Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
It appears to be a blue earth pony with an unoriginal mane style
Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
Torc and Snek are continuing to follow and endless staircase
But i dont want to torture them.
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
Try a divination spell.
Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
[1d20+9 = 16]>>50381
Rolling cuz why not.
I know there were at least 5 ranks.
I am willing to take the vindictiveness for theyre saftey.
>>50383>Thinks a vindictive GM = safety
Exactly what ran through my mind
Im saying if you must be vindictive put it all on me, give none to them.
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Nah it's fine, I just am gonna have them head back
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
Boop of opportunity on thez
Cast a spell or something.
Can Tracy plug-up those tubes?
The clothes she accumulated from all of your dead coworkers over all of these months.
*tosses alchemist fire at wooden door*
Let Hitler take the wheel.
*sprays with spray-can*
Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Am back now
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
>waits for something to do
Torcuil trips and falls down the stairs
pls if anyone is kill let it be me and not them.
Infernius is so sweet...
He technically doesn't have to do anything if he doesn't want
[1d20+2 = 4]>>50416
"Ouch oof owie my bones"
Can I make a dex check to stop falling?
Do these wooden doors show any sign of being remotely flammable?
The walls are made of glass steel. What is the door made of?
Wood, with dimerterium reinforcements.
Not really. They're thick with a weird blackish substance.
*stabs into substance with dagger*
How hard is it?
>>50427He actually did it
A faint yellow mist fills the cell-area. This is unknown to Infernius.
*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
[frustrated horse noises]
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
Trump puts a fork in the light socket
*smells Zyklon B*
"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON DAMN IT">>50435
Search check door for lock or for handle or knob or nearby button
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
Cast Delay Poison on self and Mount
And get Fae next to the levers. She can cast read magic with her low level cleric skills
*plugs holes with Barry's clothes*>>50438
Press all of the buttons.
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
>>50439This is because you insulted Hitler in that argument with Infernius.
That would be even worse.>tfw hitler foresakes you.
How well did Barry's clothes do to plug up the holes?
*pulss the lever kronk*
It can't get much worse than this.
Press moar buttons.
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Cast delay poison target self and mount>>50451
And yes it can. At least we don't have sharks in the hall. Yet
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
I fall through a trap door?
Trump and Tracy did,... sorta
I just mean the situation they're in, its a bit of an oubliette
more like a gay door
Did their spells do anything to delay the affect?>>50456
Push all of the buttons.
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*runs to the wooden door and start breaking it down*
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
"You tried that. Now look through the portal window, cast "read magic" and read these walls"
>>50467>Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Does spell-sharing go both ways?>>50466
Buff yourself with Righteous Might or Bull's Strength. It can't be indestructible.
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
No... I just wanted to be angry about something
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
*wails on door*>>50472
Get on her back, we'll bust this thing down together.>>50473
Yeah.. I remember that one...
I have not forsaken you my child, I am merely playing Holocauster Tycoon
please know that your friends and compatriots are there to help you fullfill your destiny of gas the kikes and racewar now, please do not gas them
also damn son can't you take a joke
HE HATH RETURNED!
"Sieg heil Mein Fhürer.">>50468
"Me cant read">>50470
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
Ask Hitler if he knows Kek.
who do you think helped me write holocauster tycoon?>>50481
There is a manual on the floor
>>50483>manual on the floor
My sides>holocauster tycoon
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
<br><br><b><span style="color:red">(DEGENERATE WAS FORSAKEN FOR THIS POST)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
>>50483>There's a manual on the floor>Only the illiterate is nearby
This is beautiful>>50485>>50483
"Wait for Fae to come read it"
>>50485>can't even read>speaks like a subhuman>probably eats meat
You are the untermench
What's wrong with meat?
"Ack.. This gas is giving me a headache..!"
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her">>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
Hitler was a vegetarian and was generally against cruelty to animals
"This how minotuars talk."
Doesn't mean I'm gonna give up meat tho
meat-eating is harmful to humanity, there are numerous advantages to taking on a purely vegetable diet, we evolved from herbivores and only became omnivorous out of necessity
also a nation is best judged by how they treat their animals
"Why you create me like this?"
<a onclick="highlightReply('50495', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50495">>>50495</a><br/>Fucking heretical ancaps. (USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)<br><br><b><span style= "color:red">(NAH U COOL FAM)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
So he's flawed after all>>50496
I agree on the animal treatment, but that's the tip of a very big argumentative iceberg
Bruh meat is life
And now I want some fucking haggis
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
>>50499>Shilling the undercooked meat thing again
Keep your ecoli and tapeworms away from me>>50500
But don't express your heresy in front of Hitler>>50501
Can Fae come to the manual?
He's cuter this way.
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next
button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
Night faggot, see you tomorrow
"I love you too hitler."
".. It must be something else
"You're safe, little pony"
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
".. Just hold me.."
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't
literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
the door broke open by some miracle look at that
D E U S
M A C H I N A
Hooray! Glory to the führer!
Glory to the Fhürer!
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
I mean, that's what I would have insisted on
I dint want to gas my people.
Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day">>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
Tracy presses all of the buttons, after they leave the chamber.
She's a seminarian. Of course she can.
*Also exits chamber*
*Tries to close the door behind them*>>50516
*goes to Fae*
*Hugs big scaly kitty*
"Aww, are you okay?"
"Let's go to bed, Flashy.."
"Me glad you are okay tracy."
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
Muh Constitution drain.
That's because Infernius really wants to Role Play as a Barbarian>>50530
That only cost one fourth level spell. We have more rooms to clear on this level
GM said this week was for shitposting.
We'll leave-off back where we started.
*carries or is carried by pony to shitposting land*
*drags Torc up from the bottom of the stairs*
Bar bar bar
*Curls to sleep next to paladin*
*Wraps himself around pony in beautiful Penthouse suite*
*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
That's just cuz if I don't put some sort of cap on progress, you lot will be halfway across the continent before I can tell you what didn't work. Xp
>>50513>snek has nu hat
Torc then walks out of the newly opened door
"Welp, that place sucks"
*puts torc in another pocket*
Hey ive been meaning to ask you for awhile now,what are you politically?
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
is question is for all of you.
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
That would seem fair. So to speak.
Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
>>50551>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
Baby birds sleep like 20 hours/day, but they still get up early for some reason.
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either>>50549>Libertarianism
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
Go heal the poor at the church for good boi points.
Are there ponies there? Does that impress them?
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
Also, bless the Gatorade. They're probably out by now.
Oh fuck, that's a good point>>50561
*casts remove disease on a few surviving Fight Club members to reward the battle-whores' bravery*
Should probably take Felicia around on a few of these errands so she can be familiarized with the place
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
Did you train all of the generals as warriors, or did you have a couple adepts or experts to administrate the church?>>50566
At least ask her about it first.
>>50548>>50547Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)>>50556>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
Hard to say how the follower system is being worked. I'd definitely like a couple adepts>Ask her about it
I'd love to have a long, long conversation with Felicia about what she wants to do with her new life. Like he did with Slovenia>>50568
Even townships need sherifs
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
I can only see a handful, actually.
*squeezes-in training for mobility feat*
There were 3 Dread wraiths in that encounter, right?
It's not worth trying to get a set of ligfht armor is it? Is there anything she could get quickly that would provide more protection than her bracers?
Actually, I forgot about that Darkness abjuration. That's be as good as any set.
Well look a that, Torcuil dies of something horrible that dissolves him from the inside, and wakes up in the entertron
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
Calculating exp is my absolute least favorite aspect of 3.5
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
That's most of the reason I haven't bothered calculating it desu
Oh, well I guess I won't pry then.
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
>>50589>will losing experience affect when Tracy levels up?
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not bothered by the subject nor being sarcastic at you/Trcy. The part I don't like about XP is entirely the cumbersome calulations n shit, for a number that is far more detailed than it needs to be.
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
I doubt it, not significantly.
Mythril breastplate provides +5 AC before and magical expenditure, and you can add enchantments like Shadow that give a +10 on hide checks, for example>>50589
That would send you back a level
>>50592>far more detailed than it needs to be
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
The armor of Darkness seems best for her, desu. Worth the XP.
That's not a real armor. That's a spell that last a few minutes
Nah, it wouldn't. I crunched the numbers.>>50597
GM said she could make it permanent.
It would absolutely send her back a level
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures
? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
Also, your equipment doesn't affect the XP you earn. That'd be gay.
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells
Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
GM curls up in the corner and cries
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
No, and if you're going to talk about meta shit constantly, so am I
seriously want to get into a discussion about armors
You can stack armor bonuses too. Take a +8 armor and Diane Fienstien's +4 bracers
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
Yeah no shit, and I don't want permanency abused in such a way
>>50606>pats GM on the back
Shhh, it'll all be okay
GM emits a long and beleaguered sigh
Shhh shhh, your Fhürer is here.
Why do you do this everytime? Do you get something out of it?
Yes. Because fuck that guy
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.
All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Then why were you sad when he left?
>>50624>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
>>50625Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
Then be kind to him.
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
Who decides what "cheating" is? It's definitely not you.
It's too late for that
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
Its never too late to show kindness to a brother.
Can we just stop fighting plz?
I think the bridge is burnt
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
Build a new one m8 seriously just show abit of humanity.
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies
. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
Well, I decided to give kindness a try and I get... This
I'll be on in about hour or so if you guys are still there.Now sort your problems out
Start by not deleting everyone's posts.
Then stop steam rolling, stop stealing from and attacking other characters, and stop trying to take every advantage>>50645
If you ever want peace, you're going to have to get over things in the past and be willing to move forward
>>50646>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.
The discussion is on rabbit.
Anon, the problem is your attitude
I was on the rabbit and no discussion took place
I had to step out.
Can you handle me giving meta answers then?
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
Well I'm very fucking loud with my opinion and you can get over it
That's fine. Just don't start censoring things when you don't agree with them.
And please don't be such an asshole in posts
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
Do you understand why "speaking my mind without holding back" can incur resentment?
>>50656>you outta play with yourself
I can say the same about your constant steam rolling
Before processing his request, I have one question wrt Infernius
He'll be back. There's no leaving...
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
I probably won't be able to play this weekend.
I have some things I need to worry about.
And I'm supposed to be applying to bar right now. You'll be here this weekend
But I actually don't want you to go
Take all the time you need. I am at your service.>long, sweeping, and mostly unironic bow.
Ive started my whitepill regimen.
I dont feel like im in a losing fight nowhttps://youtu.be/ntCtwjt3pjg
Im sorry guys. Will you forgive me?
The shit i said in the rabb.it.
>>50675>>50678>implying there's anything for me to forgive or you to apologize for>>50666
It's fine, do what you need to.We'll still be here
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong
. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
I don't know if he's coming back
If he does please stop being so hard on him.
*modifed roman dab*
Is InfernuisXthez miscegenation?
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Having said>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them
, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly
to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need
integration at interval.
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
>>50695>offspring of a Minotaur and dwarf-elf mulato is a Unicorn
Is that a serious inquiry, or a shitpost?
Thats a shitpost if ive ever seen one.
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
"You best waifu ana."
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own
way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
[sad paladin noises]
*eats muh tendies*
"Why you look at me like that?"
"Its okay brad you still have me and torc"
"Don't you start, he'd be heading to the kitchen after
I'da whupped his ass.">>50705
"I trust you heard that.">>50706
Thez clears her throat
"Why you mad? Wife usually serce husbands food."
"It's different this time. She may be gone for good"
"User was stun-fisted for this this post"
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
*sad Minotuar noises*
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
"Turn thez into a pony"
Why not? I could feed her carrots.
"I'm still gonna prefer eating faces,...."
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
Torc takes the polymorph staff and boops Thez on the nose with it
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
Torc tries again, and when that fails he shakes it a bit
"Well that fucking sucks"
"Stick not working?" Thez quips, barely holding back laughter.
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit tooQuestion, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.>>50731Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking
>>50695The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdfIt kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
>>50717>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.>pic related: better or worse?
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..>pic: Not sure, desu..
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.>>50738>delighted Thez noises
>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.>>50735
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]>>50740
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Really, your starting this again?
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
And fuck you as well
[low pony noises]...
Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.>>50746>mutual feeling intensifies
*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*>>50748
Super fuck you
The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"
"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
"Not like you know the way"
[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?">>50758>bongo music plays in background
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
[4d20 = 59]>>50762
FULL ROUND ATTACK!
"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
>>50763>20>again the critical wubs>>50752>heavy
>>50761>high pitched clicking
C R I T I C A L
C U D D L E S
>>50765>bagpipes play>>50763Has Torc come off as sour?
"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.>>50768
I think it means full of negative emotions>>50765
"We must pray for this one">>50766
"Why you run away?"
>>50770>Not being loyal to one weapon
I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
I love Vanderiem!>>50778
Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
>>50777>sentient weapon they never talk too
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>>50779>wouldn't it have to be harder
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.>>50779
M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned
>>50780>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
You could always try slamming it into the glass to see if it works.
Says the guy who never tried hitting the temple with it,... cuz it would have worked
Yeah I thought about using it against that door
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50783>poofThank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
It's a +3 longsword>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
A "normal" shatterspike is a +1, +4 on sunder weapon/tool. This is a +4, +7 on sunder. Its uber cuz it helps fill out Thez' backstory and give personality and precedence with characters the party probably won't interact with.>>50783
Its also a death-trap,....
That's even better!>Death trap
If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.>>50792>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50794>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*>>50795>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*>>50796>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
>>50797>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>>50797>General's could use some xp too
I thought followers didn't earn XP?
They do in Mixed Nuts
I want to add some Druids or Sorcerers to Tracy's syndicate then.
GM would only let me give them Fighter levels though
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
You understand the difference
Nah, it won't be centered in Port Barry.
That's cuz they're not training in a way that makes sense for other classes.
Not paladin or cleric?
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
>>50809I wanted to train ponies with humanoid familiars...
Patience, I've only just finished the table of contents on the D&D sex book>>50808
They have no experience as
a paladin or cleric. They've seen
a paladin and cleric, but without a player they can't into specialized classes.
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are
fighters for a holy cause
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
BTW, where was shining armor in the movie?>>50813
(not with stealth)
>>50811>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
I don't recall seeing Shining Armor anywhere>>50815>In every way superior to warriors
They are in every way but one identical to warriors. That one way is the set of feats, which makes a difference, but isn't giant
>>50816>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
Not having skills or magic makes a big difference
Hence, the new feat at every level.Oy vey! Buy the complete martial SRD,
*rubs behind ears*
>>50820>>50821>GM goes to sleeps with that image in his mind
[happy pony noises]
I outta go to bed as well pretty soon...
I finally almost
got my Bar application done... But I need to get a haircut tomorrow morning and make up for lost sleep
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
You missed the State of the Union event
I was there, I was just withholding my shitposts...
I gotta find a way to increase Tracy's Charisma too, desu..
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
>>50837>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity)
, as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
... Perhaps.. I might be mistaken...
>>50840I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead
. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
>>50839>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anywaysI really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
>>50844>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
and thanks for the pdf ive been looking for it for awhile.
*boops thez*>pic related
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
"Thez you still love me right?"
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
Torc doesn't have the feat for that, sorry>>50856
"Call me that one more time and I'll consider it a violation of my NAP. In the mean time, did you do this?"
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
>>50857I'm referring to the permanency spell.
Only if you promise not to rob anyone who is European in port barry.>>50857
"Kek me did its hilarious."
"How do you expect me to use THOSE
Torc gestures a hoof toward the pile of his items laying in his robe.>>50858
*black and yellow kilt pattern>>50859
Oh, Torc could do that
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.>>50861>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
*laughs in Minotuar-pony*
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>>50858>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning.">>50867>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
*jumps right the fuck out of strange lady's lap*
[sad hoo-man noises]
"Having a good morning?"
"And you, you're looking fine this morning as well"
>>50839>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?>>50842>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far
ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally
finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
GM said a week, and I've been trying to do it for a long time now.
"I've had a perfectly delightful morning, but it isn't this one">>50876
So you get a feat every 3 levels?
Yeah, a week devoted to it, where the character isn't spending 10 hours a day doing other things
. It hasn't been much time at all in game>>50878
Yes, plus one at the first level. Humans have an additional feat at the first level as a racial quality
It's the first level you can obtain epic feats
Yea you have to be over lvl 20 to get em.
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
All three of that sequence of feats require 25 Charisma
>>50879>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human>6 feats for a lvl 17 human>look at character sheet>7 feats
I think I fucked up
No no, that's correct. There's a bonus feat at level 1
>>50887>lvl 17>17/3 rounded is 5>add bonus feat>becomes 6
Level 1 feat,
bonus human feat
[1d20 = 19]>>50875>Training in the holodeck
SNEAK ATTACK!he might hit a hologram instead. eh
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
Torc wants to go anyway so that works
We should kill the very strong undead inside first
>>50893>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to>fire at building>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
There are undead in there that can't be killed with a simple turn check. Lots of them.
Then we'll kill them the old fashioned way, if they survive the blast.
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
Diamond canons/canonballs, when?
What about the top half?
Sure, shoot that. But if you open up a room full of banshees...
Why do you (you) yourself so much? Who are you talking to?
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
What's their hitdie?
>>50908>Pinkie's Extravaganza Werfer (aka "PEW!")>It werfs parties
What did he do?
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
You should buy a balista so you can sneak attack with it.
Yes its in the rules.
>>50912want to become pony again?
We now need that as a mortar for the airship
This is the first post I'm seeing. I have a bad feeling about this.
If you give a mouse a cookie, GM. If you give a mouse a cookie
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.>>50892>bad feeling intensifies>>50902
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
Oh come on, a guy asks for ONE mortar and everyone gets a bad feeling.>dice rolls
Expect a rabbit PM, its not bad at all.
Okkay, that wasn't as bad as I anticipated
See, I may be unorthodox, but I'm not game breaking
Is that Animal Shapes spell still in effect?
"No me just asking, me had bad feeling about it this morning"
"Well, you did
boop me with a benis as my faggot was walking out the door,...."
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
>>50926Isn't there a machine in the tower for what I want to do?
Trumpaladin, realizing he had blundered, backs the hell out
[1d20 = 8]>>50929
Sneak Attack to grab unsuspecting pony by the dong
"Dont act like you dont love it."
*smug horned pony noises*
Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
"I think its endearing, but he's the one who has to live in meat-space."
BTW, being a pony does not conflict with Torcuil's spellcasting; its still innate magic.
>>50932The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.>>50929
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
Yeah, but how can a earth poner use staffs and shit?
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
"Me guess me can see.">>50937
Tracy use knifes.>>50936
Can i make a color request?>pic related
>>50938>staffs are for wizard>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
Eh, a bit too blurry....Maybe..
Fair point, there would be some restriction, but he's not null-magic
I tried earlier but most (((apps))) are garbage.
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
I never use anything but this garbage app:https://pixlr.com/editor/
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
I didn't know they had an app. Thanks
It's actually a site.
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
They have an app to i just downloaded it.
Trumpaladin's eyes widen and his pupils narrow, as he realizes why you should not turn your flank towards a rogue. And while being a stallion has its advantages, it has its disadvantages as well
He's not running off now>>50936
"You have my attention"
"You're looking really cute today, Flashy.."
At least you're a stallion
, Torc is a fucking colt
*pets pony plot*
".. And fluffy too.."
I thought Torc was also turned into a pony
"Is that so?">>50955would you rather be the filly?
>>50848>>50957>Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire>>50958Your god already gave me the honor. I, not Torc, am the Filly
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*>>50958
*grip on dong remains firm*
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Thez watches with a bag of popcorn
".. So.. fluffy
*shoves apple in mouth*
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
of machines. Where is Torcuil starting from?
*fluids drip down and get caught in his fluff*
"Wanna share with me? No communism"
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
*poof you are now filly leslie faire*
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it>>50969she can feel some liquid on her hand>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
[1d20 = 10]>>50972
He gets a saving throw
I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
Actually, I forgot you get to apply Wisdom so +10
*shoves carrot in mouth*
*positions self over pony carefully*>>50978
It doesn't change gender or age category though.
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development
drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
Polymorph would've worked.
*wraps rear legs around woman's head*
"You can't fit the whole thing in there you know"
*motorboats crotch tits*
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
Conscious of her unborn child, Tracy descends on the horsedong (engorged by her oppressive grip), carefully
We get 4 ability points?
Not a mage though.
You've already applied three of those four, and torcuil hasn't, but yes
>>50991>Cleric>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really
desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS>>50992
Uh, gotta think which one I use the most>>50993>acute angel
*bits nipples gently*>>50994
You're right it wouldn't be worth it.
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
>>50998>>50995>>50999I'm glad I got Mr. Snek out of there before his innocence was ruined
*continues pumping up and down*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
"I - I am?"
is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
>>51001>implying snek isnt a chad>implying snek dosent fuck snek bitches regularly
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
>>51001>STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
>>51003waifu abuse is wrong.
"Would you like to be my
mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
Hey, you captured my responce perfectly
You'd even get to keep your intelligence score...
[1d20 = 3]>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
Ha, you fucked up>>51010
Maybe a unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff?
*Grapples horse pussy*
Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
[1d20+4 = 8]>>51018>all this while he's lying on his back
lol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
Uh... That's what he doesn't do>>51021
She falls anyways?
She's a bit clumsy in this body
She stabilizes herself by holding onto his dong.
It's solid as a rock, that is for sure. But it's slippery
>>51013>unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff
Would this work?
You should see some of the things you type, pickle rick
[2d20 = 22]>>51017
While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
Tracy grips tightly; a little too tightly (she's not used to having fingers).
>>51030>making Torc a pegasus
Oh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
[3d20 = 39]
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
That would have set him off, if he hadn't been set off earlier. She maintains her grip>>51032>Unicorns have beards
Kek, he is like sunburst
I was inquiring about the abortion via dick part. M-morty
Of course Torc 4
can't find shit but Snek 18+9
thinks he may have found something>>51032
If Torc could do levitation with his horn as a unicorn I would have no objections.But what will Death think...
>>51036Everything loves poners
Considering the current configuration, that surprise kiss attack would be directed at horsepussy, which is also why grappling horsepussy failed.>>51036>Hooman. This one.
Snek indicates to Torcuil a machine. Its says "Wands" on it.>>51037
>>51038>Its says "Wands" on it
I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
*gives the old lickeroo*
Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it makes wands>>51038
Torc pats Mrs. Snek on the head
"Thanks lad, now shall we see if we can get this thing working?"
Do I roll knowledge engineering to understand how it works, or would it be spellcraft? Craft?>>51037
Fair point my friend
*Jumps up (front half, not rear) and licks weird silver haired woman*
*turns around and bends over*
I need confirmation on this.
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
She sinks further onto his face.>nommed pony noises>>51047
Well, if the female is with another male's child, it makes perfect
sense from a competitive-evolutionary standpoint
>>51047>strangest*cough* duck dick *cough*
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things>>51044
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
Fair points, i cede.
>>51049>turtle penises are the entire length of their bodies
Tracy could take it. Her vag is trained well enough.
>>51053>possums have forked penises
Seriously though, would a creature under the affect of that spell be an effective unicorn?
>>51055>felines have barbed penors
>>51057>dolphins ejaculate so hard it would kill a hoo-man
>>51058>>51054>Tracy is such a slut that her vagina is substantially larger than normal
True, that's why I never thought it would be an issue>>51055>>51053>>51049
But those are not as sexy as horses>>51056
It shouldn't. Polymorph doesn't let you take the new form's supernatural or spell like abilities
*continues humping less adorable weird woman*
>>51058>gorillas have the smallest dicks out of any primate
Yeah, although Animal Shapes shouldn't turn you into a Pegasus, let alone one able to speak.
>>51061>echidnas have a 4 headed penis
Four heads are better than one
Welp, Wish it is then>>51066
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?