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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47679
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boop
Anonymous
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No.47680
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>>47678

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47682
47683 47685
Torc decides to train Snek while his faggot gets artistic.
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47683
47688 47691
>>47682
I'm good with it. Only one to start tho.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47684
>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47685
47691
>>47682
I suggest Point Blank Shot, or Exotic Weapon Proficiency.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47686
Tracy feeds her birds once again.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47687
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>>47681 →
>will be considered
Maybe I said too much... Hehe..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47688
47689 47690
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>>47683
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47689
47695
>>47688
I thought you had to be ebin lvl for that?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47690
47693
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>>47688
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47691
47692
Spoilered
I tried drawing Mr. Snek, and I learned I can't draw a fucking gun for shit. Snek turned out pretty good though
>>47685
>>47683
I think point blank shot would be best for Snek, especially since it opens up the way for more ranged feats.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47692
>>47691
Nice pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47693
47695 47697
>>47690
What determines what cohorts you can attract and when?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47694
47697 47699
Also, can Tracy make a profession check to open her Ranch now?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47695
47696
>>47689
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.

>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.

effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.

A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47696
47698
>>47695
Can you attract outsiders as cohorts?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47697
47699
>>47693
I do Xp
>>47694
Sure
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47698
47702
>>47696
Several types of outsiders have adjustment scores so apparently yes
lqkPv
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No.47699
47700 47701 47707
[1d20+16 = 23]
>>47697
>>47694
Making Profession (animal/monster husbandry) check to open personal Monster Ranch in forest/grove.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47700
>>47699
... Does that pass?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47701
47702 47707
>>47699
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47702
47704
>>47698
I wouldn't mind having some hags, giants, or devils to help out around the place.
>>47701
We'll just re-cast the spell.
Wait until all of the zombies get hungry and eat each other.
k5+kC
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No.47703
47705
[1d6 = 1]
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47704
47706
>>47702
Do you have no interest in killing things?

You only get one cohort
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47705
>>47703
>those shitty ass rolls
Damn it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47706
47707
>>47704
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47707
47708
>>47699
You will need to be explicit about what you envision, intend, and hope to affect by way of this Ranch. What is it called? The Ranch? This is not a "pass/fail" roll, this is an availability/suitability of land, resources, etc.
>>47701
So very this
>>47706
I hear there are mercenaries
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47708
47709 47710
>>47707
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47709
>>47708
*steps on land*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47710
47711
>>47708
And the monsters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47711
47712
>>47710
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47712
47713
>>47711
But still, the monsters.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47713
47714
>>47712
Land is the first step, but yes, I want monsters.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47714
47715
>>47713
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47715
47716
>>47714
It's good to have land, especially in a feudal system.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47716
47717 47722
>>47715
It's a very desirable trait in a waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47717
>>47716
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47718
47719
I think I might want to have her investigate the far end of that grove first though. The way that Nithing was destroyed hints at some potentially annoying holy crap that I'd rather purge sooner than later.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47719
47720 47721
>>47718
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?

You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47720
>>47719
I'll do that first.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47721
>>47719
And this
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47722
>>47716
Love that movie, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47723
47724
*keens edges to prepare for next crawl*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47724
47725
>>47723
I'm just saying, it really sucks that you can't Sneak Attack or Crit undead..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47725
47726 47727
>>47724
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them

Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47726
47729
>>47725
No, they can't get tired: they don't even have Constitution scores.
[frustrates rogue noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47727
>>47725
Subtype page because why not
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Undead_Type
Anonymous
gn2IK
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No.47728
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>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47729
47730
>>47726
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47730
47731 47733
>>47729
Pretty sure you don't roll starting gear for pre-existing NPCs.
>Breath weapon
It's a Sonic attack. Like that of a Howler or Yeth Hound.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47731
47734
>>47730
She'd make an awesome cape though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47732
47733
I want to level up already so Tracy can summon her servant..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47733
47735 47736 47755
>>47730
You roll gear for new cohorts (though she's not a cohort)

>>47732
I did the math and we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level

>Sonic affect
Eh, it doesn't say so in the entry, so I'm guessing for the purposes of whatever usually negates a sonic effect it's not one. It looks like a reference to Dragon breath weapons and lion roars, since it's a supernatural ability
Anonymous
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No.47734
47739
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>>47731

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No.47735
47738
>>47733
Or it's not a sonic type that cannot be stopped by plugging the ears. Not mind-affecting
\r
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47736
47737
>>47733
Several creatures have roar/howl Ex abilities: they're considered to be Sonic weapons.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47737
>>47736
Okay. I don't really care what you call it. There is absolutely nothing in the entry for either one that suggests a supernatural sonic attack is anything other than a kind of breath weapon, and if it isn't, I don't give a shit, because I like the idea of a hybrid brass dragon having its own breath weapon and I don't care about pedantry for a fantasy game
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47738
47740 47741
>>47735
>Not mind-affecting
It's a Charisma-based will save though, so it'd still effectively have the same mechanic.
It's definitely not a Breath Weapon: it'd allow a reflex save in that case.
>Covering your ears
Few creatures have that ability, but I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw).
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47739
>>47734
Oh don't make that face You'd get a new one in a month.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47740
47741
>>47738
It probably would've been listed as a spell-like ability if it used any component other than Sonic, so it probably follows the basic rules of Sonic abilities:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sonic_Attack
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47741
47742
>>47738
>It would allow a reflex save if it were a breath weapon
Did you even read the entry? It says:
"Some breath weapons allow a Fortitude save or a Will save instead of a Reflex save"

>I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw)
All of that shit you made up. None of that is in the entry.

>>47740
Did you bother to read the entry for Dragonne? It's an Su - a supernatural ability. Not an Sp or spell like ability. Like a breathe weapon.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47742
47744
>>47741
Yeah, I'm just typing out of memory.. It is an Su ability now that I look at it.
I guess it's not far-fetched to treat it as a breath weapon, since only Dragonnes are immune to it, like every other creature with that ability. I wonder what energy it'd be based off.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47743
47744
>this grammar
That's a good sign that it's time for me to sleep..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47744
47745
>>47742
Sonic is an energy type, so maybe both at the same time

>>47743
I should probably sleep for once
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47745
47746
>>47744
Considering that it's will-based, it really doesn't matter if you call it a breath weapon or not. The Roar by itself is it's own ability. I just thought it'd be treated just like a howler's roar.
Sonic attacks are great. Too bad so few of them are ally exclusive. Great spread though.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47746
47747
>>47745
>Not ally exclusive
Shhh! Don't let GM find out, because I want to use this ability in the future

It's a 6 point strength and Dexterity drain for all creatures within 30 feet that fail their saving throws. If I cast Eagle's splendor on self and mount - or if she casts Eagle's splendor on herself when she levels up - then the save DC on her roar rises by another two points
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47747
47748
>>47746
It isn't though.
That's why I've never bothered to summon a Howler: it'd exhaust everyone but Tracy and Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47748
47749
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>>47747
Neither the dwelf nor the pony are outsiders
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47749
47750
>>47748
Tracy is in nightmare form. Thez counts as one because of her Perfect Self class feature.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47750
47751
>>47749
I think that was what was bannished though

>Tracy is in nightmare form
Creatures with alternate forms retain the type and subtype of the original form. Do you want to be specially vulnerable to banes and various anti-evil outsider spells? Because that's the only difference it makes
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47751
47752
>>47750
I assumed she counted as one because everything else was the same, but I don't really know or care. The subtype isn't really that relevant for me.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47752
>>47751
Either way, she could always just change back into a pony if there's issues.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47753
*goes to bed*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47754
47756
If I burn/blow-up a building or other lage populated area, and a bunch of NPCs die at once, do I still get XP for killing them indirectly?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47755
>>47733
>we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
Then we'll just have to re-kill them faster.

Is the party going to try to smack some info out of Kang Doot before the crawl?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47756
47757 47759
>>47754
You'll need to supply more hypothetical context. As you have worded it, no.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47757
47758
>>47756
It was mostly a joke to stir-up conversation.
But hypothetically, if you set fire to a building to kill an enemy inside, does that count as your kill?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47758
>>47757
Tbh, I don't really care was just shitposting to get a reaction...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47759
47760 47761 47763
>>47756
Now I have a question along those lines.
If Torc somehow set the dust on fire triggering the explosion, how much of the dungeon would that bypass?

Also, can Snek get a chameleon ring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47760
47764
>>47759
The dungeon is made of glassteel, so it's pretty much indestructible to any means except the ship's cannons (your meteor swarm didn't do shit to it, remember).
Remind me to pick-up the shards of material from where we entered, so Tracy can make some collector's-edition shanks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47761
47762 47764
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>>47759
>chameleon ring
If you manage to get one, he could wear it on his tail.
You could also just cast invisibility on him, if you wanted. Tracy could also make him a Hat of Disguise, to emulate the effect.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47762
47763
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>>47761
Snek with hat is /bestmeme/, btw.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47763
47764
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>>47762
Snek w/ hat thread when?
>>47759
Chameleon rings require 13 days of Disguise Self and Invisibility to fabricate.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47764
47766
>>47763
>when
Soon...
>>47761
>ring or hat
Yeah, I guess a hat would be good, looks pretty good on sneks for some reason.
But I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
>>47760
I know the fire won't do shit to the temple, but the same isn't quite true for everything inside.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47766
47767
>>47764
>I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
You and me both…
He'd need it, because he's YUGE, so he takes a -8 penalty on Hide checks.
I'm not sure if he retains his monster skill points after getting class levels, but a Giant Constrictor normally has 10 ranks in Hide.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47767
47768
>>47766
But he gets a +4 species bonus for hide checks, so I don't know if that means the -8 doesn't apply to him or what.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47768
47769
>>47767
He get's both: -8 size penalty and +4 racial bonus.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47769
47770 47771
>>47768
That's not good for a rogue
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47770
47771
>>47769
Well, he's only lvl 1.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47771
47772 47774
>>47769
>>47770
He's not even first level yet, he's level 0
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47772
47773 47775 47778
>>47771
But doesn't he have 13 levels in snek and probably a familiar HD bonus?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47773
47776
>>47772
Do your creature stats really stack with your character lvls?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47774
47776
>>47771
>level 0
What does that mean, btw?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47775
47779 47824
>>47772
Yes and no. He's an 11HD creature, but hasn't gained sufficient experience to advance to level 1 as a Rogue. As a familiar, he gets +9 to his Natural Armor, and has a de-facto intelligence of 14. As a familiar also, he has a default HP of 1/2 Torcuil.
BTW, Torcuil gets +2 on his bluff checks.
Level 0 means that the character has begun to learn the basics of the class, and gets minimal (very) abilities of the class.
Thez for example, declared level 0 Sorcerer. Because of her Charisma bonus she can cast 1 bonus 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th level spell per day, but she only knows one 0 level spell (Dancing Lights). So she can cast Dancing Lights a bunch of times.
In a comparable manner, Snek would have minimal initial skill points to apply (level one is (8+Int)x4, probably <1/2. Additionally he wouldn't yet be able to sneak attack, etc.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47776
47781
>>47773
When determining character level, yes, you stack racial hit die of a monster with its character levels

>>47774
I think that means snek is not yet a rogue
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47777
Definitely claiming a Silver or Gold dragon as a waifu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47778
47781
>>47772
Do characters with PC class levels even get the bonus HD?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47779
47781
>>47775
Is there any drawback to taking zero levels?
I might have Tracy late a 0 lvl in Sorcerer then, so she can get Mage Hand and lvl up as an Arcane Trickster.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47780
47783
Could Snek get a top hat with the Shadow enchantment?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47781
47782
>>47776
Trump is still with the party yes?
"Uhm,... can I ask you something?" Thez asks, attempting nonchalance, but failing cuz Trump's sense motive is absurd. She wants something.
>>47778
Both canon and ITT, I'm going with "no". I allowed it for Fae cuz otherwise she's cannon fodder, but Tracy is already more than uber.
>>47779
Taking a 0 level commits the character to advancing in that level upon next level advancement, which may have its own variety of consequences.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47782
47785
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>>47781
"Um... yes?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47783
47787
>>47780
It'd take time.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47784
47786
Now for the part you're all going to like (mostly).

When it comes to skill checks, there's an optional rule I've been employing liberally without saying anything.
Any time a character is making a skill check against a DC that is -20 or more of their rank, they can opt to take a 10 on their dice roll as long as they are not engaged in combat. The idea is that the task of so simple compared to their developed skill that they could do it with their eyes closed. Tying one's shoes would be a DC1 rope use check, where its so basic that the chance of failure is nil.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47785
47788 47791
>>47782
"Do you,... still have that robe with all the pockets? I was thinking,... if you weren't using it,... I mean if you are using it then forget I said anything. But if you're not,... I don't know,... maybe you'd consider trading for something?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47786
47791
GM, can you answer that question about the Hecatoncheires?
>>47784
What's the DC for tying someone else's shoes together?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47787
47790
>>47783
I just want to know if he'll allow it. I could always make the hat now, and enchant it later
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47788
>>47785
"Yes, I believe it's on Fae's bags. I placed most of Kiynen's horde in it, so hold on while I get it and remove those items"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47790
47792
>>47787
I think it's only armor that can have Shadow.
…But if not, I'll gladly load Tracy up with magick socks, panties, garters., etc.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47791
47792 47793
>>47786
Depends on the circumstances. Is one hiding under their table at a noisy tavern? Is it on a barren street while the person is busy heading somewhere or other?
>Hecatoncheires
Which part?
>>47789
>not dimensional
Yes they are
>>47785
>excited dwelf noises
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47792
47794 47797
*carefully hides items in room's dresser drawers, placing books about Football and Income Tax over top to deter Tracy from rummaging*

>>47790
>covering up a pony with panties
HARAM

>>47791
*Is now wondering what is going on*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47793
47797
>>47791
>Which part?
The part about the blood-forged weapons.
Is deity blood a special material for craft? Refer to:
>>47417 →
I was wondering if Tracy could use Kefka's body parts to make a special weapon later on, because that monster description implied that it had properties that made it deadly to some monsters.
I thought it'd make a great tempering fluid for an awesome mace or sword.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47794
47795
>>47792
>talks about sharing loot
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47795
47796
>>47794
Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it.

Uh...Tracy can buy horses with some of it I guess
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47796
47798
>>47795
I'm in no hurry.
Just don't get bent out of shape if I want to take other things.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47797
47798 47799
>>47793
First off, they're not immune. Heca,... those things regenerate against any weapon other than blood-forged or Good-aligned weapons. For two, those things are OP AF. I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official.
Having said, maybe but IDK. Its not something I expected to have to consider.
>>47792
Several things. Currently Thez is wearing a simple monk's fighting outfit (a Gi, for the martial artists in the periphery). As a monk, she takes penalties if she wears armor or is otherwise encumbered, but an article like a robe can be utilized without penalties. For two, Thez is a knob about some things, and is planning for carrying all the material components (that she doesn't need) that she'll need as a sorcerer.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47798
47800
>>47797
Um, okay. What's the rating on her amulet of the mighty fists, and/or does she have an extra lying around?

>>47796
>If I want to take other things
The only reason I thought to hide it was because of the possibility that all of it would fall in the "I take things I don't actually want just because klepto"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47799
47800
>>47797
Since it's the blood of a Chaotic Ebil demigod, I thought it'd make for a ebin murder-mace, maybe with specific powers, if I can find the time for her to work on it.
> I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official. something I expected to have to consider.
Ikr. Epin-level monsters are terrifying. Some are even rank-0 deities, like Phaethons, Atropals, or Infernals: all apocalypse-tier.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47800
47801
>>47798
The amulet is part of her belt and can't be removed, along with the amulet of non-detection. Its an heirloom item associated with mastery of her former/native Monk monastery. She doesn't have an extra, and its +5 (meaning, requiring at least a 15th level caster, and 50 days to fabricate).
>>47799
Just one of those - which aren't unique creatures - could easily walk through most of the Infernal lords. Soros would get his ass handed to him for example.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47801
47802
>>47800
It looks to me like the publications for epic-level monsters, classes and spells were mostly made for high-level campaigns that focused on insane missions, like theomachia or apocalypse-reversal, from what I've gathered. Even the existance of Abominations seems to be put in the game for "let's go kill a literal god" kind of campaigns.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47802
47803
>>47801
Well, the challenge ratings are based off "The level that a 4-player party would theoretically need to be to vanquish". Hecs are 57th? Absurd. Thez only got where she's at because she spent an excessive amount of time soloing and not sharing xp. I can't imagine ranking 4 players to that point, let alone past it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47803
47804 47805 47808 47814 47817
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Mf42aa702c4944b004dcabdf50750f880.jpg
hecatoncheires____cottus_by_mad1ba.jpg
hecatonchires.jpg
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>>47802
It has superior multi-weapon fighting, and it has a hundred arms. Nothing but an actual god of war, with 50 ranks in Fighter (maybe, if he's lucky) could best it in combat.
It's based off of those mythical ancient greek primordial giants who lived before the gods or even the titans: they could tear mountains in two with their strength.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47804
47806 47807
>>47803
It's based off of dark and elder things alright, but I don't think Greek mythology is the closest comparison
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47805
>>47803
The other ebin monsters are freaky too.
An Atropal is like every abortion every woman ever had, coming back for revenge on the living. Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends' faces as an afternoon snack. A Phaethon is like a walking nuclear explosion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47806
>>47804
>The Hecatoncheires were giant creatures in Greek mythology. Their name means "hundred - handed ones", and apart from a hundred hands of unfathomable strength, they also had fifty heads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47807
47810
>>47804
>(1)
Wait, who's speaking now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47808
47809 47811
>>47803
Right. Meaning, the party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it, unless it was used as a Deus Ex Machina-type, story that isn't so much vanquished as it is defeated, sealed, cast into other realms, etc. As a looming (pun intended) threat, sure but as a legit fight? I say again, absurd.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47809
47810 47814
>>47808
According to wiki sources, they're the oldest Abominations: born of proto-deities early in the multiverse's history. They're older than most gods, unlike most other Abominations, who are usually the offspring of gods.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47810
47811
>>47807
Nobully; it could be Lenos, it could be Anongriffonfilly, it could be Sad Alex, Taylor, or any number of possibilities.
>>47809
Again, I'm just seeing something absurd that no reasonable party could/would ever think of actually trying to kill, and if they are I question their creativity as players and that of the GM, as well as the authenticity and legitimacy of their campaign desu.
We were talking about God-granted quests earlier; this is a God quest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47811
47812 47814
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>>47808
>party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it
Yeah. It looks like a challenge for a team of Divine Minions, with Epic Prestige classes.
>>47810
>God quest
Do you mean God Quest as in instant-Geas, or God Quest as in "prove yourself!" ?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47812
47813
>>47811
I mean a quest for Gods
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47813
47814
1e4e90a082af80a396fe3a923b546531--dungeons-and-dragons-hilarious-stuff.jpg
>>47812
Ah.
Yeah, and not just rank 1-5 demigods like Kefka; actual gods.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47814
47816 47820
>>47803
>>47803
>>47809
>>47811
>>47813
For you:

Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city—the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about “imposture” and “static electricity”, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47815
47818 47821
I'll be back tonight, if anyone is still on. Later my dudes
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47816
91bea97f79c824224079a7758622662538e9c27b_hq.gif
>>47814


Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47817
47819
>>47803
Im gonna need a bigger strength bonus.

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47818
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>>47815

Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47819
47820
when-you-max-out-strength-on-cleric-class.jpg
>>47817
kek
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47820
47822 47823
>>47819
>>47814
I want to grapple a rank 5 deity.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47821
>>47815
See 'ya later.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47822
47830
>>47820
Gib Tracy the corpse when you're done.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47823
47831
>>47820
Infernius should've been Strength Domain, desu.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47824
>>47775
>14 int
Nice, smart Snek
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47825
47826 47827
>blogpost intensifies
Funny story! Apparently I was supposed to work this morning, but due to a miscommunication (rather, my lack of seeking confirmation) I got my first no-call, no-show of my whole LIFE today,.... Also I'm back for the duration (weekend).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47826
47828
>>47825
Fug... Sorry, m8..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47827
Spoilered
>>47825
I can imagine how much that sucks

I wish I had a job...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47828
47830
>>47826
Its actually not a big deal. I'm on light duty or injury, and I have an absolutely spotless record otherwise (in 3 years I've called in once) and my boss knows it, and lack of communication has never even been a consideration. In fact, while I've neglected it in recent months, I used to have a monthly e-mail correspondence with my boss just because I have serious social anxiety but am full of emergent ideas, many of which have helped to improve and shape aspects of the company's position and performance. For example, I introduced him to Simon Sinek, which has had a tangible impact (I wonder if corporate and foremen might have gone to one of his seminars?) on the overview of the company. I can get away with it scot-free in this case because I'm the fukkin' man at my job
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47829
*for
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47830
47832
>>47822
Ill give you what i cant eat.
>>47828
Red pill your boss.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47831
>>47823
Yea. I wish.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47832
47833 48633
>>47830
I'm working on it, but this is an ultra-rural community that doesn't take kindly to anyone who isn't a 3rd+ generation of the "hooplah" family.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47833
47834
>>47832
Rural MasterRace
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47834
47842
>>47833
Oh, don't even get me started, its part of my diabolical 1488 scheme. Major cities are largely lost. Its largely (only?) by fomenting the awareness and viability (economically, socially, etc.) of smaller communities that the white race has any chance at all desu. These are communities that its not too late to redpill on muslims (not exclusively) and who havve EVERY incentive to avoid and act against further decay of the US.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47835
47836
Will we be playing tonight?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47836
47837
>>47835
I'm here,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47837
>>47836
As am I.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47838
47839
Tracy feeds her birds again.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47839
47840 47865
>>47838
They're getting kinda big. They're about 12' sitting down, (cuz there's not much mass to the legs) and they're beginning to show coloration. One (I forget the name at the moment and I'll lose focus if I look it up, but its within the theme) is beginning to show an almost fluorescence, trending toward violet or blue.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47840
>>47839
"Who's a pretty ~birdie?"
*gently pets fluff*
They were named Sammy and Bunny.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47841
47843 47845
They show the dopiest enthusiasm before Tracy even enters the room. They can't smell or "specifically" detect that its Tracy, but there's a consistency to her presentation. Preceeding Tracy's arrival would be a series of incredibly minute details that would otherwise go unnoticed to a conscious biped (read: hooman) but which animals take to readily. This is why I contest the intelligence scale wrt animals, but I digress. I do admit that there is a significant possibility that atypical stats, behavior, intelligence, etc. that is observable IRL animals might not exclusive to "player" interaction. Simply, I've always observed highly intelligent dogs, cats, etc. Having said, I have always (almost) observed them amongst exceptional individuals.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47842
47849
1510033177503.jpg
>>47834
>tfw when no QT 3.14 aryan gf

Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47843
47844 47845 47849
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>>47841
So each of those birds which Tracy got for free are not only able to almost equal Fae in one on one combat, but they're magic beasts as well?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47844
47845 47846
>>47843
Dont even starr bro. Some of us Dont have any animal companions
And you got fae for free.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47845
47847 47849 47850
>>47841
Tracy dumps out out her bag of ground elephant meat a lightly-cooked egg yolks and watches happily as they eat, with a slight blush about her cheeks.
>>47843
>magical
No. Rocs are animals. You're thinking of Giant Eagles.
GM just thinks animals are smarter than the game-makers give them credit for, and is building character in their subtle responses.
>>47844
Go talk to your doggo.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47846
47848 47851
>>47844
A Paladin's mount is an essential feature of the class, and a Dragonne is a CR 7 with 19 strength, whereas a Roc is a CR 9 with 34 strength and is two size categories larger with corresponding increases in damage
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47847
47851 47863
>>47845
I probably cant. The juice are blocking hitler.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47848
>>47846
Whatever.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47849
47864
>>47843
Not hardly. They're dopey, clumsy, and awkward. They're a liability in combat. But they are cute, if not ginormous.
>>47842
Desu, my mate is not aryan. She is of royal, "pacific" ancestry though. Xp
>>47845
>doggo
This. If I wanted to be authentic, he'd have pissed and shit on everything cuz "is he even let outside?". Mental note, have Bones check on him 3x a day, just in case.
What Infernius now has is a tiny dog that 'almost' pees its self whenever he shows up, but doesn't know how to calm down.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47850
47852
>>47845
>Go talk to your Doggo
This. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro needs attention
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47851
47853 47857
>>47846
The standard mount for a paladin is a heavy warhorse: you got an upgrade. She even speaks common and as class levels.
>>47847
Try Commune With Nature.
Then see if he's worth Awakening.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47852
>>47850
Don't give animals names they can't remember. His name is Sparkle.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47853
47854 47855 47863
>>47851
I dont think you understand the kikes are blocking hitlers powers i dont even know how i can still use healing magic.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47854
47855 47856
>>47853
>kikes are blocking hitlers powers
Since when? You were able to break Thez's petrification.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47855
47859 47860
>>47853
>>47854
They're not blocking his power, they're blocking his communication.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47856
47863
>>47854
Gm said they were.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47857
47858
>>47851
True, but she's still only CR10ish after features, not a match for two CR 9s

>names they can't remember
Oh please. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro is easily remembered
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47858
>>47857
>not a match
It's not a contest.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47859
47861 47863
>>47855
Why wouldn't they block his powers too?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47860
47861
>>47855
When did this start?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47861
47864
>>47859
Because I had dubs for one. For two, because Hitler is too awesome and undeniable. His blessings cannot be blocked by kikes, even if his words might be suppressed.
>>47860
This started back when I was first called to speak for the Fuhrer and balked cuz mein deutsch ist schrect and cuz I don't feel I could accurately portray him as a god.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47863
47866 47868
>>47859
>>47856
>>47853
>>47847
Just go have hot shower sex with your waifu like your God commanded you two then feed your dog some tacos
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47864
47868
>>47861
Great.
>>47849
Id take a Celtic girl desu, when you say Pacific do you mean asian or islander?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47865
47868
>>47839
What does the other one look like?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47866
47869
>>47863
We both know what he meant m8.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47867
47890
Can we get some info out of Kang Doot now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47868
47870 47876
>>47863
>>47864
I'm not Hitler in this case, but some showers 'glitter'. Just a random interpretive thought.
>>47864
Islands ftw
>>47865
Slightly pink desu

eueZS
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No.47869
47872
>>47866
Stop with the cocky attitude to hermeneutics and go now!

\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47870
47871 47873
>>47868
Very tropical. Like the birds of Eden.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47871
>>47870
They are going to end up deep blue and red-pink when they get older.

It'll be beautiful
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47872
47873 47877
>>47869
Summoning atlas.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47873
47874 47890
>>47870
Not intentionally, but metaphysically so distantly related.
>>47872
Fug
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47874
47877
>>47873
I'm not opposed to tropical Rocs. It fits their theme.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47876
>>47868
1488 with her.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47877
47878 47880 47896
Atlas says good morning (3).png
>>47872
Unfortunately he's not on at all at the moment. He was on earlier today though

>>47874
Wrong. Just, wrong. Rocs are cold weather animals and anything else just ain't right
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47878
47879
>>47877
>Rocs are cold weather animals
Did you read the Legend Of Sinbad? They would've lived around the Indian Ocean.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47879
47881
>>47878
But they lived in high up mountains, which would be cold
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47880
47883
>>47877
I know you are trying to do damage control and all but could you stop being disengenous and say they truth?
I mean i already know that hitler wants infernuis baby dead.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47881
47883
>>47879
Then I guess it's just magick then.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47883
47885
>>47881
Nah, it's because the plumage if the younger animals is lighter than that of mature adults

>>47880
Oh hush. He only commanded her to take a shower? Has she even showered once thus far? Hell, I should probably take a shower

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47885
47886
>>47883
Really?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47886
47887 47888
>>47885
You could cast Augury to get the correct interpretation.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47887
47888
>>47886
You also have that Phylactery of faithfulness.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47888
47889 47894
>>47887
>>47886
Atlas would need to be online for that.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47889
47891
>>47888
Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47890
47896
>>47873
>>47867

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47891
47892
>>47889
Most likely. But ....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47892
47893
Hitler1a.jpg
>>47891
God's don't like having to say things twice...
It's scary when they're angry...
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47893
>>47892
Fear is good.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47894
>>47888
There's a reason Atlas delegated most duties to his Admins (who are always on)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47895
Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47896
47898
>>47877
>discord-fagging this hard
>>47890
No Kang Doot info. Attempting to read/meld with his mind result in momentary insanity for the person. Comprehension spells are ineffective.

oplLs
?
No.47897
47897 47899 47901
[4d20 = 37]
>>47897
Kill undead socialist
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47898
47902
>>47896
*Casts Speak with dead.*
oplLs
?
No.47899
47901
[4d20 = 67]
>>47897
Try again with less shitty rolls
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47900
Where are the characters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47901
>>47897
>>47899
Where is your character?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47902
47904
>>47898
>This spell does not affect a corpse that has been turned into an undead creature.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47903
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47904
47905
>>47902
Well fuck. I take the kangs clothes/wrappings.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47905
47907
rpg-murder-hobo-flow-chart-dm-talks-and-stuff-you-29373926.png
>>47904
Tracy has his arms already.
Taking his skull.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47907
47908
>>47905
(((Goybook Memes)))
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47908
47910
>>47907
I found it on (((Google))).
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47910
47911
>>47908
So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47911
>>47910
Interdasting.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47912
47921 47932
I never asked what Int bonus Tracy's headband gave her.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47913
47914 47917
Who's here tonight?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47914
1514352418539.png
>>47913
I'm here
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47915
1237661.png.cf.png

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47916
*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47917
47918 47919 47920
>>47913
Give me about thirty minutes.

GM, could I decrease crafting time with memes?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47918
47920 47921 47923
>>47917
No, but you could decrease XP cost of spells.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47919
awesome.jpg
>>47917
Please this.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47920
47922 47923
Fluttershy_and_Rainbow_Dash_concerned_S5E3.png
>>47918
>>47917
>The players are more interested in arts and craft than murder-hoboing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47921
>>47918
Oh..
Could you refer to >>47912 ?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47922
47924 47941
niggers.jpg
>>47920
>murder-hoboing
It's more murder-farming, desu. We haven't really moved around that much.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47923
47924
>>47918
Fine
>>47920
I still wanna know what effect triggering the dust would do
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47924
47925
>>47922
Why do you like item making more than fighting?

>>47923
He already told us. It would kill us, and destroy any loot
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47925
47927 47928
>>47924
If we weren't in there you idiot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47927
47929
>>47925
It wouldn't be good
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47928
tumblr_m5exyfiUfL1ql55zvo1_500.jpg
>>47925
Kek
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47929
47930
>>47927
Thanks for the great description m8
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47930
47931
>>47929
There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47931
47932
>Skills: For each skill in which either the master or the familiar has ranks, use either the normal skill ranks for an animal of that type or the master’s skill ranks, whichever are better. In either case, the familiar uses its own ability modifiers. Regardless of a familiar’s total skill modifiers, some skills may remain beyond the familiar’s ability to use.
So, what does this mean?
>>47930
Ah, that clears it up.
Where is everyone?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47932
47933 47934 47946
>>47912
I realized I haven't been applying Tracy's Int modifier to any of her Search checks.
>>47931
Tracy is on her way to the entrance of the temple.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47933
47946
>>47932
*goes with pony*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47934
>>47932
I guess Torc heads there too
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47935
47936
Is Infernius here?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47936
47937 47938 47946
patrick_love_communism_by_melanoptera-d4azgyr.png.cf.png
>>47935

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47937
>>47936
Looks like the party is here then.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47938
47939 47946
>>47936
Saved
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47939
47942
0242dde6ee3f94590e7c592b5b7b1f9e.jpg
>>47938
Torc, did you ever consider using Illuminati cards for memes?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47941
>>47922
Bad pony!
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47942
47943 47944
>>47939
Considering I have neve heard of them before now? No
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47943
47944 47947
thefroggod.jpg
>>47942
Classic /pol/ meme.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47944
47945 47948
>>47942
>>47943
They predict the future.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47945
>>47944
>Dubs
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47946
>>47932
>>47933
>>47936
>>47938
One moment, sorry
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47947
>>47943
I'll take 50
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47948
47949 47950
img_2425.png
illu+card+enough+is+enough+%282%29.jpg
022-card-scandal-w-couple-in-bed Monica-Lewinski Bill-Clinton.jpg
122.jpg
>>47944
That they did.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47949
47950
db7dc205d4a397634603e6a9048f0f3a.jpg
>>47948

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47950
47953
>>47948
>>47949
What company made theese? Where they chosen or bad goys?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47951
47952 47954 47955 47956
Fug, I'm passing out at the keyboard.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47952
>>47951
You okay? We can break for tonight if you want
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47953
>>47950
Idk. Look it up.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47954
47958
>>47951
Take it easy, m8.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47955
>>47951
Night gm
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47956
1502749__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_princess luna_alicorn_aware of dog_badumsquish is trying to murder us_badumsquish strikes a.png
>>47951
Love you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47957
47964
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Found an idea for an Ebil Goddess.
oplLs
?
No.47958
47959
image.png
[1d20+27 = 31]
>>47954
Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets

Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47959
47960
>>47958
She's looking for shards of glassteel to make custom shanks.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.47960
47961 47962
image.png
>>47959
*continues staring down pony, because what else can he do while GM isn't here*
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.47961
47962 47967
image.jpeg
>>47960
"I KNOW YOUR SECRETS PONY!", Trumpaladin loudly Shitposts
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47962
47963
>>47961
>>47960
"Infernuis want your opinion on suits."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47963
47966
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>47962
"Looking to join us refined professionals are you? What do you want to know about suits?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47964
47965
1504411520401.jpg
>>47957
Trumpaladin may need to summon a nice goddess to counter her
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47965
>>47964
Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47966
47968 47969
>>47963
"Why people wear them? And do we have suit maker in town?"
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47967
47970
>>47961
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47968
47969
>>47966
"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47969
47971 47974
>>47966
"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.

If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"

>>47968
"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47970
47972
>>47967
*pets pony*
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47971
47973
>>47969
*Leg-humping intensifies*
"I must say it feels rather nice."
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47972
47973
>>47970
[Happy pony noises]
*Purrs in pony*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47973
47975
>>47972
>>47971
"I've noticed you're rather fond of my slacks..."
*mild disgust*
*shakes leg lightly*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47974
47976
>>47969
"Me want nice hugo boss suit."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47975
47976
1502759208689.png
>>47973
"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47976
47977 47979
Hugo Boss.jpg
>>47974
"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"

>>47975
*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*

"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47977
47978
>>47976
"Isn't that what cutie marks are for?"
*Wiggles rump*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47978
47981
>>47977
"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"

*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47979
47980
>>47976
"Well me want to look nice for thez"
*blushes*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47980
47982
>>47979
"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47981
>>47978
Or so it's changed in his mind
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47982
47984
>>47980
"Brad,thez is planning wedding,me want to invite you and tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47983
47984
[sad pony noises]
"... I want us to have our wedding soon ~too..."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47984
47985 47989
>>47982
*blushing slightly*

"D'aww, thanks. What are you planning?"

>>47983
"Aww"

*picks up pony, and cradles her in his arms*

"You'll get a wedding too, little pony"

*pets*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47985
47986
>>47984
"Thez say something about a ball."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47986
47995
>>47985
*holds pony close to self*

"A ball you say? Now that could work"

*makes note to self to try to do something grander*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47987
47988 47995
Torc somehow finds his way to the rest of the party, with Mr. Snek following close behind.
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47988
47990
>>47987
"Why though? We've got a dungeon to crawl"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47989
47990 47991 47995
>>47984
"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."

*Faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47990
47991
>>47988
"I need a new cannon for my ship. That way if anything too big comes out, we shoot it."
>>47989
Night faggot
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47991
47992
>>47989
*contemplates how it would look if waifu is visibly pregnant in wedding photos*

"That is a good point"

>>47990
"You have 13 functioning ones though, besides our collective power and all. Can't it wait?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47992
47994 47997
>>47991
"They must be intwined or something, cause if I turn the lever while one's broken they all suffer the same fate. And who knows what that would do to the ship."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47994
47996
>>47992
"You can't just remove the one from the sequence and bypass it, allowing the other 13 to function?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47995
47996 47997
>>47986
"It will be yuge."
>>47987
"You want me to go?"
>>47989
Night.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47996
47998
>>47994
Torc shakes his head
"Not as far as I'm aware, gnomish shit is hard. I don't understand why it's such a big deal. I have... acquaitances that should be able to get the plans to a smith. I'll I'd have to do is bring a sketch of the cannon and drop it off."
>>47995
"If you'd like."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47997
47998
_YOU_THINK_WAR_END_SOON._GO_AHEAD_TAKE_DAY_OFF.__-_NARA_-_516234.jpg
>>47995
>>47992
"I mean, it's not like we killed four lichs two days ago and all four will respawn within a few days if they haven't already. It's not like Dimensional anchor has a limited period of time it's active, and it's not like we've got a hell of a lot more rooms to clear before we get to the center of the nest. By all means, take your time. Do your shopping now. The enemy will be grateful"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47998
47999 48000
>>47997
"You have point."
>>47996
"Can we wait untill after invasion? Or is it urgent?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47999
>>47998
"I guess it could wait, but we won't be able to do any further damage to the temple. No new access points if needed."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48000
48003
>>47998
"Infernius, when this city was attacked, it was attacked by a wide number of varieties of undead with four lichs visibly leading. It was organized by someone larger, more powerful, with many underlings. Thus far in the Pyramid we have encountered Allips, varg-thingies, wraiths, and what seemed to be an independently acting mummy lord. We haven't yet encountered even the beginning of who organized this attack. But don't think for a moment their leaders are not in there.

How long do you think it will be before they realize we've penetrated their citadel - they probably already have. Do you think that maybe they are just waiting until sunset - and sun light is toxic to many undead - to lead a forary into town to terroize and kill? Do you think they may come up with the idea to set a trap for us in the pyramid? How long do you think it will be before one of them realizes that all they have to do is get a high level spell caster to cast "dispell magic" to break the dimensional anchor and teleport away from us. Unless of course, they want to be in the harbor. Time is of the essence"

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48001
48002
1506457379639-4.jpg
"We know who is behind attack,the kikes."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48002
48004
>>48001
"We know that they are organized. And an organized enemy, is a dangerous enemy. Very dangerous"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48003
48005
if-you-let-your-enemies-have-sex-with-your-wife-2623518.png
>>48000
"They clever so they probably know we are here. They most likely set traps already."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48004
>>48002
"Me know."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48005
48006 48009
>>48003
"We must go in and kill them, before they have the chance to kill us and all of the aryan race. We must release mankind from this curse, and soon. Be strong. Be clever. And above all, act quickly. Because they will be"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48006
48007
>>48005
"Is this the part where I ask not what my country can do for me, but what can I do for my country?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48007
48008
>>48006
"That's the spirit!

Perchance do you want to wear a cloak of resistance? It can help protect you from curses and effects many of these undead have."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48008
48010 48011
>>48007
"Considering I don't really feel like dieing again? Sure, thanks Trump."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48009
48011
>>48005
"Protection of the entire white race is my priority. Not just tge aryans."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48010
48011 48012 48020
>>48008
"Me wish torc was still here."
eueZS
?
No.48011
48012 48014
>>48008
"here you go"

*hands a cloak of resistance to Torcuil, since there are like two that haven't been used*

>>48009
"That's the spirit!"

>>48010
"You can almost hear him at times..."
\r
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48012
>>48010
"I'm quite literally standing right next to you"
>>48011
"STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48013
48014 48015
"Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
From glen to glen and down the mountain side..."

*starts crying*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48014
48015 48017
>>48011
>>48013
"Me just wish me could see him one more time."
*hugs brad*
*cries*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48015
48016
>>48013
>>48014
"I fucking swear, I'm rig-
Nevermind, lets try this."
Torc grabs Snek, turning him into a staff and smacks Infernius with it.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48016
48017 48018
>>48015
*scratches area that got smacked*
"Me hate mosquitos."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48017
48018
>>48014
*hugs back*
"I do too...

I'm gonna miss the little wanker"

>>48016
"I do too... Tell me if you need me to cure a disease. I'd hate to lose another..."
*starts sobbing again*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48018
48019 48020 48021
>>48017
>>48016
"I sometimes really hate you both"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48019
48023
>>48018
*hugs imagined representation of his lost comrade*

"I hate you too buddy" *sniff* "I hate you too"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48020
48022 48023
>>48018
Alright. Because Snek would be neither rigid nor would his body weight be localized during a "Snek strike", I'm thinking that it would be ineffective as a melee attack, but would allow Snek to grapple as a free action upon contact.
>>48010
"Did something happen to him?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48021
48023
>>48018
"If only torc would have used higher quality memes mayve he would still be with us."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48022
48024
>>48020
"He dead remember thez?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48023
48027
>>48019
"You guys are fucking impossible."
>>48020
I'll accept that
"They think I'm dead"
>>48021
"YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO DIDN'T NOTICE ME DYING ON THE FLOOR"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48024
48025 48026
>>48022
"Yeah, and then he was back like 2 minutes later. I mean, did he die again?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48025
48028
>>48024
"Yes. He also died when a mummy cursed him..."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48026
48028
>>48024
"He never come back thez, he dead."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48027
>>48023
"That gust of wind just now, it sounded loke a bitch."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48028
48029 48030 48032
>>48025
"I know, I watched it happen. It was tragically comical. But then he was back alive again."
>>48026
"Is this some kind of joke?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48029
>>48028
"To them it is, and I don't appriciate my death being called 'tragically comical'"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48030
48031 48036
>>48028
*leans in to thez*
*whispers*
"Go with it."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48031
48033
>>48030
"I heard that you bitch"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48032
48033 48035
>>48028
"I didn't know he'd failed his saving throw...

I don't think it's comical. Him getting mauled to death by a special mount was comical, but losing him in battle..."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48033
48034
>>48032
>>48031
"Did you hear that brad? The wind had a voice on it."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48034
>>48033
"Like dust in the wind"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48035
48040
>>48032
I can always shoot the two fuckers if they keep ignoring me.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48036
48037 48039
Thez looks at Trump and Infernius, and then at Torcuil. "I've no idea what they're on about. It was funny though. One minute you were sitting there inspecting part of the room, the next minute you were on the floor disintegrating into sand. I mean, if we didn't have an entertron I'd be devastated! But as is,...."
>>48030
"Sorry, my Bluff skill is shit."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48037
48038 48040 48041
>>48036
>grumbling
I need sleep, so this is where I part for the night aw fuck it's morning.
See you faggots later
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48038
>>48037
Later fag.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48039
48042
>>48036
"Thez me get suit for wedding"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48040
>>48035
*growls in draconic*

>>48037
Love you, and see you later
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48041
48081
>>48037
Later. Sorry I bailed earlier
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48042
48043
>>48039
"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48043
48044
>>48042
"Me want to look me best for you on big day."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48044
48045
>>48043
"Then why a suit? Why not rhinoplasty?"

"I'm kidding!"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48045
48046
>>48044
"Heh good one."
*rubs muzzle*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48046
48047
>>48045
"So what kind of suit? A duck suit? A swim suit?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48047
48048
>>48046
"A nice German made suit."
"Hugo BOSS"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48048
48049
>>48047
"So a suit, or a uniform? I understand Hugo Boss designed the nazi uniforms,...."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48049
48050
>>48048
"Both. Um thez how do you feel about me still being Nazi?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48050
48051 48052
>>48049
She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48051
48053 48075
>>48050
"Um thez will you teach me to read?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48052
48053
>>48050
"Rockwell is best."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48053
48054
>>48051
>>48052
She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48054
>>48053
"Thez me glad me met you."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48055
48056
She continues to hold him, murmuring softly before saying, "Naturally."

"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48056
48057
>>48055
"Me tired."
*picks up thez*
"You want lay down with me?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48057
48058
>>48056
Her eyebrow twitches. "Do we have to lay down tho?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48058
48059
>>48057
"We dont have to just lay down."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48059
48060
>>48058
"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better with scales, or without?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48060
48061
>>48059
"Me like you gray. It hot."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48061
48062
>>48060
"I was more asking about texture than pallor."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48062
48063
>>48061
"Scales did feel nice."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48063
48064
>>48062
"Good to know," she says smiling and booping him.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48064
48065
>>48063
*boop of opportunity*
"Thez how would you feel if me turned into earth pony?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48065
48066
>>48064
She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48066
48067
>>48065
"Meh it just idea me have floating around for awhile."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48067
48068 48076
>>48066
"You're not gonna try for Paladin Mount too are you?" she teases.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48068
48076
>>48067
"Me might."
*winks*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48069
48070
*faggot goes to sleep*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48070
>>48069
'Night
And they did fug.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48075
48081 48235
>>48051
Infernius is the cutest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48076
48077 48080
>>48068
>>48067
Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_Paladin
Not as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48077
>>48076
You have to have mounted combat, and a few other skill ranks though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48080
>>48076
You get the horse at lvl 2.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48081
>>48041
M8 it's fine.
>>48075
Agreed
lqkPv
?
No.48082
48100
[1d20+24 = 38]
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48083
48084 48235
image.png
image.png
>Infernius as my Paladin's mount
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48084
48085 48086
>>48083
He's going to be Thez's familiar.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48085
48086 48102
>>48084
>tfw this party is just one big orgy of cohort haxx
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48086
>>48084
Reeeee! I want him!

>>48085
We have other firms of haxx as well
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48088
48089
image.jpeg
>>48078
I saw that!
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48089
48090
>>48088
I deleted it because I realized it wasn't as good as it seemed at first.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48090
48091
Lich_King.jpg
>>48089
Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48091
48092
>>48090
Lame
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48092
48093 48094
>>48091
Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48093
>>48092
On that note, you have to be able to cast protection from ebil too.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48094
48095
image.png
>>48092
Just don't go out of your way to be lol ebil
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48095
Spoilered
>>48094
This is ebil game
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48096
48102
Will we be ready to crawl today?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48097
48098
ac59055223b77f726fc642e901aaacb7--spartan-workout-movies-for-free.jpg

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48098
48100 48107
>>48097
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48100
48101
>>48098
Understood.
Also: >>48082 >>47912
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48101
48104
>>48100
Frankly I don't recall a headband. Could you remind me?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48102
48126
>>48085
Embrace the hax
>>48096
I should be around for the rest of the day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48104
>>48101
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48105
48106
Also, how much glass did she collect? The hole in the temple is big enough for Tracy to walk through at full size, so there had to be a lot of shards.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48106
48108
>>48105
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48107
48109
>>48098
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48108
48114 48118
8507010176_ab607c74ed_b.jpg
>>48106
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48109
48110
>>48107
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48110
48111
>>48109
Oh so I could still fire volleys, okay.
How does it reload?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48111
48113
>>48110
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48113
>>48111
And that means we're almost out of shells...
I take it gnomes have the power to make more?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48114
48115 48116
StalhrimWH.png
GlassWarhammer_SK.png
>>48108
Glass hammer could be useful too though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48115
>>48114
*meticulously gathers pebbles into one giant sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48116
48117 48119
Also, the reason that the airship cannons are the only thing that can damage the glassteel is because A: the walls are thick AF, and B. because they fire at a much higher velocity than standard cannons or the employed magics. Glassteel is remarkably temperature-resilient, quickly diffusing any extreme irregularities.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48117
48118
>>48116
>you gotta use armor peircing
What about armor peircing, that explode? HEIAP
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48118
48120
0.jpg
>>48117
Talk to the Gnomes
>>48108
It might work as a Maquahuitl
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48119
48121 48122
D_7898a9_6240775.jpg
>>48116
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48120
>>48118
You mean like those Mayan sword-clubs?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48121
48122 48124
>>48119
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48122
48123
>>48119
I desire a glassteel claymore. I will discover da wey to make one, one day.
>>48121
Awww...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48123
>>48122
You need ebola to Kno de wey
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48124
48125
>>48121
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48125
48128
>>48124
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48126
48129
>>48102
Good to hear.

Is anyone else here atm?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48127
image.png
I've been here, if anyone's wondering
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48128
48130
>>48125
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48129
>>48126
I am totally not here
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48130
48131
>>48128
Didn't you go through a period where you were repairing the city and whatnot?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48131
48132 48133
>>48130
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48132
48134 48135
>>48131
So the town is still destroyed?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48133
>>48131
Yeah, you would never do that
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48134
>>48132
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48135
>>48132
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48136
Alright.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48137
48138
How thick are the walls of the temple?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48138
48139
>>48137
E X T R A T H I C C
probably
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48139
48140
>>48138
I hope.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48140
48141
>>48139
What are you thinking? e_e
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48141
48142 48145
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>48140
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48142
48143
>>48141
I'm gonna guess, a lot of them.
Anyone want another hole for entry?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48143
48144
>>48142
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48144
>>48143
Yeah I was kinda thinking that too
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48145
48146
>>48141
Plenty. More than can be carried effectively by one person (or pony).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48146
D_3c6d8f_6289159.jpg
>>48145
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48147
Oh hush, the hole isn't really that big. Tracy's faggottry is just taking the "16 feet" mention to seriously
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48149
48150
Y U delet?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48150
48153
>>48149
Why you exaggerate even things like carrying capacity?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48153
48154
>>48150
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48154
48156
>>48153
She ain't a cauchenar at at will
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48155
1447187__safe_artist-colon-stellarway_daybreaker_a royal problem_spoiler-colon-s07e10_alicorn_female_flying_frown_glowing eyes_gritted teeth_mare_pony_.png
>not appreciating smug Daybreaker pics
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48156
48157 48159
>>48154
Let GM decide when she is and isn't.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48157
48158
>>48156
It was already decided. Months ago. You just refuse to acknowledge it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48158
>>48157
Then why are you deleting it so incessantly?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48159
48160
>>48156
Because you go beyond established limits incessantly
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48160
48161 48163
>>48159
It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48161
48164 48165
>>48160
She's never been able to transform into a 31 strength Cauchemar on her own
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48162
sigh.png

Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48163
48165 48168
>>48160
>Not your place to enforce rules
It's not your place to constantly willfully break them
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48164
48166 48168
>>48161
Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48165
48168 48170
>>48163
>>48161
Even if she were only as strong as a heavy warhorse, she could still drag 4,500 pounds.
And why do you care so much about what she can carry?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48166
48167
>>48164
She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48167
48172
>>48166
>limits previously established
What limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48168
48172
>>48163
Actually, that's kind of Tracy's gimmick by now
>>48164
Technically, it is in a comparable manner
>>48165
Wut? No.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48169
Wait, no, that's correct.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48170
48171 48176
>>48165
Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48171
48173 48176
>>48170
It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48172
48174 48176
>>48168
It's Tracy's faggot's gimic

>>48167
When there's no rules to it it ceases to be a game at all. There's no challenge or strategy or thought to it, just making up new superpowers every hour
oplLs
?
No.48173
48174
>>48171
Then you don't need cauchemar strength now do you?
\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48174
48175
>>48172
You don't decide the rules, so stop acting like you're in charge.
This isn't D&D.
>>48173
>caliche
Wut?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48175
48178
>>48174
You're not in charge either faggot
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48176
48179 48182 48183
>>48170
Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171
Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172
What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48177
48178
The penalties for a heavy load are pretty extensive though
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48178
48180
>>48175
I'm not the one who's censoring other players' comments and acting like he's enforcing the rules of the game.
>>48177
She can heal exhaustion in the Entertron, can't she? She's just staying productive while Infernius prays or whatever.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48179
48181
>>48176
I thought Suigoto was Ademantium?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48180
48182
>>48178
Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship

Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48181
>>48179
An adamantium alloy, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48182
>>48176
I would've liked to make a Shatterspike, if I could figure out how to shape this material.

>>48180
I thought of that, but I figured it'd take longer.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48183
48184
come on now.jpg
>>48176
>Warhorse form
Wait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48184
48185
>>48183
How many forms does she have? As I recall:
Pony form
Flaming Warhorse form
Cauchemar form

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48185
48186 48187
>>48184
I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form
>Warhorse form
>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)
>Cauchemar form (complete stats)
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48186
48187 48189
>>48185
That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48187
48188
>>48185
Shit, it may have been 9 ranks, let me find my sheet..
>>48186
I've been treating her ability like unnatural lycanthropy thus far.
>she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her
When did that happen?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48188
48190 48192
>>48187
The uhm,... lewd display in the stadium with Trump and Fae,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48189
48191
>>48186
>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48190
48191 48194
>>48188
Wait, that had consequences? Reeeeeeee!

Well shoot, now I've got to find new essence...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48191
48193
>>48189
Yes and she can direct it, but it doesn't conceal her normally.
>>48190
Haven't you noticed that lewd has the most consequences ITT?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48192
48196
>>48188
What do those ranks in Control Shape account for then?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48193
48196
>>48191
>it doesn't conceal her normally
What's the difference in concealment?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48194
>>48190
I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48195
48197 48198
2265enightmare.jpg
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>Look up D&D Nightmares
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48196
48197 48206
>>48192
Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193
Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48197
48198
>>48195
Nightmares are really well-built monsters. They're bred for strength and vigor.
>>48196
... So she can't use it to pull a Korak and shoot bolts/shurikens from concealment anymore?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48198
48199
>>48195
Nightmare is for rough sexual
>>48197
She could if she blew at the target first. You don't have to have concealment from everyone to do a sneak attack, just the victim.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48199
48200
*finishes carrying glass*
>>48198
Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48200
48201
>>48199
Actually, that darkness kunai thing was brilliant
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48201
48202 48203 48210
>>48200
She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48202
48205
>>48201
Is lighting a smokebomb a swift action or a standard action?

eueZS
?
No.48203
>>48201
>Claiming more Sus when you've just been given one that stacks with and makes infinitely more effective a class ability
\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48204
I g2g for a while
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48205
48210
>>48202
How is one lighting it?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48206
48207 48211
>>48196
How is this anything other than letting every single attack in all combat be a sneak attack with a free action?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48207
48208 48213
>>48206
Its only usable once/round. Best case scenario. she gets an additional sneak attack.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48208
48209
>>48207
That's an additional at least one sneak attack every single round though.

The boots of the wolf only let you flank once per encounter, and the cape presumably only lets you execute the manuever when you first draw the pistols, so about once per encounter. But this is 9d6 extra damage every single round of any encounter. 30+ additional damage every single round. For free. With no strategy, just using haxx to exploit a class feature to the etreme.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48209
48212
>>48208
Smite evil only gives 17 damage per attack, less than half sneak attack damage. And that's limited to 4 uses a day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48210
>>48205
... shit, I didn't think of that..
How does Ponimaru light his?
>>48201
On second thought, that'd look dumb and be retarded...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48211
48213
>>48206
With a ring of Invisibility, you could Sneak Attack as many times as you wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48212
1516311183233-0.jpg
>>48209
It's great for killing fiends and undead though.
Can't Sneak Attack the undead at all...
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48213
48214
>>48207
I could ask for an additional 9d6 damage on the first attack in every single round of combat... But what would be the point? You look at an enemy and *poof* they're dead. No strategy, no clever moves. No real chance of dying, being defeated and losing. No sense of accomplishment up winning. No comparing your results to people in other campaigns. Just attack an enemy, and they're dead. Why fight enemies at all?

>>48211
Invisibility spell ends when you attack an enemy
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48214
48215
9c822fda313f2a6c62e8f1c75abdc40c.jpg
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
sneak-attack-eagle-bird-strike-demotivational-posters-1399958767.jpg
1779339_0.jpg
>>48213
>Why fight enemies at all?
To steal their loot, of course.
Thieves ftw
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48215
48216 48218 48219
>>48214
And that's another thing. What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal? You lose all of the Christmas Morning excitement
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48216
>>48215
Because, you know what you're getting with crafting.
The excitement is getting something you didn't even think about, but can use all the same
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48217
48221 48225
What happens to a party memeber's dead body when they reappear in the enteron?
E.G: Trump bleeds out and revives. Does his body *poof* into smoke just leaving gear, or does it stay there?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48218
>>48215
The good shit doesn't get made quickly. Thez has been waiting since she became hooman (ish) again to unveil her Amulet of Natural Armor. Fuggin' DAYS
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48219
48220
97acd6829e34fbf36439735450927ed8--dragon-quotes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>48215
>What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal?
The thrill of stealing things, and stabbing enemies.
Also, craft takes weeks, while stabbing is a standard action. Rogues don't have magick either.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48220
48222
>>48219
There's no thrill of stabbing or stealing if there's no challenge to it and no need for strategy
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48221
48223
>>48217
It either gets eaten by monsters, or liquidated by the rest of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48222
48224
>>48220
Quantity.
If there's no challenge, keep doing it until you've got moar shekels than you can count. Then spend the shekels on cool stuff that makes it more efficient to kill more people and steal more stuff. Acquire wealth and power.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48223
>>48221
Oh no, if the bodies stay I have an idea.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48224
48225 48226 48227
>>48222
That entirely eliminates an entire pillar of the game by making combat meaningless except as money farming. Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest if that is your goal?

You're killing the fun by cheating everything
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48225
48230
>>48217
That's tricky, and its not as simple as you might think. I'd answer more fully, but no spoilers. ^_^
>>48224
Don't get robbed again myah,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48226
48228
>>48224
I like stabbing things.
The more efficiently I stab, the more I can stab.
>You're killing the fun
You don't have to stab if it's not any fun for you.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48227
48228
>>48224
>Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest
Nobody to lend to, and I'd rather spend it on better swag.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48228
48229
>>48226
Then why do you need haxx like free-action every-round smoke screen

>>48227
What swag? All swag is combat based, but the cheats you use for combat just makes it meaningless
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48229
48231
>>48228
I'm sure there will come a point where we can spend money.
The whole Port is still almost broke btw. We still need to get back the shekels that were stolen.
>>48228
>every-round smoke screen
More efficient stabbing.
k5+kC
?
No.48230
48232 48233 48239
[1d20+15 = 16]
>>48225
but I had a great idea

In the meantime, Torc decides to step back into hole in the temple while Mr. Snek sneks snek-ily.
Rolling for an archtecture check for hidden shit
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48231
48234
>>48229
Yeah, but why destroy the entire combat pillar of the game when we can have both loot and fun combat?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48232
>>48230
>1
Welp, tonight is off to such a great fucking start
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48233
48238
>>48230
>15
How'd you get 15 in a Knowledge skill as a sorceror? I've been trying to rank-up in Planes knowledge, but i can still only get 8 ranks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48234
48237 48238
>>48231
>destroy the entire combat pillar of the game
Rogues don't play fair.
You met Korak, right? He'd sneak attack with both of his gunz.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48235
48236 48239 48244
1514593065089.gif
>>48083
>pic related
>>48075
Awwwww

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48236
>>48235
Yay! Infernius is here.
Now we can finally get to the crawl.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48237
48240
>>48234
You're confusing the player with the character. Players should play fair. And that cloak was only effective once per encounter unless he could duplicate the move
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48238
48240
>>48233
I have 12 ranks, extra 3 with int
>>48234
Now Torc snek attacks with the guns.
r9GHC
?
No.48239
48241 48243 48245
[2d12 = 4]
>>48235
Its true tho
>>48230
And Torcuil gashes his leg open on broken glass while entering the temple.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48240
>>48237
The cloak gives increasing concealment since the start of the encounter.
>>48238
Can we advance knowledge ranks even if we don't have the skill?
I want to advance planes knowledge to become a Agent Retriever.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48241
48242 48254
>>48239
Man, thats a real fucked up knowledge check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48242
>>48241
You failed to know where you were stepping.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48243
48246
1516401664125-1.png
>>48239

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48244
48247 48248
>>48235
Have him come to the door so we can start crawling.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48245
48250
>>48239
You can't use it to hide the guns every single round though, just when you initially draw them
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48246
48249
>>48243
Edge Pone Best Pone
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48247
>>48244
*infernuis crawls to the pyramid*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48248
48251
>>48244
He's gonna walk in on Torc hopping around on one leg shouting assorted curses about Kefka's mother
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48249
>>48246
Thats Infernuis pone form except hes a stallion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48250
48251 48252
>>48245
That's not how the robe works.
Thieves (rogues and Bards) can also use Sleight of Hand checks to conceal their weapons.
With a dagger and a good check, you can Sneak Attack a character right in front of you.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48251
48264
>>48248
"You haven't an arm, ya haven't a leg, Haroo! Haroo!

>>48250
Not every single round of every encounter
Umbas
?
No.48252
48253 48256
[1d20 = 9]
>>48250
Sneak attack boop on tracy
eueZS
?
No.48253
48255 48256
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>48252
Reeee! Don't boop my pony!

Sneak attack boop on Thez
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48254
48261
>>48241
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?

And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.

Umbas
?
No.48255
48257
[1d20 = 11]
>>48253
Reeeeeeee
Boops brad sentry
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48256
>>48252
>>48253
>all these shitty rolls
It's gonna be a long night
eueZS
?
No.48257
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>48255
Oh Yeah! Boop You!
r9GHC
?
No.48258
48259 48261
[16d20 = 148]
Thez gets mad.
T> Flurry of Boops

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48259
48262
>>48258
Does... she fumble after the first 1 or does she get in the second critical boop?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48260
48263
It appears that everyone has been machine-gun booped, including a critical boop, before Thez rolled a fail.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48261
48266
Fuzzy spooder ring bonuses, what are they again?
>>48254
"Fucking son o' a whore."
Torc then notices Infernius crawling in
"Could you help me"
>>48258
"MY NOSE"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48262
>>48259
No, the fail eliminates any further attacks.

Everyone was booped tho.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48263
48265
>>48260
Does she have that multiple opponent attack feat? Who received critical boopage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48264
48270
Sneak_attack.jpg
>>48251
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48265
48268 48270
>>48263
I vote snek or Infernius gets the critical
Umbas
?
No.48266
48267 48268 48270
1515780940278.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>48261
Boops meme magician
*casts heal moderate wounds*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48267
48270
>>48266
>9
We aren't gonna get shit done at this rate
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48268
48277 48281
>>48266
>minor
Dude, its 4 dmg
>>48265
Technically, Trump should get it cuz she booped him first (cuz he booped her first) but she likes Infernius better, and would have given him the critical boop. Its not a bad thing.
lqkPv
?
No.48269
48281
[1d20+26 = 36]
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.

Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
eueZS
?
No.48270
[1d20 = 6]
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though

>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?

>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?

>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
eueZS
?
No.48271
48273 48275
[1d20+16 = 27]
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil

Fae: Spot and Listen Check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48273
48276
>>48271
Staph. Let Tracy go first. She has the stealth and trap sense.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48274
48277 48278 48279
001.png
>>48272
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48275
>>48271
>detect evil
The whole place, but nothing immediate from his current position.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48276
>>48273
I ain't going ahead. This is from the entrance
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48277
48279 48280
>>48268
>4 dmg
That's fucking 7% of Torc's health
Does Snek gtt any snek skill points or no? I'm finishing up my char sheets so I'm trying to figure out all my item bonus and shite
>>48274
I vote we go right
lqkPv
?
No.48278
[1d20+24 = 38]
>>48272
Why was this deleted?
>>48274
The right path.
Rolling to move Silently.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48279
48282
>>48277
>>48274
I vote Right, and door number 2
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48280
48286
>>48277
He can have 20 points to start with. At 1st he'll get the "1st level" remainder. No maxxing.
Umbas
?
No.48281
48284 48285 48287
[1d20 = 6]
>>48268
*pinches thez's ass*
>>48269
*casts protection from undead or whatever*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48282
48283 48284
>>48279
So if going down the hallway, the door on the left?
eueZS
?
No.48283
[1d16 = 13]
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door

Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy

Spot and listen check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48284
48285
>>48281
Good, cast it on everyone.
So long as we don't attack, undead can't see, hear, or smell us, but they can still sense circumstantial shit, so no horsing around.
>>48282
Is the door closed?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48285
48288 48291
>>48281
Hand slap-slap-slap "Stahp!"
>>48284
The only door that's opened is the Mummy door.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48286
>>48280
That works, thanks again GM

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48287
48289
>>48281
>Scaly fetish stuff
"yuck"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48288
48302
>>48285
"You love it"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48289
48290
>>48287
"Scales feel good"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48290
48297
>>48289
"But sexually arousing?"
lqkPv
?
No.48291
48292 48293
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
lqkPv
?
No.48292
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48293
48294
>>48291
Wanna do a detect evil on the closed door first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48294
48295
>>48293
That'd take 3 rounds to get anything useful.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48295
48296
>>48294
Do we not have 18 seconds to spare?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48296
48298
>>48295
I'm sure it's evil.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48297
48298 48299
>>48290
"Thez arousing all the time,it dont matter what form she take."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48298
48300 48302 48303 48305
>>48296
Yeah, but we can tell the number of enemies, direction, and relative strength of enemies at least near the door before opening it

>>48297
"But... Scales? Lizards aren't sexy"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48299
48301
>>48297
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
lqkPv
?
No.48300
48302
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48301
>>48299
*casts disrupting weapon*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48302
>>48288
>blush
>>48298
Subjective, but scales = rough sex
>>48300
Shuffling noises, but nothing particularly onerous.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48303
48304
>>48298
"Then why you want to fuck dragon?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48304
48306
>>48303
"That can transform. So not while it's a dragon"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48305
48307 48309
>>48298
"Don't listen to him Mr. Snek, someday you'll find a Mrs. Snek who finds you sexy"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48306
>>48304
"Me bet."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48307
48313
>>48305
>tongue - thp thp thp intensifies
lqkPv
?
No.48308
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
eueZS
?
No.48309
48311 48312
[1d20+16 = 23]
[1d20+26 = 45]
>>48305
Trumpaladin: Detect evil

Fae: Spot and Listen
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48310
48313
*readies sword*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48311
>>48309
Fuck it. Pull out sword, and activate force shield ring
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48312
48314 48315
>>48309
Stay a few squares back though, and wait until the coast is clear.

Tracy has her cane drawn
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48313
48320
Char Sheets Torc&Snek.pdf
>>48307
Do these char sheets look better? I know I don't have item descriptions I'll get those later.
>>48310
Snek readies gun.
Torc activates his shield this time, and prepares his staff of power
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48314
>>48312
Oh Tracy's in front, that's for sure
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48315
48316 48318
>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
eueZS
?
No.48316
48317
[1d20+16 = 21]
>>48315
You mean like Mice or like something else?

Fae: Listen check
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48317
48322 48323
>>48316
More like rats desu
lqkPv
?
No.48318
48319
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48319
>>48318
>1
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48320
48321 48324 48330
>>48313
Mr.snek wears a top hat?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48321
48322 48324 48328 48330
>>48320
Tracy made him a hat of Disguise.
eueZS
?
No.48322
48325
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48317
Fae move over and peers into the room over Tracy's shoulder

>>48321
When??? You've kept your character insanely busy
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48323
1515718711813.png
>>48317
*genocide intensifies*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48324
>>48321
>>48320
Thats adorable desu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48325
48326 48327 48328
>>48322
reeeeeeeeee
Move the lion back. She has no stealth.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48326
>>48325
Also, it's hard to listen when you have a lion on your shoulder.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48327
>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48328
48329 48330 48331 48332
>>48321
Tracy started making him a hat of disguise
>>48325
Too late (as usual, none of this is planned, I'm just going off of character actions).
>SQUEAK?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48329
48351
>>48328
Did she Spot anything?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48330
48334 48345
>>48320
Yes
>>48321
Nah, I'm gonna enchant it with shadow unless those can stack.
>>48328
Y u no tell me staff of power gave me +2 to all saving throws?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48331
48334 48335 48345
>>48328
Cast daylight into room
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48332
48333 48335 48345
>>48328
*charges in to the room*
"IM AN ANTI-SEMITE LOOK AT ME,GET READY TO "BURN"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48333
>>48332
Don't use fire effects at all
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48334
48335 48339
>>48330
Make Tracy Kneesocks of Shadow, if you can.
>>48331
reeeeeeee
Muh stealth!
k5+kC
?
No.48335
48336 48345
[1d20+9 = 29]
>>48331
>>48332
You motHER FUCKERS
>>48334
I'll try.
Snek wriggles up to the door and spot checks for Torc
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48336
48338
>>48335
Ayyy lmao
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48337
48339
>all these animals breathing down her neck
[angry rogue-pony noises]
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48338
48340
1515530738657.jpg
>>48336

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48339
>>48334
Shadows don't have stealth in daylight either

>>48337
Fae: *breathes in Draconic*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48340
>>48338
My only regret is not combining that with a listen check.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48341
48342 48344
Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48342
48343
>>48341
Infernuis charged in already
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48343
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48344
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48345
48350 48352
>>48330
A shambling mound of squeaking
>>48330
Xp
>>48331
The whole room is suddenly lit up with simulated daylight, causing the mound to squeak unceasingly and in multitude.
>>48332
And,... Infernius is covered in undead rats
>>48335
Snek spots Infernius being an idiot, and being swarmed by undead rats.
lqkPv
?
No.48346
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
eueZS
?
No.48347
[1d20+26 = 44]
Trumpaladin casts detect evil and Fae does a basic spot check
lqkPv
?
No.48348
48359
[1d20+28 = 34]

eueZS
?
No.48350
48354
[1d20 = 8]
>>48345
Turn Undead on the Rats! I don't know what I should roll for but...Rolling
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48351
>>48329
The "shambling mound" comment was supposed to be to this post
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48352
48355
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Umbas
?
No.48353
48355
[3d20 = 32]
I set them on fire.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48354
48356 48357 48359
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48355
>>48352
>>48353
Too late, Trump went and compelled them with the power of ChristFootball
lqkPv
?
No.48356
48358
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
eueZS
?
No.48357
48364
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit

Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll

Trumpaladin detects evil
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48358
48360
>>48356
Search for Traps first
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48359
48361 48362
>>48348
I found an item for your consideration. Horseshoes of a Zephyr
>>48354
Well thats fucking boring
lqkPv
?
No.48360
48363 48364
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.

Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48361
48366
>>48359
Tracy already has those.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48362
48366
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48363
>>48360
I keep applying the wrong modifier...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48364
48365 48366
>>48360
No, the miniscule squeaks do not seem to have alerted any other areas to the party's activity.
>>48357
NO srsly, its several piles of long-spoiled goods and not much else. Realize, its been fore-fuggin'-ever since this vessel was carrying living cargo.
eueZS
?
No.48365
48368
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen

Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48366
>>48361
>>48362
You do?
Oh, I feel stupid.
>>48364
"Shall we move on?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48367
48369
Infernuus continues ahead looking for kangz and kikes.
lqkPv
?
No.48368
48370
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.

Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48369
48372
>>48367
Cast Hide From Undead again.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48370
>>48368
>Three squares ahead of everyone
Except for Infernius, who is one ahead of her
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48371
48373 48374 48376 48380
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48372
>>48369
*does*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48373
48375 48377 48381 48387
>>48371
I open the door
lqkPv
?
No.48374
[1d20+24 = 42]
>>48371
Tracy approaches it slowly.
Search/Trap-sense
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48375
>>48373
Dammit!
k5+kC
?
No.48376
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48377
48379
>>48373
WHY DO YOU NOT LET THE ROGUE DO HER THING FIRST
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48378
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48379
48382 48387
1512370646967.png
>>48377

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48380
48387
>>48371
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48381
>>48373
On one hand, fuck you
On the other, this is infernius
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48382
48385 48386
>>48379
"Infernius... Let Tracy do her thing"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48383
48384
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48384
>>48383
*pets pony*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48385
>>48382
He already opened it though
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48386
>>48382
Too late. He already did it...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48387
48389 48391
>>48373
A pair of lumbering forms turn toward you to attack.
>>48379
kek
>>48380
Aside from the whole place, nothing.
r9GHC
?
No.48388
[1d20 = 13]
Infernius, roll initiative
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48389
48392
>>48387
Um... Can Trump use boots of the wolf to attack the forms?
Umbas
?
No.48390
48392
[1d20 = 19]

lqkPv
?
No.48391
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48392
48393
>>48389
No, he has no visual on the opponents.
>>48390
Well that's less fun. Infernius has first move, and his sword is already burning (don't think I didn't notice earlier).
Umbas
?
No.48393
48398
[3d20 = 45]
>>48392

eueZS
?
No.48394
48395 48396
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48395
>>48394
>>48394
Kek
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48396
>>48394
That would be me
k5+kC
?
No.48397
48399
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
r9GHC
?
No.48398
48400 48401
[6d6 = 18]
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48399
48410
>>48397
Two resonant signatures
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48400
48402 48405
>>48398
Poor thing?
lqkPv
?
No.48401
48405
[1d20 = 9]
>>48398
>Opportunist
Tracy makes an attack of opportunity on whatever was just hit.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48402
48403
>>48400
Could be human or pony or what have you captives
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48403
48404
>>48402
>tfw ebil and don't care either way
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48404
48406
>>48403
You ain't in line of sight either, and it's already dead anyways

r9GHC
?
No.48405
48409
[4d20 = 43]
>>48400
Just wait
>>48401
Newp, Infernius is the only one in visual/attack range.
So the forms full-attack Infernius. They look like Frankenstein.


Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48406
48408
>>48404
Tracy was right at the door, and she's smol, so she can move through his square.
r9GHC
?
No.48407
48410
[1d100 = 69]

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48408
48411
>>48406
She's a medium sized creature
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48409
48413
1515742298953.png
>>48405
>20
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48410
>>48399
Like, as in objects or usrs, or unknown?
also, can I apply arcan knowledge and spellcraft to detect magic?
>>48407
Kinky
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48411
48412 48415
>>48408
Ponies are smol.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48412
48414
>>48411
Not in the size category sense though.

If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties

r9GHC
?
No.48413
48417
[1d100 = 74]
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.


Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48414
48416
>>48412
The same way you wield a Bastard Sword without exotic weapon proficiency.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48415
>>48411
No they're not. If dwarves are med, ponies r too.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48416
48419
>>48414
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat

You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
r9GHC
?
No.48417
48418 48426
[2d6 = 5]
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48418
48420
>>48417
Holy shit

Um... can Trumpaladin flank with boots or is this still Infernius's fight?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48419
48424 48425
>>48416
Really?
I was refering to that post in the second thread >>1322 → where Tracy tried to push trumpaladin over, but failed because >"ponies r small"
I've applied her size modifier as such ever since.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48420
48421 48426 48434
>>48418
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.

eueZS
?
No.48421
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 7]
>>48420
Rolling

And Fae as well, although she should have +6
lqkPv
?
No.48422
48423 48424
[1d20 = 1]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48423
>>48422
reeeeeeeee
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48424
48429
>>48419
>using an uber early-post as reference
I'm both bothered and impressed by this. Idk how I'll modify the next roll.
>>48422
Tracy is last
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48425
48429
>>48419
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48426
48427 48428 48430
>>48420
>>48417
REEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48427
>>48426
This was in character, i forgot the quotations
r9GHC
?
No.48428
48431
[1d100 = 53]
>>48426
Hope you don't die
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48429
48433
>>48424
>bothered and impressed by this
Autism. Pay it no mind.
>>48425
Aww...
I wanted to be smol so I could do cool stealthy things and whatnot...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48430
48432 48433 48436
>>48426
Let the Rogue check first next time.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48431
48437
>>48428
If i do ill get better.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48432
48440
>>48430
Nah
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48433
>>48429
She's still small enough to mount a fully armored Trumpaladin, although she increases his encumbrance by one category

>>48430
This
k5+kC
?
No.48434
48435
>>48420
Rolling torc and snek
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48435
>>48434
You somehow manage to go after Tracy
k5+kC
?
No.48436
48441
[2d20 = 31]
Lets try that again
>>48430
Snek hisses in agreement
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48437
48442
>>48431
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48438
48441
Snek goes first
r9GHC
?
No.48439
[1d20 = 7]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48440
stealth-funny-motivational-poster.jpg
>>48432
Watch your back next time.
k5+kC
?
No.48441
48443
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>48436
Aw yes
>>48438
Snek shoots at the closest frankstien. What else do I apply other than dex? Whats the range?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48442
48445
>>48437
Inis will live!
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48443
>>48441
Range is immediate

Order:
Snek
Infernius
Fae
Trump/Frankies
Thez
Torc
Tracy
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48444
48446 48448
BTW, if not explicit, these are Golems, not undead.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48445
48446 48449
>>48442
>immediate
Is that more or less than 30 ft?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48446
48455
>>48445
What the fuck do you think?

>>48444
Cool
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48447
48450 48457
>as the party engages the Frankensteins, shuffling noises can be heard from further down the hallway, including a disconcerting sound hibbity hooblah.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48448
48449 48451
>>48444
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48449
48454 48455
>>48445
Point blank
>>48448
TY, I prefer for players to be balls-deep before knowing what they're tangling with

lqkPv
?
No.48450
48452
[1d20+24 = 41]
>>48447
Listen check
How many?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48451
48453 48454 48455
>>48448
You say that every damned encounter "oh I knew it!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48452
>>48450
3 aside from those apparent.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48453
48456
>>48451
Well, I do have a nasty tendency to foreshadow and hint
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48454
>>48449
I prefer to just fight blindly, because there's no way fr my character to know what kind of monster, so why should I?
>>48451
I read the whole monster catalog twice, because I'm a massive autist and love monsters.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48455
48458
>>48449
Ah, so another +1 not that it helps
>>48446
ASS
>>48451
HOLE
lqkPv
?
No.48456
48458
[1d20+24 = 37]
>>48453
Is she in a position in which she can hide?
Rolling to Hide in previous room.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48457
48459
>>48447
"Guys we have orks niggers coming."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48458
>>48455
Oh fuck off.

>>48456
We're in the middle of an encounter with initiative already rolled. Wait for Infernius to make his turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48459
48460
>>48457
Shhh, you're coughing up blood atm.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48460
48463
>>48459
My lungs are fine
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48461
48462
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.

Umbas
?
No.48462
48464
[3d20 = 44]
>>48461
Attack the one that crit me.
r9GHC
?
No.48463
[1d100 = 30]
>>48460
Are they? Rolling

r9GHC
?
No.48464
[6d6+15 = 31]
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48465
48466 48468
https://youtu.be/H0xiOWZmYlo
The one frankie falls to the ground, chopped mightily by Infernius
eueZS
?
No.48466
48469 48471
[3d20 = 43]
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem

Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48467
48469 48473
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48468
48470
>>48465
Lets out a mighty cough.

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48469
48476
>>48467
Um... rolled for Fae in >>48466

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48470
48472 48473 48475
>>48468
No hernias detected

lqkPv
?
No.48471
48472 48483
[1d20 = 19]
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
eueZS
?
No.48472
48474
[4d20 = 44]
>>48470
Rolling for Trumpaladin's full round attack

>>48471
>Trip attack on a large machine with a dagger
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48473
>>48470
Kek
>>48467
Torc casts "Hold Monster" from the staff of power
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48474
>>48472
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48475
>>48470
Güd
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48476
48477 48478 48482
>>48469

Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48477
48481
>>48476
With the Multiattack feat it does
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48478
48479
>>48476
How is her base attack bonus +20?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48479
48480
>>48478
Not base attack, combined attack bonus
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48480
48481
>>48479
Combining what?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48481
48483 48484
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48482
>>48476
+12/+7/+2
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48483
>>48471
>>48481

eueZS
?
No.48484
[4d20 = 42]
>>48481
Well, Trump will attack at the same time it attacks I guess
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48485
Just 2 more levels...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48486
48487 48488 48489 48492 48634
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48487
>>48486
Did Tracy's Opportunist attack hit it?
lqkPv
?
No.48488
[1d20+20 = 34]
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>48486
Spot and Listen checks to identify whateverthefuck is coming.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48489
>>48486
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
r9GHC
?
No.48490
48491 48493
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48491
>>48490
Nice first crit.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48492
>>48486
"Oh fuck, more?"
Torc readies his shield and staff again while joining up with Mr. Snek.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48493
>>48490
"Is it jews?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48494
48496 48634
001.png
Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
lqkPv
?
No.48496
48497
[1d20+24 = 29]
>>48494
Search check to investigate the room the golems came out of.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48497
48498
>>48496
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48498
48499
>>48497
Torc slowly walks out into the hall
"Thez, is it safe?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48499
48504
>>48498
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48500
48501
Tracy's move.
lqkPv
?
No.48501
48502
[1d20+24 = 42]
>>48500
Search the Room the golems were in

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48502
48503
>>48501
Golems were in the hallway, adjacent to the door. Care to revise?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48503
48505 48731
>>48502
Chamber closest to where they were stationed.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48504
48515
>>48499
"Thez you *cough cough cough* okay?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48505
48507
>>48503
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48506
48508
001a.png

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48507
48509
>>48505
B4?
lqkPv
?
No.48508
48512 48529
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>48506
Move towards the area where the Hoobla sounded from earlier.
Rolling to Sneak.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48509
48511 48514
>>48507
e_e I'll be more diligent in future
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48510
48513
Spoilered
I suddenly want to build a >rape factory. Forget the ranch.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48511
48514
>>48509
Is thez in b4?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48512
48529
>>48508
Is Tracy able to sneak up on the orcs?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48513
>>48510
Uhh do we put the kikes in the rape factory?
eueZS
?
No.48514
[1d20+16 = 28]
[1d20+26 = 39]
>>48511
Thez is T in b1

>>48509
Trumpaladin walks into room B1, and detects evil

Fae spots and listens at the far end of the room
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48515
48516 48519
>>48504
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48516
48731
>>48515
*casts heal serous wounds mass on the undead and myself*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48517
48518 48521
A <THUMP THUMP "What is the word?"> sounds in Trump's head.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48518
48520
>>48517
Let me find a pasta
k5+kC
?
No.48519
[4d8+17 = 34]
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48520
1502833172671.png
>>48518
Do it faget!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48521
48522 48523 48527
>>48517
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Praise American"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48522
48527 48731
>>48521
How the fuck did I forget the Magic Word?

"Football"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48523
48526 48527
>>48521
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48524
48529
Has Tracy gotten anywhere yet?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48525
Trumpaladin frantically looks through a book pulled from Fae's bag

"I should have had this shit memmorized....

In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48526
48527 48528 48529
>>48523
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48527
48528 48530
>>48526
>>48521
>>48522
>>48523
"That what your religion teaches?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48528
1282250__safe_artist-colon-pencils_pinkie pie_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-fannie noveau_oc-colon-padlock_oc-colon-redstone_building_choker_church_cle (3).png
>>48526
>tfw less intelligent and knowledgeable in own religion than mount

>>48527
"Praise American"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48529
>>48526
>>48524
>>48512
>>48508

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48530
48532
>>48527
"Something tells me you don't wanna hear about Kek then"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48531
48532 48533 48534
"Everyone know hitler created the universe."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48532
48535
>>48531
>>48530

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48533
48538 48539 48540
>>48531
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48534
48535
>>48531
"But we all created the universe," Thez retorts.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48535
48536 48539
>>48532
>>48534
"WRONG

But by Elway's hand alone"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48536
>>48535
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48537
>sectarian conflict
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48538
48540 48547
>>48533
Ah mi a liberta!!

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48539
48541
>>48533
>>48535
"Both of you cease your heresies"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48540
>>48533
I meant horde, not horse
>>48538
Wut?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48541
48546
>>48539
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48542
48544
Spoilered
So, has Tracy managed to sneak up on the orcs or not?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48544
48547
>>48542
Oh, you act like this is easy. Xp
Gimme a sec
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48546
48548
>>48541
*roman salute*
"Hitler is superior."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48547
48549 48553
>>48538
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
eueZS
?
No.48548
48550 48558
>>48546
"To his fellow demis maybe. But Elway is a True God. Praise American"
\r
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48549
48560
>>48547
"Vola e Vai, My Little Pony, se nouva amici, volai enconuntrae..."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48550
48551 48552 48557
>>48548
Elway is a Demon.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48551
>>48550
Oh fuck
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48552
48558 48560
>>48550
"Elway is a Demon Deciving you."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48553
48554 48555 48557
>>48547
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48554
>>48553
Kek is the god whose word of Chaos is Shadilay.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48555
48556 48557 48560
>>48553
Can my word of chaos be "Deutschland"?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48556
>>48555
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES, UBER ALLES IN DER WELT
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48557
48560 48561 48682
23b.jpg
2a6.png
928.jpg
1504585560249.jpg
1506834951758.jpg
>>48550
"I'll deal with you later

>>48553
GM, can Fae correct Infernius's heresy?

>>48555
>Deutschland
>Chaotic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48558
48559
>>48548
Did you just call Hitler a "demi"?
>>48552
Oh shit!

*pulls out popcorn for sweet, sweet sectarian violence*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48559
29da0704cb43d34d81eaf99413bf4096.png
>>48558

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48560
>>48555
Nice
>>48557
>correct
No
>>48549
>>48552
Snap
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48561
48562
>>48557
"Okay heretic, i see you are blinded by "Elways" Deception"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48562
48563 48564
>>48561
"And I can see your 9 int has followed you into your theology"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48563
48566
>>48562
Wouldn't theology be a Wis thing though?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48564
48566
>>48562
"You will get yours, capitalist kike."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48565
*readies self to sneak attack orcs*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48566
48567
>>48563
I would think that both are useful for different aspects. like int for theology proper and wisdom for understanding the will of the god and so forth

>>48564
"Freedom, glory, and wealth? Indeed I shall"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48567
48569 48570
>>48566
Didn't Infernius have 20 ranks in Knowledge religion?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48568
48572
Mark
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48569
48571 48573
>>48567
Why would I know that?

Either way, Trumpaladin can call Infernius's religion wrong
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48570
48571 48572
>>48567
I think i had that many. I lost my .txt when my pc stopped working
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48571
48575
>>48569
>>48570
You could both roll to see who knows the correct answer.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48572
48574
Oh hai >>48568
Anyway, how is your sex life?

>>48570
It still should be in the older breads if you look.
I know Torc has 18 levels in it
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48573
>>48569
And vice versa
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48574
48576
>>48572
How do you have 18 lvls with only 2 lvls in Theurge? Shouldn't it be 5 max?

Or do I have the skills system messed up?


Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48575
48577
>>48571
Nah, when pleading opposite causes before an arbiter, you roll for Diplomacy. That's the debate skill
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48576
48578
>>48574
Because you need religious knowledge to become a theurge
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48577
48580
>>48575
Who's the arbiter?
And isn't this a theological debate?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48578
48583
>>48576
Don't you need to be of a certain level to put that many ranks in though?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48579
*readies knives, waiting to stab something*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48580
48581
>>48577
Well if it's a theological debate then it is indeed a debate now isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48581
48584
>>48580
Idk. Sounds like a knowledge dispute, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48582
I know you can roll knowledge religion to answer questions about gods. It's a complex question, so the DC would be 20-30.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48583
48585
>>48578
If I'm being honest? Fuck if I know.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48584
48586 48587 48588
>>48581
Nah. Neither party is going to know if the other character has a correct answer, because they don't hold to the same basis of knowledge and they don't acceot the other's religious texts as authoritative. It's like if you were arguing with a jew about whatever religious question. Neither would believe the other when they claimed a correct answer.

Debate is about force of personality and persuasion. That is, it's charisma based diplomacy
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48585
>>48583
I'm going to put all my ranks upon next levels into knowledge plains and Gather Information then. I want to be an Agent Retriever.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48586
48592
>>48584
Well that's just trying to get one to believe the other. That isn't going to go anywhere.

And can Tracy stab something yet?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48587
48589 48592
>>48584
What does word of chaos do?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48588
48592
>>48584
Altering someone's opinion in this case would probably be closer to a Bluff check, if anything.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48589
48590
>>48587
It would drop flat any non-chaotic creature.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48590
>>48589
Oh, cool
Nothing like using a spell with out knowing what it does, amirite?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48592
48593 48679
>>48586
Did you see >>48568? That looks to me like DM going to sleep or going away for a long while and marking a point in the posts to figure out where he needs to start reading to catch up

>>48587
Depends on the HD of the creature. Much lower HD than caster it kills, and equal HD it deafens, and so forth.

>>48591
Not if they are equal HD or almost equal

>>48588
Diplomacy is about improving mood. If I were actually trying to persuade Infernius I know the steps I would take
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48593
48594 48595
>>48592
The description says creatures are only unaffected if their hit dice exceeds your caster level though....
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48594
48595
>>48593
They are unaffected only if greater. The affect on equal HD is deafening
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48595
48596 48597
>>48594
>>48593
Tracy is chaotic evil, right?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48596
48598
>>48595
Neutral Evil
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48597
48598 48599 48600
Spoilered
>>48595
Shhh!
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48598
48600 48601
>>48596
I refuse to believe Tracy isn't chaotic
>>48597
Case in fucking point that is the worst shit I've seen my entire life. I need therapy now.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48599
>>48597
YOU MONSTER!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48600
>>48598
No no, chaotic evil is too much commitment to something that isn't evil for Tracy's faggot. He's been going on and on about that since October by now

>>48597
Just...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48601
48602
>>48598
I originally played her as chaotic neutral, then I switched to NE, and after that... Shhh!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48602
48603 48604
>>48601
Shush why?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48603
48605 48607
>>48602
Is sekrit.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48604
48612
Alrifht, I gtg for the night cause I got shit to do in the morning. Night guys, seey you later
>>48602
Cause Tracy is now CE and doesn't want you to know
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48605
48606
>>48603
What is secret though?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48606
48607
>>48605
I like secrets.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48607
48608
>>48603
Are you trying to avoid being affected by Word of Chaos?

>>48606
No shit. I hate them
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48608
48609 48611
>>48607
Tracy snuck off to another room during her turn before any of that happened.
I'm still waiting for her encounter with the orcs.
eueZS
?
No.48609
48610
>>48608
Yeah, no. I'm not putting up with this level of bullshit
\r
lqkPv
?
No.48610
48614 48617
>>48609
True. Tracy went towards the source of the sounds, which would mean that she was in the room with Trumpaladin and Torcuil, and thus would be subject to both Holy word and word of Chaos
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48611
48613
>>48608
She did though.

Has Tracy been able to Sneak Up on the orcs yet?
It's getting close to midnight..
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48612
>>48604
Night.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48613
>>48611
GM WENT TO SLEEP

And just because something says hibbity hooblah doesn't make it an Orc. Hell, it could have run away and was what sounded the alarm to the undead horde. Also, where is she getting the cover to hide while she's in the open?

And what the hell is this shush?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48614
48615 48616
>>48610
What the fuck is this?
I said she went towards the Hibbity hoobla sounds.

Revisionist kike.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48615
48617
>>48614
Uh huh. And point to me the location on the map where the hibbitty hooblah sounds were
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48616
48618
>>48614
Because what the hell is this shush? If you have secrets than I have editing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48617
48619
>>48615
>>48610
Why would you edit posts to put words in my mouth?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48618
48619
>>48616
>secrets are as bad as lying
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48619
48620 48621
>>48617
Because your post was nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick

>>48618
Who's lying? You're the one trying to have her go in a different direction than the sounds would have been
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48620
48622
>>48619
>lying
Acting in a fraudulent manner with intent to deceive: You edited that post so it would look like I had said something that I hadn't.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48621
48624
>>48619
>nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick
I was scoffing at your immature impulse to delet things you don't like.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48622
48623
>>48620
No, I was editing it so you'd see it, be pissed off by it, and then delete it like you normally do.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48623
>>48622
I only delet things if I find them to not represent what I actually meant.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48624
48625
>>48621
And you're making shit up about Tracy's location because you don't want to say what the hell is going on.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48625
48626
>>48624
>implying the PCs would be able to tell if Tracy is visibly deafened by the Word of Chaos
You used Holy Word just before that.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48626
48627
>>48625
Okay then. You can say that instead
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48627
48628
>>48626
>instead
Instead of what?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48628
48629
>>48627
Instead of saying she's in a different room, given that b1 is almost certainly the direction of the voices as the only other hallway loops around
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48629
48630 48631 48634
>>48628
She explicitly moved away from the group, so she could Sneak Attack those orcs she head.
Skeletons, zombies or mummies don't go "hibbity hoobla", sand regardless, she is moving in a direction where she doesn't have a sectarian feud on her tail messing-up her stealth, so she can advance the dungeon.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48630
1516504111222 (2).png
>>48629
>>48629
>>48629
Point to precisely where on this map she was located
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48631
48632 48636
>>48629
Don't you see? The hibbity hooblah was of guards sounding an alarm, and they responded by bringing in a small horde

>Mummies can't speak hibbity Hooblah
GM described the rural folk of Washington state as being hibbity hooblah types. How much of an expert in languages are you to say orcs alone speak it?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48632
48633 48636
>>48631
Thats orkish m8,
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48633
48635 48638
>>48632
GM used it in >>47832 to refer to rural types. It can mean a lot of things, perhaps not just orcish. And if it is orcs, why would that mean they weren't in the direction of the horde?

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48634
>>48629
GM makes it very explicit in >>48486 >>48447 >>48494 that the hooblah sound is coming from the same direction as the "sound of dragging limbs." The hallway with Hooblah is B1, which was the source of the mummies and so forth.

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48635
48637
>>48633
Thats also how the orcs talked.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48636
48637 48638 48640
>>48631
Then why did Infernius encounter it before Tracy, when it was Tracy's turn to move?
When he said "hibbity hooblah types" I think he meant SJWs.
Either way, I had Tracy Sneak off where she couldn't be seen, so she could get a Sneak Attack.
>>48632
This.

Anyway, it's past midnight, so I'm turning in.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48637
48639
>>48635
Well no shit?

>>48636
Deleting your posts, because secrets piss me off, and deleting posts pisses you off. So we'll be even that way

Fuck you
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48638
48639
>>48636
Night.
>>48633
Infernuis still loves you.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48639
48640
>>48637
lol
I'll just make my turn again in the morning.

Goodnight.
>>48638
Goodnight, m8.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48640
48641 48643
>>48636
>>48639
For the twentieth time, the sounds were comming from the same direction the horde came. There was no sneak attack possible
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48641
48642
>>48640
lol
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48642
>>48641
Besides, you can't sneak attack the undead
lqkPv
?
No.48643
48644
>>48640
*whispers into ears*
I'm gay
\r
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48644
48645
>>48643
Why are you so intent on being a dick in how you play and approach this game?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48645
48646 48647
>>48644
>being a dick
M8, as far as I can tell, you're the only one who has a problem with any of this. It sounds like a personal problem.
I could ask you why you need to delet/edit posts on an hourly to express your feelings, but I really don't care why.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48646
48648
>>48645
What are you trying to accomplish by being in a different room (implausibly) to avoid a word of chaos?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48647
48648
>>48645
>only one to have a problem with any of this
Because you target me in your dickery
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48648
48649
>>48646
I thought she was in a different room/hall; I still think so. It wouldn't make a difference either way, because the affects wouldn't be noticeable.
>>48647
How? Because I thought she was a different room?
To me, it just seems like you're too quick to take things personally.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48649
48650
>>48648
Because I don't like to be conspired against or fooled
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48650
48651
>>48649
>conspired against
>fooled
If I intended to do that, I wouldn't be so open about it.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48651
48652
>>48650
Then what is it you're being open about? And why did you bring up the effects of the word of chaos then delete repeatedly?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48652
48653
>>48651
I felt like I might have been incorrect and then hesitated, twice. Then I looked it up and found out I was correct the first time.
>what is it you're being open about?
Literally nothing.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48653
48654
>>48652
Then why shush?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48654
48655 48656
16b.gif
>>48653
Iz sekrit. Shhh!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48655
48657
>>48654
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48656
48659 48662
stare.jpg
>>48654
If you've organized it to where she's killing off my character's humans without his being able to react to it then I'm more pissed than you can imagine
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48657
48658 48660
>>48655
Dude if he has a secret about his character its okay. People keep secrets from other characters and players to build tension and drama, making the story feel more real and important.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48658
>>48657
Tension and drama is one thing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48659
48663
0063 - qMsf6NI.jpg
>>48656
Shhh!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48660
48661 48676
>>48657
Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48661
48662
>>48660
Yea that would be different.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48662
48664
>>48661
That's the reason I am concerned. Something like in >>48656

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48663
48665
>>48659
This also seems rather suspicious.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48664
1499509405260.jpg
>>48662
Shhh!
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48665
48666
>>48663
They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48666
48667 48668
Spoilered
>>48665
There is nothing to be afraid of.
Go to bed.
Check'em.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48667
1506563421447.jpg
>>48666
I don't think you appreciate just how serious the issue is
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48668
1504565509779-0.png
>>48666

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48670
48671 48672
>what supposed to have happened
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie

I have no excuses
Mrs. Sentry
bfZL+
?
No.48671
>>48670
You are forgiven.
I make that mistake all the time.
Mrs. Sentry
s+7/J
?
No.48672
48673
>>48670
Those we're orcs earlier, right?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48673
48674 48676
>>48672
No, "Hibbity Hooblah" is just an insert for "random language that is not determinable".
Mrs. Sentry
DZSfH
?
No.48674
48675
>>48673
Ah.
So where's Tracy headed towards?
Mrs. Sentry
DZSfH
?
No.48675
>>48674
I'll figure out in the morning...
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48676
48677
>>48673
Take note of >>48660

Mrs. Sentry
WaEXZ
?
No.48677
48678
tZbHyHi.gif
>>48676
I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48678
>>48677
Gas.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48679
>>48592
This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48682
48683
heretic.jpg
>>48557

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48683
48685 48692
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (3).png
>>48682
Oh, perfect!

Why'd you use worst pony though?

Could you um... use priestess padlock like in pic related?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48685
48699
heretic1.jpg
>>48683

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48687
48699
heretic2.jpg
>cleaner-er
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48688
48689 48699
heretic2.jpg
>er
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48689
48690
>>48688
Needs more Infernuis face.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48690
48691
moobies.jpg
>>48689
Nice moobies
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48691
>>48690
>utters
Mrs. Sentry
4Ahkj
?
No.48692
48693
>>48683
>Worst pony
DELET
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48693
>>48692
This
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48694
48696 48700
I hate insomnia.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48696
48697
IKIFEEL.jpg
>>48694

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48697
48698
>>48696
That makes much more sense


Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48698
>>48697
Kek
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48699
>>48685
>>48687
>>48688
YES
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48700
>>48694
Same
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48701
48702
Think there could be any Unholy weapons in this temple?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48702
48703
>>48701
Most probably
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48703
>>48702
That's the good part about fighting ebil guys: they've usually got some badass equipment
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48704
48705
Can non-wizard classes use staffs?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48705
48706 48709
>>48704
I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48706
48707
>>48705
I'm not finding any prohibitions
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48707
48708
>>48706
I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48708
>>48707
Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48709
>>48705
Wait, it's only a 20 DC to use a wand/staff. I confused that with the scroll DC.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48710
48711
1516401664125-2.png
>tfw still awake
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48711
48712
>>48710
Uh... Have you been to sleep at all?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48712
48713
>>48711
No
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48713
>>48712
You poor thing..
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48714
Disrupting Weapon lasts 17 rounds. How many has it been since Infernius cast it? Just 2-3, right?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48715
48716
It's been way the hell longer than 12 to 18 seconds since you searched to prepare to open the door to the room that the rats were in before going to open the door where the golems were before going to the room where the snooze was before having a small horde attack before having a theological argument break out. Way the hell longer than 18 seconds
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48716
48717 48718
>>48715
Tracy still hasn't made her turn though.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48717
48719
>>48716
Yes she did. She went into the room with all the noise, same as everyone else
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48718
48719 48722
>>48716
He's right. It would have taken a few rounds to determine what the refuse in the previous room was. The battle order was modified when engaging the golems because of party position. I'd say its been about 7-8 rounds.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48719
48720 48722 48723
>>48717
Idk how long it's been then...
I just want to stab something soon.
>>48718
Ah.
Was Tracy's Search check able to find anything of interest in that room?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48720
48721 48722
>>48719
I hope these leftists are as ridiculously bureaucratic as the ones in our world: hopefully they'll have some useful documents.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48721
>>48720
Thats a great idea.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48722
>>48719
>>48720
>>48718
I too would like to know what kind of culture this is, and what kind of structure. I get that it's an undead culture, but there must be more to it than that
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48723
48724 48728
>>48719
Nope. It was once a storage area of some sort, but its been left to disuse and rot.
>stab
Yeah, that's right where things are at. I admit I got a little distracted when the Hitler v. Elway exchange was happening, but I would have avoided falling asleep if I was more conscious of it.
As is, it IS Tracy's turn, as Torcuil had just cast Mass Cure Serious on himself and the first of the advancing group. Strangely, it appears to have had no effect.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48724
48725
>>48723
There was no holy word or word of chaos?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48725
48726 48727
>>48724
Hmmm. Good point. There could have been the holy word of chaos OR the Mass Cure, but not both.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48726
>>48725
Ill do the other option that torc doesnt choose.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48727
>>48725
Didn't Torcuil cast Word of Chaos and Infernius mass wounds?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48728
48731
>>48723
>it IS Tracy's turn
Can I get a quick rundown on what's going on around her?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48729
48730 48731
Do you immediately get Clerical Spells of your arcane spellcasting level from one level in Theiurge, or can you choose a different Divine Spellcasting class list?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48730
>>48729
Tracy casts Arcane spells, and having a few Druid spells wouldn't hurt.
r9GHC
?
No.48731
48734
[16d20 = 200]
>>48503
Tracy enters the room Thez is in, (notices a lever) while Thez continues to make sure its dead
The order after that was Infernius, Fae, Trump, Thez, Torc, and Tracy.
Which, if one goes off the declared actions, mean that:
>>48516
Infernius casts Mass Cure Serious Wounds
Fae doesn't appear to do anything, except comment on Football.
>>48522
Trump says the holy word (my bad) which strangely has no effect.
Then infighting
It would then be Thez' turn, just before Torcuil would have the chance to either 2nd cast Cure Serious, OR say "Shadilay".
>>48728
Yes. While you're getting that rundown, Thez moves to intercept along the corner from the hallway, obliterating faces.
Its a whole mishmash of assorted undead, all lumbering forward, except for some ghosts and shadows that glide along the ground. From further down the hall can still be heard a distinct "Hibbity Hooblah"
>>48729
It depends


r9GHC
?
No.48732
[1d100 = 83]
Okay, maybe Thez doesn't obliterate faces
r9GHC
?
No.48733
[1d20 = 12]
And her opponent's next attack is an automatic hit with a chance to crit,....
lqkPv
?
No.48734
48735 48737 48738
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>48731
>depends
Depends on what?

Tracy Sneakily moves down the hall towards the hibbiting.
Rolling to move Silently
lqkPv
?
No.48735
48736 48738 48744
[1d20+20 = 38]
[1d20+20 = 23]
>>48734
Asshe moves, she keeps her sense peeled
Rolling Spot and Listen
lqkPv
?
No.48736
48738 48744
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>48735
And Search
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48737
48739
>>48734
The hallway is packed with undead, she's not going anywhere.
>depends
Is the newly-Theurge a sorcerer, wizard, or cleric (or variant; bard, etc)?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48738
>>48736
>>48735
>>48734
You know you're in a hallway with no room to move because there are so many enemies right?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48739
48740 48745
>>48737
Do you need levels in Cleric to cast said Clerical spells then?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48740
48741
>>48739
No, but each class goes about spellcasting in a different manner. They would maintain that methodology (a wizard-theurge would still memorize and component their spells, a cleric-theurge would still pray for spells, and a sorcerer-theurge would still ordinarily Xp have their limited selection of basically innate spells).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48741
48742 48743 48745
>>48740
Tracy cast Arcane Spells as an Assassin, and Divine Spells as a Blackguard.
What could she get?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48742
48743
>>48741
A headache
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48743
48745 48749
>>48741
Assassins cast spells as a Bard does. Blackguards do as Clerics do.
>>48742
So, no? She couldn't get anymore spells?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48744
>>48735
>>48736
What did she find?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48745
48746 48748
>>48739
>>48741
>>48743
"Hey Tracy, since we are about to be killed by mass hordes of undead, and since you went through the effort of making infernius cast that spell, and since it is your turn, could you please be a dear and pause from your metafagging long enough to kill something? It would be greatly appreciated"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48746
48747 48749
>>48745
I'm waiting for the Spot check. I still don't know what's in the room.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48747
48750
>>48746
Everything is in the room. Swing your sword and you will hit something
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48748
>>48745
*bleeds in Minotuar*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48749
48755 48760
>>48743
I'm not certain what you mean by "anymore spells".
If you mean "would she have access to more spells as a theurge/assassin/blackguard that makes julienne fries", yes. Her number of known/available spells would be limited, and I am not sure how the spellcasting would work at this moment.
>>48746
The undead seem rather uniform. Identical almost. Not entirely, there's different types, but this mummy looks like that mummy, those skeletons are identical too. They're awfully evenly spaced come to think of it.
lqkPv
?
No.48750
48751
[3d20 = 22]
>>48747
What are these? Human skeletons?

Fug it.
Full round attack with sword on nearest thing.
lqkPv
?
No.48751
48752 48754 48757
[3d20 = 31]
>>48750
>Disrupting weapon kills it instantly
Cleave
lqkPv
?
No.48752
48753 48754 48757
[3d20 = 17]
>>48751
Again
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48753
>>48752
Shit.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48754
48755
>>48751
>>48752
Cleave gives you one extra attack per round, not Six. And the target can do a DC12 will save
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48755
48758
>>48749
You mean human warrior Skeletons? Like 1 HD?
>>48754
She has Great Cleave, and I doubt any of these have 17 hit dice.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48757
48759
>>48752
>>48751
Also, wait until GM has confirmed that the attack worked at all. Sure, disruptor normally works, but so does cure mass wounds, holy word, and word of chaos
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48758
>>48755
Since when has she had great cleave?

>I doubt they have 17 hit die
How do you know that? Are you GM? Be patient and don't steam roll
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48759
>>48757
Oh, the first three attacks worked fine, splintering/decimating a zombie, a skeleton, and a ghoul. Tracy would have had a chance to cleave, but there are no more targets in range with the sword. The next row of 4 (a mummy, a,... wolf man?, a frankenstein, and a shadow) hasn't advanced yet. Tracy is almost in range of the corner and Thez' position.
Meanwhile, Thez is being attacked successfully. She is bitten by a zombie, flailed on by a mummy, and gashed by a skeleton.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48760
48761
>>48749
"These undead arent real."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48761
48762
>>48760
Dispel magic?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48762
48764
>>48761
I will on my turn and see what happens.
r9GHC
?
No.48763
48765
[1d20 = 18]
Snek's turn, then Infernius'
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48764
48766
>>48762
Infernius succeeds on his spot check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48765
>>48763
I don't think Torc is here.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48766
48767
>>48764
Funny.
*dispel magic*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48767
48770 48772
>>48766
The spell causes the procession of undead and such to dissipate in a shadowy puff that dominoes row after row as it makes its way down the hall. As it reaches the spell's perimeter, Infernius can see that they're coming from around the corner to the left, but can't see past that.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48768
48769
Thez, who was in the process of preparing to beat the zombie with the femur of the skeleton, looks around foolishly, and a tad disappoint.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48769
>>48768
Kek
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48770
>>48767
"Aryan wisdom"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48771
48773
Fae, then Trump, Thez, Torc(?) and Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48772
48776
>>48767
Does that make the hallway clear for passage?
eueZS
?
No.48773
48782
[1d20+16 = 20]
[1d20+26 = 46]
>>48771
In proper succession, Fae and Trumpaladin advance forth slowly nearing the end of the room but not quite to the corner. Trumpaladin detects evil and Fae spot and listen checks
k5+kC
?
No.48774
48780
[1d20+11 = 31]
I have returned.
Snek shoots an undead fucker
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48775
48778
309570__safe_artist-colon-yryssa_derpy hooves_female_hilarious in hindsight_-colon-i_looking at you_mare_pegasus_pony_reaction image_shrug_shrugpony_si.png
>mfw I just realized I've never even once applied Tracy's dexterity bonus to her Initiative rolls
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48776
48777
001a.png
>>48772
Mostly
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48777
48779
>>48776
Is Thez the big T?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48778
>>48775
I don't bother with Thez' either
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48779
>>48777
Trips confirm
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48780
48781 48782
>>48774
>xXx_369mlgnoscopesnek_xXx

Also, on the giant constrictor stats it says "base grapple +23" des this mean snek gets a +23 bonus on grapple?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48781
48784
>>48780
No, you add his strength bonus to that number to get his grapple bonus
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48782
48783 48784 48785
>>48773
They're not evil, but they don't act like their appearances. Their behavior is mostly a caricature of their "creature" type (whether zombie, or skeleton, or w/e) and they have a shadowy translucence, almost imperceivable but unmistakable upon examination. They're still whole and solid somehow, but they seem less substantial.
>>48780
That's correct.

So Trump and Fae are side by side advancing. Are they closing to striking distance?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48783
48786
>>48782
I thought the things were dispelled...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48784
48785 48786
>>48781
>>48782
Does the 23 invlude strength though, or no.
And was there anything in the hall for snek to shoot?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48785
>>48782
Let me rethink my strategy then

>>48784
Actually, I did the math, and yes, that 23 is the totality of his grapple bonus. It's his base attack bonus of +8, his size modifier of +8, and his strength modifier of +7 added together
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48786
48787 48789
Whoops, nevermind, I misread the post. Alright. Pretty much everyone is at/around the corner.
"This should be a piece of cake!" Thez says, darting around everyone.
>>48783
Only to a limited range
>>48784
Yes and yes.
[/b]POP[/b] rings out as Snek busts a cap, a skeleton down the hall takes a headshot. Though expressionless, Snek somehow looks satisfied.

eueZS
?
No.48787
48790
[3d20 = 28]
>>48786
Let's have Fae Pounce on her round, and Trumpaladin dispell magic after moving forward
r9GHC
?
No.48788
48789
[16d20 = 171]
Thez does an anime-esque roaring charge, attempting an overrun. Defenders get attacks of opportunity. Rolling essentially to see how far she gets. They're spaced alternating 3/row-4/row.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48789
>>48786
Snek shakes his tail to dissapate the smoke and looks at Torc with an expresion of "I'd like to see you do that"
Torc ignores him
>>48788
>1
r9GHC
?
No.48790
48792
[16d20 = 161]
>>48787
He was just detecting evil though,....
rolling for more attempts to stop her
r9GHC
?
No.48791
[16d20 = 179]
Still going,....
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48792
48793
>>48790
I though he was away from the corner and all of the creatures had been dispelled
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48793
48794 48795
>>48792
I apologize. Well, Trump and Fae can have attacked the advancing ones, but otherwise Thez just ran them all over and managed to run into a wall.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48794
1404046__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_limestone pie_angry_boop_death stare_female_frown_glare_hand_human_offscreen character_pov_.png
>>48793
Good enough
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48795
>>48793
Did word of Chaos get cast last night?
I'm hoping no.
Also, what is everyone's alignments for when I use it
Torc: CG, Snek: CN, Infernius: CG, and that's all I know
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48796
48797 48805
As Thez runs down the hall, striking the multitude of opponents in a sprinting double-lariat, she manages to deftly avoid each incoming strike and with each strike from her (now that she knows they're shadow illusions) the fabrications disappear in a puff of smoke. Curious to see how long she can keep this up, she glances back in satisfaction to see how far she's progressed, and runs head-first into a wall.
Thez: Neutral
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48797
48800
>>48796
>True Neural
Not at all what I was expecting
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48798
48799
To Trump andd Fae's left is a door, and from around the corner Fae hears someone mutter something, followed by rapid footsteps.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48799
48814
>>48798
Where is Tracy?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48800
48801 48805
>>48797
She was Neutral Evil, but she's transitioning as the story develops
>inb4
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48801
48802
>>48800
I thought she was Lawful Evil?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48802
48803 48804 48805 48814
>>48801
Nope, she started this boot NE. She is generally lawful in demeanor (except when eating faces), but her disposition is neutral. Over time (removing the fiendishness, other experiences, I'nis) she has trended away from direct evil. She's still capable of it, but she's less inclined.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48803
48806 48810
>>48802
You Definitely said she was lawful evil. And she's a monk, so...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48804
>>48802
>cause Infernius
Damn it thats adorable
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48805
1515739503040.png
>>48800
>>48802
>>48796
>tfw thez changed alignments and is no longer ebil
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48806
48807 48824
>>48803
Actually, now I distinctly remember her saying she was glad to be Neutral Ebil the first time she watched Tracy >rape Trumpaladin.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48807
48808 48811
>>48806
Tracy has never raped Trumpaladin successfully
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48808
48809
>>48807
Wrong
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48809
>>48808
Wrong you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48810
>>48803
Monks don't lose their powers like Paladins do. Although she may never again advance as a Monk, since she's multiclass.
The downside is, they can't be atoned like paladins, clerics, or druids.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48811
48812
>>48807
Keep telling yourself that.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48812
48813
>>48811
Never happened
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48813
48815
>>48812
Sure it didn't.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48814
>>48802
>>48799

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48815
48816 48817 48818
>>48813
Never. Not even once
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48816
>>48815
I can help fix that
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48817
48819
Love conquers all.png
>>48815
lol
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48818
48819
>>48815
I distinctly recall that when i first joined you were getting raped.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48819
48820 48821
>>48817
Nope

>>48818
Wrong
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48820
48822
implying you wouldn't.png
>>48819
>
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48821
48822
>>48819
What movie were you watching that night?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48822
48823
>>48821
It was It, and Trumpaladin was not raped

>>48820
Don't make me punish Tracy

Not in that way
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48823
48825
>>48822
I mean we all saw it happen
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48824
48825
>>48806
Here it is: >>1944 →
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48825
48828
>>48823
>>48824
No, didn't happen. And if it did, there was no penetration
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48827
48833
Can Tracy see what's behind that door now?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48828
48829 48830
>>48825
Tracy is right
>>1942 →
>>1947 →
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48829
>>48828
Good times.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48830
48831 48832
>>48828
>inb4 delete
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48831
48832
No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape

>>48830
Go away you troll
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48832
48835 48838
>>48830
He threatened to do it for the first time in >>2027 →
>>48831
>implying >rape has to be penetration

>>48830
Can Tracy have her turn now?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48833
48834
>>48827
Are you not interested in the spell caster who is running away?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48834
48836 48837
>>48833
I would, if she could open the freaking door.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48835
>>48832
Fuck off
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48836
>>48834
I think he ran around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48837
48839
>>48834
But he didn't go through the door, he is around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48838
>>48832
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
lqkPv
?
No.48839
48840 48841
[1d20+20 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
lqkPv
?
No.48840
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>48839
And Search
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48841
48842
001a.png
>>48839

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48842
48843 48844
>>48841
>All those squares
Tracy's land speed is 100, right? Can she catch him?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48843
48845
>>48842
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48844
48846
>>48842
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48845
48847
>>48843
Her land speed is 40 at base +10 because mount buff, and doubled by her horseshoes.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48846
48848
>>48844
What did Tracy do during her turn? Is she still where she was earlier?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48847
48849
>>48845
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48848
001a.png
>>48846
Yes, sorry, I keep forgetting the pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48849
48850
>>48847
Ponies move at 40 ft.
She's moving on all fours, using her animated claws to hold her sword.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48850
48851 48853
>>48849
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48851
48854 48855
>>48850
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48852
Shilling?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48853
48854 48856
>>48850
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48854
48858
>>48851
As I recall, it was 'fire them out like a garden hose'.
>>48853
40 seems perfectly reasonable, especially next to her speed when Cauchemar
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48855
1516105504220.png
>>48851

Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48856
48857 48859 48860
>>48853
Because smaller creatures move more slowly. Dwarfs and halflings move at 20ft, for instance
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48857
48865
>>48856
"Unless they're crazy-haxxor monks." ^_^
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48858
>>48854
He can't keep claiming new shit every single encounter
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48859
48861
>>48856
Regular ponies are medium sized. Tracy is as big as a normal pony.

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48860
48862
>>48856
Yea but tracy is a little pastel colored horse though.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48861
48862
>>48859
A normal pony is 600 pounds. Dwarfs are medium sized and they go 20 ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48862
48864
>>48860
Ponies should move faster.
Ever other race gets racial abilities.
>>48861
That's why I thought she'd be smol.
And dwarves are THICC-built, with short legs.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48863
48866
>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48864
48867
>>48862
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48865
48868
>>48857
"You best monk me know."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48866
48868 48869
>>48863
Snek makes a smell [1d20 = 9]
and listen/spot [1d20+9 = 10]
check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48867
48871
>>48864
I thought her size was smol. I know her speed is 40.
It makes sense. Let it go.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48868
48870 48872
>>48865
"Technically speaking, the best one alive."
>>48866
From his position, Snek would not know anything more than what Tracy has already learned, except that whatever is running away is the first living thing the party has encountered in the temple.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48869
>>48866
>1
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48870
>>48868
Snek communicates that to Torc
"Yo guys? That thing isn't an undead"
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48871
>>48867
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48872
48873
>>48868
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48873
48874
>>48872
No, it had already turned some way before Tracy made the corner. Also its not Tracy's turn.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48874
48875
>>48873
Infernuis bull rushes after the guy.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48875
48876 48877
>>48874
Through Tracy?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48876
48878 48879
>>48875
Probaly. Could Tracy make a relf to get out the way?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48877
48880
>>48875
He'll apologize later.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48878
>>48876
Isn't he around the corner though? Wouldn't Infernius have to stop first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48879
48882
>>48876
Tracy has Improved Evasion and Improved Uncanny Dodge. I think she should be able to.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48880
48885
>>48877
Sorry, but what's his movement? Each square represents 5'.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48881
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48882
48883
>>48879
Those don't help under the circumstances
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48883
48884 48886
>>48882
She could make a reflex save to avoid the bull rush.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48884
48893
>>48883
Alright, roll then
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48885
48889 48893
>>48880
Base i suppose.
Although i feel Minotuars should get a bonus while bull rushing.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48886
>>48883
Yes, but she could do that anyways
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48887
Do it, faggot!
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48888
48890 48891
Praise Epona
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48889
48891 48892
>>48885
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48890
>>48888
Checked
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48891
48892
>>48889
>>48888
Sorry tracys faggot, Infernuis will make it up to her later.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48892
>>48891
>>48889
*bull rushes after the fleshy goy*
lqkPv
?
No.48893
48896
[1d20+14 = 32]
>>48884
Reflex roll
>>48885
Is she targeting Tracy, or just trying to overrun her?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48894
48895
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48895
48897
>>48894
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48896
48899
>>48893
Im trying to chase down the guy running away.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48897
48898 48901
>>48895
Fae could only charge up to Infernius' position, unless she's pouncing on him.

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48898
48899
>>48897
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48899
48901
>>48896
Give Tracy some time, she's faster and has the Trap sense.
>>48898
You need a feat for that.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48900
48902
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48901
48903 48908
>>48897
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it

>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48902
48905
>>48900
>Over here
Over where?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48903
48905
>>48901
>stairs
"Cool, anyone wanna go up?"
Torc realizes only sSnke and Thez are nearby
"Oh"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48904
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48905
48907
>>48902
End of the hallway, past the corner. The big T on the map.
>>48903
Down
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48906
48910 48911
001b.png

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48907
48912
>>48905
"Down, my bad. Thez since the others are doing fuck knows what you wanna investigate?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48908
48909 48910
>>48901
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48909
>>48908
She charging not running, and you could have done the same if you asked for a dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48910
>>48906
>>48908
I see. Then move forward and turn the corner in a move action at adjusted speed of 80ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48911
48912 48914
>>48906
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48912
48913 48915
>>48907
"Might as well, it looks like they're going to be busy."
>>48911
Yes. Thez proceeds carefully down the staircase, vanishing into thin air as she does so (hiding in plain sight cuz shadows)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48913
48914
>>48912
Fuck it, then. I'm not slowing down.
Tracy changes her mind and decides to follow Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48914
48916
>>48911
I thought that corner was where everyone was?

>>48913
Aren't you at the corner?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48915
48918
>>48912
Torc trys riding Mr. Snek towards the staircase
[1d20+2 = 8]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48916
48917
>>48914
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48917
48919
>>48916
But the T on the map is at that corner. It's the same direction
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48918
>>48915
Uh, dex makes that a 10
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48919
48920
>>48917
That's where Thez is. The mage fled around the corner.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48920
48921
>>48919
Yes, the stairs is around the corner
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48921
48922
>>48920
The other corner.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48922
48923
>>48921
What other corner?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48923
48924
>>48922
The one Tracy, Fae and Infernius are just standing at.
Tracy stopped there because she had to turn the corner, then Fae and Infernius did the same.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48924
48925
>>48923
Yes. Isn't that where Thez is?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48925
48926
>>48924
No. Thez is by the stairs at the far end of the hall, marked by T. She's 20 ft away.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48926
48927
>>48925
Isn't that where the mage fled to?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48927
48928
>>48926
No, he turned the corner. He didn't go down the stairs.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48928
48929 48931
>>48927
But T is the corner
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48929
48930 48931
>>48928
But who is on first?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48930
>>48929
I know right
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48931
48936 48937
>>48928
T is Thez. Thez went down the stairs.
>>48929
Is it Tracy's turn yet?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48932
48933 48934
001c.png
Color coded
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48933
>>48932
Well that's not what I thought it was at all
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48934
48935
>>48932
Low many turns would it take for Tracy to back-track and explore that room, while Infernius and Fae charge?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48935
48937
>>48934
*how many
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48936
48938 48939
>>48931
"Hey Tracy, I'm confused as all fuck. Want to open the door on this room before I do?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48937
48938
>>48931
Yes, as Torcuil is riding snek
>>48935
In a single round. You mean the previous room to the right? The one that says CB in one corner?

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48938
48939 48940
>>48936
[angry pony noises]
>'Two are on top of me! Who's going where?!'
>>48937
I meant the door everyone just charged past.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48939
48943
>>48938
Likewise a round, and that seems where >>48936 is going too. You can open the door, certainly.

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48940
48941
>>48938
>"I have no idea, but I can say that I think we were outrun. We'll get 'em next time. In the meantime, let's clear this room we just passed. It could have cool loot, it could be a location they can flank us from, and for all we know, the mage fled into it"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48941
48942 48946
Let's get this straight WHO IS CHASING THE MAGE?
I was going to have Tracy chase him, but I don't want her to get nearly-trampled again.
>>48940
>we were outrun
Horseshit. He could move at 80 ft tops, with spells 'n shit.
We're just disorganized.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48942
48943
>>48941
Neither Torc or Snek are chasing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48943
48944
>>48939
Sure, she'll do that while Fae and Infernius pursue the mage.
>>48942
You go with Thez.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48944
>>48943
I was planning on it
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48945
48948
I have Infernius and Fae in pursuit, I have Tracy and Trump checking out the door with the purple circle, I have Torcuil surfing on Snek toward the staircase, and I have Thez sneaking down the stairs.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48946
48949
>>48941
Trumpaladin can't run, he can only do heavy fighting. I'm going to have him clear that room in the center of the map
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48947
001c.png

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48948
>>48945
>surfing
>Hawii Five-O theme plays
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48949
48950 48952
>>48946
He can help fight whatever's behind the door after Tracy opens in then.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48950
48951
>>48949
Done. I'm betting on the sounds of footsteps being Ghost Sound anyways. That Mage is either hiding by now or is gone I will bet you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48951
>>48950
That magnitude of shadow magick was either an illusionist wizard, or an uber-powerful Bard. I'm guessing the earlier option.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48952
48953 48954
>>48949
Tracy tries the door, and finds it is quite heavy. She is able to open it, but with significant effort, and not quick enough for surprise. What appears is a room full of red-headed ghosts, holding ghostly mugs. Old and destroyed furniture lines the room. The ghostly forms turn toward the now open door, and music bursts forth from the room. Several gasps can be heard from within the room.
lqkPv
?
No.48953
48955
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>48952
I was going to make a Listen check first, but sure..
Rolling to rebuke, because I feel like trying it.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48954
48956 48957 48961
d81f376fac4f3b04bce6ce8bc5795200.jpg
>>48952

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48955
>>48953
Cer clerical level for rebuking is 1, so creatures with 2HD should be affected...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48956
48958 48961
>>48954
Pls turn.
What's your charisma with all of that swag?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48957
1515826825285.png
>>48954

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48958
48960
>>48956
His Charisma is 21, which is a modifier of +5. The Circlet of persuasion adds +3 to charisma based checks, but probably not turn checks
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48959
I'm going to have to leave some time in the next hour, probably.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48960
48962
>>48958
*hides behind leg*

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48961
48962 48968
>>48954
Essentially, yes
>>48956
Nope. Except for a couple little ones in the outskirts, who are just scared, a wave of Tracy's rebuke wafts ineffectively over the gingers.

And so then, an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE echoed forth from the room, in strangely perfect pitch and unison.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48962
48963 48964
>>48961
So.... what saving throw should I roll?

>>48960
D'aww, cute
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48963
48965
>>48962
You're immune to fear.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48964
48965 48966 48967
>>48962
Will save, for everyone
eueZS
?
No.48965
48970
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling

+5 base +5 charisma (divine grace) +4 resistance (cloak) +1 Luck (stone) +4 Wisdom

>>48963
I'll go with that answer if I roll a 1

>>48964
Is everyone in range?
Umbas
?
No.48966
[1d20 = 18]
>>48964
Does that include me?
Rolling just in case.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48967
48969
>>48964
Torc: [1d20+11 = 28]

Snek: [1d20+9 = 19]

lqkPv
?
No.48968
[1d20+12 = 19]
>>48961
Rolling a Will save
Extra +4 Morale bonus because Trumpaladin's Aura of Courage in her vincinity
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48969
>>48967
Not fucking bad.
>inb4 snek doesn't have 9 will, how does Torc has 11?
Familiars can use theirs masters saves if they are better. Torc also gets an extra +2 cause Staff of Power
r9GHC
?
No.48970
48972
[1d20 = 15]
>>48965
Everyone. The sound cuts through everything, and it explains the heavy walls and door.
Rolling for Thez, cuz it looks like everyone passed except Fae's roll is absent.
r9GHC
?
No.48971
48973
[4d3+4 = 11]
Dice is how much damage per round the constant wailing causes those hearing it.
eueZS
?
No.48972
48978
[1d20+11 = 17]
>>48970
Not sure how to calculate Fae's bonus, but let me try
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48973
48974
>>48971
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Would turning someone to stone stop them from recieving damage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48974
48976 48977 48978
>>48973
\\Probably, but they'd be stone, and it's not your turn.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48975
48977
Attempts to sleep.
If i cant ill be back.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48976
48977
>>48974
Stone doesn't matter, Torc can fix that
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48977
48979 48983
>>48974
>"Do you recommend a turn check next round, or melee combat?"

>>48975
Good luck

>>48976
Leave me alive to kill these though
r9GHC
?
No.48978
48980 48981 48983
[1d4+4 = 6]
>>48972
Oooh ouch, Fae fails her saving throw. So that's 18dmg/round for Fae, and she's shaken for dice rounds.
>>48974
Well, its Snek's turn, and they're almost to the staircase now.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48979
48982
>>48977
>'H-hell if I know... I think I should've just closed the door...'
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48980
48986
>>48978
Take control of Infernuis if you would.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48981
>>48978
Aww....

Definitely making her a caparison of resistance
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48982
48984
>>48979
>"Too late for that now"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48983
48987
>>48977
I wasn't gonna touch Trump, but when my 2 characters have 56 and 28 hp damage over 10 isn't great.
>>48978
Snek slithers faster than he's ever before. And makes a spot [1d20+9 = 23]
and smell [1d20 = 12]
check when he reahhes the staircase.
I figure listen would be pointless with that >REEEEEE-ing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48984
48985
>>48982
*positions self between legs*
>'W-wanna run?'
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48985
>>48984
>"Hang on, let me kill these soulless red heads first. If you're scared, I've got spells that reduce damage from energy"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48986
>>48980
K. The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE makes it impossible to track by sound anyway
<whooooof> Thez appears next to Tracy and pulls the door shut, cutting out the sound.
"Well, we can be sure that the whole building knows that we're here,...."

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48987
48990
>>48983
C-can I add listen to that?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48988
48992
I g2g...., sorry..
'

Feel free to use Tracy for search and whatnot.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48989
*pets pony to calm self*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48990
48991
>>48987
You motherfuckers, with your multi-checks per round,... have I mentioned a character can only perform one per round?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48991
48992
>>48990
No, you haven't. Forget the smell check then.

But you did say combining things like spot/listen is possible
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48992
48995
>>48988
Its alright. I'm looking at ways to streamline or make the game run more efficiently, but given the medium and the nature, I don't know that it could be accellerated too much.
>>48991
Technically its both, the rules are unclear on it.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48993
48994 48995
I'll take the intervening period to comment; it has occurred to me that there is room for improvement in administering a dungeon crawl. In spite if preparation, the illustration and playing-out of the scene is a bit cumbersome compared to a more open-world environment. Additionally I'm looking at modifying the rules, to enable for more rapid transition from sneaky or speedy ex[ploration to fighting and back. I like the initiated movement/combat system, where there is an order even in null-attack phases, but it needs work. Thoughts?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48994
>>48993
We can try it and see if you'd like
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48995
>>48992
>I don't know that it could be accelerated too much.
Acceleration is good imo, so long as the characters can do something productive in the mean time.
>>48993
Yeah, it could use a bit of improvement..
Idk how, but I'm open to anything that might speed things up.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48996
48997 49000
Fae and Infernius are still chasing the mage, right?
Can Tracy and Trump go after them too?

Tracy assumes her monstrous shape between Brad's legs, so he doesn't have to use up an action to ride; and then she promptly goes off towards the Mage's direction at full speed.

Hey, the Gestapo/Generals are positioned outside of the entrance, right?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48997
48999
>>48996
Sort of, the Ghestapo should be on the docks, and the Generals in range for ranged weapons
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48998
49001 49009
Hey, I just realized that the Fabricate spell could be used to shape that glassteel into weapons.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48999
49000 49001
>>48997
He can't teleport out, and the hole is the onlu apparent exit for now. With Tracy's Search ability, we have an okay chance at getting him, if we catch up to him in these next couple turns.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49000
>>48999
Trumpaladin has the rope. But he can hide, and more importantly, he can retreat to an entire congress worth of Lichs and vampires

>>48996
Trumpaladin takes 10 on a ride check to mount demon sex horse
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49001
49002 49003
>>48998
>Ahhh, the way
>>48999
Not actually true. Notice Thez has had no trouble Dimension Door'ing around ever since entering.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49002
49004 49005
>>49001
Is that what "whoof" means? Ever action post with Thez has "whoof" in it but I've never identified if it means she's teleporting, dimension dooring, just moving really fast, using haste, or if it's just bullshitted haxx or what
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49003
49005 49008
2ekzfwmeoy801.jpg
>>49001
Can she Door in-and-out of the building itself though? The dimensional lock only block extraplanar travel in-and-out of the designated space, if I'm correct.
>De wey
Das rite, brudda!
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49004
>>49002
She's a horizon walker, so she has dimensional door as a spell-like ability.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49005
49006 49007 49010
>>49002
<whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion effect as Thez uses her (mostly) Horizon Walker abilities to be wherever. Its almost like the "whoosh" sound of a large fan-blade.
>>49003
She hasn't tried doing it out of the building, but meta it would work. The dimensional lock is no longer in effect, spoiler alert.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49006
1515994457765.jpg
>>49005

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49007
49013
>>49005
>dimensional lock is no longer in effect
Shit...
><whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion
I thought she Silenced it with a meta-magick feat though?
When you silence a spell, does stuff like air-displacement still make noise?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49008
49013
>>49003
I HAVE FOUND DA QUEEN MY BRUDDAS
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49009
>>48998
*makes list of mundane, non-magical items to be made of glassteel*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49010
49011 49012 49013
>>49005
Fuck. Does Torc have anyway of knowibg that since he cast the spell?
And is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49011
49012
>>49010
>is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Everything is possible, beyond level 30 that is...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49012
>>49011
>>49010
If I could siphon unholy power out of this building, kike gassoline out of a car, I would.
I'd like to investigate this place to see how it's been unhallowed: if it has a nucleaus of enchantment, or if every grain of material itself has had the spell cast on it.


Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49013
49014
>>49007
Silencing removes the verbal component, but not the residual sound of the effect.
>>49008
>CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK
>>49010
>knowing
Nope, I just wanted to give the players a little foreshadowing for what they're headed toward as we venture to close for the week.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49014
49015
>>49013
Ah shit, this won't end well...
But how abaout draining magic? Could that be done?
Not sure how I'd do it, but I'm sure I could find a way
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49015
49016 49017
>>49014
You'd probably need a Spellcraft DC of at least 40, and a week or two to develop the spell, but It'd probably be Conjuration-type seed to drain energy from a place of power, and transmutation-type and convert it to something else useful.
After epic level, you can make your own spells that can do almost anything.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49016
49018
>>49015
<Cconverts it into a waifu for Mr. Snek
Is that useful?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49017
49018
>>49015
Wait,
>DC of at least 40
That's actually possible, the time is a problem but I can currently roll a max of 41
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49018
49019
>>49016
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49019
49020
>>49018
Actually, maybe closer to 60 DC, if you add the conjure seed.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49020
49021 49022
>>49019
How much would it be to not drain all energy but just enough for a second snek?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49021
49022 49023
>>49020
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49022
49024 49026
>>49020
>>49021
You couldn't even fathom something like that before Epic level anyway.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49023
49024
>>49021
Idk what ur thinking, GM has popcorm
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49024
49025
>>49022
Buzzkill....
>>49023
Wait what?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49025
49032
>>49024
Brb for about 15 min
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49026
49027 49028
>>49022
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49027
49029
>>49026
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49028
49029
>>49026
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49029
49030
>>49027
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him

>>49028
I know right
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49030
49031
>>49029
He's a mage: expect something wacky to happen before they get close.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49031
427485__safe_artist-colon-rublegun_princess celestia_oc_ban_banned_branding_branding iron_moderation_napoleon crossing the alps_ponies riding ponies.png
>>49030
Bring it on
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49032
49033
>>49025
>1 hour ago
Well, I guess GM is gone for the night
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49033
49034
>>49032
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49034
49035 49036
>>49033
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49035
49037 49039
>>49034
It looks like you're contemplating the bride of Snekenstein yes?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49036
>>49034
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49037
49038 49039
flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg
>>49035
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49038
>>49037
Actually, a Viper rod would be better, but you have to be ebil to make that.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49039
49040
>>49035
In a nutshell
>>49037
I was planning on somehow magically binding Mrs. Snek to the staff too so it kinda looked like that when in staff form
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49040
49041
>>49039
>Staff turns into ebin two-headed couatl
>Like a wyrm rod, only more creative
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49041
49042
>>49040
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49042
49043 49046
>>49041
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49043
49044
>>49042
Yes
Is huge larger or smaller than giant?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49044
49045
>>49043
Giant isn't a size class.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49045
49047
>>49044
Is a giant constrictor huge then?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49046
49048 49052
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>49042
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49047
49049 49052
>>49045
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49048
>>49046
This desu..
I guess it just can't be helped...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49049
49050
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49050
49051
>>49049
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49051
49053
>>49050
It'd be a pain and a half to craft anyway.
putting wings on him could be cool though.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49052
49054
>>49046
The mage seems to have gotten away, as the banshee-room kinda threw off the ability to hear which direction he went
>>49047
It does not weigh 2 tons

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49053
49055
>>49051
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.49054
49055 49056
>>49052
But that hallway ends and turns just one direction. Can't we just run down every hallway?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49055
hiss.gif
>>49053
>pic
>>49054
Trump could, and is not restricted from doing so.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49056
49057
>>49054
We'll find him.
I'm not leaving this dungeon empty-handed.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49057
49058
>>49056
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49058
49059 49060
>>49057
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49059
49060 49061
>>49058
*pets horsey*

*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat

"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49060
49062 49063
>>49058
>>49059
>Seriously considering a mounted charge down a temple corridor
Trump roll a riding check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49061
49063
>>49059
"I hope the next room isn't filled with screaming kids..."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49062
>>49060
*Shrugs in horse*
She wouldn't say no to it.
eueZS
?
No.49063
49064 49065
>>49060
Not a charge, just walking technically

Rolling I think he can allot 10 points to Ride, and the Shoes give 10

>>49061
"Especially those damned Gingers
\r
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49064
49066
>>49063
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49065
49066
>>49063
>Walking at 100 ft
Kek.
She could also Move Silently at 50 ft (without penalty), if need be.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49066
49067
>>49064
"Fucking Irish. First they chase us out of Ulster, then they come fight for Lincoln and invade our homes, and now this"

>>49065
>>49064
I think that if she devotes both the move action and the standard action in her round, she can cover twice the distance without needing a run or charge
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49067
49068
>>49066
You can control her movements during your turn.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49068
49069 49071
>>49067
*moves horsey down hallway mage was last heard going, then directs her right (left looking at the map) down the hallway*
lqkPv
?
No.49069
49070
[1d20+27 = 33]
>>49068
Search check, to detect traps, passages, etc
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49070
>>49069
... Or we could wait 'till morning..
Sorry about that..

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49071
49072 49073
001c.png
>>49068
For reference, locations in pic may vary from current, purple ?? is where the mage's escape is in question.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49072
1516594457145_LI.jpg
>>49071
Pic related would be my course of action, letting the Trachemar search at each turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49073
49074
>>49071
>in question
Did he flee around the corner? Or did he just vanish.
Both Tracy and Infernius should be able to see clearly to the end of the hall, if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49074
49075
>>49073
He didn't just vanish, he went one way or the other.
Meanwhile, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49075
49076
>>49074
Alright.
Goodnight, m8.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49076
>>49075
You too. Will bake eventually.
"Fighting!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49078
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/49077.html
Check 'em