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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47679
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boop
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47680
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>>47678

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47682
47683 47685
Torc decides to train Snek while his faggot gets artistic.
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47683
47688 47691
>>47682
I'm good with it. Only one to start tho.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47684
>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47685
47691
>>47682
I suggest Point Blank Shot, or Exotic Weapon Proficiency.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47686
Tracy feeds her birds once again.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47687
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>>47681 →
>will be considered
Maybe I said too much... Hehe..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47688
47689 47690
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>>47683
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47689
47695
>>47688
I thought you had to be ebin lvl for that?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47690
47693
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>>47688
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47691
47692
Spoilered
I tried drawing Mr. Snek, and I learned I can't draw a fucking gun for shit. Snek turned out pretty good though
>>47685
>>47683
I think point blank shot would be best for Snek, especially since it opens up the way for more ranged feats.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47692
>>47691
Nice pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47693
47695 47697
>>47690
What determines what cohorts you can attract and when?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47694
47697 47699
Also, can Tracy make a profession check to open her Ranch now?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47695
47696
>>47689
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.

>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.

effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.

A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47696
47698
>>47695
Can you attract outsiders as cohorts?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47697
47699
>>47693
I do Xp
>>47694
Sure
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47698
47702
>>47696
Several types of outsiders have adjustment scores so apparently yes
lqkPv
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No.47699
47700 47701 47707
[1d20+16 = 23]
>>47697
>>47694
Making Profession (animal/monster husbandry) check to open personal Monster Ranch in forest/grove.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47700
>>47699
... Does that pass?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47701
47702 47707
>>47699
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47702
47704
>>47698
I wouldn't mind having some hags, giants, or devils to help out around the place.
>>47701
We'll just re-cast the spell.
Wait until all of the zombies get hungry and eat each other.
k5+kC
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No.47703
47705
[1d6 = 1]
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47704
47706
>>47702
Do you have no interest in killing things?

You only get one cohort
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47705
>>47703
>those shitty ass rolls
Damn it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47706
47707
>>47704
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47707
47708
>>47699
You will need to be explicit about what you envision, intend, and hope to affect by way of this Ranch. What is it called? The Ranch? This is not a "pass/fail" roll, this is an availability/suitability of land, resources, etc.
>>47701
So very this
>>47706
I hear there are mercenaries
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47708
47709 47710
>>47707
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47709
>>47708
*steps on land*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47710
47711
>>47708
And the monsters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47711
47712
>>47710
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47712
47713
>>47711
But still, the monsters.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47713
47714
>>47712
Land is the first step, but yes, I want monsters.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47714
47715
>>47713
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47715
47716
>>47714
It's good to have land, especially in a feudal system.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47716
47717 47722
>>47715
It's a very desirable trait in a waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47717
>>47716
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47718
47719
I think I might want to have her investigate the far end of that grove first though. The way that Nithing was destroyed hints at some potentially annoying holy crap that I'd rather purge sooner than later.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47719
47720 47721
>>47718
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?

You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47720
>>47719
I'll do that first.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47721
>>47719
And this
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47722
>>47716
Love that movie, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47723
47724
*keens edges to prepare for next crawl*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47724
47725
>>47723
I'm just saying, it really sucks that you can't Sneak Attack or Crit undead..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47725
47726 47727
>>47724
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them

Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47726
47729
>>47725
No, they can't get tired: they don't even have Constitution scores.
[frustrates rogue noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47727
>>47725
Subtype page because why not
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Undead_Type
Anonymous
gn2IK
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No.47728
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>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47729
47730
>>47726
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47730
47731 47733
>>47729
Pretty sure you don't roll starting gear for pre-existing NPCs.
>Breath weapon
It's a Sonic attack. Like that of a Howler or Yeth Hound.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47731
47734
>>47730
She'd make an awesome cape though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47732
47733
I want to level up already so Tracy can summon her servant..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47733
47735 47736 47755
>>47730
You roll gear for new cohorts (though she's not a cohort)

>>47732
I did the math and we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level

>Sonic affect
Eh, it doesn't say so in the entry, so I'm guessing for the purposes of whatever usually negates a sonic effect it's not one. It looks like a reference to Dragon breath weapons and lion roars, since it's a supernatural ability
Anonymous
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No.47734
47739
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>>47731

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No.47735
47738
>>47733
Or it's not a sonic type that cannot be stopped by plugging the ears. Not mind-affecting
\r
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47736
47737
>>47733
Several creatures have roar/howl Ex abilities: they're considered to be Sonic weapons.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47737
>>47736
Okay. I don't really care what you call it. There is absolutely nothing in the entry for either one that suggests a supernatural sonic attack is anything other than a kind of breath weapon, and if it isn't, I don't give a shit, because I like the idea of a hybrid brass dragon having its own breath weapon and I don't care about pedantry for a fantasy game
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47738
47740 47741
>>47735
>Not mind-affecting
It's a Charisma-based will save though, so it'd still effectively have the same mechanic.
It's definitely not a Breath Weapon: it'd allow a reflex save in that case.
>Covering your ears
Few creatures have that ability, but I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw).
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47739
>>47734
Oh don't make that face You'd get a new one in a month.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47740
47741
>>47738
It probably would've been listed as a spell-like ability if it used any component other than Sonic, so it probably follows the basic rules of Sonic abilities:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sonic_Attack
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47741
47742
>>47738
>It would allow a reflex save if it were a breath weapon
Did you even read the entry? It says:
"Some breath weapons allow a Fortitude save or a Will save instead of a Reflex save"

>I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw)
All of that shit you made up. None of that is in the entry.

>>47740
Did you bother to read the entry for Dragonne? It's an Su - a supernatural ability. Not an Sp or spell like ability. Like a breathe weapon.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47742
47744
>>47741
Yeah, I'm just typing out of memory.. It is an Su ability now that I look at it.
I guess it's not far-fetched to treat it as a breath weapon, since only Dragonnes are immune to it, like every other creature with that ability. I wonder what energy it'd be based off.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47743
47744
>this grammar
That's a good sign that it's time for me to sleep..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47744
47745
>>47742
Sonic is an energy type, so maybe both at the same time

>>47743
I should probably sleep for once
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47745
47746
>>47744
Considering that it's will-based, it really doesn't matter if you call it a breath weapon or not. The Roar by itself is it's own ability. I just thought it'd be treated just like a howler's roar.
Sonic attacks are great. Too bad so few of them are ally exclusive. Great spread though.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47746
47747
>>47745
>Not ally exclusive
Shhh! Don't let GM find out, because I want to use this ability in the future

It's a 6 point strength and Dexterity drain for all creatures within 30 feet that fail their saving throws. If I cast Eagle's splendor on self and mount - or if she casts Eagle's splendor on herself when she levels up - then the save DC on her roar rises by another two points
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47747
47748
>>47746
It isn't though.
That's why I've never bothered to summon a Howler: it'd exhaust everyone but Tracy and Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47748
47749
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>>47747
Neither the dwelf nor the pony are outsiders
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47749
47750
>>47748
Tracy is in nightmare form. Thez counts as one because of her Perfect Self class feature.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47750
47751
>>47749
I think that was what was bannished though

>Tracy is in nightmare form
Creatures with alternate forms retain the type and subtype of the original form. Do you want to be specially vulnerable to banes and various anti-evil outsider spells? Because that's the only difference it makes
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47751
47752
>>47750
I assumed she counted as one because everything else was the same, but I don't really know or care. The subtype isn't really that relevant for me.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47752
>>47751
Either way, she could always just change back into a pony if there's issues.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47753
*goes to bed*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47754
47756
If I burn/blow-up a building or other lage populated area, and a bunch of NPCs die at once, do I still get XP for killing them indirectly?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47755
>>47733
>we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
Then we'll just have to re-kill them faster.

Is the party going to try to smack some info out of Kang Doot before the crawl?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47756
47757 47759
>>47754
You'll need to supply more hypothetical context. As you have worded it, no.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47757
47758
>>47756
It was mostly a joke to stir-up conversation.
But hypothetically, if you set fire to a building to kill an enemy inside, does that count as your kill?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47758
>>47757
Tbh, I don't really care was just shitposting to get a reaction...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47759
47760 47761 47763
>>47756
Now I have a question along those lines.
If Torc somehow set the dust on fire triggering the explosion, how much of the dungeon would that bypass?

Also, can Snek get a chameleon ring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47760
47764
>>47759
The dungeon is made of glassteel, so it's pretty much indestructible to any means except the ship's cannons (your meteor swarm didn't do shit to it, remember).
Remind me to pick-up the shards of material from where we entered, so Tracy can make some collector's-edition shanks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47761
47762 47764
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>>47759
>chameleon ring
If you manage to get one, he could wear it on his tail.
You could also just cast invisibility on him, if you wanted. Tracy could also make him a Hat of Disguise, to emulate the effect.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47762
47763
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>>47761
Snek with hat is /bestmeme/, btw.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47763
47764
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>>47762
Snek w/ hat thread when?
>>47759
Chameleon rings require 13 days of Disguise Self and Invisibility to fabricate.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47764
47766
>>47763
>when
Soon...
>>47761
>ring or hat
Yeah, I guess a hat would be good, looks pretty good on sneks for some reason.
But I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
>>47760
I know the fire won't do shit to the temple, but the same isn't quite true for everything inside.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47766
47767
>>47764
>I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
You and me both…
He'd need it, because he's YUGE, so he takes a -8 penalty on Hide checks.
I'm not sure if he retains his monster skill points after getting class levels, but a Giant Constrictor normally has 10 ranks in Hide.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47767
47768
>>47766
But he gets a +4 species bonus for hide checks, so I don't know if that means the -8 doesn't apply to him or what.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47768
47769
>>47767
He get's both: -8 size penalty and +4 racial bonus.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47769
47770 47771
>>47768
That's not good for a rogue
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47770
47771
>>47769
Well, he's only lvl 1.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47771
47772 47774
>>47769
>>47770
He's not even first level yet, he's level 0
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47772
47773 47775 47778
>>47771
But doesn't he have 13 levels in snek and probably a familiar HD bonus?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47773
47776
>>47772
Do your creature stats really stack with your character lvls?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47774
47776
>>47771
>level 0
What does that mean, btw?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47775
47779 47824
>>47772
Yes and no. He's an 11HD creature, but hasn't gained sufficient experience to advance to level 1 as a Rogue. As a familiar, he gets +9 to his Natural Armor, and has a de-facto intelligence of 14. As a familiar also, he has a default HP of 1/2 Torcuil.
BTW, Torcuil gets +2 on his bluff checks.
Level 0 means that the character has begun to learn the basics of the class, and gets minimal (very) abilities of the class.
Thez for example, declared level 0 Sorcerer. Because of her Charisma bonus she can cast 1 bonus 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th level spell per day, but she only knows one 0 level spell (Dancing Lights). So she can cast Dancing Lights a bunch of times.
In a comparable manner, Snek would have minimal initial skill points to apply (level one is (8+Int)x4, probably <1/2. Additionally he wouldn't yet be able to sneak attack, etc.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47776
47781
>>47773
When determining character level, yes, you stack racial hit die of a monster with its character levels

>>47774
I think that means snek is not yet a rogue
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47777
Definitely claiming a Silver or Gold dragon as a waifu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47778
47781
>>47772
Do characters with PC class levels even get the bonus HD?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47779
47781
>>47775
Is there any drawback to taking zero levels?
I might have Tracy late a 0 lvl in Sorcerer then, so she can get Mage Hand and lvl up as an Arcane Trickster.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47780
47783
Could Snek get a top hat with the Shadow enchantment?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47781
47782
>>47776
Trump is still with the party yes?
"Uhm,... can I ask you something?" Thez asks, attempting nonchalance, but failing cuz Trump's sense motive is absurd. She wants something.
>>47778
Both canon and ITT, I'm going with "no". I allowed it for Fae cuz otherwise she's cannon fodder, but Tracy is already more than uber.
>>47779
Taking a 0 level commits the character to advancing in that level upon next level advancement, which may have its own variety of consequences.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47782
47785
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>>47781
"Um... yes?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47783
47787
>>47780
It'd take time.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47784
47786
Now for the part you're all going to like (mostly).

When it comes to skill checks, there's an optional rule I've been employing liberally without saying anything.
Any time a character is making a skill check against a DC that is -20 or more of their rank, they can opt to take a 10 on their dice roll as long as they are not engaged in combat. The idea is that the task of so simple compared to their developed skill that they could do it with their eyes closed. Tying one's shoes would be a DC1 rope use check, where its so basic that the chance of failure is nil.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47785
47788 47791
>>47782
"Do you,... still have that robe with all the pockets? I was thinking,... if you weren't using it,... I mean if you are using it then forget I said anything. But if you're not,... I don't know,... maybe you'd consider trading for something?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47786
47791
GM, can you answer that question about the Hecatoncheires?
>>47784
What's the DC for tying someone else's shoes together?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47787
47790
>>47783
I just want to know if he'll allow it. I could always make the hat now, and enchant it later
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47788
>>47785
"Yes, I believe it's on Fae's bags. I placed most of Kiynen's horde in it, so hold on while I get it and remove those items"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47790
47792
>>47787
I think it's only armor that can have Shadow.
…But if not, I'll gladly load Tracy up with magick socks, panties, garters., etc.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47791
47792 47793
>>47786
Depends on the circumstances. Is one hiding under their table at a noisy tavern? Is it on a barren street while the person is busy heading somewhere or other?
>Hecatoncheires
Which part?
>>47789
>not dimensional
Yes they are
>>47785
>excited dwelf noises
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47792
47794 47797
*carefully hides items in room's dresser drawers, placing books about Football and Income Tax over top to deter Tracy from rummaging*

>>47790
>covering up a pony with panties
HARAM

>>47791
*Is now wondering what is going on*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47793
47797
>>47791
>Which part?
The part about the blood-forged weapons.
Is deity blood a special material for craft? Refer to:
>>47417 →
I was wondering if Tracy could use Kefka's body parts to make a special weapon later on, because that monster description implied that it had properties that made it deadly to some monsters.
I thought it'd make a great tempering fluid for an awesome mace or sword.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47794
47795
>>47792
>talks about sharing loot
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47795
47796
>>47794
Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it.

Uh...Tracy can buy horses with some of it I guess
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47796
47798
>>47795
I'm in no hurry.
Just don't get bent out of shape if I want to take other things.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47797
47798 47799
>>47793
First off, they're not immune. Heca,... those things regenerate against any weapon other than blood-forged or Good-aligned weapons. For two, those things are OP AF. I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official.
Having said, maybe but IDK. Its not something I expected to have to consider.
>>47792
Several things. Currently Thez is wearing a simple monk's fighting outfit (a Gi, for the martial artists in the periphery). As a monk, she takes penalties if she wears armor or is otherwise encumbered, but an article like a robe can be utilized without penalties. For two, Thez is a knob about some things, and is planning for carrying all the material components (that she doesn't need) that she'll need as a sorcerer.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47798
47800
>>47797
Um, okay. What's the rating on her amulet of the mighty fists, and/or does she have an extra lying around?

>>47796
>If I want to take other things
The only reason I thought to hide it was because of the possibility that all of it would fall in the "I take things I don't actually want just because klepto"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47799
47800
>>47797
Since it's the blood of a Chaotic Ebil demigod, I thought it'd make for a ebin murder-mace, maybe with specific powers, if I can find the time for her to work on it.
> I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official. something I expected to have to consider.
Ikr. Epin-level monsters are terrifying. Some are even rank-0 deities, like Phaethons, Atropals, or Infernals: all apocalypse-tier.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47800
47801
>>47798
The amulet is part of her belt and can't be removed, along with the amulet of non-detection. Its an heirloom item associated with mastery of her former/native Monk monastery. She doesn't have an extra, and its +5 (meaning, requiring at least a 15th level caster, and 50 days to fabricate).
>>47799
Just one of those - which aren't unique creatures - could easily walk through most of the Infernal lords. Soros would get his ass handed to him for example.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47801
47802
>>47800
It looks to me like the publications for epic-level monsters, classes and spells were mostly made for high-level campaigns that focused on insane missions, like theomachia or apocalypse-reversal, from what I've gathered. Even the existance of Abominations seems to be put in the game for "let's go kill a literal god" kind of campaigns.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47802
47803
>>47801
Well, the challenge ratings are based off "The level that a 4-player party would theoretically need to be to vanquish". Hecs are 57th? Absurd. Thez only got where she's at because she spent an excessive amount of time soloing and not sharing xp. I can't imagine ranking 4 players to that point, let alone past it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47803
47804 47805 47808 47814 47817
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Mf42aa702c4944b004dcabdf50750f880.jpg
hecatoncheires____cottus_by_mad1ba.jpg
hecatonchires.jpg
5618824-br73.jpg
>>47802
It has superior multi-weapon fighting, and it has a hundred arms. Nothing but an actual god of war, with 50 ranks in Fighter (maybe, if he's lucky) could best it in combat.
It's based off of those mythical ancient greek primordial giants who lived before the gods or even the titans: they could tear mountains in two with their strength.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47804
47806 47807
>>47803
It's based off of dark and elder things alright, but I don't think Greek mythology is the closest comparison
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47805
>>47803
The other ebin monsters are freaky too.
An Atropal is like every abortion every woman ever had, coming back for revenge on the living. Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends' faces as an afternoon snack. A Phaethon is like a walking nuclear explosion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47806
>>47804
>The Hecatoncheires were giant creatures in Greek mythology. Their name means "hundred - handed ones", and apart from a hundred hands of unfathomable strength, they also had fifty heads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47807
47810
>>47804
>(1)
Wait, who's speaking now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47808
47809 47811
>>47803
Right. Meaning, the party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it, unless it was used as a Deus Ex Machina-type, story that isn't so much vanquished as it is defeated, sealed, cast into other realms, etc. As a looming (pun intended) threat, sure but as a legit fight? I say again, absurd.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47809
47810 47814
>>47808
According to wiki sources, they're the oldest Abominations: born of proto-deities early in the multiverse's history. They're older than most gods, unlike most other Abominations, who are usually the offspring of gods.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47810
47811
>>47807
Nobully; it could be Lenos, it could be Anongriffonfilly, it could be Sad Alex, Taylor, or any number of possibilities.
>>47809
Again, I'm just seeing something absurd that no reasonable party could/would ever think of actually trying to kill, and if they are I question their creativity as players and that of the GM, as well as the authenticity and legitimacy of their campaign desu.
We were talking about God-granted quests earlier; this is a God quest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47811
47812 47814
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>>47808
>party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it
Yeah. It looks like a challenge for a team of Divine Minions, with Epic Prestige classes.
>>47810
>God quest
Do you mean God Quest as in instant-Geas, or God Quest as in "prove yourself!" ?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47812
47813
>>47811
I mean a quest for Gods
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47813
47814
1e4e90a082af80a396fe3a923b546531--dungeons-and-dragons-hilarious-stuff.jpg
>>47812
Ah.
Yeah, and not just rank 1-5 demigods like Kefka; actual gods.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47814
47816 47820
>>47803
>>47803
>>47809
>>47811
>>47813
For you:

Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city—the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about “imposture” and “static electricity”, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47815
47818 47821
I'll be back tonight, if anyone is still on. Later my dudes
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47816
91bea97f79c824224079a7758622662538e9c27b_hq.gif
>>47814


Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47817
47819
>>47803
Im gonna need a bigger strength bonus.

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47818
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>>47815

Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47819
47820
when-you-max-out-strength-on-cleric-class.jpg
>>47817
kek
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47820
47822 47823
>>47819
>>47814
I want to grapple a rank 5 deity.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47821
>>47815
See 'ya later.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47822
47830
>>47820
Gib Tracy the corpse when you're done.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47823
47831
>>47820
Infernius should've been Strength Domain, desu.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47824
>>47775
>14 int
Nice, smart Snek
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47825
47826 47827
>blogpost intensifies
Funny story! Apparently I was supposed to work this morning, but due to a miscommunication (rather, my lack of seeking confirmation) I got my first no-call, no-show of my whole LIFE today,.... Also I'm back for the duration (weekend).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47826
47828
>>47825
Fug... Sorry, m8..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47827
Spoilered
>>47825
I can imagine how much that sucks

I wish I had a job...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47828
47830
>>47826
Its actually not a big deal. I'm on light duty or injury, and I have an absolutely spotless record otherwise (in 3 years I've called in once) and my boss knows it, and lack of communication has never even been a consideration. In fact, while I've neglected it in recent months, I used to have a monthly e-mail correspondence with my boss just because I have serious social anxiety but am full of emergent ideas, many of which have helped to improve and shape aspects of the company's position and performance. For example, I introduced him to Simon Sinek, which has had a tangible impact (I wonder if corporate and foremen might have gone to one of his seminars?) on the overview of the company. I can get away with it scot-free in this case because I'm the fukkin' man at my job
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47829
*for
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47830
47832
>>47822
Ill give you what i cant eat.
>>47828
Red pill your boss.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47831
>>47823
Yea. I wish.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47832
47833 48633
>>47830
I'm working on it, but this is an ultra-rural community that doesn't take kindly to anyone who isn't a 3rd+ generation of the "hooplah" family.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47833
47834
>>47832
Rural MasterRace
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47834
47842
>>47833
Oh, don't even get me started, its part of my diabolical 1488 scheme. Major cities are largely lost. Its largely (only?) by fomenting the awareness and viability (economically, socially, etc.) of smaller communities that the white race has any chance at all desu. These are communities that its not too late to redpill on muslims (not exclusively) and who havve EVERY incentive to avoid and act against further decay of the US.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47835
47836
Will we be playing tonight?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47836
47837
>>47835
I'm here,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47837
>>47836
As am I.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47838
47839
Tracy feeds her birds again.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47839
47840 47865
>>47838
They're getting kinda big. They're about 12' sitting down, (cuz there's not much mass to the legs) and they're beginning to show coloration. One (I forget the name at the moment and I'll lose focus if I look it up, but its within the theme) is beginning to show an almost fluorescence, trending toward violet or blue.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47840
>>47839
"Who's a pretty ~birdie?"
*gently pets fluff*
They were named Sammy and Bunny.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47841
47843 47845
They show the dopiest enthusiasm before Tracy even enters the room. They can't smell or "specifically" detect that its Tracy, but there's a consistency to her presentation. Preceeding Tracy's arrival would be a series of incredibly minute details that would otherwise go unnoticed to a conscious biped (read: hooman) but which animals take to readily. This is why I contest the intelligence scale wrt animals, but I digress. I do admit that there is a significant possibility that atypical stats, behavior, intelligence, etc. that is observable IRL animals might not exclusive to "player" interaction. Simply, I've always observed highly intelligent dogs, cats, etc. Having said, I have always (almost) observed them amongst exceptional individuals.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47842
47849
1510033177503.jpg
>>47834
>tfw when no QT 3.14 aryan gf

Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47843
47844 47845 47849
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>>47841
So each of those birds which Tracy got for free are not only able to almost equal Fae in one on one combat, but they're magic beasts as well?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47844
47845 47846
>>47843
Dont even starr bro. Some of us Dont have any animal companions
And you got fae for free.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47845
47847 47849 47850
>>47841
Tracy dumps out out her bag of ground elephant meat a lightly-cooked egg yolks and watches happily as they eat, with a slight blush about her cheeks.
>>47843
>magical
No. Rocs are animals. You're thinking of Giant Eagles.
GM just thinks animals are smarter than the game-makers give them credit for, and is building character in their subtle responses.
>>47844
Go talk to your doggo.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47846
47848 47851
>>47844
A Paladin's mount is an essential feature of the class, and a Dragonne is a CR 7 with 19 strength, whereas a Roc is a CR 9 with 34 strength and is two size categories larger with corresponding increases in damage
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47847
47851 47863
>>47845
I probably cant. The juice are blocking hitler.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47848
>>47846
Whatever.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47849
47864
>>47843
Not hardly. They're dopey, clumsy, and awkward. They're a liability in combat. But they are cute, if not ginormous.
>>47842
Desu, my mate is not aryan. She is of royal, "pacific" ancestry though. Xp
>>47845
>doggo
This. If I wanted to be authentic, he'd have pissed and shit on everything cuz "is he even let outside?". Mental note, have Bones check on him 3x a day, just in case.
What Infernius now has is a tiny dog that 'almost' pees its self whenever he shows up, but doesn't know how to calm down.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47850
47852
>>47845
>Go talk to your Doggo
This. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro needs attention
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47851
47853 47857
>>47846
The standard mount for a paladin is a heavy warhorse: you got an upgrade. She even speaks common and as class levels.
>>47847
Try Commune With Nature.
Then see if he's worth Awakening.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47852
>>47850
Don't give animals names they can't remember. His name is Sparkle.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47853
47854 47855 47863
>>47851
I dont think you understand the kikes are blocking hitlers powers i dont even know how i can still use healing magic.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47854
47855 47856
>>47853
>kikes are blocking hitlers powers
Since when? You were able to break Thez's petrification.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47855
47859 47860
>>47853
>>47854
They're not blocking his power, they're blocking his communication.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47856
47863
>>47854
Gm said they were.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47857
47858
>>47851
True, but she's still only CR10ish after features, not a match for two CR 9s

>names they can't remember
Oh please. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro is easily remembered
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47858
>>47857
>not a match
It's not a contest.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47859
47861 47863
>>47855
Why wouldn't they block his powers too?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47860
47861
>>47855
When did this start?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47861
47864
>>47859
Because I had dubs for one. For two, because Hitler is too awesome and undeniable. His blessings cannot be blocked by kikes, even if his words might be suppressed.
>>47860
This started back when I was first called to speak for the Fuhrer and balked cuz mein deutsch ist schrect and cuz I don't feel I could accurately portray him as a god.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47863
47866 47868
>>47859
>>47856
>>47853
>>47847
Just go have hot shower sex with your waifu like your God commanded you two then feed your dog some tacos
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47864
47868
>>47861
Great.
>>47849
Id take a Celtic girl desu, when you say Pacific do you mean asian or islander?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47865
47868
>>47839
What does the other one look like?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47866
47869
>>47863
We both know what he meant m8.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47867
47890
Can we get some info out of Kang Doot now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47868
47870 47876
>>47863
>>47864
I'm not Hitler in this case, but some showers 'glitter'. Just a random interpretive thought.
>>47864
Islands ftw
>>47865
Slightly pink desu

eueZS
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No.47869
47872
>>47866
Stop with the cocky attitude to hermeneutics and go now!

\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47870
47871 47873
>>47868
Very tropical. Like the birds of Eden.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47871
>>47870
They are going to end up deep blue and red-pink when they get older.

It'll be beautiful
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47872
47873 47877
>>47869
Summoning atlas.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47873
47874 47890
>>47870
Not intentionally, but metaphysically so distantly related.
>>47872
Fug
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47874
47877
>>47873
I'm not opposed to tropical Rocs. It fits their theme.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47876
>>47868
1488 with her.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47877
47878 47880 47896
Atlas says good morning (3).png
>>47872
Unfortunately he's not on at all at the moment. He was on earlier today though

>>47874
Wrong. Just, wrong. Rocs are cold weather animals and anything else just ain't right
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47878
47879
>>47877
>Rocs are cold weather animals
Did you read the Legend Of Sinbad? They would've lived around the Indian Ocean.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47879
47881
>>47878
But they lived in high up mountains, which would be cold
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47880
47883
>>47877
I know you are trying to do damage control and all but could you stop being disengenous and say they truth?
I mean i already know that hitler wants infernuis baby dead.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47881
47883
>>47879
Then I guess it's just magick then.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47883
47885
>>47881
Nah, it's because the plumage if the younger animals is lighter than that of mature adults

>>47880
Oh hush. He only commanded her to take a shower? Has she even showered once thus far? Hell, I should probably take a shower

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47885
47886
>>47883
Really?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47886
47887 47888
>>47885
You could cast Augury to get the correct interpretation.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47887
47888
>>47886
You also have that Phylactery of faithfulness.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47888
47889 47894
>>47887
>>47886
Atlas would need to be online for that.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47889
47891
>>47888
Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47890
47896
>>47873
>>47867

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47891
47892
>>47889
Most likely. But ....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47892
47893
Hitler1a.jpg
>>47891
God's don't like having to say things twice...
It's scary when they're angry...
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47893
>>47892
Fear is good.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47894
>>47888
There's a reason Atlas delegated most duties to his Admins (who are always on)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47895
Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47896
47898
>>47877
>discord-fagging this hard
>>47890
No Kang Doot info. Attempting to read/meld with his mind result in momentary insanity for the person. Comprehension spells are ineffective.

oplLs
?
No.47897
47897 47899 47901
[4d20 = 37]
>>47897
Kill undead socialist
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47898
47902
>>47896
*Casts Speak with dead.*
oplLs
?
No.47899
47901
[4d20 = 67]
>>47897
Try again with less shitty rolls
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47900
Where are the characters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47901
>>47897
>>47899
Where is your character?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47902
47904
>>47898
>This spell does not affect a corpse that has been turned into an undead creature.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47903
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47904
47905
>>47902
Well fuck. I take the kangs clothes/wrappings.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47905
47907
rpg-murder-hobo-flow-chart-dm-talks-and-stuff-you-29373926.png
>>47904
Tracy has his arms already.
Taking his skull.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47907
47908
>>47905
(((Goybook Memes)))
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47908
47910
>>47907
I found it on (((Google))).
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47910
47911
>>47908
So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47911
>>47910
Interdasting.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47912
47921 47932
I never asked what Int bonus Tracy's headband gave her.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47913
47914 47917
Who's here tonight?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47914
1514352418539.png
>>47913
I'm here
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47915
1237661.png.cf.png

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47916
*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47917
47918 47919 47920
>>47913
Give me about thirty minutes.

GM, could I decrease crafting time with memes?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47918
47920 47921 47923
>>47917
No, but you could decrease XP cost of spells.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47919
awesome.jpg
>>47917
Please this.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47920
47922 47923
Fluttershy_and_Rainbow_Dash_concerned_S5E3.png
>>47918
>>47917
>The players are more interested in arts and craft than murder-hoboing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47921
>>47918
Oh..
Could you refer to >>47912 ?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47922
47924 47941
niggers.jpg
>>47920
>murder-hoboing
It's more murder-farming, desu. We haven't really moved around that much.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47923
47924
>>47918
Fine
>>47920
I still wanna know what effect triggering the dust would do
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47924
47925
>>47922
Why do you like item making more than fighting?

>>47923
He already told us. It would kill us, and destroy any loot
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47925
47927 47928
>>47924
If we weren't in there you idiot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47927
47929
>>47925
It wouldn't be good
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47928
tumblr_m5exyfiUfL1ql55zvo1_500.jpg
>>47925
Kek
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47929
47930
>>47927
Thanks for the great description m8
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47930
47931
>>47929
There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47931
47932
>Skills: For each skill in which either the master or the familiar has ranks, use either the normal skill ranks for an animal of that type or the master’s skill ranks, whichever are better. In either case, the familiar uses its own ability modifiers. Regardless of a familiar’s total skill modifiers, some skills may remain beyond the familiar’s ability to use.
So, what does this mean?
>>47930
Ah, that clears it up.
Where is everyone?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47932
47933 47934 47946
>>47912
I realized I haven't been applying Tracy's Int modifier to any of her Search checks.
>>47931
Tracy is on her way to the entrance of the temple.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47933
47946
>>47932
*goes with pony*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47934
>>47932
I guess Torc heads there too
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47935
47936
Is Infernius here?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47936
47937 47938 47946
patrick_love_communism_by_melanoptera-d4azgyr.png.cf.png
>>47935

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47937
>>47936
Looks like the party is here then.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47938
47939 47946
>>47936
Saved
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47939
47942
0242dde6ee3f94590e7c592b5b7b1f9e.jpg
>>47938
Torc, did you ever consider using Illuminati cards for memes?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47941
>>47922
Bad pony!
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47942
47943 47944
>>47939
Considering I have neve heard of them before now? No
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47943
47944 47947
thefroggod.jpg
>>47942
Classic /pol/ meme.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47944
47945 47948
>>47942
>>47943
They predict the future.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47945
>>47944
>Dubs
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47946
>>47932
>>47933
>>47936
>>47938
One moment, sorry
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47947
>>47943
I'll take 50
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47948
47949 47950
img_2425.png
illu+card+enough+is+enough+%282%29.jpg
022-card-scandal-w-couple-in-bed Monica-Lewinski Bill-Clinton.jpg
122.jpg
>>47944
That they did.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47949
47950
db7dc205d4a397634603e6a9048f0f3a.jpg
>>47948

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47950
47953
>>47948
>>47949
What company made theese? Where they chosen or bad goys?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.47951
47952 47954 47955 47956
Fug, I'm passing out at the keyboard.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47952
>>47951
You okay? We can break for tonight if you want
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47953
>>47950
Idk. Look it up.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47954
47958
>>47951
Take it easy, m8.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47955
>>47951
Night gm
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47956
1502749__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_princess luna_alicorn_aware of dog_badumsquish is trying to murder us_badumsquish strikes a.png
>>47951
Love you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47957
47964
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Found an idea for an Ebil Goddess.
oplLs
?
No.47958
47959
image.png
[1d20+27 = 31]
>>47954
Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets

Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47959
47960
>>47958
She's looking for shards of glassteel to make custom shanks.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.47960
47961 47962
image.png
>>47959
*continues staring down pony, because what else can he do while GM isn't here*
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.47961
47962 47967
image.jpeg
>>47960
"I KNOW YOUR SECRETS PONY!", Trumpaladin loudly Shitposts
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47962
47963
>>47961
>>47960
"Infernuis want your opinion on suits."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47963
47966
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>47962
"Looking to join us refined professionals are you? What do you want to know about suits?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47964
47965
1504411520401.jpg
>>47957
Trumpaladin may need to summon a nice goddess to counter her
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47965
>>47964
Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47966
47968 47969
>>47963
"Why people wear them? And do we have suit maker in town?"
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47967
47970
>>47961
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47968
47969
>>47966
"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47969
47971 47974
>>47966
"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.

If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"

>>47968
"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47970
47972
>>47967
*pets pony*
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47971
47973
>>47969
*Leg-humping intensifies*
"I must say it feels rather nice."
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.47972
47973
>>47970
[Happy pony noises]
*Purrs in pony*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47973
47975
>>47972
>>47971
"I've noticed you're rather fond of my slacks..."
*mild disgust*
*shakes leg lightly*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47974
47976
>>47969
"Me want nice hugo boss suit."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47975
47976
1502759208689.png
>>47973
"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47976
47977 47979
Hugo Boss.jpg
>>47974
"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"

>>47975
*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*

"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47977
47978
>>47976
"Isn't that what cutie marks are for?"
*Wiggles rump*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47978
47981
>>47977
"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"

*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47979
47980
>>47976
"Well me want to look nice for thez"
*blushes*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47980
47982
>>47979
"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47981
>>47978
Or so it's changed in his mind
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47982
47984
>>47980
"Brad,thez is planning wedding,me want to invite you and tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47983
47984
[sad pony noises]
"... I want us to have our wedding soon ~too..."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47984
47985 47989
>>47982
*blushing slightly*

"D'aww, thanks. What are you planning?"

>>47983
"Aww"

*picks up pony, and cradles her in his arms*

"You'll get a wedding too, little pony"

*pets*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47985
47986
>>47984
"Thez say something about a ball."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47986
47995
>>47985
*holds pony close to self*

"A ball you say? Now that could work"

*makes note to self to try to do something grander*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47987
47988 47995
Torc somehow finds his way to the rest of the party, with Mr. Snek following close behind.
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47988
47990
>>47987
"Why though? We've got a dungeon to crawl"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.47989
47990 47991 47995
>>47984
"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."

*Faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47990
47991
>>47988
"I need a new cannon for my ship. That way if anything too big comes out, we shoot it."
>>47989
Night faggot
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47991
47992
>>47989
*contemplates how it would look if waifu is visibly pregnant in wedding photos*

"That is a good point"

>>47990
"You have 13 functioning ones though, besides our collective power and all. Can't it wait?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47992
47994 47997
>>47991
"They must be intwined or something, cause if I turn the lever while one's broken they all suffer the same fate. And who knows what that would do to the ship."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47994
47996
>>47992
"You can't just remove the one from the sequence and bypass it, allowing the other 13 to function?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47995
47996 47997
>>47986
"It will be yuge."
>>47987
"You want me to go?"
>>47989
Night.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47996
47998
>>47994
Torc shakes his head
"Not as far as I'm aware, gnomish shit is hard. I don't understand why it's such a big deal. I have... acquaitances that should be able to get the plans to a smith. I'll I'd have to do is bring a sketch of the cannon and drop it off."
>>47995
"If you'd like."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.47997
47998
_YOU_THINK_WAR_END_SOON._GO_AHEAD_TAKE_DAY_OFF.__-_NARA_-_516234.jpg
>>47995
>>47992
"I mean, it's not like we killed four lichs two days ago and all four will respawn within a few days if they haven't already. It's not like Dimensional anchor has a limited period of time it's active, and it's not like we've got a hell of a lot more rooms to clear before we get to the center of the nest. By all means, take your time. Do your shopping now. The enemy will be grateful"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.47998
47999 48000
>>47997
"You have point."
>>47996
"Can we wait untill after invasion? Or is it urgent?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.47999
>>47998
"I guess it could wait, but we won't be able to do any further damage to the temple. No new access points if needed."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48000
48003
>>47998
"Infernius, when this city was attacked, it was attacked by a wide number of varieties of undead with four lichs visibly leading. It was organized by someone larger, more powerful, with many underlings. Thus far in the Pyramid we have encountered Allips, varg-thingies, wraiths, and what seemed to be an independently acting mummy lord. We haven't yet encountered even the beginning of who organized this attack. But don't think for a moment their leaders are not in there.

How long do you think it will be before they realize we've penetrated their citadel - they probably already have. Do you think that maybe they are just waiting until sunset - and sun light is toxic to many undead - to lead a forary into town to terroize and kill? Do you think they may come up with the idea to set a trap for us in the pyramid? How long do you think it will be before one of them realizes that all they have to do is get a high level spell caster to cast "dispell magic" to break the dimensional anchor and teleport away from us. Unless of course, they want to be in the harbor. Time is of the essence"

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48001
48002
1506457379639-4.jpg
"We know who is behind attack,the kikes."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48002
48004
>>48001
"We know that they are organized. And an organized enemy, is a dangerous enemy. Very dangerous"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48003
48005
if-you-let-your-enemies-have-sex-with-your-wife-2623518.png
>>48000
"They clever so they probably know we are here. They most likely set traps already."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48004
>>48002
"Me know."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48005
48006 48009
>>48003
"We must go in and kill them, before they have the chance to kill us and all of the aryan race. We must release mankind from this curse, and soon. Be strong. Be clever. And above all, act quickly. Because they will be"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48006
48007
>>48005
"Is this the part where I ask not what my country can do for me, but what can I do for my country?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48007
48008
>>48006
"That's the spirit!

Perchance do you want to wear a cloak of resistance? It can help protect you from curses and effects many of these undead have."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48008
48010 48011
>>48007
"Considering I don't really feel like dieing again? Sure, thanks Trump."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48009
48011
>>48005
"Protection of the entire white race is my priority. Not just tge aryans."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48010
48011 48012 48020
>>48008
"Me wish torc was still here."
eueZS
?
No.48011
48012 48014
>>48008
"here you go"

*hands a cloak of resistance to Torcuil, since there are like two that haven't been used*

>>48009
"That's the spirit!"

>>48010
"You can almost hear him at times..."
\r
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48012
>>48010
"I'm quite literally standing right next to you"
>>48011
"STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48013
48014 48015
"Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
From glen to glen and down the mountain side..."

*starts crying*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48014
48015 48017
>>48011
>>48013
"Me just wish me could see him one more time."
*hugs brad*
*cries*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48015
48016
>>48013
>>48014
"I fucking swear, I'm rig-
Nevermind, lets try this."
Torc grabs Snek, turning him into a staff and smacks Infernius with it.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48016
48017 48018
>>48015
*scratches area that got smacked*
"Me hate mosquitos."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48017
48018
>>48014
*hugs back*
"I do too...

I'm gonna miss the little wanker"

>>48016
"I do too... Tell me if you need me to cure a disease. I'd hate to lose another..."
*starts sobbing again*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48018
48019 48020 48021
>>48017
>>48016
"I sometimes really hate you both"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48019
48023
>>48018
*hugs imagined representation of his lost comrade*

"I hate you too buddy" *sniff* "I hate you too"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48020
48022 48023
>>48018
Alright. Because Snek would be neither rigid nor would his body weight be localized during a "Snek strike", I'm thinking that it would be ineffective as a melee attack, but would allow Snek to grapple as a free action upon contact.
>>48010
"Did something happen to him?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48021
48023
>>48018
"If only torc would have used higher quality memes mayve he would still be with us."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48022
48024
>>48020
"He dead remember thez?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48023
48027
>>48019
"You guys are fucking impossible."
>>48020
I'll accept that
"They think I'm dead"
>>48021
"YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO DIDN'T NOTICE ME DYING ON THE FLOOR"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48024
48025 48026
>>48022
"Yeah, and then he was back like 2 minutes later. I mean, did he die again?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48025
48028
>>48024
"Yes. He also died when a mummy cursed him..."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48026
48028
>>48024
"He never come back thez, he dead."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48027
>>48023
"That gust of wind just now, it sounded loke a bitch."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48028
48029 48030 48032
>>48025
"I know, I watched it happen. It was tragically comical. But then he was back alive again."
>>48026
"Is this some kind of joke?"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48029
>>48028
"To them it is, and I don't appriciate my death being called 'tragically comical'"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48030
48031 48036
>>48028
*leans in to thez*
*whispers*
"Go with it."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48031
48033
>>48030
"I heard that you bitch"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48032
48033 48035
>>48028
"I didn't know he'd failed his saving throw...

I don't think it's comical. Him getting mauled to death by a special mount was comical, but losing him in battle..."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48033
48034
>>48032
>>48031
"Did you hear that brad? The wind had a voice on it."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48034
>>48033
"Like dust in the wind"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48035
48040
>>48032
I can always shoot the two fuckers if they keep ignoring me.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48036
48037 48039
Thez looks at Trump and Infernius, and then at Torcuil. "I've no idea what they're on about. It was funny though. One minute you were sitting there inspecting part of the room, the next minute you were on the floor disintegrating into sand. I mean, if we didn't have an entertron I'd be devastated! But as is,...."
>>48030
"Sorry, my Bluff skill is shit."
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48037
48038 48040 48041
>>48036
>grumbling
I need sleep, so this is where I part for the night aw fuck it's morning.
See you faggots later
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48038
>>48037
Later fag.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48039
48042
>>48036
"Thez me get suit for wedding"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48040
>>48035
*growls in draconic*

>>48037
Love you, and see you later
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48041
48081
>>48037
Later. Sorry I bailed earlier
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48042
48043
>>48039
"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48043
48044
>>48042
"Me want to look me best for you on big day."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48044
48045
>>48043
"Then why a suit? Why not rhinoplasty?"

"I'm kidding!"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48045
48046
>>48044
"Heh good one."
*rubs muzzle*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48046
48047
>>48045
"So what kind of suit? A duck suit? A swim suit?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48047
48048
>>48046
"A nice German made suit."
"Hugo BOSS"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48048
48049
>>48047
"So a suit, or a uniform? I understand Hugo Boss designed the nazi uniforms,...."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48049
48050
>>48048
"Both. Um thez how do you feel about me still being Nazi?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48050
48051 48052
>>48049
She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48051
48053 48075
>>48050
"Um thez will you teach me to read?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48052
48053
>>48050
"Rockwell is best."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48053
48054
>>48051
>>48052
She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48054
>>48053
"Thez me glad me met you."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48055
48056
She continues to hold him, murmuring softly before saying, "Naturally."

"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48056
48057
>>48055
"Me tired."
*picks up thez*
"You want lay down with me?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48057
48058
>>48056
Her eyebrow twitches. "Do we have to lay down tho?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48058
48059
>>48057
"We dont have to just lay down."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48059
48060
>>48058
"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better with scales, or without?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48060
48061
>>48059
"Me like you gray. It hot."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48061
48062
>>48060
"I was more asking about texture than pallor."
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48062
48063
>>48061
"Scales did feel nice."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48063
48064
>>48062
"Good to know," she says smiling and booping him.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48064
48065
>>48063
*boop of opportunity*
"Thez how would you feel if me turned into earth pony?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48065
48066
>>48064
She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48066
48067
>>48065
"Meh it just idea me have floating around for awhile."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48067
48068 48076
>>48066
"You're not gonna try for Paladin Mount too are you?" she teases.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48068
48076
>>48067
"Me might."
*winks*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48069
48070
*faggot goes to sleep*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48070
>>48069
'Night
And they did fug.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48075
48081 48235
>>48051
Infernius is the cutest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48076
48077 48080
>>48068
>>48067
Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_Paladin
Not as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48077
>>48076
You have to have mounted combat, and a few other skill ranks though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48080
>>48076
You get the horse at lvl 2.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48081
>>48041
M8 it's fine.
>>48075
Agreed
lqkPv
?
No.48082
48100
[1d20+24 = 38]
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48083
48084 48235
image.png
image.png
>Infernius as my Paladin's mount
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48084
48085 48086
>>48083
He's going to be Thez's familiar.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48085
48086 48102
>>48084
>tfw this party is just one big orgy of cohort haxx
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48086
>>48084
Reeeee! I want him!

>>48085
We have other firms of haxx as well
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48088
48089
image.jpeg
>>48078
I saw that!
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48089
48090
>>48088
I deleted it because I realized it wasn't as good as it seemed at first.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48090
48091
Lich_King.jpg
>>48089
Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48091
48092
>>48090
Lame
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48092
48093 48094
>>48091
Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48093
>>48092
On that note, you have to be able to cast protection from ebil too.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48094
48095
image.png
>>48092
Just don't go out of your way to be lol ebil
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48095
Spoilered
>>48094
This is ebil game
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48096
48102
Will we be ready to crawl today?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48097
48098
ac59055223b77f726fc642e901aaacb7--spartan-workout-movies-for-free.jpg

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48098
48100 48107
>>48097
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48100
48101
>>48098
Understood.
Also: >>48082 >>47912
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48101
48104
>>48100
Frankly I don't recall a headband. Could you remind me?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48102
48126
>>48085
Embrace the hax
>>48096
I should be around for the rest of the day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48104
>>48101
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48105
48106
Also, how much glass did she collect? The hole in the temple is big enough for Tracy to walk through at full size, so there had to be a lot of shards.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48106
48108
>>48105
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48107
48109
>>48098
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48108
48114 48118
8507010176_ab607c74ed_b.jpg
>>48106
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48109
48110
>>48107
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48110
48111
>>48109
Oh so I could still fire volleys, okay.
How does it reload?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48111
48113
>>48110
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48113
>>48111
And that means we're almost out of shells...
I take it gnomes have the power to make more?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48114
48115 48116
StalhrimWH.png
GlassWarhammer_SK.png
>>48108
Glass hammer could be useful too though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48115
>>48114
*meticulously gathers pebbles into one giant sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48116
48117 48119
Also, the reason that the airship cannons are the only thing that can damage the glassteel is because A: the walls are thick AF, and B. because they fire at a much higher velocity than standard cannons or the employed magics. Glassteel is remarkably temperature-resilient, quickly diffusing any extreme irregularities.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48117
48118
>>48116
>you gotta use armor peircing
What about armor peircing, that explode? HEIAP
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48118
48120
0.jpg
>>48117
Talk to the Gnomes
>>48108
It might work as a Maquahuitl
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48119
48121 48122
D_7898a9_6240775.jpg
>>48116
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48120
>>48118
You mean like those Mayan sword-clubs?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48121
48122 48124
>>48119
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48122
48123
>>48119
I desire a glassteel claymore. I will discover da wey to make one, one day.
>>48121
Awww...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48123
>>48122
You need ebola to Kno de wey
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48124
48125
>>48121
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48125
48128
>>48124
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48126
48129
>>48102
Good to hear.

Is anyone else here atm?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48127
image.png
I've been here, if anyone's wondering
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48128
48130
>>48125
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48129
>>48126
I am totally not here
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48130
48131
>>48128
Didn't you go through a period where you were repairing the city and whatnot?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48131
48132 48133
>>48130
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48132
48134 48135 49133
>>48131
So the town is still destroyed?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48133
>>48131
Yeah, you would never do that
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48134
>>48132
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48135
>>48132
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48136
Alright.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48137
48138
How thick are the walls of the temple?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48138
48139
>>48137
E X T R A T H I C C
probably
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48139
48140
>>48138
I hope.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48140
48141
>>48139
What are you thinking? e_e
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48141
48142 48145
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>48140
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48142
48143
>>48141
I'm gonna guess, a lot of them.
Anyone want another hole for entry?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48143
48144
>>48142
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48144
>>48143
Yeah I was kinda thinking that too
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48145
48146
>>48141
Plenty. More than can be carried effectively by one person (or pony).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48146
D_3c6d8f_6289159.jpg
>>48145
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48147
Oh hush, the hole isn't really that big. Tracy's faggottry is just taking the "16 feet" mention to seriously
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48149
48150
Y U delet?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48150
48153
>>48149
Why you exaggerate even things like carrying capacity?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48153
48154
>>48150
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48154
48156
>>48153
She ain't a cauchenar at at will
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48155
1447187__safe_artist-colon-stellarway_daybreaker_a royal problem_spoiler-colon-s07e10_alicorn_female_flying_frown_glowing eyes_gritted teeth_mare_pony_.png
>not appreciating smug Daybreaker pics
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48156
48157 48159
>>48154
Let GM decide when she is and isn't.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48157
48158
>>48156
It was already decided. Months ago. You just refuse to acknowledge it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48158
>>48157
Then why are you deleting it so incessantly?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48159
48160
>>48156
Because you go beyond established limits incessantly
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48160
48161 48163
>>48159
It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48161
48164 48165
>>48160
She's never been able to transform into a 31 strength Cauchemar on her own
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48162
sigh.png

Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48163
48165 48168
>>48160
>Not your place to enforce rules
It's not your place to constantly willfully break them
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48164
48166 48168
>>48161
Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48165
48168 48170
>>48163
>>48161
Even if she were only as strong as a heavy warhorse, she could still drag 4,500 pounds.
And why do you care so much about what she can carry?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48166
48167
>>48164
She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48167
48172
>>48166
>limits previously established
What limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48168
48172
>>48163
Actually, that's kind of Tracy's gimmick by now
>>48164
Technically, it is in a comparable manner
>>48165
Wut? No.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48169
Wait, no, that's correct.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48170
48171 48176
>>48165
Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48171
48173 48176
>>48170
It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48172
48174 48176
>>48168
It's Tracy's faggot's gimic

>>48167
When there's no rules to it it ceases to be a game at all. There's no challenge or strategy or thought to it, just making up new superpowers every hour
oplLs
?
No.48173
48174
>>48171
Then you don't need cauchemar strength now do you?
\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48174
48175
>>48172
You don't decide the rules, so stop acting like you're in charge.
This isn't D&D.
>>48173
>caliche
Wut?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48175
48178
>>48174
You're not in charge either faggot
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48176
48179 48182 48183
>>48170
Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171
Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172
What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48177
48178
The penalties for a heavy load are pretty extensive though
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48178
48180
>>48175
I'm not the one who's censoring other players' comments and acting like he's enforcing the rules of the game.
>>48177
She can heal exhaustion in the Entertron, can't she? She's just staying productive while Infernius prays or whatever.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48179
48181
>>48176
I thought Suigoto was Ademantium?
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48180
48182
>>48178
Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship

Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48181
>>48179
An adamantium alloy, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48182
>>48176
I would've liked to make a Shatterspike, if I could figure out how to shape this material.

>>48180
I thought of that, but I figured it'd take longer.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48183
48184
come on now.jpg
>>48176
>Warhorse form
Wait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48184
48185
>>48183
How many forms does she have? As I recall:
Pony form
Flaming Warhorse form
Cauchemar form

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48185
48186 48187
>>48184
I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form
>Warhorse form
>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)
>Cauchemar form (complete stats)
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48186
48187 48189
>>48185
That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48187
48188
>>48185
Shit, it may have been 9 ranks, let me find my sheet..
>>48186
I've been treating her ability like unnatural lycanthropy thus far.
>she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her
When did that happen?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48188
48190 48192
>>48187
The uhm,... lewd display in the stadium with Trump and Fae,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48189
48191
>>48186
>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48190
48191 48194
>>48188
Wait, that had consequences? Reeeeeeee!

Well shoot, now I've got to find new essence...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48191
48193
>>48189
Yes and she can direct it, but it doesn't conceal her normally.
>>48190
Haven't you noticed that lewd has the most consequences ITT?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48192
48196
>>48188
What do those ranks in Control Shape account for then?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48193
48196
>>48191
>it doesn't conceal her normally
What's the difference in concealment?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48194
>>48190
I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48195
48197 48198
2265enightmare.jpg
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>Look up D&D Nightmares
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48196
48197 48206
>>48192
Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193
Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48197
48198
>>48195
Nightmares are really well-built monsters. They're bred for strength and vigor.
>>48196
... So she can't use it to pull a Korak and shoot bolts/shurikens from concealment anymore?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48198
48199 49190
>>48195
Nightmare is for rough sexual
>>48197
She could if she blew at the target first. You don't have to have concealment from everyone to do a sneak attack, just the victim.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48199
48200
*finishes carrying glass*
>>48198
Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48200
48201
>>48199
Actually, that darkness kunai thing was brilliant
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48201
48202 48203 48210
>>48200
She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48202
48205
>>48201
Is lighting a smokebomb a swift action or a standard action?

eueZS
?
No.48203
>>48201
>Claiming more Sus when you've just been given one that stacks with and makes infinitely more effective a class ability
\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48204
I g2g for a while
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48205
48210
>>48202
How is one lighting it?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48206
48207 48211
>>48196
How is this anything other than letting every single attack in all combat be a sneak attack with a free action?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48207
48208 48213
>>48206
Its only usable once/round. Best case scenario. she gets an additional sneak attack.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48208
48209
>>48207
That's an additional at least one sneak attack every single round though.

The boots of the wolf only let you flank once per encounter, and the cape presumably only lets you execute the manuever when you first draw the pistols, so about once per encounter. But this is 9d6 extra damage every single round of any encounter. 30+ additional damage every single round. For free. With no strategy, just using haxx to exploit a class feature to the etreme.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48209
48212
>>48208
Smite evil only gives 17 damage per attack, less than half sneak attack damage. And that's limited to 4 uses a day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48210
>>48205
... shit, I didn't think of that..
How does Ponimaru light his?
>>48201
On second thought, that'd look dumb and be retarded...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48211
48213
>>48206
With a ring of Invisibility, you could Sneak Attack as many times as you wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48212
1516311183233-0.jpg
>>48209
It's great for killing fiends and undead though.
Can't Sneak Attack the undead at all...
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48213
48214
>>48207
I could ask for an additional 9d6 damage on the first attack in every single round of combat... But what would be the point? You look at an enemy and *poof* they're dead. No strategy, no clever moves. No real chance of dying, being defeated and losing. No sense of accomplishment up winning. No comparing your results to people in other campaigns. Just attack an enemy, and they're dead. Why fight enemies at all?

>>48211
Invisibility spell ends when you attack an enemy
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48214
48215
9c822fda313f2a6c62e8f1c75abdc40c.jpg
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
sneak-attack-eagle-bird-strike-demotivational-posters-1399958767.jpg
1779339_0.jpg
>>48213
>Why fight enemies at all?
To steal their loot, of course.
Thieves ftw
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48215
48216 48218 48219
>>48214
And that's another thing. What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal? You lose all of the Christmas Morning excitement
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48216
>>48215
Because, you know what you're getting with crafting.
The excitement is getting something you didn't even think about, but can use all the same
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48217
48221 48225
What happens to a party memeber's dead body when they reappear in the enteron?
E.G: Trump bleeds out and revives. Does his body *poof* into smoke just leaving gear, or does it stay there?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48218
>>48215
The good shit doesn't get made quickly. Thez has been waiting since she became hooman (ish) again to unveil her Amulet of Natural Armor. Fuggin' DAYS
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48219
48220
97acd6829e34fbf36439735450927ed8--dragon-quotes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>48215
>What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal?
The thrill of stealing things, and stabbing enemies.
Also, craft takes weeks, while stabbing is a standard action. Rogues don't have magick either.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48220
48222
>>48219
There's no thrill of stabbing or stealing if there's no challenge to it and no need for strategy
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48221
48223
>>48217
It either gets eaten by monsters, or liquidated by the rest of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48222
48224
>>48220
Quantity.
If there's no challenge, keep doing it until you've got moar shekels than you can count. Then spend the shekels on cool stuff that makes it more efficient to kill more people and steal more stuff. Acquire wealth and power.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48223
>>48221
Oh no, if the bodies stay I have an idea.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48224
48225 48226 48227
>>48222
That entirely eliminates an entire pillar of the game by making combat meaningless except as money farming. Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest if that is your goal?

You're killing the fun by cheating everything
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48225
48230
>>48217
That's tricky, and its not as simple as you might think. I'd answer more fully, but no spoilers. ^_^
>>48224
Don't get robbed again myah,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48226
48228
>>48224
I like stabbing things.
The more efficiently I stab, the more I can stab.
>You're killing the fun
You don't have to stab if it's not any fun for you.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48227
48228
>>48224
>Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest
Nobody to lend to, and I'd rather spend it on better swag.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48228
48229
>>48226
Then why do you need haxx like free-action every-round smoke screen

>>48227
What swag? All swag is combat based, but the cheats you use for combat just makes it meaningless
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48229
48231
>>48228
I'm sure there will come a point where we can spend money.
The whole Port is still almost broke btw. We still need to get back the shekels that were stolen.
>>48228
>every-round smoke screen
More efficient stabbing.
k5+kC
?
No.48230
48232 48233 48239
[1d20+15 = 16]
>>48225
but I had a great idea

In the meantime, Torc decides to step back into hole in the temple while Mr. Snek sneks snek-ily.
Rolling for an archtecture check for hidden shit
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48231
48234
>>48229
Yeah, but why destroy the entire combat pillar of the game when we can have both loot and fun combat?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48232
>>48230
>1
Welp, tonight is off to such a great fucking start
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48233
48238
>>48230
>15
How'd you get 15 in a Knowledge skill as a sorceror? I've been trying to rank-up in Planes knowledge, but i can still only get 8 ranks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48234
48237 48238
>>48231
>destroy the entire combat pillar of the game
Rogues don't play fair.
You met Korak, right? He'd sneak attack with both of his gunz.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48235
48236 48239 48244
1514593065089.gif
>>48083
>pic related
>>48075
Awwwww

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48236
>>48235
Yay! Infernius is here.
Now we can finally get to the crawl.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48237
48240
>>48234
You're confusing the player with the character. Players should play fair. And that cloak was only effective once per encounter unless he could duplicate the move
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48238
48240
>>48233
I have 12 ranks, extra 3 with int
>>48234
Now Torc snek attacks with the guns.
r9GHC
?
No.48239
48241 48243 48245
[2d12 = 4]
>>48235
Its true tho
>>48230
And Torcuil gashes his leg open on broken glass while entering the temple.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48240
>>48237
The cloak gives increasing concealment since the start of the encounter.
>>48238
Can we advance knowledge ranks even if we don't have the skill?
I want to advance planes knowledge to become a Agent Retriever.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48241
48242 48254
>>48239
Man, thats a real fucked up knowledge check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48242
>>48241
You failed to know where you were stepping.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48243
48246
1516401664125-1.png
>>48239

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48244
48247 48248
>>48235
Have him come to the door so we can start crawling.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48245
48250
>>48239
You can't use it to hide the guns every single round though, just when you initially draw them
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48246
48249
>>48243
Edge Pone Best Pone
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48247
>>48244
*infernuis crawls to the pyramid*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48248
48251
>>48244
He's gonna walk in on Torc hopping around on one leg shouting assorted curses about Kefka's mother
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48249
>>48246
Thats Infernuis pone form except hes a stallion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48250
48251 48252
>>48245
That's not how the robe works.
Thieves (rogues and Bards) can also use Sleight of Hand checks to conceal their weapons.
With a dagger and a good check, you can Sneak Attack a character right in front of you.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48251
48264
>>48248
"You haven't an arm, ya haven't a leg, Haroo! Haroo!

>>48250
Not every single round of every encounter
Umbas
?
No.48252
48253 48256
[1d20 = 9]
>>48250
Sneak attack boop on tracy
eueZS
?
No.48253
48255 48256
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>48252
Reeee! Don't boop my pony!

Sneak attack boop on Thez
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48254
48261
>>48241
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?

And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.

Umbas
?
No.48255
48257
[1d20 = 11]
>>48253
Reeeeeeee
Boops brad sentry
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48256
>>48252
>>48253
>all these shitty rolls
It's gonna be a long night
eueZS
?
No.48257
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>48255
Oh Yeah! Boop You!
r9GHC
?
No.48258
48259 48261
[16d20 = 148]
Thez gets mad.
T> Flurry of Boops

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48259
48262
>>48258
Does... she fumble after the first 1 or does she get in the second critical boop?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48260
48263
It appears that everyone has been machine-gun booped, including a critical boop, before Thez rolled a fail.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48261
48266
Fuzzy spooder ring bonuses, what are they again?
>>48254
"Fucking son o' a whore."
Torc then notices Infernius crawling in
"Could you help me"
>>48258
"MY NOSE"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48262
>>48259
No, the fail eliminates any further attacks.

Everyone was booped tho.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48263
48265
>>48260
Does she have that multiple opponent attack feat? Who received critical boopage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48264
48270
Sneak_attack.jpg
>>48251
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48265
48268 48270
>>48263
I vote snek or Infernius gets the critical
Umbas
?
No.48266
48267 48268 48270
1515780940278.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>48261
Boops meme magician
*casts heal moderate wounds*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48267
48270
>>48266
>9
We aren't gonna get shit done at this rate
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48268
48277 48281
>>48266
>minor
Dude, its 4 dmg
>>48265
Technically, Trump should get it cuz she booped him first (cuz he booped her first) but she likes Infernius better, and would have given him the critical boop. Its not a bad thing.
lqkPv
?
No.48269
48281
[1d20+26 = 36]
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.

Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
eueZS
?
No.48270
[1d20 = 6]
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though

>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?

>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?

>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
eueZS
?
No.48271
48273 48275
[1d20+16 = 27]
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil

Fae: Spot and Listen Check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48273
48276
>>48271
Staph. Let Tracy go first. She has the stealth and trap sense.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48274
48277 48278 48279
001.png
>>48272
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48275
>>48271
>detect evil
The whole place, but nothing immediate from his current position.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48276
>>48273
I ain't going ahead. This is from the entrance
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48277
48279 48280
>>48268
>4 dmg
That's fucking 7% of Torc's health
Does Snek gtt any snek skill points or no? I'm finishing up my char sheets so I'm trying to figure out all my item bonus and shite
>>48274
I vote we go right
lqkPv
?
No.48278
[1d20+24 = 38]
>>48272
Why was this deleted?
>>48274
The right path.
Rolling to move Silently.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48279
48282
>>48277
>>48274
I vote Right, and door number 2
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48280
48286
>>48277
He can have 20 points to start with. At 1st he'll get the "1st level" remainder. No maxxing.
Umbas
?
No.48281
48284 48285 48287
[1d20 = 6]
>>48268
*pinches thez's ass*
>>48269
*casts protection from undead or whatever*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48282
48283 48284
>>48279
So if going down the hallway, the door on the left?
eueZS
?
No.48283
[1d16 = 13]
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door

Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy

Spot and listen check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48284
48285
>>48281
Good, cast it on everyone.
So long as we don't attack, undead can't see, hear, or smell us, but they can still sense circumstantial shit, so no horsing around.
>>48282
Is the door closed?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48285
48288 48291
>>48281
Hand slap-slap-slap "Stahp!"
>>48284
The only door that's opened is the Mummy door.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48286
>>48280
That works, thanks again GM

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48287
48289
>>48281
>Scaly fetish stuff
"yuck"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48288
48302
>>48285
"You love it"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48289
48290
>>48287
"Scales feel good"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48290
48297
>>48289
"But sexually arousing?"
lqkPv
?
No.48291
48292 48293
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
lqkPv
?
No.48292
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48293
48294
>>48291
Wanna do a detect evil on the closed door first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48294
48295
>>48293
That'd take 3 rounds to get anything useful.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48295
48296
>>48294
Do we not have 18 seconds to spare?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48296
48298
>>48295
I'm sure it's evil.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48297
48298 48299
>>48290
"Thez arousing all the time,it dont matter what form she take."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48298
48300 48302 48303 48305
>>48296
Yeah, but we can tell the number of enemies, direction, and relative strength of enemies at least near the door before opening it

>>48297
"But... Scales? Lizards aren't sexy"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48299
48301
>>48297
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
lqkPv
?
No.48300
48302
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48301
>>48299
*casts disrupting weapon*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48302
>>48288
>blush
>>48298
Subjective, but scales = rough sex
>>48300
Shuffling noises, but nothing particularly onerous.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48303
48304
>>48298
"Then why you want to fuck dragon?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48304
48306
>>48303
"That can transform. So not while it's a dragon"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48305
48307 48309
>>48298
"Don't listen to him Mr. Snek, someday you'll find a Mrs. Snek who finds you sexy"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48306
>>48304
"Me bet."
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48307
48313
>>48305
>tongue - thp thp thp intensifies
lqkPv
?
No.48308
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
eueZS
?
No.48309
48311 48312
[1d20+16 = 23]
[1d20+26 = 45]
>>48305
Trumpaladin: Detect evil

Fae: Spot and Listen
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48310
48313
*readies sword*
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48311
>>48309
Fuck it. Pull out sword, and activate force shield ring
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48312
48314 48315
>>48309
Stay a few squares back though, and wait until the coast is clear.

Tracy has her cane drawn
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48313
48320
Char Sheets Torc&Snek.pdf
>>48307
Do these char sheets look better? I know I don't have item descriptions I'll get those later.
>>48310
Snek readies gun.
Torc activates his shield this time, and prepares his staff of power
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48314
>>48312
Oh Tracy's in front, that's for sure
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48315
48316 48318
>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
eueZS
?
No.48316
48317
[1d20+16 = 21]
>>48315
You mean like Mice or like something else?

Fae: Listen check
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48317
48322 48323
>>48316
More like rats desu
lqkPv
?
No.48318
48319
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48319
>>48318
>1
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48320
48321 48324 48330
>>48313
Mr.snek wears a top hat?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48321
48322 48324 48328 48330
>>48320
Tracy made him a hat of Disguise.
eueZS
?
No.48322
48325
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48317
Fae move over and peers into the room over Tracy's shoulder

>>48321
When??? You've kept your character insanely busy
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48323
1515718711813.png
>>48317
*genocide intensifies*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48324
>>48321
>>48320
Thats adorable desu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48325
48326 48327 48328
>>48322
reeeeeeeeee
Move the lion back. She has no stealth.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48326
>>48325
Also, it's hard to listen when you have a lion on your shoulder.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48327
>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48328
48329 48330 48331 48332
>>48321
Tracy started making him a hat of disguise
>>48325
Too late (as usual, none of this is planned, I'm just going off of character actions).
>SQUEAK?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48329
48351
>>48328
Did she Spot anything?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48330
48334 48345
>>48320
Yes
>>48321
Nah, I'm gonna enchant it with shadow unless those can stack.
>>48328
Y u no tell me staff of power gave me +2 to all saving throws?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48331
48334 48335 48345
>>48328
Cast daylight into room
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48332
48333 48335 48345
>>48328
*charges in to the room*
"IM AN ANTI-SEMITE LOOK AT ME,GET READY TO "BURN"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48333
>>48332
Don't use fire effects at all
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48334
48335 48339
>>48330
Make Tracy Kneesocks of Shadow, if you can.
>>48331
reeeeeeee
Muh stealth!
k5+kC
?
No.48335
48336 48345
[1d20+9 = 29]
>>48331
>>48332
You motHER FUCKERS
>>48334
I'll try.
Snek wriggles up to the door and spot checks for Torc
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48336
48338
>>48335
Ayyy lmao
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48337
48339
>all these animals breathing down her neck
[angry rogue-pony noises]
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48338
48340
1515530738657.jpg
>>48336

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48339
>>48334
Shadows don't have stealth in daylight either

>>48337
Fae: *breathes in Draconic*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48340
>>48338
My only regret is not combining that with a listen check.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48341
48342 48344
Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48342
48343
>>48341
Infernuis charged in already
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48343
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48344
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48345
48350 48352
>>48330
A shambling mound of squeaking
>>48330
Xp
>>48331
The whole room is suddenly lit up with simulated daylight, causing the mound to squeak unceasingly and in multitude.
>>48332
And,... Infernius is covered in undead rats
>>48335
Snek spots Infernius being an idiot, and being swarmed by undead rats.
lqkPv
?
No.48346
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
eueZS
?
No.48347
[1d20+26 = 44]
Trumpaladin casts detect evil and Fae does a basic spot check
lqkPv
?
No.48348
48359
[1d20+28 = 34]

eueZS
?
No.48350
48354
[1d20 = 8]
>>48345
Turn Undead on the Rats! I don't know what I should roll for but...Rolling
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48351
>>48329
The "shambling mound" comment was supposed to be to this post
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48352
48355
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Umbas
?
No.48353
48355
[3d20 = 32]
I set them on fire.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48354
48356 48357 48359
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48355
>>48352
>>48353
Too late, Trump went and compelled them with the power of ChristFootball
lqkPv
?
No.48356
48358
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
eueZS
?
No.48357
48364
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit

Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll

Trumpaladin detects evil
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48358
48360
>>48356
Search for Traps first
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48359
48361 48362
>>48348
I found an item for your consideration. Horseshoes of a Zephyr
>>48354
Well thats fucking boring
lqkPv
?
No.48360
48363 48364
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.

Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48361
48366
>>48359
Tracy already has those.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48362
48366
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48363
>>48360
I keep applying the wrong modifier...
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48364
48365 48366
>>48360
No, the miniscule squeaks do not seem to have alerted any other areas to the party's activity.
>>48357
NO srsly, its several piles of long-spoiled goods and not much else. Realize, its been fore-fuggin'-ever since this vessel was carrying living cargo.
eueZS
?
No.48365
48368
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen

Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48366
>>48361
>>48362
You do?
Oh, I feel stupid.
>>48364
"Shall we move on?"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48367
48369
Infernuus continues ahead looking for kangz and kikes.
lqkPv
?
No.48368
48370
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.

Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48369
48372
>>48367
Cast Hide From Undead again.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48370
>>48368
>Three squares ahead of everyone
Except for Infernius, who is one ahead of her
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48371
48373 48374 48376 48380
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48372
>>48369
*does*
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48373
48375 48377 48381 48387
>>48371
I open the door
lqkPv
?
No.48374
[1d20+24 = 42]
>>48371
Tracy approaches it slowly.
Search/Trap-sense
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48375
>>48373
Dammit!
k5+kC
?
No.48376
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48377
48379
>>48373
WHY DO YOU NOT LET THE ROGUE DO HER THING FIRST
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48378
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]

Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48379
48382 48387