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Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63035
63037
>>63030
"D'aww....
Those people needed me. And now they are all gone. We've got to get back to the past as stop the 'Zionists.' If they can dsend us forwards, we can go back. Damn Court City must have been in on it. Speaking of horses, have you heard of a 'Felicia' or 'Slovenia' or 'Trollestia'?"
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63036
>>63030
Upon hearing that first line, Tracy cannot suppress her laughter.
*Laughs in pent-up relief*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63037
63038
>>63035
She brightens for a moment at the mention. "Yes,... but they've been gone a long time. They were my friends."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63038
63039
>>63037
"Wha... what happened to them?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63039
63040
>>63038
Thez shakes her head at this question, indicating that she knows but will not say, not in front of Addy.
"I,... don't know. Trolly was here a while ago, but she had to leave. Regina and Felicia left long before, saying they had "business". What is this "business" that ppl keep saying?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63040
>>63039
"I see.... So of everyone I met, everyone. Felicia, Regina, all of my Generals, everyone in the Port. Baz. Everyone in Sparintenar. Everyone is gone, but the Bitch Dragon not only survived, but reproduced?"

Trumpaladin moves over to place a hand on Fae
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63041
63043 63044
"Addy, why don't you go and wash up, let me talk to our guests."
"Fine,...."
She exaggerates a beleaguered posture while slumping toward the door.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63042
63044 63045 63047
"You guys will still be alive when I wake up right?" Addy asks hopefully, just before the door.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63043
63046
>>63041
"I have one quick question, has Death ever stopped by to see me or has she been kept busy by Soros?"
>"That's your question?"
"To be honest I've only got Her and you guys to worry about."
>"You fucking NEET"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63044
63046
>>63042
"No promises"

>>63041
"I'm sorry, I am not good around children. Fae seems to like her though"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63045
>>63042
"I'll try!"
>"Nice kid"
"I always knew you had a soft spot"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63046
>>63043
"Who can say? Though I am sure that Soros is keeping Death rather busy given the degree of degradation and decay this world is experiencing. You,... 'joined' at the worst possible time."
>>63044
Addy looks at Thez, saddened. "Okay...."
T>"He doesn't mean it DD, this is hard for him too."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63047
63048
>>63042
"Pffft, I'll be fine." Tracy says, reclining on Sams chest
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63048
>>63047
She brightens at this. "Kay!" and then rushes through the door, effectively leaving the scene.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63049
63050 63051 63058
"Please excuse her,... she's been frightfully sheltered her whole life," Thez offers half-assedly.
"But everything I told you is true. Felicia is Soros' private painter, tasked with - and compelled to - mutilate herself to supply paint for yet another portrait. Regina has been tasked with skinning herself, to provide suitably fine leather for Soros' private wardrobe. Oh, they're both charmed to survive the daily ordeal,... physically that is." she sobs a bit at this.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63050
63052
>>63049
"What. The. Fuck."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63051
63054
>>63049
Tracy appears bewildered and angered
"Sk-skin herself?! What the fuck?!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63052
63053
>>63050
Revealing her broken emotional and mental status, Thez crumbes, her legs giving way beneath her. "Welcome,... to my world," she says, sobbing uncontrollably.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63053
>>63052
Trumpaladin is very uncertain, but he steps forward, and places a hand on Thez's shoulder
"We've got to undo this. Or at least stop it from escaping this world"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63054
63056
>>63051
"... yes, and I hear she does so with the same diligence that she ran the mill with."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63055
63057 63061
Regaining her feet. "So this is where we're at. The world is destroyed, under the thumb of arguably the most oppressive tyrant ever imagined. Everything that was good has been destroyed. Everything that everyone worked for," she says, looking to each person in turn, "is gone. Soros set his wrath upon the world,... but evidently that's not enough for him," she says, wiping her face.
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63056
>>63054
"Tough girl..." Tracy says grimly
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63057
>>63055
Tracy hangs her head in a brief pause.
"........"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63058
63060
>>63049
Torc falls on his knees, tears falling from his face.
"I... I brought"
>sob
"I bought her here"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63059
"We've been able to hole up here for years, but recently Addy snuck out and was detected. They," she says gesturing inparticularly, "know there is more going on here than me and Kiynen. To what degree, I don't know, but you've seen the welcoming committee."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.63060
63063
>>63058
Stix goes to comfort Torc
Anonymous
YIwuo
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No.63061
63062
>>63055
For the better part of a minute, Trumpaladin is silent.

He starts again:
"You say they started the mining activity recently?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63062
63066
>>63061
"Yes, with great fervor."
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63063
63064 63065
>>63060
"What... What have I done?"
Torc silently vows to personally save Felicia.
"Where... Is Troll?"
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63064
>>63063
*Ears perk*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63065
63069
>>63063
"I don't know. She hasn't been here for months, and then it was a short stop. The forests and the natural lands have been under as much a siege as the populated centers. Anything, anyone that doesn't bend to Soros is punished. I can't imagine that she fared any better than most."
Anonymous
YIwuo
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No.63066
63067 63068
>>63062
"He's planning to conquer more worlds, isn't he?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63067
>>63066
"I can't imagine any other purpose, this world is in ruin."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63068
>>63066
If he's like the real Soros's, he'll try to dissolve the boundaries between the planes themselves.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63069
63070 63071
>>63065
Torc stands up
"I need a minute"
Snek slithers over to curl up around Stix's feet hooves
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63070
>>63069
"There's booze," Thez offers half-jokingly.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.63071
>>63069
He pets Snek
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63072
Tracy, silent, looks down at the sea of lizards and corpses.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63073
63074 63082
Steeling herself. "However. Since you're all here now, there's still a chance."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63074
63077 63078
>>63073
*Ears-dishes rotate towards her*
"I'm listening." Tracy says, still peering down at the carnage.
Anonymous
YIwuo
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No.63075
63076 63078
Trumpaladin reaches out for someone to pet or hold onto, to calm himself down
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63076
63082
>>63075
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63077
>>63074
Snek is listening and relaying the information to Torc.
>"We'll get her buddy, and I'll be with you every step of the way."

>"Faggot"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63078
63082
>>63075
>grabs a pussy
Kidding, but I thought I'd throw it in there for humor.

>>63074
"Well, now we know - to a degree - what happened to everyone, but we don't know why, or how. We can assume that someone amongst those deemed 'unfavorable' had a hand in it. There,... exists magic that can,... undo the overwhelming majority of this,... but it will be exceedingly difficult."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63079
63080
Tread reaching critical posts.
Also, it's giving Lenos a hard time.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.63080
63081
>>63079
Use the "Last 50 posts" button
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.63081
>>63080
I like to back read too sometimes...
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63082
63084
>>63076
Damn it
*pets*

>>63073
After silence, Trumpaladin responds almost mechanically
"How?"

>>63078
"The unfavorable? I had figured the Court City Official must have done this... They removed us from the timeline just as we were trying to Purge them from Cardishore"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.63084
63086
>>63082
"No, they're not that powerful. Until today, I'd have thought that nothing but a devil was that powerful. I was wrong, but still, therein lies our chance. A devil is that powerful," she says somberly.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.63086
>>63084
"I think I recall you once said that the Golden Lady - or someone in the Abyss - owed you a favor?"