What if -bear with me- me, the meaning of life is actually masturbation.
I mean look at the facts ho, like we are always wondering what is our mission here and we do a lot of things every day, but the only thing we do that we actually do whitout a real reason and independent from if you are young or old, is Masturbation!
We are always masturbating, it feels good and we have no real excuse for it, we produce a lot of sexual energy when we do that too, and we masturbate to images so we could be giving that energy to certain gods that need it..
It's like, maybe everything we reproduce just to ensure there will be more of us to continue masturbating in the future, maybe everything we build is just to ignore that our goal in this world is as simple as jerking it off a few times a week/day.
Maybe we are like, a battery man, like, a fap-powered battery..
That would explain why some gods are always gifting us with their grace and why some of them are always trying to gain power, piggybacking into another gods (for this example I quote zalgo mlp porn, it's like zalgo is trying to rob epona power).
It's like, we are giving these gods power with our dicks and cunts, we are like the big motor that keeps them going and they know this, that is why things like Trump wining and the immense power "meme magic" has...
We empower them with our dicks