mood than before
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
*having dismissed thw force cage lenos reverts back to his brownie form and proceeds to drink more ale*
so were going to hell then?
Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
"Wull killing lizards get us home?">>63274
"I have to agree with Infernius. We need to get back"
"No but it could help">"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit"
"You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot">"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you"
"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,… well just what you might expect.
"Uh who has tower now?"
"Where is the Tower?"
Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
"Yeah,… uhm,… about that. I uh,… don't exactly know. Soros found some way to activate it, and I don't know where he took it." ~_~
"We better find it then"
"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
… I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own..">tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch
"So,… anyone have any ideas about how we go about it?"
"Try the court city?
"What is 'Dubai,' on that map? And you say that you knew what happened to Slovenia and the like? That you knew where they went? Well, if you know where Soros keeps his tailor, I wouldn't be surprised that if the Tower is nearby"
"The city no longer houses the Court, there's no need for it anymore.">>63288
"I've never been to Dubai, but Slovenia and Felicia were taken to Bohemian Grove, so that might be a good place to start looking."
Tracy begins flipping through the wanted posters she took.
"…Has anyone else we knew managed to survive?" She asks grimly
"I don't know of any, and if somehow there are some then they're either slaves or worse at this point." ~_~
I assume none of the posters are relevant?
"Bohemian grove sounds like a good place to start..
Wait, if the Imperial city no longer houses the court, does it even still exist?"
"Bohemian Grove it is then, the best place to start"
"I suppose that's a good point. Soros could have easily gotten rid of them too. I have no way of knowing."
"Have you seen many undead?"
"Lets go burn it down!"
"Aside from the mass in Durpistan, no," she chuckles for a moment. "They sent that after us months ago, thought that
would flush us out," she smiles with a sigh. "Some of them were from Sparintenar. It wasn't until after I put some of them down that I realized we could bolster the city defenses by coralling them."
"Those scaly creatures, down below, where did they come from? Are they demons too?" Tracy asks, knowing nothing about the world
"Are there any other factions working with Soros?"
"Burning it down just increases the chance that we will all be killed before we get back. We need to be discrete. We need to find a way back">>63297
"Well… My best guess is that the Court existed recently at least.
I entirely understand why Kefka and The Lady wanted them gone"
"It was Kefka's court; he could've destroyed them whenever he wanted. Why would he want them gone?"
"Yea you probably right."
"Those are the Slaadi. They live underground ordinarily, but they have been contracted by Soros to do his bidding. Rigidly hierarchical, the Grey ones are the ones you have to worry about, though don't get surrounded by the Blue ones either. Anyway, he uses them as an expendable army, without risking any of his abyssal forces. Pawns essentially, except don't tell them
"I'm not sure that their relationship is that great. In Kefka's case, the combined court could have presented a significant threat to him, and without the Tarrasque he wouldn't have as much leverage. The Court existed before Kefka,… betrayed us,… so who knows what their motivations and networks consist of."
"My best guess is that he couldn't destroy them whenever he wanted, or that he needed to do it discretely. Why would he want them gone? He didn't trust them. I bet he figured they had their own agenda. And considering they worked with Zion to kill him, it looks like he was right">>63302
"I thought I mentioned that years ago. Yeah, Kefka was a player too. He's the reason I went to the outer planes in the first place."
? I haven't heard any of this! I also haven't even been here a year…">>63305
"Zion is an empire that came in from the north. They came in as merchants first, but took over slowly, and summoned Soros from the outer planes"
"We crush them when we get back."
"Yes. We crush them. Flay them. Everyone of them."
>wants to kill something
"You're right about that."
"Those salami things. If they're already here, does that mean they've relayed our location to the abyssals?"
"And if so, does that mean Soros's hoard could arrive sooner or later, if they've seen any of us?"
"Undoubtably, but I doubt they realize the significance of your arrival.">>63313
I forget, did Brad ever declare who he was in that fight with the groundskeeper, or did he keep his identity obscured (chicken disguise).
"When we go get thing back?"
So where exactly are we?
Getting ready to leave for the grove?
I don't think he identified himself, other than as a man of Football. That alone could lead to a conclusion, except he also did a good job of cutting the Gay into pieces and dissolving the body in Holy Ade. I'd say he's fine.>>63316
Thez shrugs, "Whenever we're ready. Bohemian Grove lies in the forest beyond where Kiynen's swamp is,… was perhaps,….">>63317
"I'm ready if need be." Tracy says, stretching
"Question is, who's going to stay behind?"
*Looks briefly at Addy, Spike, and [insert name here]*
"Well, I don't mean to leave anyone behind, but there are children here.. If those salamis get wise to the situation, they'll have to relocate anyway, but is it right to just take them into uncharted enemy territory…" Tracy says, with a look that expresses that she's not so sure of her proposition
"Shouldn't someone stay here in case the hoard breaks the barrier? Unless you have a plan for where to make camp outside the grove."pardon my autism. I'm sick as hell and not thinking straight….
"I'm going, at Lea to help Felicia"
"I mean you do have point but couldn't kiyen protect them?"
I assumed Kiynen was going to stay with her chicks. Wasn't sure about anyone else though.
Lenos can stay I guess
Tremendous stomping can be heard from over the side of the building, crowing closer. Finally, Kiynen swings her massive head over the side of the building (she's crawling up it).
"We're not staying here. If this works, this nightmare scenario can be avoided," she 'quietly' roars.
"You think about it wrong meme boy, if we get back we can help felica by not letting her get captured."
Tracy nods with hesitant conviction
"Oh hey lenos girl."
"I agree with I'nis and Kiynen. As much as I hate to leave Felicia and Slovenia - as well as others - to their fate, as well as risking the children, its our best hope."
"Haven't seen you in a while"
Thez dabs on Infernius
"But if we change the past.. what'll happen to all of you in the present..?"
"We've got to get back"
"I… I don't know that either. But we can't leave things as they are."
Torc grimaces a little bit before Snek slaps him with his tail>"Pull yourself together, you can make sure it doesn't happen."
"Alright, fine. So where do we start?"
"Will you all just disappear?" Tracy presses, looking rather confused about the whole situation
"They were conceived before the time divergence. A different version of them would exist probably, after 15 years"
"That's one possibility. Another is that this world will continue on, and a new future will be forged for the past timeline, like a parallel dimension. Those who venture to wield such magics are not often available for comment in the aftermath.">>63340
"Uhm,… that's actually not
"What about this version though?"
"This universe cannot be allowed to continue to exist"
"There be happy version but we be with them so we age 15 years too."
"What about everyone in it though? What would happen to them?"
"Replaced by something better"
"If everything works out, that's the idea/plan."
this is why time travel stories piss me off sometimes.
Tracy still looking confused, busies herself with sharpening her already-sharp knives.
"I'll have to prepare some things. Please excuse me for a bit. Addy, stay with your father."
"Tell me about yourself adoplha."
I g2g for about half an hour
Her eyes widen to the size of dinner-plates. 8D
"Weeeeeeeelllll,…." and then stops for a moment to think. "Uhm,… no one's really asked me about myself before. Uhm,… I like to climb things, and I'm very sneaky," she says with a slightly mischievous look. "I like to sing, but I'm not nearly
as good as mom,…" she gasps in excitement, but quickly shuts her mouth. My favorite food is Dragon Turtle,… OH! I can cook pretty well too!">>63352
No worries, I'm about to step out for a bit (like 15 minutes) myself.
"Wow you seem very talented, wanna sing daddy a song?"
>>63353>"She's my new best friend"
"what about me?>"What about you?"
She giggles a bit. "I wouldn't say I'm talented,… its just that its so boring
around here. Aside from playing with Spike and Slab I figure that's a good enough name for the other one. I think I came up with one last night, but oh well
or Sammy and Bunbun there's really not a whole lot to do."
She leans over to Infernius and whispers to him.
"Why is the skinny guy talking to himself? Does he do that often?" then at normal volume "Hold on, I don't even know any of your names."
"You asked me earlier"
"Oh right. Brad, wasn't it?"
"Oh me sure you can sing just as well as your mom *whispers* maybe even a little bit better, me would be honored to hear song.>>63357
"Uh yeah hes kinda touched in the head, he a pretty good guy though. Me name is Infernuis."
"Oh, sorry. Slipped my mind. I'm Torcuil, and this is Mr. Snek"
Mr. Snek's hat becomes a top hat and he removes it with a little bow
"So thaaaaaats what she meant when she said "I'nis is easier.">>63361
She nods to Torcuil, and then returns Snek's bow with a curtsey. "Enchante">>63363
8D She looks to Trump. "CAN I?!"
>>63357>Turns out I didn't actually need to leave but will soon so it might be another half hour
"The name's Tracy."
A soft hiss-like "reeeing" sound escapes Trumpaladin's mouth
"Hiya Tracy!" she turns to Stix. "And what's your name?"
*Firmly grasps leg*
"His name stick.">>63364
More of the exasperated sound escapes his mouth
Okay, now I actually g2g
K, Tracy will be dead when you get back.>waves
But what if Addy dabs back?
Amidst the conversation, Thez slowly approaches, watching but not wanting to disrupt the scene. As she does so, Addy turns to her and runs up and whispers something in her ear.>>63373
And Thez hits Infernius with a katsuken
And he flies that many feet. No damage tho.
"So uh, I hate to break up you and Infernius' heart touching PDA, but now what?"
She never even sang."
"There will be plenty of time for fun and games later. Besides, you're the one who wanted to dab on her,… she doesn't even know what a dab is!"
Tracy gets her stuff ready to go.
"For shame! You didnt tell her about dabbing"
What's wrong with dabbing?
"The whole point of dabbing is being witnessed doing it." she replies dryly.
*shakes head* im lenos spike and slabs father
"You have kids too?"
8D "So they're "your
fault"? I heard alot
about you from Kiynen! I,… didn't realize u'd be so smol tho," she measures their height difference.
Thez blushes again, "Addy, consider your words."
A>"What? Its what Kiynen always said! First there was 'this guy' who was a little bastard but strangely charming, and they had lots of fun and played "played" and then those eggs popped out and it was all his fault."
thanks to a cult curse that made me this small.>>63392
Yes i have kids apparently……and they are quite the dapper young dragons if i do say so myself
Heh ya played is a good …… term. So are my kids friends of yours?
"So, when are we leaving?"
"I'll be ready in just a moment," Thez replies. She walks over to Addy. "Addy, this is going to be very dangerous. I want you to keep this with you," she says, holding out her size-appropriate quarterstaff she's only 4'4" tall
Excited by the idea, but unsure what this all means, Addy reluctantly takes it. "But this is,… o, okay."
T>"Stay behind me at all times, got it?"
A> Nods, nervously but affirmatively.
Thez then looks at the rest of the party. "Well, I guess this is it? Does anyone have any last minute preparations or considerations?"
"Yeah, where will Sam and Bunny be perching when we're infiltrating the grove? They're not exactly easy to hide."
"Why would we leave them behind? They have a stake in this too. Do you think they just shrugged and went about their business when you left?"
*Hugs birds protectively*
"Y-you don't expect them to be on the battlefield, do you?!"
"Directly, no. But they can get us there quickly and with relative discretion, assuming they fly within the cloud-bank. And, do you really think they're
just gonna let you walk out of here?"
As she says this, Bunny starts bonking Tracy on the head with her beak. (not painfully)
You misunderstand. Tracy was asking where she would park her birds, so that they wouldn't draw attention at the grove.
Both Snek and Torc inspect their guns.
"Nope we're ready"
Fug it. They'll find some mountain to land behind.
Let's get to the battlefield already.
*Grooms birds for take off*
*Generously oils knives*
*hugs addy and thez*
*shrugs shoulders* im ready when you are. I need to kill something in the worst way
I should take a moment to specify. While several of the party members have empathic links which allow them to communicate over distance and detect the direction to the other party, Thez and Infernius are not exclusive to this phenomena. I point this out because, while there is no potential for communication, or for that "direction sense" of the other's location, both Thez and Infernius can sense Addy's proximity through the same link.
I wanted to iterate that before progressing, because its probably going to come into play.
As far as preparations are concerned, the currently available fliers are Sammy, Bunny, and Fae. Obviously the first two have the highest carrying capacity, and other characters can individually do flying shit, but does anyone have a preference/idea who rides who?
A>"I want Bunbun!"
T>"I'm with Her" deliberate shitpost
Trumpaladin rides Fae
Torc casts fly on Snek and climbs on his back
"It's not the airship, but you'll do buddy"
Tracy gets on Sams back.
And Infernius has Utachit.
So, we're all ready?
Alright. Let's get messy.
*turns back into dragon form* i got my own wings thank you very much
Thez gets a wistful look when he says that.
Okay, so it's Lenos (in dragon, w/ no riders), Kiynen (with both babbies), Bunny (with Thez and Addy), Sammy (with Tracy), Snek with Torcuil, Uatchit with Infernius,… Stix?
Stix hops on Fae with Trump
"OHHHHHHH What shall we do with the drunken sai-"
>"I'm about to drop him"
"Alright fine, just have your gun ready, and here. Have some armor"
Torc casts mage armor on himself, which also affects Snek.
And for one last extra buff.
Torc grabs his staff of abjuration and casts shield.
To help GM: Both Torc and Snek now have ACs of 32, and Torc has the following spells remaining:
Couldn't find a better version. But it does help. With a minor cantrip from Thez, Addy starts to sing the Ahhhhh part.>>63434
I'm so not keeping track. I trust you will tho.
And I say that, having pulled 'available spells' shenanigens in the past
I'll keep track.>Rulefags myself
I tried to find a female cover for consistency, but all I get is Beyonce shit
*loads crossbow with 5 screaming bolts*
Thez calls out "You still got those javelins of lightning?" over the increasing wind and disturbance, as they take flight out of the city, to the enraged sound of the Slaadi.
"Umm.. I don't remember restocking.."
I thought she used up her last one (there were 3 right?) on the tarrasque, but I also remember Thez getting more before the party went to get Infernius. Are you saying she gave them to Tracy?
Tracy gives The whatever's in the bag.
"Adolf me dont know if you can hearvme but me pray that you bless us on our mission."(Hitler smiles upon Infernius in his venture to thwart Zion and Globalism)
I feel like an idiot for requesting that.
I'd appreciate any buffs though.
There were 4 left when Thez gave Tracy the bag. I don't recall her using them, but I could easily
have overlooked. I don't recall restocking, but again,…
Also, she's not asking for them, but just clarifying.
I used one against the first demon invasion
One on Korak's ass
And one to finish off the Tarrasque.
Hmm, I guess she still has one.
Lifting into the lower bank of the constant overcast that has plagued this world for years, the party proceeds along, over the wasted and shrivelled forests toward a large hill that has been stripped of any vegetation. A variety of structures dot the hillside, most notably the crystalline Pyramid-top of the tower, which at some point appears to have been embedded in the top of the hill.
Um…. the hill where it used to be?
Could the hill provide cover for the birds to land?
No, a different hillside, far more to the east and north than the "starting point"
How did she find it?
Tracy looks down for any signs of sapient activity.
Rolling spot without modifiers cuz I forgot them
"These days, EVERYONE knows where Bohemian Grove is, whether for or against."
"What's this place like?!" Tracy shouts over the wind
"What is the Bohemian Grove?"
So, four structures in the surrounding area, and a curling spire that leads to the top?
"Its where (((they))) revel in their domination and exploitation of this world!" (shouting cuz wind and distance)>>63458
Yes. Since the party is airborne, the pathways are less relevant, but I can't be remiss now can I?
Additionally, I should mention,… the main door to the Tower is blow ground level,….
Tracy looks for a spot to keep her angels safe so she can get off and slaughter things.
"Where we go first?"
From the air, the "eyeball" is a keep (a tower surrounded by a hearty wall), the tail looks like a series of shops, the back leg is a temple of sorts, and the foreleg-elbow looks like an inn
Tracy signals her bird to land a good distance from the hill, her eyes on those shops.
I'mma rampage those shops, then the temple.
A temple? Describe
Now when you say a good distance from the hill, you realize that puts Tracy outside
the hill, right?>>63467
Aside from the 6-pointed stars n shit?
Let's go see.
Maybe they have some unholy stuff worth stealing.
>>63468>Outside the hill.
Is there any visible way she could land these airplane-sized animals without drawing attention?
We need to burn it upon leaving.
That goes without saying.
Probably not, the hillside sports only grass, making any sort of concealed approach impossible
I would recommend not wasting time that could allow Soros to get a head start in reacting to the party, since the party will lose the element of surprise the moment they land, but whatever
are the walls scale-able with Tracy's grappling hook? Her priority to to keep her birdies safe.
>just now finds out about bonus spells
Would Trump like eagle's splendor?
But faggy temple that is literally blocking hitlers power.
"He's right, its probably GM offering some faggy nonsense to distract us with!"
Tracy could use some bull's strength.>>63477
Infernius would be ideologically obligated to destroy it.
Clerics have codes of conduct too.
I wanted to horse around a bit, but sure…
I don't have that one
Torc casts eagle splendor on himself
Yea i can let it go in the name of getting back to the past.
This. We gotta get back. Back to the past
So we can destroy every one of them before they are built
"I could be wrong, there could be gibs inside,…">>63485
"He's right! I don't like saying that by the way!"
Okay, let's land closer to the center then.
What would they she upon leaving?
"You're landing?!" and then to Addy, "Hold on DD," before leaping from Bunny in mid flight.
Wait are they over them?
Could she just jump off and roll a tumble?
If Tracy can get away with doing that, and not splat, sure. Thez has teleport and airwalk.
>"Ding! Please fasten your seatbelts as we begin our descent into Bohemian Grove International."
Snek begins to descend behind the others, establishing the back line
|Rolled 20 + 16|
Fae: Spot checkNo, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
|Rolled 7 + 25|
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.>inb4 1
Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
… or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Should we roll initiative?
That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
|Rolled 4 + 7|
|Rolled 13, 7 = 20|
Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
|Rolled 6, 9 = 15|
|Rolled 12, 7 = 19|
Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
|Rolled 20, 18 = 38|
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
|Rolled 19, 16 = 35|
Thats what im wondering about lenos
I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
Idk what's happening anymore…
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
Embillish a bit
Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.>>63524
Only for combat sequence
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
|Rolled 12, 5 = 17|
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
Snek can fly for the moment, no need>>63529
No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
>>63533>I was catty
It's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
|Rolled 18, 18 = 36|
The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
|Rolled 5, 9 = 14|
Kiynen and co
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,… except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).
The official order is
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
Stix? It's your turn.
|Rolled 4, 7 = 11|
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy! I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
|Rolled 2, 7, 8 = 17|
Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,….
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion >>63556
Fae misses with her leading paw. Just
her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
|Rolled 7, 18, 20, 15 = 60|
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
What's it look like?
Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).
(At long last)
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,…. oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
|Rolled 18, 17, 17, 7 = 59|
"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
She's on the ground tho…
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
What did Tracy stab through?
Rather, what did it look like?
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
Trumpaladin is riding Fae so is stix
so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.>>63590
More than 5
|Rolled 10, 3, 5, 17, 16 = 51|
Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
|Rolled 14, 18, 3 = 35|
Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
One attack of opportunity for Stix
|Rolled 9 + 10|
|Rolled 17 + 11|
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)
|Rolled 7, 8, 18, 1, 15, 20, 11, 3 = 83|
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,….
I'll say Torc was with them
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
|Rolled 12 + 20|
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
fucked up with that sentence there…
Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.>>63604
If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
|Rolled 9 + 20|
Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
Are we splitting up?
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
Uh, its a rather long and winding path
What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
>>63620Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots"
"Excuse me? You take orders from me.">"I'll grapple you"
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.>>63625
Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
|Rolled 12 + 5|
reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
|Rolled 11 + 27|
Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
|Rolled 18, 19, 10, 3, 19, 2 = 71|
Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
Bull rush the door
Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?>>63636
What a waste of a pali
The synagogue of Satan
>>63634>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"
Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
I bull rush the keep.
Ah k, perfect.>>63641
"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.>>63644
Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
|Rolled 13 + 7|
Snek trys his luck at the door
Is he shooting it?
|Rolled 6 + 27|
One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "… and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.>>63649>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
|Rolled 17 + 9|
Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
Infernuis follows behind snek.
Infernius wails on the door a bit more before he
cn fit through. Meanwhile.>>63654
Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
|Rolled 11 + 17|
|Rolled 3 + 17|
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
Also, Fae claws at the door>>63655
Infernius is too big
|Rolled 1 + 8|
Does dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?>>63656
Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
Do i need to roll or no?
"Uh, Stix…. We may want to reevaluate our approach"
Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
|Rolled 7 + 25|
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent…
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
|Rolled 7, 10 = 17|
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.Checkd for Death
|Rolled 18, 10 = 28|
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.
I think the second one misses.
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly">>63675
Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
I jumo through the hole
Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.>>63685
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
I run to cover. If there is any.
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
*kick down the wall
Trumpaladin waves back
"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.
|Rolled 20 + 1|
"She got inside of the tower? Say again?"
Well done. Infernius continues to elude the ballista while Torcuil's fireball comes crashing in.>>63700
She's talking about the Synogogue
|Rolled 3, 6, 2, 4, 5, 4, 1, 4, 5, 6 = 40|
|Rolled 4, 18, 11 = 33|
One of the operators successfully runs from his ballista before the fireball comes crashing in, escaping with some charring and burns, while the other two are flame broiled extra juicy.
Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface
Caster check I guess
"Me love the smell of napalm in morning."
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface
Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
He hears a "PEW" sound, as though of a bullet ricocheting off a hard surface.>>63706
The surface is the same polished darkened glass as before, but it hums irregularly.
|Rolled 6 + 4|
Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
|Rolled 7 + 7|
Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking right
"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But… One more thing to try."
With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
|Rolled 12 + 22|
Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
|Rolled 20 + 19|
|Rolled 19, 14 = 33|
Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
|Rolled 14, 4, 14 = 32|
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
|Rolled 1, 4 = 5|
… finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
|Rolled 7, 19, 13, 11 = 50|
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.
wait, i guess its not her turn..
Leave that as a ready action then.
Yeah, that was a fail for Thez, looking up how bad real quick, still 4 solid strikes tho. While she's failing miserably,>>63726
Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.
I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
That's all i can do for tonight.
Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.>>63730
The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.
Quick! Roll a saving throw!
|Rolled 2 + 10|
Enters the structure from the balcony level, dismounting Fae if necessary
The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
Mounted crossbows and shit. Its all old and decrepid. What are you on about?
like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground…
Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
Does it appear to be older than 15 years?
Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
No, but its been several years since its been in use, by appearance and by literal story
S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
P looks like a series of shops, S is the synogogue actually, k is the keep, and I looks like an Inn.
|Rolled 1 + 1|
A>"I dunno, but something inside sounds big, and mad. Mom told me to stay outside tho."Sorry, the HEY from before was a navi shitpost
Meanwhile, both Thez and Tracy failed their saving throws and have been stunned for dice rounds by a spray of gold nuggets fired out in every direction by every nostril.
The windows of the synagogue shatter outward with the partial spray of gold nuggets. The oversized multinosed monstrocity reeeeees at the unrecoverable nuggets that escaped outside. It turns angrily toward Tracy, who it has had its ankle devastated by.
|Rolled 3 + 16|
From the top of the Keep, Fae does a spot check for activity
Well they didn't seem too bothered by the deafening roars, why would they care about the breaking glass? e_e>>63753
From the Keep's position lower on the hill, she can't see anything out of the ordinary. The keep is/was intended as a defensive structure for the base of the hill, not against the top where the synogogue is.
*runs to the synagogue of Satan*
"Addy follow me but stay out sight"
A>"Okkay," she says, holding the darkwood staff, flitting from shadow to shadow
Adeline pulls up her hood, granting +10 bonus to hide in shadows, which are everywhere because of a darkness charm on the staff, following closely behind Infernius.
Trump, Stix, and Fae fly in from the recently cleared and searched keep. Meanwhile, Thez lost her footing and got hit by the gold nuggets, where Tracy only got hit by the nuggets and is still standing. The giga-jew adjusts its position and raises a foot over Tracy for a stomp.
No dex bonus, no dodge bonus, ac is -2 cuz stunned.
Are they in range for an arrow, a roar, a pounce, or a slash?
>>63761>no dex bonus to AC
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge; can't she still evade?
Well, I guess Thez does too, so obviously not.
|Rolled 16, 2 + 12 = 30|
As the monstrosity of jewness levels its foot above Tracy for a deterministic stomp a large shadow, almost a swirl of the darkest smoke given a semblance of form and purpose, darts out from the shadows and attacks the giant's stable foot.
I forgot to mention it should be taking 2 points of strength damage every time she flanks it because of Crippling Strike.
It should've lost ~6 points from those few hits.
Good to know. It just lost more.
|Rolled 18 + 22|
Disrupted by this new attack, the Gigajew foregoes its first attack and takes a step back. With its second attack, it swipes at the shadow.
|Rolled 2, 4, 8, 10, 7, 5, 1, 1 + 24 = 62|
|Rolled 5 + 14|
Successfully, the shadow is torn into smaller pieces
|Rolled 7 + 22|
With its last attack, the giant readies its other foot and stomps down on Thez.
The Gigajew screams triumphantly at the conclusion of its attack sequence, still standing on what moments ago was Thez.
|Rolled 7, 17 = 24|
"You fucking bitch!" Tracy screams in response her eyes darting from the giant beast to Thez,
Because her faggot was too much of a drooling retard to do it earlier, she designates gigajew as her Dodge target, to gain +4 dodge bonus to AC. She takes a -5 penalty to her Attack rolls to gain +5 more AC with Combat Expertise. Gripping her defending dagger in her maw and focusing on her chain, she draws out their enhancement bonus to gain another +7 AC. And her new armor class is… a lot.
Now, thinking fast Tracy's mind flashes back to the moments she spent bullfighting with Infernius, she whirls her sparkling cape to gain total concealment until her next turn with Cloak Dance, as a move action.
With a whirl of colors, for a moment, it seems as though there are two Tracys, who both lash out with their chains.
With her chain in her claws and her mantle aflutter, Tracy uses her last standard action to make two attacks from concealment with her chain, both at her newly adjusted bonus of +15. She targets the leg she attacks earlier, stabbing into the arteries in hopes she damage the beast's leg to an extent that it won't be able to stomp anymore.
Take my cheap, slippery min-maxed attack style, you sniffling freak!
Where are you claiming all of these feats from? None of these were listed the last time you listed six
She got Cloak dance at the same time Infernius was learning Improved Bull Rush. I gave up Leadership for Combat Expertise.
You mentioned it like once in a couple days in between sessions. In actual SRD you only get feats every three levels or as class or race related bonuses. In GMs special things you need 40-50 hours in game time, and that's 40-50 hours that can't be spent killing things or traveling or tending to birds. You don't get a free feat every week of real life time that goes by.
That's not what I'm doing.
TBH, I do remember cloak dance. It was something that when presented I decided I wanted Thez to have it too (and would have had were I aware of it previously).
So where exactly did we leave off with Torc and Snek?
Weren't they examining the pyramid?
I was under the impression that I was being told not to, and I haven't done anything since he cast fireball
Then Torc is arriving outside the Synogogue at about the same time as Infernius and Addy by foot, and Trump, Stix, and Fae, by Fae, who wastes no time and flies in the very same window Thez entered from. Speaking of Thez, she's right outside the building, nearly collapsed from being stunned but still maintaining her footing. "Tracy,…." she stammers out.
"Huh, guess we're using the windows"
Torc climbs on Snek who is hopefully
under the effect of Fly, and they enter through the same window.
*rushes to thezs side*
"You ok ana?"
*puts himself in between her and the giga kike*
The Gigajew is inside. "I'm just catching my breath. Watch out for his nose. Use some protection spell or something,"
How close is the window from Gigajew?
Not immediately, but the Gigajew is friggin huge if Stix wants to shoot it in an eye
*protection from evil*
"Me ready to oven this kike*
*moves in to the building*
|Rolled 11, 10, 2 = 23|
Sounds like a plan
Stix speaks to the paladin
“What is this abomination?”
He quickly takes aim at the monster and uses Rapid Shot to get three shots in at 9/9/4 I think
"I have no idea. But it is evil and unholy, and we are not getting out of here until it is gone"
The door is barred, but the windows are blasted open, including a rather large one.>>63793
The shots embed in the thick skin of the creature, but don't seem to affect it all. However, their presence has given it more to think about than squishing Tracy so that's a win I guess. Roll for initiative.
|Rolled 3 + 5|
Jump through the window
Infernius fails, and falls down on his butt. Thez regains her composure and <whooooof> re-enters the building. This precludes Thez from this round of initiative, but puts her in 1st place next round.
|Rolled 13, 16 = 29|
Initiative for Snek and Torc. Snek takes higher roll
|Rolled 18 + 6|
Fae and Trumpaladin
K so as I'm seeing, Fae is first, followed by Snek, then Torc and Infernius at the same time, with Stix following, with Trump in last.
That's at least 2 hits, with a possible 3rd (bab?)
She has the multiattack Feat, so it's something like 20/18/18 for the combined attack bonus, and +12 for highest base attack bonus. Possibly a couple points higher
|Rolled 11 + 31|
>Torc and Snek next to each other
|Rolled 2 + 30|
Snek aims his gun at let giant nosy merchant, and holds his action until Torc can cast True Strike.
Torc then casts a quickened True Strike, affecting him and Snek.
And for Torc's action, he forms a great beam of the purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart, using it as a polar ray.
The polar ray has the +30, Snek had the +31
Yeah, I'll count it as 3, 1 of which does 2x damage
The creature retracts at the sudden onslaught
|Rolled 4 + 7|
Tracy goes with Stix, immediately after Torcuil and Infernius.
Tracy prepares to flank and finish off gigajew's leg
|Rolled 7, 4 + 2 = 13|
|Rolled 6, 4, 1, 2, 3, 6, 2, 5, 2, 5, 3, 4, 3, 6, 3, 3, 4 = 62|
I mean, it isn't a 1
Damages rolls (17d6 polar ray, 2d8+2 snek)
I stand up. Pull out my holy symbol then cast Destruction on the giga juden.
|Rolled 2, 4, 2, 4, 6, 3, 5, 3, 4, 1 = 34|
No saved, but still the creature is weakened by an intense blast of jackboots and nationalism.
Tracy and Stix' turn, the former whom I assume is going to town on the increasingly injured foot?
|Rolled 13, 4, 14 = 31|
Tracy whips out Edgy and flanks the creatures leg, slashing viciously, intent on completely crippling the creature.
She's ditched the extra 5 AC from combat expertise now, and is just trying to fuck it up at her full attack bonus.
|Rolled 1, 18, 11 = 30|
Stix fires another three shots with Rapid Shot with his magical bow.
“Any ideas on how to stop this thing Trump”
At the beginning of an attack combo, that's unfortunate
So Stix falls over. I understood him still being on Fae's back, if so he would be falling off at this point.
Did Tracy's slashing ruin it's leg yet?
No, its achilles tendon is larger in diameter than Tracy's body.
Did she damage the creature though?
|Rolled 3, 5, 9, 20, 17 = 54|
In a Chanel of all his faith and fury, Trumpaladin brings down Vanderiem like a sharp and swift hammer, channeling all his faith and fury into the repeated slashes.
He utters the following short prayer:
"Elway, give me the strength to smite all those who seek to wipe hope from this land, and bring justice for what has befallen our Port and Sparintenar. Praise American"
Slash Slash Slash Smite Smite with two smite evils, feather fall, and Divine might on all attacks. With Eagle's splendor that is +8 damage on every hit that lands and one turn undead expended.
The bonuses should be 28/23/18/21/21 with smite evil adding the +8 to the last attack and the feather fall attack, and with Trumpaladin claiming the Weapon Focus feat. Smite evil does +17 damage
Fuck! I repeated myself in that paragraph
How much does she need to dig into this leg before it's crippled?
Sorry, the hold up was because it is Gigajew's turn before Trump's, but then I had to do something anyway
*lenos takes flight drom the roof od the keep and flies to the roof of the synagogue*
As Trump readies to wail on the massive creature of noses, and as Lenos and Kiynen arrive on the rooftop, the Gigajew holds its arms out wide, and each one of its eyes glow red
Everyone inside the Synogogue roll a saving throw
|Rolled 8 + 2|
Torc gets an extra +2 to all saves, so that one is his.
Stix save throw
|Rolled 9 + 23|
|Rolled 4, 6, 1, 2, 1 = 14|
K, everyone takes 5d8 damage
|Rolled 2, 4, 7, 2, 8 = 23|
|Rolled 6, 2, 4, 5, 8 = 25|
|Rolled 4, 2, 1, 4, 5 = 16|
Top is Snek >Gulp
Bottom is Torcuil
Trump/Fae need to take damage, otherwise its a new round
|Rolled 5, 3, 8, 7, 2 = 25|
|Rolled 2, 4, 3, 2, 5 = 16|
As everyone is stung by the crazy jew-beam, Trump dashes forward with Vandereim and strikes once, twice, a third time, before clasping the sword in both hands, delivering a devastating sever-strike, followed by yet another hit.
Max damage on sever, plus opponent rolls fumble
So the Gigajew is stumbling (flat-footed) until its next turn, and Trump gets an extra attack roll, on top of his previously uncalculated damage.
"For the Generals!"
And with his latest attack,… by the way, you guys need to be more on it about calculating critical thresholds. A nat 20 rolls on the critical table, but the critical threshold (as in, improved critical, keen weapons, etc.) still get double damage dice. Thez for example, gets a 16+ critical threat. I say "you guys" cuz it occurs to me that I've totally neglected it in the past. Like,… totally
Trump zips along the Gigajew, riding Fae solo after Stix fell off in an unfortunate dice roll. Weaving around reaching arms he strikes cleaving blow after cleaving blow, as Fae continually increases in height in an elevating spiral. Cresting to just over the full height of the creature, and not far from the top of the synogogue, Fae speeds into a dive, headed straight for the creature's face. As she dives, the creature attempts to swat at the pair, which is exactly what Fae had hoped would happen. Slicing once into the arm to disrupt its motion, Trump turns with his momentum and grips Vandereim in a devastating downward slice that severs the Gigajew's massive arm just at the upper bicep. With just a gesture and the energetic momentum Trump signals Fae back toward the monstrosity one final time. As they fly past, Trump digs Vandereim in the creature's chest right at the waistline and digs a canyon of ruined flesh across toward the opposite shoulder. In an absolute shower of jewish blood, the creature stumbles backward one step, and then two, finally falling at the apex of the temple, where it had formed in the first place.
|Rolled 8, 3 + 5 = 16|
Torc and Snek make their way to Stix
"You okay lad?"
Torc also take the opportunity to use his wand of cure moderate wounds on Snek
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
"That was really cool how you cut that thing up, ~Flashy."
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks… -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
Trumpaladin is startled by the Blue Pony
[happy pony noises]
Its Seahawkus,… but whatever
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Tracy is still attached to his leg, waiting for attention
Wait, was this shit directed towards Stix?
|Rolled 8, 2 + 5 = 15|
I didn't see that second part for a second, and let me tell you,
Ho-lee fuk I was confused>>63861
I'm confused again>>63856
"Glad to hear, here lemme help"
Torc uses the wand on Stix too
That's how I interpreted it
"Hi blue pony."
Trumpaladin places a finger to the pony's nose
Damage healed with Paladin's lay of hands.
Oh, Trump healed Stix….
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
Trumpaladin moves away from the scene embarrassed and wobbles back towards Fae again
So the Synogogue is pretty wrecked, pews tossed about here and there. Much of the architecture and wall is ornate, with gilt and other such embellishments. Aside from the giant body with X'ed out eyes all over it, there's a single smaller door in the back.
After being healed, Stix looks around.
“So… what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
Wait, can I take 10 on that?
"I don't know. I guess we could look around"
What's Tracy's Trap sense?
Trumpaladin gives Fae a pet, "splendid," and then goes towards the door
She has +4 trap sense ability, +4 int (with headband), and i think 15 ranks in search.
In that event, she could only take a 10 on a CR 3 trap
To be able to take a 10 on a skill/attack/ability roll, you have to be able to have a +20 or more modifier
|Rolled 19 + 23|
Rolling to check spooky door.
*lenos flies down to the party*
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
"Oh NOW you come to help"
"It had too many to poke out."
He was melting the countryside with his ladyfriend.
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
Tracy ransacks the office, grabbing and examing anything that might be of interest.
The whole of the area is mostly centered on a stage. There's rows and rows of pews, some of which have been kicked over or stepped on, all leading to a main oratory area with lots of pretty shiny embellishments and decorations that have some sort of jewish significance. Directly behind it is an oversized bookcase containing every single relevant text you could think of for jews (and they get exhaustive about EVERYTHING), back and to the left of which is the door that leads to the office and closet.
Face it, Tracy wouldn't know it if she was looking at a 100k gp jewish debt-bond
Search the texts for anything related to "time travel" and "electric fields"
>>63889>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
|Rolled 3 + 23|
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magicalKnowledge (Arcane) check
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
Trumpaladin looks around to see if there is a control panel
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
Glow you say?
If it's a scroll Torc takes it
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
"Well, that was an ordeal." Tracy barks out, frustrated to find that she cannot access the tower through the temple, as she guessed
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
I want to give her a whole bag of Haribo candies…
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
>>63901Make sure they aren't sugar free>>63903
"Hmm? What look like wheels?"
Torc turns in the direction she's pointing
"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a… Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
Snek slithers on over and pushes and shoves where Tracy asks him to.
Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
|Rolled 16 + 23|
Rolling to check spooky corridor
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
"Huh, shall we go in?">"Ladies first!"
"Pearls before swine"
"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back, after
checking the staircase for traps
From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
"Glad to see you're doing something with your time" Trumpaladin shouts back
Tracy stops and ponders which direction to go
*which path to take
"Go ahead, I'll follow along," Addy peeks from the shadows near the edge of the bookshelf.
"I'll follow you two, I'm just here for the ride"
Hits meme mage with a stick
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
Snek trys not to laugh, but that makes him laugh harder
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
"Don't follow, walk with!" Addy encourages.
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
|Rolled 2 + 4|
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
|Rolled 6 + 9|
Torc and Snek head on in and Snek makes a spot check
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
I regret rolling for that nonsense.
There's two apparent paths, one lower and one higher. Pick
If push comes to shove, we blast through the floors.
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-
Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
Stix goes through the lower path
Stix and Snex roll a spot check
|Rolled 3 + 9|
|Rolled 10 + 12|
Spot check for Stix
Stix notices Addy dart off, out of the room, toward the lower passage.
*with lenos an kiyin going along with her*
Does he say anything?
|Rolled 6 + 12|
“I think Addy just took off down this way guys. Shall we follow?”
|Rolled 3 + 9|
Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
I know that feel>Somehow rolls 2 3s in a row
Freaking adorable little..!
Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
I think you mean, "Lenos and Kiynen suddenly notice Addy's scent is departing, and take off after, in the direction of the lower passages.>>63947
Yeah, a 22 passes, he notices too>>63949
And get passed by 2 dragons, 2 ponies, and Thez (who is in stealth, uber stealth even,… but come on now)
"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
"Did you see anything?">"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us
"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
|Rolled 15 + 25|
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Addy being visible in the distance to the leading party members, she stops and stands, looking to the left. Shaking her head she darts onward.
Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speedcuz etherealness is gone, but speed?
and in a puff of smoke,…
“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
Idk, her base speed is 100. I assumed Addy moved at 30 tops.
Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings
"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong…">>63961
"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
Stix follows the paladin
30 base speed, but Addy learned some meta tricks
Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
I guess that's the whole party taking the low road
>"…The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
Those in pursuit speed along a neatly tiled corridor with a slight curviture to it, leading slowly upward and to the left. As they speed along (in turn, still) they come across the sound of echoes stating your average villainous crap. You know, "who are you, why are you here, what do you have against "Comet Ping Pong Pizza", etc."
REEEEEEEE! ADDY GET OUT OF THERE!
Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,… anyway, whoever
it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
I made you a peetzer
|Rolled 11 + 22|
Tracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?
>"Are we there yet?"
As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
|Rolled 9 + 6|
|Rolled 12 + 15|
"Down come the troopers, one two…. Fuck!"
Fae Spot check and initiative
Snek and Torc initiative in that order
|Rolled 14, 2 = 16|
|Rolled 11 + 7|
I thought you took the high path?
Didn't you say you wanted to split up?
|Rolled 19 + 12|
Stix has +12 Spot
Other than that, initiative roll
I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
|Rolled 7 + 5|
Rolling Spot without ranks>>63976>whole corridor is sprouting tentacles
Thank Epona for Improved Uncanny Dodge.
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he' last
in combat rotation.
So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
|Rolled 7 + 4|
11 is Thez, 19 is Addy, meaning Addy goes first.
Addy has first move. However, Addy is also slumped over in the clutches of James Alefantis
|Rolled 13 + 24|
Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
|Rolled 11, 9, 14 = 34|
Fae isn't attacking the same thing as Tracy so I'm going to have her move before Tracy's action is resolved. Fae Claws and Bites at the rape tentacles>>63987
Wait what? It sounds like you're trying to do the same thing as TF but differently than TF
*as soon as its lenos and kenyins turn lenos will toss his lady a dagger as he activates his lightsaber thing*
Sorry, eating. If anyone needs a break,now is a good time
It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
Just let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere. I'm just taking a break
Break time, btw
|Rolled 9, 10, 5, 13 = 37|
|Rolled 19 + 10|
I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:
Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem
"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem
Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
I guess if Trump went Torc can go too.
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
|Rolled 1, 3, 4, 2, 3 + 5 = 18|
Today's headline: local fucking idiot can't figure out how dice work.
Initiativesorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dialogue isnt supposed to be spoilered
Huh, apparently I did go somewhere. My bad.
Behead those who assault Adeline.
Beheading is to quick.
Sorry i fell asleep
Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
Well on the bright side i can help addy.
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?The appropriate response
As they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.>>64010
Oh she's not that
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later.">>64018
Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.>>64024
The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.>>64023
"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"… We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,…"
"Theres no food…."
>>64030>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings
"I don't think you'll want this
pizza…" Tracy says grimly
Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food. Its nasty,…
but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man.">>64036"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
Tracy follows suit>>64040
*slices dick off with Dark*
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
And raped, good to be thorough
*pulls out his teeth*
*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
"Hey tracy come slice him.">>64047
*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
"Uh…. What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
"So be it.">insert anime slashing sound effects here
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =
After several minutes, the tentacles shrivel up and dissipate.
I put alfantises head and jaw in the bag and cast repose on his head.
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
Trumpaladin proceeds up the staircasee
Tracy continues forward.
Infernuis follows behind trumpadin.
Infernuis turns around a goes and checks the pizza shop.
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
If i didn't find any tning i go to the next room.
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
Tracy walks right behind Infernius.
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
"Tracy act like anomatronic and try to get kids out of here.">>64067
*Infernuis puts on a funny voice*
"hey there customers we have a special deal in the main room here 3 pizza for everyone come pick your 3 out"
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"…That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Well, that was dumb…>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
*follows the ones out in a robotic fashion*
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells
"REGINA! Are you there?"
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
|Rolled 1, 4, 2, 6, 5, 6, 1, 3, 4, 4, 6, 1, 5, 4, 1, 2, 2 = 57|
Torc jumps into the room
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.
Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
I cast inflict critical wounds mass on all the adults that left out of the room
are not allowed in Elway's good country!"
Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
|Rolled 3, 10, 15, 11 = 39|
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM
And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
She's right at the door between the rooms.
Her sword is a sword of Speed.
What are you talking about?
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
When was this stated?
Since before Mlpol desu>>64082
I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,… where do we go?" they stammer.
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
*small herd of children
*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
"D-do we..?" Tracy chokes out
"Uh, does anyone want to pet the giant snake?">"You are not volunteering me for this"
Torc quickly hisses "we need to calm them down">"Fine"
"Aside from the ruins?" Thez asks rhetorically. >>64111
"He's right. We can keep them inside from now, but we must be on our way if we're to really help
"Me ready when you are"
".. I.. I guess we should.." Tracy says, slowly stepping through the herd of kids, stopping every now and then to look one in the eye apologetically
"N-no time to lose.. I guess.."
"Uh, so how should we do this?"
After wading through the crowd a bit more slowly than appropriate, Tracy faces off towards the unexplored tunnel, a determined look on her face.
"Well, here goes nothing." she says, as she marches forward>>64115
"First we need to get inside the tower."
"We'll follow you guys."
"Get your memes or whatever you call them ready. I doubt the welcoming committee will be great.." Tracy says, as she trots off down the dark corridor
Torc jumps on Snek's back.
"Hyah">"I'll bite you"
"Just follow the stabby hoers"
Dabs on all u bitches
*is dabbed on*
Tracy goes ahead of the group, searching the path above.
So for simplicity's sake, we're back at the top/bottom fork in the road, and Tracy is taking the lead. A very bruised, bloodied, and raped James Alefantis is still stuffed in Infernius' bag, but otherwise their 'extra-curricular activities are concluded.
*lenos and kenyin take up positions at the back of the group to make sure nothing attacks from behind*
The Snek Tank A mage on a Snek
takes the middle position watching for foes to shoot/beam/curse/send to a different plane