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9fb33 No.2823

I read the future, tell me your questions and if I'm still here I may respond.

74fd2 No.2824

Khajit, is that you?

9fb33 No.2825

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Most certainly

9a57b No.2827

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Will my Flashy finally stop dragging his feet and move in with me soon?

9fb33 No.2828

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With a smirk the big can took a full deck of cards from under his jacket and threw 3 in the wooden table in front of him.
"For now no, he's really good at dodging bullets" says the khajiit, gazing at the cards with a puzzled look
"Something unexpected is going to happen, if you keep insisting on catching him, you will be able to do it eventually."

d4449 No.2829

Oh Kajit, why is the blue pony so obsessed with me? When will she leave me alone?

9a57b No.2830

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Thank you, Mr. Kitty. That's actually very helpful.
*whispers* I suppose you'd want a reward…?

72c98 No.2831

Masterful kitteh, will Tracy's baby be a boy or a girl?

9fb33 No.2832

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Getting a new question, the khajiit proceeds to collect his cards and scramble them, throw three more on the table and give out a quick read;
"You have too much love to give and too much eyes on you, she wants to teach you how to live a different life, you may end up liking what you could get or live under the sword–"
Khajiit's attention was cut short by a blunt sound, he was too concentrated to have heard what the blue pony had said, but one thing he was for sure.
"I-s that fu-ck-een katnip" his voice, trembling in excitement.

9a57b No.2833

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Just a little reward for your service. I didn't have any septims on me, but I hope that will suffice.

f1dc1 No.2834

What must I do to make life better?

9fb33 No.2835

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Khajiit just throws a card in the air, catching it before it touches the table; It's the wheel of Fortune.
"Adopted" he firmly states.

"A-ah, yes, yes it will more than suffice" says the khajiit, getting a bit too close with the blue pony almost acting like a house cat.
You swear you can faintly hear him purr.

The khajiit gazed at this new traveler, whitout moving an inch off of the blue pony, he scrambles his deck again and now throws some more cards on the table.
"Your life seems complicated" he replies
"I see desires for the carnal and the risky, like thoughts deep inside pushing you to do risky things. I also see the desire to abandon everything in hope for a better life, I see this making you happy, leaving everything behind.
"I also see this as really dangerous, if you leave everything there is no guarantee you will be alright.
"Your destiny is not sealed, traveler, big changes are coming into your future, if you choose to stay like it is right now, it won't matter, things will change you want it or not, it is better to act now than to wait for the unknown.
"Khajiit doesn't know what is better for your life, as he is scared of giving you bad advice, khajiit says you should have a good mindset and decide on what you want to do, take a path whitout doubt, you may already know whst your choices are.
"Khajiit is sorry for being so vague, but khajiit can only read the future, he cannot know the details for sure"

9fb33 No.2836

>goes to sleep

64280 No.2837

Khajit, will I ever be able to have my waifu?

5a60c No.2838

This for me too.

8d27f No.2839

Will i get this guy's waifu?

64280 No.2840

fuck you

e90fb No.2842

Will i butt fuck this guy while hes fucking that guys waifu?

e90fb No.2843

9a57b No.2845

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Nobody asked you! Faggot!

e90fb No.2848

Tracy flashy no care,he no move in with you

9a57b No.2853

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We could be 'friends', Mr. I. Do NOT get in my way.

9fb33 No.2854

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Khajiit is hungry and khajiit shall resume the readings afther a meal.
Please do not.kill each-other in the meanwhile.

e90fb No.2855

Tracy we already friends

e90fb No.2865

What should i eat today? Tell me khajit.

9a85e No.2866

Will I ever gain the knowledge needed to construct a functional interdimensional portal to my (hopefully living) waifu?

c7c18 No.2870

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Khajiit can see you have a strong will and khajiit can see others notice this.
It will be hard to accomplish, your will may be put to test but do not give up, for there is chance.
Khajiit feels there is something you want eat really bad, maybe you didn't notice yet?
Today is the day you eat something new and tasty, like lasagna, try your favorite plate and make sure it's as perfect as possible, khajiit says this will make you feel great today.
Khajiit can see your intents clearly and khajiit can see you are speaking with great determination, you want this new reality really bad and really fast, no matter what is left behind.
The path may be shorter than you think but its price may be too great for you, be careful anon, this task can easily kill you.
If you work hard, you will be able to see the results.

Khajiit is really tired..so khajiit is going back to sleep now..
Bye travelers.
–with just that khajiit leaves to sleep once more–

e90fb No.2871

Khajits are honorary nords.

64280 No.2932

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alright Khajiit, thank you. I'm afraid I don't have any actual currency to pay you with, so I will pay you with my rarest pepe.

e848e No.3256

thank you for your insight, wise khajiit. I will begin research at once

e90fb No.3530

You still doing readings khajiit?

58b43 No.72482

is Khajit ok?

33a6e No.73842

Poor little kitty. He could see the future, but he couldn't see that truck coming.

21146 No.77866

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This one is doing fine, readings will be resumed once khajiit reaches mainland… In seven moons.
Khajiit assures it's only worry is not to be eaten by african children.

58b43 No.78032

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