Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare something
or lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
>>51845>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.>guild leaders
There are guilds?
Then he loses anything from that day>guilds
Why wouldn't there be?
Well, if the party intends to return to the dungeon, Tracy won't have the option of forging mining tools, not yet at least.>>51846
Maybe not as organized as guilds, but tradesmen would organize nonetheless. I suppose they might have actual guilds, I hadn't thought of that.
What kind of guildsmen?
Any requisitions? Bounties? Monster-slaying requests?
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
>>51843>Not posting the good one.>>51845
Ill let you talk but i get to go first.
I mean an official request
I wanna be a hitman.
I try to post a different one every time.
Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone
*flies in heroically on Fae*
Nigger this is my speech.
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
>>51855>play the game
Tracy hides in her room and Astral Projects into a random lower plane, just to see what it feels like.>>51856
Tracy can't Astral project
Don't intentionally try to piss me off
She can transform at least once per day.
There is no need to be upset.
She cannot astral project
Are you trying
to wake up in the entertron? You'll still be hungry,....
You are deliberately trying to make me ban you
Wouldn't she just wake up in her body once her other body is destroyed?>>51868
That is by no means any reason for a ban.
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Do it anyway.
*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
[1d20+19 = 37]>>51870
Good point. I could roleplay that better.
I guess she has no reason to try/do/know it.>>51859
Tracy takes interest at this and continues tio ask around the crowd.
Rolling to Gather Information without drawing suspicion.
Thank you for cedeing.
I'm writing a speech
Should i roll for something? Was it not inspiring enough?
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
Trumpaladin claps at the speech, smiles, and heads towards the podium, thanking Infernius
"Was me bad at talking?"
Tracy didn't hear anything after that?
She goes back to the tower to play with her bird.
"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”>>51880
"No, of course not"
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.>>51881
Before or after >>51882
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
"Me need to ask about negros anyway."
>>51878>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
*sad Minotuar noises*
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
"Me like you taking interest in my job.*>>51891
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss""You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Error, incorrect materials for Invisibility.
Error, wand is already functional.
Also, did you see my question about making Snek a ranger and not a rouge?>>51897
Wand is already functional?
Torc shoves Snek away from the screen
"Damn it, if you want one fine. Let me see what we need and you can go get it."
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
So you told them what they wanted to hear?
Primarily. And in part Trumpaladin told them what he wanted them to want to hear
Do you intend on followng through.
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate>>51908*roman salutes in private*
>>51907>"Hugs to me?">"Maybe you want to go to the flowershop and do a search check for clues?"
How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
I was going to do it when the opportunity showed itself.
Imma quit trying to craft shit and have Tracy spend most of her days with her angels again.>>51914
Or the Ghestapo could tell Infernius. That works too>>51915
Fine, I'll stop giving suggestions. Jesus. Even though Tracy never tells anyone anything so these clues would just go to waste if she misses something someone else might pick up
How would they know about it?
She has no reason to tell.
Stay in character He doesn't know anything.
Would tracy know about it though?
I just rolled to gather info, and got those clues in response, so yes.
Share the info, dont act like a kike.
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
He doesn't. I was just trying to give a suggestion on what to do with it
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
Is "people are disappearing" not interesting enough to tell others?
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because >9 Wis
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
Find a "reason" to come back.
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.<cont>
Shit might not even be significant
Your character is preoccupied. Wait and see what happens.>>51932
I wanna search the flower shop first.
Okay, but don't bitch about meta-gaming if I make a commenting post
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
[1d20+20 = 29]>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
Did not mean to roll
Aside from the crowd who is still excited from Trump's speech, nothing seems pressing.
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
[1d20+27 = 44]>>51941>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive>>51939>>51942
Ah come on!
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
I want to go to Durpistan and make my cult soon.
I thought Tracy is taking a nap
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
Now she is sleeping, but she is still dreaming.>>51950
[ambitious Blackguard snoring]
Infernius's waifu sort of converted religions for him...
*curls up in fluff-pile*>>51952
You should try it.
Trumpaladin has a religion
Tracy is starting one.
Convert to football
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
She'd be a shit Blackguard/Assassin if she worshipped football.
>>51957>It's all about love
Football is astonishingly flexible
Tracy is a blackguard. Part of her role is to spread the impure arts.
Maybe I'll make it a school.>>51960
Football isn't ebil though.
Blackguards are supposed to spread ebil.
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
May as well rise to the occasion then
Alright, but no metafaggotry.
Suffer not the heretic to live
>talks smack about not harming eachother's followers
Do you unironically want to make this shit open season on squishy NPCs?
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Dont worry,no shit storm on you.
Reeeeee the rabbit won't work
Yeah, it disco'd me and now I can't get back in
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
Did you get shoahed?
Its looking that way. One sec
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
>>51981>putting things in other PCs mouths
Hmmmm. It looks like I've been shoah'd
It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
Did they give any reason?
Uh... should one of us host something? I'm going through withdrawals
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>>51997>Ebola as a main weapon
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
I want one as a pet meme
What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil kidding
I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.>>52001
Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.>>52002
Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
I need more strength.
The rabbit is back up!
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
I could go for a willing deformity though..
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
Put up an ad for a cohort.
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
How would you
propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
>>52017>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
I just felt like posting it.
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
>>51943>I missed the movie
Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts>>51997
Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
[1d20+21 = 27]>>52024>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 4]>>52024>>52025
Rolling to invent nuclear power
>>52026>Looking for a red echidna that knows de way
That's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.>>52027>Explodes
>>52028>as many planes
That seems dangerous.
Sounds like fun to me.
Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
[1d20 = 20]>>52032
We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
[1d20 = 7]>>52034
Can invent cars but not milk.
You gotta invent gasoline too though.
Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
[1d20 = 17]>>52040
Rolling to invent fanta
>>52042>Invents orange juice
The most natsoc drink there is.
Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?>>52043>brushes teeth>chugs OJ
[100d20 = 1096]>>52048
What where you saying?
So about the 20.>>52045
Yea but 20 though.
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take
to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin
such a venture?
>>52052He did tell you to stop rolling...
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
Stahp. Don't feed the troll
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.>>52062
Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.>>52064>doots politely behind Trump
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
Well thats depressing.
Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
Can you make me a necklace of ears?
Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
Are you bored with the game?
No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
Can we do that first though?
Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
Thats real fucking disgusting.
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Probably about an hour from now
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
I don't watch it either.
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
Why would i watch the negro football league?
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Just being considerate
It's a machine of false football.
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
Stopped working for me, for some reason..
Its still there, idk
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
You guys still watching the movie?
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Depends on his riding skill
He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
Oh, I get it>stick head in entertron>body regenerates>kill new person>regenerates again>kill again>repeat>>52117
"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."
GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
That's right, holodeck gives feats.>>52122
He did, didn't he>>52121
"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."
"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
"Torc,we make one?"
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
"Sure, we had a lot
of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?">>52119
"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?">>52124
"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
Thats cool as fuck.
Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform
"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
>>52141>Tracy is trained as a performing animal
I'm sorry, what?
Do it, faggot!
[1d20+10 = 30]>>52145
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy performModifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
We horse-acrobat nao
[1d20+20 = 25]>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
[1d20+21 = 38]>>52148
Tracy does her best to put on a show
Tumbling to put on a performance
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Port Barry is a fairly prosperous city, right?
It's more prosperous now than a few months ago, but it started in a not-so-great position
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
That's over time though.
With routine performances, you can earn quite the reputation.
Horses in general are cool as fuck.
Like jousting, those horses are fucking huge
[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin>>52156
They are neat animals
Aww. He'll get her next time
>>52158>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis>It feels more like a robbery though>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160*collects hard-earned payment>Robbery is her professionJust checking the watersBigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
>>52161*Pumps Payment into Pony... In an almost coerced way*I love Etheross
Oh yeah, Infernius never met her.
>>52163And so, the party's presidential paladin proficiently pumped payment into plump pony pussy post-preformance.>>52164
"My GF, I think
This so much>>52166
Horses are such beautiful creaturesECMajor is another great
Why you taunt me with this?
*vigorously ride trains hoo-man*
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
I'd like to get Mr. Snek to a LVL 1 ranger soon, so I'm ready
>>52176Did you think of what I asked earlier?
*kisses while bucking*
*Kisses back slobbering horsey*
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
It looks like Infernius isn't here though...
*continues riding horse*
*hasn't stopped bucking intensely*
Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
*slaps horse rump*
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
*plot oscillates hypnotically*
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
"Like you haven't seen us before!"
How did the town like Brad and Tracy's Performance?
That makes sense.
Thez and Infernius also learn that the knee-grows do not often venture outside their continent, as they are not well regarded outside their own culture.>>52194
What's Tracy's Dex and Perform?
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
I see. You can also apply both skills to a comprehesive performance btw.
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
"Reeeee! I only have a +35 on Diplomacy"*Still humping horsey*
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?That +39 bonus would be amazing
Yes, spell creation
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
[1d20+39 = 47]>>52202
Oh, you mean like:Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
The "stop stabbing yourself" spell?
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting
before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis>>52200>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
Quite. Meme with words.>>52205
Kek this>inb4 the party opens a traveling circus act
Oh I'm not here to entertain>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
The Entertainment checks are used to build reputation and attract useful NPCs.
That's my thing! Reeeeeeeeeee!
Evil? Did I miss something?
>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
Its still Trump Good desu
What else could he possibly be? Good is still Trump
More like the "start stabbing yourself">>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.>>52206>>52208Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
What kinds of spells can you create?
Kek, this is perfect
Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day>alliteration
Yes you are ^_^>>52218
You? None. Torcuil however, IDK
>>52220>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
NO>Doots in legion
[1d20+20 = 25]
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
*low, frightening growl*
*continues pumping paladin with predatory vigor*
Prancing predatory pastel periwinkle pony...>>52225We need more
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
*pounds paladin penis with puffy pony pussy*
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword
," Vandereim shouts.
I feel like there's a spell for this>>52227
Eh, I guess I can take more now
>>52231>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
*moves Vanderiem away from succubus horse*
*locks jaws and moans into mouth*
[unintelligible whinnying]>'I love you so much, Flashy!'
*wrestles with demon horse, grabbing her cheek and teats*
I feel like Transform or Polymorph would work.>>52231
Vandereim the Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, Marvelous, mysterious, Monumental, Most Metaphsically Magnificent Bastard
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
Something like Polymorph Any Object, only it includes Su and Ex abilities, like Shapechange.>>52238
F U C K O F F
*sticks tongue in mouth*>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
*pets*>"who's a pretty pony"
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
Is Pony the Paladin's Partner? >>52244>"Good horsey"
*wiggles inside horsey*>"You'll be ridden much more"
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
*And thus he rides*
>>52246"fuck, what have I gotten myself into"
>>52247>'When we finally settle down to raise our foals, I want to buy up a vast, lush, green, private meadow, so you can ride me there every day. I want to carry you too and from your golfing sessions and watch our foals chase each other in through the fields.'>>52249>[DOOT]
Damn youPretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night dude, see ya. We didn't get much done, but I think it'll be better even still
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*humps more and offers more liquid,
in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
"Neigh." she coos softly
"Neigh what, pony?"
"~Nothing." she giggles out, her eyes gleaming
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]>implying you can escape
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
"But Pony, I am not sure I have much more to give"
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
[1d20 = 15]>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
[3d20 = 31]>>52265
*ejaculates when not intending
You're so cute, Flashy."
[4d20 = 39]>>52268
Rub horse teats!
*milks a little bit*
[4d20 = 43]>>52270
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*drags paladin back to the tower*
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
"We're going to be here all night long
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
*sighs, but hugs horsey*
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
>>52284>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
*curls up around paladin*
*drifts off to sleep*
>>52288>sleepily pokes head out
"Hmmmm,... need covfefe,"
*walks to mess area*
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
>>52295>revenge sex>>52294>Bones doots dootifully and swiftly prepares a pot and proffers two cups.
I forget what covfefe soes but ill drink it anyway.
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it
and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
Trumpaladin should probably quit drinking covfefe*finishes pony*
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
One last cup wouldn't hurt.
"Uh Ana are you okay?"
*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
I've got the time>watching
What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
Jesus Christ you're back on this again
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in>>52314>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"
You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
Uh huh. I call bullshit
>>52315>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?>bagpipes play in background
Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
You mean the video?
Maybe the anger would.
Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand
germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
Reeeee no spoilers!
>>52325>WightsWights are spoopy asf.Winterwights and Lavawights are even cooler.
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
>>52331and everything Semitic inside port barry. Yes including the diamond monger.
No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
>>52334How many shekels per day does he produce anyway?
Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?>>52333>trade
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
An eye for an eye.
Stay away from our shekel farmer
>>52338 i dont care about his sheckles
Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?>>52342Just wondering.
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
Can Tracy cast
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
>>52347I can't remember how many ranks atm.
"Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can try
.. What do you need?">>52348
I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
Kike enabler i will track them down
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
And stop fucking meta gaming
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.>>52366reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
[1d100 = 62]>>52366
Infernius may suffer a different effect.
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
; no one asked a question.>inb4 metafagging a way out of it
Ok i dont say that then.
[1d20+29 = 47]
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
don't think I don't know what you're doing
Seriously, what are you talking about?
It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
Tell me what's wrong!
>>52361>>52359>>52362>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And
her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And
she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Not again...>seriously considers loosing 2 levels, putting me at a disadvantaged
What are you multiclassing in?
>>52355>>52359I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them">>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
>>52392>wait until the issue is "ripe."
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.>quote
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
"What person?">birth registryIdk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52398>Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
I figured>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.<laughs in claymore
It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
How often do you get feats?
Every three levels, some classes gib moar.
Eh, I'll take it.
I'm really regretting Great Wisdom though...
>>52407>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?">church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.>>52408>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
[15d4 = 40]>>52409
YES I CAN GIVE IT UP
I didn't know that though.
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat""church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
"On second thought, never mind"
*pets petite pastel periwinkle pony politely*
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
Why give up levels if you want to multiclass? It's not going to make it that much easier
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
What? Why? It's not that
Trumpadalin tenderly touches Tracy>>52417
Cause I never understood/asked for Theurge, and wanna keep it at two classes.
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
What would you do with Tracy otherwise?
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>52426>slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills
Exactly.>tfw 11 Char
*Snek hugs Torc too hard*
Careful there, m8.
Don't tread on Snek.
Torc begins to turn a shade of blue
"I... can't... breathe..."
Snkk thnn loosens the hug
Tell me what >>52378
Are Outsiders subject to Death by Massive Damage?
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
Most fiends have pretty high fortitude saves anyway.
*Drags paladin off for a nap*
Profession check to sell own milk.
>>52446>3 gp in a week
"Is it chocolate?"
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
[1d20+20 = 32]>>52448Bluff
"It's white chocolate."
"Here take 30 gold and gibe chocolate milk."
"Thank you for your service, fine Sir."
*tips hat and waves*
I love this game/community.
"Good day, Madame sentry."
"Have a nice day at the Cathedral, Lord Preston."
I feel a close bond with everyone involved.
>>52459>best pony isnt in the pic.
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
Poor derpy, i still love her.
But Derpy is literally right in the middle
>>52461>(((moderate audio alterations)))
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE IN HASBRO!!
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
>>52468Do you know a way for non-spellcasters to efficiently shed 45,000 XP?
>>52469you could give it up like thez did. Why do you wanna get rid of that much xp?
>>52470I've made no progress in playing a Blackguard, and I'd rather start over.
Post your character sheet
I don't have it with me. I've been using my phone for days now.
>>52471yea you could give that xp up.>>52474
I know the feel.>>52473
Did you watch hellstorm?
>>52475I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
>>52476you shouldn't have to use those.
>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
If you find my .txt pls post it.
>>52477Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
>>52480seems like thez would like those desu.
Hey did you watch hellstorm?
>>52482They're pretty awesome weapons too.
I haven't. Meaning to watch it today.
Do you know about the bombing of Dresden?
More or less. Would love to learn more details though.
You will learn alot from watching it.
I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
The robe is better.
I originally had her make the cloak for Trumpaladin anyway.
Tracy feeds her birds, and works on her maces.
Infernuis trains in the holodeck to get cleave.
HD 15d8 + 60
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Favored of Deity
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
4 handle animal
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
Im not sure, but i think so.>what class
How many levels do you have in that? What school?
>>52498Berry Ebil is best ebil goddess.
I dipped 1 level into it.>school
Yes she is.
You're only a 16th lvl Cleric? Which class are you going to advance in?>she is
I advanced in cleric.
Hey can you help me out here? The pixlr app doesn't want to co-operate.
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight>>52478Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
Gm picked the domains.
Have you ever used any of those Powers? I can't recall.>>52495
Handle Animal is a trained-only skill. Clerics don't get it.
Also, feed/hug your doggo before he turns feral like Tracy.>>52505
I would've said War and Strength for Hitler's Domains.
L-Lewd>handle animal trained only
Slightly different version.
6 ranks isn't much anyway.
Put that into Spell-craft and Knowledge Religion.
IKR? I had a dream that Mlpol had a mini convention of like 300 people last night.>>52476
I don't recall approving them for energy drain>>52496>arms
Where are you going with this? You're going where I think you're going aren't you?
It depends, where do you think its going?
>>52514>No energy drain
Something like pic related
Adorable but 4ants
Infernuis jedi nao
>Wake up after sleeping in, and characters are off doing many things
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
"Come train with me, Flashy."
No one is doing anything, its just bantz and feat training
*walks over with pony*>>52525
That counts as action though
>>52526>Counts as action
Nah, it's stuff that could've gone on whenever.
[1d100 = 4]>>52525>>52524
[Happy pony noises]
[1d100 = 34]>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
"Uh... Are you wanting me to ride you?"
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
*pets horsey on ears*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
[1d20+20 = 34]>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
[1d20 = 11]>>52533
>>52538>>52537*makes love to mare rump*
[1d20 = 9]>>52539
"Keees hlot dipobute!" "You can do better than that!">counter
"Take your time, my dear Flashy."
[1d20 = 17]
Decision making, but it won't take effect until experience is tabulated.
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
[1d20 = 6]
Can't cast wish yet, now permancy...
Anyone want some buffs?
>>52547*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
[1d20 = 14]>>52548
Thez' 17 was a mis-roll. Infernius' grapple is successful.>Trip
But unless a 1, so is Thez' trip attempt, causing them both to collapse on the ground.>>52549
"Neeeb! Hestd yuawq bhiff!" She calls to Torcuil. "Jillon fosx azilwen upifenty?" She calls to Tracy.
What would it do to ca