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Wasabi Flavored Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7043
7046 7048 7050
Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7048
>>7043
Trump holds, I guess
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7049
Spoilered

Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7050
7057
>>7043
Eyyy new bread
>steaks on fire
GET THE WATAH NIGGAH
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7051
7053 7054 7055
tell theses tards im not in a cast.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7053
7056
>>7051
>420 id
Nice
But you are still in a fucking cast
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7054
7056
>>7051
It's okay, with crutches you can still walk
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7055
>>7051
*is still laughing*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7056
7058
>>7053
>>7054
>autism.avi
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7057
7059 7062
>>7050
>grease fire
That would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7058
7060
>>7056
>Thinks he can escape all consequences for 100 foot fall
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7059
7065
>>7057
>grease fire
Why, why didn't I think of this
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7060
7063 7068
>>7058
im a cleric. i can.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7062
7065
>>7057
"I am Trumpaladin the mighty, defender of Port Barry"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7063
7064
Do go on.jpg
>>7060

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7064
7066
1340098__suggestive_starlight glimmer_black_human_irl_irl human_meme_photo_shitposting.png
>>7063
>glimnigger
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7065
7066 7067
>>7059
Lenos keks at the mention of grease fire.
>>7062
"How came you the means to accomplish such a task, in the face of so vile and wicked a face of (((him)))?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7066
7086
filly.png
>>7064
See pic related
>>7065
"A combination of hubris on his part, my own might and bravery, and the support of my team"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7067
7069
>>7065
Is Lenos still hospitalized?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7068
>>7060
I can fix this
Gm, can I use magic to rip off legs?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7069
7070
>>7067
no i healed him.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7070
7071
>>7069
Completely?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7071
7072
>>7070
he can move around now.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7072
7073 7075
>>7071
Where was he during the incident earlier?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7073
7074 7075
>>7072
He was probably watching Infernius hurt himself, like the rest of us.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7074
7075
>>7073
unironicly this.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7075
7077
Everyone saw it.
>>7074
>>7073
>>7072

Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7076
7081
So, How am I doin at the dias?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7077
7081
>>7075
GM pls settle this. im not in leg casts am i?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7078
7080 7081
But seriously, how do we get down (under implication that other members care, although Tracy doesn't give a clop)?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7079
7085
786befbc6d89d5331e8ac3a9d9a91f6b.jpg
LETS
GET
S
P
O
O
K
Y
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7080
>>7078
Just piloting the ship to the ground
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7081
7082
>>7076
Yes, right. You complete the second, and the third incantation required to create the magneto rod successfully.
>>7077
No, you cast cure moderate.
>>7078
There's a rope that you can direct-travel if you don't give me the opportunity to fuck with you.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7082
7083
>>7081
>yays
Are we still getting ballista-ed
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7083
7088
>>7082
no
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7084
7090
*fastens bags*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7085
7088
>>7079
no cleric
>am sad
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7086
7087
>>7066
trump is kind of a dick,cat people.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7087
7089 7090
>>7086
I thought you were walking towards Sechs?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7088
7090
>>7083
Tracy, can I borrow a knife for a quick sec?
>>7085
Thats what you get for breaking your legs
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7089
>>7087
brain fart
my bad
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7090
7091 7092
61JRS9WqpgL._SX355_.jpg
>>7084
*makes sure edges are keen*
*peers down at mass of townsfolk, infernius, and the cats*
>>7087
"... sh.. should we go after him?"
>>7088
>*offers least desirable knife in collection* (but offers nontheless)
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7091
7093
>>7090
I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7092
>>7090
>tests rod on knife
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7093
>>7091
>implying I left your side
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7094
7098
*charges chi, impatiently waiting for GM*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7095
7096 7097 7099
Everyone's down at the ground w/ the cats except Torcuil, who finished his rod. Kek.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7096
7098
>>7095
Sense for evil and or need of a football
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7097
7100
>>7095
Is it bipedal?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7098
7101
>>7094
sorry, had to reboot
>>7096
Resplendently good. "I have been tasked to aid in the spread of Football in this dimension. These here are my squadron, tasked with different dimensions. The magnificent return of Football has been felt throughout the outer realms. I wish to aid you in your quest."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7099
>>7095
It was only a matter of time until someone made that joke
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7100
>>7097
um,... no
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7101
7102 7103
>>7098
*orgasms, then faints*
*eagerly awaits more because he is speechless*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7102
7106
>>7101
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7103
>>7101
*catches you before you faint*
orgasms on your leg
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7104
7108 7110
BTW, I gotta as, does this count?
https://mlpol.net/ub/res/291.html
does pushups
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7105
*ask
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7106
7107
>>7102
"Yes. Yes I have. But tell me again, because one can never tire of hearing it"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7107
7109
>>7106
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7108
>>7104
>thinking we haven't all memorized the post number
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7109
>>7107
"I have all the time in the world"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7110
>>7104
Fuck you
I ain't clickin dat

So what are the cats doing?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7111
7112
>unrape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7112
>>7111
Not sure if sad
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7113
7114 7115 7116
You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7114
>>7113
Prophecies,
Huh

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7115
7116
>>7113
Are we post Elway or pre-Elway?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7116
>>7113
>words sting divegrass-tainted ears, but listens anyway to show support for her husbands faith
*pulls through by-
>>7115
>*slowly humping leg*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7117
7119 7124
"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7118
7120
>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7119
7129
>>7117
Intresting, but how does my my rod work?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7120
7122 7125
>>7118
do i notice this?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7121
7123
The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7122
>>7120
You're of a different faith so probably not
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7123
>>7121
*wondering if he is the one*
"How may we facilitate this process?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7124
7126
>>7117
*ears perk*
".. So.. what do poinie have to do with Football?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7125
>>7120
Although I think you are now close enough to hear it
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7126
7127
>>7124
ponies*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7127
7130
>>7126
If only you had a husbando who could edit your posts
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7128
7132
*looks around at catfolk*
How many are around us?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7129
>>7119
>waiting
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7130
7131
>>7127
thats cold man
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7131
7133
>>7130
Cold but sadly true
Those papers I mention earlier,
I meant divorce papers
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7132
7136
>>7128
There were five in total
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7133
7137
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
>>7131
>divorce
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7134
7135 7136
"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7135
>>7134
"No, go on"
*In complete awe*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7136
>>7132
>*clutches waist*
>>7134
*pants lewdly*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7137
7138
>>7133
Listen I respect your ship, and you respect mine. So help me out and I'll help you. He has his eyes on another prize but I can fix that
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7138
7139 7141
>>7137
Got your back, Jack.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7139
7142
>>7138
>tfw infernuis dosent have a ship anymore, because thez wants to fuck tracy more than she wants to fuck infernuis.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7140
7143 7144
Seriously?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7141
>>7138
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7142
>>7139
I was going to kill and eat her while she was incapacitated, but I won't now, just for you.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7143
7145 7146
>>7140
infernuis not a cuck.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7144
>>7140
we sekrit thread nao
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7145
7146
>>7143
I'm pretty sure Thez's feelings are purely predatory.
t. Rapepony
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7146
7148 7149 7151
>>7143
You can both has.
>>7145
Tomato, tomato, Sechs.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7147
7150
Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7148
435887__safe_artist-colon-extradan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.png
>>7146
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.
+PErH
?
No.7149
7155 7157
[1d20 = 14]
>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7150
7152 7153
>>714 →
But why would she be scarred and burned?
>>7147
May she tell us all she knows
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7151
>>7146
me no think adolf would like that :(
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7152
7154
>>7150
e_e "In time I shall deliver you copy pasta if that is what you truly require, but I don't have it with me."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7153
>>7150
Make....
Trump, no
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7154
7156
>>7152
"How may we aid each other in our quest?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7155
7157 7160
>>7149
That's a dumb idea.
Show her your rare pepes collection.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7156
7158 7159
>>7154
"Oh yes. George Soros desires not the spread of Football, and yet he too knows of it (speaking from their timeframe) and wishes to see it crushed. It is said that he may bring with him the hoardes of the abyss, with untold nightmares and horrors, in his fear of Football.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7157
>>7149
Oh yeah, that.
>>7155
This
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7158
7162
>>7156
"I know of George Soros only what I saw that day. Can you tell me of him? He is wounded, but he is not yet bannished"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7159
>>7156
*ears perk*
"What kinds of horrors?"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7160
7161
8ecpMhx_d.jpg
>>7155
>can't use computer
About that....
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7161
7163
>>7160
>meme wizard
>not having a hard-copy portfolio of all the rarest Pepes in existence
I'm sure she'd be impressed.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7162
7164 7165 7166
>>7158
"He was,... wounded," she seems moved. "This is tremendous news!"
So Trump, if he desires, has gained a mount. There, is that good enough, or did you still want that one pony? Fleur or whatever? Xppppp
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7163
>>7161
>implying I don't
Kinda hard to turn those into digital format
Besides, converting them would ruin their value
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7164
7167
>>7162
"I cleaved his arm right off"
Trump absolutely takes a Dragonne Mount
>picks up Tracy like a saddle bag so she'll be less jealous
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7165
7167
The Pale horse.png
>>7162
>mount
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7166
>>7162
Also, to clarify, I wanted *to mount* fluer, not fluer *as a mount*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7167
>>7165
>>7164
I see plenty of mounts in your guys future
IfyaknowwhatImean
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7168
XevQ3IY_d.jpg
>shows trollestia pepe collection
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7169
7170 7172 7174
I hope you don't mind if we chill on the story for a bit, there's combat coming up soon. I can answer questions and you can still do stuff, but nothing time consuming (like, resting would retire the character for the night).
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7170
7173 7176
>>7169
I can kill stuff. By the way can Football Dragonne fly with Trump riding her? She has wings
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7171
7175
1239797__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_image macro_meme_solo_vulgar.jpeg
*literally shaking*
"... We could've been friend, Ms. Kitty...." she says quietly under her breath
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7172
7173
>>7169
I guess Torcuil turns in for the night
>still not fucking sure if his staff works or not

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7173
7177
>>7170
No, I'm saying I don't have it in me, but yes she can.
>>7172
Neither am I, I'm not sure exactly what the limits are to a magneto rod yet
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7174
7193
>>7169
i study my force book.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7175
>>7171
Don't worry, Trumpaladin is not going to fuck a non-pony dragon lion thing. Unless she says "pony American Football Elway" in a string again, in which case he will do literally anything she asks
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7176
7180 7182
>>7170
Wtf is the Dragonne going to sleep?
Also, can I do diplomacy with the other Khajits?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7177
7179 7181
>>7173
>all I wanted was to move metal objects around
I nothing easy in tabeetope rpgs?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7178
I guess Trumpaladin tests his new mount out (assuming the other 4 cat people can be left behind without being rude) as they speak together of Footbball. Also, he will cast DEFENSE on her before she sleeps, and maybe keep her in the same room just to be safe
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7179
>>7177
*is nothing easy in tabletop rpgs
I need to learn how to type
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7180
>>7176
pls respond...
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7181
7183 7188 7192
>>7177
Okay, I just wanted to make sure I didn't just give you Magneto-level powers by accident
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7182
>>7176
This is actually a pretty fair point. Trumpaladin should speak to the other cat people
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7183
7184
>>7181
No, they take off through a portal they create all sliders-like
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7184
>>7183
>Didn't get to talk with friendly Khajits or exchange wares
JUST
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7185
7186 7187
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
Tracy still has to pick up her gold and silk adorned saddle, fit her armor, and do other stuff....
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7186
7187
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>7185
Oh well....
>tfw you feel sorry for your own character
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7187
>>7186
>>7185
I actually do feel sad now. What all did you do to prep to try to be the mount?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7188
7189 7193
>>7181
infernuis has reconsidered the thezXinfernuis ship.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7189
>>7188
>88
the fuhrer approves
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7192
7193
>>7181
Thats fine. I was envisioning maybe levitation of small things (keys, knives, short swords) and juts sliding or throwing of larger things (doors, people in armor, long swords). Oould that be too op?
I'll be back this afternoon
Don't anything intresting without me
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7193
7195 7196 7232
Well, at least I'm not sleep deprived anymore. Sorry, I set my phone to wake me in a half hour and,... I just now woke up.
>>7174
You finish the book, pick a discipline:
Clairsentience
Metacreativity
Psychokinesis
Psychometabolism
Psychoportation
Telepathy
>>7188
Wut?
>>7190
>time invested
Get on my level Xp
>>7192
No that's perfectly fine.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7194
Also, friendly reminder that Mlpol.net has surpassed 100000 posts. It doesn't look that way, but the game threads are being kept from raping the main page.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7195
>>7193
infernuis wants keep bang thez
telepathy

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7196
7197
>>7193
Can I pic my stuff up?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7197
7198
>>7196
Certainly. The only reason they were shooting at you was to get your attention. It never occurred to them to figure out how to do that until oh shit, there's these cats.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7198
7203
>>7197
does anything come with that discipline?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7199
7200 7203 7207
>pics up armor
>pics up gilded saddle
>pics up alchemy supplies
>misc (idk, irrelevant junk)
Still in town.
I got work to do, so I'll figure out my development plans after pony.

Questions in meantion
(under the implication that I know the town) Where in Port Barry could I find (if available):
>spells
>enchanted items
>specialized weapons
>misc magical services (think fortune-telling gypsy style)
>pony-sized custom clothes
>Quests
>Serviceable NPCs
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7200
7201
>>7199
infernuis want help with sidequest.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7201
7202 7277
>>7200
What was yours again?
Also, remember Tracy is an anti-social nihilist by herself, so you'd need to make it worth her while
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7202
>>7201
infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7203
7204 7206 7226
BroncMcFeels.png
>tfw u forgot about pony again, after missing movie night
>>7198
Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers
>>7199
>spells
Cuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted items
There are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weapons
You guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunes
Uhhhhhhhhh
>tailor
The tailor
>Quests
Hmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC's
Just peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7204
7205 7214
>>7203
while we are on whats in town.is there a pet shop?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7205
>>7204
Yes, yes there is. I suppose there ARE NPCs
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7206
7208
>>7203
>caster
No, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7207
7209
>>7199
I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7208
>>7206
Oh. Yeah, there's a store for mage-wares, and they have some scrolls available.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7209
7210
>>7207
Correct.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7210
7211
>>7209
Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7211
7212
>>7210
hawt
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7212
7213
>>7211
Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7213
>>7212
New pony is on now; wait.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7214
7215
>>7204
The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7215
7216
>>7214
whats the smallest dog breed they have?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7216
7217
teacup-chihuahuas.jpg
>>7215
>waggis
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7217
7218
>>7216
they're adorable ill take one.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7218
7219
>>7217
>skeedle-skeedling intensifies
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7219
7220
>>7218
does the shop owner say anything?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7220
7221
>>7219
"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7221
7222
>>7220
infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7222
7223
>>7221
He's an overweight bald guy. "Call me Guy."
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7223
7224
>>7222
tell me guy, you hear of Rockwell?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7224
7225
>>7223
"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7225
>>7224
you should guy it a good place. (((they))) cant step on that ground.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7226
7227 7229
>>7203
precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7227
7228
>>7226
Thanks for reminding me
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7228
>>7227
of, course it makes for a good rp experice.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7229
>>7226
In addition to those,you also get (Telepath discipline) Charm, Psionic, and Mindlink
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7230
*Psionic Charm
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7231
7232 7234
>tfw shitposting while carrying a bag of manure, with a chattering baby squirrel on my shoulder
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7232
7233
>>7193
Yay
>>7231
What are you a farmer?
Also, Mage store?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7233
7235 7237
>>7232
No. I have another job, as well as Uni. I'm just helping out my parents this weekend.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7234
7235 7238 7246
>>7231
Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7235
7236 7240
>>7233
Understandable, have a nice day
>>7234
Do they have tomes?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7236
7239 7240
>>7235
Blank ones, but nothing enscribed.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7237
>>7233
We'll be here. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7238
7246 7248
>>7234
this fucking squirrel, I swear..!
How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7239
7241 7243
>>7236
Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7240
>>7236
>>7235
Fill it with memes.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7241
7242
>>7239
"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7242
7244
>>7241
Ehh, I'll take it
>leaves for jew-lers shop
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7243
>>7239
I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7244
7245 7246
>>7242
The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7245
7249
>>7244
He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7246
7247
>>7238
>>7234
Fuck it. I took the scrolls regardless.
>>7244
>is walking bu, glumly through town
>see this
*lurks in the background, in stealth*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7247
7256
>>7246
Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7248
7251
>>7238
Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7249
7251 7252
>>7245
>leans on counter
And who is (((they)))?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7250
There is a chance of mishap though. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7251
>>7248
Oh...
*saunters off to tailor's shop and buys a hoodie, because reasons*
Is there any way I can attain an alternate wild shape?
>>7249
The Rat Folk, remember?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7252
7253 7254
>>7249
"Them sneaky rats you lot wiped out. They had some place they took all the wealth of the town and stashed it. Its a pity too, this city used to be a thriving and successful trading port."
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7253
>>7252
*pony ears perk*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7254
7255 7257
>>7252
I can get you matterials

For a price
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7255
7256
>>7254
>not looking for clues to the secret shekel stash
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7256
7258 7259
Chestahedron-textured.jpg
>>7247
>chesterhedron
Like pic related?
>>7255
You're the rouge
Go detect some shit
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7257
7260
>>7254
He waves his hands. "I ain't got money son (he's older). Its good of you to offer though."
Thez slowly buzzed back in front of the building. Her fly is wearing the poofy-cloud-girdle that she normally wears, and it has a small bag tied to its abdomen.
The fly places her on the ground, and she worms her way over to the bag and puts it in her mouth. She then <whooofs> to the counter and BLEAUGHs the bag on the counter.
"Good proprietor, I know an individual who has these items for immediate front-sale. If you are interested, he is offering these pieces if you think that you can sell them," she smiles.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7258
>>7256
Precisely. The tower is a double-ended one of those.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7259
7298
>>7256
*moves closer to shop inquisitively in stealth, and inspects treasure area*
[use detection]
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7260
7261
>>7257
I don't need money I need...
An object
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7261
7262 7263
The shopkeeper opens the bag, and his eyes pop out of their sockets.
"What are,... where did you,... look at the intricacy of these lines! How on earth did you," he trails off.
Thez giggles. "I know a guy who is unable to market his wares. He's very skilled, only wants to increase his notoriety, and is willing to start a business relationship,... cuz Its me."
"I am certain that these will sell, and at,... my word, these will fetch a king's ransom!"
>>7260
"Wh, what sort of object?" he asks, still fixated on the bag, with all the segments of his goggles applied to the contents.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7262
7264
>>7261
*moves closer, interested*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7263
7264 7265
>>7261
Do you have any expireance with magic?
>i glance at the bag too
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7264
>>7262
>>7263
Because of how he's holding it (he's behind the counter) you can't see inside, but you can tell it is several small objects that are casting a disco-ball, technicolor scatter all across the guy's face.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7265
7267
>>7263
"N, no. I just do designs and crafting. You'd need a mage for that sort of thing, but I can certainly fabricate the pieces if you're looking to make something."
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7266
"Also, if you have uncut stones I can do that too. Not like this guy though,... who the hell made these?"
Thez giggles. "My older brother."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7267
7270
>>7265
Okay, I'll let you know if I need anything
>What other stores are there to visit?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7270
7272 7276
>>7267
Just basic adventuring/sailing wares and stock. I'm all-but positive that we've covered every possible significant variant.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7271
>>7269
Meh, just delete one
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7272
7273 7277
>>7270
is there a butcher in town?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7273
7274
>>7272
Yep
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7274
7275
>>7273
hello, infernuis need 2 bison steaks.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7275
7278
1498616013558.jpg
>>7274
"Okee, ya!" A short woman in a butcher's outfit waddles behind a curtain and produces a big chunk of bison which she <SMACK> tosses down on the counter.
"2 Ya? What kind you want?"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7276
>>7270
>does some meaningless shit while screams about "this fucking computer" are heard from the heavens
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7277
>>7201
>Nihilism
http://youtu.be/b_29yvYpf4w
>>7272
Please no butcher puppy
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7278
7279
>>7275
which kind is good for small dog
*pulls out sparky*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7279
7281
alice_s_knife_and_cleaver_by_thetotallyradshinobi-d5qcjif.png
>>7278
"Livah!" She walks back behind the curtain again. Two distict <SHUUUUNK> sounds can be heard. She walks back in holding a ridiculously oversized cleaver in her hand, and <THWAPS> two large chunks of liver on the counter, easily twice the size of the puppy.
"Two liver. You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7280
Sparkly skeedles about in excitement. She's an awfully fast little bugger.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7281
>>7279
me was thinking about cooking meal for devil-lady got any suggestions?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7282
7283
"Hart!" she waddles back behind the curtain again. Some ripping sounds can be heard. Still behind the curtain: "Me got two, you want?"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7283
>>7282
yes please.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7284
7286
"Hokee!" she waddles back, her hands and apron with blood splattered along the surface.
"You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7285
*holding 2 bloody hearts.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7286
7287 7288
>>7284
3 trump steaks please.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7287
1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg
>>7286
Now that's a fine choice in steaks. She'll sleep with you for sure
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7288
7290
>>7286
"Hokee," she puts the hearts next to the liver, and with an overhand chop much like someone hammering railroad ties, <SHUUUUNKS> through the bison, cutting off 3 yuuuuge, choice steaks.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7289
7292
While she waits for you to choose something else, she neatly wraps the liver in one package, the hearts in another, and the steaks in yet another.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7290
7291 7293
>>7288
Can I get some ribs?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7291
>>7290
"Hokee," she waddles behind the curtain muttering some jibberish in Chinese.
"What kinna ribs? I got cow, elk, bison!" still from the back.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7292
7294
>>7289
thank you mrs chan. infernuis gotta go cook now.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7293
7295
>>7290
ill murder you if you get beef.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7294
>>7292
"Hokee, u come back!" she yells.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7295
>>7293
I'll take the bison

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7297
"Hokee," she returns from the back still muttering, whacks off a rack from the bison already on the counter.
"You want else?"
Kg5Z2
?
No.7298
7299 7300
[1d20 = 16]
>>7259
forgot to roll

Where are the characters now?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7299
7301 7302
>>7298
Treasure area? I don't follow.
Infernius just left the butcher shop, Torcuil is still inside, Trump IDK, Thez is discussing terms with the jeweler, and Tracy is,....
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7300
058366b0_d5fa_de85_4b98_d52b144ee63f.jpg
>>7298
Trumpaladin is out meeting with representatives of the metallurgy industry, of course
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7301
7303
>>7299
I hate having to work on weekends...
I was going to investigate where the Werrats' nest was, but now...
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7302
>>7299
Did I detect anything in the shop?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7303
7304
>>7301
I see. Well, with that die roll all you can find out is that its somewhere along the roads. They had their own wagon that would periodically take all the available wealth and leave with it. They kept to themselves and never divulged anything to anyone. You're gonna have to do some Carmen Sandiego shit to find that place. Clues in the shop? No.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7304
7305
>>7303
Playing as a hoers give me the "Scent" ability: does that add anything to my roll?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7305
7306
>>7304
Nope, all traces of their passage is long gone by now.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7306
>>7305
Tracy takes note, but otherwise gives up on shekel stash.
*returns to pyramid and grinds her kunai in the training room, venting frustration*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7307
7308 7309
Also, where did that Dragonne sleep?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7308
7310
>>7307
It hasn't slept yet, not much game time has passed since she joined the party.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7309
>>7307
In the luxury apartment at the top of the floating Trump Tower
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7310
7311
>>7308
Alright.
How exactly does the training room work, meta-wise?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7311
7313
>>7310
Every time you successfully use an item, a skill, or whatever, you gain minute amounts of experience in that skill, but no character exp.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7312
7314
Thez buzzes in and heads up to the dais, where the fly sets her down. She begins worming her way around the dais, adjusting things and arranging some of the trinkets and runes and shit strewn about, but it takes her some time cuz she's worming.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7313
7315
>>7311
Alright.
What kind of skills can I practice there, furthermore, what do I have at this level of (multi-class)?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7314
7315
>>7312
does the dais have a kitchen?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7315
7316 7317
>>7313
Well, I don't recall you drinking the blood yet, so not much really.
>>7314
Thats in the mess area.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7316
7318
>>7315
is there a spice shop in town?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7317
7318
>>7315
*pops bottles*
I was going to save this for when I had the Alternate form ability...
Are skills limited by class, or are the train-only skills flexible?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7318
7320 7332
>>7316
... yeah,... do you want spices?
>>7317
Each class has "class skills" and "cross class skills", the latter taking twice as much time and/or skill points to gain proficiency in. As for the alternate form, don't worry; we'll get to that.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7319
>ywn actually experience a true Trump Steak
y live?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7320
7321
>>7318
Strike that, no there is no spice shop. There is however a man-sized spinning tower rack of spices in the mess hall.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7321
7322
>>7320
alright i make my way to the mess hall then.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7322
7323
>>7321
You successfully climb back up and are now in the mess hall.
If you have a plan in mind, you can just lump what you're planning. With a few exceptions, you can just 'do stuff' if it doesn't involve other players or a questionably difficult action.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7323
7324
>>7322
ok so first of all i try and find a small bowl. and then i set it in the corner of the kitchen and put the raw liver in there for sparkly. then i cook a trump brand steak and a heart ans spice it up, then i cook one of the bison steaks.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7324
7325 7326
>>7323
>a minotaur cooking bison
Okay. Considering the size of the livers you just acquired, I'll say you put 'part' of 'one' of the livers in a bowl for sparky. As for the others, sure.
For future, assume its an exhaustively stocked kitchen, having whatever resources might be needed. Yukihira Souma would love this kitchen (blatant reference)
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7325
>>7324
I cook me ribs
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7326
7327
>>7324
i try and find thez.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7327
7328 7331
>>7326
You hear her talking up at the dais. As you approach, you can see her seated and talking to thin air.
"It went perfectly! He agreed to all your conditions. I'll check back with him to learn his progress, and to submit any custom orders, but you may just have saved his entire business!" she goes quiet, as though listening to something you can't hear. "Of course!" silent again.
YTv+r
?
No.7328
7330 7332 7334
[1d20 = 6]
>>7327
i continue listening
*stealth*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7329
7331 7335
"Okay, but DON'T put your name all over the damn things, no one wants that shit! Do that weird crystalline surface you showed me! Yeah,... I don't care if its time consuming, you want them to sell right?" she admonishes. "Okay, fine print only. Sounds good, I'll keep you posted." she seems to finish whatever she's looking at/hearing.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7330
>>7328
>stealth
Riiiiiiight
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7331
>>7329
>>7327
*Paladin ears perk up at the mention of "business," "sell," and "order."*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7332
7333
>>7318
Kunai aren't unlike darts, so I guess I'll use them to build Concentration.
As for Rage-related feats (the thing I really wanted out of the Barbarian class), is that really practical in the training room? Should I go innawoods and start genociding the local wildlife?
>>7328
>8-ft tall Red Minotaur having stealth
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7333
7337
>>7332
K. When you said "pops bottles", did you mean drink them as well?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7334
7336
>>7328
kek
I decide to practice with my new rod
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7335
7338
>>7329
hey thez you busy?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7336
7339
>>7334
Remember, magnetics only (you could have made a rod of telepathy, but you were specific. Xp)
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7337
7338
>>7333
Am I in privacy? I'm about to go out innawoods anyway.
Yes.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7338
7343 7344
>>7335
"Nope! I just completed a side-quest! Did you want something?"
>>7337
Oh, my bad. Tracy's brain feels like its on fire. Like there is something burrowing into her skull (there isn't, but thats the sensation). You involuntarily start screaming and hitting your own face.
+PErH
?
No.7339
7340 7341
[1d20 = 5]
>>7336
>implying im going to regret this
I follow tracy at a distance
Roll for stealth
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7340
7343
>>7339
Tracy starts flippin' out.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7341
1506930525048-0.gif
>>7339
>even worse than the 8foot tall minotuar.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7342
Fug
>runs while protecting haggis
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7343
7347 7348
>>7338
>>7340
*Downs regeneration potion to get even more wasted with a small taste of moon sugar*
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuck -~FUCK!!!"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7344
7348
>>7338
infernuis have surprise in mess hall, come see.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7345
7346
trump_hotel_getty.jpg
Well, I'm going after Thez to get to the bottom of this business deal. I can sense business deals from miles away
KR4sE
?
No.7346
[1d20 = 16]
>>7345
Roll for business sense
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7347
7349
>>7343
>RUNS FASTER

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7348
7352 7354
>>7344
Thez gets a strange look on her face, "A surprise? What KIND of surprise?"
At this point is when Tracy starts flipping out. Anyone in the pyramid can hear it.
>>7343
... actually, that was a really good move. You regain full control of your body movements, but it feels like your insides are shifting. I'm talking bones, muscles, brain,... the whole works.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7349
7350
>>7347
The safest place would be the main rooms.
+PErH
?
No.7350
7353
[1d100 = 85]
>>7349
Roll for levitation height to get into the tower
(1-100)
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7352
7357
Can I train for autohypnosis later?
>>7348
"WHY IS THERE NO HOLE IN THIS WALL?!"
*kicks hole in wall*
>is still burning up
*leaves pyramid for fresh air*
*blindly runs into the woods, shrieking like a banshee*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7353
7356
>>7350
This is all going on in the tower I thought.
>>7351
K, Tracy is there wide-eyed, and looking a smidge crazier than usual. Her eyes are bloodshot (using latest ep as visual inspiration) and her posture is a bit more bestial than usual. Also, her hair is disheveled. She just got control of herself, though occasionally jerks like she's Michael J Fox.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7354
7358
>>7348
i bring thez to the mess hall.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7355
>>7351
>pretending his haggis wasn't stirred
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7356
7358
>>7353
I thought it was forest
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7357
7359 7363
>>7352
Kek, you don't kick a hole in the wall, that's solid glass-steal. You do run out into the forest.
As you do so, there are several humanoid-looking things running about. They all turn as you come charging into the forest. None are close, but you can hear them jibber-jabber.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7358
7364
>>7356
She only just declared departing for the forest. You can still follow.
>>7354
"Hey wait! What about Tracy?" she mutters curses at her faggot for putting her in this situation.
Kek.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7359
7361
>>7357
What
KR4sE
?
No.7360
7361 7362
1493432382043.jpg
[1d20 = 15]
>Doesn't want to leave his position, but hears Tracy's scream and wants to know if it's the sort of thing he needs to leave for
Roll to tell if the scream was caused by contact with a foe, or Tracy being Tracy as per normal
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7361
7365 7366 7368
>>7359
Well the tower is above Port Barry, which is not far from the edge of the forest which eventually leads to Trollestia's grove, beyond the great tree.
>>7360
It is neither Tracy being Tracy, nor contact with another foe. This scream sounds like something of an uncontrollable change occurring within, rather than something caused by without or 'normal' circumstances.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7362
7368
>>7360
Wait seriously? YOU'RE Trump?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7363
>>7357
>barbarian rage
*right through them, still shrieking*
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>translation
>'Unholy fuck! My brain is on fire!'
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7364
7382
>>7358
but i..... fine
*i go after tracy*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7365
7369
>>7361
>grove
I head there
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7366
7367
>>7361
>eventually leads to Trollestia's grove
Fucking shit..!
Is there a darker, spookier direction I could run towards?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7367
7369
>>7366
Please?
KR4sE
?
No.7368
7370
[1d20 = 4]
>>7362
...
ID e4acb is Trump, yes
>>7361
Well, Tracy's personal issues become mine sooner or later, but I'm going to have to go with "later." In the meantime, I will explore the business situation in Port Barry.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7369
7373
>>7365
Torcuil knows nothing of the grove at this point, only Tracy's been there.
>>7367
The area before the grove is/was plenty dark and spooky. You haven't even made it to the tree, its just this time you're having a panic attack and can't stealth.
Two of them start to approach (you can see three) and the jibber-jabbering increases. Rather than a single medium-sized creature, they appear a mess of movement, kind of like a pile of ants.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7370
7371 7372
>>7368
No, I mean,... ur that artfag?? ^_^
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7371
7374
>>7370
No
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7372
>>7370
That's picsart guy. Someone else.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7373
7377
>>7369
*instinctively draws knife*
>has low-light vision
detection?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7374
7376
>>7371
Oh, okay. I haven't been able to determine whether picsart guy is still around. I hope so.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7375
7377
Can I also get the maps?
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7376
7377
>>7374
he just made >>>/mlpol/82466 →
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7377
7378 7379
Overview2.png
1249795.png
>>7373
Just one? Its daytime btw.
>>7375
1
>>7376
2
>had no idea, fuggin awesome

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7378
7382
>>7377
I thought I was beginning to morph.
*bites knife a growls*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7379
7380 7382
>>7377
Torcuil heads back to the pyramid, hoping for something that doesnt involve insane murder horse
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7380
7381
>>7379
I need two days of unfiltered Rage to gain access to the better Barbarian Feats,
so you'd best not get in my way.

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7381
>>7380
swiggity swooty im coming to heal that booty.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7382
7383 7384
>>7378
SOMETHING is happening, but ur not sure what yet.
>>7379
You're the one who followed,....
>>7364
You and Thez arrive a distance from where Tracy is now pulling her full trio of knives to bear. You see a few brownish-mounds that look humanoid, and one of them approaches Tracy. As it does so, it explodes in a flurry of movement, appearing to increase a bit in size.
Tracy gets an attack of opportunity.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7383
7386
[2d20 = 22]
>>7382
*attacks with both knife and fire*
YTv+r
?
No.7384
7385
[2d20 = 12]
>>7382
when its my turn i gore 2 of the mounds.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7385
7387 7388
>>7384
I'll kill you too if you get in my way.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7386
7389
>>7383
Both attacks land, causing small brownish creatures to be flung from the mound. That in its self is curious. What is also curious is that almost to your command, a burst of fire erupts against the mound which draws back and distorts as it attempts to escape the flame.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7387
>>7385
y-you too
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7388
7390
>>7385
Even more curious, as the flame erupts, the pain in your head decreases.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7389
>>7386
*Mauls nearest creature*
What did I just tear apart?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7390
7392
>>7388
*focuses on pain in head*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7391
7395
I head to the treasury
Side note, could a mage use throwing weapons efficently?
3ShQ9
?
No.7392
7393 7396
[16d3 = 31]
Thez, still being held by Infernius sniffs the air a few times. "Wait a second, that smell. There's a hint of the infernal about."
>>7390
Its almost like the pressure that comes of a nasty infection; an abnormal pressure you're unfamiliar with that is painful and alien. It feels primordial, and unlike anything you've ever experienced.
The mound in front of you reforms, and advances on you, almost enveloping you.
3ShQ9
?
No.7393
[16d3 = 39]
>>7392
As the mound envelops, a dozen or more tiny slashes and gashes crack along your exposed parts (no armor is all-encompassing). This only fills Tracy with more rage (and pain), which increases the pressure in her head. She feels about to burst.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7394
Ignore the second set of rolls
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7395
7398
>>7391
With practice, yes. Darts are the preferred thrown weapon, but daggers/knives are also applicable.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7396
7399
[2d20 = 18]
>>7392
>has uncanny dodge
saving roll
*Attacks with fire again*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7397
7401
From her closer perspective, Tracy can see that the mound is actually a mass of 6" bipedal creatures, swarming all over themselves and leveraging each other to slash and stab with very small crude weapons of metal, bone, and wood. The creatures themselves are hairy and fast.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7398
>>7395
>not acknowlegding best throwing weapon
What would be the best secondary weapon for a mage?
Im thinking about a set of throwing hatchets
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7399
>>7396
Gibberlings get auto-flank when they envelop a target. However, fire was the correct choice.
In a fit of maddened and pain-riddled flexing, the area immediately around Tracy bursts with gouts of flame, as though a gasoline fire was just lit. The mound explodes backwards, as the Gibberlings lose their grip on one another and start scrambling around. The other Gibberling mounds stop and watch.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7400
The blasted mound attempts to reconstitute its self. While, Tracy feels the pressure in her head diminish significantly, though she still has some 'juice' left.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7401
7403
[1d20 = 14]
>>7397
*takes another dab of moon sugar*
*shake the things off*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7402
The other two mounds however, appear to be looking at eachother quizzically with large tear-drops over their 'heads'.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7403
7404
>>7401
They got blown off by the last burst. They're scrambling just out of physical range.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7404
7405
[1d20 = 18]
>>7403
*takes even more moon sugar*
>is literally shaking
*Steps forward and uses Appraisal*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7405
>>7404
Wrong skill (appraisal is for determining items) but I know what you mean.
Tracy feels like she could focus on the mound and envoke fire upon them.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7406
Also, I'm assuming that Infernius is a bit stunned by what is happening. He was too far off to gore to begin with, it wouldn't have worked for the second, and omfwtfbbq?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7407
*omgwtfbbq
Kg5Z2
?
No.7408
7409 7410
[1d20 = 1]
[angry hoers noises]
*Use Intimidate*
steps forward
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7409
>>7408
dammit
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7410
7411
>>7408
You look cuter somehow
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7411
7412 7448
838247__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_butterfly_cute_ocbetes_weapons-dash-grade cute.png
>>7410

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7412
>>7411
Gibbity gibbity
The mound seems less interested in approaching, and is keeping its distance. The other two mounds slowly shuffle closer.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7413
7414
How do I into rage combos?
*keeps moving forward, still hissing*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7414
7415 7416
>>7413
You don't EVEN know at this point, you just know that theres a pressure in your head and there's a mound in front of them.
From distance, still being carried by Infernius, Thez yells "Unleash it! Don't let it build, they are your enemy and deserve whatever happens!"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7415
>>7414
*you
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7416
>>7414
"Fucking leave me alone!"
*Runs off, ignoring jibberniggers*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7417
7418 7419 7421
Thez looks at Infernius. "Don't just stand there, go after her!"
The Gibberlings are not impressed, and start to swarm around Tracy, the three of them expanding to envelop her. She gets an attack of opportunity, but there's three of them and each represents a mass of smaller creatures.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7418
7420
>>7417
Can I swoop in on a Dragonne?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7419
>>7417
runs after tracy

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7420
>>7418
Yes, but you're coming in from distance, it'd take a few rounds even at free-fall speed.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7421
7422
[1d20 = 12]
>>7417
Can't my Escape Artist ability help me?
*spray fire at anything in obstructing path*
3ShQ9
?
No.7422
[3d3 = 7]
>>7421
Yes, but you're surrounded and they're keeping their distance, taking advantage of circumferential flank.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7423
7424
Thez yells "Tracy! Crush them with fire!!"
Kg5Z2
?
No.7424
7425 7426 7428
[1d20 = 14]
>>7423
"Shut the fuck up, you bitch!"
>Charges
>brandishes knife and slashes through whatever is in the front
3ShQ9
?
No.7425
7431
[30d3 = 62]
>>7424
You/she successfully strike at 3 of them, but there's over a hundred. They fully envelop, and slash/scrape/stab from all sides.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7426
>>7424
You're NOT in good shape.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7427
7431
"Just DO iiiiiiiittttt!"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7428
7429 7431
1335324.png
>>7424
Uh... Can I swoop in now?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7429
7430
>>7428
Almost there, next round
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7430
>>7429
Alright, preliminary question then. Can I tell the entity being attacked is the Blue One
Kg5Z2
?
No.7431
7432 7433
[1d20 = 10]
>>7425
>what does it take for a lady to get some space?
>>7427
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>*rage at maximun*
>erratic slashing and biting
Can I cast a saving roll now?
>>7428
It wouldn't help.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7432
7434
>>7431
>saving roll
In these circumstances no. They're rather coordinated, and taking full advantage of their small size. They're essentially like piranas(sp) except with swords and jagged things, instead of teeth.
You're beginning to feel faint.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7433
>>7431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5IobXflPLc
Kg5Z2
?
No.7434
7435
[1d20 = 9]
>>7432
Fuck it. Do whatever the fuck Thez said, so I can get some space.
3ShQ9
?
No.7435
[1d20 = 6]
>>7434
As Tracy begins to lose track of her surroundings, and as (unbeknownst to her, vaporous steam begins to hiss from her pores and especially her mane) she casts a single lasting glance at the mound.
"BURN" echoes through her mind, as her eyes dip, and then close.
From outside Tracy's perspective, obsrvers can see she's steaming (literally) and covered in tiny wounds and gashes. Her eyes begin to lose their focus, and she grits her teeth.
The mound(s) that now surround her are enveloped in a spiralling flame, which burn like a cylinder around her. Most of the GIbberlings are burned away, while others scramble to escape the unwarranted and unexpected flames. Tens and twenties of the little bastards lie smoking and charred at her feet, while the survivors an evaders flee to whatever rock or hole they crawled out of.
As Tracy surveys the area, she begins to lose consciousness.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7436
7437 74370
Tracy has one move before falling.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7437
7438 7439
[1d20 = 20]
>>7436
*runs away*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7438
7439
>>7437
>Not get picked up by Trumpaladin flying down on a Lion-dragon
uh... okay
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7439
7441 7444
>>7437
>>7438
No, that's exactly what happens. As the Gibberlings escape/retreat, Trump swoops down atop (what was her name again? I forgot to give her a name.) the Dragonne, while Tracy slumps and falls forward, prevented from falling only by Trump's intervention.
As she collapses across the Dragonne's back, Trump notices that her mane is lined with bony protrusions that were not there before. They're like horns almost, but really small and dotting the inside of her mane (not obvious on glance, but detectable upon inspection).
The remaining Gibberlings make like ninjas and vanish.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7440
7442 7446
Thez, still being held by Infernius.
"What the fuck just happened?! What did she do!?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7441
7443 7444
>>7439
[Reeeeee's internally]
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7442
>>7440
lets go see!
*Walks over*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7443
>>7441
You have no idea. From inside a blackened area, you sense a cackling. This exists apart from the world.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7444
7451
>>7439
>What is her name
Ponies, America, Football, Elway - PAFE. Pa'fey. Fey if you like.
>>7441
I can leave you on the charred ground near the surviving groundhog things if you prefer
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7445
7447
>rape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7446
7451
>>7440
"Proved why she's here"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7447
>>7445
My luck has been shitty today...
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7448
7449
Guess whose back
Back again
>>7411
This is adorable

What are my choices of metal in the treasury?>>7445
Nice fail rape horse
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7449
7450
>>7448
*takes note to stir haggis later*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7450
>>7449
>frog noises intensify
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7451
7452 7456
>>7444
Fae works (if you don't mind)
>>7446
"No! You don't get it!" Thez is struggling around despite her bandages. "Her scent is totally different now! She smells like,... well,... like one of my kind!"
With Tracy safely on Fae's back, she (Fae) comments, "I don't mean to question you great Trump, but that pony we're ushering,... do you know that she has devil blood in her?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7452
7453 7455
>>7451
>devil
Can't I just be fiendish instead? I was thinking something closer to a Nightmare.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7453
7454
>>7452
>nightmare
Oh very funny
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7454
7457
>>7453
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Nightmare
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7455
>>7452
Don't worry, we're on EXACTLY the same page. I said you have devil blood in you (which is true), I didn't yet state the lasting effect. Its not an easy transition.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7456
>>7451
*A cold chill runs down Trump's spine at Thez's words*
After a very long pause, Trump tells Fae
"I assure you, I am very well aware of the fallenness of this world and of the instruments Elway has chosen to save it. But if devil blood is necessary to repel those who would prevent the spread of the Truth of Football, and for our liberation from our thralldom to the Terrasque, then so be it."
Pauses a little, then adds
"Don't worry, I don't trust her or any of the demon stock"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7457
7458 7459
>>7454
>Alignment: Always neutral evil
No, you are chaotic evil
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7458
7461 7462
>>7457
I can be a goodish girl.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7459
7463
>>7457
Hello, gm?
I believe I asked what metals are in the treasury.
Preferably something light and strong
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7460
7465
And meanwhile, in her head Tracy feels like she's standing alone in a darkened room. From all around her usher whispers of "Something to eat!" "Something?" "Yes, to eat!" "We should eat!" "Eat" in a constantly mingling sound that grows more intense and frightful as she 'hears' it.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7461
7464
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>7458
You're Chaotic Evil
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7462
>>7458
I'll give you chaotic neutral at best
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7463
7465 7469
>>7459
Oh yes, I apologize. The treasury has been laid bare, in the interest of expanding Trump's vision. Its all polished floors and nothing of value.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7464
>>7461
Nope, this.>>7462

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7465
>>7463
>>7460
*shakes erratically*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7466
7467 7468
In the Game world, as Trump speeds Tracy back to Trump tower, Tracy begins to sweat and thrash in her unconsciousness.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7467
7470
>>7466
>speed
Dragonne has a flight speed of 30ft...
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7468
7470
>>7466
>Trump tower
Change of plans. Trumpaladin will take the unconscious Tracy to the Port Barry Immigration detention center and or quarantine zone, for a safe measure. Unless there is a similar room like a brig in Trump Tower
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7469
7471
>>7463
Uggggg
Why Trump
Where could I find bars, maybeeeeeeeee Adamentite(?)
I think 2 should be good
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7470
7471
Trump arrives back at the pyramid, and speeds her to the infirmary.
Meanwhile Thez "Grrr's" and <whoofs> her and Infernius back to the pyramid
>>7467
Base combat speed of,... this is full flight.
>>7468
>GM eye twitches
Not,... to the toer?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7471
7485
>>7469
Don't worry, these metals should be in the Port Barry forge warehouse. Just submit a requisition request
>>7470
And let her be over taken by a demon virus and destroy the tower? I don't think so
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7472
7473
Inside Tracy's head, innumerable shadows dart to and fro around her, not dissimilar to the GIbberlings except instead of attacking with blades, they each take a bit of "her" with them.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7473
7476

>>7472
>they each take a bit of "her" with them.
I'm sorry, what was there to take again?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7474
7475
Thez <whoofs> her and Infernius back to the edge of the forest. "WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO!?" and she starts sniffing the air.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7475
7476
>>7474
port barry?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7476
7478
>>7473
That statement is precisely why they are able to take unrestricted.
>>7475
"Errrgh!" Thez grunts, and whoofs the two of them to the center of town, where they can see Trump ushering Tracy into his quarantine area.
"Get me there nao!" she leans and moves in the direction she's indicating.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7477
7479
Before I continue, what does Tracy think? I mean, last she was fully conscious and unperturbed, she drank a vial of blood. Since then she's experienced several types of madness, has set a few things on fire with her mind, and is now having her consciousness eaten away by a shadowy presence literally stealing her essence.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7478
7482
>>7476
If Trump has any awareness of Thez then he defers to Thez. She knows what this evil virus is
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7479
7480 7482 7484
>>7477
>having her consciousness eaten away
Like I said, what exactly was there to eat away? The hopelessly nihilistic part? The hedonistic shenanigans? The irrational violence? Or the side that still hoped she could be a mother one day?
>this is the third time she's been possessed
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7480
7481
9580 - absurd_res AtomicGreymon emo emo_pie pie pinkamena_diane_pie pinkie transparent.png
>>7479
>Or the side that still hoped she could be a mother one day?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7481
7484 7485
238287__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_clothes_featureless crotch_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas cage_s.png
>>7480
She got gang-raped when she was young, and her organs were damaged. After failing to get pregnant so many times, her life fell into a downward spiral of nihilism and violence.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7482
7485
>>7479
The "I'm me" part
>>7478
Thez and Infernius (haven't had it directed, but I'm assuming he's doing what she's yelling, especially given the frantic nature of her voice) enter the quarantine area as a still-thrashing Tracy is placed on a cot.
"What in hell have you done?" Thez says, tearing through her bandages. With the bandages removed (the surface ones showing ample bloody/oozing parts) you can see that her skin is long from being fully formed. While better off than she was, there are several sections of her body that display open musculature, tendon, ligament, and bone. She limps over to Tracy
T> Monk healing.
Tracy, as her capacity to discern begins to fade, even from this mind-space she is in, feels 'heat'. Its not the shadow, and its not her, and yet it immediately IS her, and it vitalizes and rejuvinates her.
The shadow-flurry slows, and the thing its self begins to cease its barrage.
"What is this?!"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7483
7492
Tracy's consciousness clears, enough to determine that she is still she, and that THAT is NOT she, and that that is her enemy.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7484
7486
1492888864322.png
>>7481
>>7479
this feel makes infernuis heart extremely sad
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7485
7487
>>7471
Name: Toriul
Request: Two bars of (uhh, whats a Light but strong metal in D&D
Purpose: Forging
>>7481
Oh...
OH...
>>7482
>monk
>cleric
I think we have some good healers


Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7486
7488
>>7484
take heart young jedi
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7487
7488 7489
>>7485
Mythril
Physical healers yes. Mind healers,... not so much.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7488
7490 7491
>>7486
>jedi
He needs to take the high ground
>>7487
>mythril
>adamantite
Did Terraria rip off D&D?
I'll take 2 ingots of Mythril then
>healers
Well yes
But at least we won't die
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7489
>>7487
infernuis could do lobotomy.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7490
7494
>>7488
>Terraria
My vidya references have been out of date for YEARS now, like since FFX.

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7491
>>7488
yea they did.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7492
921643__questionable_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_oc-colon-wicked heart_cameltoe_clothes_fight_green underwear.png
>>7483
[stabs internally]
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7493
7495
From inside herself, Tracy hears another voice. This one is deep and resounding, and entirely unfamiliar yet vaguely assertively so. The lone question comes to mind:
"Who is to die this day?"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7494
>>7490
Huh, so Terraria did pull a rip off
Its a fairly fun game. The world is like 2d minecraft, but the gameplay is great
Some of the higher tier ores are Adamantite and Mythril
But know I know where 5hey got that.
>anyway
I heard the commotion after turning in my form, so I head over to see whats happening
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7495
7498
>>7493
>doesn't respond
*continues internal stabbing*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7496
7497
Sorry brower is nuking on me, gimme a sec

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7497
7498
>>7496
>last 50 posts
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7498
7499 7501
>>7497
It wasn't just that, I've been running multiple processes all morning. The comp needed a reboot.
Okay.
>>7495
*thrashing, doesn't have knives inside head
Still, the shadowy whatever finds that you're not as helpless and weak as you should be, especially given your physical state.
You have no weapons, armor, or items. There is a shadow whats-it before you, and a pounding in your head. What do you do.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7499
7500
>>7498
*bites*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7500
7502
>>7499
That will work. Tracy without knowing it, gives in to the pain, the frustration, the rejection of what has happened, and the fury of all that she has seen, has EVER seen, and with that resolve does bite down on the shadowy thing. From her teeth belch flames, also her hooves, and jets of which spout intermittently from her mane and tail.
The shadow - being intangible and unable to mount any physical (even in the mind) defense against literal threats, recoils and attempts to retreat.
You have an attack of opportunity, flaming hooves and a flaming mouth.
Do your worst.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7501
>>7498
I guess I arrive at the place, so I ask what the fuck is going on?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7502
7503 7504 7505 7506
>>7500
*mauls the fuck out of it*
>goes for the jugular (if it has one)
*starts kicking and screaming internally*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7503
7504 7506
>>7502
is tracy thashing about externally?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7504
7506
>>7502
*grapples, still mauling it*
*tramples*
>>7503
Ikd, maybe.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7505
>>7502
Did I need to roll there?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7506
7507
>>7502
Tracy - still in her own head - goes full Barbarian rage on its bitch-ass. She still doesn't know what it is, but with every firey blow/bite, it seems to recoil, to diminish. Her eyes now streaming flames, and her whole body issuing a vaporous steam, she stands menacingly over it, it now unable to harm her in the least.
>>7504
Good
>>7503
Yes. Thez is on the floor at her feet, in meditation. Tracy has flung all blankets and whatever aside. Her eyes are shut tight, but she's clearly in a frenzy of sorts.
"This cannot be! You are of the earth! This cannot be!" it screams as it is crushed and trampled into nothingness.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7507
7508 7527
>>7506
I got to go for about an hour, sorry...
>inb4 >rape
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7508
7510
Before I continue, what has just occurred (in a minimal explanation) is that Tracy just beat down the developing presence of a nightmare which was growing within her. Because she consumed Devil blood, its nature mixed with hers, and ultimately tried to take over. Tracy is already nutty, and has been possessed before so she was able to fight it off. Thez gave her a boost at the right moment, and she literally trampled its developing will/awareness with her own.
In the real, Tracy's eyes flutter open for a moment, before >>7507 she falls into a peaceful and restful sleep.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7509
7511
Thez collapses against the side of Tracy's cot, also exhausted.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7510
7512 7513 7514
>>7508
So... Is she still infected with Ebola and do we need to continue to keep her quarantined?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7511
7512
>>7509
i mutter *there goes infernuis dinner plans*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7512
As Tracy lays there, the bony protrusions along her mane darken at the tip, and appear to glisten with a hint of gold.
>>7510
You have NO idea, but she's peacefully resting at the moment, and doesn't appear to be either a threat or to be in any distress.
>>7511
Don't worry, meat is meat whether its cold or warm. ^_~
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7513
7515 7516
>>7510
>Toriul looks at Trump and Infernius
What the fuck is going on here ye bastards?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7514
7516
>>7510
trump you know what happen to tracy?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7515
>>7513
hoers go crazier than usual.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7516
7517 7522
>>7513
>>7514
"Yeah, she took some weird drugs or something and tried to face down a group of groundhogs or something. Anyways, the important thing is that Thez says that something she did caused her to imbibe demon blood. Same group as Tracy. It caused a fever and shaking. But before that it caused her to produce a fire that killed off the mole groundhog things. Thez and Fae say she has some peculiar evil in her now. It looks like the worst of the fever is over. I do not know if she is contagious or not"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7517
7520
>>7516
Well, Thez didn't say that, but Fae said "she has demon blood in her".
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7518
7521
Infernius knows from Thez' reaction that something significant/worrisome happened, but he was kinda dragged along in a manner of speaking
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7519
From Trump's back Infernius whispers, "Oi lad! Look, they're both down! We can kill 'em nao!"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7520
>>7517
It's in her now whereas it was not before, that what he knows
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7521
7523
>>7518
wut?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7522
7523 7524
>>7516
>is of confusion
I have an idea,
Can unicorns detect human "goodness" like in all the fucking myths that I am aware of?
Or is it a more mlp unicorn?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7523
7525 7531
>>7521
Well, she spent the whole time frantically barking orders and teleporting the both of you about (she could have ported solo) and fixated on what was happening. Again, you don't know what was up, but it was clearly (and not just from Thez' actions) significant.
>>7522
No, that's easy for any divinely-abled creature (holy or infernal)
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7524
7525
>>7522
"She did something, who knows what, but there is evil in her now and it caused a reaction almost like the flu. And she burned a large number of things with her mind apparently"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7525
7526
>>7524
>>7523
WHO THE FUCK IS TRUMP AND WHO THE FUCK IS GM
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7526
7528 7529 7531
tumblr_nf8oqaUVKi1rorj6qo2_r2_500.png
>>7525
I am Trump
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7527
>>7507
back
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7528
7530
>>7526
>loyalty
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7529
>>7526
Ooooh, thats pretty
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7530
7535
>>7528
To God, King and Country
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7531
7533 7535
>>7526
>loyalty
Okay good, you both always responding to shit sometimes confused me, and I had to know
>>7523
So, unicorns cant do that?

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7532
7534
Tracy's eyes flutter open again. She feels,... different. She's not in danger (so no thrashing about nao!), and she is surrounded by her friends(?) who are eager to see what has occurred and how she fares.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7533
7539
>>7531
Yep, detect alignment is a 1st level skill.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7534
7535 7536 7537
>>7532
>she is surrounded by her friends
*annoyance grows*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7535
7538
>>7534
Trumpaladin leaves
>>7531
See >>7530

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7536
7539 7540
>>7534
Shhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7537
7540
>>7534
tracy ok?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7538
7548
>>7535
"Lad! Its not too late! We can kill 'em for good! That blue one is vile nao!" Vandereim whispers as you walk out to Fae.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7539
7540 7544
>>7536
Shut up, you enjoy us and you know it.
>>7533
So, who out of us could check that shit?

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7540
7541
>>7536
[annoyance intensifies]
>>7539
>*stirs haggis internally*
>>7537
.....
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7541
7544 7545
>>7540
*shakes tracy*
TRACY OK? TRACY DEAF?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7542
7543
Sidenote. Tracy is now lawful evil, and technically she always was so. The reason is because lawful evil means "orderly evil" or rather, maintaining a consistent response to stimuli over time. Chaotic evil would be an inconsistent response to evil over time, which seems inconsistent with Tracy's character. She seems like she would consistently murder those who are aggressive for one, and consistently disdain happy/comfy feels/situations for no good reason. Basically, lawful = consistent, and Tracy (in spite of being disproportionate from 'the norm') is actually QUITE consistent.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7543
>>7542
Tracy is a literal serial killer.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7544
7546
>>7539
Both Infernius and Trump
>>7541
Kek. Tracy is being vigorously shaken.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7545
>>7541
*bites nose-ring like a bulldog*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7546
7549
>>7544
detect aligment and tell torc
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7547
7584
Thez also stirs awake and immediately gasps, as she's been oozing onto the floor.
"God dammit!" she exclaims while pulling out a small brassy cylinder that looks like a stamp roll, and proceeds to roll over and over and over, until she's again covered in bandages.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7548
>>7538
*Trumpaldin goes into a corner outside of the detention center infirmary*
"I don't know. I believe the Blue one was among those that woke up near the pyramid. If that is the case, then she is chosen by Elway himself to complete the task at hand. Remember that Elway allows evil to exist not because He cannot vanquish it, but because it serves to make Good the more glorious. Perhaps she has a purpose here. I saw her kill something like 90 mole things just with her mind. That's a power that could be useful. And for all her problems, she's been very helpful in the past. Of course, that may have changed. She seems less enthusiastic to see me than expected. Perhaps she has changed. Actually, I should probably make sure she's not some random blue pony that just stumbled upon us. If that's the case, then yeah, we should kill her."

Trumpaladin goes back into the room
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7549
7550 7551 7555 7557
>>7546
Yep, definitely lawful evil. Also, there's those gold-tipped horn thingies.
>>7546
And then Tracy clamps on Infernius' nose-ring.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7550
7558
>>7549
Is this better or worse than before?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7551
7552 7553 7554
>>7549
...I don't want horns...
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7552
7558
>>7551
We can get those sanded off or surgically removed for you
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7553
>>7551
ill take some more

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7554
7559
white-horse-s-mane-4876639.jpg
>>7551
Sorry, u just said you wanted to go wilder. Tit for tat. Xp
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7555
7556 7558
>>7549
Thanks

So how is my order going?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7556
7572
>>7555
>decide to leave him a chance, because he was here this time
>squanders it
...
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7557
7560 7563 7565
>>7549
i get up and run into the wall tracy first
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7558
7562 7572
>>7550
*different
>>7552
Probably
>>7555
Uhhhh,... what was it? Even with my autism, its hard to keep track of everything.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7559
7561
>>7554
Can I change shape yet?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7560
>>7557
Well, Tracy said she's biting down on your nose ring at the moment
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7561
7564
>>7559
Its early yet. You JUST woke up. Let it simmer a bit.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7562
7576
>>7558
So... Would Tracy be more or less attractive to Trump now?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7563
7566
>>7557
*Angles knife between us*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7564
7567
>>7561
If I were okay with having horns, I would've just evolved into a unicorn.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7565
7566
>>7557
Sorry, momentary misinterpretation.
Infernius, now having Tracy dangling from his nose-horn, flails about before crashing into the wall, Tracy first
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7566
>>7565
see >>7563

3ShQ9
?
No.7567
7569
[diceroll]1d20-4=-16{20}[/diceroll]
>>7564
One never knows what will result of their actions,....

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7568
Upon colliding with the wall, Infernius realizes he now has a keen-edged blade sticking out of his chest at an alarming angle.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7569
7573
>>7567
I'll just slike them off and snort them as aphrodisiacs
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7570
7574
*flees room in stealth*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7571
7576
Tracy kinda falls to the floor, (she's still far from 'okay physically OR mentally), but Infernius has a big knife to worry about.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7572
7574
>>7556
Kill me now
>>7558
Two mythril bars
Ill be back in an hour
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7573
>>7569
that works, they're more cosmetic and indicative than anything
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7574
7580 7637
>>7570
Fail. You have several people looking right at you. You need some form of concealment to just 'go stealth' (hasn't come up yet cuz you have had). You DO flee the room though.
>>7572
"Sorry, I mean I know you're one of the great ones, but our stock of mythril is VERY limited. We can spare an ounce? Maybe?"

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7575
Trumpaldin will now go and ask Fae what this means, and if there is any cure
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7576
7577 7580
>>7571
>>7562
trump pull out knife!?!?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7577
7578
>>7576
uh... What?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7578
7579
>>7577
KNIFE IN CHEST!
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7579
>>7578
Oh shit. Trump pulls out the knife from Inferius's chest, and then stuffs in a rag and forces Inferius's hand over it to stop the bleeding, before Trump goes outside to talk to Fae
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7580
7581 7582 7586
>>7576
You're lucky I didn't use poison (I was gonna).
>>7574
*Flees down hallway and leaves building*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7581
7582 7583 7586
>>7580
Nice try, but we took you to a temporary detention center for foreign nationals A prison. It has a multitude of measures to prevent escape. Especially since you started in the quarantine zone
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7582
7586
>>7580
>>7581
HA tracy btfod
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7583
7585 7586
>>7581
Yes this. While tracy scrambles out, she finds the perimeter guarded in just such an event of someone trying to escape.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7584
7587
>>7547
thez you takes us back to tower? infernuis had surpise but it probbly cold now.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7585
7588
>>7583
Can I attempt Etherealness?
KR4sE
?
No.7586
7587 7592
20130701--van-lohuizen-detention-center-ice-675-002.jpg
12-pinal-cells-full.jpg
>>7580
>>7581
>>7582
>>7583
Have you even been in one of these? They have several areas where a door has to lock behind you before a door will unlock and open in front of you, and even the bus loading and unloading stations have locked garage doors
\r
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7587
7590 7593
>>7584
Thez is still passed out.
>>7586
Its not THAT level of sophistication, but yes it IS enough to keep Tracy from bolting out the door.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7588
7591
>>7585
Wut? You still don't even know WTF is going on!
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7589
7593 7597
>level thirteen rogue
*picks locks and GTFOs*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7590
7594
>>7587
oh i thought you said she woke up my bad.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7591
>>7588
She only knows she needs her space.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7592
7595
>>7586
trump can you give thez and me a ride back to tower?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7593
7596
>>7589
The doors are designed such that you have to go through several, have to go through sections were a door closes in behind you before you can open a door, and people would see you
>>7587
To prevent the spread of Bubonic plague, why wouldn't it be?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7594
>>7590
Crap, you're right. She is again bundled in a mesh of bandage.
"A surpise? You mean more than THIS?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7595
>>7592
"I don't think Fae can carry that much at once. I guess I can fly Thez back up? We can all walk?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7596
7601
>>7593
Agreed, but only Trump tower has that level of sophistication. The best ur gonna get with the town is hanging skins separating the 'rooms' in an emergency tent.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7597
7598
>>7589
GM?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7598
7600
Thez's fly buzzes over and grabs her with 2 of its appendages.
"He can carry one other, but we gotta make sure Tracy doesn't hurt herself.
>>7597
Fail, the quaratine area is proofed against escape (a 20 would have worked, but u didn't roll and we're going).

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7599
7602
Thez looks at Trump. "She's not fit to climb,... could you carry her back?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7600
>>7598
[reee's internally]
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7601
7603 7607
>>7596
>The immigration detention center could use improvement
I know what needs to be made great again next

Also, it's pretty simple to explain. As seen in the map of Port Barry, there is a costal fortress. You take part of that, and convert it into an army prison. Then you take the army prison, and you convert it into an immigration detention center. Specifically, sailors, stowaways and whoever comes on from the boat from exotic lands is kept there until there can prove themselves to not be contagious before being allowed within the city walls. It's like Angel Island detention center in San Fransisco
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7602
7607
>>7599
"Sure" Who is "she"? Tracy?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7603
7604 7606
>>7601
you gonna form i.c.e.?
me wanna be a member.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7604
7605 7607
>>7603
You are a Cleric of a new religion. You're still on a mission to convert followers.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7605
>>7604
me can do both,THOT
KR4sE
?
No.7606
7608
>>7603
*Trump's Eyes light up*
"Find out who needs to be deported, and deport them. We're making damn sure our border - err... the harbor - Is secure"
\r
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7607
7609
>>7601
Makes perfect sense to me.
>>7602
Yes, Tracy
>>7604
This TBH
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7608
7610
>>7606
i guess that makes me an inquisitor now.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7609
7611 7614
>>7607
"Do we have a secure brig?"
KR4sE
?
No.7610
7614
>>7608
"So long as you are exterminating the heresy of "Association Football" (withholds vomit), then please, by all means, purge the heretics"

\r
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7611
7612 7613 7620
>>7609
me need badge.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7612
7614 7615
>>7611
You have a Swastika badge already.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7613
7616
1494546986493_img_2347.jpg
>>7611
"Make this man a badge!" Trump yells at whoever is relevant
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7614
>>7610
e_O I must have misunderstood what you meant by that.
>>7612
This
>>7609
Its not for restraining people, but it will work for that
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7615
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>7612
>war paint
>brand
no badge tho
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7616
7618
>>7613
The message is relayed to the jeweler, it will be ready soon.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7617
7621
So... Is Tracy more dangerous than normal now? Is she infected with a demonic version of the T-Virus?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7618
7621
>>7616
is the map man done with my map yet?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7619
Trumpaladin encounters Tracy, now in a hallway away from the bed, and looks right at her
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7620
7622
>>7611
>being a lackey to someone else
>not focusing on your mission to Hitler
You could've gone for the High Proselytizer class...
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7621
7623
>>7617
You're not sure. Literally, no never.
>>7618
Almost, you have no idea how behind I am his week. I haven't even started on Anne-frank pone
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7622
zimmzamm.jpg
>>7620
i am going to be asking questions relating to both tracy,chill
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7623
>>7621
ok no rush.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7624
If you all want the candid bit, you're not in danger, from outside or from each-other.
Tracy just experienced a metamorphosis, which I would have been happy to <poof> grant, but what kinda GM would I be if I didn't make it hurt, nor involve other characters?
Everyone is fine, no one has been harmed.
Having said, Tracy has a touch of the infernal, lastingly a part of her (Vandereim can concur, as well as Infernius if he was detecting).
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7625
7628
cleaver.png
Away with these godawful horns.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7626
7627 7628
Sad_Twilight_D'aww_S2E3.png
"Tracy?" Trump asks with sadness, wondering in his mind if this Tracy everyone keeps talking about is the Blue One
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7627
>>7626
yeah, tracy you know the blue one.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7628
>>7625
Tracy begins cutting and gouging at the horns that dot the backside of her neck She carves through one, then another (none easily, I'm speeding things up.
As this occurs, this occurs. >>7626

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7629
7630
"WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK,,..." Thez is buzzed in, in a fresh set of bandages. "...WERE YOU THINKING?!" She is hovered to stare eye-to-eye with Tracy. She's entirely unintimidating at the moment, but she's still there, glaring.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7630
7633
>>7629
With a soft and somber tone, Trumpaladin says to Thez "step aside for a moment. I want to see for myself how she has changed." Trump puts his arm out in front of to signal "move over"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7631
7632
1560368__grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_colored_fork_simple background_stabbed_white background.png
[carving stops]
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7632
>>7631
looks at pony. He considers moving his hand towards Vanderiem in case Tracy attacks, but decides against it
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7633
7635
>>7630
Thez acquiesces and floats (buzzzz) aside
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7634
7638
".............."
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7635
>>7633
*watches from doorway*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7636
7638
Trump finds that Tracy, entirely whole and complete (and NOT unappreciative of his closeness Xp) , has a series of miniscule (we're talking 1" to 1/2") horns sticking out of her neck.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7637
7638 7639
>>7574
then just give me your hardest and strongest stuff

So Tracy escaped, now where is she
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7638
>>7634
>>7636
Trump looks into her eyes, breathing more slowly
>>7637
She's with us in the hallway of the detention center
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7639
7640 7642 7648
These horns are not sensitive, and they have the slightest bit of gold topping each of them.
Trump can tell that though her nature has changed, and though it still is at (semi) odds with his, she is LESS unlike him than she was.
>>7637
"Sure" they lob a rod at you cuz they're watching the scene.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7640
7641
>>7639
There's something specific he's looking for before he judges
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7641
7644
>>7640
and that would be?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7642
7645
>>7639
What was her alignment before?[/s}
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7643
7649
"......................................................................................."
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7644
7646
>>7641
If she still says "hello Flashy!" and acts like a cute little pony around him
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7645
>>7642
Tl;dr She was somewhere between Chao-Neut and Neut-Ebil
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7646
>>7644
PSSSST
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7647
1198186__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_alternate hairstyle_animated_looking at you_nightmare fuel_stare.gif
"... G-good afternoon, Flashy..."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7648
7657
>>7639
>barely catches
Dafuq is dis shit?
Howclose am i to tracy?

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7649
7650
>>7643
"Are-Are you okay?" (wants to add name, but cannot remember it)
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7650
7651
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>7649
"..............." Say her name, you bastard!
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7651
7652
>>7650
Trump repeats
"Are you okay?"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7652
7653
>>7651
Her name tracy dummy.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7653
7654
>>7652
My name is "Trumpaladin," thank you very much
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7654
7655
>>7653
nah you dummy. that unicorn would never love you as much as tracy.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7655
7656 7661
>>7654
Somethings's changed
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7656
7658
Instagram-927f7f.png
>>7655
Pic related

+PErH
?
No.7657
7659 7660
[2d20 = 34]
>>7648
I am going to assume I am about 20 feet away.
I use metastaff to go ivisable
1st roll is stealth
2nd roll is for knocking rracy our with a quick blow from my staff
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7658
7661
>>7656
Trump backs away with uncertainty. He looks over to Thez, and tells her "as you were," signalling she may proceed with whatever she intended
+PErH
?
No.7659
[2d20 = 21]
>>7657
1: Knokking Tracy out
2: AYYY NAT20

Kg5Z2
?
No.7660
7662
[2d20 = 25]
>>7657
>Implying I can be flanked at this level
saving roll with improved uncanny dodge
*counter-stabs because reasons*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7661
7665
>>7658
>>7655
what you mean?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7662
7663
>>7660
Bu-but I rolled 20 on stealth while invisable
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7663
7664
>>7662
>level thirteen rogue
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7664
>>7663
We will let GM decide
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7665
7667
>>7661
Something dark has entered her. Changed her. Perhaps overtaken her
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7666
7668 7669
474320__grimdark_questionable_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_comment bait_danger_if you see this image while scrolling_rape_>rape_stab.png
Satanic >rape
"I'm still me!
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7667
7670
>>7665
no she same tracy she was always that way.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7668
>>7666
Right as I was going to fucking post
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7669
>>7666
>Grape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7670
7672 7673
>>7667
Is she?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7671
So is GM dead or....
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7672
>>7670
she bite nose ring. she would do that anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7673
1502759208689.png
*shakes self awake*
*stretches*
>>7670
>*straddles leg*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7674
7675 7676
Trumpaladin pulls out his journal, where he keeps his notes on the happennings in this world. Past the long sections about the new stadium, the Davisian mendicant order, and the new tower, are the sections on the players. the longest section is on Thez, with sratched out titles like "KILL" and "KILL LATER." Inferius's section has notes like "generally well intended, "weird obsession with a stone well," and "not the brightest, while Tourcil's has notes like "Moderate meming abilities" and "desires the acquisition of new knowledge and powers."

But the last section is the shortest, devoted to the "the blue one." It says only "Not sure if player or pack animal," "scary" and finally "Jump scare."
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7675
7677
>>7674
How would trump feel about concentration camp?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7676
7677 7678
>>7674
why is every one calling my memes shit, but not giving me advice?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7677
7679 7681
>>7675
Probably not well They are called "detention centers
>>7676
Just use them more often. The best I think you've used so far was your electro-shock therapy of the rats
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7678
7680 7682
1491203890288.png
>>7676
infernuis draws this on ground and show torq.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7679
>>7677
ok i wont tell you about it in character then.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7680
>>7678
>finds nearest tree to lynch Infernius on for that image
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7681
7683
>>7677
hey trump me think port barry need bigger wall.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7682
7683 7684
>>7678
[gasses internally]

Is GM kill?
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7683
7689
>>7681
*Trump swoons*
>>7682
he hasn't posted on any board since his last post in this thread
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7684
7685
>>7682
i hope not i was having fun.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7685
7686 7687
>>7684
I think we need to sacrifce murder horse to appease him
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7686
7688 7689
>>7685
lets sacrifice yak lees character.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7687
7689
corrupted.png
>>7685
Hoo-man sacrifices are more effective.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7688
7689
>>7686
Considering hes 's been gone forever?
Sure!
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7689
7690
>>7688
>>7687
>>7683
hows everybody feel about this?
>>7686

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7690
7691 7693
>>7689
*sniffs*
If it need be done
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7691
>>7690
>begins ominous chant

Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7692
*preps the bull*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6cDbtL40s
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7693
7694 7697
>>7690
any paticular way we want it done?
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7694
7695
>>7693
Traditionally
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7695
7696
>>7694
With ketchup, well done
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7696
7698
>>7695
>steak pleb
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7697
7698 7699 7700 7701
>>7693
To which God should we sacrifice her?
Also, do you want a public ban message on the last post? Might be something we can do
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7698
>>7696
>insulting the God-emporor
>>7697
?????????
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7699
>>7697
Football. hitler dosent except yak blood.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7700
7702 7704
Sacrificial_dagger_by_danielokeefe.jpg
>>7697
>her
The Yak is going before me.
And who the hell are you?
*unsheathes sacrificial knife*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7701
>>7697
yea on ban message if you can
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7702
7703
>>7700
NO
THE YAK SHALL GO BEFORE THE CREATOR OF THE GAME
THE ONE WHO HAS BROUGHT US HERE,
AND WILL GUIDE US
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7703
7705 7706
>>7702
I meant, before your assholes try to kill me.
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7704
7707 7713
image.jpeg
>>7700
You and I know each other. Many month together now
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7705
>>7703
tracy you friend, we no send you.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7706
>>7703
I was joking bbout that, but whatever

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7707
51kQVWMzr6L._SY300_.jpg
He's a Monk Yak, right? Perhaps we should do it the Tibetan way, and Throw him off of the crystal.
>>7704
realized it moments after posting
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7708
7709 7710
Ah shit. I g2g for now...
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7709
>>7708
>and then 2 where gone
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7710
>>7708
ill be here.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7711
7712
back
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7712
>>7711
Nice 711 get
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7713
7715 7716 7769
GM is busy writing the plan for the awesome game we're going to have tonight, right?
>>7704
>*humps leg*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7714
*charges ki*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7715
7717
4189.jpg
>>7713
We're not *that* close
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7716
>>7713
we'll hope so
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7717
7718
>>7715
>Implying
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7718
7719 7720
>>7717
Implying what?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7719
>>7718
>impling implications
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7720
7721 7722
>>7718
I'm sure you already understand -_<
>[leg humping intensifies]
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7721
>>7720
I suck at typing emoticons...
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7722
7723 7724
>>7720
Trumpaladin, sensing the demonic influence, actually takes notice now of the leg humping. He shakes off the demon-thing
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7723
>>7722
>*grapples with desperation*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7724
7725
>>7722
trump she always hump-leg.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7725
7726 7727
>>7724
Thez told me she smells different. She smells... like a demon. And though a pony may... well, I'm not sure what I let them do, a demon may not touch me
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7726
7728
>>7725
*sticks like glue*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7727
7729
>>7725
she still pony trump.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7728
7731
>>7726
>shity music plays in background

So now how long do we wait?
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7729
7730 7733
03b.jpg
>tfw I can't have Thez just come and determinre how contaminated Tracy is, so I can know if I need to pull Vanderiem out for some physical removal

>>7727
Is she?

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7730
7732
>>7729
yea look at her.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7731
7732 7740
>>7728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7732
7735 7736
>>7730
She has horns
>>7731
yuck!
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7733
7737
>>7729
She's transitioning into a Nightmare.
Imagine any of the corrupted characters from the show.

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7734
7737
maybe he is baking a new bread?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7735
7739
>>7732
>horns
Not anymore.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7736
>>7732
he said "shitty"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7737
7738
>>7733
Corrupted in which episode?
>>7734
He would have said something
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7738
7739
>>7737
Nightmare Moon, Sombra, Amulet Trixie,
Green-Eyed Rarity... etc. Slowly though.



Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7739
7741 7742
>>7735
What matters is that all demons - or demonic elements - are physically removed
>>7738
Now that's more fuckable, but what matters is that infernals cannot be suffered to let live
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7740
>>7731
Thats shitty music but I specifically meant the song "stuck like glues"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7741
7744
>>7739
Nightmares aren't demons.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7742
7743 7744
>>7739
she still our friend trump.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7743
7745
>>7742
The ow is right
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7744
7746 7747
>>7741
Trump will let a nightmare hump him, but infernals are another matter Are nightmares infernals? I'm confused. Only certain types of evil will be allowed near
>>7742
Things have changed. Maybe, maybe not
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7745
>>7743
Bull.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7746
7748
>>7744
ok then she still my friend trump.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7747
7751 7753
>>7744
They're not infernal, althougfh they have fiendish attributes.
In the game lore, they're creatures created from Pegasi, subjected to a ritual that involves cutting-off their wings. I could've had my character spontaneously evolve into a Pegasus (horse evolution) and then cut off her wings, but GM gave me permission.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7748
7749 7750
>>7746
How can a demon be a friend?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7749
>>7748
Idk, but shes mine
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7750
7753
>>7748
*looks at thez*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7751
7752
>>7747
Actually, forget the fiendish attributes. They're just extra-planar.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Nightmare
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7752
7756
>>7751
smoke looks pretty handy.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7753
7754
1492486349179-4.png
>>7747
It's a matter of species. If Tracy is a pony with new special powers that come from Evil magic, then Trumpaladin actually likes her more, because her alignment has shifted to lawful. But demons and certain creatures are per se "must be killed." They are like communists to Trump. Or probably the way inferius sees Jews
>>7750
*hardens his eyes while looking at Inferius*
Mouthes, but does not say aloud, "I am aware"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7754
7755
>>7753
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You didn't read it!
Nightmares aren't demons in the game (although they are in European mythology...)!

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7755
7757
>>7754
Nightmare looks pretty cool actually, but GM said things earlier suggesting something else happened to Tracy that caused her to be partly of the same species as Thez. If GM were here, we could have Fae or Thez do a scan, and clear up any confusion
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7756
7758 7759 7805
>>7752
She didn't drink Thez's AIDS-ridden blood. She drank Soros's blood (infused with the souls of a thousand children). Thez is just Fucking with your minds.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7757
7760
>>7755
RIP in pepperoni gm.
press f to pay respects.
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7758
>>7756
... That lying bitch. I KNEW SHE WASN'T TO BE TRUSTED
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7759
7761
>>7756
tracy it not nice to lie.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7760
>>7757
F
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7761
7762
>>7759
WHERE IS GM! FAE NEEDS TO DO AN AIDS TEST ON TRACY!
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7762
7763
>>7761
She didn't drink Thez's blood!
>Implying Soros isn't secretly hiding a cure for AIDS
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7763
7764 7765
It's really risky, but we can take Tracy to Fae, and do a dice roll to determine of she is a Nightmare or infected with Jew-AIDs
>>7762
What is Soros though?
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7764
>>7763
this.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
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No.7765
7766 7767
>>7763
I wanted the Balor's legendary powers (i.e. Flaming Whip, vorpal blades.. etc)
>do a dice roll to determine of she is a Nightmare or infected with Jew-AIDs
I won't make the same mistake Infernius did!
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7766
7768
>>7765
you get the roll!
Do it Trump!
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7767
>>7765
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7768
7771
>>7766
>THREE INCH PENIS
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7769
7770
>>7713
>In the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game, a balor is one of the most powerful types of tanar'ri demons. Of all the inhabitants of the Abyss, balors are second in power only to the demon lords, klurichirs, and myrmyxicus
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7770
7772 7773
>>7769
>consuming Demon blood makes you a demon
>What is Flesh Graft?
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7771
1505858251193-3.gif
>>7768
>tfw that got retconed
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7772
7774
>>7770
If you have their powers, then maybe
>What is grafting
Grafting is a process by which part of a living entity is placed onto another living entity, and continues life with the same genetic structure and attributes. I.E., part of you is per se George Soros
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7773
>>7770
Also, you might have Jew AIDS
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7774
7775
>>7772
Perhaps, although I'm not sure how GM will digest that homebrew
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7775
7776
>>7774
If he were here, we'd take you to FAE, and she'd determine if you are a nightmare, or if you are now 5-10% George Soros
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7776
>>7775
do it feel my freindship curess you trump, make the roll.
KR4sE
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No.7777
7779 7780
[1d20 = 5]

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7778
GM is alive and well, and he will return to us soon.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7779
>>7777
WHY U ROLL?!
Anonymous
+PErH
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No.7780
7782
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
>>7777
I HATE YOU YOU LIVING PIECE OF SHIT
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
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No.7781
7783 7784
Is GM kill?
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7782
Spoilered
>>7780
>tfw you get your quads stolen.