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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
995 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35485
35486
>>35482
*continues grinning at thez*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35486
35487 35491
>>35485
"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484
He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
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No.35487
35488 35490
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"

Looks away for a moment

"Only moderately successful....

What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35488
35489
>>35487
"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."

Anonymous
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No.35489
35492
>>35488
"How?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35490
35495
>>35487
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35491
35493
>>35486
*blows kiss*
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35492
35495
>>35489
"he gets 5%."
Js2CQ
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No.35493
35494
[1d20 = 5]
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35494
>>35493
"woah."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35495
35496
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>>35492
"why"

>>35490
Detect alignment on this guy
"How are you going to do that and why should we trust you?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35496
35497 35498 35499
>>35495
True Neutral
"With style and finesse, I can assure you!" ^_^
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35497
>>35496
"he seems like good guy."
*still lying on the floor*
hij0+
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No.35498
35500
[1d20+23 = 34]
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?

>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35499
>>35496
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35500
35501
>>35498
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35501
35502
>>35500
"Uh huh. How did you lead them to us?"
May as well cast zone of truth
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35502
35503
>>35501
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35503
35504
>>35502
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35504
35506
>>35503
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35505
35507
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35506
35508
>>35504
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.

You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
Anonymous
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No.35507
35508 35515
>>35505
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?

Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35508
35509
>>35506
"I can tell you many things! he assumes a cavalier pose. "But not now. A wonderful evening to you," he says bowing slightly.
>>35507
>Approach Trollestia alone
Like, now?
Anonymous
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No.35509
>>35508
If he'll let him, Trumpaladin escorts Darkementer to a room

>Now
Yes...
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35512
35514
sleeps
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35513
>also
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35514
35516 35518
>>35512
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35515
>>35507
Tracy is in the stables, playing with her birds.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35516
>>35514
Those two are adorable.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35517
35520
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35518
35519
>>35514
awwwww a cute
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.35519
>>35518
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35520
35521 35523 35529
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>>35517
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35521
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>>35520
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.

"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35522
35524
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35523
35525
>>35520
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.

Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35524
>>35522
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35525
35526
>>35523
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.

"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
Trumpaladin
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No.35526
35527
>>35525
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35527
35528
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>>35526
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
Trumpaladin
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No.35528
>>35527
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35529
35530 35532
>>35520
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
Trumpaladin
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No.35530
35531
>>35529
What is an SB?

You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35531
>>35530
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35532
>>35529
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35533
35535
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35534
Baking btw
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35535
Spoilered
>>35533
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35537
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/35536.html