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File: 1505672779623.png (955.05 KB, 1600x805, cyoa-a-basement-for-10-yea….png)

0d375 No.2171[Last 50 Posts]

a classic cyoa

0d375 No.2172

File: 1505673099016.jpg (2.7 MB, 1840x8004, b86c23fea13ef88fe5fe635ec8….jpg)

actually fuck that one heres a better one

52a43 No.2173

As a total newb on this can I get a QR?

0d375 No.2174

>>2173
you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game

52a43 No.2175

>>2174
Ahh.. simple.

0d375 No.2176

File: 1505673591560.jpg (3.98 MB, 1914x8222, c59f4849805d6f06b6ecf7ae8c….jpg)

>>2172
part 2/4

0d375 No.2177

File: 1505673623536.jpg (4.14 MB, 1911x8185, fc953947e12e33dbb31107c4a9….jpg)


0d375 No.2178

File: 1505673740203.jpg (4.31 MB, 1872x8001, 98768033c94a0eff40c684620a….jpg)


0d375 No.2179

>>2175
yea it is take your time making your character, makesure you like em.

b1007 No.2180

File: 1505673948916.png (365.34 KB, 1198x893, zydzi.png)

>>2176
Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.

0d375 No.2181

>>2180
yes!, it can only be Trudeau

0d375 No.2182

>>2180
you gonna play iron guard anon?

7add6 No.2184

>>2180

Canadian History X Trudeau is better than the Original.

b1007 No.2185

>>2182
I will be Trudeau. The space drama teacher and leader of Canada. I'll make the character sheet after I'm done making a couple of responses.
>>2184
He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.

7add6 No.2186

>>2180

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF

i dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too

7add6 No.2187

>>2185

>He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.


Nobody is perfect. One step at a time.

0d375 No.2188

>>2185
wait he got a bj from a dog?

bca62 No.2189

>>2180
>"+DTF"
Where?

7add6 No.2190

>>2188

Trudeau legalized beastiality in Canada.

0d375 No.2192

>>2190
holy shit when?

b1007 No.2193

File: 1505675167735.jpg (85.65 KB, 711x407, pile driver.jpg)

>>2187
Which begs the question, can we redpill Trudeau?

b1007 No.2194

>>2189
The dog entry. here >>2176

0d375 No.2195

>>2193
i wish

bca62 No.2196

>>2194
It fucking had to be Trudeau

>>2185
I dont have the energy to commit to this. Can I just watch you?

0d375 No.2197

>>2196
yea sure

b1007 No.2198

File: 1505675520949.png (3.18 MB, 2100x2600, 1347585.png)

>>2196
>>2196
>watching
Okay, sure.

bca62 No.2199

>>2198
….

0d375 No.2200

File: 1505675743907.png (217.34 KB, 572x521, 1504490995233.png)

>>2198
DELET THIS

b1007 No.2201

>>2200
Eh? I should really get back my leaf flag for this.

0d375 No.2202

>>2201
anon yes!

b1007 No.2203

File: 1505675958854.png (99.37 KB, 600x600, eh.png)


0d375 No.2204

so whos playing?
be autistic and say here.

bca62 No.2205

File: 1505676095155-0.png (196.94 KB, 800x800, 730241__safe_artist-colon-….png)

>>2204
I might play, if I can find the time….

b1007 No.2206

File: 1505676121639.png (180.79 KB, 1201x2201, 1461349772356.png)

>>2204
Ici!

0d375 No.2207

>>2205
i hope you can

0d375 No.2208

>>2175
you playing?

0d375 No.2209

>>2206
hey roll 4d10 for credits

b1007 No.2210


b1007 No.2211

>>2210
I never learned to this…

0d375 No.2212

Dice rollRolled 3, 10, 4, 3 = 20

>>2211
in the email feild type dice 4d10

bca62 No.2213

>>2211
dice (# of dice)d(how many sides)

b1007 No.2215

File: 1505679117565.jpg (101.76 KB, 600x471, jack thinks of a solution.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 10, 9, 10, 2 = 31

Just roll shit up fam

0d375 No.2216

Dice rollRolled 6, 9, 7, 9 = 31

>>2215
31,000

0d375 No.2217

File: 1505680529227.jpg (3.96 MB, 1968x5454, 1d25487c39e5932781021e6723….jpg)

forgot a page oops

bca62 No.2218

>>2217
Ah. I thought it was missing something.

b1007 No.2219

File: 1505680802788.jpg (28.12 KB, 500x718, 1484759412096.jpg)

>>2217
Definitely Kriegenfist.

0d375 No.2220

File: 1505680839755.jpg (26.91 KB, 854x476, tailopez1.jpg)

Tai Lopez lawful netral

Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp

Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair

Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500

buisiness(alien Brothel)
650

companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me

0d375 No.2223

>>2220
>>2219
im from wendigo and my perks are
Frosty
Comfy
symbiote sidekick
hivekind

0d375 No.2371

File: 1505772376358-0.jpg (2.9 MB, 3200x4000, ov 2.jpg)

File: 1505772376358-1.jpg (3.06 MB, 3200x4000, ov 3.jpg)

File: 1505772376358-2.jpg (2.86 MB, 3200x4000, ov 4.jpg)

Overlord

0d375 No.2372

File: 1505772433933-0.jpg (3.81 MB, 3200x4000, ov 1.jpg)

page one

b1007 No.2373

We're still playing the space one, right?

0d375 No.2374

>>2373
yea i just thought id dump a few others

0d375 No.2375

File: 1505773134644-0.png (2.7 MB, 1920x1080, Would_You_Kindly.png)

>>2373
would you kindly post your char sheet?
in this format
>>2220

0d375 No.2376

File: 1505773509778-0.jpg (5.52 MB, 1200x7130, 1452735486671.jpg)

File: 1505773509778-1.jpg (7.87 MB, 1200x7130, 1452634418234.jpg)

File: 1505773509778-2.png (1.77 MB, 1200x1121, 1451938660610.png)


b1007 No.2377

File: 1505778176429-0.jpg (62.96 KB, 800x544, 303093987.jpg)

File: 1505778176429-1.png (21.59 KB, 900x900, 1461111579716.png)

Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral)

Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree

Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike

Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour

Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser

Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant

Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)

Credits:13,300

Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff

b1007 No.2378

>>2217
Also, I have a maple syrup company stationed on Kriegenfist
>>2377

0d375 No.2379

>>2377
anon you had 31,000 credits

b1007 No.2380

>>2379
Yeah, I spent them, 13300 is my remaining credits.

bca62 No.2381

File: 1505778574694-0.jpg (44.68 KB, 600x600, ca8.jpg)

>>2377
>500ft tall Mayple

0d375 No.2382

File: 1505778717449-0.gif (94.91 KB, 279x200, 1492367726806.gif)


bca62 No.2383

>>2382
What?

0d375 No.2384

>>2383
the maple leaf, it gets my dick hard.

0d375 No.2385

File: 1505779996749-0.png (494.96 KB, 1441x871, 1444233918604.png)


bca62 No.2386

>>2385
When was that third one made?

0d375 No.2387

File: 1505780360471-0.png (156.95 KB, 1200x900, 1452734792072.png)

>>2386
pre novememeber im sure

bca62 No.2389

>>2388
This is difficult to read…

b1007 No.2390


0d375 No.2391

File: 1505781217796.jpg (887.47 KB, 736x4572, 06d79dfa3fe84880f8aceb6e07….jpg)


0d375 No.2392

File: 1505781416799.jpg (8.87 KB, 320x320, 1504346233155.jpg)

>>2390
mein gott!!

0d375 No.2393

File: 1505781429854.jpg (82.87 KB, 236x1509, 8acdaf769cd344d6b7332134d4….jpg)


b1007 No.2394

File: 1505782667823-0.png (110.81 KB, 900x1200, Giant Maple.png)

Here's your giant Maple by the way.

bca62 No.2395

>>2394
That's not 500 feet.. that's like ~25, tops. Really nice pic though.

b1007 No.2396

>>2395
Ponies not to scale of course…

b1007 No.2397

Anyone else going to play?

bca62 No.2398

>>2397
I have too much shit to do atm…

0d375 No.2399

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b1007 No.2400

>>2399
Had a bit of a problem converting it into the metric system.

0d375 No.2401

>>2400
hes a big guy

0d375 No.2402

File: 1505786863369.jpg (112.7 KB, 736x787, 602b8ac41afc90e4bc63f5544c….jpg)


0d375 No.2545

any one else wanna play?

2b97f No.2934

>>2545
I think you killed it, Jack.

0d375 No.2947

>>2934
I think so to atlas

2b97f No.2954

>>2947
I'm not Atlas.

2b97f No.3539

I was really hoping for a CYOA…

bca62 No.3540

>>3539
I was waiting to watch you do it
>tfw blueballed, even when prepared to be a cuck

2b97f No.3548

>>3540
Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.

0d375 No.3559

>>3539
Make your characters if you guys wanna do one.

2b97f No.3571

>>3559
I already did one. Just changed my flag is all.

1555d No.3579

>>3571
Bulgarian anon?

2b97f No.3590

>>3579
The Iron Guard wasn't in Bulgaria…

bca62 No.3596

>>3579
He's a fucking leaf.

2b97f No.3597

>>3579
>>3596
Hey,are you two going to play?

1555d No.3600

Are you anon?

2b97f No.3604

>>3600
Yes?

0d375 No.3613

>>3597
How about tomorrow?

2b97f No.3615

Sure. Hopefully someone joins sooner or later.

0d375 No.3656

File: 1506735644366.jpg (158.14 KB, 768x960, 1506639545785.jpg)

>>3615
You lurking anon?

2b97f No.3657

>>3656
I'm here if that counts.

0d375 No.3658

>>3657
It does.

65c95 No.3659

I'm still shaky on the game, dynamics, and such, but I'm lurking.

0d375 No.3660

File: 1506736100847.jpg (200 KB, 1280x1058, 1506638492355-3.jpg)

>>3659
We're gonna use basic DnD rules.

2b97f No.3662

So, when do we start?

0d375 No.3663

>>3662
Give me 10, ill brb.

65c95 No.3664

>>3660
It shouldn't be a problem then. ^_~

2b97f No.3665

>>3664
Are you going to play?

65c95 No.3666

>>3665
I'ma have the bovie going in the BG, but I don't see why not,….

2b97f No.3668

>>3666
Well, now Satan commands you.

65c95 No.3669

Can I trade friends for credits?

65c95 No.3670

Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?

0d375 No.3671

>>3669
Yes to both.

65c95 No.3674

Thez (don't act surprised)

Slaver
Engineer

Saucer
Copter

Worm

Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty

Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance

I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).

0d375 No.3675

Dice rollRolled 4

>>3674

0d375 No.3676

>>3675
>>3674
You get the crew but you are now in debt to the Corp you bought them from.

65c95 No.3677

>>3676
K. Also, Planey = Grandphos

0d375 No.3678

>>3668
You there trudeau?

0d375 No.3679

>>3677
Alright.

65c95 No.3680

Ready, I think]

0d375 No.3681

>>3680
Yep just finding a map now
>inb4 i suck at GMing

65c95 No.3682

>>3681
When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.

0d375 No.3684

>>3682
Ok thez you awaken!your mind fuzzy, you cant see, and you feel your limbs are bound.
>what do?

65c95 No.3688

>>3684
>not again
Okay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?

0d375 No.3690

>>3688
Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.

65c95 No.3691

>>3690
Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs

0d375 No.3692

>>3691
>give me a preception
she thinks breaking her thumbs would work.

65c95 No.3693

>>3692
If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.

0d375 No.3694

>>3693
alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.

0d375 No.3695

>>3694
also you are naked.

65c95 No.3696

>>3694
Taking anything bladed that's readily available. Looking for cameras or surveilance, and doubly listening for audible threats or impetuses, before approaching the door, inspecting it (keypads? locks? faulty hinges?)
>>3695
Also not again.

0d375 No.3697

>>3696
>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel
you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.

65c95 No.3698

>>3697
Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie

0d375 No.3699

File: 1506742614310.jpg (207.38 KB, 1920x1039, 3798d5553ba5105037756e080b….jpg)

>>3698
its a magnetic locking door.you could attempt to pry it open with the tools you have.

65c95 No.3700

>>3699
For lack of better option, break that shit. o\_/o

0d375 No.3701

>>3700
are you sure? their is a console remember?

65c95 No.3702

>>3701
>missed the console
Break it down!

0d375 No.3703

File: 1506743244436.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.12 KB, 600x763, 1470206786876.jpg)

>>3702
the door opens and on the other side of the door is
>pic related
2 of them

65c95 No.3704

Dice rollRolled 11

>>3703
Leading with both(?) blades, aiming for throats.

0d375 No.3705

Dice rollRolled 9

>>3704
ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative

65c95 No.3706

Dice rollRolled 9

Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.

0d375 No.3707

>>3706
thez goes first.

65c95 No.3708

>BLLAAAAARGH
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,….

65c95 No.3709

>>3707
Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.

0d375 No.3710

>>3708
ni nini fuck wewe?

0d375 No.3711

Dice rollRolled 6

>>3709
the abomination attempts to shock you with an electric prod.

0d375 No.3712

>>3711
and they miss.

65c95 No.3713

>>3711
>abomination
I thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.

65c95 No.3714

Dice rollRolled 1

Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.

65c95 No.3715

>mfw

65c95 No.3716

Dice rollRolled 92


0d375 No.3717

File: 1506744791586.jpg (70.93 KB, 320x290, 1506694520707.jpg)

>>3715
you grab the prod, but right as you do you slip backwards and pull the prod into you.
>mfw

65c95 No.3718

Dice rollRolled 16

Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.

0d375 No.3719

>>3718
you succeed in knocking them out with the prod.they are now laying on the ground.

bca62 No.3721

>>3720
lurking…

65c95 No.3722

Wait STOP.
<record-screeching sound effect>

Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>

Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG

0d375 No.3723

File: 1506745283156.png (502.03 KB, 1280x466, sketch-1506740068799.png)

>>3720
>>3718

0d375 No.3724

File: 1506745434648.png (502.34 KB, 1280x466, sketch-1506745392850.png)

>>3723
You are here.

65c95 No.3725

>>3719
Coup de gras. Room?

0d375 No.3726


65c95 No.3727

First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them.

Backing away quickly of course.

65c95 No.3728

>Realizes is still neked.
Do abominations have clothes?

0d375 No.3729

>>3727
which one?

0d375 No.3730

>>3728
yes they both had fatigues.

65c95 No.3731

Dice rollRolled 3

determines aesthetics of uniforms

K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail

65c95 No.3732

>so lame

0d375 No.3733

>>3731
your tail no fit in it unless you put it down a pant leg.

65c95 No.3734

>>3733
Not just dubs, but thats a nice number. Not in pants, as a belt, ish.

65c95 No.3735

Sorry, the north door.

0d375 No.3736

>>3731
this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.

65c95 No.3737

>>3736
I knew it. She will forego the clothes.

0d375 No.3738

>>3735
ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.

65c95 No.3739

File: 1506746500382.png (182.41 KB, 975x819, vector__hydra_8_by_estorie….png)

>>3737
Lookit, a pair of 37's

65c95 No.3740

>>3738
I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.

0d375 No.3741

File: 1506746736558.jpg (32.37 KB, 230x230, RS0TaDR.jpg)


0d375 No.3742

>>3741
this was the figure.

65c95 No.3743

>>3740
Sorry, she's exiting through the most immediate and ubobstructed means

65c95 No.3744

>>3742
Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?

0d375 No.3745

File: 1506747113498.png (587.71 KB, 1280x466, 1506745434648.png)

>>3744
yes she does.
so this is what you are doing?

65c95 No.3746

Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever

65c95 No.3747

>>3746
>All of 'em

0d375 No.3748

>>3746
ok you see a room similar to the one you were in.

0d375 No.3749

>>3748
similar to the room you woke up in.

65c95 No.3750

File: 1506747762972.png (589.11 KB, 1280x466, 2.png)

>>3748
Close door.
Open room pic related

65c95 No.3751

>still stabby

0d375 No.3752

>>3750
you see a shelf full of boxes.

65c95 No.3753

>>3752
Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)

0d375 No.3754

>>3753
you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.

65c95 No.3755

"Why are you so calm? What the fuck is going on?" Maintain hold.

65c95 No.3756

Dice rollRolled 4

>if limb/tail is available, retrieving joint and partaking

0d375 No.3757

>>3755
i..i dont know i woke up here please dont kill me,like matt tried to.

65c95 No.3758

>>3757
She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.

0d375 No.3759

File: 1506749212146.png (592.01 KB, 1280x466, 1506745434648.png)

>>3758
you go to this room and you find a force cage.

0d375 No.3760

File: 1506749321477.jpg (74.8 KB, 1280x720, h3h3productions-the-tai-lo….jpg)

>>3759
in the cage is a human. he looks like this

65c95 No.3761

>>3760
Disengage shield (engineering) and grab dood by the throat.
"And why should I let YOU live?"

0d375 No.3762

>>3761
because im a well off individual. and if you kill me my friends wouldnt like that.

65c95 No.3763

>>3762
"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm

0d375 No.3764

>>3761
who or what the fuck are you anyway?

0d375 No.3765

>>3763
ok roll

65c95 No.3766

Dice rollRolled 16


0d375 No.3767

>>3766
ok he goes to say this>>3764
and he gets cut off.

0d375 No.3768

Dice rollRolled 17

>>3767
he then goes for a punch to the bridge of your nse

65c95 No.3769

>>3764
"I control your fate, for now. That is all that concerns you."

0d375 No.3770

Dice rollRolled 3

>>3768

0d375 No.3771

Dice rollRolled 4

>>3768
>>3770
your nose is bleeding slightly.

0d375 No.3772

>>3771
oops nvm this roll

65c95 No.3773

Grapple using all 5 limbs is it too late to ask for wings? I forgot

65c95 No.3774

Dice rollRolled 14


0d375 No.3775

>>3773
its too late now, but you can buy them later.

0d375 No.3776

>>3774
grapple succeeded.

65c95 No.3777

>>3776
"Remember that I chose not to kill you," she says, disengaging and distancing.
>next room.

65c95 No.3778

Basically, she's going to go room to room liberating whomever, satisfyingly establishing herself and then moving on. Still looking for weapons, equipment, or a way out. If happening across Pepe asking "Why are you smoking a J while I had to kill 3-eyed monsters?"

0d375 No.3779

File: 1506751508316.png (634.54 KB, 1280x466, 1506745434648.png)

>>3777
*heh good shit* he says
there is an unconscious man in that room.

65c95 No.3780

>next

0d375 No.3781

File: 1506751807712.png (673.21 KB, 1280x503, 1506745434648.png)

>>3778
im super high i didnt know says pepe, the guy you grappled is following you
>and updated pic

65c95 No.3782

File: 1506751897278.png (199.94 KB, 379x478, 2b3.png)

There's been an elevator this whole time?

0d375 No.3783

File: 1506751992947.jpg (67.62 KB, 500x500, NTfEjZg.jpg)

>>3782
you found it eventualy.

65c95 No.3784

"I guess we'll take the elevator,"she dryly comments to those in audible range.
>>3783
kek

65c95 No.3785

Proceed to take the elevator

0d375 No.3786

File: 1506752374348.jpg (96.34 KB, 580x487, 1503195684049-1.jpg)

>>3784
>>3785
that would be pepe and tai lopez
tai says no shit,i was waiting on you.
pepe offers his seemingly infinite joint.
>while in the elevator

0d375 No.3787

>>3785
up or down?

65c95 No.3788

Thez takes a deeo breath and says "…" as her faggot retires for the night.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.

0d375 No.3789

>>3788
alright man we can play again when everyone has time.

2b97f No.3790

File: 1506752819035.jpg (44.51 KB, 1000x750, image.jpg)

>>3678
Oh fuck. How do I start?

0d375 No.3791

>>3790
>>3781
and on that note the man and his dog wakes up
>in the green room

0d375 No.3792

>>3788
heil digits

2b97f No.3793

File: 1506753265212-0.jpg (37.33 KB, 380x456, image.jpg)

>>3791
I command the dog to give me blow jowey. Do I roll to see how successful it is?

0d375 No.3794

>>3793
yea roll me a d12

2b97f No.3796

Dice rollRolled 6


0d375 No.3797

File: 1506753779828.jpg (41.1 KB, 736x413, d86cd857ba25cfb7576f66e5f2….jpg)

>>3796
its a pretty mediocre snout job

2b97f No.3798

File: 1506753894668-0.jpg (29.26 KB, 670x376, 2017-06-16T18-35-51.333Z--….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 11

>>3797
I'm fine with it. What's next?

0d375 No.3799

>>3798
you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.

2b97f No.3800

File: 1506754934364.jpg (313.93 KB, 748x1160, Trudeau-GW.jpg)

>>3799
I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.

0d375 No.3801

>>3800
im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.

2b97f No.3802

>>3801
I understand. We'll begin soon.

65c95 No.3803

I didn't say Thez was passing out, I said her faggot was. Xp

0d375 No.3804

>>3803
>its alright pepe was protecting your dignity.

7add6 No.3805

>>3800

that screams for a photoshop with a color change

0d375 No.3806

>>3805
>>3800
Needs more swastika.

65c95 No.3807

>>3805
>>3806
>added to to-do list

b00b6 No.4126

Next session when?

b00b6 No.4193

File: 1506910480953.png (242.04 KB, 524x310, 3.png)

>mfw contemplating hijacking other thread cuz no reply

2b97f No.4194

>>4193
Dixy is probably busy.

0d375 No.4195

>>4193
we can play now if you goys are free.

0d375 No.4197

>>4193
i thought you were making a new game night thread?

2b97f No.4211

File: 1506912625915.gif (75.15 KB, 550x486, 612291__safe_artist-colon-….gif)

Ready

b00b6 No.4212

>>4197
And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp

0d375 No.4213

>>4211
>>4212
game now?

2b97f No.4215

File: 1506913043581.png (320.29 KB, 1280x720, 1320176__safe_artist-colon….png)

>>4213
Yes.

b00b6 No.4216

>>4213
Ja wohl

b00b6 No.4218

(unless u can't even)

0d375 No.4219

File: 1506913304479.gif (2.73 MB, 480x270, 1495069618358.gif)

>>4216
>>4215
y'all awaken in the elevator to the sound of distant screaming.

2b97f No.4220

File: 1506913317879.png (2.01 MB, 1486x1487, 2Jl1g1g.png)

What are we going to do on the bed, gm?

2b97f No.4222

File: 1506913393048.jpg (84.79 KB, 570x760, o-JUSTIN-TRUDEAU-NAZI-570.jpg)

>>4219
Do I have anything on me?

b00b6 No.4223

Dice rollRolled 18

Thez assumes a low-ready stance and trips whoever with her tail just cuz

0d375 No.4224

File: 1506913542671.gif (871.73 KB, 964x931, 1503220408928-2.gif)

>>4222
nothing but your dog(not even clothes), but to be fair you havent had those since you woke up the first time.

2b97f No.4225

>>4224
I want to ride the dog (in a non-sexual way.)

0d375 No.4226

File: 1506913687773.gif (3.98 MB, 381x720, ecb1429726a8d355df3d54a483….gif)

>>4223
it sounds like its coming from above you.in the shaft.

0d375 No.4228

Dice rollRolled 1

>>4225
ok

0d375 No.4229

>>4225
the dog colapses under your weight.

b00b6 No.4232

>>4226
If it sounds like its coming closer, she's backing away. If it doesn't seem to be coming closer, she's inching closer, taking perception checks at every turn (otherwise known as forcing a success)

2b97f No.4233

>>4229
He's okay, right?

0d375 No.4234

>>4232
you hear the faint sound of flesh ripping.

b00b6 No.4235

>>4234
>MURDERFACE

0d375 No.4237

>>4233
yea he shits all over the back of your pants and the floor when he hits the ground( rolled a 1)

0d375 No.4238

>>4235
you see blood dripping into the elevator from the access hatch.

2b97f No.4239

>>4237
I thought I wasn't wearing clothes.

2b97f No.4240

Anyways, is that pink thing with the tail nearby?

b00b6 No.4241

Dice rollRolled 1

>cracks her neck
"Let's get MeSsY!" she says as one eye goes all googlie.
First move is to ram full force against whatever opening or hatch that the ripping sound is coming from, and if possible retreat to a defensible position.

b00b6 No.4242

Oh FFS

bca62 No.4243

>breaks neck

2b97f No.4244


0d375 No.4245

>>4241
you hit you're head on the hatch. you are knocked out.

b00b6 No.4246

>>4245
I'll take it, she could've died

bca62 No.4247

Thez, GM the other thread!

0d375 No.4248

>>4244
you hear a screech coming from above you as thez knock herself out.

0d375 No.4249

>>4248
>>4245
it sounds like its getting closer.

2b97f No.4251

>>4249
I'll let my dog check it out.

b00b6 No.4252

>>4247
sorry, got both on auto now

0d375 No.4253

>>4251
you have shit on your ass not your pants btw. and its a hatch on top of the elevator. you have to help him up.

2b97f No.4255

>>4253
I help him up.

2b97f No.4258

Dice rollRolled 5


0d375 No.4259

>>4255
when you open the hatch gallons of blood floods into the elevator.

2b97f No.4260

Dice rollRolled 10

>>4259
Fuck, is it a lot?

b00b6 No.4261

>>4259
Blood is nice

0d375 No.4263

>>4260
imagine the shining
>>4261
the blood falling on you wakes you up.

b00b6 No.4265

>>4263
>stretch
"Nice of you, oh wait" (forfeiting immediate reaction due to inaccurate initial interpretation of situation).

2b97f No.4270

File: 1506915496195-0.jpg (42.55 KB, 940x705, justin-trudeau-1.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 1

>>4263
I'm going to try to find a way out.

0d375 No.4271

>>4270
you start swimming up the blood stream.

2b97f No.4273

File: 1506915603354-0.jpg (116.28 KB, 1024x768, justin-trudeau-canadian-fl….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 8

>>4271
Do I make it?

b00b6 No.4275

>snaps out of it.
How big of a blood-stream are we talking, like buckets?

bca62 No.4276

>>4270
>there is no escape

0d375 No.4280

>>4273
you make it to the top of the elevator. from this position you can see the next floor, from the door is pouring torrents of blood inhuman ammounts.

0d375 No.4285

File: 1506916007527.gif (2 MB, 350x246, gip12hy.gif)


b00b6 No.4288

>>4285
>nice
Standing underneath, both cuz nice and cuz strategic. Scanning/rdy for 'more obstacles'.

0d375 No.4291

>>4288
you hear the most terible crunching noise you have ever heard.

b00b6 No.4293

All this is coming from a hatch/entryway? Okay, again she's kicking/striking at it (still nude, but NOT cracking neck)

b00b6 No.4294

Dice rollRolled 13

>mfw duve

0d375 No.4298

>>4293
yes it is flowing into the elevator car from the hatch at the top. but you cant see the origin from where you are.

b00b6 No.4301

>>4298
>its so nice tho
Fine, open the hatch/grate/opening, still expecting to have to murder

0d375 No.4305

>>4301
the hatch was already open. truedau opened it hes standing up there in a daze looking up.

2b97f No.4307

Dice rollRolled 4

>>4305
Can I shake myself out of that daze, orient the source of this mess, and find a way out?

b00b6 No.4308

>>4305
"Well, I guess I'm the only one who wants to wade through gore,…" she begins to enter the mess.

0d375 No.4310


b00b6 No.4312

"That;s an awful lotta murder. I almost think this might be some sort of slaughter-house," she mutters to herself as she maneuvers forward (is it wedging herself through the door, or crawling through the system, I'm confused)

0d375 No.4314

>>4312
>typical elevator shaft.

b00b6 No.4317

>>4314
Keep climbing, seeking to go above the blood-fountain if possible.

0d375 No.4322

>>4317
ok you are now at the top of the small(3 floors) shaft.

b00b6 No.4324

>>4322
Wary of noise or other stimuli, wedging through doors/vents/hatches. I'm assuming its only air ducts at this level, but its better then walking up on,… it.

0d375 No.4328

>>4324
you come to a vent.

0d375 No.4329

>>4324
and there are screams,so many.

2b97f No.4330

Seeing that someone is doing more right than me, I go follow Thez out of that bloody elevator. I leave my dog there because I know he'll find his way.

b00b6 No.4331

>>4329
>not impressed by screams
Double-kicking the vent open, to whatever degree able (assuming that any would-be assailants are occupied)

b00b6 No.4333

>>4330
>sniffs Trudeau in the interim
"You smell worthless," she mentions in monotone.

2b97f No.4339

File: 1506918524121.jpg (40.43 KB, 330x385, Justin_Trudeau.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 6

>>4333
"Y-you too…"

b00b6 No.4340

"Don't die,"
Proceeds to enter corridor or hatch/entry.

0d375 No.4341

File: 1506918589043.png (414.78 KB, 1280x388, sketch-1506918552867.png)

>>4330
>>4331
You see*Welcome to floor*three written on the wall in blood.

0d375 No.4345

File: 1506918723863.png (778.96 KB, 1280x532, 3.png)

>>4341
>you are the dot

b00b6 No.4346

Dice rollRolled 7

>>4341
Help Trudeau up, but then throw him into an obvious an exposed position and see if he gets eaten.

b00b6 No.4348

>My ID is boob 6

0d375 No.4350

>>4346
you kinda push him a little.

2b97f No.4352

Dice rollRolled 3

>>4350
Attempt to dickslap.

0d375 No.4354

>>4352
you miss, *thez you see trudeau unzip his pants take his dick out and kinda fondle it a little.*

b00b6 No.4357

So does anything eat Trudeau? If not, stepping out more openly. Which room are we in, and which doors is she looking to murder from?

b00b6 No.4358

He's got his dick out after all Xp

0d375 No.4359

>>4357
trudeau is still in in the duct with you.

b00b6 No.4372

>>4359
Awww, I was hoping he was in harm's way. Alright, Thez will put herself at risk, still confused cuz its like she's looking through 2 sets of eyes at the same time, and both are in totally different experiences.

0d375 No.4376


b00b6 No.4379

Assuming there are no obvious resources, slowly work the door, focused on sound.

0d375 No.4384

>>4379
there is a loud screeching along with screams.

b00b6 No.4387

Dice rollRolled 1, 20 = 21

Charge in, as with the abominations.
(in case of opportunity)

b00b6 No.4391

Thats the 3rd 1 I've gotten tonight,….

bca62 No.4395

File: 1506921997697-0.png (465.2 KB, 1280x1080, 1071367__semi-dash-grimdar….png)

>>4391
>He doesn't make weekly blood-sacrifices to Choosie

2b97f No.4397

>>4359
I want to call my dog.

0d375 No.4404

File: 1506922440882.png (121.79 KB, 1125x532, lulipng.png)

>>4379
you run in and you see this thing.
>>4397
you recognize him as your good friend lu-li

b00b6 No.4406

>>4404
"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"

0d375 No.4409

>>4406
in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.

b00b6 No.4413

>>4409
"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.

2b97f No.4416

>>4409
"Aria gotoe,Lilu-sand." I say in my best Japanese.

0d375 No.4418

File: 1506923126469.jpg (26.58 KB, 414x508, 1482143090432.jpg)

>>4413
you find them in the cargo bay relativly easy. along with tai and a very angry pepe

0d375 No.4420

>>4416
ah hello to you as well my friend. david has sent me to save you.

b00b6 No.4426

Thez "bssshhhh"s her lightsabres active, and a smile splays across her face. "Alight, time to claim another ship."
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.

b00b6 No.4427

You can continue, but assume that Thez is going black ops with extreme prejudice and 2 lightsabres, except for the 3 non-hostiles.

0d375 No.4429

>>4427
alright night m8

2b97f No.4430

Dice rollRolled 13, 1 = 14

>>4418
I do the electric slide to see if it cheers the pepe up.
>>4420
"Thank, David! The creepy guy is the best man I know, but don't tell him I called him creepy. I don't want to upset him."
>>4427
I call to David to incapacitate her. Luli too.

0d375 No.4433

File: 1506923987007.png (20.87 KB, 477x539, 1481597001835.png)

Dice rollRolled 8

>>4430
lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."

pepe cheers up.
>pic related.

2b97f No.4434

Dice rollRolled 8, 1 = 9

>>4433
ayyyyy

0d375 No.4435

>>4430
pepe ask "you want sum"?

2b97f No.4436

>>4435
Tudeau being Trudeau, I say "Pass it to me."

0d375 No.4437

>>4430
>>4427
shes bound

2b97f No.4439

>>4437
Fucking nice. I wonder what I should do for punishment.

2b97f No.4440

Put one of those bomb collars of mines on her.

0d375 No.4441

>>4440
alright
>>4439
why are you taking thez as a slave exactly?

2b97f No.4443

>>4441
Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.

2b97f No.4444

This is my board

0d375 No.4446

File: 1506924703828.jpg (281.77 KB, 1000x1000, 8c625c13797cf35c69f0325d99….jpg)

>>4443
ok just please refrain from killing pcs

0d375 No.4447

>>4443
what next

2b97f No.4448

>>4447
Can I raid her ship?

bca62 No.4449

File: 1506925041602-0.png (218.89 KB, 513x532, full.png)

>>4444
LEAF THIS CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

2079e No.4450

File: 1506925092435.jpg (47.16 KB, 640x450, 1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg)

>>4449
Not a bad idea

2b97f No.4451

>>4449
>talking that way to Trudeau on a leaf board
Shamefur.

2079e No.4454

File: 1506925178808.gif (926.8 KB, 507x510, 1280042__safe_screencap_tr….gif)

>>4451
>We only made it stronger

0d375 No.4456

>>4448
yes.

2b97f No.4457

>>4450
>>4454
Atlas, you cannot contain for what is redpilled Justin Trudeau!

2b97f No.4458

>>4456
I raid her ship of everything, rape her crew (or anyone in there), take her ship, and leave.

0d375 No.4460

File: 1506925552355.jpg (458.7 KB, 1920x1200, 1480821833841.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 17

>>4458
pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.

2b97f No.4461

Dice rollRolled 11

>>4460
I start shooting back.

0d375 No.4465

File: 1506926075370.jpg (89.98 KB, 600x544, 1447493618777.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 17

>>4461
your bullets just miss pepe, they slam into the wall.
pepe shoots back.

2b97f No.4466

Dice rollRolled 16

>>4465
I dodge, and keep shooting at the frog. If he dies, I'm going to eat his legs.

0d375 No.4467

>>4466
i gotta go sleep now anon, well finish this later.

2b97f No.4468


2b97f No.4469

Me too. I accidentily put my message in the email.

b00b6 No.4473

>bound
Not again,….

b00b6 No.4484

So like, do I still have my lightsabers? When last I checked, I had just ignited lightsabers and directed Thez (in autopilot) to go black-ops (except for the seeming allies, which is a more gray area now then then). I come back and she's tied up. Plz tell me that they neglected to remove her weapons, it seems they've only tied her up. No hurry (today or any day, I'm just catching up)

2b97f No.4485

>>4484
Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.

b00b6 No.4487

>>4485
You're in a firefight, your perception is way skewed, Xp

b00b6 No.4488

Burger Thread

0d375 No.4592

>>4484
you have one lu-li current has the other one.

2b97f No.4629

File: 1507082382953.jpg (43.69 KB, 620x400, trudeau_war.jpg)

>>4592
Can I shoot Thez?

bca62 No.6685

File: 1507859097214.png (173.13 KB, 1050x576, 207794__safe_artist-colon-….png)

>tfw no cyoa to watch
..I'm still lurking…

56afa No.6686

>>4592
I totally missed this. Let me know when this is live (no pressure)

0d375 No.8759

anybody lurking?

bca62 No.8760

>>8759
I'm always lurking (chronic insomniac), but I was too tired to anser.


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