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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.53730
53750
my_new_brides_by_magister39-d8hslb4.png
>>53728

Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.53731
53732
>>53728
*goes to suit merchant*
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53732
53733
>>53731
>suit merchant
"B'yessssssssssssssss?"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53733
53734
>>53732
What race is he?
"Me want uniforms for my men and me. And me need wedding suit."
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53734
53736
>>53733
A fellow with a long curled moustach eyeballs Infernius."
He sets his piece on a waiting table before scootling on his rolling chair into a back area.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53735
53736
*"Byeeeeeeeeeeeeessss."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53736
>>53735
>>53734
"Uh..."
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53737
53738
>>53728
Well, I feel kind of dumb. I fell asleep before you got back. Sorry about that.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.53738
53739
>>53737
*dabs on tracy*
Also hes asleep.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53739
53740
>>53738
What happened to the ID system? Should we name ourselves to keep track now, or stay anon?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.53740
>>53739
I too would prefer a thread with IDs.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.53741
53742
700676__safe_artist-colon-chaosrruruus_nightmare moon_spike_twilight sparkle_blanket_fine art parody_henry fuseli_sleep paralysis_the nightmare.jpg
I love every version of this painting.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.53742
53743 53751
>>53741
It is very nice.

When does the game resume today? Wondering if I can get my work done in time to join.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53743
>>53742
Idk, we'll have to wait for GM. There's no set time, and you can join whenever really. Most of the characters are already in separate locations anyway.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.53744
53746
>>53728
>So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
>tries to think of a 'le petit mort' joke
>fails

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53745
53751
>>53728
*pulls giant ass wagon up the mountain*
*grunts* "We'll be there any minute now, Angels." *huff*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53746
53748
>>53744
I have to admit the image of Torc just blowing his brains out every time he's ready to go on a "date" with his GF is absolutely hilarious.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53747
53751
Also, this thread needs IDs, unless we're should all start namefagging (except for the tripflagfags).
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.53748
53749 53752
>>53746
>"Hey Torc, wanna play the sportsball?"
"Nah sorry, got a date tonight"
*eats lead*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53749
53759
>>53748
Kek
I imagine it'd be sort-of like Astral Projection: Torc bites a bullet, and then his "ghost" flies out to meet Death wherever their spooky extraplanar rendezvous point was, with an identical copy of whatever items he was wearing/carrying (weapons, chocolates, flowers, a suit, ect.); and then they go for a cruise on the Red River Styx and watch the stars fall into the Blood Rift, or something cool like that. His actual body is still totally and completely dead though, although he could easily be revived later (and finds that the bull shit in his pockets again).
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53750
>>53730
I wonder if there are any werebats around here...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53751
53754 53755
>>53742
We won't get into combat right sway, but I'll be around shortly
>>53747
Yeah, Idk what that's about
>>53745
Tracy didn't have to drag a huge wagon into a mountain range, she could have taken the airship,....

Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.53752
1516680997204-1.png
>>53748
>Snek is asking Torcuil to play Football
"I am so proud of her"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53754
53756
She cant keep getting away with this1.png
>>53751
>she could have taken the airship
Last time she tried that, she got grappled without question.
I figured I could have her do that while the other party members when to the gnome city or Sparta or wherever.
I still want her to investigate the rumor of those persons disappearing around the lumber mill too.
*kills 88 happy merchants*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53755
53757
>>53751
Can she get to Daddybird now?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53756
53759
>>53754
Torc Trumpaladin are ion their way to the gnome city, right?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53757
53758
>>53755
While Tracy makes progress toward the location of daddy-bird, it takes longer than she anticipated, since last time she was flying around and such, rather than carrying a heavily laden wagon into a mountain range (its not like there's roads or sidewalks n shit). As she arrives within visual range of the spot, she is fatigued.
wRUJL
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No.53758
53762
[1d20+18 = 32]
>>53757
*gasp* *Wheeze*
"You girls sure have been growing up well..."
Tracy looks up at the spire
Spot check to look for daddybird.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.53759
53760
>>53749
Torc handing love letter's to Tracy's victims for delivery to Death before they die.
>>53756
I have no idea anymore, but Torc would like to go to the Gnome City.

And the dice did favour my idea
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53760
>>53759
Better he go there. Trumpaladin did want to make a business deal last time he was there, if iirc, but it looks like his faggot is taking a break for a while.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53761
*channels divegrass energy*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53762
53764
>>53758
The terrain is rough, and the inclines of the mountains prevent driving the wagon further into the range. Farge feathers dot and lie along the surroundings, gathered into corners and ditches by the wind and weather. Some of the feathers are disturbed, as though large creatures have been through here recently.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53763
*large
wRUJL
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No.53764
53765
[1d20+18 = 34]
>>53762
>cart is no-go
Tracy busies herself with burying the propping the wagon wheel, to prevent the vehicle from rolling back down the mountain, as she wonders what to do next in her poorly-considered plan...
>tfw 9 Wis
Listen check, for good measure.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53765
53767
>>53764
Well that game went nowhere.
All Tracy can hear is the wind whistling through the range
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.53767
53769
>>53765
Can she see the top of the spire, where the nest was?
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.53768
53769
Tracy puts on a grimace, seemingly displeased with something unrelated
"Rigged, it's always rigged...!" she mutters, as she kicks the soil in frustration.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53769
53772
>>53767
No
>>53768
The models looked way better at least
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53770
I mean she can see the spire, but the nest site is obstructed
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53771
53773
A crashing sound can be heard in the distance. Its difficult to determine which direction because of the reverberations from the mountains, but it sounds large. Also, there are no birds around.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.53772
53774
>>53769
Tracy curses to herself as she realizes with comically sudden clarity that this trip to the mountains was even more poorly planned than her last one.
She looks to the fluffy heads of Sam and Bunny sticking out the window, as she ponders what to do.
wRUJL
?
No.53773
53775
[1d20+23 = 30]
>>53771
"Bucking horseapples!" Tracy curses with sudden alarm, realizing she's not in good company.
She looks around, slightly panicked, as she wonders how she could hide a cart so Yuge.
Search check for a hiding spot, because why the hell not.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53774
53776
>>53772
In the distance, a humanoid appears to be flying around in a searching pattern. He's too far to make out well, but he maneuvers about with speed and expertise.
9hwZT
?
No.53775
53777
[1d20 = 16]
>>53773
As quick as she's able, Tracy finds a ditch-like spot and begins piling any/all stray feathers onto the cart, trying to make it look as natural as possible
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.53776
53778
>>53774
Tracy, in slight panic, tries her best to wheel her cart off to the inner-side of the outcrop. She tosses her tarp (the one made from ponimaru's and coppers skins) over the exposed side of it, and tosses her entire bag of Dust of Illusion onto it, attempting to make it appear as a rock.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53777
>>53775
... Or that, whichever seems more feasible.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53778
53779
>>53776
Oh, thats way better. You get a much better bonus to your check that way. Okay, that should be good.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53779
53780
>>53778
Tracy makes sure to put the tarp over the window, in attempt to make her birds fall asleep in the darkness (chicks are like that, but idk).
"Quiet, angels" she whispers, as she carefully closes the curtain.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53780
53781
I'm going to assume that Tracy shuttered the windows; it wouldn't do to have fuzzy bird faces sticking out of a large rock if she's engaged in a fight
>>53779
K yeah
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53781
53782
>>53780
Does Tracy have time to make her own Hide check?
9hwZT
?
No.53782
53783
[1d20 = 11]
>>53781
Roll it
wRUJL
?
No.53783
53784 53785
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>53782
Rollin' to make self scarce.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53784
>>53783
Not the best roll...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53785
53786
>>53783
As Tracy does her best to make herself scarce, the scent of a new creature enters her perimeter of scent sense. Its very high up, and it makes no sound, but its very detectably in the vicinity, except she can't see anything there.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53786
53787 53789
>>53785
>perimeter of scent sense
So like ~60 ft up/away?
From her poorly-rolled but skillfully-found hiding spot, Tracy does her best to observe the creature. She draws and knocks her composite bow with a poisoned arrow as she watches the sky and focuses on the scent of the flying creature.
wRUJL
?
No.53787
53788
[1d20+18 = 20]
>>53786
Wait, 60 ft isn't high up. Nevermind.

Tracy watches carefully, squinting to get a look at the creature, to at least determine its size or movements
Spot check
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53788
>>53787
>another 2
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53789
53791
>>53786
I reiterate, she sees nothing. The air is absent any creatures, but she can clearly smell something is there
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53790
A slight jingle of chain-mail reaches Tracy's ears as the creature flies closer to the "rock", apparently having noticed it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53791
53792
>>53789
Tracy grits her teeth in frustration as she realizes that her chances of being able to advance or even retreat with her birds in tow are next to none, with that flying whateverthefuck on the loose.
"Shit!" Tracy curses under her breath, as she aims her bow towards the sound, realizing her little jig is up.
Is she within ~30 ft of the "rock"?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53792
53793
>>53791
Uh, sure, she hid immediately after concealing it, so she'd be right there.
"You find anything yet?" a low and deep voice calls out from distance.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53793
>>53792
'Oh, great, a search party.' Tracy thinks to herself, realizing that this isn't going to be as simple as sniping some solitary flying beast
She draws her little animated bowgun-arm-thing out of her bag, letting it rest beside her, as she prepares to engage her now plural enemies (sure, they might not be enemies, but >9 Wis)
And for the heck of it, Detect Good
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53794
53795
"No," the creature calls back, resuming visibility. Its a large muscle-bound humanoid with pale blue skin. Its head has small horns atop it, and its eyes are like black pearls. In a sheath slung over its back is a fine great-sword and it is wearing a well-crafted suit of chainmail. It eyeballs the "rock" one last time, squinting at it for a moment, and then flies up and toward his associate. They begin a conversation about the overall goods and resources they have accumulated in this particular "raid". In the distance, a trio of far more primitive looking giant-kin wearing skins and carrying clubs guide a herd of wild cattle, all roped together in a line.
wRUJL
?
No.53795
53796
[1d20+18 = 28]
>>53794
Tracy breaths a sigh of relief as she feels her angels are undiscovered for the time being. She carefully observes the four large creatures from her hiding spot, her ears perking slightly at the mention of a "raid".
Listen check to eavesdrop on conversations, if any.
>Stupid Questions:
It was flying earlier, right? Does they all have wings? Which direction are they herding the cattle? Is there another path, or are they on the same one? Does the surrounding area seem to provide sufficient cover for Tracy to trail the ones on the ground?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53796
53799
>>53795
First off, there are 5 of them. Two of them are fancy, three of them are durpy, and there's about 2.5 dozen dire cows in the mix.
They do not have wings, but they clearly do and are flying with ease and finesse. They are herding the cattle in Tracy's general direction. The surrounding area might provide cover, to be determined as the area Tracy has decided to hide the rock seems to be along the group's continuing path.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53797
The area in question is something of a clearing, in that it is a patch of relatively zero grade, as opposed to the surroundings. The "rock" is situated toward the lower end of the clearing, nestled between two other smaller rocks, and blends nicely with the scenery. The clearing is about 50' wide and has a few evergreen trees and shrubs here and there, with soccer-ball sized boulders dotting the surface of the ground.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53798
As the primitive ones approach, dutifully herding the cows along, they take note of the clearing and begin speaking to the flying ones in a gutteral language. One of the two, the one who hadn't been invisible, responds in the same language.
"Grog ug ug sit the fuck down."
"Groog ug smash quit being a bitch."
"Ug ug No u."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53799
cloak.png
>>53796
>herding the cattle in Tracy's general direction
Noted.
Seeing as how she has no means of moving her birds undetected, Tracy decides to stay put hoping her creatures may move on without noticing her birdies. She lays low, and waits for the troupe to move their beasts past, eyes and ears focused on the two fancy ones, praying her plan goes better than the 4CC games.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53800
53801
The one doing the talking looks more refined than the other two, with more intricate necklaces and skins. It has a pair of leather vambraces and a other bits of armor in addition to its apparel, and its Great-club appears to be an unusually dark tree. I mean its literally the pounded down remains of the root-structure of a tree, and the tree is the shaft.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53801
>>53800
'This guy has some cool taste..' Tracy thinks to herself, as she watches the party draw closer.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53802
53804
"We sit nao! Eat nao!"
The two flying ones look to one another and briefly converse.
"Fine. Slaughter one of the cattle then, we've netted almost double our expected score." They continue to discuss in not-really-clear-but-kinda-interpretable giant-speak. This draws hoots from the other two shabby giants, which briefly startles the cows.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53803
One of them winds the cows around a tree (in a spiral spreading outward from the tree), tying the second to last one to the outer rim of the spiral, and then cuts the last one free from the line and leads it to the middle of the clearing. At the same time the other shabby one digs up some fire-wood from the surrounding area.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53804
53807
>>53802
'Oh great, looks like they're having a picnic nao.' Tracy thinks with a sigh, realizing that she's in this for the long run.
She looks closely and watches to see if the hungry giants are coming any closer, before settling down in the grass observantly, trying to make herself semi-comfortable, to avoid straining her limbs.

She watches.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53805
53806 53808 53809
For the record, I'm designating them as 2 Shiny ones, 2 Shabby ones, and 1 Not-So Shabby. They're all giant-kin, you probably already know what they are, but I'm going to avoid going with specific terms and try and do more of visualizing description rather than saying "They're these guys".

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53806
53807
>>53805
All Tracy sees is five big burly monsters who are almost definitely too big for her to take on by herself. She's taken slight interest in them though, and she's observing from a distance.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53807
53811
>>53804
Picnic time indeed. After a bit, the massive creatures assemble a sizeable pit of firewood, which they set roaring. At the same time, the unfortunate cow has its neck broken, and is subsequently butchered (crudely) on the spot. A few choice bits are eaten immediately by the shiny ones, but the Notso otherwise sets to cooking the food with a fragrant collection of spices.
>>53806
At this point they're all settled within 50 feet of her, the shiny ones having settled on the ground.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.53808
53812 53814
>>53805
If we're being honest I have no fucking idea what they are
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.53809
53810 53812 53813
ED2FEAB1-8E0D-44AF-94D6-FD59ADE0F876.jpeg
>>53805
forgive my shitpost
Not-So Shabby leader standing by. All giants report in.

Shabby-1 standing by...
Shabby-2 standing by...
Shiny-1 standing by...
Shiny-2 standing by...

Unfurl your weapons into attack position.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53810
>>53809
Top kek
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53811
>>53807
What time of day is it btw? I figured some time in the afternoon.
>fragrant collection of spices
*stomach growls*
"Oh shoot, there go the cravings again."
[hushed hungry horse noises]
Tracy continues observing the herding party, trying to fight-down her irrationally ravenous pregnancy cravings, as she pays closer attention to the shiny giants who appear to be in-charge to her.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53812
53817
>>53808
Splendid. The other shiny one has an intricate Great Mace slung over its back. All five of them appear to be warriors more or less, though the shiny ones have obviously magical abilities. They banter back and forth, mostly the pairs talking about w/e and occasionally referencing eachother's conversation while the notso continues impromptu-barbecuing the food.
>>53809
KEK, good shit
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53813
>>53809
kek
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53814
53816
>>53808
It's better that way.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53815
As the preparation continues, the two shiny ones draw lots for meat, and the notso designates his choice. The remainder falls to the shabby ones, who don't seem to agree on how to divy up the remainder.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53816
>>53814
Now I have a strange feeling that you know...

Eh, whatever.
Torc returns to inspecting the airship before take off
wRUJL
?
No.53817
53818
[1d20+21 = 30]
>>53812
Tracy creeps closer, ever so slowly, drawn in by adventurous curiosity and definitely not the smell of delicious barbecue. She circles around the trees, hoping for some cover as she observes the picnickers.
Rolling to move silently.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53818
>>53817
Tracy would've put her bow away by now, since she needs all four hooves to move at her full speed, and she knows ranged combat is a retarded idea.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53819
53820
picnic.png
As the two shabby ones continue to bicker, one ultimately challenges the other one in some manner and they take positions in the clearing.
wRUJL
?
No.53820
53821 53822 53824
[1d20+4 = 5]
>>53819
Sense Motive check, to ballpark-guess what they're about to fight over.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53821
>>53820
Shit.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53822
>>53820
I'm pretty sure you fucked that up
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53823
53824
The grey circles are large rocks, the red circle is the "rock", the blue circles, which have flown to elevation for safety are the shinys, the green is notso, and the beige ones are the shabby ones which pick up boulders and face eachother from a distance.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53824
>>53823
>>53820
Tracy watches dumbfounded, having absolutely no idea what the shabbys are about to do or why.
9hwZT
?
No.53825
[2d20 = 35]
They both puff out their chests at each other, clutch the boulder as tightly as possible, and roar as intimidatingly as possible at one another for a moment, before the Notso waves his hand and they simultaneously throw their boulders at one another.
9hwZT
?
No.53826
53828
[2d20 = 32]
One boulder glances off one while the other takes a solid hit in the gut.
After a moment to sturdy himself, he roars, which is repeated by his opponent and then the other creatures.
The two again pick up boulders.
9hwZT
?
No.53827
[1d100 = 45]
And this time the other shabby one gets hit good
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53828
53830
>>53826
Overtaken by her cravings, Tracy wishes she had popcorn. Having none, she just covers an onion in chocolate syrup (pregnant women always have chocolate) and munches on it, as she watches the two go at it.

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53829
53832 53835 53839
Oooh. Ooooh. Uhm,... he didn't make it. The previously undamaged creature took the boulder right to the face. There is a moment of stunned silence as his oversized frame comes crashing to the ground, along with the boulder, his forehead distorted inwardly.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53830
53939
>>53828
>pregnant women always have chocolate
This game never ceases to make me kek.
Torc heads off to find Infernius or Trump, leaving Snek watching the airship
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53831
53834 53835
The now victorious shabby cheers in triumph, while the shiny ones emit impressed cheers of enthusiasm.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53832
>>53829
>didn't make it
Tracy adjusts her lens to determine if the shabby is in fact dead, with the Deathwatch function.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53833
53837
The game they played was a game of dodgeball/chicken, loser forfeits or falls.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53834
>>53831
Tracy raises an eyebrow from her hiding spot, impressed.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53835
>>53831
>>53829
Fucking brutal
9hwZT
?
No.53836
[3d6+9 = 14]

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53837
>>53833
Hardcore.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53838
53842
Well, he's at -3, and no one is tending to his braining, so yeah, he's kill
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53839
53840 53841
346F7212-D80D-4F5C-A073-F3AF7131DD61.gif
>>53829
RIP previously undamaged Shabby... you will be missed.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53840
53846
>>53839
You're gonna fit right in
F for shabby
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53841
53846
>>53839
Poor shabby's wife and children, and their company safety record
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53842
>>53838
Tracy watches for a moment, looking to see how the rest of the party acts.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53843
53845
00 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE GOT BRAINDED
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53844
dammit
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53845
>>53843
RIP
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53846
53847
>>53840
F
>>53841
And I’m assuming giants don’t have the best life insurance plans either. So sad...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53847
53849
>>53846
They really don't! They've got these stupid people negotiating for their workforce and they're just not good, quality jobs. Sad!
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53848
*munches chocolate onion*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53849
>>53847
All the good jobs are being taken by foreigners, like the damn cave trolls.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53850
GM was secretly hoping one of them rolled a 1 and accidentally hit the "rock"
So in conclusion of the duel, the monstrocities carry on eating the cow. There's only four of them now, but that doesn't seem to bother them. At the end of eating, they realize they don't have the means to retain the body, so they leave it where it lays and eventually start untying the cows to continue along.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53851
53853
Has it been, what, four rounds since the duel?
Tracy walks up to shabby, who should be at -7-8 HP, and duct-tapes his limbs together before casting Cure Moderate Wounds.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53852
As the sounds of the Ogres (they were Ogres by the way) grow increasingly distant, the clearing quiets leaving Tracy to mill about undisturbed.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53853
53855
>>53851
It would have taken a good half an hour to eat, so he would have bled out. Don't worry, there's always the entertron.
I did speed up activity there for a moment cuz it seemed like Tracy was going to quietly observe as long as the Birds weren't detected
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53854
... and also cuz now I want food
wRUJL
?
No.53855
53856
[1d20 = 4]
>>53853
Aww, too late it seems. I thought she would've had a chance to question him after paralyzing him with a death attack while he was helpless.
Tracy dumps Shabby's corpse into her bag, like the body-snatcher she is, and finally wises-up enough to figure out that she's never going to get this wagon up the mountain.
For the sake of it, Tracy make a Track check to determine which direction the giants were headed (can't remember how many ranks, so just rollin')
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53856
53857
>>53855
Meh, not really, not without risking exposing herself
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53857
53858
>>53856
Tracy takes one last look at the top of the mountain, before turning take the tarp off of her wagon.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53858
53859
>>53857
She appears somewhat disappointed, slightly torn in feeling the need to turn back to keep her birds safe from further danger, despite her efforts to get them this far.
>tfw 9 Wis
*sighs*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53859
53861
>>53858
For what its worth, the daddy bird would have moved on, and the feathers strewn about are remnants.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53860
53861
But since you wanted to go wandering in the mountains with a precious wagon, and you did play it well and low-key, you do get an ogre corpse out of it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53861
53863
>>53859
*gathers feathers because why the fuck not*
Tracy, hooking herself back to the wagon, decides to head home
"Sorry, girls. Looks like we'll have to call it quits for the day." Tracy says apologetically.
Tracy gives her birds a chance to hop about in the clearing for a little while to let them stretch out their wings and get some fresh air after being cooped up for so long
*two gigantic balls of fluff comically pop out of the wagon, seemingly too small for them*
>>53860
Oh, I'm not disappointed. It was a >9 Wis idea in the first place: I expected catastrophe since before the encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53862
I don't need to play-out the trip back to the tower, do I?
Tracy would've headed back after letting her birds hop around in the meadow a bit, and brought them home with floral wreaths, before feeding them putting them to bed in their room.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53863
53865
>>53861
<foooof><fooooof
>>>53862
No, though I rather enjoy the image of them frolicking in the clearing, much as they might have if Thez hadn't wanted to make thanksgiving dinner
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53864
53867 53875
Now then, new guy. What you have seen is the general format. I will endeavor to be as arbitrary as possible in responding to character input or declared actions. Most of the time I won't warn the player that what they are about to do is ill advised, because any mess that can get gotten into can get gotten out of. How difficult it is to get out of depends on the player's choices, which may deliberately be less intuitive than they might appear.
So whenever Styx is ready to do so, he will find himself waking up in a clean and empty glassy room. He is lying on a bed of sorts, and at the foot of the bed is a chest. The room is otherwise unfurnished, and it has a futuristic, sterile atmosphere to it. There is a single door, also made of the glassy substance.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53865
>>53863
Tracy smiles warmly as she watches her birdies chase each hop around the clearing in excitement and childish fascination, chasing eachother and turning other rocks, and enjoying the fresh mountain mountain air until they tucker themselves out.
"Today wasn't so bad.." she says calmly, as she herds the gigantic balls of fluff into their giant box, and trots on home to the tower.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53867
53868 53869 53878
>>53864
sorry for the delay
Drowsily wakes up
Glances around the room
doesn’t my character have recollection of this place?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53868
>>53867
or is it like a prison?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53869
53870
>>53867
No worries, I was gonna leave it open ended
Styx has no recollection of this building, but it doesn't seem like a prison, the high-quality bedroll in particular seeming to suggest relative safety
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53870
53871
>>53869
Still a bit worried from waking up in a strange place, he gets up and looks around the room. He takes notice of the chest and attempts to open it, wondering if any of his belongings are inside.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53871
53872
>>53870
Well, he's generally wearing anything he would be, and anything that can't be immediately carried when lying in a bed is in the chest. This includes any weapons he may have had, etc.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53872
53873
>>53871
I assume that I start with a weapon?
He gathers his belongings.
“How do I have no memory of this place? I know I’m a little absent minded from time to time, but winding up in a strange room? I hope I’m not trespassing!”

He heads to the door.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53873
53874
>>53872
I should explain. The character that you are playing - Styx - isn't just a run of the mill character. I'm not sure exactly what his last memories are, but he has lived and fought and bled many times before this moment. He would have with him the precise array of possessions and equipment that he could expect to have, being a successful adventurer.

But no, he's got nothing on the building or how he got there. Is he opening the door?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53874
53876
>>53873
Stix cautiously opens the door, half expecting some kind of monster to rush out at him.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53875
53880
>>53864
Ahh memories
9hwZT
?
No.53876
53882
[1d20 = 5]
>>53874
Not a monster, no.
The dice script works in the e-mail field. The result you're seeing is "dice 1d20", which is also Styx' saving throw.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53877
53882
... which unfortunately a 5 is not sufficient to avoid the experience of the room suddenly and inexplicably bursting into magical flame, lightly charring Styx, but otherwise not harming him or his belongings. The door is now open to a hallway.
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.53878
53879 53883
>>53867
Seems like Lenos has been back at it
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53879
53883
>>53878
Resetting his traps is Lenos' only prescribed idle behavior
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53880
>>53875
>check back to the first posts
>we've been doing this shit for six months now
Huh
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53881
Oekaki.png
Hallway
0d6AS
?
No.53882
53884
>>53876
got it
>>53877
Startled by this, Stix whips out his dagger. With the blade in his mouth, he mutters:
“Ok... so, I wasn’t supposed to do that...”

He progresses stealthily down the hall.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53883
>>53879
>>53878
Kek
For Tracy, it's managing her edges, and she would be in the armory working on weapons after she put her birds to bed.
0d6AS
?
No.53884
53886
>>53882
And I didn’t do that right... oops
0d6AS
?
No.53885
53887
[1d20 = 17]
Let’s see if this works...

I feel ashamed that I can’t figure out basic commands
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53886
53890
>>53884
As he enters the hallway, he notices a sign that has been charred countless times that reads "Please don't firetrap the rooms". There is a door on either end that is open, otherwise the side he came from has doors all along the wall.
tFvLF
?
No.53887
[20d1 = 20]
>>53885
Hey at least you haven't done this before
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53888
53889 53890
Praise Epona
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53889
>>53888
Checked.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53890
53891
>>53888
Amen
>>53886
He peaks inside the open door on the right side.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53891
53892
>>53890
It opens to a larger hallway, with more ambient lighting. The door is situated at a corner, around which turns a hallway based on an equalateral triangle formation (the hallway is a perimeter, around the base of a pyramid,... sorta.)
0d6AS
?
No.53892
53893 53894
[1d20 = 5]
>>53891
Continues down this hall, slightly more relaxed.

He observes the layout as he walks to see if he can picture where in the world he is. this would be some sort of check, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53893
>>53892
Unless your looking for something that may be hidden, you usually don't need to roll to observe your surroundings.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53894
53899
1FA.png
>>53892
You're coming up on some double doors on the left, and a staircase just beyond.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53895
53896 53897 53927 53939
Torc continues to wander while looking for Trump or Infernius and ends up in the tower
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53896
53898
>>53895
I thought he was going to the gnomish city?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53897
53898
>>53895
He's on the airship right? Thez and Infernius are curled up on a couch (a loveseat? Xp).
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53898
>>53896
Well first he has to drag the others on.
>>53897
On the airship or no?
0d6AS
?
No.53899
53900
Spoilered
[1d20 = 18]
>>53894
As much as climbing a staircase would be the logical way out, Stix is curious by nature and decides to push his luck and attempt to open the double doors, praying that they don’t shoot more fire this time.

I have a bad feeling about this place, pic related
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53900
53903 53908
ponimaru.jpg
>>53899
No, that was just for the general quarters.
Upon entering the stables (the double doors) Styx finds a well-stocked and aesthetically designed stables, including a gray-ish colt with wrappings all over his face.
Additionally there may be 2 birds, each the size of UPS trucks
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53901
53903 53911
For visualization, are we going with Styx the youtuber, or are we just using the name Styx?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53902
From distant in the Tower, Tracy hears the faint sound of what just might be someone setting off a firetrap
0d6AS
?
No.53903
53904 53909
[1d20 = 20]
>>53901
There is a youtuber named Styx? I didn’t consider that... I was just thinking the name would fit.

>>53900
Does the colt appear hostile, having weapons or something?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53904
53905 53906 53909
>>53903
Damn it, I didn’t want to roll!
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53905
>>53904
Sorry, still working out the kinks in my approach to this game.
wRUJL
?
No.53906
53907
98265e6e-d3ee-4cdb-90d5-2d956c25690a.jpg
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling to Move Silently
>>53904
20's are always good. Know that.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53907
>>53906
I know, but not when you don’t have anything to do. I simply asked if there were weapons at play. My kind of luck that I roll one where it can’t be used.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53908
53910
>>53900
Tracy moved her birds to their own room after she decided to get rid of Troll.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53909
53911
>>53903
>>53904
You never need to apologize for rolling a 20
As for Styx(HexenHammer or some shit), yes; hes a gaunt-AF fag who people seem to like for some reason. No worries if no relation.

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53910
53913
>>53908
Ah, k. No birds, just the colt that appears very surprised and furtively wary.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53911
53912
>>53901
>>53909
He was named Stix because he has a bundle of Sticks (a faggot) as his cutie mark: it was supposed to illustrate his resourcefulness and toughness.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53912
>>53911
Oh, that makes sense. He might get on well with Norfilly, if ever.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53913
53914
>>53910
I signal to the colt.
“Hey there, I’m a bit lost here. You know your way around this place?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53914
53917 53919
>>53913
"... Yes. Do not be alarmed," he says throwing a small object back out into the hallway, which explodes after a moment.

Tracy hears an explosion.
In spite of the explosion, he holds his hooves out non-offensively. "You are,... dead!" he struggles with the correct words and emphasis.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53915
53917
"But here is not so dead, and so here you are," he continues, ineffectively.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53916
53919 53920
Does Torc hear the explosion?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53917
53918 53920
>>53914
>>53915
Stix rushes inside, but tries to remain calm and talk to the colt.
“O...k... so, what was that bottle for then?”
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53918
>>53917
Autocorrect turned my misspelling of bomb to bottle... man my luck just keep improving. Oh well...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53919
53927
>>53916
That's just one of Ponimaru's circus tricks. Not powerful enough to hear from the airship.
>>53914
Tracy is still sneaking towards there, but she'll be there soon. She listens through the wall of the stables.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53920
53921 53924 53927
>>53917
"Thats cuz there is usually a player around to do the introductions and explanation. I'm,... just an NPC. I don't know if I'm qualified."
>>53916
No, the airship is suitably away from the tower that he heard nothing.
wRUJL
?
No.53921
53925
[1d20+21 = 30]
>>53920
Rollin' to keep Sneakin'
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53922
53923
Oy vey i slept for like 17 hours.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53923
53928
>>53922
No shit you did, but shush, new player
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53924
53926
>>53920
“Explain? You have me a little lost here. Calm down and let’s start from the beginning. What’s your name?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53925
53929
>>53921
As Tracy continues toward the source of the fire-trap, and then the explosion, she can hear conversation emanating from the stables
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53926
53931
>>53924
"I am,... not known to have a name, so I have taken to be called Ponimaru. I came here from another world, much as I assume you did."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53927
53929
>>53920
>>53919
But
>>53895

Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53928
53932
>>53923
*checks for suit merchant*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53929
53930
>>53927
Infernius is on the airship with him.
>>53925
Tracy peeks around furtively to evesdrop on the newcomer and ponimaru.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53930
>>53929
I was in the suit shoppe
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53931
>>53926
“Neat. I can’t recall another world at the moment, but I guess I will take your word for it. It’s better than what I can think up for why I’m here. Now, Ponimaru, what was the bomb for?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53932
53935 53938
>>53928
Oh yes, I forgot about that. Thez is sleeping on the airship, Infernius was inquiring with the french tailor.
"B'yeeeessss?"

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53933
tfw the ride starts.jpg
>is lurking
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53934
53936
So, would Torc hear it since he's at the tower?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53935
53937
>>53932
"You okay m8? Did you forget what me asked for?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53936
53939
>>53934
Oh now he's at the tower? I thought he was prepping for takeoff on the airship.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53937
53950
>>53935
"NO!" he waves his hand and presents 5 mannequins with varying designs of fashy uniform. "B'yessss?"
wRUJL
?
No.53938
53943 53947
[1d20 = 11]
>>53932
Tracy creeps up behind Ponimaru while he's talking and smacks him on the plot painfully (unarmed strike + Death Attack->Paralysis).
"Hey, little weeb, how have you been these days?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53939
53940
>>53830
>>53895
>>53936

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53940
53942
>>53939
He's not going to the gnome city? Pretty sure Infernius would've said he was going suit-shopping when he left.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53941
53942
transparent_flash.png
A wild (err... domesticated) Trumpaladin appears. Somewhere
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53942
53944
>>53940
Not yet
>>53941
Hey brad
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53943
53945
>>53938
Jumps a little at your arrival
“Oh... hello.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53944
53946 53949
aryanne_shaded_wallpaper_by_planetarypenguin-d7sxbq6 (2).jpg
>>53942
Hello

"Hello"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53945
53949
>>53943
"Oh, hi." Tracy says, giggling at the (non-lethally) injured ninja-horse
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53946
53948
>>53944
Wasn't he also on the airship?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53947
53949 53951
>>53938
Attack is deflected
"You. I'm not as soft as last time, if thats your question," he replies, taking a defensive stance.
"Watch out for this one. She won't harm you, but she might kill you," Ponimaru remarks to Styx.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53948
Eh.png
>>53946
Maybe?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53949
53951
>>53944
Welcome back
>>53947
“I like you already Ponimaru. You got your quirk.”
>>53945
“A harmless death? Impressive. I assume you two own the place?”

Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53950
>>53937
"Me like them. Me like them alot. Thank you frenchmen"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53951
53953 53954
>>53947
Shoot, that's surprising.
Tracy gives a nonchalant huff and rolls her eyes.
She turns to the blue stallion
>>53949
"The name's Tracy." she says, leaning against the stable walls as she picks her teeth with a dagger
>you two own the place
"Nah, I don't own this place. I just live here. You came from one of the rooms down that hallway, I'll guess?"
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53952
Trumpaladin, not yet having arranged everything with Torcuil (evidently), decides to look for where the hell his alleged-waifu is

Detect evil
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53953
53955 53958
>>53951
“Nice to meet you Tracy. Yes, I came from one of those. I have no idea how I got there, but I woke up, got blasted by some fire, and stumbled across this fellow.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53954
53955 53958
>>53951
Ponimaru breathes a sigh of relief that he won't have to defend his life to the death,... again, and steps back to allow distance, but visibly relaxes

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53955
53956 53958
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>53953
The pale blue, silver-maned mare puts her dagger into her cloak pocket and rests on all four hooves.
"If you're here, that probably means you've died... or something.." Tracy says, not looking entirely sure herself "I woke up in one of those rooms myself just a few months ago. I've been here ever since."
>>53954
Tracy cocks her head towards the ninjahorse threateningly as to startle him, then turns around smirking.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53956
53964
>>53955
“So, if we died... if this an afterlife of reward or punishment? Just want to know what we are dealing with here.”
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53957
53959 53960
Torc begins wandering the tower yelling "INFERNIUS, ARE YOU COMING TO GNOME TOWN?"
Hopefully stumbling upon Tracy and Styx
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53958
53961 53963
1517208792896.png
>>53954
I guess Trumpaladin eventually follows the scent of Evil to the stable. After making coffee

>>53955
>>53953
>>53954
From the entryway of the stable enters a tall man with strawberry blonde hair. He wears what appears to be glimmering half-playte armor over-top a business suit. His demeanor suggests a sort of indifference, like he has stumbled upon the situation. He calls out as if calling for a child to come along on a car trip

"Tracy?"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53959
53962
>>53957
Im Not in the tower.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53960
53962
>>53957
Which would naturally have been heard by Tracy adnd Styx. Not Infernius though.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53961
53963 53968
>>53958
He's carrying a cup of coffee too
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53962
>>53959
No shit, but Torc doesn't know that.
>>53960
Exactly.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53963
53965
>>53958
"There he is,...."
>>53961
"its Trumpaladin,...."
(to the tune of the Mrs. America theme)
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53964
53966 53967
>>53956
"Well it's definitely not a reward" The pale horse says with an almost sardonic tone "But I can't say it's a punishment either."
"Bottom line is, you, me, and a few other guys have been 'placed' here, by some weird beings beyond our comprehension. They're called "faggots", and to them, our lives are merely a means of killing time, and we'll be put through countless trials and tribulations for the sake of their entertainment. The only way to find peace is to please them, and so I hope you're in for an adventure, because things can get pretty messy on weekends." she says, seemingly indifferent to the horrific circumstance of her existence
"Try not to think about it too hard."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53965
53966
>>53963
*Music plays as he does so*
Yes, he's changed the sound system

"Hello weeaboo horse. What are you doing with my waifu?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53966
53969
>>53964
“I...”
is cut off
>>53965
Turns to him
“Oh, sorry. I just got here. I’m just trying to understand what’s happening around here.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53967
54184
bones.jpg
>>53964
>doots in agreement
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53968
53971
>>53961
"Good afternoon, Flashy."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53969
53973
>>53966
"Who are you? How many stallions has she been around since I last saw her?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53970
53971 53972 53974
Suddenly, Torc finds his way into the room preferably falling from the ceiling
"Hey guys, have you seen Infernius?"
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53971
53974 53975
>>53968
"Who is he?"

>>53970
"Well there you are. We need to leave for Sparintenar. No, I don't know where he is"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53972
53975 53976
>>53970
Somehow in fact, he does fall into the room through the ceiling, his tartan ancap robes flailing as he makes his etrance
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53973
53975 53976 53978
>>53969
“I’m Stix...”
Getting a little overwhelmed by all of the commotion going on.
“I think I better ask if there are any more coming in here, I may just introduce myself to all of you at once.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53974
53976
>>53971
>who is he
"Fresh meat. Appeared right out of the residence hall."
>>53970
*steps around mage*
"I think he was going suit-shopping last I heard. Try looking around town."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53975
53976 53977
>>53971
"Sparint- NO, we're going to see the gnomes."
>>53972
I'm gonna say passwall
>>53973
Torc picks himself up and brushes off
"Nice to meet you Stix"
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53976
53980
>>53972
"Gah! Wear some more damned clothing Torcuil"

>>53973
"Uh huh, and I'm her... Ah, nevermind."

>>53975
"Why would we want to see the gnomes? How are they going to help us?"

>>53974
Trumpaladin does not respond immediately
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53977
53980
>>53975
More than a little confused at talk about faggots, adventure, and gnomes
“Nice to meet you as well”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53978
53979 53984
>>53973
"There's still two more, but this will do, go ahead," Ponimaru whispers.
Please note as you (the faggot) introduce Styx (the character) to the other characters, that Styx was a badass. We're going to spend the next couple months at least figuring out how and why he was a badass. Also, he has a relative memory of his past live(s?) and being a badass, which can be interwoven at length into his disposition/strategy.
For example, Infernius has the collective past lives of the German soldiers post ww2. Feel free to get creative.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53979
>>53978
Or don't. Amnesia is also an option.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53980
53981 53982
>>53976
"Technology, plus I want my ship checked."
I mean, he would be wearing a kilt if he did
>>53977
Torc leans over and whispers in Trump's ear "Who the fuck is this guy?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53981
>>53980
*wouldn't
fucking typos
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53982
53983 53990
>>53980
"What we need is men and allies. And I know where they have men with freaking anti-tank weapons. And that ship works, so no need...

I'm not sure. Hopefully not Tracy's boyfriend"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53983
53990
>>53982
"Yes it works, but fucking how? What are we gonna do if it breaks down?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53984
53985 53988 53991 53994
>>53978
“Ok.. I’m Stix, as you heard. I can’t remember a whole lot for some reason. Last I remember, I was scouting for an archeologist client... I know I was considered a quite talented ranger, so they hired me to clear out the area from creatures, run of the mill stuff. I guess it didn’t go well for me to end up here.”
Desperately tries to remember more
“So, while I try to collect my thoughts, may I hear about you all?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53985
53998
>>53984
"Oh, you must have woken up down the hall. Nice to meet you. I'm guessing the Blue One gave you the quick run down.

I am Trumpaladin - paladin of Trump. I am here to spread the word of Football, liberate this world from tyranny and evil, and to make Port Barry - or Elway permitting, the world - Great Again. In another life I was a law enforcement officer and then briefly a politician, hoping to hold back the tides that threatened to drown civilization"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53986
53987
*goes to cosplay shoppe to buy thez a school girl outfit*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53987
53989
>>53986
Yes, fine, they've built costumes for her before, they know her measurements.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53988
53994 53998
>>53984
"Oh I can give a quick run down.
I'm Torcuil, I got gud with meme-magic after living in a cave for years.
This one *points to Trump* is Trumpaladin, local horsefucker and the guy who likes to assume he's in charge. Likes sportsball.
The blue one is Tracy, she's nice...
usually muh haggis
Not here is the local minotaur. Large red fellow, called Infernuis. Apparently he has powers from some god, though I've never really seen him use them..."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53989
53992
>>53987
*and then i bring my men their uniforms*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53990
>>53982
>>53983
"Just drop Flashy off at Sparta before you go off to see the gnomes. It's just a couple hours detour by air."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.53991
53998
>>53984
"Do you hunt?" Tracy asks
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53992
53995
>>53989
But you didn't decide on which one! One was navy blue with brass buttons, one was gunmetal with black buttons,....
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53993
53997
Torc can also give himself on demand brain aneurysms
Like so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.53994
53996 54005
>>53988
Trumpaladin corrects a couple points
">good"
">assume"
">nice"

>>53984

Trumpaladin adds that the Minotaur "He's a literal nazi"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.53995
>>53992
Gunmetal with the black is the one i choose.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53996
54000
>>53994
"You know, I would probably like you better as a toad."
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.53997
>>53993
delet
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.53998
53999 54000 54003
>>53985
“Very exciting. Is there much evil in this world to liberate us from?”
>>53988
“Meme magic? I want to here more on this as time permits. Sounds impressive.”
>>53991
“Yes. I love to hunt magical creatures especially. Timberwolves and the like can be a real burden to me and my clients. Best actively fix the problem before it starts.”


Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.53999
>>53998
"Sure, I can give you quick example if you want sometime"

PRAISE EPONA AGAIN
/A8XB
?
No.54000
54001 54002 54005
Crusader.jpg
>>53996
"A frog is your god right? I guess that's a complement"

>>53998
"It's absolutely overrunning with it. And when you think you've killed it, you find out is has access to the same basic ressurection spells you do.... Do you like crusading, per chance?" Trumpaladin's eyes widen enthusiastically when this is said
\r
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54001
>>54000
"Toads aren't frogs, dumbass"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54002
54004
>>54000
>same spells
Thez rolls olver, elsewhere, still clutching the Infernius plushie. "Kefka,..." she mutters
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54003
54005
>>53998
"Timber wolves, eh?" Tracy implores, seemingly interested
"Those things don't go down easily: You must be pretty decent if you hunt those for a living."
"How do you prefer to fight?" she asks, flashing a dagger
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54004
>>54002
I go and get the suits thank Frenchy then bring them to my men.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54005
54007 54008
>>53994
“A nazi? Sounds cool. Can’t wait to meet him.”
Has no idea what one is
>>54000
“I do seem to remember liking that. Fighting for that which is holy and righteous, the good stuff.”
>>54003
“I personally like daggers as well”
Shows her his dagger
“I also build traps, why do all the fighting yourself when nature and machines can help you out?”

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54006
54007 54008
"Too bad Snek isn't here right now..."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54007
54009
full (1).gif
>>54005
*Eyes widen immensely*
"M-me too!"

Trumpaladin takes out his talking magicaly sword and holds him up in the air in a heroic pose

>>54006
"Where is she?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54008
54009
>>54005
"I know my way around traps, although I find a certain gratification on landing the finishing shot myself." Tracy says twirling her dagger
"It does help when you're enemy can't move though."
>>54006
That'd be the last of your worries if you let the >2 Int, arm-less animal drive the airship alone
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54009
>>54007
"She? Oh, that. It wore off. He's watching the airship currently."
>>54008
>14 int
You messed that up
9hwZT
?
No.54010
54011
[1d3 = 2]
[1d100 = 95]

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54011
54012
>>54010
I DON'T LIKE THIS
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54012
>>54011
Same
9hwZT
?
No.54013
54014 54018
[4d8 = 22]
[1d4 = 4]
[1d10 = 7]
Damn. Tracy, ur Ogre was a snake in the grass
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54014
>>54013
?????
9hwZT
?
No.54015
54016
[2d3 = 4]
[2d10 = 8]

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54016
>>54015
My confusion overwhelms me
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54017
114.jpg
Trumpaladin has no idea what's going on, but he is ready "Come at me mother fucker!" Woo hoo!"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54018
54020 54027
>>54013
*ears perk*
"Sounds like one of the faggots got bored; the 'session' is in full effect. Get ready for one hell of a ride."
*draws sword*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54019
54022 54023 54028 54263
Tracy gets:
2200 silver
400 gold
70 platinum
8000 copper
2 gems
2 art
1 item (??)
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54020
54024
>>54018
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TRACY!"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54021
Torc considers a moment, then grabs his Staff of Power, his gun, and activates the cuff of blinking or whatever it was
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54022
>>54019
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54023
>>54019
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54024
54025
>>54020
That would be on the corpse of the ogre she happened to witness the owning of and take possession of the corpse which was surprisingly loaded
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54025
54026
>>54024
Loaded is an understatement.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54026
>>54025
Ninja-sneak baller perhaps?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54027
54028 54035
>>54018
“I’m deeply confused. What faggot?”
Scans the room for intruders
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54028
54029 54033
>>54019
#winning
Body-snatching ftw!
>>54027
"Never mind." Tracy says, embarrassed at her ill-considered fourth-wall break.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54029
54030
>>54028
It's only 700 gp equivalent, and you could have gotten all of it by just looting the corpse rather than taking the corpse itself
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54030
54031
>>54029
I didn't intend to loot it. Just took it because reasons.
The point being is that she made a considerable plunder without actually having to stab anything. She lucked-out.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54031
1513040531559.png
>>54030
Eh, that's true
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54032
54034
“Well, back on topic a bit, what is this place? Just a hotel for the dead? Is there any other purpose for this building?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54033
>>54028
lol its not meta its "breaking the 4th wall"!
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54034
54041
>>54032
"Why this is Trump Tower of course. The center of operations for the present party. It has been the center of operations for previous parties as well. It was here when I got here"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54035
54041 54043
>>54027
>hotel for the dead
"You could call it that. Anyone who wakes up in that hallway can enter and leave this place freely. It's got quite a few facilities, especially for crafting." Tracy says, inspecting a double-ended swortsword.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54036
54037 54038 54041
Torc looks to be having a one sided conversation, except no one can here anything.
A minute or so later, Mr. Snek appears
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54037
54039
>>54036
>Torcuil is talking to himself for a few minutes
Knowing Torcuil, they would think nothing of it
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54038
54039
>>54036
*lamia pone*
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54039
54040
>>54038
Nooooooooooooo, that wore off
>>54037
Fair enough of a point
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54040
54042
>>54039
>blue snek pone
wud fug
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54041
54045 54048 54053
>>54034
“I like the name. Has a great ring to it.”
>>54035
Looks at the blade
“You got to teach me about crafting then sometime. I think I could cook up something useful if I just had the know-how”
>>54036
Hardly surprised at someone appearing after all the strange happenings going on
“And who is this?”

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54042
54044
>>54040
Mr. Snek is not for sexual
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54043
54046
>>54035
"A few loosely-organised hooligans crash here for the most part until something big and scary comes to attack them.
You can find work in the Port outside, and the surrounding forests and mountains are rich with game of every size category.
All-in-all, it's pretty comfy, except when it's not."
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54044
54045
>>54042
Snek-pone shall not be infringed
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54045
54047
>>54041
"Ah, this is Mr. Snek"
>blep
"He's my... familiar I believe the term is... anyway, he's a big-ass snake."
And he's wearing a top hat
>>54044
Talk shit, get bit
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54046
>>54043
*stares*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54047
54049 54050
>>54045
“I see. And is he sentient like us?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54048
54051 54052
>>54041
Tracy smiles, showing off her ominously sharp teeth, at the mention of this.
"Oh this one?" she says, balancing the sword on one hoof with precarious dexterity
"It's a beast-bane sword. I made it for a creature I was tracking, in case he needed a little bit of 'convincing' in the custody dispute. Great weapon for a mare like me, who prefers fighting with multiple weapons."
She then lets out a sigh, dropping the sword and letting it sink into the stable's bedding
"However, it seems like that creature isn't in the area anymore, so it'll just g back on the pile of other never-used weapons. You can have it if you want." She says, a grimace of disappointment crossing her face as she recalls her endeavor that previous morning.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54049
54052
>>54047
"Yeah, he's sentient. He can't talk, but he can do this"
Torc places his hand on Snek, and after some hissing on both sides Snek transforms into a staff in a flash of light.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54050
54052 54053 54054
>>54047
"Sort of." Tracy says, with a snicker
"He's mostly there to protect the wizards ass, because the scott is uber-squishy when it comes to physical combat."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54051
>>54048
*mention of the knives
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54052
54053 54054 54056 54058
>>54048
“Isn’t in the area? Well, if you ever need to track down something, I’m more than happy to help.”
>>54049
>>54050
“Very neat. Does this come from that meme magic?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54053
54061
>>54041
"You said you did security work for archaeological teams? How comfortable are you in cities?"

>>54050
"He has only half the magician's hit points. Protecting the Wizard is Infernius's and my job"

>>54052
"I don't think you want to track what she is talking about..."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54054
54059 54061
>>54050
"Well, he's wiser than you"
>>54052
"To be honest, IDK. My meme magic has become more... stabilized recently. Tho I did whip a demi?god's bitch ass with a single spell."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54056
54057
>>54052
>meme magick
"No, it comes from-"
*leans in close and whispers in the secret language of horse*
"virtual divegrass."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54057
>>54056
*stares*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54058
>>54052
"I know a thing or two about tracking, although I don't have very much experience."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54059
54060 54062
>>54054
"Well, that 'demi-god' is around if you want to demonstrate for him"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54060
>>54059
Wat?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54061
54062 54063
>>54053
“I’ll be honest. I hate traveling to cities. It is very crowded. I might much more at home in the wild. However, no one said life would be a walk in the park. I do what has to be done. Did you have a plan for me to go there?”
>>54054
dubs, meme magic confirmed there are gods in this land to fight?

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54062
54063
>>54059
"Huh?"
>>54061
"Yeah, he violated my NAP so I used my recreational McNuclear warheads on him"
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54063
54066 54070
>>54061
"Well, most of the months I have been here have centered in the town just down the road. And most of the rest of that time has centered in a few other cities nearby on this continent. In fact, the dress wearing guy and myself were going to go to two distant cities...

But... do you like to hunt" Trumpaladin places extra emphasis on the next word "dragons?"

>>54062
"You know Kefka is alive. And you know the next time we see him, he'll be taking things more seriously"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54064
54065 54070
Tracy grows seemingly impatient with standing in the stables for all this time with several people.
"I heard around town last week a rumor of persons disappearing around the lumber mill in the forest, so I thought I might investigate to make sure there isn't anything poaching Slovenia's slav- I mean well-treated employees. I'm heading out to the forest."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54065
>>54064
"No words to me? Well, go on then"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54066
54067 54068
>>54063
"HE'S ALIVE?"
Torc reeeees on the inside
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54067
54069 54070
>>54066
"Yes. We heard him. An experienced cleric could have brought him back, and maybe they have the same resurrection technology we do. But he's back"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54068
54073 54149
>>54066
Yes. The party missed the drawn out cinema cuz GM was mad, but Kefka being alive was deliberately revealed
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54069
>>54067
Torc is no longer reeee-ing on the inside
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54070
54071 54072
>>54063
“I remember fighting a dragon, but not killing it. Never hunted them down either, are they a problem here?”
>>54067
“And how dangerous is this god?”
>>54064
“I wish you luck.”
Wishes he could come, but had a feeling he is not invited. And doesn’t want to get on her bad side pestering to join.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54071
54074
>>54070
*looks back*
"Hey, you said you wanted to learn about crafting, right? There's someone at the mill you should probably meet.
Don't slow me down" Tracy says, as she makes her way towards the stairs.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54072
54074
>>54070
"No. Except for one. Fuck her. Just.... I don't want to go into it. But we haven't met many yet. But I sort of want to.

He's not a 'god' and if these people ever met one they'd stop throwing around the term like it meant nothing. But he is insanely dangerous. Certainly as dangerous as all of us combined. He feels that existance has no meaning beyond what beauty there may be in destruction. He is an incredibly powerful arch mage. Be wary of him.

Yeah, she doesn't like anyone, or to do things with people..."

Trumpaladin hangs his head a little, seeming defeated
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54073
54075
>>54068
*dabs because bored and alone*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54074
54076
>>54072
“Well, I will love to hear about about all of this, but I’m dying to see what this place looks like. I’m going with Tracy. See you guys later.”
>>54071
Follows Tracy to the stairs.

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54075
>>54073
There he is
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54076
54077
>>54074
"Now hold on. She's talking about a carpenter. Is carpentry what you're really interested in here?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54077
54078 54584
>>54076
“And she mentioned a forest. That’s like my Trump Tower. I got to see how that is. Do you guys want to come along?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54078
54079 54080
>>54077
"I just wanted... never mind"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54079
54082
>>54078
“Wanted what? I’m listening”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54080
54081
>>54078
Wasn't he going to go meet the Spartans?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54081
54082
>>54080
>throws Trump out of airship when above spartan land
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54082
54083 54084 54085
>>54079
"No, it's not you... But nice to meet you"

>>54081
>9 strength
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54083
54086
>>54082
>snek helps
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54084
54087 54096
>>54082
>telekinesis
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54085
54086 54092
>>54082
“Nice to meet you too good sir.”
Does a salute and runs off after Tracy
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54086
54088 54089
>>54083
>Forgets that Trumpaladin is taking 2 dozen strong men with him

>>54085
*looks along sadly*
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54087
54088 54089
>>54084
He's not a unicorn
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54088
>>54086
Eh, whatever
>Torc faggot falls asleep
Assume Torc and Snek get the ship ready to depart, and they leave whenever everone who wants to go is ready. Forst Spartan land, then gnome land
>>54087
But I am a sorcerer
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54089
54093
>>54086
Most of your followers would be lvl 1. You'd only have a few lvl 4 followers, so it's not really humane to pit them against any PC character.
>>54087
The spell telekinesis.
And unicorn's telekinesis isn't that strong. More like at-will Mage Hand.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54090
54091
*dabs on alll the npcs in town*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54091
>>54090
Your men should have their suits ordered by now. Was Infernius going to see the gnomes with Torc?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54092
54147
>>54085
Tracy trots off towards the mill at the edge of the forest, with the stallion in tow.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54093
54094
>>54089
Except that that's wrong, because they are level 5, and who knows what the Spartan Auxilaries are. But more to the point, it's a strength check, not a battle. And I think a level 1 fighter whatever could beat a high level wizard on that
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54094
54095 54096
>>54093
>lvl 5
How can all of your followers be lvl 5?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54095
54100
>>54094
Even at 25th leadership lvl, you only get two lvl 5 followers.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54096
54097
>>54094
I think GM took the set of level 2s and let them level up, and more or less ignored the other followers. but whatever. Why are you >>54084 >>54089 >>54094 arguing so pointlessly?

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54097
54098
>>54096
>arguing
Not really an argument, just a thought of what it could've looked like when Torc threw him off the airship.

Is GM still here?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54098
54099
>>54097
And no one is throwing any one off an airship because we haven't left yet
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54099
54101
>>54098
What's he doing now?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54100
54101 54103
>>54095
“So, who are we going to go see?”

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54101
>>54100
Trumpaladin could have answered that better...

>>54099
Shrugging
I guess they are about to leave then
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54102
54104
*walks to airship defeated with the suits because i was unable to make it to police station*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54103
54109
>>54100
"A unicorn. She's a carpenter who takes her work very seriously; makes everything from furniture to siege equipment. She arrived here a couple months back, and has basically made the mill into her own little empire. She's a friend of mine, so I figured I'd check it out if anything's been causing trouble around her turf."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54104
54105 54107
>>54102
It's okay. Trumpaladin just wanted a hug... but never got one
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54105
54106
>>54104
Y he no ask?
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54106
>>54105
The hope she'd come to him...
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54107
54108
>>54104
*hugs paladin*

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54108
54110 54111
>>54107
"Aww... I love you. I can count on you. Do you want to go to Krenshall and our Sparintenar with us?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54109
54112 54113
>>54103
“Think she will take a liking or disliking to me?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54110
54112
>>54108
"Yeah me want see gnome tech we need guns."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54111
>>54108
"Me love you too."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54112
54114 54115
>>54110
"Why?"

>>54109
>opening that can of worms
Oh God
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54113
54114
>>54109
"Well, that's hard to say; she definitely likes lumber, so if you're willing to talk about that for three and a half hours, you'd probably hit off pretty well... The only thing I can say for sure is that when it comes to moving wood, she doesn't mess around.
She's the only one I know around here who spends so much time at the edge of the forest, so if you're looking for a hunting/trapping requisition she might know someone you could meet to find work or make a name for yourself."
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54114
54116 54117 54119
>>54112
Huh?
>>54113
“Well, I’m willing to learn about lumber then. I need all the allies I can get if strange beings try to kill us for enjoyment.”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54115
54116
>>54112
"Guns are super effective against no guns."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54116
54121
>>54114
I'm not sure I want to say it aloud for fear of meta-gaming

>>54115
*checks D&D weapons list for guns*
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54117
54118
>>54114
"Have you heard about our lord and savour Adolf Hitler?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54118
54120 54124
>>54117
I thought your character was apart from mine, out of speaking range. If not:
“No. I haven’t. Who is that?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54119
54122
>>54114
Hopefully that strange being gets back before the other strange beings fall asleep
"I'll warn 'ya: She can be a bit of a slave-driver when it comes to work. Otherwise, she's actually pretty polite."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54120
54122 54124
>>54118
"The greatest man to ever live! He was able to revive his dying country by kicking out all the (((parasites)))"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54121
54124
>>54116
It doesn't need to be in the list gm said 5 months ago everything is a reference that can be used.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54122
54123 54127
>>54119
“Discipline does the body good. It’s worth the skills I need to learn.”
[spoilers] indeed, but if not, this has been great so far
>>54120
“Sounds like a good guy. I know a thing or two about removing animal parasites, so he sounds kind of relatable.”
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54123
>>54122
You know your getting tired when you fail spoilers. *facepalm*
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54124
54125 54126 54127
>>54118
"Since we're ignoring distance now, I'll say this. Don't get too close to her"

>>54120
"That's not how things went down in my timeline"

>>54121
Yeah but that's overthrowing the game we've been playing for 5 months and replacing it with something different that we don't have developed metrics for
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54125
54128
>>54124
>overthrowing the game we've been playing for 5 months
What game?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54126
54128
>>54124
“I’m not sure I understand. To close to Tracy you mean?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54127
54130
>>54124
It only improves the game m8. I have a resource if you care.
>>54122
"Unfortunately the (((parasites))) clansmen that was in other countries convinced the goy population to fight their brothers in Germany, and they committed atrocities to the german people."
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54128
54129
>>54125
Where swords are the main weapons and where guns, while present, are pretty limited in rate of fire or ammo

>>54126
Trumpaladin now realizes the situation is more complex than he thought. "I meant Slovenia, the lovely carpenter. Or Regina, her true name"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54129
54131 54132
>>54128
“Ah, I see now. Look, I’m just going to get help. I like to be alone in the woods, I’m not after any ladies.”
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54130
54133
>>54127
Wow, the people should have exterminated the parasites before the problem got out of hand, huh?
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54131
54134
>>54129
"I see. Carry on then. I don't think she's as woodsie as the blue one has made her out to be though. Since I've been with her she's been either working in factories or with my guard operating artillery. I don't believe she goes out in the woods herself. But some of the men at the mill do. We had to rescue them from trolls once"
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54132
54134
>>54129
"Actually, come to think of it, I think I know the perfect person for you. Someone who also spends most of her time in the woods and knows the creatures well. Who has a special connection with them. She could tell you everything you want to know. You'll have to find her first. And she's a horse, like you"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54133
>>54130
"Yea your right. They should have. They kicked them out 109 times in history, the only way to fix the problem is exterminating them all"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54134
54137
>>54131
“I definitely didn’t mean for it to sound like I was planning to hit on her. Sorry about that. I will keep that in mind and ask her about these foresters.”
>>54132
“And this pony is around this area?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54135
54137 54138 54140
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54137
54139 54150 54151
>>54134
"We don't know where she is at the moment. She was scared off it seemed after a conflict a party member. The last we knew of her she was prancing through thick forest - hard to say where. I do know there is a grove that at least used to be her central location"

>>54135
Talking to each other while GM is busy
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54138
>>54135
Mine is with yours of course, but I think theirs are on a airship, if I remember correctly.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54139
54141
>>54137
I had Tracy leave off to the forest to investigate the disappearances, I figured yours was on his way to Sparta.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54140
>>54135
Im with trump.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54141
54142
>>54139
We could just say they are ready to do whatever and thus are away from each other, but it's a lot more fun and productive to have the characters talk to each other since we can't investigate or approach sparta or what have you while GM is busy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54142
54143
>>54141
Yeah, but I'd like to know who's present, because my character may behave differently around others.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54143
54144 54148
>>54142
Uh... well, in that case, I think Stix, Infernius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy are together
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54144
54145
>>54143
He's not going to Sparta?
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54145
54146
>>54144
He is
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54146
54147
>>54145
Tracy is going into the woods to put a knife through something. She let Stix tag along, because she said he was a huntsman, but she wouldn't force him if he stayed back at the tower.

Either way, it's getting pretty late, so Tracy's faggot might just turn in.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54147
54148
>>54146
>>54092
Yeah, Stix is with Tracy.

And goodnight.

Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54148
54149 54168
>>54143
>>54147
Gm fell asleep i bet.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54149
54150
>>54148
I believe so too. >>54068 was one of the last ones he posted.

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54150
54151
>>54149
Does Stix have a response to Trumpaladin's statement in >>54137 or does he just leave it at that?

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54151
54153
>>54150
Sorry, must have missed that one.
>>54137
I would definitely like to know where is grove is, and if you want to talk about it, the fight that happened.
/A8XB
?
No.54153
54155 54164 54190 54191 54198
>>54151
"The grove where she used to stay was over in that direction" Trumpaladin points into the forest that is near the tower in a specific direction. Please assume for the sake of the scene that the characters happened to meet each other at the one ground level exit/entrance to the tower as Stix and Tracy were heading to the mill, Torcuil and Trumpaladin are heading outside to the airship, while infernius is back

"It's a grove over there, a meadow, with a small stream and a large tree. It will be charred in many places. In fact, tracking the fire damage may be the simplest way to distinguish it. I do not know if she will be there or if she is elsewhere. I can say for sure that she doesn't come out out for everyone. She may though for you.

She is a Celestial Charger, a celestial Unicorn gaurdian of the forest. Very powerful. Very Beautiful. She has two proclivities that dominate her behavior. To ease the suffering of other beings, whatever they may be. And to sow the seeds of discord and enjoy the show. It was when she was satisfying her lust for choas that she made the mistake of humiliating our Tracy Cage. And Tracy went after her for it. She tried several times to kill her, although all she got for it was more embarrassment. The unicorn guardian got away. She is called... Trollestia. She also managed to piss off Torcuil, even though she took a liking to the magician"
\r
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54155
54156
>>54153
“Very interesting. I will definitely check that out when I come back. She seems like a paradox. She wants to help others, yet cause strife. Can’t wait to see how that goes.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54156
54157 54164
>>54155
"Yeah, I noticed. 'Choatic Good.' Humpf! Hasn't worked out terribly well for myself or Tracy. Torcuil could have had a better time as well"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54157
54158
>>54156
“If she hasn’t been much help to you guys, how do you think I will fair with her?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54158
54159 54164
>>54157
"She is the physical incarnation of the adage "be careful what you wish for." Approach her only with good intentions, appeal to her sense of compassion, and you will do well. She helped me to find a pony secluded in the forest before. But be careful of what you approach her for. She just might give you exactly what you asked.

There are none who know at least this forest better though, that I can tell you. A superb tracker and child of nature - a wild spirit"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54159
54160
>>54158
“Plan out what I say and do and only for good, got it.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54160
54161 54164
>>54159
"Also, don't murder innocent NPCs before going to her. Don't try to assassinate her sneakily. And if you want to use her to home-invasion-rob someone be thoughtful of how those people might respond to being robbed. And for the love of God, don't try to have sex with her. Because if you do those things, you're gonna have a bad time. Or a good time, followed by the logical consequences of your actions."
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54161
54162
>>54160
“Don’t worry, plus I will ask for advice from the others if you think they will be willing to give some.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54162
54163 54164
>>54161
"From the others? Do you mean party members? Tracy certainly isn't over her grudge against Trollestia. She'll try to kill her" *laughs* "Good luck to her on that"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54163
54166
>>54162
“But besides all that, you think Trollestia will come out for me? Why is that? What makes me special?”
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54164
54166
>>54153
>>54156
>>54158
>>54160
>>54162
He's not saying this while Tracy's around, right?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54165
*goes back to bed*
/A8XB
?
No.54166
54167
>>54163
"Well, you aren't going to her with the intention to kill her or burn her grove down until she comes out - I think. That makes you a more desirable appointment to keep than her last visitor to the grove. I guess the two of you like animals and like the forest. You like doing good and keeping evil at bay. That will get you far. She took a definite liking to the mage... He just didn't like her back, after she embarrassed him one time, he was done with her. Not a wise decision I think. She has incredible levels of power and knowledge. Quality waifu material as well"

>>54164
He's definitely stupid enough to say that stuff in her presence, but at least the later posts were sort of written under the assumption she had slipped away or moved further ahead or something. So I don't know
\r
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54167
54170
>>54166
“Not sure why I would want to hurt her. Maybe I will find out why later, but she seems nice enough. I just got to keep us both in control. What chance do you think I have in getting her help?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54168
54169 54172 54174
>>54148
... yeah
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54169
>>54168
Welcome back. Although, I’m not sure how much longer I can stay wake as well...
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54170
54171 54207
>>54167
"Well, as I said before, her motivations are relieving the suffering of others, and sowing discord. If your request fulfills one or both of those, she'll grant it. If not, then she will not. I'm not sure about a request for Training. The mage wanted to be trained to be a ranger, but he never went through with it. Just don't try to seduce her or kill her as soon as you see her and you'll do better than we did."
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54171
54173
>>54170
“Alright. I will see what I can do when I get back.”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54172
54173
>>54168
I head to the airship.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54173
54176 54188 54189
>>54171
So Styx is heading out to meet Trollestia?
>>54172
Thez is there, groggily stretching and having just woke up from a nap.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54174
54175 54176
>>54168
And Trumpaladin is on his way to Sparintenar in the airship, along with the Generals, Fae, and all of the Spartan Auxilaries
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54175
54177
>>54174
Thez wonders how she managed to sleep through all these people coming on board without waking up. Does that mean that they left Infernius behind, or did he go with them?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54176
>>54173
"Thez hurry up we leaveing for gnome city."
>>54174
Hold on faggot
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54177
54178
>>54175
I guess it's everyone there except for Tracy and Stix. Thez should probably stay in town though
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54178
54179
>>54177
Yea
"Thez please watch town and ready men in case anything happens"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54179
54180
>>54178
"Awwww!"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54180
>>54179
*infernuis leans in*
we'll cuddle all night when we get back.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54181
At what point was Brad talking to Stix about all that? Tracy's reactions may depend on the circumstances.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54182
Also, I just figured out that Infernius could probably be polymorphed permanently if he wanted moar Str and less Int. With Polymorph Any Object, less-drastic changes are permanent, especially since a Minotaur has less Int than a half-orc, and Infernius already looks like a Minotaur.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54184
54185 54186 54188
>>53967
*suppressed urge to write-up autistic backstory for Mr. Bones*
Anonymous
oN4Tn
?
No.54185
54186
1518766770352-1.png
>>54184

Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54186
54187 54188 54197 54230
bones bard2.png
>>54184
>>54185
Mr. Bones, previously, was a lvl 36 Demilich Bard, and the leader of the Undead Death Metal Band, Los Huesos Vibrantes for 666 years. In his time, he was infamous for his terrific skill in Sonic and fear-based magick, especially with his Greater Doot. He was summoned (illegally) across the extra-dimensional border from from the realm of the dead by a powerful Thaumaturgist in the Imperial Court City in the last attack on the Port, and would've made a significant difference in the last battle by inspiring all of the skeleton into dance, had he not rolled a fucking 1 in his Perform check at the start of the battle. As he was preparing to annihilate the entire stadium at once with a maximized Sympathetic Vibration, his Horn of blasting exploded, causing him to lose all of his magick gems, and thus his power and memories. He was reduced to a mindless skeleton, and wandered the back alleys of Port Barry, until Tracy found him and took him home on a whim. To this day, he haunts the tower as a humble butler and housekeeper. He cannot speak, he can only doot.
Just made that up on the fly. I know it's kind of corny.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54187
>>54186
Its Not bad.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54188
>>54184
I would like to see that
>>54173
Stix will head out once Tracy is finished showing him around this mill.
>>54186
*mind blown*
That is an amazing legend. One for the ages. I would see that in theaters.
Now I need to come up with my character’s backstory.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54189
54190
>>54173
I thought Trollestia wasn't in the region anymore? Is she still around?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54190
54191
>>54189
He claims she appears to those she seems worthy that enter some grove. That’s how it was explained it at least. >>54153
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54191
54192 54205
>>54190
>she appears to those she seems worthy that enter some grove
Metafaggotry:
Nonsense. The only one who's ever met her there is Tracy.
Tracy's been staking out the grove for weeks in case the white cunt came back. She was even going to open a monster ranch there.
Tracy hasn't said any of that though, she would've been relatively silent as she walked towards the mill, looking for signs of trouble.
>>54153
Did Brad say all this before or after they left? Tracy wouldn't have waited for them to finish talking before she went off on her own.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54192
54193
>>54191
Well if she didn't want to listen to any of it then I guess she didn't hear it
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54193
54194
>>54192
What I'm asking is: did Stix stay there to talk to Brad, or did he go off with Tracy? I'm confused as to where the characters are atm.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54194
54195
>>54193
I’m confused as well. I know I did talk to him, so if you were to continue without me, I would have been left behind.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54195
>>54194
I had Tracy start speaking after she left, so I'm confused as to what she would've said too...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54196
54199 54200
Well, either way, Tracy would've gone off to the general area around the mill to investigate the rumor she heard earlier that week. It shouldn't have taken her that long to reach the mill at her speed.

Do I roll Gather Information, or Search to investigate further?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54197
>>54186
I kek'd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54198
54200
>>54153
I'm confused, when did Brad start speaking here?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54199
54201
>>54196
I know basically nothing about D&D, but gather info sounds like reading information or interrogation. Search sounds like gathering clues or finding something that isn’t obvious.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54200
54202
>>54196
I'd do gather information to talk to the foreman first, then Slovenia, then minor NPCs,
and then do a search check inside and outside, unless their information leads her to investigate elsewhere


>>54198
When Infernius decided to ignore the distance that separated the characters... So yeah, I am not sure. Just respond to it how you want to
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54201
>>54199
Gather Information is essentially asking around town. Search is looking for clues.
Survival is used for Tracking.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54202
54203
>>54200
Well did he take the time to speak with Stix or did he not, because that'll affect how Tracy responded.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54203
>>54202
And where? Was he on the airship?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54204
What spell do you use to craft a weapon of Sharpness? I want one.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54205
54206
>>54191
I want to help you open the monster ranch ill give some men to assit when i can spare them.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54206
54208
>>54205
I was thinking of using Tracy's (potential) followers to manage the ranch. He could help with it if he wanted to, I guess.
I want to raise big things.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54207
54209
I guess I will attempt to fix the situation of the fractured placement of Stix by asking Trumpaladin the way to the mill. Mabye we can get back on track that way.
>>54170
“So, Tracy said there was this mill. Can you point me in the right direction?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54208
>>54206
I want to raise a giant yellow eye.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54209
54210 54212
>>54207
"The mills is that way, down the dirt path. A bit east of town. The foreman is named Alan and the unicorn Tracy told you of earlier is named Slovenia"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54210
>>54209
“Thank you sir. I best not keep them waiting any longer. Best of luck while I’m gone.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54211
54213
So, how long would Tracy have been there before Stix found his way there? I'm trying to set the scene.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54212
>>54209
Tracy only mentioned Slovenia after she started walking towards the mill.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54213
54214
>>54211
I would guess the description of the basic backstory of Trollestia and a brief summary of her exploits would take around fifteen minutes to explain, maybe. That would be my guess. Then tack on travel time.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54214
>>54213
I'm only wondering, because his delay would've given Tracy several actions worth of time to investigate before he found his way there.
I guess we could just wait for GM.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54215
54216 54217
I'll be able to play about 7 est. In the meantime the party can take the arship to visit the Spartans and then the Gnomes if they'd like
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54216
>>54215
Torc was driving, so you wouldn't need to be there for him to drop off the others on his way to the city.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54217
54218 54219
>>54215
It never fails. I always come on right as someone has left or is leaving
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54218
>>54217
Captain on the bridge! Welcome back.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54219
54221
>>54217
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54220
*channels divegrass NrG*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54221
54231 54248
9B70703D-8E70-4978-83C9-74177713032E.gif
>>54219
You have dabbed so hard, you get a dead normie meme to celebrate your accomplishment!
don’t tell anyone I still get a laugh out of it, please
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54222
54223 54224
Alright, so Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, the Generals, the Spartans, the Kitchen Sink, and everyone EXCEPT Tracy, Styx, and Thez are all off on a grand and merry adventure to speak to both Baz and the rest of Sparintenar, and Krenshall (blah-blah-blah) the Gnomish city.
Meanwhile Tracy attempts to find clues to possible situation going on in the Port, and Styx is gathering info at the mill(?)
wRUJL
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No.54223
54225
[1d20+23 = 40]
>>54222
Rolling to Gather Information further.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54224
>>54222
“I was separated from Tracy and had just started to head to the mill. Thus Tracy gets some turns before I show up.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54225
54226
severed-hand-main-1-600x600.jpg
>>54223
Tracy finds a severed hand near one of the machines of the mill.
wRUJL
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No.54226
54227
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>54225
>Not drying the hand and adding it to your collection
"What a waste."
Tracy puts on a look of sleight disgust, and inspects further too see if the hand is freshly cut or older.
She then pockets the hand, and puts her nose to the ground to investigate for further clues (blood, footprints, anything that shows signs of activity).
Search check
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54227
54228 54251
>>54226
The hand is actually a costume prop, apparently a practical joke and inauthentic.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54228
>>54227
"Awww..."
Tracy is visibly disappointed, and continues looking around the area.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54230
54232
>>54186
None of the party members would be able to know this though. He's just a skeleton to this day.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54231
54232
1504869588546.png
>>54221
Thank you my friend.

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54232
54233 54235
>>54230
How long would you suppose it would take Stix to arrive at the mill at this point?
>>54231
Any time
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54233
54235
>>54232
Idk anymore, desu...
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54234
54236 54238 54241
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do witht the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54235
54237 54239
>>54232
It wouldn't take that long
>>54233
Tracy isn't finding anything around the mill. No new information is available, but neither has the missing person been seen.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54236
54240
>>54234
"Throw him off the airship"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54237
>>54235
Alright, then I should arrive at the mill about now and meet up with Tracy.
“Hey there. Sorry I’m late.”
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54238
54240 54241
>>54234
"Uh.... Put him in a bed with the captain's daughter??"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54239
54242
>>54235
Tracy's interest begins to waiver as she finds that there's nothing to be stabbed. She wanders for a little bit before she considers turning back.
Is there anyone at the mill at the moment?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54240
54246
>>54236
"Remind me to teach you shanties later"
>>54238
"Eh, that'll work"
>continues singing shanties
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54241
>>54234
I cant stop listening to this song now. It’s so catchy!
>>54238
Yeah, to punish the drunk sailor. The captain would be pissed.

Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54242
54243 54244
>>54239
Yes, there is a complete idiot with no ability to regulate the volume of his voice. His name is Jerry, feel free to chat with him.

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54243
54245
>>54242
I take it this is another 'Barry's face' situation?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54244
54245
>>54242
"'Sup?" Tracy asks out of boredom, hoping she won't regret asking
9hwZT
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No.54245
54247
[1d20 = 4]
>>54243
I haven't decided yet.
>>54244
"Hey there, what's up?" he says, leaning expertly on his broom.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54246
54248
>>54240
"Zhantie?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54247
54249
>>54245
"'Nothin' really. I just heard some rumors about people disappearing around here. I figured I'd check to see if anyone was poaching my- I mean - disturbing the peace." Tracy says, with a slight stutter
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54248
54252 54256
>>54246
"You know, a work song?"
>>54221
WOAH
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54249
54250 54253
>>54247
"Oh yeah! Eric hasn't been here for like 5 days now! I MEAN NORMALLY HE'S CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE, but I don't know. Maybe he got caught up, YOU KNOW? RIGHT?" He laughs excessively at his own humorless comment.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54250
54251
>>54249
>INB4 it's Eric's hand
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54251
54254
>>54250
>>54227

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54252
54254
>>54248
You heard this jig before?
https://youtu.be/PEFQc2eP17k
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54253
54255
>>54249
Tracy's ears flatten against her head momentarily at the outburst, but she still appears interested
"..So.. This Eric guy, where was he last seen?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54254
>>54251
>inb4 I'm a fucking idiot
>>54252
No, but I like it
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54255
>>54253
Jerry proceeds to supply all kinds of excessive details and anecdotes about people who Tracy has no idea of. First its Cody, then its Austin, then its Jose, then its not that Jose, its the other Jose,....
After about a 5 minute - and very loud - exploration of every little detail Jerry could think of, Tracy realizes that he has told her absolutely nothing of value, but without realizing it. He seems quite pleased.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54256
54257
>>54248
"Sounds like negros be good at that."
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54257
54259
>>54256
"Nah, mainly merchants. I don't know if the negros had any well known work songs..."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54258
54259 54262
It wouldn't a massive fucking pointless argument if Tracy killed Jerry, will it? That's what she'd normally be inclined to do.
Tracy's eye twitches with irritation for a moment, as she considers putting a knife through Jerry before leaving, but then stops realizing that that would make it even more complicated to search for a missing person.
"Bye." Tracy says flatly, as she walks out of the mill in a huff.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54259
54260 54261
>>54258
What race is jerry?
>>54257
"Are the (((merchants))) or merchants hou are talking about?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54260
>>54259
By all appearances and indication, he's a white guy
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54261
54268
>>54259
"Good merchants. The kinds with the big ass boats, and not big ass noses. Think Pirates with less stealing"
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54262
54263
>>54258
Why didn't you ask Slovenia or Alan? They actually know shit and aren't annoying
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54263
54264
Tracy goes back towards the tower to check out her ogre corpse.
>>54019
Can she check out that item?
>>54262
Well, I assumed neither were there, since they weren't listed when Tracy looked around.
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54264
54265
>>54263
Normally Alan will ask "who the fuck are you, why are you here, and what do you want" any time you near the mill. Probably worth asking where the guy lived or frequented, since that could get to the next location for clues
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54265
54266
>>54264
Tracy does that before she leaves then.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54266
54267 54269
>>54265
now is as good a time as any to get there, right?
Stix wanders inside the mill.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54267
54271
>>54266
Yeah, sure. It'd be easy enough to get there.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54268
54287
>>54261
"Me hate pirates"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54269
54270 54271
So what is it? Did she leave after talking to Jerry? Is she sticking around to find Adam?
>>54266
What is Styx looking for in particular?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54270
>>54269
Tracy would've looked to see if there was anyone else worth talking to before she left.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54271
54272
>>54267
“So, how goes it?”
Slowly takes in the surroundings.
>>54269
Tracy told Stix to look for the carpenter here to learn more skills, such as crafting.

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54272
54273
>>54271
"Haven't found very much so far.." Tracy says as she steps away from the talkative hoo-man
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54273
54274
>>54272
Stares at the human a bit and says to him:
“And you don’t know anything?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54274
54275 54278
>>54273
Jerry very loudly says the exact things he told Tracy, which was all of nothing (unless you count anecdotes about the one time they attended a festival a few years back, and other useless facts), proving that no he does not know anything. Its not that he doesn't know anything, its that he has no filter and he doesn't realize that all the information he offers is irrelevant and inconsequential.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54275
54276
>>54274
Is Tracy able to find Adam?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54276
54277
>>54275
"No, its the weekend. He'll probably be at the Rusty Duck."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54277
54281 54282
>>54276
Tracy peeks around to see if Slovenia is there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54278
54279
>>54274
“Well, tell Austin that he needs to take a break now and then. He is going to overwork himself at this rate.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54279
54280
>>54278
o_O
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54280
54282
>>54279
Pretending to have actually listened
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54281
54284
>>54277
Turns to Tracy
“So, do we check out this Rusty... Duck was it? What kind of name is that?”
9hwZT
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No.54282
54284 54295
[1d100 = 27]
>>54280
Got it
>>54277
Slovenia seems to have taken the trebuchet out for some target practice.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54283
Also, the item Tracy got was an Oil, wrapped in a piece of leather hide to prevent breaking. It was obviously too small for a Ogre to use.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54284
54285 54286
>>54281
"Let me see how Woody's doing first. It's been a while since we've spoke."
>>54282
Tracy heads towards the testing grounds, or wherever it is Slovenia does her target practice.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54285
54286
>>54284
Waves goodbye to Jerry and follow Tracy, curious to meet this carpenter.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54286
54288 54289
Alright, enough of that divegrass nonsense.
>>54284
>>54285
Just outside the wall around the Mill is the testing area, where Slovenia briskly gives direction to two of the Fight Club survivors. Tracy and Styx arrive just as a boulder explodes against a large rock outcropping a fair distance down the field.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54287
54290 54292
>>54268
"Well imagine capitalist pirates. Instead of stealing they buy and sell stuff depending on where it's needed."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54288
54292
>>54286
"'Sup, Woody." Tracy says, turning to watch the dust settle in the distance
"Machinery working well?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54289
>>54286
Studies the device that launched a rock and wonders how come he didn’t think to try making one, it seems possible to be made out of found materials in the forest.
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54290
54291
>>54287
"That's just taking advantage of arbitrage"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54291
>>54290
"You're sounding like a commie right about now."
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54292
54293 54294 54295
>>54287
This is your fault you know
https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY
>>54288
"Oh, Tracy! TRACY!" she runs up and hugs Tracy. "This device is wonderful! I've never seen anything like it, but its so remarkably simple. And watch!" she says as a humanoid figure made out of watermelons is placed in the target area. The Watermelons have "Will" written on the torso. Just as she's about to launch, she stops and looks at Tracy. "You try," she offers, with an enthusiastic look on her face.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54293
54296
>>54292
"With pleasure." Tracy says, grinning as she takes a moment to inspect the device and see how the controls work
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54294
>>54292
"This guy right here is named Stix. He just arrived at the tower."
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54295
54297 54298 54299 54555
>>54292
>implying I don't like that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zxFuMawrDc
>>54292
>>54282
>trebuchet
>SUPERIOR SIEGE WEAPONRY
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54296
54299
>>54293
Tracy launches the trebuchet.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54297
54301 54302
>>54295
the best form of cancer
>>53728
>cancerous
Again, OP is physic

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54298
54300
f286db70d865a604b7ff3a88be2cf74e.jpg
>>54295
Agreed.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54299
54303 54304 54308 54309
>>54295
https://youtu.be/DoBwoaWmQHw
>>54296
With a loud <WHUDDDDD> the mechanism releases, sending the boulder soaring high overhead,... eventually coming down and absolutely obliterating the target dummy in question.
"I... imagine if that was a person," Slovenia says with a wistful look in her eyes. "Oh I'm sorry, please forgive me. Stix is it (is it with an I or a Y?)? It is good to meet you. I'm frequently called Slovenia, but the millers have taken to call me 'the saw horse'," she says with a bit of pride.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54300
1vb3n98b43ux.png
JKaQxBI.png
CyvFOpkUUAEbem5.jpg
owtwhjw7sbsx.jpg
u0kxRbP.jpg
>>54298
Trebuchet memes are the best memes.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54301
54302
AMagicalPlace.PNG
>>54297
We've always been cancerous m8
example
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54302
54307
the_dungeon_master_by_moulinbleu-d61u428.jpg
>>54297
>psychic
You have no idea
>>54301
Ah, the flag shenanigens. We should do that again one of these days.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54303
54305
Smug woodhoers.png
>>54299
>the saw horse
TOPKEK

She looks like a recolored Fleur-de-lis btw, with bits of sawdust in her mane.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54304
54306
>>54299
What is this weeb ass shit?
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54305
54309
>>54303
Reeeee! GM said she also has the pink hair.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54306
>>54304
LOL
That is /jp/'s goal horn. Its epic troll-worthy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54307
54310
>>54302
I get extra autistic when my flag gets changed desu.. Like with those Schulz shenanigans.. That's actually why I never bothered with a custom flag.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54308
54310
>>54299
Stix with an I
“It’s a pleasure to meet you. I was told you are the best carpenter all around and know about the forest area. I figure your the one to talk to in order to get used to the land.”

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54309
54311
>>54305
Nah, then she'd look just like Fleur-de-lis. No fun having an exact clone as a character.
>>54299
I can't believe I watched that whole video..
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54310
54312
>>54307
I stopped using a custom cuz A. I lose it anyway anytime I reset my browser, and B. Cuz if I ever need to distinguish myself in thread I can just blow someone up or something.
The weird thing is I feel more compelled to post when I have a custom flag. Weird. Oh well, if I ever feel like being a nuisance I'll get another one. ^_^
>>54308
"Well its no wonder, these humans have never worked with Unicorn magic before. Speaking of which, are you,... also from Equestria?"
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54311
54313
>>54309
Well she's obviously unique in personality. What does it matter if she has a nice fitting mane color rather than something ugly?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54312
54314
>>54310
“Yes. Though, I don’t seem to remember too much of it at the moment. I bet it has something to do with coming here in the manner I did.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54313
>>54311
I prefer the blue mane and amber eyes.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54314
54316
>>54312
"I see. Was your arrival,... adverse? Mine was. I did not find my way into the company of Tracy and her allies until a long while had passed. You're fortunate to have arrived here rightly,... this world is not like Equestria," she says, recalling undesirable treatment.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54316
54317
>>54314
“I wish I could remember, but I am told I died to arrive here. I suppose that is correct, however, all I remember is working for a client by clearing out some land of magical creatures.”
Steps a little closer to the device
“Very nice contraption, what do you call it?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54317
54318 54319 54320
>>54316
"Its a Trebuchet. The skinny, nerdy-looking guy came up with the design. That reminds me!" she <BANG> teleports away. Not long afterward she <BANG> teleports back holding a heavily scribbled-on piece of graphing paper. "Hive viss dho himmm," she says, offering Tracy the piece of paper. "Since the Trebuchet doesn't involve gunpowder or an impact force to launch, it should be possible to make explosive shots!"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54318
54322
>>54317
“Very interesting. I can’t say I’m the best engineer, but I do like to build with wood.”
Draws on the dirt with his hoof to better picture how the parts go together
“Explosive shots you say? Got a lot of problems that need such ammunition?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54319
54322
>>54317
Tracy accepts the piece of paper and reads it.
"I heard Eric went missing recently. Was wondering if there was anything dangerous crawling around these parts."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54320
54321 54327 54330
>>54317
>The skinny, nerdy-looking guy came up with the design.
Oh...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54321
>>54320
kek
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54322
54323 54324
>>54318
She looks at Stix for a moment, clearly drawing conclusions in her head about the degree of explanation he's had so far. "Yes," she says, like that is an understatement. "I'll show you the blue-prints if you like."
>>54319
"I had heard. I almost didn't notice he was missing. He's one of my favorite people when he's not around. Hopefully he makes a habit of it," she says dismissively.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54323
>>54322
“If you don’t mind me seeing them, I would love to. I can’t wait to see what kinds of other ways I could build a machine like this.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54324
54325
>>54322
Tracy, like the mare she is, seems to lose all interest in Eric after realizing he wasn't going to be missed by anyone.
"Alright then, just checking-in to see if anyone was poaching hoo-man resources." She says, turning to leave, remembering she still had shabby's body in her sack
"I had some business back at the tower, I hope you wouldn't mind if I left this blue guy with you for a bit?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54325
54326 54329
>>54324
"Poaching? Not that I know of, but I'll let you know if I hear anything. That's fine, I'm glad you stopped by. Let me know what Torcuil thinks of the designs," she says with an eager smile.
Mrs. Sentry
U7JnY
?
No.54326
Fucking lightning.
>>54325
"Sure, I'll let him know." Tracy says, as she trots off towards the tower.
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54327
54328
>>54320
At least she mentioned Torcuil...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54328
54331
>>54327
Rly?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54329
54333
>>54325
>eager smile
Should I be scared?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54330
54332
>>54320
*fists haggis*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54331
54333
>>54328
“Although you don’t miss your worker, your still down one, correct? Need any help around this place?”
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54332
>>54330
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54333
54334 54335 54339 54345
>>54331
"I wouldn't say we're one down necessarily. Alot of these faggots have gotten used to overly spreading out the workload. TBH, its more of a blessing than anything."
>>54329
Exploding Trebuchet Shots
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54334
54335 54336
>>54333
Can i roll to come up with a concept?

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54335
54337 54344
>>54333
God I wish my character were there

>>54334
Please stop that shit
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54336
54340 54355
>>54334
Sure. Rolls for ingenuity will receive penalties or bonuses depending on how familiar the character is with the subject matter.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54337
54338
>>54335
Im helping with us with it,pal
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54338
54341
>>54337
Cancer
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54339
54344
>>54333
checked
“Well, if you need me to do anything, just ask.”
Turns attention to the forest
“And mind if I check out your forest?”
Oq8HH
?
No.54340
54345
[1d20 = 5]
>>54336
Machinery
>we industrious now
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54341
54343
>>54338
First of all, fuck you second of all hoe?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54343
54344
>>54341
How?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54344
54352 54353
NUERmap.png
>>54335
There's more than one design too. Figuring out the best configuration will require extensive testing, and will likely produce different types of ordinance depending on the need.
She really didn't appreciate the trebuchet failing to dent the Octahedron.
>>54339
"Oh yes, that. Here," she leads him over to an oversized map located near the entrance to the mill.
"The thin traced line is the forest-area that our crews primarily operate. With the exception of one incident with some trolls, we've found this area to be particularly safe."
>>54343
>5
That's how Xp
tFvLF
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No.54345
54346 54347 54348
[1d20+13 = 33]
>>54340
Leave this to the professionals.

Rolling to try and understand the basics of how the airship works.
>>54333
Nice
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54346
>>54345
>pali
>nat 20
This pleases me
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54347
>>54345
This saddens me.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54348
54349
>>54345
e_e
~_~'
Okay. Torcuil understands the basics of how the airship works.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54349
54354
>>54348
And that is?
And I don't mean "It flies and shit"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54350
54351 54354
Upon returning to the tower, Tracy puts Shabby's stuff in a burlap sack, and ties up his body in a comfy chair at the entertron.
Then she revives him.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54351
>>54350
Is that gonna be our first domesticated monster?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54352
54354
>>54344
“Alright. I don’t suppose there is anything I could keep a look out for to justify my trip in there?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54353
>>54344
Oh no, that's not why I wish my character were there
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54354
54357 54362 54377
>>54349
Sigh. It works primarily off the properties of the float-stone, which is the part that looks like a balloon but is lumpy and not balloon-shaped, heavily layered with water/weather/damage-eliminating protection. The stone has a particular degree of weight that it counteracts. The wheel operates a series of wind-rudders, and the levers manipulate a series of counter-balances, which allow the ship to elevate or descend, while a pair of modified and exquisite Wind Fans control the propulsion.
>>54350
Oh boy.
>>54352
"Not that I know of. There was a dragon some time ago, but we're friends now and she relocated. You should be fine," she says.
wRUJL
?
No.54355
54356
b11b885fc95bdf1281b8c371e53aa307--small-sword-knives-and-swords.jpg
[1d20 = 18]
>>54336
Rolling to develop Thousand-Swords Bulwark Martial Discipline.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54356
54360
>>54355
What now?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54357
>>54354
Ayy that's exactly what I fucking wanted.
/A8XB
?
No.54358
54359 54365
[1d20 = 11]
Rolling to develop new rule against "rolling to develop" cancer
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54359
54364
>>54358
Hey, mine was an engineering check
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54360
54361 54366
>>54356
It's a maneuver: she and her allies gain the benefit of flanking for one round when an attack misses here.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54361
54363 54364
>>54360
So its essentially a counter-buff technique.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54362
54371
>>54354
“I’m both relieved and disappointed.”
Chuckles a little
“I’m off to this... ælveheim, if I’m reading this map right.”
Lines up the map and checks the position of the sun
Heads off into the forest
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54363
>>54361
Yes. When an enemy misses her, she strikes at the openings.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54364
54366
>>54361
It's free sneak attack every time an opponent fails to land an attack

>>54359
You're fine
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54365
54369
>>54358
Help! Im being oppressed!
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54366
54367 54371
>>54360
Pardon. It's actually a stance.
>>54364
>free
It's a swift action to assume the stance.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54367
>>54366
It's free sneak attack during normal battle just cause something you'd expect to happen happens
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54368
"Go fish"
>angry hiss
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54369
54370
>>54365
Call this number if you feel like it is just too much.
1800 923-4357
It will be worth your while
I’m kidding
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54370
>>54369
muh sides

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54371
54372 54375
>>54362
Don't put too much stock in the names, especially general geography names, but I get where you're indicating.
>>54366
The stance makes sense, I just don't get why allies get flanking also

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54372
54373
>>54371
So, how does travel work when I’m wander into a strange place?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54373
54385
>>54372
Generally I roll a few dice, check a few tables, and come up with a side-story. The area is already cleared, so there won't be any tribes of Orcs or nothing, but I'd pretty much come up with a context that depending on how it is responded to will determine the adversity, rewards/benefits/swag, and potential plot devices for later reference. As evidenced by Tracy's encounter, they will be plausible scenarios that are happening simultaneously and largely independent of Stix' actions, with the potential for no contact at all (which gets stealth Exp).
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54374
54376
*wishes he had gone on the investigation adventure*
Mrs. Sentry
64Ht4
?
No.54375
54379
>>54371
Not sure, but in context of that maneuver set it's inferred that allies would have to be in adjacent or threatened squares.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54376
54378
>>54374
You're the one who wanted the Spartan side tour
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54377
54379
>>54354
"Onion?" Tracy offers, to the bound ogre.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54378
54380
>>54376
Yeah, but I was expecting the others to do a better job of it
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54379
54381
>>54375
I'll tell you what. I checked that 18, so I won't allow her to learn that specific stance, but I will allow her to learn something like it but not yet.
>>54377
Oh yes. That. I get to role-play an ogre now. Oh wait, Tracy doesn't speak Giant-kin.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54380
>>54378
To be fair, airship trips are usually boring

"HOW'D YOU GET A ROYAL FLUSH? WE'RE PLAYING GO FISH"
>smug hiss
wRUJL
?
No.54381
54382 54383
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>54379
Ogres understand onions.
*gives onion*
Bluff check, to communicate simple message of "Onion?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54382
>>54381
Wait, fucked that up. Can't use bluff that way it seems.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54383
54384 54386
>>54381
He's tied to the chair. And he's large size. An onion is kind of like a marble to him.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54384
54387 54390
>>54383
Tracy cuts the ogre loose because her faggot is feeling reckless.
She decides to have hunch.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54385
54390
>>54373
Takes in the scenery and takes a deep breath
“This place may be some kind of purgatory, but it still looks nice.”
Continues to roam forward
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54386
54388
>>54383
Alright, let's get into this.

The airship flies low, and with great displays of the Trump coat of arms (a Dragonne carrying a Football of course) on the ship, so as to distinguish it from whoever the hell originally owned the Ship. Trumpaladin has the Spartans wave down gate keepers upon their arrival within range of the city
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54387
54388
>>54384
*lunch
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54388
54389 54390
>>54387
>>54386
Unless Trump can stay for long enough to have lunch with pony
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54389
>>54388
They've already left
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54390
54391 54392 54393
>>54388
Seriously?
>>54384
Seriously.
>>54385
The initial landscape of the forest is moderately dense sections of thin trees, about 6" in diameter and 4' apart or less. There is an apparent foot path, but a number of animal trails as well, including what almost appear to be a trail of some sort of disorganized group of tiny feet.

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54391
>>54390
Alright, what hath the Spartan Auxiliaries to say in approach to the city?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54392
54394
>>54390
She relaxes and eats her lunch of ambiguous meat-stuffs, and sends shabby off with a bag of onions in his hand, unless he'd rather sit and eat with her.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54393
54394
>>54390
Shrugs at the sight of tiny footprints
“Might as well follow this a bit.”
Keeps a look out for animals that may have caused this trail.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54394
54395 54396 54397
>>54393
Before we continue, how experienced of a ranger is Stix? He has a dagger as I recall, any other weapons? We're getting to the part where that will be determined for certain.
>>54392
Are you trolling me?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54395
54400
>>54394
Well, I kind of just like the image of Tracy sitting back and eating lunch with an ogre. Same reason I had her revive the Fire Giants.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54396
54398 54400
>>54394
He also has a bow, but as you can imagine, it is not the easiest weapon for an earth pony to use. He mainly focuses on stealth to avoid direct encounters until a trap is set for his enemy.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54397
54398 54400
>>54394
Tracy gave him a double-ended bane shortsword when they met. It's for animals and magical beasts.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54398
54399 54401
>>54396
But I’m unfamiliar with D&D mechanics, do not sure how to describe the experience. He has been in the woods a lot, but never fought more than some tough magical creatures before.
>>54397
Oh right, forgot about that.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54399
>>54398
So not sure*
My autocorrect fails me!
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54400
54403
>>54395
>Fire Giants
I forgot about those. Ogres act differently under these circumstances than Fire Giants. The ogre snarls and grabs the end of the bag like an exceptionally crude flail.
>>54397
wut?
>>54396
K, I'm thinking 6th level then

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54401
54405
>>54398
As a Ranger, you can choose a combat style. You can choose better range combat, or specialized two-weapon fighting.
The double-weapon can count as two weapons on either end, so he could use it while we figure out what his preferred combat style is.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54402
54404 54408
>inb4 Tracy is beaten with a sack of onions
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54403
>>54400
She did back at the stables.
She made it in case daddybird needed a little extra "convincing", and the other end was in case she ever saw troll again.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54404
54407 54408
>>54402
Ogres have layers.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54405
54406 54407
>>54401
Okay, seriously. Why did you not continue the investigation?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54406
>>54405
Mostly, because I thought that Tracy wouldn't really care what happened to some guy named Eric if nobody missed him. She mostly just went because she felt like seeing Slovenia.
9hwZT
?
No.54407
54409 54413
[1d20 = 13]
>>54405
Because there were no leads, just contacts and interactions.
>>54404
Ogre has a bag of layers. Roll for initiative.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54408
"No Snek, you can't move your rook there. It's my turn anyway"

>>54402
That's a beautiful mental image
>>54404
Parfaits have layers, everybody likes parfaits.
wRUJL
?
No.54409
54410 54411 54414
[1d20+4 = 5]
>>54407
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54410
54412 54414
>>54409
reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54411
>>54409
>fumble on initiative
I'm not sure how to respond to that
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54412
54417
>>54410
It was at this moment Tracy knew,
she fucked up
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54413
54415 54417
>>54407
>No leads
Wrong.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54414
>>54410
>>54409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54415
54416
>>54413
Not any that a mare like Tracy would bother pursuing.
Fucking around with ogres and whatnot is more interesting to her.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54416
>>54415
Great. Just have her communicate everything to someone who would bother pursuing
9hwZT
?
No.54417
54420
[1d20 = 18]
>>54413
??
>>54412
I kinda want to give shabby an automatic hit for that. Let's see.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54418
54419 54422
Oh, Tracy takes a bag of onions to the face. >_<
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54419
>>54418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54420
54421 54423
>>54417
>layers to the face
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54421
54423 54424
>>54420
Layers upon layers of pain
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54422
>>54418
[layered pony noises]
Tracy makes an "Ooof!" noise as the bag of layers smacks her where it hurts.
9hwZT
?
No.54423
54424 54426
[1d6 = 1]
[2d8 = 12]
>>54420
>>54421
>GM glances up from his books, determining the damage for Layers as an improvised Heavy Flail, and sees this
>2 minutes later he stops laughing
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54424
>>54423
>>54421
Ouch.
9hwZT
?
No.54425
[1d20 = 16]
And Tracy is whonked for a total of 18 layers of damage in the face. Alright, first round, the ogre is doing a full round attack with the layers, so 3 attacks. Just kidding, its only one attack.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54426
54428 54429
>>54423
Is it bad I'm still chuckling at my own stupid joke?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54427
54429
I'm pretty sure Tracy's AC is 21 or more, so I think that was a miss.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54428
54434
>>54426
Not as bad as me looking up more roblox death noise memes... am I a lost cause?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54429
54431 54432
>>54426
No, it's hilarious
>>54427
Tracy narrowly avoids the bag of layers and readies herself Dodge Shabby.
She draws a dagger from her quiver
Rolling to sunder bag of high-quality, organic, locally-grown layers.
She can't use that stance yet, can she?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54430
54433
And so it came to pass we wuz Mormons n sheeit that Tracy was beaten upside the face with a bag full of layers. And the dice saw that it was good.
wRUJL
?
No.54431
[1d20 = 12]
>>54429
forgot to roll
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54432
54434 54435
>>54429
That lands. The bag tears open, spilling layers all over the ground. The ogre looks at the shrivelled bag and creams in rage.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54433
713013__safe_solo_twilight sparkle_open mouth_book_religion_dilated pupils_jontron thread_spark_mormons.png
>>54430
Praise be
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54434
54436
>>54428
Nah, at least you don't watch Behind the Meme
>>54432
>creams
I don't think that's what you meant
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54435
54436
>>54432
Tracy shrugs at the sound.
"You shouldn't be playing with your food, big guy."
9hwZT
?
No.54436
54439
[1d20 = 13]
>>54434
kek, no
>>54435
He's swinging an oversized fist
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54437
54438
... and misses. Tracy still has dagger in hand, and its her move.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54438
54439
>>54437
Cut up his precious onions.
His relations through layers will make him cry even more
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54439
54441 54442
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>54436
Tracy flips on her Eyes of Doom on and uses their effect to casts Doom (DC 11) and she herself casts Cause Fear, on the ogre who is seemingly ignorant of the nutritious qualities of onions.
>>54438
*cuts an onion*
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54440
54443
>Still can't get over all the missed opportunities earlier
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54441
>>54439
DC for her Cause Fear is 10, although all of her enemies take a -2 penalty on all saving throws 'cuz Aura of Despair
[scary pony noises]
9hwZT
?
No.54442
[1d20+1 = 6]
>>54439
Especially raw onions.
Okay, the Death Gaze is a standard action, as is the fear effect, so only 1/round. Rolling to see if he died
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54443
>>54440
Which one?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54444
54445 54446 54447
And shabby is kill.
Again
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54445
>>54444
Check'd and kek'd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54446
54448
>>54444
>dem quads
... I wan't meaninh to kill him.
>Death Gaze
I was using Doom: Causes enemy to become shaken...
Do the eyes of Doom have a Death Gaze Effect?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54447
54449
>>54444
Quad of fours, Shabby is gone, but not from our hearts!

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54448
54450 54452
>>54446
Oh, whoops, I was thinking Finger of Death for some reason.
Shabby is not kill, he's just hella shaken, cuz for a moment he really thought he was kill
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54449
54450
>>54447
We are gathered in the sight of God, to mourn the second passing of Sir Shabby.
He was a good ogre, with plenty of layers. And he died as he lived, surrounded by onions.

F
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54450
>>54449
Oh well, it would have been a good funeral...
>>54448
That was close... you got to stop giving Shabby the finger, man...
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54451
54455
Rarity_screaming_S2E10.png
Trumpaladin's faggot screams internally
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54452
54453 54459 54464
green fire.jpg
>>54448
Tracy looks Shabby dead in the eye, and pushes to him object with an ungodly look that passes beyond cultural borders
>'Eat the fucking onion!'
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54453
54457
we nightmare nao.jpg
>>54452
Wrong pic
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54455
54458
>>54451
You chose to ride the airship. You can take some boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54457
54460
>>54453
I like how the Arcane Sight would make her eyes glow slightly.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54458
54464
>>54455
Double dubs speak the truth

But speaking of boredom, Stix is stuck wandering a forest with no idea if he has made it to his destination. Will this be the last of poor Stix?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54459
>>54452
Do I need to roll an intimidate check to make shabby eat the onions?
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54460
54461
>>54457
>Arcane Sight
Stop pulling more shit out of your ass
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54461
54465
>>54460
It was one of the permanent spells she asked Torc to put on her.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54462
54463
Snek looks very smug as Torc flips a table. Fake paper money and cards fly everywhere, and some plastic houses hit Trump.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54463
>>54462
kek
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54464
54466 54471
>>54458
No, he started following a trail of gibberniggers. We'll get to that in a bit.
>>54452
Ogre shakes his head fearfully
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54465
54467
>>54461
No, you don't just fucking have a thing because you think you asked for a permanent spell. You never asked for that, for one, it didn't happen, there'd be consequences, and GM never approved it
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54466
54469
>>54464
That sounds deadly to me.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54467
54468
>>54465
I remember doing it
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54468
54470
>>54467
Well I sure as shit don't. When did that allegedly happen?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54469
>>54466
That's not what they're called, that's what we've taken to calling them. Besides, Stix is completely unaware of that tidbit, that was just a teaser to the other players
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54470
54473
>>54468
When I wanted to shed levels, but then decided against it...

wait...
wRUJL
?
No.54471
54472 54474
c8a6e8066cebc1f05479356972b7b652c47b50c686f9b439d732c540bd1f5ebc.jpg
[1d20+4 = 7]
>>54464
Sense motive check, to try to figure out why this ill-guided ogre doesn't understand the glory of onions.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54472
>>54471
Onions are love, onions are life
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54473
54475 54476
>>54470
It's only 1000 XP.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54474
54477
>>54471
He must be cepaphobic
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54475
>>54473
And yet you still didn't get it
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54476
>>54473
Get levels in cleric and make your god Onions
>>54473
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I really want a bard level
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54477
54478 54479
img_6903.jpg
>>54474
*offers ogre-sized parfait*
Everyone like parfaits.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54478
>>54477
And yes, I'm serious.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54479
54480 54483
>>54477
He doesn't seem interested in the parfait.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54480
54485
>>54479
Hates onions and parfaits? What kind of monster is this?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54481
Where's Mr. McRib?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54482
54484 54486
Meanwhile, Trump, Torcuil, and all assembled arrive at Sparintenar to a massive fanfare. The Sparintenar group retire to their respective squads n shit, while Trump and Torcuil (and Infernius?) are give proper rooms to rest and retire before a phatty banquet.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54483
54487
>>54479
>doesn't like parfait
Well wtf does he like then?!

Tracy appears greatly frustrated, and decides to leave the ogre to his own devices as she resumes her lonely lunch. She returns to the table in the mess hall to finish her mystery-meat sandwich, alone, again.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54484
>>54482
Well shit. Glad to see he is popular. Are Renquist or Baz around?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54485
shrek-the-halls-sad-donkey.jpg
>>54480
Ikr
He's too pathetic to kill.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54486
54488
>>54482
>banquet
y

I just wanna go learn gnomish engineering
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54487
54489
>>54483
As Tracy sadly makes her way, the ogre takes the opportunity to run flailing out of the Tower and ff to parts unknown.
I am sad for Tracy, but it wasn't going to happen. The thing had 6 Int
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54488
54490
>>54486
This is Sparintenar
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54489
54495
881289__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_belly button_birthday_cake_candle_clothes_food_lonely_monochrome_panties_pu.jpg
>>54487
Tracy summons a dire rat to eat with her.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54490
>>54488
That's my point
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54492
No waifu.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54493
54494
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>54491
>both serial killers
I didn't know there was a competition.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54494
>>54493
sighs
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54495
54496
>>54489
Hey, where'd these feels come from?
>>54491
"You didn't get told to "stay behind and watch the kids" make sure nothing eats the port," Thez mutters to no-one in particular, re-entering the tower.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54496
>>54495
At least she got talked to...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54497
54498
Tracy decides to test out the goat figurines to see if one of them will eat lunch with her.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54498
54499 54500
>>54497
Only 2 remain. Torcuil took the one with the really long horns, and Thez took the wee one with little nub-horns. There's a large one with twisty horns, and a medium sized one with rams horns.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54499
>>54498
Did any of the Sparintenar soldiers have anything to say to Trumpaladin before entering the city?
wRUJL
?
No.54500
54501 54502
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>54498
Use magick Device check, to figure out how to activate them.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54501
>>54500
That should be enough to activate blindly, iirc.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54502
54503
>>54500
Which one tho?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54503
54505
>>54502
The one with the curly horns.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54504
"So, a banquet? I thought you said I could just drop you off."
Snek slaps Torc for being a lil bitch
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54505
54506
>>54503
It has the word "Infuego" carved on the bottom
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54506
54507
>>54505
"Infuego!" Tracy says, hoping doll might respond to his name
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54507
54508 54509 54510
>>54506
At the speaking of its name, the statue crumbles, and instead a gaseous form coalesces, then shifts into a material form, and appears as a giant and ridiculously muscle-bound goat with steam drifting off of it.
https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54508
>>54507
Trumpaladin looks around for Baz or Rehnquist, and tells attendants so
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54509
54511
tin-can-500x500.jpg
>>54507
*offers tin can*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54510
54511
>>54507
>tfw you summon the baphomet, aka satan
This ought to go well...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54511
54512 54513 54514
>>54509
I don't get it
>>54510
Oh its not that bad, its just an ill-tempered nightmare-goat
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54512
>>54511
>I don’t get it
Goats are stereotyped in cartoons to eat tin cans
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54513
>>54511
Goats chew on tin cans.
*offer head of lettuce as follow-up*
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54514
>>54511
How do you not get it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54515
54516 54517
Does he appreciate the can, or is he like that autistic ogre who doesn't like parfait?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54516
>>54515
Fucking unappreciative ogres
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54517
54518 54519 54520
>>54515
Oh, he eats it. I don't get the meme, but he crunches the can up like cardboard.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54518
54521
>>54517
M8 this is fucking pre-memes
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54519
54521 54522
>>54517
Goats are allegedly indiscriminate eaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqYQJv_uG7o
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54520
54521
4007778084_e8c4be1200.jpg
>>54517
Tracy puts on a look of satisfaction and gently pets the big goat on the head as she turns to the second figurine.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54521
54523 54524 54526 54534 54556 54668
>>54520
She doesn't get both!
>>54519
Noted
>>54518
https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI
This might help
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54522
>>54519
>Goats are allegedly indiscriminate eaters
Goats will eat pretty much anything they can chew and swallow
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54523
>>54521
She's not taking them, she's just eating lunch with them.
She chooses Infuego.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54524
54525 54526 54527
>>54521
See you guys in 10 hours...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54525
54528
>>54524
See 'ya.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54526
54528 54529
>>54521
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>54524
See ya
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54527
54528
>>54524
>10 hours
Don't expect me until afternoon, and I'll be intermittently available
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54528
54530 54531
>>54525
>>54526
>>54527
I was referring to the 10 hour video
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54529
54531
>>54526
You know it makes you giggle
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54530
>>54528
Kek, I missed that one
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54531
>>54528
>delayed kek
>>54529
I will admit, I do get a chuckle
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54532
54533 54534 54535
https://youtu.be/eGslweDOihs
One of these days I'm gonna compile a 4chan's greatest hits playlist and force my coworkers to listen to it
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54533
54536
>>54532
Tracy activates the other goat and eats lunch with them.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54534
pinkie_pie___suspicious_by_darkomegamk2-d489uqy.png
>>54532
>>54521
I shall hold out indefinitely
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54535
54536
>>54532
I would die if you logged on one night and said that you did it
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54536
54537 54538 54540
>>54533
https://youtu.be/x6TCnh5B8-w
As Tracy activates the other statue, ambient music suddenly starts up. The Goat materializes very much like it appears in video, and behaves comparably, accompanied by the strange music.
>>54535
My ninja-shitpost station is not complete yet
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54537
54539
>>54536
>ninja-shitpost station
You cannot say that and not explain
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54538
>>54536
I SO WANT THIS GOAT!!!!
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54539
54542
>>54537
There's not too much to it. A burner "pay-as-you-go" internet phone account (card), a tethered laptop, and an extension cord running down under my machine. I gotta check fluid levels every 1/2 hour or so,....
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54540
54541
>>54536
Tracy, Impressed by his performance, offers the goat a tin can, and a parfait, which she also gives to Infuego.
What's this goat's name?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54541
54542 54543
>>54540
Urrshurr Xp
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54542
>>54539
Huh
>>54541
So creative
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54543
54545 54547
>>54541
And that's a surprisingly fitting name given his actual abilities other than being loud and comically annoying
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54544
54545
I feel so betrayed...
Hit right in the feels
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54545
54547
4D99A1FD-ACEB-4A29-BEC8-3366B04CD8E3.jpeg
>>54543
How Stix has been doing: pic related
we don’t have to go back to him tonight if we are getting tired
>>54544
How so?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54546
So as this night and session come to a tenative close (tenative, cuz its technically always ongoing), Stix is out wandering through various parts of the forest. He's actually well on his way to Trollestia's grove, but who knows where he'll end up? Tracy is playing with toys, except these toys become real-life goats, music accompanying one and ill temper the other.
Characters are free to act (limited to my ability to respond, since I know a stack of consequential actions will probably occur Xp)
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54547
54548
>>54545
I'll wait until I am actually proven right on this one

>>54543
Uh... I think Trumpaladin needs to talk to someone
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54548
54549 54551
>>54547
I don't even understand your meaning.

Please note, play is not suspended, but this is the point where I really start shitposting, just so its known
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54549
54552
>>54548
I mean that he needs to speak with allies (Baz, in this case) about the geo-political situation, in order to inform them of what happened, learn how they can help, and also get a better understanding of what they are up against (because he still doesn't know anything about seven factions, who those pirates were, or anything but that kefka exists in the Court City with a bunch of undead)
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54550
Well, Tracy spends a few more mintues eating lunch with the two goats while her faggot attends to things.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54551
54552
>>54548
>play not suspended
Stix, clearly making no progress with the trail, sets up camp. He expertly weaves branches, leaves, and grass into a tent like structure.

He then builds a small fire and stares into it, desperately trying to recall his past.
he wouldn’t try so hard if he knew what he would remember
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54552
54553 54554
>>54549
Ah, okay
>>54551
Oh he was doing fine. Trouble is, theres miles of gibbernigger trails. Luckily, the easiest way to find them is to be out at night. ^_^

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54553
>>54552
Ah, that’s nice... but I still don’t know what a gibbernigger is!
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54554
>>54552
Unless of course, Trump can investigate the disappearances
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54555
>>54295
I'm only just getting to this,...
dude
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54556
54557
>>54521
I can't stop watching thing this video for some reason...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54557
>>54556
"IKR?" :3
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54558
54560 54562
After lunch, Tracy goes off to the holodeck and practices her new stance.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54559
1127139__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_animated_solo_thousand yard stare.gif

Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54560
54561
>>54558
Fuck off
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54561
54563
>>54560
Y tho?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54562
>>54558
I think I want to open a dojo nao.
Now that I think of it, it makes more sense for Tracy to be teaching martial disciplined to the followers of her 'cult' rather than any spooky religious undertones. Would actually contribute more to society too, since the teachings of her house could be passed down.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54563
54564 54566 54570
>>54561
For two reasons, first, this is attempt 91001 for Tracy's faggot to try to get free sneak attack every single round. Because that's exactly what this is. This is "if an opponent fails to hit you in a round, you get flanking." Which is sneak attack. But obviously opponents are going to miss a substantial portion of the time. Hell, even a high level warrior type with a +12 +7 +2 is probably going to miss on one of three of those even if it's an insanely strong fighter. Or a huge dragon is going to miss with one of its six attacks. And boom! Free +100 damage in a round just cause he found a homebrew that say that

But also, why does his character get so much more time than ours? He gets to attack a wagon. And he gets to drive into the mountains. And he gets to Wait 30 minutes as ogres fight. And he gets to come back, and then be there for a new character, and then go on an investigation which he frustratingly cuts short. And then he gets an ogre fight, and then a goat things scene. And then more training? Like how much more slowly does time pass for this character than for all of the others?

Infernius's character got what... Suit shopping? Mine got a brief conversation and a plane ride. Same with Torcuil.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54564
54565
AC557EC7-D57E-43CC-AFAB-9155B7A84ED6.jpeg
>>54563
There is always a spotlight hog anon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get along.

And get creative. The reason we see so much of Tracy is because that character is more outgoing, more direct in approach. The character isn’t afraid of consequence, so goes into danger. This danger means more dedicated time to resolve those conflicts.

I get it, you want more time to role play. It seemed very lacking today, I will agree, but approach this calmly and we can figure something out.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54565
54567 54568
>>54564
>The character
It's because the faggot is entirely dedicated to this while I was driving part of yesterday and out with a friend today, and then tonight GM focused more on him than the others
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54566
>>54563
Okay. I appreciate your attention to detail, and hope we can resolve this civilly. Now please, put the gun down.
Seriously though I get where you're coming from, and such a thing would be a piece of cake for like, Thez "Bah, that stance assumes your opponents are weak, I would never use it!" or others such. I did say it wouldn't be precisely that technique.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54567
54569 54572
>>54565
And I feel the GM is a bit biased for Tracy’s faggot as well, probably because the GM has a bit more fun with those scenarios. Look at what we are doing: I’m walking on a dirt road, and you were flying a ship. Now look at Tracy: running around, killing stuff, making goats.

Which would you choose? I won’t say it’s fair, but you got to understand where it is coming from.

Now, let’s think up a way to balance this problem. Maybe limit the turns a player can have in a row before it must be another player’s turn, no ifs ands or buts.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54568
>>54565
Thats true, I did. It seemed fitting since we all holed out for a week-ish in discord while he sat along without any word and discord fugging up instantly. So yeah, I let him take the lead a bit. It seemed fair and fitting in the long run.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54569
54572 54574
>>54567
Mostly I was jealous because I wanted to play out the investigation. Slovenia was just such a screamingly obvious suspect that I absolutely would have interrogated her. And besides that, the Adam character was stated to be at the Rusty Duck and the flower shop was not investigated...

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54570
54571 54573
>>54563
Oh stop it.
If you're going to be the rulecuck, why don't you quit wearing two suits of magical armor, or stop wearing a helm and a circlet at the same time, or send off that 17d10 magical beast companion, or that Homebrew feat that gives you four extra spells.
Most of your haxx are seemingly subtle thing that actually go a long ways in the end, often requiring Epic Level feats under normal SRD rules. You're allowed to do all that, because nobody else complains: none of the other party members care if your character has things to make him more effective, sometimes they even encourage it. You on the other hand complain about everything: every session your always policing the other characters on how they play the game, as if it's your place to decide what the rules are. Why can't you just relax and let the GM be the one to decide what he want to allow before you get butthurt?
>"""Free""" Sneak attack
It's not hard to get a """free""" sneak attack, even when you're one square away from your enemy. A smokebombs, darkness, a cloak dance, a concealed weapon.. etc. There's many methods to provide 1-turn concealment or flanking for a Sneak Attack. I like this one because she can use it without blinding party members, and it gives her allies a bit of advantage.
Why do you even care what my character can do?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54571
>>54570
>homebrew
Used twice ever and was intended to counterbalance your insistence on playing contrary to other players at the time. The difference is I don't ask for more things all the time.

>not hard
Great, do that
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54572
54576
>>54567
The goats were a hold-over from a previous session. Other than that I was trying to avoid getting started into a lengthy cinematic description only to say "whoops, we'll finish later" with Trump and co at Sparintenar. So again, yes I did allow Tracy to get a little silly.
>>54569
This is so many levels of inside-job autism that I'm taken aback. Kudos for the thought, but thats SO not it.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54573
>>54570
>Why can't you just relax and let the GM be the one to decide what he want to allow
I am letting GM decide. I'm just arguing for why I think it should be one way
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54574
54575 54595
>>54569
Ah, I knew about the Rusty Duck, but not a flower shop. You think the girl is suspect huh? Could very well be, but both my character and Tracy couldn’t see it, so that is our failing. When you get back from your trip, you could ask us about the investigation, and then go out for yourself to find out things.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54575
>>54574
He just wants an excuse to use "enhanced interrogation" on her Xp
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54576
54577 54578 54579
>>54572
>As soon as you see her, she is destroying a human figurine that has a name on it - a coworker?
>She is mesmerized by the thought of "what if that were a real person" like there's a pleasure to it
>She takes pleasure in being called "the Saw horse" - a name that has a double meaning in being compared to a fictional serial killer
>She has zero regard for the person who (presumably) is dead or at least in an unpleasant position
>She likes that he is gone, that is, had a motive to get rid of him
I absolutely would have interrogated her
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54577
>>54576
so many keks
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54578
54580
>>54576
Tbh, I was getting that feel from her too, but Tracy wouldn't be one to pry about those sort of things, unless she were offering to get rid of other annoying coworkers.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54579
54580 54581
>>54576
Couldn’t see just fire the guy or get her helpers that were loading the trebuchet to keep him away? Why go to the trouble of murder?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54580
54582 54583 54584
>>54578
That's why you should have taken the Paladin...

He may not have "gather information" or "search" but he's got sense motive like nothing else, besides magic like Zone of Truth, Discern Lies, and is strong enough to win a grapple

>>54579
Maybe she could. But Adam is the actual owner. And if she's a sadist and a sociopath, she'd be just fine killing him rather than firing him
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54581
>>54579
I find the image of some faggot "accidentally" having their leg caught on a 90 kg stone projectile that was promptly flung over 300 meters, to be absolutely hilarious.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54582
saw____twilight_sparkle____shot_gun_collar_by_familyof6-d50cqg7.png
>>54580
Totally not what I was thinking with all of it, but please continue
Okay, pretending to sleep nao
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54583
54589
>>54580
He was going to Sparta though.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54584
54585 54589
>>54580
Well, I did ask you to come along >>54077
Plus, I thought the Will thing was a joke, you know:
Fire at will!
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54585
54586
>>54584
... a joke, yes... lets go with that
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54586
54587
>>54585
Makes as much sense as a blue pony with knifes and blood lust eating with two goats see summoned, at least to me.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54587
>>54586
Why can’t I spell she today? It’s always see... damn it
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54588
54589
Tracy trains in the holodeck for the rest of the afternoon, stopping only to take notes on her newly-developed combat maneuvers, and to feed her birds (who sleep for most of the day).
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54589
54590 54591 54592
>>54583
I know. And it was frustrating because I wanted to dimension-lock shackle her (because she can teleport now for some reason), cast zone of Truth on her, and do some serious interrogation.

>>54584
I'm betting on fantasizing about killing coworkers

>>54588
And I'm sure you'll declare more actions for her later
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54590
54593 54598
>>54589
>teleport
She's a unicorn. I thought with her being all excited about maybe blowing stuff up, she might just manage it since it didn't seem consequential. Chill
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54591
54593
>>54589
I think I like the ambiguously sinister Slovenia a bit better. I have a dark sense of humor.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54592
54594
>>54589
like you haven’t wanted to put the names of people you hate on a target and mow it down before

Or is that just me and I’m just as evil?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54593
>>54591
Well I don't.

>>54590
>Chill
Never
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54594
54595
>>54592
Well obviously on it's own it doesn't mean much, but in the totality of the circumstances, I think we have at least reasonable suspicion
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54595
54597 54600
>>54594
And like I said here >>54574
When you get back, have at an interrogation. Your free to do so.

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54596
"Wait, WHAT? That's IT? Oh HELL no," yells a voice as if from nowhere.
Stix, you haven't met Thez yet.
"I didn't sit through all that monkey bullshit for over a week, just to sit here while everyone fast-travels around! I had stuff that I wanted to do!" she says, from the middle of the quarantine area,... that's still holding sjws from that one time,....
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54597
54599
>>54595
That's forever from now though
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54598
345.gif
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>>54590
>She's a unicorn
Pls gibe Earth-Pony Strength for Tracy.
Or at least for the sake of performing cartoonish mundane tasks, like pulling oversized wagons up mountains.
*Wanting of things intensifies*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54599
>>54597
I know, it’s hard when you made a choice you think isn’t going to be as fun. But here is my advice:

You can make an excuse to come back, like claim you forgot something and then ask us how it goes and start the interrogation, or... pick up some torture equipment on your journey there and say you need to drop it off back at base, then do all the stuff from part one
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54600
54601
>>54595
Quick terms:
Rusty Duck: Port Barry (home city) Local Favorite Eatery, Pub, Inn, etc.
Sticky Wicket: Favorite Eatery, Inn, Pub, etc. of travelers and Thez, because they stock her favorite booz.
Belligerent Gnome: Local weapons shop, featuring fine-masterwork equipment as available.
There's also a Mage shop, a Butcher shop, a tailor shop, and a variety of equally-specific trades and crafts shops.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54601
54602 54603 54605
>>54600
I will definitely look into these... when I can find my way out of the forest
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54602
54604
>>54601
Don't get eaten.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54603
54609
>>54601
Were you trying to go all the way to that city with the Elven name or just to see if you could find Trollestia? Because those are two radically different things
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54604
54606
>>54602
*writes the pro-tip in journal*
Awesome, be everyone will know what I failed at once I get alll the tips written down and they find it next to my remains
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54605
54607
<cont>
Ben Shapiro runs the Jewelry shop
There's a device in the building/tower (literally Trump Tower) that will resurrect a person off of a stored drop of blood (in case they get squished) called the entertron
>>54601
Not so fast, its night time in the forest. I'm already a couple hours late getting to sleep, so I'm not gonna begin that shit, but don't be surprised if Stix is fighting for his life very soon in game time.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54606
>>54604
Kek
/A8XB
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No.54607
54608
>>54605
Ah yes, the Gibberlings
\r
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54608
>>54607
*Gibbernigger
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54609
54610 54611 54612
122D1245-2260-4EC6-88F9-4EB64789C0F6.png
>>54603
I had no idea the grove was on the map, so yeah, I was headed to the elf looking name on the map.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54610
>>54609
Don't worry about it.
My character spent most of her time trying to expand the map as well. Exploring is good.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54611
54613
>>54609
Uh... How skilled is your character at diplomacy? That's not a Ranger class skill. No one has been to that area before. Trumpaladin pointed out the direction of the grove and what it looks like
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54612
54613
>>54609
Oh, you won't die. Well, you might die I suppose, but thats a later on issue
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54613
54614 54615 54619
>>54611
Like I said, I don’t know D&D, so I could be as skilled as a doorstop for all I know, but if I was to make a diplomat skill, it would be decent
And yeah, you pointed that out, but I don’t know what’s what on the map yet.
>>54612
What is the quickest character death you have seen in these six months, if any have died?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54614
54616
>>54613
>Quickest
Sometimes, GM will get irritated/bored and make your character explode spontaneously.
Other than that, I don't think anyone has died, except for Torc who got turned to sand by mummies.
>Inb4 Tracy is kill
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54615
54617
>>54613
Online? No one has died quickly (so 3-4 months), and no one lastingly. IRL, one guy died during the first session, and while shortly revived, he was re-killed shortly thereafter
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54616
>>54614
Well then... next time I will get to see if I break some sort of record. But let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. I would like to survive past the first day if possible, heh.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54617
>>54615
Sorry to here some died IRL, was revived, but later died anyway. How was the funeral?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54618
Tracy's faggot pretends to go to sleep.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54619
54620 54633
>>54613
The only character deaths have been Torcuil who was mauled to death by a lion (not in combat) and Torcuil getting killed by mummy rot after an encounter (which no one noticed he was infected with)
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54620
54621 54622 54633
>>54619
There was also the time that Torcuil and Tracy exploded cuz GM was on a proxy and they asked "Who r u?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54621
54622 54623
>>54620
Note to self, never ask who someone is. You may explode.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54622
>>54620
What a way to break a six month no-dying streak..
>>54621
Good idea.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54623
54624 54625
>>54621
Exploding isn't so bad, you just wake up in the entertron, revived and refreshed. The only downside?
You're still hungry.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54624
54626 54629
>>54623
But is it you? Or is it just a clone programmed with your memories?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54625
54627 54628 54629
>>54623
What happens if you die of starvation?
Now that I think of it, I don't think anyone ever fed those orcs... Might test it out myself later just to see what happens.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54626
>>54624
In the D&D universe material beings are hylomorphic. They consist of both the material component and an immaterial "soul" that is not destroyed on death (normally) and can be used to resurrect the character
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54627
54629
>>54625
Yeah... if you come out just as hungry from the device, which is starving, then it would be an endless death loop.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54628
>>54625
She'll probably miscarry first
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54629
54630
>>54624
Its "you", Stix as opposed to "you", Stix' faggot. Otherwise we're not going to get into arguments of authenticity of a synthesized body.
>>54625
"Oh now you say that, after I just fed them!"
>>54627
One can prevent the body degradation from starvation by repeatedly using the entertron, but its the law of diminishing returns in that event
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54630
>>54629
Well guys, I absolutely cannot stay wake any longer. I will try to be on tomorrow. See you then.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54633
54634
>>54619
>>54620
>RIP me
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54634
54635
>>54633
I definitely need to look through the previous threads to see how those happened.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54635
54636 54639
>>54634
Let's see,
>1st time
We don't speak about this on
Shitposted by rolling to shoot Trump.
Got a fucking Nat 20
Autism/cancer happened, and Fae had killed Torc even after GM's insistence that my action never happened

>2nd
We fought mummies, Torc got hit during battle. Afterwards, Torc healed everyone, but they were all being loot faggots and failed to notice Torc dying on the floor until it was too late.
>3rd
Posted "You are a pirate" GM got it stuck in his head, gave Torc an aneurysm.
>4th
New ID appeared in a thread.
Tracy's faggot and I asked who they are.
Cue head explosions.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54636
54637
>>54635
>stabs haggis with zweihander
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54637
54638
>>54636
Y tho
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54638
54640
>>54637
Y naot?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54639
54640
Look of Doom.png
>>54635
You know, you could have told us that you failed your saving throw

>We do not speak of this
Oh come on, the image of a weak wizard being mauled to death by a companion animal is hilarious
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54640
54641
>>54639
I didn't know I had a saving throw, or what the hell it was even for.
>We don't speak of it
I was referring to the one things unless you'd like to inform the new player of them?, but it isn't as hilarious when it was for nothing
>>54638
Do you know what Tracy's faggot meant by that?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54641
54643
>>54640
No. Do i want to?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54643
54644 54645
Spoilered
>>54641

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54644
54645
>>54643
I will always hate you for making me read that with my own two eyes
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54645
>>54643
>>54644
Reeeeeeee
wRUJL
?
No.54646
[1d20+31 = 37]
Rolling to perform some acrobatic tricks to practice maneuvers and put on a show in the town's square, because why not.
Eagle's Splendor for extra Char on the Dance check.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54648
54650
Lipizzaner-stallion-jump-show.jpg
forgot pic
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54649
Does the spartan town have a library?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54650
54651 54652
spannsh-riders.jpg
>>54648
Can't get enough of those jumping horses.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54651
54653
>>54650
Horses are majestic as fuck
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54652
>>54650
>Good hores
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54653
3A3C409B00000578-0-image-a-31_1478808902726.jpg
lipizzaner-wfls-capriole-new.jpg
article-2216845-1578903F000005DC-804_964x654.jpg
Skolor-ovan-mark-IN_CONTENT.jpg
lipizzan-levade.jpg
>>54651
Noble creatures indeed.
BM2PR
?
No.54654
54656 54657 54658 54659 54660 54863
milo_shrug.png
[1d20+39 = 59]
Well if Tracy's faggot is going to just declare this sort of shit then so am I

Give a grand speech on the holiness of Football and Elway, using both charm domain powers and Eagle's splendor
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54655
Wait a minute.. Why am I practicing circus tricks at a port, when I could be helping out the negotiations and entertaining the Spartans?
Is what Tracy thinks, as she finishes landing a backflip.

Tracy speeds off towards Spartintar like a lil blue bolt, hoping to catch up with her husband.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54656
54659
>>54654
What charm spell did you use?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54657
>>54654
Nice roll.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54658
>>54654
n-nice
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54659
54664
1515988391260.png
>>54654
PRAISE AMERICAN!

>>54656
It's the charm domain special power. A +4 charisma bonus for a minute
Oq8HH
?
No.54660
54661 54662
[1d20 = 7]
>>54654
Well i might aswell do stuff too.
>gives speech on the glory and righteousness of national socialism.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54661
>>54660
I dont know why i suspected i would succeed.
tFvLF
?
No.54662
54663
[1d20+4 = 8]
Stop touching the bump limit dammit
>>54660
Torc gives a TED talk on the magic of memes
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54663
>>54662
Well fuck you too dice
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54664
>>54659
I want a Domain...
Think I'll take a feat like that in a couple levels. I think Madness Domain would be good for Tracy's Inflict Spells, since her Wis is so low.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54665
*is running*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54668
54669 54671
1137146__safe_artist-colon-ranviet_derpy hooves_female_insanity_mare_pegasus_pony_simple background_smiling_solo_transparent background_vector.png
>>54521
I've been listening to this for an unhealthy amount of time now...
I need a pony song.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54669
54670
>>54668
Are you okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k-_xC84v_4
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54670
54671
903228__safe_derpy hooves_epic rage time_female_final hallway xiii_fire_god has come to reap the sinners_image macro_insanity_jontron_mare_meme_pegasus.gif
>>54669
No..
Anonymous
1XpLs
?
No.54671
54673 54674 54676
>>54668
>>54670
Try this one. Give it time to grow on you
https://youtu.be/vtBqTFsiLxM

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54673
54675
>>54671
Never was a big fan of rock, but that’s just me.

I’m at chapter one on this song, (props to them making such a long song, that takes effort) but they lay on those drums like it’s a battle when they are explaining the peaceful times the empire had. Just seems out of place to me.

I liked those “ye olde” ballad parts though. I always enjoyed the old classical music to more modern music.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54674
54675
>>54671
https://youtu.be/iqo__OKvb5Q
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54675
54677
>>54673
I find the classical/rock to be pretty interesting, never heard it before.
>>54674
Wut
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54676
>>54671
Thanks. That at least was able to gas the fucking moeblobs hopping around in my brain.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54677
54678
>>54675
https://youtu.be/GZMRG_8mUs0
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54678
MuhSides.png
>>54677

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54679
54700
*trots*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54680
54681 54685
*collapses in a heap*
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54681
>>54680
*roman dabs*
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54682
54683
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
*revels in being the mouth piece of God, as he continues to preach pure Truth*
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54683
54684
Spoilered
>>54682
But still no pony to cuddle...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54684
>>54683
I outta fix the eyelashes on that pic sometime.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54685
54690
>>54680
It's been that kind of day...
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54687
54689 54690
Spoilered
I made this shitty recolor, just because Infernius asked for it.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54689
>>54687
10/10
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54690
54691
>>54687
l.. lewd Very nice job
>>54685
Fukkin' A it has

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54691
54692
>>54690
The rabbit is locked
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54692
>>54691
My bad
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54693
54694 54698
1519070997238.jpg
-Garfield! If you erase Monday from existence, Tuesday will just take its place!
-Then I'll erase everything, starting with you, Jon. Now come, show me what you're made of!!
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54694
54695 54697
>>54693
But, then there would be no lasagna...
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54695
54699 54719
>>54694
JOIN THE RABBIT
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54697
>>54694
Garfield does things he sometimes regrets on Mondays..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6GHTdBign0
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54698
54701
>>54693
I can relate to Garfield better than most other fictional characters
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54699
>>54695
I have no idea how this works... sorry. Trying to, but it may take some time
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54700
54702 54703
>>54679
*goes to Sparta*
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54701
54702
>>54698
I think that's what made his comic so popular.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54702
>>54700
Meep meep
>>54701
Must be
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54703
6fb.jpg
>>54700
*but still hasn't found the Paladin with the incredible hair*
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54704
54705
Tracy brings Sparkle with her because she's lonely and he could use a walk.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54705
54707
>>54704
Alejandro Garcia-Menendez?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54706
Sparkle?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54707
54709
>>54705
Even Infernius isn't dumb enough to give a doggo a name too long for him to remember.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54708
>hiss that sounds a lot like "yahtzee"
"We're playing fucking blackjack, BLACKJACK DAMMIT"
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54709
54710
>>54707
It's the name on his birth certificate
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54710
54711
>>54709
He's undocumented: he has no birth certificate.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54711
54712
acta-america-brith.png
>>54710
But he still has an Acta de Nacimiento
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54712
54713
>>54711
I prefer Sparkle.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54713
54714 54715
>>54712
Okay, Alejandro "brillar" Garcia-Menendez it is
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54714
>>54713
Or "Destello." I like that one
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54715
54716 54717
>>54713
Wut nao?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54716
>>54715
Brad insists on giving Infernius's doggo a Spic name.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54717
>>54715
The name of Infernius's Chihuahua
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54718
>hiss "king me"
Chess peice fly around the room
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54719
54720
>>54695
Damn my mobile posting. It won’t let me just search it for some reason. Looks like it isn’t going to happen.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54720
>>54719
You need an account for it anyway. It's just the EqG movie.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54721
*pets doggo*
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54722
*pets dander-free kitty*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54723
*pets a stick*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54724
54725 54726
Goodnight
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54725
>>54724
'Night
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54726
>>54724
Night
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54727
54728 54729
Morning.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54728
54729
>>54727
Morning
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54729
54730 54731
>>54727
>>54728
>tfw the light outside keeps you from sleeping in
https://youtu.be/3tBgvnJZC-Q
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54730
tumblr_n2zufebvdR1t0sy23o1_500.jpg
>>54729

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54731
>>54729
I know this feel
dice 1d20+13
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54732
54733 54735
dog.jpg
Tracy dashes towards Sparta at 500 ft/round, Sparkle sticking his head out of her saddlebag with his tongue flapping about like a flag.
rolling Sparkle's Ride check, because I'm that bored.
wRUJL
?
No.54733
54734
[1d20+13 = 33]
>>54732

Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54734
>>54733
It appears that Sparkle excels in riding ponies.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54735
54736
Do go on.jpg
>>54732

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54736
54737
>>54735
Sparkle deserves some love. Tracy is delivering him to Infernius, so she can berate him for not taking proper care of him.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54737
54738
>>54736
That's not why, but whatever. Sure, deliver Destello to Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54738
54739
04wtf4.jpg
>>54737
Name your own pets, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
Vid unrelated
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54739
54740 54741
>>54738
And you named him "Sparkle," which sounds like a homosexual stripper
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54740
54742
>>54739
Infernius named him.
>stripper
Get your head out of the gutter. That's perfectly fine for a dog's name.
Anonymous
U+yGZ
?
No.54741
>>54739
Do you know of many homo strippers to know about that?

Just playing with ya.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54742
>>54740
Well so is Alejandro. Anyways, why do you care?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54743
54744 54753 54763
dt.gif
>GM collapses for the second day in a row
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54744
54745
>>54743
*pats back*

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54745
54746
>>54744
TY. So how goes it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54746
>>54745
Eh, uneventful, but still tiring..
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54747
54748
How fast is the airship?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54748
54749
>>54747
Good question. Unknown at this time.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54749
54750 54752
>>54748
How many rounds would it take Tracy to gallop to Sparta at full speed?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54750
54751
>>54749
You know, she literally has all day.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54751
>>54750
I was just wondering.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54752
54757
>>54749
>thinking the map is that detailed/plotted
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54753
54754
>>54743
That bad eh?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54754
54756 54757 54768
>>54753
It's ~15 degrees outside. The only method I have for freeing up frozen units of food (which is all of them) is by swinging a 10lbs dead-blow sledge at an awkward angle anywhere from 10-25x per unit. Today we ran ~ 40 units, so that's anywhere from 400-1000 swings. While doing other things.

I hate the winter.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54755
*wood
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54756
54759
1494037828888.png
>>54754
It's 78 fucking degrees in my apartment, and has been for days (and most of 2018) because the apartment complex refuses to turn on the air conditioning system. Worse, it's above 70 and also raining outside, so opening windows does no good

I too, hate winter
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54757
54758
9b0.jpg
>>54752
Yeah, it was a stupid question...
I was just crunching numbers to figure out how fast Tracy could run irl (114 mph, I think).
>>54754
Fug, that sounds awful...
*keks in Floridian*
It's been really fucking insufferably humid this week though...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54758
54762
>>54757
Translation, ~60 mph (terminal velocity, wind resistance,... the D&D guys aren't physicists)
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.54759
54760
1517974198595.gif
>>54756
>he thinks 78 degrees is hot
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54760
54761
>>54759
It's 78 degrees inside of the apartment at midnight. It's miserable to go to sleep in
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.54761
>>54760
Just get some air movement going. Don't you have a fan?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54762
54763 54764 54765
>>54758
>Terminal velocity
Terminal velocity only applies to falling objects though.
I figured i Tracy's running speed was 500 ft/round, and a round was 3 seconds, her full running speed should be 113.6364 mph.

Also, by those measurements, flying dragons are slow as fuck.
Anonymous
U+yGZ
?
No.54763
54766
>>54762
But there is still wind resistance, though my math isn’t up to snuff to calculate these things.
>>54743
Sorry to hear your having a rough time.
*trys to will you more luck*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54764
>>54762
First off, a round is 6 seconds, not 3. For two, yes terminal velocity only applies to falling objects. Are you suggesting that there would be less friction and wind resistance if a person was running along a surface than there would be from free-fall?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54765
54770
>>54762
Where the hell are you getting 500 ft a round? That's way the fuck out of all proportion. Your character's base speed is 40ft, which you should be grateful for because that is faster than any humonoid in the game
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54766
54767
>>54763
>wind resistance.
She has the Necklace of Adaption: projects a bubble of fresh air around her. Think of her body like a torpedo with a hydrophobic paint coating.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54767
>>54766
Faster speed is not a part of the necklace of adaptation
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54768
54769
>>54754
That doesn't sound fun
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54769
54771
bc.jpg
>>54768

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54770
54772 54775
1477399__safe_artist-colon-evehly_rainbow dash_-colon-3_animated_clothes_crossover_cute_dashabetes_dumb running ponies_female_floppy ears_gif_gotta go .gif
>>54765
Her base speed is 40 (racial) + 10 (Pali-mount increase) = 50 ft/round
With her special horseshoes, her ground speed doubles, bringing it up to 100 ft/round.
With a full-round action, she can Run to move at up to five times her normal speed, bringing her speed up to 500 ft/round. If she's ahem spurred in action, her absolute maximum speed is 510 ft/round for a single turn.

Best mount.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54771
>>54769
Kek
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54772
54773
>>54770
Thez looks at speed stats.
"Ha, my full speed is 555 ft/round." Xp
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54773
54774 54776
>>54772
>trips
"I'll get faster someday, you'll see..."
Anonymous
R8R9k
?
No.54774
54777
>>54773
Fuck off
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54775
54778
>>54770
Also, she can't go full speed in the first round. Best case, she can move at 3x her base movement rate in the first round, then 5x in the second.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54776
>>54773
>Gotta go fast plays in background
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54777
>>54774
*contemplates taking a lvl in Barbarian, just for the speed*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54778
54779
>>54775
You're correct. It'd take her a couple rounds to accelerate.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54779
54780
>>54778
But still, you're talking ~80ft/sec. which at 5280 f/mi is ~66 seconds/mile which is - as I said - about 60mph.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54780
54781
>>54779
Ah, it seems I made an arithmetic mistake there.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54781
>>54780
I'm using way less-precise calculations/results, but yeah its at about that speed.
Which is also very nearly the terminal velocity of a humanoid-sized object at freefall.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54782
54783
when he presses X.png
Okay then, Tracy, running faster than a cheetah, gallops towards Sparta, with Sparkle's head sticking out of the side pocket on her saddlebag having the time of his life.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54783
54784
>>54782
If it's terminal velocity, 122 mph
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54784
54785
Tl:dr I've crunchded many maths
About 5 months ago this is what I wanted to say, but that's cuz the Game seems to operate weird in recollection as far as time is concerned, the correct duration is 9 months ago, I went on a 2-day binge precisely calculating speeds, acceleration, free-fall, wind-resistance/friction, and a whole slough of D&D related expressions.
"In particular, he was calculating the amount of damage an adamantine (simulated - monk fist) object falling from 3/4 of a mile would do upon successfully striking an opponent!"
Yes. Those calculations led to further calculations, onioned by more calculations,.... What I came up with is that 65mph is an acceptable and reasonable speed limit, just because I don't want to have to get so autistic that I get nosebleeds trying to determine precisely what is what.
>>54783
Maybe with absolute reduction of wind-profile, but generally I'd put it at 85 TOPS

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54785
54786 54793
>>54784
>onioned
Kek.
I still want a 5lb glassteel cannon ball
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54786
54788
>>54785
No you don't. You want a 2lbs hollow glassteel sphere
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54787
54789
But Tracy hasn't delivered that sketch yet
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54788
54791
>>54786
I did the math for a 5lb solid shell dammit
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54789
54790 54791
>>54787
What sketch?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54790
>>54789
Saw-hoers' blueprints
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54791
54792 54796
>>54789
The note Slovenia asked you to give to Torcuil.
>>54788
Relax, it'll be 5lbs
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54792
>>54791
Oh, yeah.
I'll remember to have her give it to Torc when she gets there.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54793
54796
>>54785
Put an Arcane Mark on it, so you can summon it back after you use it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54794
54795 54796
I g2g
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54795
>>54794
>pets pony
See ya later
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54796
54797 54802
>>54791
I'm just saying if I did the math for a solid five pound tank shell, I don't wanna end up with a 2lb hollow sphere.
Also, is there a library in the town?
>>54793
Smart...

If it doesn't melt
>>54794
See ya
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54797
54798
>>54796
Cuz its going to stay hollow, and not get filled with nitro and all sorts of shrapnel and explodey-bits?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54798
54799
>>54797
But that's with a trebuchet, not telekinesis
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54799
54800 54804
>>54798
>doesn't want explosive Trebuchet rounds
My bad. I had forgotten you have your own rail-gun-esque game-breaker in the works
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54800
54801
>>54799
>sigh
I never said I didn't want the trebuchet rounds, but I also want my magic powered rail gun for special situations.
Torc also wants to look for books and start engineering.
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54801
54805
>>54800
noted. Its an 'in case of emergencies' cannon
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54802
54805
>>54796
>Melt
Lenos said he'd tried to destroy the tower multiple times: unless enchanted to be so, the material must be uber heat-resistant.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54803
BTW, I'm thinking about streaming Idiocracy. I could just watch it, but except for Tracy's faggot who can't ever see anything, I like watching w/ the rest of u faggots.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54804
54807
>>54799
I'd like explosive sling bullets.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54805
54806
>>54801
Yes
>>54802
>mach 10
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54806
54807 54809
why-do-you-even-want-an-apron-because-im-a-30056725.png
>>54805
Telekinesis is a great spell.
Now I want a ring...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54807
>>54804
I'm shocked
>>54806
see above
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54808
Movie would start in ~70 minutes
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54809
54810
>>54806
>Torc makes wands for everybody but Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54810
>>54809
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54811
54812
Tracy can buy most mundane items at the port, right?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54812
>>54811
Yup
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54813
54814 54817 54818
I’m going to try hinting the story I’m thinking up for Stix. hopefully it won’t suck, I never tried writing a story before

Stix stares into his small fire at the campsite, pondering all the events so far in this strange world. The crazy people, the interesting environments, but for some reason, his mind kept drifting to the fire trap he encountered when he first arrived. He wasn’t hurt by it, maybe a bit surprised, but that was nothing new considering being thrown into a new place with all kinds of characters telling you your dead.

But still, he couldn’t get the image of the fire out of his head. He tries to take his mind off of it by looking to the stars for a while. “I wonder if the constellations are different here? Let’s see... there is the Ursa Major and th-“

Was it getting warmer? Stix glances at his camp fire. It was still the same intensity. So why is it so hot all of a sudden? He gets up at takes a few steps back, but the heat is getting worse. In a panic, Stix throws dirt on the fire, but it won’t go out, in fact, it grows, seemingly in spite to the attempt to snuff it out. “I must be ill. It feels my body is roasting! And why can’t I put out the damn fire?” Almost in response, the fire creeps out of the pit which held it back and inches toward the increasingly frightened pony.

Stix attempts to flee, but is stopped before he can even finish turning around as the ground around him ignites to add to the blazing heat. He observes everything burst into flame. The path he traveled, the trees around him, and... even the sky! Had he gone mad? He didn’t ponder this for long as the inferno overtook him where he stood. He watched in horror as his forelegs were wrapped in a blue film for half a second before releasing the bright orange and yellow glow in a roar.

He screamed in pain and begged for it to stop, but to no avail. He looked forwards helplessly, believing these to be his last moments as he observed the ground slowly rise up, as if he was sinking where he stood. From among the tears streaming down his face as if trying to quench the blaze, he took note of something shining before him. As he looked closer to inspect it, a jewel seems to float toward him in a puddle of molten gold. All of his attention is now on this jewel as the world appears to fade to black around him. He watches it forms cracks under the extreme heat, spiderwebbing, until it shatters with a loud... CRACK!

Stix jumps at the sound, awaking from this nightmare drenched in sweat. He quickly realized he had fallen asleep next to the fire. Nearly in a blink of an eye, Stix throws heaps of dirt onto the fire and stomps it repetitively. He then runs back about thirty feet and curls up into a ball. Things are starting to become clearer, and he wished he hadn’t been trying to remember now. “S-so... that’s the way I... died?”

I know that wasn’t very good. Very heavy in cliché and such, but I felt I needed to try making the character a little more interesting.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54814
54815
>>54813
At least you didn't accidentally write Braveheart...

And actually, not half bad at all.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54815
>>54814
>accidentally write Braveheart
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54816
54820
375299__safe_artist-colon-assasinmonkey_applejack_spike_beautiful_daily deviation_epic_king timber wolf_scenery_timber wolf.png
411055__safe_artist-colon-huussii_applejack_spike_badass_beautiful_epic_glowing eyes_king timber wolf_scene interpretation_size difference_technical ad.png
198219__safe_solo_30 minute art challenge_artist-colon-atryl_timber wolf.png
737345__safe_artist-colon-nameless-dash-fairy_trixie_female_fight_magic_mare_monster_painting_pony_scenery_timber wolf_unicorn.png
350046__safe_artist-colon-eosphorite_badass_glow_solo_timber wolf.jpg
How scary of a monster would a adult Timber Wolf be? Like a Brachyurus, only with the plant subtype? It'd definitely be a powerful and dangerous creature.
Forget I asked. No spoilers.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54817
>>54813
Great.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54818
>>54813
>cliche
Not at all. I'm not sure where you're going with it, and I look forward to seeing more.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54819
BTW, movie
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54820
54821 54822
>>54816
I had a life and death for my character, certainly planned out and part of it was written out.

I stopped when Tracy's faggot made fun of me for saying that I wanted my character's backstory to overlap with his...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54821
F282DF5A-AE3C-430C-AFDD-1402D74D82DF.jpeg
>>54820
Well, that is just plain rude Tracy’s faggot.

I would like to hear the story if you still want to share it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54822
>>54820
I did that? Sorry...
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54823
54824
>considers writing a slightly different backstory so Torc isn't "William Wallace with memes and (((jews)))"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54824
54825
>>54823
You should put more emphasis on the cave where he studied meme magick.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54825
54826
>>54824
Good idea
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54826
54827 54830 54835
>>54825
Anyway, what I was saying is that Idiocracy analyzes the dynamic of a "responsible" household working in the midst of a society that is ass-backward. I'd been contemplating the movie for several days, as I continue to attempt to understand how I might hope to positively influence those I interact with.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54827
54828
>>54826
Wut even...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54828
54829 54832
>>54827
Surely you noticed the subtext of "a rational person surrounded by idiots"?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54829
>>54828
Well, yes I get what your saying.
It's more the fact...

You know what, never mind
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54830
54831
>>54826
>responsible household working in the midst of a society that is ass-backward
Isn’t that called life as we know it today?

>I'd been contemplating the movie for several days, as I continue to attempt to understand how I might hope to positively influence those I interact with.
That’s nice, but I’m not sure how come the movie helps you in doing this. Maybe it shows you something you haven’t considered, but I think a movie can only teach you so much about helping to interact and influence people positively.

Oh, and sorry for not watching it with you, but the system is still giving me problems.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54831
>>54830
90% sure he's bullshitting us, that movie was weird as hell
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54832
54833
>>54828
The point of the movie was that Not Sure was really just an average guy, but he did nothing with his life.
Part of the lesson was to get "average" people to at least try to make a difference in society. Everyday you hear people of every political affiliation complaining about how the people who run their governments are "idiots", without doing anything to to fix it themselves. All of the issues in the universe were really just basic problems that were collectively ignored by humanity because nobody cared enough to even think of trying to fix them.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54833
54837 54838
>>54832
Agreed, nominally. I for one find myself amongst "households" and "peers" who are more interested in buying the latest I-phone or putting rims on their car - to say the least - than planning for their children's future who they already have or hell, just cleaning their damn room.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54834
54835 54836 54840
I want dire goats and dire cattle for Tracy's ranch. Actually, I want dire everything. A dire farm.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54835
54838
379.gif
>>54826
>>54826
>a "responsible" household working in the midst of a society that is ass-backward... how I might hope to positively influence those I interact with
There is but one hope anon

>>54834
>Wants more things, he declares for the third time in an inactive day
Well no shit
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54836
>>54834
>Tracy wanting something really strange
>not gamebreaking, just weird
I'm so shocked
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54837
>>54833
That's part of what makes the movie so depressingly accurate.. but also makes it more compelling to try to make something of your life.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54838
>>54833
That is why they are called normies. They are so deep in the matrix, they can even see that they are illogical and motivated by shallow desires. It is amazing to see play before your eyes once you detach yourself from this lifestyle isn’t it?

>>54835
You depress me sometimes anon.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54839
54842
Where could I find dire livestock though..
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54840
54844
>>54834
Gee, its a pity you let those Ogres wander off with that dire cattle isn't it
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54841
>ITT faggots discussing the themes and morality of Idiocracy
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54842
54843
>>54839
Can you go one day without shopping?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54843
54845
>>54842
You might want to consider keeping this line away from the ladies, at the very least the real ones.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54844
54846
>>54840
Tbh, that was my way of subtly hinting I haven't given up on the ogres...

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54845
54847 54848
>>54843
>Real human ladies
I learned my lesson on that one. Never again
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54846
54850
>>54844
An entire herd of dire cattle can't be that hard to track.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54847
>>54845
RIP
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54848
54850
>>54845
Care to share? I’m all ears.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54849
Shabby was probably just a soyboy. Real ogres appreciate layers.
BM2PR
?
No.54850
54851 54852 54853
1507355229015.gif
>>54846
If only you had the tracking feat and weren't dozens of miles away

>>54848
Years of putting up with psychopathy and emotional outbursts (usually in public), besides the selfishness. I could say more, but why
\r
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54851
>>54850
Ouch
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54852
>>54850
>but why?
‘Cause it’s good to let out your frustrations and get things off your chest. I’m not saying you have to, just that you may want to.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54853
54854
>>54850
Well, they were in the mountains, and a herd of dire cattle leaves a pretty clear trail (like 2 dozen sets of tracks), so it shouldn't be that hard.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54854
>>54853
Okay, when Fae or Stix gets around to it, they can track. Since they are the only ones with the ability to track
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54855
54856
Tracy summons a crow to deliver a message to Infernius that she's borrowing Sparkle.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54856
54857
>>54855
>U-turn
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54857
54858
>>54856
Great. Now she can spend several hours going back because I am pretty sure she's already to Sparintenar by now
Mrs. Sentry
PVrAk
?
No.54858
54861
>>54857
Worth it.
Sparta wouldn't be that far away anyway. Remember that time Tracy flew there in two rounds after Brad called her?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54859
54860 54861
Mixed Nuts: a breakdown
>80% Tracy and Trump's faggots bickering
>10% sex scenes
>5% shitposting
>4% metafagging
>1% actually playing
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54860
>>54859
And we wouldn’t have it any other way
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54861
54862 54864 54867
>>54858
And she wasn't called this time, so she can take a while

Why is a few cows so much better than performing before an eager audience though? Whatever

Trumpaladin should have taken Felicia. I was going to have him take Slovenia but then she was an essential NPC for the other thing

>>54859
You forgot Shopping
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54862
54863
>>54861
>perform
>audience
"<sob>"
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54863
54865
>>54862
GM, don't forget >>54654

Mrs. Sentry
PVrAk
?
No.54864
>>54861
Mostly, because I don't want the trail to go cold.
Tracy's isn't exactly a performer anyway. Sure, she plays (*shudders*) dubstep, but her perform is just an improvsed tumble. She just noticed that people gather when she's doing backflips in the streets while juggling katanas.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54865
54866 54868 54869
>>54863
Where did that take place? Was that at Port Barry or Sparintenar?
Also, don't forget: https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54866
54868
>>54865
*sigh*
Here we go again...
*begins watching for another ten hours*
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54867
54870 54871 54875
>>54861
A breakdown by each player
>Trump
69% Complaining about Tracy and her faggot
30% Fucking mares and shit
1% "baptisms"
>Tracy
33% Meta-fagging
33% Playing
33% fucking Trump
1% doing hell knows what
>Infernius
50% fucking Thez
50% getting ignored by Hitler
>Torc
90% wondering what the hell is going on and what he's doing
10% shitposting
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54868
54869 54870 54871
>>54865
Well, he hasn't left Sparintenar since he arrived there, so definitely Sparentinar

>>54866
Get that weeaboo shit out of your head. This is a pony neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY&t
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54869
54872
>>54865
Not again...
>>54868
THERE'S MORE?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54870
54872 54873
>>54867
>Stix isn’t on the list
This must mean I ain’t done shit huh? I hope to change that this weekend.
>>54868
This artist has some great talent, just too bad I don’t care for his style of metal rock. It’s not bad, just my taste in music.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54871
54872
ff1.png
>>54867
>pic related
>>54868
R u serious? MLP-inspired symphonic metal opera julienne fries?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54872
54873 54874
>>54870
I will admit that it is a bit of an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some tastes

Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMYKSdZdAY

>>54871
>>54869
Sure why not?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54873
>>54870
I just haven't really gotten to see much, but yes lets make that change this weekend.
>>54872
>Classical metal
I meant I love this stuff
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54874
>>54872
>acquire some taste
Umm... sure... I guess not sure why I can’t just like what music I want to like, but I can try

I do like that song a bit better.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54875
54876
looks better.png
>>54867
You didn't do one for Thez.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54876
54877 54880
>>54875
>Thez
40% fucking infernius
40% being damn cryptic
20% casting dancing lights and singing
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54877
54878
>>54876
Accurate.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54878
54879 54881
>>54877
Just like the others
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54879
>>54878
Agreed.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54880
54881 54882
pony_ranger.jpg
>tfw raping the overboard
Hey look, Mlpol just topped 2500 UIDs. Time for another "the site is dying" thread!
Seriously, have a good night
>pic unrelated, just something I came across while searching MLP Ranger
>>54876
That's,... about right. Id throw in 5% putting gems on things, but yeah.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54881
54883
>>54878
Nah, Tracy's at least 50% meta fagging and especially shopping

>>54880
Oh I'm playing the waiting game right now. I'll let you guess what for
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54882
>>54880
Night
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54883
54884
>>54881
Obviously for my birthday, thanks for remembering Xp

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54884
54885 54887
I kind of want to make another U-turn, but I don't want to lose that trail...
*runs in circles*
Decisions, descisions...
>>54883
Happy birthday, Anon.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54885
54886
>>54884
Baz is going to ask Trumpaladin where his horse is
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54886
>>54885
Yeah, I'd just considered that.
*zips around*
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54887
54889 54890
>>54884
It's not actually my birthday
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54888
Praise Epona

Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54889
>>54887
Oh, okay.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54890
294CD5A3-331B-4E3F-B61F-6C4B4A25E515.png
>>54887
Why lie to us? What have we done to deserve such scandalous deception?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54891
54892
I can't get over that not liking onions or parfait thing though. I'm going to see what's up with those ogres after she delivers that letter and does other crap in Sparta.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54892
54893 54894
>>54891
Maybe they are upset because they are being displaced by refugees arriving into their swamp?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54893
54895
>>54892
I think shabby was just retarded for his species, or something.
I might have her speak with the other ogres. Hopefully shabby hasn't been badmouthing her.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54894
54895
>>54892
They should have built a wall and enforced the boarders. It’s their own fault for having an open boarder policy.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54895
>>54894
This.

Port Barry had a wall when they found it, and even so Trumpaladin built a new wall to the east to help inclose more land in the town. And the Tower had a wall around it. So why don't they just build a wall

>>54893
She really should talk to her boyfriend first
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54896
54897 54899
Ponies are magical beasts, right?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54897
54898 54901
>>54896
I can't tell what creature subtype to categorize them as. I've been treating her as humanoid, but humanoid doesn't really make sense for them as a race...
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54898
54903
>>54897
Let's just go with Humanoid for relevant purposes
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54899
>>54896
I would guess so because their magic can be taken way by Tirek, rendering them weak and useless. But I have no say as to how the rules would count them.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54900
If they were magical beasts, they'd certainly have a higher lvl adjustment, so it might be better to treat them as humanoid.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54901
54902 54962
>>54897
Give the main board some love some time. It could really use some political discussion
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54902
>>54901
Oh, I am. I’m just good at multitasking these two.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54903
54904
>>54898
Nah, unicorns in this universe have had the ability to teleport and at-will Mage Hand: it wouldn't be proper to classify them as Humanoids. Pegasi can fly too.
I wanna say monstrous humanoid to compromise, but they really don't LOOK humanoid at all.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54904
54906
>>54903
Unicorns in Friendship is Magic cannot teleport except where they are high level mages (remember Twilight Sparkle just learning how to teleport in season 1?) and the telekenesis is only able to just barely replace having hands, except for high level magic users.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54906
54907 54908
>>54904
It's not a question of power: it's merely a trait that distinguishes them from animals.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54907
>>54906
Generally, creatures similar to animals with more than 2 Int are considered to be magical beasts.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54908
>>54906
I think player races should generally strive to be similar to one another in terms of balance, so I'd place ponies as humanoids. And that's what I'm going to insist on.

But I know you don't give a shit, so whatever
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54909
54910 54947
1504691936934.png
>tfw flu
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54910
54911
>>54909
Sleep
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54911
54912
>>54910
I just woke up.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54912
54913 54914
>>54911
I can’t sleep tonight, so I can keep you a little company. Hope you feel better soon.

though I will probably suddenly fall asleep
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54913
1506181676057-1.png
>>54912

Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54914
54915
>>54912
I just learned something interesting about what all the "white" mass shoters have in common.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54915
54916
>>54914
What would that be?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54916
54917 54918
>>54915
They all had a jewish parent.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54917
>>54916
Ah... now the puzzle pieces start to fall into place. How interesting.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54918
54919
>>54916
Even the colombine guys.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54919
54920
>>54918
What gets me about all of these shootings are the people being interviewed. They have no real emotion and are heavily scripted. And the normies soak it all up. They never question if it is as it is presented.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54920
54921
>>54919
Have you heard about crisis actors?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54921
54922
>>54920
Indeed. The same people being hired to give a performance at each disaster.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54922
54923
>>54921
Yeah ive seen some pretty convincing evidence for it. I wouldn't be surprised if it were real.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54923
54924
>>54922
Do you like studying conspiracies and things of that nature?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54924
54925
1518598798957.jpeg
>>54923
Ill entertain some conspiracy theories. But usually when you look into it the same (((people))) come up.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54925
54926
>>54924
Yep. What would you say is your favorite conspiracy that you think has merit?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54926
54927
>>54925
That depends,do you consider the mossad demolishing the twin towers a conspiracy theory?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54927
54928
>>54926
Most would, so I think so. What is your take on it? How was it done?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54928
54929 54947
>>54927
Well jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, so we can rule that out. I suspect they planted various explosives,possibly thermite, maybe plastic explosives. And i think the "plane" we see is a missle.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54929
54930
>>54928
Exactly. I have been trying to convince my family for years about this. Of course they say it is terrible to think our government could ever do such a thing.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54930
54931
>>54929
Im pretty lucky, my family is pretty redpilled.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54931
54932 54939
>>54930
I’m slowly getting some results, but my family has that huge “greatest ally” hurdle to cross if they want to get much deeper into what’s really going on in the world.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54932
54933
>>54931
If i asked my grandparents who Americas greatest ally is they'd probably say the uk or Australia.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54933
54934 54939
>>54932
I think my grandparents may as well, but my parents definitely would say Israel, unfortunately.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54934
54935
>>54933
Thats regrettable m8. Keep up the red pills.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54935
54936
>>54934
I give them at every opportunity. My brother is starting to show promise though. He sees right through most of the (((lies))). And just out of curiosity, do you have any religious beliefs? It ties into my favorite conspiracy.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54936
54937
>>54935
Yea im a protestant.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54937
54938
>>54936
Then it isn’t as much a conspiracy to us then. The Antichrist is my favorite topic of study, which I believe is the end goal of all conspiracy, to set up his kindom.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54938
54941
>>54937
Of course, thats one of the reasons they pushed for the Iraq war.
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.54939
54940
>>54931
>>54933
I still have no fucking idea why anyone in their right mind would call Israel our "greatest ally", Jewish propaganda or not. They've done jack shit for us except eat up most of the foreign military aid money we send out across the world, building missile defense systems that still don't work because the missiles their enemies use are low-tech enough to slip right through them.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54940
1518642383050.jpg
>>54939
This.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54941
54942
>>54938
It also explains why the jew is behind it all. They are trying to set up the ruler of the new world order, so they can be like gods. It is just fascinating to see play out in front of our eyes now. They are really ramping up their game it seems.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54942
54943
>>54941
The (((nwo))) will be ruled from Israel the borders will contain Europe and North America. If we Dont get the ovens started.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54943
54944
>>54942
God promised it will happen, but He didn’t say it will be in our lifetime. The next generation could be saved from destruction as it seems they are much more open to nationalism. God promises to heal the lands of those that turn from their wicked ways. If we purge the evils that plague us, we may spare our children before it is too late.

The only down side is that it will happen. The jew has proven to be tough to get rid of. The Romans made a bit of a mess of things as they forced Jews around the world. Now they lurk to rise up after each generation that refuses their evil, just to corrupt the next.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54944
54945
>>54943
Exactly, thats why i adopted the natsoc political beliefs, i want a better future for my future children and their children.
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.54945
54946
>>54944
>"Son, let me tell you about the Jews..."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54946
>>54945
I will most definitely be having that conversation with my kids.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54947
54948 54950 55020
>>54909
That sucks, get better soon
>>54928
Please don't tell me you bought into the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" shit. I'm not saying the government had no part in it, I'm just saying; the jet feul could sufficiently weaken the steel beams in that situation
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54948
54949 54950 54951
>>54947
Look into it a bit, who owned what, the disturbing lack of evidence, the place phasing through the building, and also research thermite. The destruction does seem to fit a termite type of controlled demolition. Ever notice the smoke pouring out of the ground level? Unless the A/C was super effective, I think there was some burning going on down below.

But that’s how conspiracy works unfortunately. There isn’t enough evidence to convince everyone.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54949
54950
>>54948
Plane*
Not place... ugh, I need to stop staying up so late
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54950
1505123853595-3.jpg
>>54947
>>54949
>>54948


Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54951
54952 54953
>>54948
Phasing?
The fuck are you on m8

Like I posted earlier, I never said it wasn't an inside job, I just think it actually was the planes that brought the towers down.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54952
54954 54956
>>54951
Those "planes" are missles.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54953
54955
>>54951
New Murdoch Murdoch.
https://youtu.be/DEoVKSEZuyw
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54954
>>54952
...
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54955
54957
>>54953
Watch it before it gets shoah'd.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54956
>>54952
M8, I find that hard to believe.
Setting up a hijacking is a lot easier to pull-off and conceal than a targeted missile strike.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54957
54958
>>54955
Some one should make a thread
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54958
54959
>>54957
Do it. I don't have a computer atm.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54959
>>54958
Though, it doesn't take much to make a thread. Let me find an OP pic.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54960
54961
Done.
New rule: next time you see something interesting and think "someone should make a thread for this", just do it immediately.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54961
54963
>>54960
>In other news, Threads about space have seen a 420% increase
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54962
54967
Spoilered
>>54901
Not gonna lie, sometimes I VPN just because I know you're always watching this IP...
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54963
54966
1655243__safe_artist-colon-shinodage_oc_oc-colon-merlin_oc only_female_flying_goggles_gridfins_mare_original species_ponified_pony_rocket_rocket pony_s.png
>>54961
Merlin is an inspiration to us all.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54964
wD4gFhW.png
*bullies meme mage*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54965
*arrives at Sparta after 5 mins of indecisive circling*
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54966
>>54963
Best rocket poner
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54967
Spoilered
>>54962
I've noticed
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54968
55032
Tracy disguises herself as a Spartan and wanders around, just because her faggot feels like it.
Do I roll disguise ahead of time?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54969
54970 54975
How often does a character/creature gain an ability point?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54970
54971
>>54969
Every four levels
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54971
54972 54973 54974 54975
>>54970
I've only allocated 3 points (all dex), I can put another one in then.
Now, Dex, Int, or Char...
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54972
54974
>>54971
Wisdom
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54973
>>54971
I'd go Dex, but you've got quite a few odd numbered stats
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54974
54976
>>54971
All of Tracy's mental stats started out low, but I kind of want to go full-Dex to get Blinding Speed..
Decisions, decisions...
>>54972
Wis is kind of a lost cause though, isn't it? Sure there's the BG spells, but I'm going to take that Domain feat, so that she can use her Insanity lvl for Spells.
All of Tracy's mental stats, rolled out pretty low form the get-go. She doesn't really have anything but Dex..
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54975
54976
>>54969
>>54971
I havent allocated any.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54976
54977 54979
>>54974
>>54975
What are your guy's stats, maybe I can help
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54977
54978
>>54976
Tracy's stats are
>13 Str
>19 Dex
>11 Con
>13 Int
>11 Char
>9 Wis
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54978
54980
>>54977
Uh, I'd suggest strength or dexterity
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54979
54981 54983
>>54976
>>54976
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54980
>>54978
I thought I had 16 Str just a while ago. I was wrong, it seems...
>tfw no Earth-pony Str
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54981
54982 54983
>>54979
How the fuck did you get 21 base strength?
Nevermind, I don't want to know at this point.
I'd suggest str or dex so you don't have that negative modifier
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54982
54984
>>54981
25/42
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54983
54992 54993
>>54979
We need to polymorph Infernius into a real Minotaur, so he can have even more Str and Con. He'd be more effective as a monstrous humanoid too.
>>54981
>>54979
It should be Wis.
His spells ate dead-easy to resist as he is.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54984
54985
>>54982
>sad silence as highest stat is 18
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54985
54986
>>54984
At least you didn't roll a negative stat.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54986
54987 54989
>>54985
>9 str
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54987
54988
>>54986
Oh..
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54988
>>54987
I don't have my stats in front of me, but IIRC
>9 str
>14 Dex
>16 int
>11 con
>11 Wis
>18 cha
I think Con could be 12 but I'd have to check
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54989
54990
>>54986
+7/+16
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54990
54991
>>54989
How does it change? Sleeves?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54991
>>54990
Yea.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54992
>>54983
Especially since Monstrous humanoids have base attack bonus's equal to their total hit dice.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54993
54995
>>54983
Even more strength you say?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54994
54997
If a being is polymorphed to have wings it can fly, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54995
54996
when-you-max-out-strength-on-cleric-class.jpg
>>54993
Yes. Even more Str.
He'd lose like 2 more Int though (total brainlet), but the fact that the new shape would have lower Int is what'd make the change permanent, with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.54996
>>54995
Stop trying to spread your bullshit to other players
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54997
54998 55001
>>54994
Yeah, but you can't just Add shit to a creature, you can only turn it into something else. And only changes between creatures already similar can be permanent.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54998
55001
>>54997
And would it change stats?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54999
Praise Epona
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55000
Stahp

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55001
55002 55003
>>54997
*creatures or objects
Also, polymorph spells can't grant Su or spell-like abilities.
I read on a blog you can change a creature's race/species entirely with a carefully-worded Wish, but it's more than likely to go haywire if you try to turn it into a creature more useful than it already is.
>>54998
Should be the base stats of the new form. I'd use the base stat-modifiers for monstrous humanoids and fey. There isn't much else, because it's simply inadvisable change a creature into a non-humanoid shape, unless you're trying to attack it by simulating the affects of Baleful Polymorph.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55002
>>55001
Eh, nevermind
>throws plan out window
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55003
55004
>>55001
It'd only be useful in a permanent sense for changes into less intelligent creatures that way. You could turn a shrew into a manticore for only a week, but the inverse is permanent, primarily because the manticore had more Intelligence.
That's why it isn't generally used in attempt to morph characters.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55004
55005
>>55003
So how would I give something wings?
Should I get the redbull to do it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55005
55006
>>55004
What do you want to give wings?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55006
55007 55008
>>55005
Mr. Snek
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55007
SeBPK8u.jpg
>>55006

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55008
55013
>>55006
Snek is an object; you could probably graft some Wings of Flying onto him, if not just cast Fly on him whenever you need to.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55012
55013
>>55010
I’m going to nod my head and appear to understand what this is about.

*nods head*
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55013
55014
>>55008
Fair enough
>>55012
What did I miss?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55014
55015 55020
1301722__explicit_artist-colon-devo87_maud pie_anatomically correct_anus_boulder buns_casual nudity_dark genitals_dock_earth pony_female_looking at you.png
>>55013
I deleted the following because I thought it was poorly-worded and possibly misleading. May as well repost:

How to craft your own Maud Pie
Step One: Cract an oversized Maud Statue
>carved a large stone statue of a heavy warhorse out of high-quality granite
>Be sure to decorate your Maud, with features of the pony in question
>Enchant statue over the course of 15 days to craft a Stone Horse (destrier)
>Though unintelligent, maud is a fully-functioning stone creature, capable of restoring her health by eating gems and minerals
Step 2: Animate your Maud
>Cast Animate Objects on your Maud and afflict her with Permanency, to allow her to move freely even when her ability to move as an item is not active
>Your Maud is now treated as a construct of large size and Neutral Alignment with 4 hit dice, and is capable of making powerful Trample attacks
>Being a former inanimate object, Maud's personality may seem bland to those who don't know her well
Step 3 Shrink and harden Maud down to fun size
>Use the Hardening spell to increase Maud's density
>Since Maud is composed of mineral substances, her body will shrink down to pony size (medium), but will still be just as heavy and tough as rock
Step 4: Awaken her
>Your Maud can be transformed into a Heavy Warhorse (medium size), with the Stone To Flesh spell. Conventional magick works on her, and she can be healed by using the same healing spells you'd use on a normal horse, since she is treated as a living creature of the Animal subtype
>In animal state, enchant her over the course of 24 hours with the Awaken spell
>This spell will transform Maud into a sentient talking "animal" (magical beast), increasing her charisma and intelligence levels
Step 5: Make a Wish
>As with all Epic golems, Maud must be Wished to life to attain her maximum potential
>With a well-worded wish, combine the various enchantments that you've placed on Maud to turn her into a unique, sapient being with super-scored abilities
>Your Maud is now her own, independent creature, with herculean Strength, tough-as-rock natural armor

Stats:
>18 Str
>13 Dex
>17 Con
>3d6 Int (depending on how well your Awakening worked)
>13 Wis
>6 +1d3 Char (again, Awaken)
Maud's Int, Char, and Wis could be higher, depending on how much XP is spent in giving her Intelligence (as an item) through the Wish......

Aaaaand, I'm done typing out this bullshit for now. I was just looking through the meta to teach myself stuff, and I used that as an exercise. It still seems like I don't know what the Tartarus I'm doing though.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55015
55016
>>55014
10/10
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55016
55017
>>55015
Meh, it's still incomplete.
You'd still need a high-level Cleric or Druid with enough knowledge ranks to give her the physical and mental abilities of the real Maud.
Maud is one of the strongest, fastest and smartest ponies in all of Equestria. I was mostly just looking to see how non-epic spells could be combined to create more powerful creatures.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55017
55018
>>55016
I mean, I just threw-in the Wish at the end to stitch together the bullshit.
Creating a proper Maud would be a project for an epic level divine spellcaster.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55018
55019
>>55017
>sad arcane noises
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55019
ec10994e54de0d43e652bd5e0831881a--tabletop-games-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
>>55018
That's because of the knowledge ranks.
Through the Life seed. Casters with enough ranks in knowledge of Religion or Nature can give greater-than-humanoid sentience and life to any creature/object. Such epic seeds would be necessary to create a truly living, breathing, growing creature made of stone, that couldn't just be robbed of it's enchantments.
This Maud, in her prototype form is merely an awakened warhorse that likes eating rocks
Arcane magick is great for creating things too though. No epic-level golem can be enchanted without a proper Wish.
The process of creating an artifact-tier Maud-golem would be better off as a Ritual with multiple different types of spellcasters contributing 9th lvl spell slots.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55020
55021 55022
>>54947
Uhm I can state from technical knowledge and experience that yes, a jet-fire could compromise the structural integrity of steel beams. Having said, the building would not pancake into its own profile in that event, and - just saying - it was Tesla tech anyway.
>>55014
o_o

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55021
55023
>>55020
How have you been today good sir?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55022
55023
>>55020
Good afternoon.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55023
55024
>>55021
Good, thanks for asking. I got a reprieve from doing the sledge-hammering (only about 200 swings today). You?
>>55022
Word
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55024
55025
>>55023
Just more college monotony. Other than that, I’m fine.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55025
55026
>>55024
Major?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55026
55027
>>55025
Computer science. Is that a good choice?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55027
55028
>>55026
I have no reference of comparison, though its a solid choice with how technology is evolving.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55028
55029
>>55027
The problem I’m facing with this type of degree is that I seem to be largely self taught. They give me a programming problem, give a tip or two on how it is solved, then sit back and watch until I finish and the cycle repeats. It gets frustrating as it feels I could get an equal education if I taught myself over the resources available online, most of which is free. But companies don’t want you unless you got that pretty piece of paper. I hope to start my own business someday as well in order to keep (((corporate))) from telling me what to do 24/7.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55029
>>55028
Yeah, don't get me started on the pretty piece of paper. Well, I know of individuals who would study additional courses while taking their regular classes, and then would challenge those additional courses without attending a single class. If the material is largely self-taught, then there might be ways of utilizing your own specialties and proclivities to accelerate your schooling?
Anonymous
Uqn+/
?
No.55030
55031 55033
image.gif
>tfw Economics and Philosophy major
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55031
>>55030
And how goes that? Up to your neck in blue pills?
wRUJL
?
No.55032
55034 55035
[1d20+14 = 15]
>>54968
Rolling a disguise check, because why not.
Applying all relevant modifiers
Tracy disguises herself as one of the Spartans, just to see how things work around here.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55033
>>55030
I like money
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55034
55035
>>55032
I was almost hoping that would happen...
Tracy walks around Spartintar, believing herself to be totally disguised, but not realizing that her bushy, blue tail is sticking out for all to see.
[confident infiltrator noises]
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55035
>>55032
Oh it totally worked. Tracy feels completely and totally satisfied with her disguise.
>>55034
Kek, you're on the same page
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55036
55037
Are there any stables in Spartintar?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55037
55038
>>55036
No. There are only tanks. There is ample parking for tanks, as well as showrooms and dealerships for tanks.

Yes, there is a stable. I bet you want a mini-tank now don't you? Maybe a 2-person tank? Perhaps a tank-wagon?

Ha ha, no tanks.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55038
>>55037
Getting my hopes up like that... [disgruntled, greedy thief noises]

Tracy walks up towards the stables, on two legs, in a spartan uniform, with her tail wagging confidently.
Uqn+/
?
No.55039
image.jpeg
[1d20+35 = 45]
Rolling for even more street preaching. Because what else is he to do than to spread the glory of Football?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55040
55041 55042
How many subjects can you make a Diplomacy check on at once?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55041
55044
>>55040
Depends on the circumstance. Y?
Anonymous
R8R9k
?
No.55042
55043
>>55040
How many subjects can listen to the same speech?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55043
55045
>>55042
Mother of god.
>inb4 Trump teaches Tracy to win the crowd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55044
>>55041
Just wondering for the sake of future reference.
Diplomacy is one of the few skills Tracy has in all of her classes. I didn't realize it could be used to sway a mob.
Does the same thing apply to Bluff and other Charisma-based checks?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55045
55046
Maybe I should put that last point in Char, seeing as how Intimidate and Diplomacy are two of the few skills she has in each class.
>>55043
C-can I gain skill points that way..?
*wants things*
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55046
55047
>>55045
That's not how skill points work, and you're probably better off specializing in the things you do well that no one else can rather than trying to do the only thing my character does well but would do better regardless
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55047
55048
7751404432cacaf00df62520b51acbd2.jpg
>>55046
Yeah, but Paladins don't make bonds easily with chaotic/ebil NPCs or other thugs, and I want to make friends with badasses to join the Wild Hunt.
I'm not really intending to put skill points in that atm, but I'm really just confused as to the practical difference between Diplomacy, Perform, and Bluff as of now.

Tracy's faggot has yet to given up on ogre-diplomacy. Imma' take another crack at it asap.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55048
55049 55050
>>55047
It was already explained to you that Tracy does not speak the language


Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55049
55051
>>55048
I'll figure something out when I get there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55050
55052
>>55048
People have learned to communicate with different languages before since ancient times. That’s how people learned other languages before Rosetta Stone software.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55051
55053 55071
1516767786593.jpg
>>55049
Or it'll go down just like last time
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55052
>>55050
Oh yeah, she's just going to learn an entirely new language in two days
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55053
55054
1648064__safe_artist-colon-beardie_artist-colon-spoopygander_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blep_box_collaboration_cute_food pony_heterochromia_pony_pony.png
>>55051
>9 Wis
Bring it on.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55054
tumblr_p3i2slkIwK1vpkiumo1_500.png
>>55053
I'll say to you what i have said so many many times to Torcuil: "go talk to your waifu"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55055
55057
1647870__safe_artist-colon-ghostlymarie_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blank flank_dialogue_english_food pony_forbidden fruit_heterochromia_holding_offer.png
Tracy is heading towards the stablles, since brad is busy with a speech or something.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55057
1629430__safe_alternate version_artist-colon-ravvij_powder_oc_oc-colon-tide pod_blue_candy_cross eyed_curls_cute_cutie.png
>>55055
He's mostly just occupying his time until Renquist and Baz are available

>>55056
I'm actually not familiar with the song
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55058
55059
How the hell did this tide pod thing even become a meme in the first place?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55059
55061
>>55058
Its like drink bleach
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55060
55064
I wonder if Killy likes jibberniggers...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55061
55062
>>55059
I know, but I was wondering why plp kept "ironically" eating them for a whole month.
Fucking internet...
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55062
55063
8B0AD4E3-89EE-41FC-ADB2-532067A3E0D3.gif
>>55061
Never underestimate the stupidity of the normies.

though I still get a good laugh out of these kind of memes
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55063
>>55062
The stupidest memes do come out at the beginning of the year..
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55064
55065
27540213_169774053646596_927976281020731483_n.jpg
>>55060
Kiynen: the one girl Trumpaladin wants to stick his sword in only in the literal sense
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55065
55066
>>55064
I find her cute.
I'll have Tracy bring her a few heads next time she goes there.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55066
55067 55068
1629167__safe_artist-colon-sugar morning_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blushing_bubble_cute_dialog.png
>>55065
Trump needs to go there as well
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55067
55069
>>55066
Why?
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55068
Spoilered
>>55066
Why are we posting Tide Ponies, again?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55069
Spoilered
>>55067
He too wants to give Kiynen a head
FULL OF TIDE PODS!!!
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55071
55072
>>55051
I'd eat that right now
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55072
55073
>>55071
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55073
>>55072
Good point, I'd rather drink bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55074
55075
clorox_chan_by_kumaartsuu-dbyoykj.png.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55075
55076 55085
1463346__grimdark_artist-colon-rsa-dot-fim_edit_edited screencap_screencap_apple bloom_on your marks_bleach_bow_clorox_female_gradient background_pony_.png
>>55074
Mmmmmmm.. Clorox..

On that note, if someone succeeded their fortitude save on poisoned food (i.e. arsenic) would they just keep eating it until they failed the save?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55076
55077
>>55075
Depends. Is that person Infernius?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55077
55078 55085
>>55076
>Implying he could pass the first save
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55078
55079 55085
1516403298616.png
>>55077
He isn't a bitch though. And he'd keep drinking just to show how much of a bitch he isn't
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55079
55080 55081
>>55078
What I'm saying is, you can't smell or taste arsenic, so wouldn't you just keep eating unaware?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55080
>>55079
Well, arsenic poisoning takes at minimum a few hours, but easily can last days. So my guess is that yes, they would finish the meal, and very possibly may also be able to start and finish another meal before they are too sick to eat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55081
55082
>>55079
I mean, I guess
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55082
55083
>>55081
Yeah..
Then again, it'd be bullshit irl if a creature could just eat something covered in heavy metals and still be unhurt, so I guess it's better to just watch what you eat.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55083
55091
>>55082
Napoleon Bonaparte was found to have levels of Arsenic in his hair follicles 13 times the norm at the time of his death. Yeah it's possible to consume and accumulate heavy metals over the course of your life, although it can have all sorts of negative consequences
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55084
>passes out
Night fa,....
Oq8HH
?
No.55085
55086 55088
[1d20 = 4]
>>55078
>>55077
>>55075
Drinks bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55086
55087
>>55085
https://youtu.be/rcoDco8VkD4

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55087
55092
>>55086
How high is the Heal DC to perform that surgery?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55088
>>55085
Rest in bleach
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55091
>>55083
I doubt even he would've survived a direct dose though. It's like a chemical equivalent to being burnt at a stake.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55092
55093
>>55087
Probably a 35
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55093
>>55092
Heh, lower than I thought.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55095
55096 55109
>>55094
Tell us more
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55096
55097 55109
>>55095
I'd rather not, desu. It's nothing interesting anyway.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55097
55098 55109
1516325625115.png
>>55096
It's okay anon. You can tell us.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55098
55100 55109
>>55097
Nah
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55099
55100
And why is this thread at the top of the overboard?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55100
55101 55109
>>55099
I don't know. I guess there is some sort of bug that causes threads to bump again after they've hit 1000 or whatever number

>>55098
DO IT
sage
aWIDn
?
No.55101
55102 55103
>>55100
Have we found this site's overflow error?
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55102
>>55101
Forgot I saged someone.

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55103
55104
>>55101
Do you mean why it is that a thread past bump limit will still bump on the overboard?
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55104
55105 55106
>>55103
Some sites' coding can only count so high before the count is reset back to zero. This is called an overflow error. Bascially, the thread's bump count got so high, it reset to zero, so the site now thinks that there's room for it to bump.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55105
>>55104
Eh, I don't have permission to access the configuration any more, even locally, so I can't check the settings there, and I have no idea how to code
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55106
55107
>>55104
So, any time the post count's last three digits are between 001-449 the thread will bump? Neat!
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55107
>>55106
That's the basic idea behind it.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55108
55109 55110 55111
Will y'all be able to play this weekend?
I don't have any plans..
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55109
>>55100
>>55097
>>55098
>>55096
>>55095
Now what the hell did I miss?
>>55108
I have some stuff Saturday evening, but other than that I'm free
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55110
55127
>>55108
I think I’m good to play this weekend. I should be free Friday evening as well if we can start the game early.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55111
>>55108
I'll be here

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55112
55113
Does Tracy's cane-sword have any name or other distinguishing mark on it? I'm kind of tired of referring to it as "her cane"; figured it has quite some history to it.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55113
55114 55116
>>55112
If it doesn’t, have Tracy claim it does have a history and change it to fit the scene each time. Like when taking to a warlord, claim it is from a grand general that won a battle outnumbered five to one. Or in a place of nobility, claim a king once owned it and gave it to you as reward for saving a kingdom. I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55114
55115
>>55113
It's from a dead guy though.
Another player used it in a previous campaign.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55115
55117
>>55114
Its not distinguishable as being "Korak's cane", it's just a fine gentleman's cane that turns into a sword at will.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55116
55120 55122 55128
6c7.jpg
>>55113
>I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Shit, now I gotta kill a king to steal his swag.
Remind me to find the location of the nearest monarchy.
*wanting of things intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55117
55118 55119
>>55115
It's a swift action to turn it into a sword, right?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55118
55121
12718240_1006803389400362_4504943350427181173_n.jpg
>>55117
Sounds useful for Sneak Attacks.
Korak's faggot had some nice taste.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55119
>>55117
Yes
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55120
image.png
>>55116

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55121
>>55118
You're welcome
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55122
55123
VGIKefka.jpg
>>55116
On that note, it'd be best to try to do something about Kefka, before he wises up enough to try to scry on his sleeping dog, which may or may not have mutated after consuming Soros's leg in Tracy's meat locker...
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55123
55124 55125
>>55122
Stahp giving GM ideas goddamn it
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55124
>>55123
Agreed
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55125
55126
Dissidia_Kefka_Speech.jpg
>>55123
That is something I must adamantly refuse.
It's my favorite thing to do in this game, followed by imagining things that I want.
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55126
image.png
>>55125

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55127
>>55110
I'll be here through tomorrow and the weekend, although I'll probably be out until later tomorrow afternoon.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55128
55129
Spoilered
>>55116
forgive my terrible editing skills... this is why I stick to stealing other people’s memes...
I would like to see queen Tracy and how that would play out.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55129
55130 55131
485377__safe_artist-colon-php10_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_princess twilight sparkle (episode)_season 4_meme_nicolas cage_simple background_tra.png
>>55128
Kek. I think Tracy could go for being queen again some day.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55130
55131 55133 55143
1507334921623.jpg
>>55129
Don't forget who shall be King
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55131
>>55130
>>55129
I don't think Tracy would have any complaints
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55132
Smile.jpg
*Urge to blogpost intensifies*
Anonymous
DoNAB
?
No.55133
55134
>>55130
Me.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55134
55155
>>55133
Dubs confirm
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55135
55136
Can I get the pattern for Torc's kilt again? I forgot to save it.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55136
group.png
>>55135

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55138
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
Eh, a pic is better than my blogpost
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55139
55140 55141 55150
torcs hat.png
Torc needs a magical wizard hat, btw.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55140
55141
>>55139
That's a witch's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55141
55142
>>55139
>choking back tears
It's..
It's beautiful.
>>55140
Gandalf wore a hat kinda like that
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55142
55145
>>55141
I don't think he wore anything that feminine

My inner Puritan tells me we need to light a fire...
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55143
55144 55146 55147 55155
Spoilered
>>55130
I think a king needs something a little cooler going for him than snacks.

slowly learning the editing process... maybe one day I will actually be good
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55144
55149
>>55143
*left spoiler image on*
And maybe one day I will master THIS site...
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55145
>>55142
Well he did wear a hat
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55146
>>55143
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55147
55148
>>55143
Kek. One of my pics was in there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55148
55149
>>55147
Like I said, I steal memes. I’m not that creative to make my own, at least not yet. Most I seem to do is alter them slightly.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55149
55166
1254398__safe_artist-colon-magister39_oc_oc-colon-littlepip_oc only_abraxo queen_absurd res_cape_clothes_crown_evil_evil grin_fallout equestria_flash p.png
>>55144
>And maybe one day I will master this site
I hope for the same

>>55148
Best meme maker already. But Peach Rings are essential
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55150
55151
>>55139
I tried...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55151
55152 55153 55166
I tried.png
>>55150

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55152
55241
>>55151
10/10
Now for Torc to shoot fireballs out his eyes and lightning bolts out his arse
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55153
55154
>>55151
>Has a manly face
>But wears women's apparel, including both a dress and a woman's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55154
>>55153
IT'S
A
ROBE
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55155
55156 55157 55158
>>55143
>>55134
Hes not king damn it!
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55156
>>55155
Pali confirms
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55157
55162
>>55155
God Emperor
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55158
55162
>>55155
Infernius is the Pope: Pope is better than king.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55159
55160
I want to kill something soon...
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55160
55161
>>55159
You had your chance last week, which was better than any of us. Shut up
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55161
55163
>>55160
I'll find something to kill.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55162
55164
>>55158
>>55157
Infernuis is Fhürer/pope.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55163
55167
1514363002478.png
>>55161

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55164
55165 55168
>>55162
But Tracy says she's king
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55165
55168
>>55164
Queen. Whatever
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55166
A988A7D7-FE9D-439E-BE07-1D28D1E3D906.jpeg
>>55149
Just playing with the software now. It’s pretty fun.
But I’ll stop for now.
>>55151
Looks great.

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55167
55170
1503171149286.png
>>55163
You act like it's not to be expected.
There's always more to be killed.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55168
55169 55171
>>55164
>>55165
Not happening.
She can be a dutchess
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55169
55170 55171
>>55168
Never say "not happening" around the sorcerer with limited wish and soon, wish
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55170
55174
9382c5cb-416a-4031-bbef-cff765f82f81.jpg
>>55167
>>55169
Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55171
55172 55173 55176
We edgelord nao.jpg
>>55168
Duchess is fine for starters, desu, so long as she has inalienable impunity over her domain and things that she can kill kill.
>>55169
You still have that moon card.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55172
130uta.jpg
>>55171
Fuck off
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55173
>>55171
No I don't
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55174
55175
1519230508029.png
>>55170
Yes, yes.. Let the rudeness flow thru u..
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55175
652944__safe_artist-colon-ieatedaunicorn_rainbow dash_angry_fuck you_heart_middle feather_middle finger_obtrusive watermark_simple background_solo_tran.png
>>55174

Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55176
55177
>>55171
You can have trollestia grove.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55177
55178 55184
>>55176
Let her set up a base in former-Durpistan too though. Tracy will be sure to keep the mines productive.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55178
55179
>>55177
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55179
55180 55187
1517598070464.png
>>55178
A cave/mine beneath the crumbling remains of a communist city, with a black dragon's nest on top, sounds like the perfect place for an ebil hideout.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55180
>>55179
Still exploiting it personally. If you want to do whatever with an orc or whatever workforce, that' fine
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55181
tumblr_inline_ovn8dbZ3RO1u0mq7k_540.png
Why is she so cute?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55182
55183 55187
At least, I don't think I still have either card...

Which bread was that?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55183
55186
>>55182
Pretty sure Death only wrote her name on the Star card.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55184
55185 55192
>>55177
Fine but you have to look into Ben's life.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55185
55189
>>55184
Why? GM explicitly said he's not a jew in any sense you understand it
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55186
>>55183
Yep, Torc still has the Star Card...

Shit, now I really wanna use it but I don't know which stat...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55187
55188 55193
>>55179
Thats kind of the idea,... ever since,....
>GM, its ebil to slaughter a city
>clean up the dead or else spoopy
>black dragon lording over a pile of corpses
Where did you all think I was going with it? Its an ebil sanctuary.
>>55182
IIRC, Death wrote her number on the star card, voiding it.

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55188
55190
>>55187
Fine, I'll clear the fucking thing out a second time
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55189
>>55185
I still have my suscpesions.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55190
55191
>>55188
"You'll not!"
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55191
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
>>55190
"I'll ask politely - why the fuck not?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55192
55195 55196
>>55184
Fine. Just don't gas him immediately, because that'll give GM a headache and mess-up the shekel-haxx.
The minerals will will be delivered to the port as it comes out of the mines, and won't be targeted by raiders (Tracy). The place will stay productive, if not a bit isolated and shady.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55193
55194
>>55187
B-but you said I could keep that one
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55194
55197
>>55193
I think that was the Moon card.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55195
55199
PicsArt_09-15-12.28.32.jpg
>>55192
>raiders
F U C K O F F
U
C
K

O
F
F
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55196
>>55192
Done.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55197
55198
>>55194
Please see
>>32092 →
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55198
55200
>>55197
Oh..
The Star card is the better one anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55199
55202 55203 55204 55205 55206 55207 55208 55209 55210 55211 55213 55221
tfw you get away with it1.png
>>55195
>wonders why he never heard of caravans entering the port before
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55200
>>55198
>adding two to an ability score is better than 1d4 wishes
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55201
55212
Spamming because I hate Tracy's faggot and because there's no fucking justice. Let him see what "raiding" is
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55202
55219
>>55199
LET THIS NEWFAG, SHOW YOU HOW 2 OUT JOO DA JOOZ :^)
THANK YOU 2 THE LGBTBBQ, AND NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORLD WIDE!!!!! WYTG33BUZ SAVES! LONG LIVE MY KING UV KINGS, MICHEAL JACKSON!!! RIP :^(
https://youtu.be/i2n1eIYeh7I [Embed]
14BB M4K3N F4GUTZ GR8 AGAIN!!!!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55203
55219
>>55199
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TRUE HACKING FAGGOT….
TRUE ARTISTRY HAS A NAME….
YOU GOD DAMN MILLENIALS DON'T KNOW YOUR FUCKING HISTORY! YOU RIP OF /B/ AND THINK YOUR HORSE PUSSY DOES'NT STINK! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FURFAG, /b/rony….of my /b/'s creation……was topiary, sabu. mendax, and mitinick…namefags??? read some old copies of 2600….newfag
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55204
55219
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>>55199
SURROUNDED BY FAGGOTS…..IN A SEA OF HAT3…..HAXXXOR
OV3R 9OOO
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55205
55219
1519280674715.jpg
>>55199
WHAT DUZ A JOO GOTTA DO TO IMPRESS YOU GOY'Z?????????
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55206
55219
1519280770791.jpeg
>>55199
I SHOULD HAVE OV3R 9000 SH3K3LZ BY NOW….BUT SOMETHING IZ RONG WIT DA JOOTUB3!!!!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55207
55219
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>>55199
IS IT REALLY THAT BAD???
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55208
55219
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>>55199
DAMN…CTR, ADL, SHAREBLUE, SOROS……WHEN WILL THE SH3K35 RUN DRY???
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55209
55219
1519281157896.jpg
>>55199
I BET U W3R3 2 L4ZY 2 WATCH DA VID30! BUT GOT 4LL TH3 TYME N DA WORLD 4 HORSE PUSSY
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55210
55219
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>>55199
I SUBVERTED AMERICA BEFORE IT WAS CREATED…THE JOO ALWAYS DECIEVES
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55211
55219
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>>55199
WELL, WELL,…. I EXCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE….NOW WATCH THE DAMN VID3O JOO PONY FUKKK3R!
HAVE A NICE DAY :^)
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55212
55214 55215 55216
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>>55201
lole
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55213
55219
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>>55199
JOOZ 3V3N H3R3! C4N'T EXSCAPE THEM SH3K3LS….
I'LL JUST BE OV3R H3R3 SUKKIN KIKE COCK…DON'T MIND ME…. :)
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55214
55219
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>>55212
ENJOY YOUR 2D PONY WAIFU….I'LL BE DOING WHITE THINGS, BY MY SELF AS USUAL….1488 MAKE PONY FAGS GR8!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55215
55219
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>>55212
IT MEANS PART OF /b/ is still alive….god damn horsefukkers. l337 haxxors and all that computer science 3…..skript kiddies etc.
https://youtu.be/4L9jyXjPsyc
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55216
1519283165103.jpg
>>55212
i don't understand either….must be like jooz
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55217
55218
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>*kills another merchant*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55218
1519283274418.png
>>55217
KIKE
I I
KIKE
E E
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55219
>>55215
>>55214
>>55213
>>55211
>>55210
>>55209
>>55208
>>55207
>>55206
>>55205
>>55204
>>55203
>>55202
>one post by these IDs
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55220
55221
>ITT Trump attempts to discourage GM from bothering ~_~
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55221
55222
>>55199
>>55220
*sad bull*
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55222
55227
>>55221
>who was drinking bleach a minute ago
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55223
55224
>Impromptu bans
I remain firm in my stance.
The happy merchants entering Port Barry from the surrounding roads are Tracy's prey. Nobody can raid them but her.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55224
55225
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>>55223
There are no happy merchants entering port barry
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55225
55226
>>55224
Exactly.
Tracy's made good work of that.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55226
55228
>>55225
No. That's not what that means
Oq8HH
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No.55227
[1d20 = 15]
>>55222
*vomits bleach*
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55228
55229
1482762237936.jpg
>>55226
lole
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55229
55230
>>55228
I can quit the game

I know what I am concerned about, and I know what I want
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55230
55231
>>55229
Woah man, you can be king.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55231
55232
>>55230
It's not that...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55232
55233
>>55231
What is it? We don’t want to see you quit if we can avoid it.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55233
55234 55236
>>55232
It's a long story that I am not sure you're familiar with, but it does not directly pertain to the game itself
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55234
>>55233
I definitely don’t want to pry, but if you feel like talking about it, I would like to hear what you have to say.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55236
>>55233
If its what I think it is, there's always a ninja you can call on, and if it isn't then there's still that ninja.
Anonymous
NQ6HG
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No.55237
55240
unless you want to cause more problems that will have negative effects for all of us for weeks to come, delete your thread on /qa/
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55240
>>55237
Why though?
Also, I made that on a mobile IP. I might be able to when I get to my phone, but the IP may have changed by then.
Anonymous
XGkvl
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No.55241
55242 55250
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>>55152
I can’t help it, I got to make more shitty edits.

I haven’t finished things like coloring, but that’s all I got time for right now.
Anonymous
XGkvl
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No.55242
55250
>>55241
Well... shit. Forgot to remove the top and bottom in the cropping...

*sigh*
No more editing for me. I will see myself out.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55244
55245
>>55243
Why would it cause that though?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55245
55247
>>55244
If you could get on discord, I could explain. Just delete that thread
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55247
55248
>>55245
Done.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55248
>>55247
Thank you
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55249
>>55246
Well, my issue was fixed, so I don't really need the thread anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55250
55251
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>>55241
>>55242
Don't stop. Practice is the key.
I made this one right before I passed out last night.
Anonymous
4w/Rm
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No.55251
>>55250
That’s really good. I will keep practicing, definitely.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55252
55253
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>Just remembered Tracy's in empathy range
As Tracy walks towards the stables, she sends an emotional blip to Brad, letting him now that she's nearby and she'll be there soon. It'd feel like something along the line of:
>'I'll be there soon, ~Flashy. Say the word and I'll be there immediately.'
As she takes a moment to size-up the cavalry that the Spartans boast in their stables I promise not to kill anyone this time. Just checking things out, to learn moar about life in Sparta.

Also, I'm not entirely sure about the limitations of the Empathetic link. I've been treating it like it were some sort of telepathy, although only in cases where they were fairly close range. I just want to know how complex of a message they can send/receive with it, for strategic purposes. I'd assume either of the two could take an action to discern the general direction of either being, or communicate messages that imply intention. He can at least call/summon her from anywhere, right; they don't need to be within a mile? I've been researching how those underling classes apply to cohorts, but idk how it'd work with PC characters, since cohorts are usually played by the DM or the PC that has them.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55253
55254
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>>55252
A cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine

>empathic link
Eh. It's definitely a form of comunication, though limited by distance. For a wizard's familiar the 3.5 edition limits the content to general emotion, although different add-ons and what have you have it conveying much more, up to full telepathy.

Communication is the biggest drawback of medieval life relative to modern life (yes, I'm placing it even above sanitation and disease). According to a book I read, the best a message could do in a day was 50 miles, and that was using fast ponies and relay stations of the royal East Roman postal service through developed areas like Anatolia. Contrast thi against something like a World War 1 era carrier pidgeon, which could travel 200 miles and flew 50 miles per hour through hostile territory (less vulnerable to interception, though still vulnerable). So I think a limited range telepathy and carrier pigeons are fine. Especially because we don't play as a single unified party, but tend to split up
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55254
55255 55256
>>55253
Sounds real goddamn easy to disrupt non-magical messages in this universe. Takes 1 round to summon a hawk to kill a pigeon, even if it were trained to avoid archers; even a rogue could do it with a wand. You can usually forget solo travel unless your sending an experienced Ranger; actually, that makes for a great campaign setting.
That's actually why marathoners were held with such respect in Greek society: it's dangerous delivering messages, even if you use a cipher key.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55255
>>55254
*ancient greek
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55256
55258
>>55254
Yeah, but that's true of any physical way of sending a message. Like you could almost as easily kill a human riding on a fast horse. Just dig a hole in the path (and he'll have to follow a path) that he doesn't see and bam, the horse is lamed and the message won't be delivered. At least a pigeon is hard to see, can take multiple paths, is a hell of a lot faster, and you don't necessarily know it's coming.

"It's the Dark Ages. Life sucks for everyone"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55257
55258 55259
Thank's for reminding me of the Star Card Tracy's faggot. Torc's 20 CHA should come in handy someday
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55258
>>55257
I'd forgotten about it too desu
>>55256
Magic missile
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55259
55260
Spoilered
>>55257
But Trump could have really used an extra 2 charisma....
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55260
55261
>>55259
Both of Torc's classes require high charisma
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55261
55262 55263 55264
>>55260
But Trump needs precisely 2 more charisma as a necessary condition for everything in the Epic levels
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55262
55265
>>55261
There are lots of ways to do that, let Torcuil have his goodies. Fuck me, I should prolly bake
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55263
55269
>>55261
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55264
55265
>>55261
Why did you put that point into Str?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55265
55268
>>55262
Okay... And yeah, you should

>>55264
Because he is a Warrior, and Strength affects both his attack bonus and his damage, so he needed high strength, and plus he had an odd numbered score. I put two points into Charisma
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55266
pssssssst, Trump's faggot has a "thing" about odd numbers
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55268
55270
>>55265
Good point, although you do have those buffing Spells, and the benefits of Smite Ebil would've probably overridden anything you might've needed the Str for.
It'd be wiser to put everything into Char from now on. You'll want it for ebin feats and more potent Smites.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55269
>>55263
*bullies mage*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55270
>>55268
Well, Smite Evil is very limited (only four uses a day under the 3.5 paladin) and the charisma bonus only applies to attack rolls, but not damage, when damage is what is most needed to stay competitive, and the strength bonus applies to every damage roll. There are a couple feats from the Complete Warrior, however...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55274
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/55271.html#55273