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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63087
1424083742452.png

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63088
63090
Tracy has to pick a pocket or two
Anonymous
NY1QE
?
No.63089
63091
ExaggeratingFilly.png

T1/jE
?
No.63090
63092
[1d20+25 = 27]
>>63088
*Picks Torc's pocket*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63091
Screaming_in_traumatized.png
>>63089

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63092
>>63090
Oof
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63093
63095
Torc: Sulking intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63094
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63095
63096 63097 63099
>>63093
Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63096
>>63095
She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63097
63098
>>63095
*Walks up to Infernius*
"Go hug her, now."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63098
63100
>>63097
"Where soros at?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63099
>>63095
Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
T1/jE
?
No.63100
63101
[1d20 = 19]
>>63098
*Kicks him in the foot*
"Hugz. Nao!"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63101
63102 63103
>>63100
*walks out of tunnels*
"Me find him myself then."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63102
63107
>>63101
"Wait" Thez implores
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63103
>>63101
Tracy appears visibly frustrated
"Reeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63104
63105 63106
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63105
63108
>>63104
“You feeling ok, meme magician?”
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63106
>>63104
*Ignored*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63107
63109 63110 63111
>>63102
"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63108
>>63105
"No, not really. But we'll get back to that."
T1/jE
?
No.63109
63112
[1d20 = 14]
>>63107
Reeeeeeeeeeeee! Hug the girl first!
*Trips*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63110
63113
>>63107
She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63111
>>63107
"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.

It's too much for me"
JD8Vj
?
No.63112
63114
[1d20 = 14]
>>63109
*kicks horse in face*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63113
63116 63117 63118 63121
>>63110
"Me might not make it back, thez me love you."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63114
63115
>>63112
Tracy appears personally fixatd on this particular issue
"Reeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63115
>>63114
*Places hand on Pony to try to calm her*
"This is hard on him pony"
tNcz9
?
No.63116
63119 63120 63122 63125
[1d20+36 = 56]
>>63113
Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63117
>>63113
"You're... not... going... anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63118
f22.gif
>>63113
Y U no find gril 2 hug?!
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63119
>>63116
Yeah he real isn't leaving now.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63120
63124
>>63116
Nice roll
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63121
63123 63124 63126
>>63113
*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63122
63124
>>63116
Snap, there's an undeniable oversized-hand that's pretty compulsive
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63123
>>63121
You're not getting away that easily.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63124
>>63120
Isn't it?
>>63121
You aren't leaving
>>63122
Torc's faggot does a small bow
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63125
63127 63128 63129
>>63116
"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63126
63130
>>63121
<whoooof>
"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63127
63129
>>63125
"Fuck all of you!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63128
>>63125
Hug. The. Girl.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63129
63133
>>63127
>>63125
Torc strolls up to Infernius
"You aren't strolling to your death before you meet your daughter. Now go fucking talk to her before I adopt her for myself"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63130
63131 63132
>>63126
"Let me flay him!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63131
63135
>>63130
"... I will. At least, I hope to. But for right now, Soros is the least of your concerns."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63132
>>63130
Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63133
63134 63136
>>63129
*spits*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63134
63139
>>63133
Dammit, IF!
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63135
>>63131
"Reeeeeeeeeeee"
*thrashes in gay fucking hand*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63136
63137 63139
>>63133
Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63137
63138
>>63136
"Fuck you nigger, no one cares."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63138
63140
>>63137
"The only nigger I'm seeing here is you"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63139
>>63136
>>63134
"Let him be.... It's not easy missing your daughter's first 14 years of life"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63140
>>63138
*spits*
"I bet soros rapes those horses"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63141
63142 63143
"Are you really...?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63142
63145
>>63141
"Probably."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63143
63145
>>63141
"Who are you?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63144
63148
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63145
63146
>>63142
Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143
Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63146
63147 63148
>>63145
"You dont understand, me can fix this."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63147
63148
>>63146
"All of it."
pxNxt
?
No.63148
63149 63150
[1d20+20 = 36]
That's it

>>63144
Grab pony

>>63146
>>63147
"You're gonna need help"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63149
63151
>>63148
*Humps leg again*

"Reeee! Hug!"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63150
63151 63154 63155
>>63148
"No. You all might get killed, and me guess no more enteron."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63151
63153
>>63149
"ShhhShhh... It's okay pony. Let them work in out"

HUGS PONY

>>63150
"I don't think you understand. Fuck George Soros. Seriously, Fuck that guy!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63152
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63153
63156
>>63151
"Me understand, you all staying here."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63154
63156 63157
>>63150
"I'm not staying put until I can help Felicia"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63155
63159
>>63150
"We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63156
63159 63160
>>63153
"I don't think you can do it alone. Let us get a stab at that fucker"

>>63154
"Do you think she's not my responsibility as well?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63157
63162
>>63154
"Me will remove all your limbs except head if you make me."
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63158
63164
Stix looks on at the chaos in confusion
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63159
63162
>>63156
>>63155
">we
Me"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63160
63161 63164
>>63156
"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63161
>>63160
"No."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63162
63163 63165
>>63159
"WE" Thez says with emphasis that suggests that she'll not stand for argument. And she's levelled since Infernius last saw her,... not that she couldn't 'assert' herself previous.
>>63157
"I can fix that, if its a pissing contest,...."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63163
63166
>>63162
"Reeeeeeeee why are you all against me."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63164
>>63160
"Well.... You didn't slash her"

>>63158
"Me and you both"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63165
>>63162
>"WUZ"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63166
63167
>>63163
"What are you proposing? It sounds like you want to go off on a death-mission."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63167
63168 63173
>>63166
"Better me than you addy and the rest."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63168
63169
>>63167
"Listen, I'm about to kick you in the mixxed nuts so hard they become ovaries."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63169
63170
>>63168
*spits*
"Cuck"
T1/jE
?
No.63170
63171 63172
[1d20 = 13]
>>63169
*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63171
>>63170
"No no! Pony!"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63172
63174 63175
>>63170
"Me will rip out your fucking foal cunt!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63173
>>63167
"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off. Like last time,...."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63174
>>63172
"It's okay Infernius. This situation is stressful for all of us"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63175
63176
>>63172
*Wraps lasso around immoble bull and pulls him towards Addy*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63176
63178 63179
>>63175
"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63177
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63178
>>63176
"Beat me if you like, me a terrible dad. Me deserve to be killed by soros..."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63179
>>63176
Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63180
63181 63182 63184 63185
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,...."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63181
>>63180
"This wasn't,..."
"YOU don't get to decide anymore!"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63182
63187
>>63180
"You met Sechs Verseiben?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63183
63185
*sits on Brad, because reasons*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63184
63187
>>63180
"Adeline! Dont raise your voice to your mother!"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63185
63186
>>63183
reeeeees, because reasons
You're still being held, pony!

>>63180
"There were other Unicorns?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63186
>>63185
Hold her butt then. There's a lot to hold onto.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63187
63188 63189 63190 63191
>>63182
"No, I met Seiben, his son. And he was great. He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T," she says with a wave. Now when I say a wave, I don't mean anything lasting. What I do mean however, is that she (Addy) has a certain force of presence, where she can 'wave' her emotional state into the immediate surroundings. At the moment she's sad and hurt, because all she's ever known is ignominy, for reasons beyond her control or ability to mitigate.
>>63184
"Who are YOU to tell me what to do!?"
"DD, please, it's,...."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63188
>>63187
"Who am me? Me am Infernuis "mother fucking" Preston, me am the one who you are angry at. Beat me it will make you feel better."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63189
>>63187
"I just met you though"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63190
>>63187
"Me am the deadbeat that never got to see you grow up. Me am the loser who wasnt here to protect you and you mother."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63191
63192
>>63187
>He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T
Torc grimaces at the words
"Heh, first I found out the poor unicorn I brought here is pretty much being killed everyday and I get spat on and insulted by father and daughter..."
Torc stops the spell and walks away again
>"Damnit you emotional little bitch"

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63192
63193
>>63191
*spits*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63193
63194 63195
>>63192
Torc begins to point his gun, but stops and lowers it
"Forget it, I'm gonna go see what I can do"
He trys making his way to a watch tower or the likes
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63194
>>63193
"Coward!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63195
63196 63198 63199 63200 63203
>>63193
"You see this?! This is the only one of you who isn't a pussy!"
"ADDY!"
"No! I've lived by your rules, I've hid from everything. To what end?! Where am I to go from this except to die?!?"
And to this, Thez has NO response. All that can be heard from her is choked breath and astonished silence.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63196
>>63195
*breaks grapple*
*bends addy over knee*
*spanks*
"You will listen to your mother!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63197
"Like,... like all my friends,"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63198
>>63195
Wait, did she just say Torc is the only one who isn't a pussy?
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63199
>>63195
Trumpaladin interjects, though perhaps with not enough force to overcome what is going on in front of him
"How do I get back"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63200
63201
>>63195
"Oh stop it, he just wants to leave the room to get away from drama. Now all of you hush. I need to get back to the past. I mean, we need to get back to the past"
tNcz9
?
No.63201
[1d3 = 3]
[1d20 = 15]
>>63200
As he says this they hear a ray sound
"Hey shit this feels good"
Torc casts Ray of frost on one of the lizard people outside the walls
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63202
Stix, still confused, lays down in the other room and waits for the group to settle down. Seeing that this could be a lengthy wait, Stix takes a rest.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63203
63204
>>63195
"I hate living"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63204
63210
>>63203
"So,... so does she." Thez says, and Infernius can see that just saying this, admitting it, literally crushes her. "She didn't,... doesn't deserve this world."
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63205
63206
*changes into dragon form and roars at inferniosj Ive had enough no apprentice of mine is going off half cocked. You think your a terrible father. Out of 5 kids only 2 of mine are still alive and i wasnt around to protect them.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63206
63253
>>63205
Wakes up with a start at the sound of the roar
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63207
Let's go of the pony, and moves back in the room closer to the door, with Pony 2
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63208
63211
o_O
Lenos hits the button. In an extra-ordinate display of grandiose dragon-ocity he grows to immense size, embracing his full dragon nature.
His tumultuous dragon-breath beats down on Infernius. (not the napalm dragon-breath)


tNcz9
?
No.63209
[15d6 = 46]
"EAT SHIT LIZARDS"
Torc casts freezing sphere at a large group of the reptiles.
It's his form of stress relief
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63210
>>63204
*flys towards court city*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63211
>>63208
Oh even better
*jumps inside lenos mouth*
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63212
Trumpaladin goes for a walk
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63213
63214
*spits out foul tasting bull*
You sorry excuse for a bull. I have half a mind to let my children practice their breath attacks on your worthless hide. But that would be a waste of the time i spent training you. And i wont deprive your daughter her father or my friend her mate (pathetic as he is at this moment). Instead ill do this for now
*casts forcecage*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63214
63215
>>63213
"She doesn't care."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63215
63216
>>63214
Who said that?
Also he's in a magical force-prison. Remember that time Lenos and Thez fought (might've been early for Infernius) yeah that one.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63216
63217 63219
>>63215
Can i move?
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63217
63218
>>63216
You have a 20 by 20 cubeto move around in
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63218
63220 63221
>>63217
*casts fire storm*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63219
>>63216
Yes, though Infernius is limited to a 20x20' space.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63220
63221
>>63218
*lifts spiked eye ridge*
Really? A weak imitation of the spell i cast over myself all the time. You really think thats going to affect me?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63221
63222 63223 63224
>>63220
>>63218
I did allude to this,... directly,... not long ago
And Infernius was there for it
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63222
63224 63225
>>63221
I remember reading that post
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63223
>>63221
*ethereal jaunt*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63224
63225
>>63221
>>63222
What?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63225
63226 63227 63228 63229
>>63224
With the post, I was referring to Infernius casting Fire Storm and everyone crouching, versus Lenos casting it and Thez saying (at the time) GTFO to her sole charge.
As far as ethereal jaunt
>>63222
Is it a walled cage, and/or are there windows?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63226
63228 63230
>>63225
>still confused
Sole charge?
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63227
>>63225
"Um.... excuse me. You said something earlier about undesirables, or whatever you called them, that you think might be responsible for sending us through time?"
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63228

>>63225
Its the cage of bars the bars are .5 inches thick with .5 inches in between
>>63226
Look at post 62717 i believe on the previous thread
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63229
>>63225
Its not a windowless room. But unless he can become less then .5 inches thick he cant get out using etheral jaunt
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63230
63231
>>63226
Understand, the party is a new thing to Thez. For ~ 15 years there's been nothing but Addy. I understand there are misconceptions on Infernius' end, but Thez' side it very dark and resentful, with cause.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63231
63232
>>63230
He knows that makes it worse.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63232
63233
>>63231
I don't think he does. Maybe I'm missing something, but I have a real hard time identifying with is position. Having not been responsible for his own absence, I have a hard time buying his shame and regret. I have a hard time seeing him resentful and angry - aside from outrage - at the situation he finds himself in. To be honest, I expected Infernius to be the last character ready to throw salt.

I could be wrong though.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63233
63235
>>63232
Are you fucking serous m8?
He sees how much they've suffered by addys comments and thezs demeanour.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63234
63236
>"There's always a way."
A>"Shouldn't you guys take this on board? I'd guess ur gonna talk about stuff that the other characters would wanna know."
"Not always, me learned that hard way."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63235
63236 63238
>>63233
If that's your concern, you're misunderstanding. As the world stands, Thez (and hers, by proxy) are living on borrowed time, and when that time runs out,....
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63236
63237
>>63234
>>63235

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63237
63239
>>63236
Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this, running away isn't the way to do it. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63238
63239 63240
>>63235
"How do we kill him?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63239
>>63237
>>63238

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63240
63241 63243
>>63238
"Him? I assume you mean Soros? Now? You want to face him now? Foolishness."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63241
63242 63243
>>63240
"How do we get back?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63242
63244 63245
>>63241
Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63243
63244
>>63241
>>63240
"Can we even get back?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63244
63246
>>63242
"You were a princess, right? I recall you battled Soros in the Abyss or something"

>>63243
"I don't know, but I have to get back. What I saw in the stadium........ It must be undone"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63245
63246
>>63242
*struggles against cage to get to thez*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63246
63247 63248 63250
>>63244
"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,... am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.
>>63245
She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63247
63249
>>63246
"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?

I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63248
63249
>>63246
"Me am her for you and addy now."
"Let me out."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63249
63251 63252
>>63247
"No,... she's dead. While Soros has been making plans for this world, the Bogdanoffs have been waging their own war. The house of Thez is destroyed, just like the rest of this world."
>>63248
"Your word?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63250
>>63246
"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63251
63254
>>63249
"The house of.... It's destroyed? What hasn't been destroyed?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63252
63254
>>63249
"Yes"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63253
>>63206
"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63254
63255 63256
>>63251
"Zion."
>>63252
Stern face, but she looks at Lenos and (with gesture) asks him to lift the cage.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63255
>>63254
"So Zion sent us through time. Tell me, where can we find them?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63256
63257
>>63254
*embraces thez with consent or not and strokes hair and kisses*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63257
>>63256
Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63258
63259
"I let you go for one mission, and you disappear for over a dozen years."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63259
63260
>>63258
"Me didnt choose to go, me didnt have a choice."
"And i guess that makes me a pussy."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63260
63261
>>63259
"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63261
63262
>>63260
"Always trust for me to come back to you."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63262
63263
>>63261
"Try not to take so long next time."
A>"Wait,... are you,...my,..." she can't even say it.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63263
63264
>>63262
"Yes, im your father.
"It was a few minutes for me."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63264
63265 63266
>>63263
Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63265
>>63264
"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63266
>>63264
ALRIGHT
>sob
Who is chopping
>sob
Onions in here?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63268
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63269
>tfw ran out of alp paintings
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63270
63271 63272
Alright, alright, that's enough of that sappy-ass shit! So there we have it. Addy is fully introduced, Infernius isn't running off and getting himself killed,... again,... and Thez has a plan to get back to Hell, where the exopolitics might offer a solution to this whole "Samurai Jack" story-arc.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63271
>>63270
Snek and Torc will enjoy that
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63272
1500277111473.png
>>63270
>Is ready to unleash a Righteous fury
By the way, Thez didn't answer questions about who may have caused the time portal
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63273
63276 63277
Torc returns to the party in a bit of a better mood than before
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63274
63275 63276
*having dismissed thw force cage lenos reverts back to his brownie form and proceeds to drink more ale*
so were going to hell then?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63275
>>63274
Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63276
63277 63278
>>63273
"Wull killing lizards get us home?"
>>63274
"Gibe ale"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63277
63279
>>63276
>>63273
"I have to agree with Infernius. We need to get back"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63278
>>63276
"No but it could help"
>"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit"
"You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot"
>"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you"
"Huh"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63279
63280 63281 63282
>>63277
"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,... well just what you might expect.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63280
63283
>>63279
"Uh who has tower now?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63281
63283
>>63279
"Where is the Tower?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63282
63283
>>63279
Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63283
63284 63285
>>63280
>>63281
>>63282
"Yeah,... uhm,... about that. I uh,... don't exactly know. Soros found some way to activate it, and I don't know where he took it." ~_~
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63284
63286
>>63283
"We better find it then"
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63285
>>63283
"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
... I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own.."
>tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63286
63287 63288 63290
>>63284
"So,... anyone have any ideas about how we go about it?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63287
63289
>>63286
"Try the court city?
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63288
63289
>>63286
"What is 'Dubai,' on that map? And you say that you knew what happened to Slovenia and the like? That you knew where they went? Well, if you know where Soros keeps his tailor, I wouldn't be surprised that if the Tower is nearby"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63289
63293
>>63287
"The city no longer houses the Court, there's no need for it anymore."
>>63288
"I've never been to Dubai, but Slovenia and Felicia were taken to Bohemian Grove, so that might be a good place to start looking."
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63290
63291
>>63286
Tracy begins flipping through the wanted posters she took.
"...Has anyone else we knew managed to survive?" She asks grimly
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63291
63292
>>63290
"I don't know of any, and if somehow there are some then they're either slaves or worse at this point." ~_~
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63292
63294
>>63291
I assume none of the posters are relevant?

"Bohemian grove sounds like a good place to start..
Wait, if the Imperial city no longer houses the court, does it even still exist?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63293
63296
>>63289
"Bohemian Grove it is then, the best place to start"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63294
63295
>>63292
"I suppose that's a good point. Soros could have easily gotten rid of them too. I have no way of knowing."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63295
63297
>>63294
"Have you seen many undead?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63296
63299
>>63293
"Lets go burn it down!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63297
63299
>>63295
"Aside from the mass in Durpistan, no," she chuckles for a moment. "They sent that after us months ago, thought that would flush us out," she smiles with a sigh. "Some of them were from Sparintenar. It wasn't until after I put some of them down that I realized we could bolster the city defenses by coralling them."
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63298
63302
"Those scaly creatures, down below, where did they come from? Are they demons too?" Tracy asks, knowing nothing about the world
"Are there any other factions working with Soros?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63299
63300 63301
>>63296
"Burning it down just increases the chance that we will all be killed before we get back. We need to be discrete. We need to find a way back"

>>63297
"Well... My best guess is that the Court existed recently at least.

I entirely understand why Kefka and The Lady wanted them gone"
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63300
63302 63304
>>63299
"It was Kefka's court; he could've destroyed them whenever he wanted. Why would he want them gone?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63301
>>63299
"Yea you probably right."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63302
63304
>>63298
"Those are the Slaadi. They live underground ordinarily, but they have been contracted by Soros to do his bidding. Rigidly hierarchical, the Grey ones are the ones you have to worry about, though don't get surrounded by the Blue ones either. Anyway, he uses them as an expendable army, without risking any of his abyssal forces. Pawns essentially, except don't tell them that."
>>63300
"I'm not sure that their relationship is that great. In Kefka's case, the combined court could have presented a significant threat to him, and without the Tarrasque he wouldn't have as much leverage. The Court existed before Kefka,... betrayed us,... so who knows what their motivations and networks consist of."
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63303
a68.png
>Tarrasque
pxNxt
?
No.63304
63305 63306
>>63300
"My best guess is that he couldn't destroy them whenever he wanted, or that he needed to do it discretely. Why would he want them gone? He didn't trust them. I bet he figured they had their own agenda. And considering they worked with Zion to kill him, it looks like he was right"

>>63302
"Betrayed us?"
\r
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63305
63307
>>63304
"What zion?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63306
63307
>>63304
"I thought I mentioned that years ago. Yeah, Kefka was a player too. He's the reason I went to the outer planes in the first place."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63307
63308
>>63306
"Wait, what? I haven't heard any of this! I also haven't even been here a year..."

>>63305
"Zion is an empire that came in from the north. They came in as merchants first, but took over slowly, and summoned Soros from the outer planes"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63308
63309
>>63307
"We crush them when we get back."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63309
63311
>>63308
"Yes. We crush them. Flay them. Everyone of them."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63310
>wants to kill something
"You're right about that."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63311
>>63309
"Brutally"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63312
63313 63314
"Those salami things. If they're already here, does that mean they've relayed our location to the abyssals?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63313
63314
>>63312
"And if so, does that mean Soros's hoard could arrive sooner or later, if they've seen any of us?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63314
63316
>>63312
"Undoubtably, but I doubt they realize the significance of your arrival."
>>63313
"Potentially, yes."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63315
63318
I forget, did Brad ever declare who he was in that fight with the groundskeeper, or did he keep his identity obscured (chicken disguise).
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63316
63318
>>63314
"When we go get thing back?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63317
63318
So where exactly are we?
Getting ready to leave for the grove?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63318
63319 63320
>>63315
I don't think he identified himself, other than as a man of Football. That alone could lead to a conclusion, except he also did a good job of cutting the Gay into pieces and dissolving the body in Holy Ade. I'd say he's fine.
>>63316
Thez shrugs, "Whenever we're ready. Bohemian Grove lies in the forest beyond where Kiynen's swamp is,... was perhaps,...."
>>63317
Yes
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63319
>>63318
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63320
63321 63323
>>63318
"I'm ready if need be." Tracy says, stretching
"Question is, who's going to stay behind?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63321
63322
>>63320
"Behind?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63322
63324 63327
>>63321
*Looks briefly at Addy, Spike, and [insert name here]*
"Well, I don't mean to leave anyone behind, but there are children here.. If those salamis get wise to the situation, they'll have to relocate anyway, but is it right to just take them into uncharted enemy territory..." Tracy says, with a look that expresses that she's not so sure of her proposition
"Shouldn't someone stay here in case the hoard breaks the barrier? Unless you have a plan for where to make camp outside the grove."
pardon my autism. I'm sick as hell and not thinking straight....
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63323
63328
>>63320
"I'm going, at Lea to help Felicia"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63324
>>63322
"I mean you do have point but couldn't kiyen protect them?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63325
63326
I assumed Kiynen was going to stay with her chicks. Wasn't sure about anyone else though.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63326
>>63325
Lenos can stay I guess
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63327
63329 63330 63332
>>63322
Tremendous stomping can be heard from over the side of the building, crowing closer. Finally, Kiynen swings her massive head over the side of the building (she's crawling up it).
"We're not staying here. If this works, this nightmare scenario can be avoided," she 'quietly' roars.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63328
63331 63335
>>63323
"You think about it wrong meme boy, if we get back we can help felica by not letting her get captured."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63329
>>63327
Tracy nods with hesitant conviction
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63330
63334
>>63327
"Oh hey lenos girl."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63331
63335 63336 63338
>>63328
"I agree with I'nis and Kiynen. As much as I hate to leave Felicia and Slovenia - as well as others - to their fate, as well as risking the children, its our best hope."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63332
>>63327
"Haven't seen you in a while"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63334
63344 63346
>>63330
Thez dabs on Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63335
63337 63339
>>63331
>>63328
"But if we change the past.. what'll happen to all of you in the present..?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63336
>>63331
"We've got to get back"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63337
>>63335
"I... I don't know that either. But we can't leave things as they are."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63338
>>63331
Torc grimaces a little bit before Snek slaps him with his tail
>"Pull yourself together, you can make sure it doesn't happen."
"Alright, fine. So where do we start?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63339
63340 63341
>>63335
"Will you all just disappear?" Tracy presses, looking rather confused about the whole situation
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63340
63341 63342
>>63339
"They were conceived before the time divergence. A different version of them would exist probably, after 15 years"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63341
63344 63345
>>63339
"That's one possibility. Another is that this world will continue on, and a new future will be forged for the past timeline, like a parallel dimension. Those who venture to wield such magics are not often available for comment in the aftermath."
>>63340
"Uhm,... that's actually not true,...."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63342
63343
>>63340
"What about this version though?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63343
63345 63348
>>63342
"This universe cannot be allowed to continue to exist"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63344
63348
>>63341
>>63334
"There be happy version but we be with them so we age 15 years too."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63345
63347
>>63341
*visible confusion*
>>63343
"What about everyone in it though? What would happen to them?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63346
>>63334
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*dabs back*
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63347
63348
>>63345
"Replaced by something better"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63348
>>63343
"I agree."
>>63344
>>63347
"If everything works out, that's the idea/plan."

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63349
63350
this is why time travel stories piss me off sometimes.
Tracy still looking confused, busies herself with sharpening her already-sharp knives.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63350
63351
>>63349
"I'll have to prepare some things. Please excuse me for a bit. Addy, stay with your father."
A>"'Kay!"

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63351
63353
>>63350
"Tell me about yourself adoplha."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63352
63353
I g2g for about half an hour
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63353
63354 63355
>>63351
Her eyes widen to the size of dinner-plates. 8D
"Weeeeeeeelllll,...." and then stops for a moment to think. "Uhm,... no one's really asked me about myself before. Uhm,... I like to climb things, and I'm very sneaky," she says with a slightly mischievous look. "I like to sing, but I'm not nearly as good as mom,..." she gasps in excitement, but quickly shuts her mouth. My favorite food is Dragon Turtle,... OH! I can cook pretty well too!"
>>63352
No worries, I'm about to step out for a bit (like 15 minutes) myself.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63354
63356
>>63353
"Wow you seem very talented, wanna sing daddy a song?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63355
>>63353
>"She's my new best friend"
"what about me?
>"What about you?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63356
63360
>>63354
She giggles a bit. "I wouldn't say I'm talented,... its just that its so boring around here. Aside from playing with Spike and Slab I figure that's a good enough name for the other one. I think I came up with one last night, but oh well or Sammy and Bunbun there's really not a whole lot to do."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63357
63358 63360 63361 63365
She leans over to Infernius and whispers to him.
"Why is the skinny guy talking to himself? Does he do that often?" then at normal volume "Hold on, I don't even know any of your names."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63358
63359
>>63357
"You asked me earlier"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63359
63362 63363
>>63358
"Oh right. Brad, wasn't it?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63360
63364
>>63356
"Oh me sure you can sing just as well as your mom *whispers* maybe even a little bit better, me would be honored to hear song.
>>63357
"Uh yeah hes kinda touched in the head, he a pretty good guy though. Me name is Infernuis."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63361
63364
>>63357
"Oh, sorry. Slipped my mind. I'm Torcuil, and this is Mr. Snek"
Mr. Snek's hat becomes a top hat and he removes it with a little bow
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63362
63363
>>63359
"reeeeee"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63363
63364 63366
>>63362
>>63359
"Uncle brad"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63364
63366 63369
>>63360
"So thaaaaaats what she meant when she said "I'nis is easier."
>>63361
She nods to Torcuil, and then returns Snek's bow with a curtsey. "Enchante"
>>63363
8D She looks to Trump. "CAN I?!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63365
63367
>>63357
>Turns out I didn't actually need to leave but will soon so it might be another half hour
"The name's Tracy."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63366
63368
>>63364
>>63363
A soft hiss-like "reeeing" sound escapes Trumpaladin's mouth
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63367
63369 63380
>>63365
"Hiya Tracy!" she turns to Stix. "And what's your name?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63368
63370 63380
>>63366
*Firmly grasps leg*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63369
>>63367
"His name stick."
>>63364
"Hehehe."
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63370
>>63368
More of the exasperated sound escapes his mouth
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63371
63372
Okay, now I actually g2g
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63372
63373
>>63371
K, Tracy will be dead when you get back.
>waves
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63373
63374 63375
>>63372
*dabs on addy*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63374
>>63373
But what if Addy dabs back?
l8rQ6
?
No.63375
63379
[1d20 = 15]
Amidst the conversation, Thez slowly approaches, watching but not wanting to disrupt the scene. As she does so, Addy turns to her and runs up and whispers something in her ear.
>>63373
And Thez hits Infernius with a katsuken
l8rQ6
?
No.63376
[2d12+18 = 27]

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63377
And he flies that many feet. No damage tho.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63378
"So uh, I hate to break up you and Infernius' heart touching PDA, but now what?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63379
63381
>>63375
"Betrayed. Oooof
She never even sang."
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63380
63389
>>63367
“I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
>>63368
https://youtu.be/t5n5KlXv0Vo
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63381
63384 63385
>>63379
"There will be plenty of time for fun and games later. Besides, you're the one who wanted to dab on her,... she doesn't even know what a dab is!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63382
I'm back.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63383
Tracy gets her stuff ready to go.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63384
63386
>>63381
"For shame! You didnt tell her about dabbing"
*mock anger*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63385
>>63381
What's wrong with dabbing?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63386
63387
>>63384
"The whole point of dabbing is being witnessed doing it." she replies dryly.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63387
63388
>>63386
*dabs on thez*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63388
>>63387
Kek
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63389
>>63380
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63390
*hugs birdies*
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63391
63392 63393
*shakes head* im lenos spike and slabs father
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63392
63395
>>63391
"You have kids too?"

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63393
63395 63396
>>63391
8D "So they're "your fault"? I heard alot about you from Kiynen! I,... didn't realize u'd be so smol tho," she measures their height difference.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63394
63396 63398
Thez blushes again, "Addy, consider your words."
A>"What? Its what Kiynen always said! First there was 'this guy' who was a little bastard but strangely charming, and they had lots of fun and played "played" and then those eggs popped out and it was all his fault."
Thez facepalms.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63395
>>63393 thanks to a cult curse that made me this small.
>>63392
Yes i have kids apparently......and they are quite the dapper young dragons if i do say so myself
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63396
63397
>>63394
>>63393
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63397
63399 63400
>>63396
As I continue to illustrate Addy's disposition and personality, keep in mind (meta) she has a 5 wisdom
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63398
>>63394
Heh ya played is a good ...... term. So are my kids friends of yours?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63399
63403
>>63397
oof
"So, when are we leaving?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63400
63401
>>63397
is her int higher than mine?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63401
63414
>>63400
yes
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63402
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63403
63404 63409 63414
>>63399
"I'll be ready in just a moment," Thez replies. She walks over to Addy. "Addy, this is going to be very dangerous. I want you to keep this with you," she says, holding out her size-appropriate quarterstaff she's only 4'4" tall.
Excited by the idea, but unsure what this all means, Addy reluctantly takes it. "But this is,... o, okay."
T>"Stay behind me at all times, got it?"
A> Nods, nervously but affirmatively.
Thez then looks at the rest of the party. "Well, I guess this is it? Does anyone have any last minute preparations or considerations?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63404
63405
>>63403
"Yeah, where will Sam and Bunny be perching when we're infiltrating the grove? They're not exactly easy to hide."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63405
63406
>>63404
"Why would we leave them behind? They have a stake in this too. Do you think they just shrugged and went about their business when you left?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63406
63407
>>63405
*Hugs birds protectively*
"Y-you don't expect them to be on the battlefield, do you?!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63407
63408 63410 63411
>>63406
"Directly, no. But they can get us there quickly and with relative discretion, assuming they fly within the cloud-bank. And, do you really think they're just gonna let you walk out of here?"
As she says this, Bunny starts bonking Tracy on the head with her beak. (not painfully)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63408
>>63407
You misunderstand. Tracy was asking where she would park her birds, so that they wouldn't draw attention at the grove.
They're gargantuan.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63409
>>63403
Both Snek and Torc inspect their guns.
"Nope we're ready"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63410
>>63407
*Hugs birdie*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63411
>>63407
*Hugs birdie*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63412
63413
Fug it. They'll find some mountain to land behind.
Let's get to the battlefield already.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63413
>>63412
*Grooms birds for take off*
*Generously oils knives*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63414
>>63401
>>63403
*hugs addy and thez*
"Me ready."
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63415
*shrugs shoulders* im ready when you are. I need to kill something in the worst way
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63416
I should take a moment to specify. While several of the party members have empathic links which allow them to communicate over distance and detect the direction to the other party, Thez and Infernius are not exclusive to this phenomena. I point this out because, while there is no potential for communication, or for that "direction sense" of the other's location, both Thez and Infernius can sense Addy's proximity through the same link.
I wanted to iterate that before progressing, because its probably going to come into play.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63417
63419 63421 63424
As far as preparations are concerned, the currently available fliers are Sammy, Bunny, and Fae. Obviously the first two have the highest carrying capacity, and other characters can individually do flying shit, but does anyone have a preference/idea who rides who?
A>"I want Bunbun!"
T>"I'm with Her" deliberate shitpost
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63419
63428
>>63417
Trumpaladin rides Fae
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63420
Torc casts fly on Snek and climbs on his back
"It's not the airship, but you'll do buddy"
>"NO SHANTIES"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63421
>>63417
Tracy gets on Sams back.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63422
63425
And Infernius has Utachit.
So, we're all ready?
Alright. Let's get messy.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63423
*turns back into dragon form* i got my own wings thank you very much
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63424
>>63417
"Uatchit."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63425
>>63422
Thez gets a wistful look when he says that.
"Yeah, lets."

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63426
*flies off*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63427
63431
Okay, so it's Lenos (in dragon, w/ no riders), Kiynen (with both babbies), Bunny (with Thez and Addy), Sammy (with Tracy), Snek with Torcuil, Uatchit with Infernius,... Stix?
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63428
63431
>>63419
Stix hops on Fae with Trump
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63430
>>63429
Kek
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63431
>>63428
yay!

>>63427
Flies off, with "Rock You Like A Hurricane" playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63432
63434
"OHHHHHHH What shall we do with the drunken sai-"
>"I'm about to drop him"
"Alright fine, just have your gun ready, and here. Have some armor"
Torc casts mage armor on himself, which also affects Snek.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63434
63435
>>63432
And for one last extra buff.
Torc grabs his staff of abjuration and casts shield.
To help GM: Both Torc and Snek now have ACs of 32, and Torc has the following spells remaining:
0:6
1:5
2:6
3:5
4:6
5:6
6:6
7:6
8:4
I'm ready
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63435
63436 63437 63438
https://youtu.be/jLnL63cXmD8
Couldn't find a better version. But it does help. With a minor cantrip from Thez, Addy starts to sing the Ahhhhh part.
>>63434
I'm so not keeping track. I trust you will tho.

And I say that, having pulled 'available spells' shenanigens in the past
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63436
>>63435
I'll keep track.
>Rulefags myself
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63437
63438
720416__safe_artist-colon-magister39_twilight sparkle_bat ponified_bat pony_cute_fangs_happy_hilarious in hindsight_open mouth_pony_race swap_simple ba.png
>>63435
>Halo
Some excellent taste in music
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63438
>>63435
>>63437
Yea
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63439
I tried to find a female cover for consistency, but all I get is Beyonce shit
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63440
63441
*loads crossbow with 5 screaming bolts*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63441
63442 63443
>>63440
Thez calls out "You still got those javelins of lightning?" over the increasing wind and disturbance, as they take flight out of the city, to the enraged sound of the Slaadi.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63442
63446
>>63441
"Umm.. I don't remember restocking.."
*Checks bag*

I thought she used up her last one (there were 3 right?) on the tarrasque, but I also remember Thez getting more before the party went to get Infernius. Are you saying she gave them to Tracy?

Tracy gives The whatever's in the bag.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63443
63444
>>63441
*prays*
"Adolf me dont know if you can hearvme but me pray that you bless us on our mission."

(Hitler smiles upon Infernius in his venture to thwart Zion and Globalism)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63444
63445
>>63443
Cast Bless pls
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63445
63462
>>63444
I feel like an idiot for requesting that.
I'd appreciate any buffs though.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63446
63447
>>63442
There were 4 left when Thez gave Tracy the bag. I don't recall her using them, but I could easily have overlooked. I don't recall restocking, but again,...
Also, she's not asking for them, but just clarifying.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63447
>>63446
I used one against the first demon invasion
One on Korak's ass
And one to finish off the Tarrasque.

Hmm, I guess she still has one.
l8rQ6
?
No.63448
63449 63450
[1d20 = 13]
Lifting into the lower bank of the constant overcast that has plagued this world for years, the party proceeds along, over the wasted and shrivelled forests toward a large hill that has been stripped of any vegetation. A variety of structures dot the hillside, most notably the crystalline Pyramid-top of the tower, which at some point appears to have been embedded in the top of the hill.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63449
63451
>>63448
Um.... the hill where it used to be?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63450
>>63448
Could the hill provide cover for the birds to land?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63451
63452
>>63449
No, a different hillside, far more to the east and north than the "starting point"
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63452
63454
>>63451
How did she find it?
T1/jE
?
No.63453
[1d20 = 15]
Tracy looks down for any signs of sapient activity.
Rolling spot without modifiers cuz I forgot them
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63454
63455 63457
>>63452
She, Thez?
"These days, EVERYONE knows where Bohemian Grove is, whether for or against."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63455
>>63454
"What's this place like?!" Tracy shouts over the wind
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63456
63458
BG.png
BG1.png
Maps. The first one is a rough sketch of the environment, the second is a shitposty map I made while making the first one.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63457
63459
>>63454
"What is the Bohemian Grove?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63458
63459
>>63456
So, four structures in the surrounding area, and a curling spire that leads to the top?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63459
63461 63462
>>63457
"Its where (((they))) revel in their domination and exploitation of this world!" (shouting cuz wind and distance)
>>63458
Yes. Since the party is airborne, the pathways are less relevant, but I can't be remiss now can I?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63460
Additionally, I should mention,... the main door to the Tower is blow ground level,....
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63461
63463
>>63459
Tracy looks for a spot to keep her angels safe so she can get off and slaughter things.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63462
>>63445
>>63459
"Where we go first?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63463
63464 63467
>>63461
From the air, the "eyeball" is a keep (a tower surrounded by a hearty wall), the tail looks like a series of shops, the back leg is a temple of sorts, and the foreleg-elbow looks like an inn
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63464
63468
>>63463
Tracy signals her bird to land a good distance from the hill, her eyes on those shops.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63465
I'mma rampage those shops, then the temple.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63466
>is shocked
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63467
63468 63469
>>63463
A temple? Describe
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63468
63470
>>63464
Now when you say a good distance from the hill, you realize that puts Tracy outside the hill, right?
>>63467
Aside from the 6-pointed stars n shit?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63469
63471
>>63467
No spoilers.
Let's go see.
Maybe they have some unholy stuff worth stealing.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63470
63473
>>63468
>Outside the hill.
Well shit...
Is there any visible way she could land these airplane-sized animals without drawing attention?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63471
63472 63474
>>63469
We need to burn it upon leaving.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63472
63474
>>63471
That goes without saying.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63473
63475
>>63470
Probably not, the hillside sports only grass, making any sort of concealed approach impossible
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63474
63477 63478
>>63471
>>63472
I would recommend not wasting time that could allow Soros to get a head start in reacting to the party, since the party will lose the element of surprise the moment they land, but whatever
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63475
>>63473
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
are the walls scale-able with Tracy's grappling hook? Her priority to to keep her birdies safe.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63476
63479
>just now finds out about bonus spells
Oh...

Would Trump like eagle's splendor?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63477
63478 63479
>>63474
But faggy temple that is literally blocking hitlers power.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63478
63481
>>63474
"I agree!"
>>63477
"He's right, its probably GM offering some faggy nonsense to distract us with!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63479
63482 63484
>>63476
Tracy could use some bull's strength.
>>63477
Infernius would be ideologically obligated to destroy it.
Clerics have codes of conduct too.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63481
63486
>>63478
I wanted to horse around a bit, but sure...
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63482
>>63479
I don't have that one
Torc casts eagle splendor on himself
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63484
63485
>>63479
Yea i can let it go in the name of getting back to the past.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63485
63486
>>63484
This. We gotta get back. Back to the past

So we can destroy every one of them before they are built
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63486
>>63481
"I could be wrong, there could be gibs inside,..."
>>63485
"He's right! I don't like saying that by the way!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63487
63490
Okay, let's land closer to the center then.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63488
63489
What would they she upon leaving?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63489
>>63488
*Landing
l8rQ6
?
No.63490
63491
[1d20 = 18]
>>63487
"You're landing?!" and then to Addy, "Hold on DD," before leaping from Bunny in mid flight.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63491
63492
>>63490
Wait are they over them?
Could she just jump off and roll a tumble?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63492
63494 63495
>>63491
If Tracy can get away with doing that, and not splat, sure. Thez has teleport and airwalk.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63493
>"Ding! Please fasten your seatbelts as we begin our descent into Bohemian Grove International."
Snek begins to descend behind the others, establishing the back line
pxNxt
?
No.63494
[1d20+16 = 36]
>>63492
Fae: Spot check
No, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63495
>>63492
*lands quietly*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63496
63498
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63497
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63498
63499 63500
>>63496
e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
T1/jE
?
No.63499
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63498
Fuck it.
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.
>inb4 1
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63500
>>63498
Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63501
63502
... or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63502
63503
>>63501
*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63503
>>63502
This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63504
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63505
... sorry.
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63506
63507 63508
Should we roll initiative?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63507
63510 63511 63512 63513
>>63506
That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
T1/jE
?
No.63508
63509
[1d20+7 = 11]
>>63506
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63509
>>63508
Reee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63510
63514
>>63507
Wait, what?
tNcz9
?
No.63511
[2d20 = 20]
>>63507
Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
pxNxt
?
No.63512
[2d20 = 15]
[2d20 = 19]
>>63507
Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
JD8Vj
?
No.63513
[2d20+5 = 29]
>>63507

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63514
63515 63518
>>63510
Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63515
63520
>>63514
Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
l8rQ6
?
No.63516
[2d20 = 38]
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
KWJ90
?
No.63517
[2d20 = 15]

Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63518
63519 63527
>>63514
Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
KWJ90
?
No.63519
[2d20 = 35]
>>63518
Thats what im wondering about lenos
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63520
63521 63523
>>63515
I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63521
>>63520
Idk what's happening anymore...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63522
63524
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63523
>>63520
Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63524
63525 63527
>>63522
Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63525
63529
>>63524
https://mlpol.net/mod.php?/vx/res/63085.html#q63421
Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63526
Embillish a bit
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63527
>>63518
Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.
>>63524
Only for combat sequence
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63528
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63529
63533
>>63525
Sorry..
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
l8rQ6
?
No.63530
[2d20 = 17]
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63531
63533
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63532
63534
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63533
63535 63536
>>63531
Snek can fly for the moment, no need
>>63529
No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63534
>>63532
Maleffect?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63535
63538
>>63533
Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63536
>>63533
>I was catty
It's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63537
63539 63540 63544 63545
>charting initiative
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7

- Lenos 4
>so far
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63538
>>63535
This
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63539
63541
>>63537
Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
T1/jE
?
No.63540
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>63537

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63541
63543
>>63539
Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
j9pwi
?
No.63542
[2d20 = 36]
Stix initiative
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63543
>>63541
The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
JD8Vj
?
No.63544
63546
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>63537

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63545
>>63537
Dubs
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63546
63547
>>63544
Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63547
>>63546
I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63548
63550
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13

- Trump 12
- Torc 7

- Lenos 4

l8rQ6
?
No.63549
[2d20 = 14]
[1d20 = 7]
Kiynen and co
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63550
86211f347146e463e1aacf0634771fba.jpg
>>63548
Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63551
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).

The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos

Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63552
63556
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63553
Stix? It's your turn.
j9pwi
?
No.63554
63557
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63555
Who's next?
pxNxt
?
No.63556
63559
[3d20 = 17]
>>63552
Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63557
63559
>>63554
Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63558
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63559
63560
>>63557
And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion >>63556

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63560
63561
>>63559
Fae misses with her leading paw. Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?

The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63561
>>63560
Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
T1/jE
?
No.63562
63563 63564
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63563
>>63562
What's it look like?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63564
63565
>>63562
Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63565
>>63564
~Yay!
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63566
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).

(At long last)
Xp
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63567
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.

It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63570
63574
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63571
63575
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63573
63576
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
pxNxt
?
No.63574
[4d20 = 59]
>>63570
"FOR PORT BARRY!"

Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
Mrs. Sentry
KRIhY
?
No.63575
>>63571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63576
>>63573
*hugs uatchit*

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63577
63578
*hugs birdies*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63578
63579
>>63577
She's on the ground tho...
Anonymous
XNL2b
?
No.63579
>>63578
Meh its fine.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63581
63582 63583
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63582
828022__safe_rainbow dash_fluttershy_upvotes galore_crying_artist needed_source needed_scrunchy face_scared_useless source url.png
>>63581
"Not again what...."
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63583
63584
>>63581
What did Tracy stab through?
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63584
63585
>>63583
Rather, what did it look like?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63585
63586
door-man.jpg
>>63584

Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63586
63587
>>63585
>tfw no Tracy stabbing merchant through nose shoop cuz not my computer
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63587
>>63586
too bad it was deleted last time i posted it...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63588
63589 63590 63596
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
zLtXr
?
No.63589
63591 63592
1519523051098.png
[1d20 = 2]
>>63588
Trumpaladin is riding Fae so is stix so hopefully he can keep up

"This is for Port Barry!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63590
63592 63593
>>63588
Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63591
824.jpg
>>63589
Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63592
63595
>>63589
Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.
>>63590
More than 5
T1/jE
?
No.63593
[5d20 = 51]
>>63590
Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63594
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
zLtXr
?
No.63595
[3d20 = 35]
>>63592
Rolling

Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
j9pwi
?
No.63596
[1d20 = 9]
>>63588
One attack of opportunity for Stix
tNcz9
?
No.63597
[1d20+10 = 19]
[1d20+11 = 28]
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)
l8rQ6
?
No.63598
[8d20 = 83]
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63599
63600
BG.png
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.

By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63600
63602 63606
>>63599
Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63601
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63602
>>63600
I'll say Torc was with them
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63603
63607
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
T1/jE
?
No.63604
63605 63606
[1d20+20 = 32]
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63605
>>63604
fucked up with that sentence there...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63606
63608
>>63600
Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604
If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
PMl80
?
No.63607
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>63603
Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified

"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."

Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63608
63609 63612
>>63606
Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63609
63611
>>63608
Are we splitting up?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63610
63613
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63611
image.png
>>63609
It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63612
63615
>>63608
Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63613
63614
>>63610
If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63614
>>63613
Nevermind then
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63615
63616
>>63612
"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63616
63618
>>63615
"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63617
63621
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63618
63619
>>63616
"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63619
63620
>>63618
"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63620
63622 63624 63625
>>63619
Uh, its a rather long and winding path
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63621
63623
>>63617
>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63622
63626
>>63620
What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63623
63629
>>63621
Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63624
>>63620
Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today
>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots"
"Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you"
"Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63625
63626
image.jpeg
>>63620
ENTERS THE KEEP. Um, enters the building with Fae. Probably Stix as well. What see?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63626
63627 63630 63631
>>63622
The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625
Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
JD8Vj
?
No.63627
63628
>>63626
Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63628
>>63627
Yes
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63629
>>63623
The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.

I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
T1/jE
?
No.63630
63632
[1d20+5 = 17]
>>63626
reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
iTUzl
?
No.63631
63633
[1d20+27 = 38]
>>63626
Hmmm.

Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
l8rQ6
?
No.63632
[1d20 = 8]
>>63630
"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
l8rQ6
?
No.63633
63635
[6d20 = 71]
>>63631
Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63634
63639
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
JD8Vj
?
No.63635
63637
>>63633
Bull rush the door
Dice 1d20
JD8Vj
?
No.63636
63637

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63637
63638 63642
>>63635
Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?
>>63636
What a waste of a pali
JD8Vj
?
No.63638
>>63637
The synagogue of Satan
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63639
>>63634
>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"
Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63640
63641 63642
4c2c91c9d0d10_58244b.jpg
Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63641
63646
>>63640
"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
JD8Vj
?
No.63642
63645 63646
>>63637
>>63640
I bull rush the keep.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63643
Benis XDDDDD
JD8Vj
?
No.63644
63645 63646
[1d20 = 18]

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63645
>>63642
>>63644

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63646
63647 63649 63651
>>63642
Ah k, perfect.
>>63641
"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644
Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.

tNcz9
?
No.63647
63648
[1d20+7 = 20]
>>63646
Snek trys his luck at the door
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63648
63650
>>63647
Is he shooting it?
AwTOG
?
No.63649
63652
[1d20+27 = 33]
>>63646
One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63650
63652
>>63648
Charging
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63651
63652
>>63646
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63652
63653 63654 63657 63658 63662
>>63651
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649
>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63653
>>63652
F U C K
U
C
K
tNcz9
?
No.63654
63655 63656
[1d20+9 = 26]
>>63652
Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63655
63656 63657
>>63654
Infernuis follows behind snek.
l8rQ6
?
No.63656
63658 63659
[1d20 = 10]
>>63655
Infernius wails on the door a bit more before he cn fit through. Meanwhile.
>>63654
Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
AwTOG
?
No.63657
image.gif
[1d20+17 = 28]
[1d20+17 = 20]
>>63652
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!

Also, Fae claws at the door

>>63655
Infernius is too big
tNcz9
?
No.63658
63661
[1d20+8 = 9]
>>63652
>Gigajew
Does dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?
>>63656
Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63659
63664
>>63656
Do i need to roll or no?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63660
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
l8rQ6
?
No.63661
63663
[1d20 = 5]
>>63658
Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
T1/jE
?
No.63662
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63652
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63663
63665
>>63661
I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63664
>>63659
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
l8rQ6
?
No.63665
63666
[2d20 = 17]
>>63663
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63666
63667
>>63665
Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.

Checkd for Death
l8rQ6
?
No.63667
63668
[2d20 = 28]
>>63666
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63668
63669
>>63667
I think the second one misses.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63669
63670
>>63668
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
JD8Vj
?
No.63670
63671
[1d20+8 = 22]
>>63669

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63671
63673
>>63670
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63672
63675
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63673
63681
>>63671
Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63674
63676
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63675
63676 63677
1bc.jpg
>>63672
Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63676
63678 63680
>>63674
"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly"

>>63675
Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63677
63679
>>63675
The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63678
>>63676
What?
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63679
63681
>>63677
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63680
>>63676
Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63681
63682 63683 63684 63686
>>63679
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
JD8Vj
?
No.63682
63687
[1d20 = 18]
>>63681
I jumo through the hole
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63683
63687
>>63681
Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63684
>>63681
Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
j9pwi
?
No.63685
63687
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63686
63687
>>63681
Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63687
63688 63690 63692 63696 63758
>>63682
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685
Success
>>63686
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63688
63689
>>63687
I run to cover. If there is any.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63689
63693
>>63688
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63690
63691
>>63687
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63691
63695
>>63690
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63692
63694 63697
>>63687
Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63693
63697
>>63689
I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63694
>>63692
*kick down the wall
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63695
63697
>>63691
Trumpaladin waves back

"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63696
63697 63717
>>63687
Fair enough
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63697
63698 63707
>>63692
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not
>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.
JD8Vj
?
No.63698
63699 63701
[1d20+1 = 21]
>>63697
I tumble.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63699
>>63698
hawt
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63700
63701
>>636917
"She got inside of the tower? Say again?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63701
63704
>>63698
Well done. Infernius continues to elude the ballista while Torcuil's fireball comes crashing in.
>>63700
She's talking about the Synogogue
l8rQ6
?
No.63702
63718
[10d6 = 40]
[3d20 = 33]
forgot dice
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63703
63705
One of the operators successfully runs from his ballista before the fireball comes crashing in, escaping with some charring and burns, while the other two are flame broiled extra juicy.
zLtXr
?
No.63704
63708
[1d20 = 11]
>>63701
Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface

Caster check I guess
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63705
>>63703
"Me love the smell of napalm in morning."
j9pwi
?
No.63706
63708
[1d20 = 15]
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface

Search check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63707
63709
>>63697
Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63708
63712
>>63704
He hears a "PEW" sound, as though of a bullet ricocheting off a hard surface.
>>63706
The surface is the same polished darkened glass as before, but it hums irregularly.
l8rQ6
?
No.63709
63710
[1d20 = 13]
[1d20+4 = 10]
>>63707
Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
T1/jE
?
No.63710
63711
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>63709
rollin'
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63711
63714
>>63710
Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking right at her.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63712
63723
>>63708
"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But... One more thing to try."

With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63713
63717
"Torc!"
T1/jE
?
No.63714
63715
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>63711
Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63715
63716
>>63714
*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
l8rQ6
?
No.63716
63719
[1d20 = 7]
>>63715
Gotcha
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63717
63718
>>63696
>>63713
Look
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63718
63721
>>63717
>>63702
"HEY!"
T1/jE
?
No.63719
63720 63722
[1d20+19 = 39]
>>63716
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63720
>>63719
Ha!
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63721
63746
>>63718
"Whats wrong?"
l8rQ6
?
No.63722
[2d20 = 33]
>>63719
Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63723
>>63712
Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
l8rQ6
?
No.63724
[3d20 = 32]
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
l8rQ6
?
No.63725
[2d20 = 5]
... finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
T1/jE
?
No.63726
63728 63729
[4d20 = 50]
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
j9pwi
?
No.63727
[1d20 = 17]
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.

Search check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63728
>>63726
wait, i guess its not her turn..
Leave that as a ready action then.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63729
63730 63731
Yeah, that was a fail for Thez, looking up how bad real quick, still 4 solid strikes tho. While she's failing miserably,
>>63726
Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63730
63733
>>63729
I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63731
63733
>>63729
Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63732
63734 63735
That's all i can do for tonight.
Goodnight, m8s.
l8rQ6
?
No.63733
63736 63738
[1d20 = 2]
>>63731
Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.
>>63730
The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63734
tumblr_n0c2fwVMxY1sull1jo2_r1_400.png
>>63732

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63735
>>63732
Quick! Roll a saving throw!
T1/jE
?
No.63736
63737
[1d20+10 = 12]
>>63733
Will save?
reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63737
>>63736
reeeee!
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63738
63739
>>63733
Enters the structure from the balcony level, dismounting Fae if necessary
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63739
63740
>>63738
The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63740
63741
>>63739
What kind of devices?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63741
63742
>>63740
Mounted crossbows and shit. Its all old and decrepid. What are you on about?
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63742
63743
>>63741
like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground...

Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63743
63744
>>63742
It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63744
63745
>>63743
Does it appear to be older than 15 years?

Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63745
63746 63747
>>63744
No, but its been several years since its been in use, by appearance and by literal story
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63746
63750
>>63745
>>63721

zLtXr
?
No.63747
63748
>>63745
S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
\r
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63748
>>63747
P looks like a series of shops, S is the synogogue actually, k is the keep, and I looks like an Inn.
l8rQ6
?
No.63750
63752 63756
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>63746
A>"I dunno, but something inside sounds big, and mad. Mom told me to stay outside tho."
Sorry, the HEY from before was a navi shitpost
Meanwhile, both Thez and Tracy failed their saving throws and have been stunned for dice rounds by a spray of gold nuggets fired out in every direction by every nostril.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63751
63752
The windows of the synagogue shatter outward with the partial spray of gold nuggets. The oversized multinosed monstrocity reeeeees at the unrecoverable nuggets that escaped outside. It turns angrily toward Tracy, who it has had its ankle devastated by.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63752
63754
1496879270973.png
>>63750
>>63751
Uh... Would Trumpaladin (or Fae or Stix) have reason to notice any of this?
Or care
zLtXr
?
No.63753
63754
[1d20+16 = 19]
From the top of the Keep, Fae does a spot check for activity
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63754
63755 63756
>>63752
Well they didn't seem too bothered by the deafening roars, why would they care about the breaking glass? e_e
>>63753
From the Keep's position lower on the hill, she can't see anything out of the ordinary. The keep is/was intended as a defensive structure for the base of the hill, not against the top where the synogogue is.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63755
Mecha.jpg
>>63754
>>63754
When was there a deafening roar?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63756
63757
>>63750
>>63754
*runs to the synagogue of Satan*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63757
63760
>>63756
"Addy follow me but stay out sight"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63758
63759
>>63687
There
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63759
Mecha-Streisand_2010_0001.jpg
>>63758
Oh. I guess they fly to that then
Since Thez is there and she knows the security settings on the Tower...
l8rQ6
?
No.63760
[1d20 = 13]
>>63757
A>"Okkay," she says, holding the darkwood staff, flitting from shadow to shadow
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63761
63762 63763
Adeline pulls up her hood, granting +10 bonus to hide in shadows, which are everywhere because of a darkness charm on the staff, following closely behind Infernius.
Trump, Stix, and Fae fly in from the recently cleared and searched keep. Meanwhile, Thez lost her footing and got hit by the gold nuggets, where Tracy only got hit by the nuggets and is still standing. The giga-jew adjusts its position and raises a foot over Tracy for a stomp.
No dex bonus, no dodge bonus, ac is -2 cuz stunned.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63762
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>63761
Are they in range for an arrow, a roar, a pounce, or a slash?

"Yippee aye-yay!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63763
63764 63766
>>63761
>no dex bonus to AC
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge; can't she still evade?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63764
>>63763
Well, I guess Thez does too, so obviously not.
l8rQ6
?
No.63766
[2d20+12 = 30]
>>63763
As the monstrosity of jewness levels its foot above Tracy for a deterministic stomp a large shadow, almost a swirl of the darkest smoke given a semblance of form and purpose, darts out from the shadows and attacks the giant's stable foot.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63767
63768
I forgot to mention it should be taking 2 points of strength damage every time she flanks it because of Crippling Strike.
It should've lost ~6 points from those few hits.
l8rQ6
?
No.63768
[1d8 = 3]
>>63767
Good to know. It just lost more.
l8rQ6
?
No.63769
[1d20+22 = 40]
Disrupted by this new attack, the Gigajew foregoes its first attack and takes a step back. With its second attack, it swipes at the shadow.

l8rQ6
?
No.63770
[8d12+24 = 62]
[1d6+14 = 19]
Successfully, the shadow is torn into smaller pieces
l8rQ6
?
No.63771
[1d20+22 = 29]
With its last attack, the giant readies its other foot and stomps down on Thez.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63772
63773
The Gigajew screams triumphantly at the conclusion of its attack sequence, still standing on what moments ago was Thez.
T1/jE
?
No.63773
63774
tumblr_ol94ttMFHG1teq8d7o1_1280.jpg
[2d20 = 24]
>>63772
"You fucking bitch!" Tracy screams in response her eyes darting from the giant beast to Thez,

Because her faggot was too much of a drooling retard to do it earlier, she designates gigajew as her Dodge target, to gain +4 dodge bonus to AC. She takes a -5 penalty to her Attack rolls to gain +5 more AC with Combat Expertise. Gripping her defending dagger in her maw and focusing on her chain, she draws out their enhancement bonus to gain another +7 AC. And her new armor class is... a lot.
Now, thinking fast Tracy's mind flashes back to the moments she spent bullfighting with Infernius, she whirls her sparkling cape to gain total concealment until her next turn with Cloak Dance, as a move action.
With a whirl of colors, for a moment, it seems as though there are two Tracys, who both lash out with their chains.

With her chain in her claws and her mantle aflutter, Tracy uses her last standard action to make two attacks from concealment with her chain, both at her newly adjusted bonus of +15. She targets the leg she attacks earlier, stabbing into the arteries in hopes she damage the beast's leg to an extent that it won't be able to stomp anymore.

Take my cheap, slippery min-maxed attack style, you sniffling freak!
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63774
63775 63778
>>63773
Where are you claiming all of these feats from? None of these were listed the last time you listed six
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63775
63776
>>63774
She got Cloak dance at the same time Infernius was learning Improved Bull Rush. I gave up Leadership for Combat Expertise.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63776
63777
>>63775
You mentioned it like once in a couple days in between sessions. In actual SRD you only get feats every three levels or as class or race related bonuses. In GMs special things you need 40-50 hours in game time, and that's 40-50 hours that can't be spent killing things or traveling or tending to birds. You don't get a free feat every week of real life time that goes by.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63777
>>63776
That's not what I'm doing.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63778
>>63774
TBH, I do remember cloak dance. It was something that when presented I decided I wanted Thez to have it too (and would have had were I aware of it previously).

Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63780
image.jpeg
Like a Valkyrie riding a Pegasus, the Man with gleaming silver armor and dazzling strawberry blonde hair raises his sword high as he flies in, atop a gilded and shimmering lioness. Her outstreched and dragon like wings carry her a few inches over the broken stained glass windows of the ersatz church, her forward claws and fangs stretched and waiting to exact vengeance. Behind the man, a small pony peaks out a bow, string pulled back and arrow readied.

"Alright you European-style socialist sons a bitches! In the name of Elway and all that is holy, it is time to end your blight upon this land forever, and return you to the oblivion you belong!"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63782
63783
So where exactly did we leave off with Torc and Snek?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63783
63784
>>63782
Weren't they examining the pyramid?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63784
>>63783
I was under the impression that I was being told not to, and I haven't done anything since he cast fireball
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63785
63786 63787 63789
Then Torc is arriving outside the Synogogue at about the same time as Infernius and Addy by foot, and Trump, Stix, and Fae, by Fae, who wastes no time and flies in the very same window Thez entered from. Speaking of Thez, she's right outside the building, nearly collapsed from being stunned but still maintaining her footing. "Tracy,...." she stammers out.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63786
>>63785
"Huh, guess we're using the windows"
Torc climbs on Snek who is hopefully under the effect of Fly, and they enter through the same window.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63787
63788
>>63785
*rushes to thezs side*
"You ok ana?"
*puts himself in between her and the giga kike*
*takes stance*
"Burn."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63788
63792
>>63787
The Gigajew is inside. "I'm just catching my breath. Watch out for his nose. Use some protection spell or something,"
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63789
63790
>>63785
How close is the window from Gigajew?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63790
63793
>>63789
Not immediately, but the Gigajew is friggin huge if Stix wants to shoot it in an eye
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63791
image.jpeg
Trumpaladin glimmers extra glimmingly as he casts (cast?) Eagles Splendor on himself and Fae
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63792
63795
>>63788
*protection from evil*
"Me ready to oven this kike*
*moves in to the building*
j9pwi
?
No.63793
63794 63795
[3d20 = 23]
>>63790
Sounds like a plan

Stix speaks to the paladin
“What is this abomination?”

He quickly takes aim at the monster and uses Rapid Shot to get three shots in at 9/9/4 I think
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63794
>>63793
"I have no idea. But it is evil and unholy, and we are not getting out of here until it is gone"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63795
63796 63797 63800
>>63792
The door is barred, but the windows are blasted open, including a rather large one.
>>63793
The shots embed in the thick skin of the creature, but don't seem to affect it all. However, their presence has given it more to think about than squishing Tracy so that's a win I guess. Roll for initiative.
JD8Vj
?
No.63796
63798
[1d20+5 = 8]
>>63795
Jump through the window
j9pwi
?
No.63797
[1d20 = 11]
>>63795
Initiative roll
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63798
63801
>>63796
Infernius fails, and falls down on his butt. Thez regains her composure and <whooooof> re-enters the building. This precludes Thez from this round of initiative, but puts her in 1st place next round.
tNcz9
?
No.63799
[2d20 = 29]
Initiative for Snek and Torc. Snek takes higher roll
AwTOG
?
No.63800
[1d20 = 1]
[1d20+6 = 24]
>>63795
Fae and Trumpaladin
JD8Vj
?
No.63801
[1d20 = 13]
>>63798
Initiative
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63802
63803
K so as I'm seeing, Fae is first, followed by Snek, then Torc and Infernius at the same time, with Stix following, with Trump in last.
AwTOG
?
No.63803
image.jpeg
[3d20 = 46]
>>63802
Fae dives in towards the unholy abomination of central-European-style Socialism, and rips at it with Fang and Claw
l8rQ6
?
No.63804
63805
[1d100 = 33]
That's at least 2 hits, with a possible 3rd (bab?)
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63805
63807
>>63804
She has the multiattack Feat, so it's something like 20/18/18 for the combined attack bonus, and +12 for highest base attack bonus. Possibly a couple points higher
tNcz9
?
No.63806
63811 63812
[1d20+31 = 42]
[1d20+30 = 32]
>Torc and Snek next to each other
That's nice.
Snek aims his gun at let giant nosy merchant, and holds his action until Torc can cast True Strike.
Torc then casts a quickened True Strike, affecting him and Snek.

And for Torc's action, he forms a great beam of the purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart, using it as a polar ray.
The polar ray has the +30, Snek had the +31
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63807
>>63805
Yeah, I'll count it as 3, 1 of which does 2x damage
The creature retracts at the sudden onslaught
T1/jE
?
No.63808
63809
[1d20+7 = 11]
Rolling Initiative
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63809
63810 63814
>>63808
Tracy goes with Stix, immediately after Torcuil and Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63810
>>63809
Tracy prepares to flank and finish off gigajew's leg
tNcz9
?
No.63811
63813
[2d8+2 = 13]
[17d6 = 62]
>>63806
I mean, it isn't a 1
Damages rolls (17d6 polar ray, 2d8+2 snek)
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63812
63813
image.png
>>63806
>The purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart
And just with saying that, +2d6 of cold damage. Careful not to get frostbite
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63813
>>63811
Alright
>>63812
Kek

Infernius' turn
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63814
>>63809
I stand up. Pull out my holy symbol then cast Destruction on the giga juden.

l8rQ6
?
No.63815
[1d20 = 19]

l8rQ6
?
No.63816
63818
[10d6 = 34]
No saved, but still the creature is weakened by an intense blast of jackboots and nationalism.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63817
63819 63821
Tracy and Stix' turn, the former whom I assume is going to town on the increasingly injured foot?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63818
>>63816
https://youtu.be/SuLWRAq-Kuk
T1/jE
?
No.63819
63820
[3d20 = 31]
>>63817
Tracy whips out Edgy and flanks the creatures leg, slashing viciously, intent on completely crippling the creature.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63820
>>63819
She's ditched the extra 5 AC from combat expertise now, and is just trying to fuck it up at her full attack bonus.
j9pwi
?
No.63821
63822
[3d20 = 30]
>>63817
Stix fires another three shots with Rapid Shot with his magical bow.
“Any ideas on how to stop this thing Trump”
l8rQ6
?
No.63822
[1d100 = 35]
>>63821
>1
At the beginning of an attack combo, that's unfortunate
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63823
So Stix falls over. I understood him still being on Fae's back, if so he would be falling off at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63824
63825
Did Tracy's slashing ruin it's leg yet?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63825
63826
>>63824
No, its achilles tendon is larger in diameter than Tracy's body.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63826
>>63825
Did she damage the creature though?
AwTOG
?
No.63827
63828 63829
image.gif
[5d20 = 54]
In a Chanel of all his faith and fury, Trumpaladin brings down Vanderiem like a sharp and swift hammer, channeling all his faith and fury into the repeated slashes.

He utters the following short prayer:
"Elway, give me the strength to smite all those who seek to wipe hope from this land, and bring justice for what has befallen our Port and Sparintenar. Praise American"

Slash Slash Slash Smite Smite with two smite evils, feather fall, and Divine might on all attacks. With Eagle's splendor that is +8 damage on every hit that lands and one turn undead expended.

The bonuses should be 28/23/18/21/21 with smite evil adding the +8 to the last attack and the feather fall attack, and with Trumpaladin claiming the Weapon Focus feat. Smite evil does +17 damage
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63828
>>63827
Hold up
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63829
>>63827
Fuck! I repeated myself in that paragraph
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63832
How much does she need to dig into this leg before it's crippled?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63833
Sorry, the hold up was because it is Gigajew's turn before Trump's, but then I had to do something anyway
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63834
*lenos takes flight drom the roof od the keep and flies to the roof of the synagogue*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63835
63840
As Trump readies to wail on the massive creature of noses, and as Lenos and Kiynen arrive on the rooftop, the Gigajew holds its arms out wide, and each one of its eyes glow red
GJ>Jew Beam
Everyone inside the Synogogue roll a saving throw
tNcz9
?
No.63836
[1d20+2 = 10]
[1d20 = 17]
Torc gets an extra +2 to all saves, so that one is his.
j9pwi
?
No.63837
[1d20 = 4]
Stix save throw
l8rQ6
?
No.63838
[1d20 = 9]

T1/jE
?
No.63840
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>63835
Reflex?
l8rQ6
?
No.63841
63843
[5d8 = 14]
K, everyone takes 5d8 damage
j9pwi
?
No.63842
[5d8 = 23]
Stix damage
T1/jE
?
No.63843
63844
[5d8 = 32]
>>63841

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63844
>>63843
Fuck!
tNcz9
?
No.63846
[5d8 = 25]
[5d8 = 16]
>sigh
Top is Snek
>Gulp
Bottom is Torcuil
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63847
Trump/Fae need to take damage, otherwise its a new round
AwTOG
?
No.63848
[5d8 = 25]
[5d8 = 16]
Rolling
l8rQ6
?
No.63849
[1d100 = 19]
As everyone is stung by the crazy jew-beam, Trump dashes forward with Vandereim and strikes once, twice, a third time, before clasping the sword in both hands, delivering a devastating sever-strike, followed by yet another hit.
l8rQ6
?
No.63850
[1d100 = 72]
Max damage on sever, plus opponent rolls fumble
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63851
63852
So the Gigajew is stumbling (flat-footed) until its next turn, and Trump gets an extra attack roll, on top of his previously uncalculated damage.
AwTOG
?
No.63852
63853
[1d20 = 16]
>>63851
"For the Generals!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63853
63854 63855 63858
>>63852
And with his latest attack,... by the way, you guys need to be more on it about calculating critical thresholds. A nat 20 rolls on the critical table, but the critical threshold (as in, improved critical, keen weapons, etc.) still get double damage dice. Thez for example, gets a 16+ critical threat. I say "you guys" cuz it occurs to me that I've totally neglected it in the past. Like,... totally,...
Trump zips along the Gigajew, riding Fae solo after Stix fell off in an unfortunate dice roll. Weaving around reaching arms he strikes cleaving blow after cleaving blow, as Fae continually increases in height in an elevating spiral. Cresting to just over the full height of the creature, and not far from the top of the synogogue, Fae speeds into a dive, headed straight for the creature's face. As she dives, the creature attempts to swat at the pair, which is exactly what Fae had hoped would happen. Slicing once into the arm to disrupt its motion, Trump turns with his momentum and grips Vandereim in a devastating downward slice that severs the Gigajew's massive arm just at the upper bicep. With just a gesture and the energetic momentum Trump signals Fae back toward the monstrosity one final time. As they fly past, Trump digs Vandereim in the creature's chest right at the waistline and digs a canyon of ruined flesh across toward the opposite shoulder. In an absolute shower of jewish blood, the creature stumbles backward one step, and then two, finally falling at the apex of the temple, where it had formed in the first place.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63854
63858
image.png
>>63853
"Praise Elway. Praise American."
tNcz9
?
No.63855
63856 63857
[2d8+5 = 16]
>>63853
Torc and Snek make their way to Stix
"You okay lad?"
Torc also take the opportunity to use his wand of cure moderate wounds on Snek
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63856
63864
>>63855
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63857
63859 63864
>>63855
*humps leg*
"That was really cool how you cut that thing up, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63858
63860 63863
>>63853
>>63854
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin

"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.

"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63859
>>63857
"Gah!"

Trumpaladin is startled by the Blue Pony
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63860
>>63858
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63861
63862 63864 63866
Its Seahawkus,... but whatever
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63862
63866
>>63861
Tracy is still attached to his leg, waiting for attention
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63863
63865
>>63858
Wait, was this shit directed towards Stix?
tNcz9
?
No.63864
[2d8+5 = 15]
>>63857
I didn't see that second part for a second, and let me tell you,
Ho-lee fuk I was confused
>>63861
I'm confused again
>>63856
"Glad to hear, here lemme help"
Torc uses the wand on Stix too
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63865
>>63863
That's how I interpreted it
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63866
>>63861
TOP KEK!

>>63862
"Hi blue pony."

Trumpaladin places a finger to the pony's nose

"Boop"
Damage healed with Paladin's lay of hands.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63867
Oh, Trump healed Stix....

I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
AwTOG
?
No.63868
63869
Trumpaladin moves away from the scene embarrassed and wobbles back towards Fae again
\r
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63869
>>63868
*is still on leg*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63870
63872
So the Synogogue is pretty wrecked, pews tossed about here and there. Much of the architecture and wall is ornate, with gilt and other such embellishments. Aside from the giant body with X'ed out eyes all over it, there's a single smaller door in the back.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63871
63874
After being healed, Stix looks around.
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63872
63873 63876
>>63870
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63873
63875
>>63872
Wait, can I take 10 on that?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63874
>>63871
"I don't know. I guess we could look around"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63875
63877
>>63873
What's Tracy's Trap sense?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63876
>>63872
Trumpaladin gives Fae a pet, "splendid," and then goes towards the door
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63877
63878
>>63875
She has +4 trap sense ability, +4 int (with headband), and i think 15 ranks in search.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63878
>>63877
In that event, she could only take a 10 on a CR 3 trap
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63879
63880
To be able to take a 10 on a skill/attack/ability roll, you have to be able to have a +20 or more modifier
T1/jE
?
No.63880
63885
[1d20+23 = 42]
>>63879
Rolling to check spooky door.
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63881
63882 63883
*lenos flies down to the party*
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63882
63884
>>63881
"Oh NOW you come to help"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63883
>>63881
"It had too many to poke out."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63884
63886
>>63882
He was melting the countryside with his ladyfriend.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63885
63887
>>63880
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63886
>>63884
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63887
63889
>>63885
Tracy ransacks the office, grabbing and examing anything that might be of interest.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63888
63890 63894
The whole of the area is mostly centered on a stage. There's rows and rows of pews, some of which have been kicked over or stepped on, all leading to a main oratory area with lots of pretty shiny embellishments and decorations that have some sort of jewish significance. Directly behind it is an oversized bookcase containing every single relevant text you could think of for jews (and they get exhaustive about EVERYTHING), back and to the left of which is the door that leads to the office and closet.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63889
63892
>>63887
Face it, Tracy wouldn't know it if she was looking at a 100k gp jewish debt-bond
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63890
63891 63893
>>63888
Search the texts for anything related to "time travel" and "electric fields"
l8rQ6
?
No.63891
[1d20 = 12]
>>63890

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63892
>>63889
>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63893
63896
>>63890
Its all in hebrew
tNcz9
?
No.63894
63895 63897
[1d20+23 = 26]
>>63888
Check'd
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63895
63898
>>63894
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.

Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63896
>>63893
Trumpaladin looks around to see if there is a control panel
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63897
>>63894
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63898
63899
>>63895
Glow you say?
If it's a scroll Torc takes it
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63899
63901 63902
>>63898
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63900
63903
"Well, that was an ordeal." Tracy barks out, frustrated to find that she cannot access the tower through the temple, as she guessed
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63901
63905
>>63899
I want to give her a whole bag of Haribo candies...
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63902
>>63899
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63903
63904 63905 63906
>>63900
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63904
63907
>>63903
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63905
>>63901
Make sure they aren't sugar free
>>63903
"Hmm? What look like wheels?"
Torc turns in the direction she's pointing
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63906
>>63903
"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63907
63908
>>63904
Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63908
63909 63910
>>63907
After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63909
>>63908
Snek slithers on over and pushes and shoves where Tracy asks him to.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63910
63911 63912 63914
>>63908
Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63911
>>63910
https://youtu.be/9z3_dlFsLEs
T1/jE
?
No.63912
63916
[1d20+23 = 39]
>>63910
~yay!
Rolling to check spooky corridor

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63913
63915
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63914
>>63910
"Huh, shall we go in?"
>"Ladies first!"
"Pearls before swine"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63915
63917
>>63913
"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back, after checking the staircase for traps
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63916
63918
>>63912
From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63917
>>63915
"Glad to see you're doing something with your time" Trumpaladin shouts back
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63918
63919
>>63916
Tracy stops and ponders which direction to go
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63919
63920
>>63918
*which path to take
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63920
63921
>>63919
"Go ahead, I'll follow along," Addy peeks from the shadows near the edge of the bookshelf.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63921
63922
>>63920
"I'll follow you two, I'm just here for the ride"
l8rQ6
?
No.63922
63924
[1d20 = 12]
>>63921
Hits meme mage with a stick
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63923
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63924
63926
>>63922
"Oof"
Snek trys not to laugh, but that makes him laugh harder
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63925
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63926
63929
>>63924
"Don't follow, walk with!" Addy encourages.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63927
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
T1/jE
?
No.63928
63931
[1d20+4 = 6]
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
tNcz9
?
No.63929
[1d20+9 = 15]
>>63926
"Alright, alright"
Torc and Snek head on in and Snek makes a spot check
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63930
63933
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63931
>>63928
I regret rolling for that nonsense.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63932
63934 63935 63937
There's two apparent paths, one lower and one higher. Pick
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63933
>>63930
Higher.
If push comes to shove, we blast through the floors.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63934
63936
1014789__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_oc_oc only_clothes_sword_uniform.jpg
>>63932
I'm'a go deep
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63935
>>63932
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-

Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63936
63938
>>63934
Infernius?
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63937
>>63932
Stix goes through the lower path
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63938
1dxet4.jpg
>>63936
Good guess, but Wrong
l8rQ6
?
No.63939
[1d20 = 5]

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63940
63941 63942
Stix and Snex roll a spot check
tNcz9
?
No.63941
[1d20+9 = 12]
>>63940
Rolling
j9pwi
?
No.63942
63943 63946
[1d20+12 = 22]
>>63940
Spot check for Stix
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63943
63944 63947 63949
>>63942
Stix notices Addy dart off, out of the room, toward the lower passage.
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63944
63952
>>63943
*with lenos an kiyin going along with her*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63945
63946
Does he say anything?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63946
>>63942
>>63945

j9pwi
?
No.63947
63948 63951 63952 63953
[1d20+12 = 18]
>>63943
“I think Addy just took off down this way guys. Shall we follow?”
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63948
63950
>>63947
Damn email field
tNcz9
?
No.63949
63952
[1d20+9 = 12]
>>63943
Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63950
>>63948
I know that feel
>Somehow rolls 2 3s in a row
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63951
>>63947
Freaking adorable little..!

Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63952
63954 63955
>>63944
I think you mean, "Lenos and Kiynen suddenly notice Addy's scent is departing, and take off after, in the direction of the lower passages.
>>63947
Yeah, a 22 passes, he notices too
>>63949
And get passed by 2 dragons, 2 ponies, and Thez (who is in stealth, uber stealth even,... but come on now)
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63953
63956
>>63947
"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63954
>>63952
Right that one
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63955
>>63952
"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us

"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63956
63957
>>63953
“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63957
63961 63963
>>63956
Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
T1/jE
?
No.63958
63960
[1d20+25 = 40]
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63959
Addy being visible in the distance to the leading party members, she stops and stands, looking to the left. Shaking her head she darts onward.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63960
63962
>>63958
Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speed
cuz etherealness is gone, but speed?
and in a puff of smoke,...
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63961
63963
>>63957
“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63962
63965
>>63960
Idk, her base speed is 100. I assumed Addy moved at 30 tops.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63963
63964
>>63957
Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings

"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong..."

>>63961
"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63964
63967
>>63963
Stix follows the paladin
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63965
63966
>>63962
30 base speed, but Addy learned some meta tricks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63966
>>63965
Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63967
63968
>>63964
Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63968
>>63967
Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63969
I guess that's the whole party taking the low road
>"...The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63970
63971
Those in pursuit speed along a neatly tiled corridor with a slight curviture to it, leading slowly upward and to the left. As they speed along (in turn, still) they come across the sound of echoes stating your average villainous crap. You know, "who are you, why are you here, what do you have against "Comet Ping Pong Pizza", etc."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63971
63972 63973
>>63970
>Pizza
REEEEEEEE! ADDY GET OUT OF THERE!
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63972
63974 63978
>>63971
Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,... anyway, whoever it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63973
medium.jpg
>>63971
Hi Anon!
I made you a peetzer
T1/jE
?
No.63974
63976
[1d20+22 = 33]
>>63972
>muh hormones
Tracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63975
>"Are we there yet?"
"Soon"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63976
63978 63979 63981 63983 63985 64003
>>63974
As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
DZxif
?
No.63977
[1d20 = 9]
Lenos^
zLtXr
?
No.63978
63982 63986
[1d20 = 14]
[1d20+6 = 15]
[1d20+15 = 27]
>>63972
>>63976
"Down come the troopers, one two.... Fuck!"

Fae Spot check and initiative
Dice 2d20
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63979
63980
>>63976
Snek and Torc initiative in that order
tNcz9
?
No.63980
[2d20 = 16]
>>63979
Kill me
T1/jE
?
No.63981
63985
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>63976
Rolling Initiative
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63982
63984
>>63978
I thought you took the high path?
Didn't you say you wanted to split up?
j9pwi
?
No.63983
[1d20 = 1]
[1d20+12 = 31]
>>63976
Stix has +12 Spot
Other than that, initiative roll
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63984
63987
>>63982
I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
T1/jE
?
No.63985
[1d20+5 = 12]
>>63981
Rolling Spot without ranks
>>63976
>whole corridor is sprouting tentacles
Thank Epona for Improved Uncanny Dodge.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63986
>>63978
*boopers
So
Lenos 9
Trump 14
Fae 15
Torcuil 14
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Tracy 18
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he' last in combat rotation.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63987
63992
>>63984
So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
l8rQ6
?
No.63988
[1d20 = 19]
[1d20+4 = 11]
So:
Tracy
Fae
Trump/Torcuil
Lenos/Kiynen
Snek

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63989
11 is Thez, 19 is Addy, meaning Addy goes first.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63990
63991 63992
Addy has first move. However, Addy is also slumped over in the clutches of James Alefantis
T1/jE
?
No.63991
[1d20+24 = 37]
>>63990
Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
zLtXr
?
No.63992
63993
[3d20 = 34]
>>63990
Fae isn't attacking the same thing as Tracy so I'm going to have her move before Tracy's action is resolved. Fae Claws and Bites at the rape tentacles

>>63987
[shrugging anonfilly]
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63993
63994
>>63992
Wait what? It sounds like you're trying to do the same thing as TF but differently than TF
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63994
1048874__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_eyebrows down_female_floppy ears_frown_pony_show accurate_simple background_solo.png
>>63993
Uh.... different tentacles?
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63995
*as soon as its lenos and kenyins turn lenos will toss his lady a dagger as he activates his lightsaber thing*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63996
63997 63998
Sorry, eating. If anyone needs a break,now is a good time
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63997
>>63996
It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63998
63999
>>63996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtqJoxTA0Y

Just let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63999
64000
>>63998
Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere. I'm just taking a break
Break time, btw
zLtXr
?
No.64000
1491708110226.png
[4d20 = 37]
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>63999
I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:

Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem

"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.

If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles

If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem

Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
tNcz9
?
No.64001
64002
I guess if Trump went Torc can go too.
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
tNcz9
?
No.64002
[5d4+5 = 18]
>>64001
Today's headline: local fucking idiot can't figure out how dice work.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64003
64004 64006
>>63976
Initiative
sorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JD8Vj
?
No.64004
64006
[1d20 = 17]
>>64003
Dialogue isnt supposed to be spoilered

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64005
64008
Huh, apparently I did go somewhere. My bad.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64006
64007
>>64003
>>64004
Behead those who assault Adeline.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64007
>>64006
Beheading is to quick.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64008
64009
>>64005
Sorry i fell asleep
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64009
64010
>>64008
Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64010
64011
>>64009
Well on the bright side i can help addy.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64011
64012
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?
The appropriate response
As they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.
>>64010
Oh she's not that helpless.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64012
WY900.gif
>>64011
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64013
64014 64016
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64014
64015
>>64013
*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64015
64020
>>64014
"Stop."
*unzips dick*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64016
>>64013
I >rape him
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64017
64019
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64018
64019 64020
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64019
>>64018
>>64017
Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64020
64021
>>64015
*bitch-slaps minotaur*
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later."
>>64018
Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64021
>>64020
*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64022
64023 64024
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64023
64025
>>64022
*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64024
64025
>>64022
Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64025
64026 64027
>>64023
Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.
>>64024
The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.
>>64023
"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64026
64027 64028
>>64025
".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64027
>>64026
"Uh. What?"
>>64025
*grabs alfantis*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64028
64029
>>64026
"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64029
64030
>>64028
Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"... We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64030
64031 64032
>>64029
"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,..."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64031
>>64030
"Theres no food...."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64032
64033
>>64030
>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings
"I don't think you'll want this pizza..." Tracy says grimly
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64033
64034 64058
>>64032
Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food. Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64034
64035
>>64033
After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64035
64036 64037
>>64034
"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64036
64037
>>64035
"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64037
64038
>>64035
"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036
"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64038
64040
>>64037
Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64039
64041 64042
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64040
64041
>>64038
"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64041
64042 64048
>>64039
Tracy follows suit
>>64040
*slices dick off with Dark*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64042
>>64039
>>64041
*follows*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64043
64044 64049
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64044
64045
>>64043
Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64045
64046
>>64044
And raped, good to be thorough
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64046
64047
>>64045
*pulls out his teeth*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64047
64048
>>64046
*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64048
64050 64052
>>64041
"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047
*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64049
>>64043
"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64050
64051
>>64048
"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64051
>>64050
"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64052
64053
>>64048
"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64053
64054
>>64052
"Butcher's choice."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64054
>>64053
"So be it."
>insert anime slashing sound effects here
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64055
64056
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64056
64057 64059 64060
>>64055
After several minutes, the tentacles shrivel up and dissipate.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64057
>>64056
I put alfantises head and jaw in the bag and cast repose on his head.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64058
>>64033
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64059
64061
>>64056
Trumpaladin proceeds up the staircasee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64060
>>64056
Tracy continues forward.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64061
64062
>>64059
Infernuis follows behind trumpadin.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64062
64063
>>64061
Infernuis turns around a goes and checks the pizza shop.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64063
64065
>>64062
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
JD8Vj
?
No.64065
64066
[1d20 = 8]
>>64063
Perception
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64066
64067 64069
>>64065
If i didn't find any tning i go to the next room.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64067
64072
>>64066
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64068
64071
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64069
64072
>>64066
Tracy walks right behind Infernius.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64071
>>64068
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64072
64073 64074 64077
>>64069
"Tracy act like anomatronic and try to get kids out of here."
>>64067
*Infernuis puts on a funny voice*
"hey there customers we have a special deal in the main room here 3 pizza for everyone come pick your 3 out"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64073
>>64072
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64074
>>64072
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64075
64076 64078 64079 64084
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64076
>>64075
Shit
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64077
Well, that was dumb...
>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64078
64084
>>64075
*follows the ones out in a robotic fashion*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64079
64080
>>64075
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells

"REGINA! Are you there?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64080
64081
>>64079
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64081
64083
>>64080
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
tNcz9
?
No.64082
64092 64099
[17d6 = 57]
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.

Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64083
64085 64086
>>64081
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64084
64089 64092
>>64075
>>64078
I cast inflict critical wounds mass on all the adults that left out of the room
zLtXr
?
No.64085
[1d20 = 4]
>>64083
"No. You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"

Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
T1/jE
?
No.64086
64087
[4d20 = 39]
>>64083
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64087
64088 64090
>>64086
YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM

And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64088
>>64087
She's right at the door between the rooms.
JD8Vj
?
No.64089
[4d8+17 = 32]
>>64084

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64090
64091 64092
>>64087
Her sword is a sword of Speed.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64091
64094
>>64090
What are you talking about?
l8rQ6
?
No.64092
64096
>>64082
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
l8rQ6
?
No.64093
[3d8+15 = 26]

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64094
64096
>>64091
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64095
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64096
64097 64099
>>64094
>>64092
When was this stated?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64097
64098
>>64096
A long time ago.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64098
64100
>>64097
Post
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64099
64102 64103
>>64096
Since before Mlpol desu
>>64082
I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64100
>>64098
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64102
>>64099
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64103
64104
>>64099
Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64104
64105
>>64103
Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64105
64106 64108 64110
>>64104
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64106
64107
>>64105
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64107
>>64106
*small herd of children
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64108
64109
>>64105
*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
*detect magic*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64109
64111 64112
>>64108
"D-do we..?" Tracy chokes out
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64110
>>64105
"Uh, does anyone want to pet the giant snake?"
>"You are not volunteering me for this"
Torc quickly hisses "we need to calm them down"
>"Fine"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64111
64112
>>64109
"The tunnels"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64112
64113 64114
>>64109
"Aside from the ruins?" Thez asks rhetorically. >>64111
"He's right. We can keep them inside from now, but we must be on our way if we're to really help them."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64113
>>64112
"Me ready when you are"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64114
64115 64116
>>64112
".. I.. I guess we should.." Tracy says, slowly stepping through the herd of kids, stopping every now and then to look one in the eye apologetically
"N-no time to lose.. I guess.."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64115
64116
>>64114
"Uh, so how should we do this?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64116
64117
>>64114
After wading through the crowd a bit more slowly than appropriate, Tracy faces off towards the unexplored tunnel, a determined look on her face.
"Well, here goes nothing." she says, as she marches forward
>>64115
"First we need to get inside the tower."

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64117
64118
>>64116
"We'll follow you guys."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64118
64119
>>64117
"Get your memes or whatever you call them ready. I doubt the welcoming committee will be great.." Tracy says, as she trots off down the dark corridor
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64119
>>64118
Torc jumps on Snek's back.
"Hyah"
>"I'll bite you"
"Just follow the stabby hoers"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64120
64121 64122
Dabs on all u bitches
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64121
>>64120
BOI

(don\'t get knocked out in front of all these people. it would be a shame for you if you were to get knocked out, especially in front of all these people)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64122
>>64120
*is dabbed on*

Tracy goes ahead of the group, searching the path above.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64123
64126 64127
So for simplicity's sake, we're back at the top/bottom fork in the road, and Tracy is taking the lead. A very bruised, bloodied, and raped James Alefantis is still stuffed in Infernius' bag, but otherwise their 'extra-curricular activities are concluded.
Anonymous
oluJd
?
No.64124
64125
*lenos and kenyin take up positions at the back of the group to make sure nothing attacks from behind*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64125
>>64124
The Snek Tank A mage on a Snek takes the middle position watching for foes to shoot/beam/curse/send to a different plane
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64126
64128
>>64123
What does Tracy see at the end of the tunnel?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.64127
64129
>>64123
Trumpaladin does the same except he left long before Tracy, so he is ahead of Tracy
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64128
>>64126
Beyond the Y split, the upper path angle toward what is unmistakably the tower,... except there are no lights on within
T1/jE
?
No.64129
64130
[1d20+25 = 30]
>>64127
>no lights
Tracy, despite the lack of activity, proceeds carefully, knowing that the enemy can more-than-likely see in the dark.
Holding her hoof out to pause the parade for a moment, she proceeds ahead in stealth.
"I'll tell you when the coast is clear." she says
Rolling to Move Silently towards the tower's entrance.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64130
>>64129
.. Is she able to see anything as she proceeds closer?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64131
Uh, GM had to step out for a moment.
But I have a message to relay:
Enchaîner
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64133
*pets poor, abused kids*
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64142
1513283010991.gif
[sad poner noises]
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64144
64146
>>>/test/
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64146
>>64144
*happy Minotuar noises*