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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46429
cfgfghy.png

X4Dhk
?
No.46431
934.png
[1d100 = 42]
>>46427

HAaXq
?
No.46432
46433
Rollin'
HAaXq
?
No.46433
[1d100 = 61]
>>46432

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46434
Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46435
46438
Goddamnit Infernius

Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
WbVf3
?
No.46437
46445
[1d100 = 16]
>>46427

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46438
46439 46441 46443
>>46435
>10 int
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46439
46440 46441 46443
>>46438
This.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46440
46444
>>46439
>lack of common sense
This is more of a wisdom thing though
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46441
46442
185b696839edce1def0a28c1d9f7aea7--nightmare-moon-mlp-comics.jpg
>>46439
>>46438
I hate you
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46442
46447
>>46441
I love you.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46443
1478041843441.png
>>46438
>>46439
>mfw low mental stats, so can make bad decisions and still be in-character
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46444
46446
>>46440
Nah. Its int related.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46445
>>46437
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46446
>>46444
You sure?
I thought INT was things like textbook knowledge and WIS was common sense
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46447
Sweetie_\\-Not_jaw-dropping_amazing!\\-_S4E19.png
>>46442
>Trying to thaw my icy heart with a warm island song
reeeeee

hlgVK
?
No.46448
[1d100 = 49]
Rolling for Fae
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46450
46454
>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46451
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed

Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46452
>>46449
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46453
46455 46456 46457 46459
Gust of Wind,
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46454
>>46450
I call the ring, scroll, and a goat. So can have what ever else you want
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46455
46458
>>46453
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
i+WMZ
?
No.46456
46466
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46457
>>46453
Does he block the door?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46458
>>46455
Correct
X4Dhk
?
No.46459
46460 46461 46462
[1d20+20 = 31]
[1d20+23 = 42]
>>46453
Top kek

Sicking Fae on the mouse

Spot, listen, and grapple
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46460
46463 46464
>>46459
okay, no sic. Just observe
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46461
46464 46467
>>46459
>inb4 she smacks face first into the invisible Infernius.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46462
46463 46467
>>46459
For all we know, Infernius is that mouse
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46463
46466
>>46460
He can't be seen, and isn't moving or breathing.

>>46462
Fug! It'd totally look like that!
Dammit!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46464
46468
>>46460
Uhm,...
>>46461
I like this one better.

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46465
46469
Also, I really want this rod now.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46466
46468
>>46463
Thats why I did >>46456
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46467
>>46462
I was going to have her grapple, bite, and swallow whole figuring even a celestial mouse or demon mouse couldn't beat her, but then I figured "yeah, that'd look bad"

>>46461
That could definitely also happen
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46468
46470 46474
>>46466
Were you able to detect invisibility?
>>46464
Gib Fae's reaction.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46469
46471
>>46465
You want everything
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46470
46478
>>46468
With a 35 I'd hope so, but GM hasn't said
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46471
46472
>>46469
I want Invisibility, m8.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46472
46473
>>46471
No shit you do
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46473
46475
>>46472
Yeah, it'd be great. Also, Mouse is /bestsummon/.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46474
46482
>>46468
https://youtu.be/YyEG5S8Pjos
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46475
>>46473
Torc's snek staff makes an offended hiss
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46476
46477
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
X4Dhk
?
No.46477
[1d20+23 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 33]
>>46476
Interesting
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46478
46479 46480
>>46470
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46479
>>46478
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged

Tracy has called it forward
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46480
46481
>>46478
"Okay, don't fucking quote me here, but I think infernius is invisible and stoned"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46481
>>46480
"Weed is bad for you"
HAaXq
?
No.46482
46483 46487
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
[1d20+27 = 28]
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46483
>>46482
Nope, okay...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46484
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
X4Dhk
?
No.46485
46486 46487 46493
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy

Swallow
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46486
>>46485
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
HAaXq
?
No.46487
46488 46490
[1d100 = 48]
>>46482
I assume that's a fumble.
Tracy lets out a growl of frustration as she goes looking for her hand.
Rolling 1d100 to see if she hits her head on the statue.
>>46485
She K.O. though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46488
>>46487
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46489
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46490
46491 46493
>>46487
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46491
46492
>>46490
It's in her gauntlet, can she use it while on the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46492
>>46491
she still would've dropped it, but it wouldn't be hard to get back.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46493
46494 46496
>>46490
I'm still claiming the 20 in >>46485

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46494
46495
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"

>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46495
46497
>>46494
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46496
46497 46498
>>46493
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46497
46499 46501
>>46495
Whatever. she got the mouse.
>>46496
Are we in the temple or the tower, I'm confused now.

"The dumb bull fucking turned himself to stone somehow, and he's fatter too" Tracy grumbles, peering through the hand
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46498
46501
>>46496
"Just... You know money can be exchanged for goods and services, right?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46499
46500 46504
>>46497
*pets purring kitty*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46500
46506
>>46499
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46501
46502 46506
>>46497
As far as I can imagine, they're just outside the pyramid, in the airship, cuz thats where they would have taken the shit to and where it would be transported from. Also cuz it makes sense.
>>46498
"These were goods, but now they're "betters"!" ^_^
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46502
46503 46508
>>46501
"Um thez what going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46503
46505
>>46502
You can't talk. You're petrified.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46504
>>46499
>break enchantment
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46505
>>46503
Oops
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46506
46507
>>46501
"Uh huh"

>>46500
"Bippitty Boppitty boop"

Trumpaladin casts whatever spell Tracy's faggot thinks could help this situation, even though he hasn't a clue how to unfuck this
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46507
46509
>>46506
Break enchantment should free him of transmutations.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46508
46511 46513 46529
>>46502
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46509
46515
1513040531559.png
>>46507
Bippitty Boopity boop Break Enchantment is cast at what Tracy is pointing at
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46510
46512
I g2g for an hour.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46511
>>46508
"Now I know you're just doing it to piss me off"

*glares*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46512
>>46510
I need to move
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46513
>>46508
"You do good job, me think they look pretty."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46515
46516 46518
>>46509
Requires a caster level check against the caster level of the rod.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46516
46517
>>46515
Im not petrified right?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46517
>>46516
I'm not sure about that desu
X4Dhk
?
No.46518
[1d20 = 16]
>>46515
Rolling. I don't know trumpaladin's caster level
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46519
46520 46523
>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46520
46522
>>46519
10
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46521
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46522
46524
>>46520
Then Infernius is free?

*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."

I actually g2g nao
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46523
46524
>>46519
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.

Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46524
46525 46526 46535
>>46522
"Thanks tracy."
>>46523
"Thank you ny friend."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46525
46527
>>46524
"I,... didn't know you were still here tbh."

Insert statue comparison dialogue
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46526
>>46524
"And you are very welcome"
*pats and hugs Minotaur*

*stares at pony*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46527
46528
>>46525
"Oh."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46528
>>46527
"Careful with that rod, its got lots of buttons on it, who knows what could happen!" ^_~
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46529
46530
>>46508
I wanna goat
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46530
46531 46533 46558
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46531
46532
>>46530
I want the long horns

Fuck I gtg again
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46532
46549
Cheryl-Brown-Long-Horned-Goat.jpg
>>46531

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46533
46534
>>46530
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46534
>>46533
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46535
46536
>>46524
"... Say.. can I try-out that rod?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46536
>>46535
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"

Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46538
46539
>>46537
Tracy's faggot likes pushing buttons.
OO0m/
?
No.46539
46541
[1d100 = 62]
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are

Rolling because I'm equally curious
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46540
46542
Did he push separate buttons on it, or did he push a single button several time?
I want to try it out.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46541
46542
>>46539
What did you roll for?
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46542
46543 46544
>>46541
>>46540
It's a rod of wonder. You use it in a standard action and it has a list of possible effects. You don't determine these effects before hand, you roll a d100 to determine what happens
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46543
46545
>>46542
So, you're saying you just used the rod?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46544
46546
>>46542
Why does it have multiple buttons then?
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46545
>>46543
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass

*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46546
46547
>>46544
Because how else are you going to describe a rod of wonder?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46547
46548
>>46546
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46548
46550
>>46547
Tell me what you think the rod is
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46549
>>46532
I guess that goat is really....

Horny
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46550
46551
>>46548
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46551
46552
>>46550
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46552
46553
>>46551
>too OP
Why? There are plenty of cooler rods.
And why should I stop looking for cool items?
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46553
46556
>>46552
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46555
>>46554
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46556
>>46553
There are other rods with multiple affects, fyi.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46557
46560
Can Torc roll to decipher that scroll now?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46558
46559
>>46530
My family wants me to go on a trip tomorrow morning, so I can't play until this evening.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46559
>>46558
*tomorrow evening
Otr maybe later in the afternoon
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46560
46561 46562
>>46557
Its a scoll of Confusion
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46561
46562 46563
>>46560
What happened when Trumpaladin put on the ring?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46562
46573
>>46561
Hey, I wanted the ring...
>>46560
Well thats no fun
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46563
46564 46573
>>46561
Nothing discernable
HAaXq
?
No.46564
46565
[1d20+16 = 27]
>>46563
Rolling to Appraise its value.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46565
46566
>>46564
Not when its being worn
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46566
46568
>>46565
Aww..

Does that mean I can't tell how much something is worth until I've already stolen it?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46567
46569 46571
Also, can I use Search to frisk NPCs for what they're carrying?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46568
>>46566
Not with any accuracy no
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46569
46570
>>46567
Cuz y?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46570
46572
>>46569
So I can tell if they have anything worth stealing.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46571
>>46567
Sorry, I meant Spot.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46572
>>46570
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46573
46574 46579
>>46562
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.

>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46574
46575
>>46573
Give Tracy the ring so she can appraise its market value.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46575
46576
>>46574
Why though?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46576
46577 46578 46579
>>46575
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46577
>>46576
>cuz I wanna steal it
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46578
46580 46588
>>46576
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.

"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"

*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46579
46584
>>46576
>what it might do
>not letting your sorceror check the magic shit to see what it does
>>46573
I still want it....
>gunpowder
It wasn't gunpowder tho
HAaXq
?
No.46580
46581 46582
[1d20+16 = 18]
>>46578
Rolling once again to appraise
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46581
>>46580
Well fuck!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46582
46583 46588
>>46580
It looks to be worth about 1200gp
i+WMZ
?
No.46583
46585 46586 46587
[1d20+2 = 22]
>>46582
Torc tries an appraise
What stat bonus do I apply to these checks?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46584
46587 46588
>>46579
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46585
46587
>>46583
A Natural 20 works just fine
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46586
46587
>>46583
Its a ring of Elemental Resistance +10, Trump nailed it
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46587
46590
>>46583
HOLY FEKKING SHIET M8S
>>46584
No I don't remember that
>>46586
Yeah, I'll fucking trade.
>>46585
Future refernece, what stat would I apply?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46588
46590
>>46582
>>46578
*gives ring back*
"You're other ring looks cooler."
>>46584
Tracy will have a ring slot open if she's able to use one of those Mummy hands like she used Kefka's, but that could take a bit.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46589
Wait a minute, if King Doot is still undead, doesn't that mean the curse on his body is still active? Maybe his hands are still dangerous.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46590
46591 46592
>>46588
*pets pony*

>>46587
I'm not sure what stats would be applied. I think you would apply your number of ranks in the Appraise skill, and either your wisdom or your intelligence modifier
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46591
46592
>>46590
[happy pony noises]
>>46590
You use your Int modifier to appraise.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46592
46593
>>46590
Apraise is a feat, I figured wis or int just wasn't sure enough to call it
>>46591
Ah, so 20+2+3.
Fucking [i]nice
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46593
46594
>>46592
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.

What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46594
46595 46596 46597
>>46593
Reeee its a feat, not a skill
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46595
46598
>>46594
It's a skill.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46596
46598
>>46594
Sorry, but you're wrong about that
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46597
46598
>>46594
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Appraise_Skill
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46598
>>46595
>>46596
>>46597
Wait, my bad. Torc's bonus is from diligence, not appraise. Sorry
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46599
46600
Can Tracy press another button on the wand?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46600
46601
>>46599
*puts ring back on*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46601
46602 46603
>>46600
Which ring? The fire resistance or the Bees?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46602
46604
>>46601
NO NOT THE BEES
>Nick Cage noises
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46603
>>46601
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46604
>>46602
Kek
HAaXq
?
No.46605
46606 46607 46608 46609
[1d20+16 = 18]
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.

Appraise to determine its value.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46606
46609 46612
>>46605
the first one is the Appraise.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46607
46609
>>46605
Why do you keep rolling 2s?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46608
46610
>>46605
>fucking +16 on appraise
Is that rogue?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46609
46611 46612
>>46606
>>46605
This is mostly just to check if it's really what Trumpaladin said.
>>46607
It should be enough if it was what you said.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46610
46611
>>46608
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46611
>>46609
Fuck appraising
Press a button and rollin a d100 if oou really wanna know
>>46610
Understandable
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46612
46614
>>46606
Nice try.
>>46609
Cuz Infernius turning invisible, giant, and a statue (which was undone in that order so he was witnessed in all three states) wasn't enough of a clue?
How about the mouse?
Fuck You
Mod
X4Dhk
?
No.46613
46615 46617 46888
Mods are finally getting around to killing flags. Tell me now if you want to keep custom flags on the VX board so I can try to argue for a board exception
HAaXq
?
No.46614
46616
[1d100 = 30]
>>46612
I just wanted to see.
*points at open air*
Rolling to press random button.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46615
Can Torc press a button?
>>46613
F

I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46616
>>46614
Ah fug
[1d15+5 = 12]

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46617
46618 46619
Also, I am of the mind that immediately after pushing a button, if possessing the means to do so they can mark the button in some way. The rod that Lenos has bears a small cute kitty face finely scratched next to the appropriate button.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46618
>>46617
Well fuck you too
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46619
>>46617
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46620
46621 46622
"The TRUE power of a Rod of Wonder is when you have all the buttons pressed and marked, but you "keep pushing unmarked buttons". Technically, there are unlimited functions on them, and marking each button forces the GM to come up with new properties," Thez says, eyeballing it. "This one doesn't seem to have any marks."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46621
46622 46624
>>46620
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc

More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
HAaXq
?
No.46622
46623
[1d100 = 48]
>>46620
>mfw know this is a bad idea but I can't resist pressing buttons
*urge to press buttons intensifies*
>>46621
>it takes away the fun of randomness
No it doesn't. Watch this.
*presses button like a 9 Wis Psychopath*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46623
>>46622
>sigh
[1d14+5 = 7]

"Give me that"
Torc grabs the rod and presses a button [1d100 = 12]

hlgVK
?
No.46624
46627 46628
[4d6 = 19]
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46625
46665
Trumpaladin rides Fae the fuck out of the room
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46626
Stuff like that happens all the time. Heck, anyone carrying the thing just added a new category to their natural 1 dice rolls.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46627
>>46624
>d6
why
i+WMZ
?
No.46628
46629
[19d100 = 1021]
>>46624
Oh no
Here you go
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46629
46631 46632 46633
>>46628
TY, I was rolling to determine number of buttons.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46630
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_Wonder
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46631
>>46629
This is gonna get out of hand real quick, isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46632
>>46629
.... Who was it pointed at?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46633
46637
>>46629
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46635
46640
>>46634
Better start recoloring.

I guess she looks like one of those Avatar women now
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46636
46637 46639 46640
Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46637
46638
>>46633
>>46636
Rolling d2 to detirmine 1 user or 2 target
[1d2 = 1]

And rolling d3 to determine color for shits and giggles
[1d3 = 2]

1 purple
2 green
3 blue
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46638
46641
>>46637
Thez is now green
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46639
>>46636
So now you're making an effort to avoid turning into Princess Fiona
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46640
>>46635
>Better start recoloring.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Angry content-producer noises!
>>46636
Yeah.. sure it was..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46641
46642 46643
>>46638
I haven't gone down the list, but I know she's the one turned into a statue this time
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46642
46643 46645
>>46641
Your character is green now
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46643
46645
>>46642
>>46641
And invisible
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46644
46646
Thez Now.jpg
She still looks okay though
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46645
46651
>>46642
A green statue, 'cuz the color-change took place after the flesh to stone
>>46643
The invisible again too? I figured I'd go over it after a bit.
Ogre Fiona is hotter than human
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46646
>>46644
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46647
46648
.... I want the random-rod..
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46648
46649 46652
>>46647
Really now?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46649
46650
>>46648
I know, I'm shocked by this revelation.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46650
46653
>>46649
Fuck, I wasn't expecting this
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46651
gop-2016-trump.jpg
>>46645
Do I need to cast a spell on her or something?

I can tan her

Orange Master-race
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46652
46653 46654
20131013-225633.jpg
>>46648
I fucking love pushing buttons, man; even imaginary ones.
I'm pretty autistic that way...
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46653
>>46650
It necessitates a complete overhaul of current strategy, by sheer inconceivability. Who could have guessed.
>>46652
More secrets, completely unknown before this point
X4Dhk
?
No.46654
46655
>>46652
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it

You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure

summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46655
46656 46657 46659 46660
>>46654
Do we know which button summons creatures though?
*presses button*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46656
46658
>>46655
[1d100 = 4]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46657
>>46655
The dice does
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46658
46661
>>46656
You are now slow
hlgVK
?
No.46659
46661 46665
[1d100 = 72]
>>46655
Everyone roll a 1d100; lowest roll just got slowed.
HAaXq
?
No.46660
46662
[1d100 = 78]
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46661
46663
>>46659
Oh fuck
[1d100 = 27]

>>46658
Not yet
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46662
46664
>>46660
>summons dire rat
How again?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46663
>>46661
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46664
>>46662
Blackguard spell.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46665
46667
>>46659
But >>46625

HAaXq
?
No.46666
46873
R14kkDj.png
Pls fix autism
\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46667
46668 46669
>>46665
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.

Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
HAaXq
?
No.46668
46670
[1d100 = 69]
*presses yet another button*
>>46667
carves snail
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46669
46672
>>46667
Reeee stop with the haxx!

There's more than enough as is
HAaXq
?
No.46670
46671 46672
[1d100 = 28]
>>46668
Yep... I just hit the landmine...
HAaXq
?
No.46671
[1d100 = 39]
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!

Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46672
46673
>>46670
You're too small to hold the rod.
>>46669
Oh, it just bit him in the ass.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46673
46674 46676
>>46672
What her size category?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46674
>>46673
She was formerly on the borderline between medium and small

Now she's like tiny
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46675
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.

I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46676
46678 46680
>>46673
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
HAaXq
?
No.46677
46679 46681
[1d100 = 61]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46678
>>46676
You are now five inches at the shoulder
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46679
>>46677
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46680
>>46676
Stahp w/ the buttons!
She's literally toy sized!
HAaXq
?
No.46681
46683 46685
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46682
Hide*
X4Dhk
?
No.46683
46686
[1d20+20 = 29]
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>46681
Spot Check Listen Check from Fae
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46684
46685 46687
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46685
46692
>>46681
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>46684
Wut?
HAaXq
?
No.46686
46688 46689
[1d100 = 52]
>>46683
Lol!
Runs off Pressing yet another button she hasn't marked
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46687
46692
>>46684
Yes
HAaXq
?
No.46688
46690 46691
[1d100 = 83]
>>46686
Everyone roll to see who got bigger
X4Dhk
?
No.46689
[1d20+23 = 32]
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>46686
Sounds and grass movement
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46690
>>46688
NO
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46691
>>46688
>not tracy
Aww...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46692
46695
>>46685
>>>/mlpol/106893 →
>>46687
I can slightly live with this

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46693
46695 46696
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46695
46701
>>46692
Torcuil's Faggot has now been bestowed Faggotry over Anon Griffon Filly.
>>46693
Thez is lots of things. She took every "against an opponent" effect that was pressed.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46696
46697 46699
>>46693
The room is also full of elephant grass.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46697
46699
>>46696
Huh, that fits with the motif of Tracy running off,....
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46698
46699
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
X4Dhk
?
No.46699
46702
[1d20+20 = 34]
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>46697
>>46696
Spot and Listen Check!

>>46698
So long as the buttons aren't marked

NOLey
?
No.46700
46702 46703
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46701
46703
>>46695
>I now have 3 characters
Is it the real Anon Filly, or just the griffon in disguise?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46702
46704
>>46699
No one ever gets a chance to mark the "shrink" button.
>>46700
Can you wait for just a minute?
X4Dhk
?
No.46703
46705 46708
[2d100 = 81]
>>46700
Rolling for the two summoned animals

>>46701
Griffon? We did have the real anon filly show up, but I think there are many anon fillies
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46704
46706 46709
>>46702
Well now I have.
X4Dhk
?
No.46705
46707
[3d20 = 29]
>>46703
>Two elephants
I can live with that

POUNCE!
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46706
>>46704
>tfw button-marking pioneer
[Unwise faggot noises]
X4Dhk
?
No.46707
[4d6+7 = 14]
[3d6+7 = 14]
>>46705

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46708
>>46703
Plz be serious
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46709
46713
>>46704
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
NOLey
?
No.46710
[1d100 = 26]
*presses button*
X4Dhk
?
No.46711
46712
[1d20+16 = 24]
[1d20+16 = 25]
Elephant on Fae: gore attack and slam
X4Dhk
?
No.46712
46714
[3d20 = 25]
>>46711
I really need to Armor Fae. Neither attack landed. Fae: full attack
NOLey
?
No.46713
[22d100 = 1221]
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
X4Dhk
?
No.46714
46716
[3d6+7 = 19]
>>46712

Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46715
46719
[insane laughter]
X4Dhk
?
No.46716
[3d6+7 = 15]
>>46714

NOLey
?
No.46717
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46718
e\\_/e
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46719
46721 46723
>>46715
Stahp
GM, can I get stats for anon filly?
X4Dhk
?
No.46720
46724
[1d20+16 = 29]
[1d20+16 = 19]
Attack on Fae
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46721
46727
>>46719
Undetermined so far.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46722
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
NOLey
?
No.46723
[4d100 = 183]
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
X4Dhk
?
No.46724
46725
[2d6+10 = 21]
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch

>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
X4Dhk
?
No.46725
46726
[3d20 = 30]
>>46724
Fae responds with full attack
X4Dhk
?
No.46726
46729
[4d6+7 = 23]
[3d6+7 = 16]
>>46725

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46727
46729 46732
>>46721
Can I at least confirm if it is the griffon?
NOLey
?
No.46728
[4d100 = 115]
[maniac cackling]
X4Dhk
?
No.46729
46730 46739
[2d20 = 19]
>>46726
Elephant is almost kill

>>46727
You are the filly
X4Dhk
?
No.46730
46731
[3d20 = 33]
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage

Kill elephant
X4Dhk
?
No.46731
46733
[4d6+7 = 20]
[3d6+7 = 19]
>>46730

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46732
46739
>>46727
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46733
46735
>>46731
Where is Trump in all this?
NOLey
?
No.46734
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle

*Press, press, press, press!*
X4Dhk
?
No.46735
46737
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING

Rolling for intiative
hlgVK
?
No.46736
46741
[1d20+2 = 13]
Thez
X4Dhk
?
No.46737
46738 46740
[1d20 = 17]
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack

Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
NOLey
?
No.46738
[4d100 = 156]
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46739
46742
>>46732
Does anyone see any reason to keep the griffon?
>>46729
Well I am, I don't think Torc is though
X4Dhk
?
No.46740
[2d8+15 = 28]
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
X4Dhk
?
No.46741
46743
[4d20 = 58]
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed

Trump: full round attack
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46742
46744 46746 46750
>>46739
Because that faggot may come back?

Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
X4Dhk
?
No.46743
[4d10+30 = 49]
>>46741
Damage
X4Dhk
?
No.46744
46745
[2d20 = 37]
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy

rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
X4Dhk
?
No.46745
46747
[1d20 = 6]
>>46744
Jesus Christ. Rolling to confirm threat
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46746
46751 46752
>>46742
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
X4Dhk
?
No.46747
46748
[2d8+15 = 25]
[2d6+10 = 15]
>>46745
THANK GOD. Not a crit. Rolling for damage on Trump
X4Dhk
?
No.46748
46749
[4d20 = 34]
>>46747
Sigh, Full round against elephant
X4Dhk
?
No.46749
[4d10+30 = 53]
>>46748
FUCKING KEENED SWORD OF SHARPNESS!!!
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46750
46753
>>46742
>rundown
I'm leaving, see you guys later
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46751
46756
>>46746
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
hlgVK
?
No.46752
46754
[1d20 = 5]
>>46746
<whooooof>
SQUISH
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46753
>>46750
L8 m8
HAaXq
?
No.46754
46755
[1d20+4 = 9]
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46755
>>46754
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
X4Dhk
?
No.46756
46757 46758
114.jpg
[4d20 = 54]
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic

Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38

MOUNTS LION DRAGON

BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
X4Dhk
?
No.46757
46759
[7d20 = 101]
[2d6+10 = 16]
>>46756
Fae is slammed. But Trumpaladin and Fae strike back!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46758
46759 46760
pX9XYtq.gif
>>46756
I'm having so much fun right now.
X4Dhk
?
No.46759
46761
[4d10+30 = 52]
[7d6+14 = 41]
>>46757
All attacks landed and Fae took 16 damage

>>46758
I am too actually
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46760
46762 46763 46764
>>46758
Ur squished!
X4Dhk
?
No.46761
46763
[4d20 = 21]
>>46759
The elephant is damned near kill, but they strike back
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46762
46764 46765
54c.jpg
>>46760
Awwwww...
X4Dhk
?
No.46763
46766
[7d20 = 75]
>>46760
Pls no squish Trump and Fae for gladiatorial combat

>>46761
Weak ass rolls from them. Trumpaladin targets the next elephant while Fae targets the near death one
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46764
46767 46769
>>46760
>>46762
Is she dead?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46765
46768
>>46762
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
X4Dhk
?
No.46766
46769
[4d10+30 = 48]
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46767
>>46764
Tho I will say, check your ID
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46768
46770 46777
1061700__grimdark_artist-colon-the claud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_2edgy4me_blood_disturbing_edgy_eye twitch_grin_gun_hoof hold_ow the edge_>rap.png
>>46765
[squished pony noises ]
X4Dhk
?
No.46769
46771
[4d20 = 37]
>>46764
F

>>46766
Last elephant attacks. Twice, because Fae tripped and so lose a turn, but Trumpaladin dismounts to face the Elephant alone
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46770
46775 46777
>>46768
An unseen force disrupts Thez' balance, unsquishing Tracy.
X4Dhk
?
No.46771
46772
1510091912910.jpeg
[4d20 = 42]
>>46769
But an elephant can't Touch Trumpaladin

Full round attack
X4Dhk
?
No.46772
46773
[4d10+30 = 55]
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
X4Dhk
?
No.46773
46774
[2d20 = 15]
>>46772
Elephant, with 1 hit point left - no really, 1 hp - attacks back defiantly
X4Dhk
?
No.46774
[4d20 = 45]
>>46773
Weak. Trumpaladin finishes
HAaXq
?
No.46775
46776
1391273962625.png
[1d20+15 = 32]
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
hlgVK
?
No.46776
46778
[1d20+18 = 33]
>>46775
Spot-check conter
X4Dhk
?
No.46777
46780
[1d20+27 = 47]
>>46768
Rolling sense motive on Pony, Because Trumpaladin is a fucking Jedi with his sense motive

>>46770
I killed 4 elephants! Even if Trumpaladin got gored twice and slammed, and Fae got slammed twice... for 68 and 37 damage respectively
hlgVK
?
No.46778
[1d20 = 13]
>>46776
Thez' eyes narrow, and throw a darkened kunai next to the rod
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46779
46781
she should be invisible
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46780
46782
3cd037a04821e7d657edc13aa1927d3c1ce54cb9_hq.jpg
>>46777
>TRIPS
>Natural 20
>My Modifier
I AM GOD. ALL THE PONY'S SECRETS SPILL OUT!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46781
46784
>>46779
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46782
46784
>>46780
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46783
46784 46785
illuminati_cards___blinded_by_science__goal_card__by_icu8124me-d6mtbux.jpg
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
X4Dhk
?
No.46784
46786
[1d20+20 = 22]
[1d20+23 = 29]
>>46782
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS

>>46781
At least Trumpaladin has no problems besides being two thirds dead

Spot and Listen check on Pony, since Fae has only eaten alive one small animal today. And fucking mauled to death two huge ones

>>46783
You may want to stay quiet
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46785
46786 46791
>>46783
No, in all the commotion Tracy would have had NO chance to mark the buttons.
HAaXq
?
No.46786
46787 46788
tfw bad girl3.jpg
[1d20+39 = 51]
>>46784
Hide check
>>46785
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
X4Dhk
?
No.46787
[1d20+23 = 24]
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>46786
You were heard, that's for sure
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46788
46789
>>46786
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46789
46790 46794
choaticneutral.jpg
>>46788
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
X4Dhk
?
No.46790
[1d20 = 9]
>>46789
Fae has Track damn it! And she knows pony was near the rod
X4Dhk
?
No.46791
46792
[1d20+23 = 31]
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>46785
Is succeeding on a listen check good enough for a grapple?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46792
46793
>>46791
No. She is not moving.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46793
>>46792
She spoke a moment ago

DETECT EVIL
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46794
46795 46796
>>46789
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46795
46797 46799
>>46794
Okay...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46796
1498443949060.png
>>46794
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...

That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46797
46798
>>46795
You know, I'm sure she shot fireballs straight into the thick grass

WHERE IS YOUR COVER NOW!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46798
46800
>>46797
She grew more grass.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46799
46801
>>46795
You know what, no. Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46800
>>46798
THAT ALSO BURNED!

Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened

She probably also turned herself green

And then Permanently Blue

TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
X4Dhk
?
No.46801
46803
[2d20 = 26]
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that

*heal check on self and Kitty*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46802
46804
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46803
>>46801
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!

Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough

*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46804
46805
>>46802
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*

"For what?"

Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46805
46806
>>46804
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
X4Dhk
?
No.46806
46807
image.jpeg
>>46805
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression

"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46807
46808
>>46806
"I know, and it was ~sooo cool of you."
*humps proportionately colossal leg*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46808
46809
500px-Emperor_of_mankind_flaming_sword_armor.jpg
>>46807
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46809
46810
462.jpg
>>46808
Wrong pic
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46810
46811
>>46809
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46811
46812
maxresdefault (5).jpg
>>46810
*Hair waves majestically in the wind*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46812
46813
>>46811
*mane flows*
"..I love you, Flashy."
*kisses cheek*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46813
46814 46816
1515192087165.png
>>46812
*A cold fear goes down his spine*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46814
46815
>>46813
*humps neck*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46815
46817 46818
>>46814
*does not look at pony*

"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."

*beat*

"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...

I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46816
46817
>>46813
"...Is there something wrong, Flashy?" (aside from the obvious)

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46817
>>46816
"yes..."

then dialogue in >>46815 begins

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46818
46819
>>46815
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46819
46820
>>46818
*still feels extremely awkward*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46820
46821
>>46819
*sticks plot out*
*wiggles a little bit*
".. I'm ~waiting..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46821
46822
>>46820
"This is... weird" he says to the Green statue of Thez
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46822
46823
>>46821
Isn't she an invisible green statue?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46823
46825
>>46822
Yes. Yes she is. I think the green came after the invisible though

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46824
46825
*sighs and sticks pinkie out*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46825
46826
>>46823
You still have another Break Enchantment for the day, right?
It'd free her of transmutations she might be mad though..

>>46824
*eases back onto pinkie*
".. Hnnng..! There..! Th-this isn't so scary now, i-is it?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46826
46827 46828
>>46825
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin

*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46827
46829
>>46826
Why U no Lay On Hands? It cures exactly the right amount.
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46828
46829 46830
>>46826
*Makes sweet love to pinkie*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46829
46839
>>46827
I hate using up spells. Lay of Hands is an awesome weapon against undead. Also I didn't think of that

>>46828
*Stares in baffled fascination at tiny pony going at his pinkie*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46830
46831 46832
>>46828
e_e
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46831
46832
>>46830
I gotta stay in-character.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46832
46833
1511668873065.jpg
>>46830
Kek

>>46831
"I still don't know if I trust putting a penis in your larger form"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46833
46834
>>46832
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46834
46835
>>46833
With her humping?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46835
46836
>>46834
Her motives are unclear.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46836
46837
>>46835
*moves pony around like finger puppet on his pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46837
46838
>>46836
[strained micro-pony noises]
*bounces*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46838
46840
>>46837
*pets pony with index finger of other hand*

"I admit you're cute sometimes"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46839
46841
>>46829
You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46840
46841
>>46838
[happy micro-pony noises]
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46841
46842
>>46839
On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off

>>46840
*Wiggles pinkie*

"But I still don't feel comfortable"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46842
46843
>>46841
*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46843
46844
>>46842
*sighes*

*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46844
46845
>>46843
[painedful moning]
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*writhes*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46845
46846
>>46844
*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46846
46847
>>46845
*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"Th-that's better.."

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46847
46848
>>46846
"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46848
46849
>>46847
"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46849
46852
>>46848
"They better be"
X4Dhk
?
No.46850
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony

Caster check
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46851
46854 46855 46858
e_e'
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46852
46853
>>46849
strained expression
*nods*
X4Dhk
?
No.46853
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20 = 8]
>>46852
Pony should be full sized now

grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46854
46855
>>46851
... I'm sorry...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46855
46856
>>46851
I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now

>>46854
Fucks pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46856
46857
>>46855
"..U-unf..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46857
>>46856
*humps pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46858
46859 46862
725398__safe_solo_cute_sad_coco pommel_artist-colon-xwhitedreamsx_cocobetes.jpeg
>>46851
... Are you mad at me?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46859
>>46858
*sexual noises*

*humps pony*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46860
46865
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46861
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow

How do we fix Thez?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46862
46863
>>46858
Trumpaladin says to pony

"I forgive you I guess"

Not in words, but in semen
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46863
>>46862
Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46864
237_preview.png
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
X4Dhk
?
No.46865
46866 46868 46870
[1d20 = 6]
>>46860
Boop

Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46866
46867
>>46865
Does that work?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46867
1513041690596.png
>>46866
I don't know

It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46868
46869 46872
thez1.png
>>46865
My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46869
46875
>>46868
Cute

What's the seduction DC on Thez out of curiousity?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46870
46875
>>46865
Fail, btw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46872
46876
thezpone.png
>>46868
Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46873
46874
>>46666
Satan quads ftw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46874
46876
>>46873
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46875
46877 46878
1514967126998.png
>>46870
>>46870
It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?

>>46869
I should ban myself for this post
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46876
46913
>>46872
Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade. AUTISM
>>46874
Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46877
>>46875
You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46878
>>46875
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46879
">REEEEEEs in statue"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46880
46881 46882 46883
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46881
>>46880
Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46882
46883
>>46880
I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46883
46888
>>46880
>>46882
Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you not get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46888
46890
>>46613
Me.
>>46883
*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46890
46893
>>46888
Hitler trips even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46893
46894
>>46890
Hitler trips are always nice
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46894
46917
>>46893
Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46895
46896
Alright. Just that one facepalm by Thez resulted in the following effects which Infernius is now trying to remove:
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.

Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.

You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.

Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46896
46897
>>46895
Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects non-living objects.

I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46897
46898
>>46896
Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.
>elephants
Alright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46898
46899
>>46897
Touché

Stop Tracy from... Doing what?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46899
46901
>>46898
There was a point where Thez stepped on Tracy, to pin her down; that never happened.
Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.46901
46903
>>46899
I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
Mrs. Sentry
1I7Om
?
No.46903
46904 46905
>>46901
Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
ITiwd
?
No.46904
>>46903
>beat her fine sized hide check
When she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check. Not while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46905
46906 46908
>>46903
And the blindness?
Mrs. Sentry
1I7Om
?
No.46906
46908
>>46905
Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.46908
46909
>>46905
Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?

>>46906
Looking back at the record, Tracy would have had an additional two or possibly three rounds before Fae would have been able to pounce

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46909
46923
Spoilered
>>46908
>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Blinded
It normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46910
46914
When the rod say that butterflies blind everyone, does that mean plp couldn't see through the butterflies, or the butterflies had some kind of magic/effect that blinded plp?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46911
416835__safe_artist-colon-mysteryben_derpy hooves_animated_epic derpy_epic rage time_female_mare_pegasus_pony_reaction image_shit just got real_solo_un.gif
>mfw I just realized I should've been using Use Magick Device (ranks maxed-out) checks when activating the rod blindly
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46913
46914
thezpone1.png
>>46876
>greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade.
Like this?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46914
46915
>>46913
Perfect
>>46910
Its concealment like the dust cloud.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46915
>>46914
>Perfect
Noted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
WbVf3
?
No.46917
46918 46922
[1d20 = 3]
>>46894

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46918
46920
>>46917
... Infernius has a caster lvl of 17, right?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46919
46921
I g2g
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46920
>>46918
Yea i do.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46921
>>46919
Stay safe goyim.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46922
46924
>>46917
For kicks I rolled a live dice; it was a 2. In either case its a fail.
0dklY
?
No.46923
46926 46927
somnambula_and_the_sphinx_by_wubcakeva-dbmb4kc.png
>>46909
>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open it

Tom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery pony

Dragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanics


I just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.
\r
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46924
46925 46926
>>46922
[Dice1d20]
WbVf3
?
No.46925
46926
[1d20 = 13]
>>46924

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46926
46928 46934
>>46925
>>46924
You can't just roll again
>>46923
Oh well, next time. There's way too much autism to rewrite it now
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46927
46934
>>46923
Hide doesn't necessarily take so much time. You can do it as part of another action.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46928
46932
>>46926
Why though.
Ok i bring statue thez back to the tower.
HAaXq
?
No.46929
46930 46931
[1d20+20 = 33]
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46930
46932
>>46929
The DC should be 25.
Was Tracy able to un-stone Thez?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46931
>>46929
>should be a 23 modifier, but I fucked up
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46932
46933 46934 46938
>>46930
>>46928
Where is Thez? She vanished shortly after being made a statue, and I don't mean invisible.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46933
46935
>>46932
She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...
I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46934
46936
>>46926
>tfw there's so much autism you've reached saturation and are unable to add more

>>46927
I see. So Tracy could have won. Still would have been fun

>>46932
We'll get 'em next time
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46935
statue.png
>>46933
>REEEEEs in statue
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46936
46937
>>46934
>saturation
Heat the solution.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46937
46939
1512979312642.png
>>46936
Is there a bunsen burner I can place under this thread?
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46938
46941
>>46932
"Tracy this all your fault!"
"Gibe back rod, me go to find thez."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46939
46943
>>46937
You mean other than the wonder rod?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46941
46943 46949
>>46938
>tfw to the party's best knowledge, Thez may have just teleported away.
... Well, the first step would be for the party to figure out wtf just happened before and since Thez disappeared.
Someone open the the dialogue.
>>46938
"It's not ALL my fault. Thez was the first one to touch it."
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46942
46945
Fuck!
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46943
>>46939
Oh that'd do it. It would take good luck to recreate the set though

>>46941
"Sadly that's true. You go playing around with wonderous powers bad things can happen. Anyways, we can try again when the wizard gets here or tomorrow"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46944
46946 46947
Where is the party right now anyway?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46945
46947
>>46942
The party has gone much longer periods without Thez. Much longer. It can wait a day
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46946
46952
>>46944
Last I knew, on the deck of the airship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46947
46948
>>46944
Still in the dungeon i guess.
>>46945
Reeeeeeee
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46948
46950 46952
>>46947
No, I lost track at the airship, which is still possible despite Tracy's shenanigens.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46949
46951
>>46941
"Gibe back ROD!"
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46950
46953 46955 46959
>>46948
Where was staue thez at? Thats where infernuis is.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46951
46952
1515981895219-0.png
>>46949
"NO!"
0dklY
?
No.46952
46954 46956
[1d20 = 18]
>>46948
>>46946
What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably

>>46951
Bitch slap pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46953
>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46954
>>46952
[unfs in pain]
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46955
46957 46958 46962
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46956
46959
>>46952
>Why would they be on the airship?
They were transporting the loot to the tower.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46957
46959 46960 46962
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46958
46959 46963
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
0dklY
?
No.46959
46961
>>46956
I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down

>>46950
>>46957
"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"

>>46958
Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46960
>>46957
>no green
Oh, thank Elway not that.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46961
46964
>>46959
The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46962
46964 46966
>>46957
It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955
"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46963
46965
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46964
46966
>>46962
"Alright"

>>46961
"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46965
>>46963
>first thing that happened is everyone was blinded
Fuck. That makes it moar difficult.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46966
46967
>>46964
>>46962
"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46967
46976
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
HAaXq
?
No.46968
46969 46973
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46969
>>46968
*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46970
46971 46972 46974 47058
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.

Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.

First come first serve.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46971
46975
>>46970
Light blue.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46972
46975
>>46970
Red
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46973
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46974
>>46970
Purple?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46975
>>46971
>>46972
K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46976
>>46967
"Thank you brad."
HAaXq
?
No.46977
46978
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46978
46979 46980 46981
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46979
>>46978
god dammit
Carry on
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46980
46982 46983
>>46978
"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
0dklY
?
No.46981
[1d20+22 = 27]
>>46978
Grabs rod from pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46982
46984
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.

*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46983
46984 46986
>>46980
"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
0dklY
?
No.46984
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>46983
"Oh we've got plenty"

>>46982
Grabs the rod
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46986
>>46983
"And here's the rod"

*hands rod*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46993
>>46992
See >>46991

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47002
47004 47005
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47003
47005
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47004
47007
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..

... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47005
47006
>>47002
>>47003
>>47000
For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47006
>>47005
... That might work..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47007
47009 47011
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47008
47010 47011
... on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47009
47011
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...

I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47010
47011
>>47008
Etheral jaunt?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47011
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.

Oh well. Thez is fucked
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47022
47025
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit

You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47024
>>47023
Quick draw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47025
47028
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.

The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47026
47056
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47028
>>47025
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47053
>_<
e_e#
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47056
47059 47060 47061 47063
>>47026
Lenos's faggot just got here im lost whats going on
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47058
>>46970
Dark-green

What do I win?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47059
>>47056
Drama. Just ignore it

They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back

Anonymous
D5KIg
?
No.47060
47062
>>47056
"We found a rod of wonder"
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47061
47064
>>47056
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47062
47065 47066
>>47060
So we wonder what it does or why we use it?
HAaXq
?
No.47063
47070
>>47056
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
0dklY
?
No.47064
>>47061
>>47061
Techinally Thez and Tracy went batshit with the rod of wonder, but yes
\r
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47065
47067
>>47062
Sorry couldnt help making a pun
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47066
>>47062
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47067
47068
>>47065
So yeah, get Thez back. She seems to have pressed every button. Or many of them at least
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47068
47071
>>47067
We need to know what happened to Thez, and if she's even present first.
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47069
47072 47073
I believe lebos was last seen drinking on the airship correct?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47070
47074
>>47063
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47071
>>47068
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47072
>>47069
Correct
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47073
>>47069
I think.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47074
47076
>>47070
Destination?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47076
47091
>>47074
Uh, the airship?
I guess the top deck
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47077
47078
>>47075
Apparently not allowed.
How do (YOU) suppose we fix Thez then?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47078
47079
>>47077
Ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47079
47080 47083
>>47078
How would he know what's going on?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47080
>>47079
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47083
47085
>>47079
Cuz he's got a similar rod desu

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47085
47088
>>47083
Interesting
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47088
>>47085
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47091
47095
983092.gif
>>47076
I thought you meant to pilot somewhere.
>>47090
>pic related
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47092
47093 47094
>>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47093
47094 47108
>>47092
Okay, we get it

You hate me

I hate you

Now can we get back to the situation at hand?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47094
47097 47098 47100
>>47092
>>47093
I hate all of you to a certain degree, there's nothing unhealthy about that.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47095
47096
>>47091
Nah, just wanted to go to check for damage
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47096
47102
>>47095
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47097
47098 47099 47108
>>47094
Same. Infernius and his faggot are definatrly the hardest to hate though
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47098
47099 47102
>>47097
>>47094
*hugs*
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47099
>>47097
>>47098
Uncontestable
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47100
47101
>>47094
Ditto
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47101
47102 47103
>>47100
I heard before you didn't like that Korak fellow. Can you tell us a little about that?
i+WMZ
?
No.47102
47106 47107
[1d20+18 = 29]
>>47096
Chain? You mean the one that fires the cannons?
Engineering check for how the hell to do that
>>47098
>returns favor
>>47101
As the one who killed him, I would like too know more.
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47103
47104 47107
>>47101
The bastard shot me once
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47104
47107 47110
>>47103
And then ran a2ay before i could return his bullet
Anonymous
D5KIg
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No.47105
47110
I need to go friends meatspace calls.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47106
47110
>>47102
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47107
47109 47110
>>47102
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there

>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough

In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47108
47111 47117
8cf9f180b43175fafdfd998757a6b366--country-life-country-living.jpg
>>47093
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?

>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47109
47111
>>47107
You do realize what I am right
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47110
47117
>>47104
Kek
>>47105
Au revoir, faguette
>>47106
Are they standard or magic cannonballs?
Also, could lenos make another gun or should Torc visit the gnomes again?
>>47107
Especially since it was a shitpost
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47111
47113
>>47108
>All this sperging
Take your medication anon

>>47109
Chaotic Neutral?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47113
47115 47128
>>47111
Well that and other things
HAaXq
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No.47114
47115
It seems we can't make any progress then.
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47115
47116
>>47113
I believe it

>>47114
Not until you take your autism pills
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47116
47119
>>47115
You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47117
47119 47125
>>47108
>control freak
The makings of a great GM desu
>>47110
They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
0dklY
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No.47119
47122
>>47117
D'aww thanks

>>47116
MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU

>>47117
>Without Powder/brass
Sounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
HAaXq
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No.47121
*drinks glass of water*

\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47122
47124 47125 47131
>>47119
>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.

HAaXq
?
No.47123
*scratches back with stick*
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47124
>>47122
So it functions like a battleship?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47125
47126
>>47117
Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122
So HE rounds?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47126
47131
>>47125
I think we now know what to do with the money
HAaXq
?
No.47127
*goes to holodeck*
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47128
47138
>>47113
Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47131
47132 47133 47141
>>47126
Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122
HEIAP?
>>47129
Okay, how the fuck do you get a +23 on use magic device?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47132
47137
>>47131
Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask

>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47133
47141
>>47131
19 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47137
47141
>>47132
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.

GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47138
47147
>>47128
i might be able to find her
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47141
47142 47144
>>47131
>HEIAP
More like "DAFUQ"
>>47133
She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134
Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137
Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139
Again, no
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47142
47143 47147 47150
>>47141
When was it taken from her?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47143
>>47142
Alright.

Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47144
>>47141
>sigh
HE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141
>probally not
Maybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47145
47146 47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47146
>>47145
"Any idea what could've happened to her?"

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47147
>>47138
Excellent

"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"

>>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47148
47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47150
47151 47453
>>47142
Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145
>>47148
She's a statue on the ethereal plane.

Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47151
47152
>>47150
did the rod go with her?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47152
>>47151
No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47153
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?

If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47154
47155 47157
Well fuck it.

Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47155
47156
>>47154
She's prohibited from flying though
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47156
>>47155
Then she'll run.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47157
>>47154
>inb4 deleted for flying
HAaXq
?
No.47158
47159 47164
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
HAaXq
?
No.47159
47160 47164
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>47158
To Sneak away.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47160
>>47159
And she's off, without a word.

Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47161
47162
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47162
47163 47165 47170
>>47161
with a 20
0dklY
?
No.47163
47164 47165
[1d20 = 7]
>>47162
Rolling to fix cannon
0dklY
?
No.47164
[1d20+26 = 38]
>>47159
>>47158
Fae: Spot Check

>>47163
Aww
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47165
47166
>>47162
Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163
I don't think thats a 20
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47166
47167
>>47165
Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47167
>>47166
Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47168
47169 47171
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47169
>>47168
Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47170
47171
>>47162
How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
hlgVK
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No.47171
47172
>>47168
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
\r
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47172
47173
>>47171
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."

And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47173
47174 47175
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47174
>>47173
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?

And the Robe?

And the Potion?

And the scroll?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47175
47178 47181
>>47173
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47176
47177 47179 47181
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding

I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47177
47198
>>47176
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius

>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47178
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pinkie_hugs_dashie_by_groxy_cyber_soul-d5o0ig1.png
>>47175

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47179
47180
>>47176
What does my long horned goat do?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47180
47181
>>47179
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/figurines-of-wondrous-power/ivory-goats/
Terror
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47181
>>47175
I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176
>armor is Charisma
>Torc can't wear armor
End my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells? [1d20+18 = 25]

>>47180
I made the right fucking choice then
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47182
47183 47184 47185 47186 47198 47202 47246
1354667207705.png
WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost

"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.

Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.47183
>>47182
I'm sorry to you as well
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47184
>>47182
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47185
47186
>>47182
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47186
47188
>>47182
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47188
47189 47190
>>47186
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47189
47192
1493925868000.png
>>47188

Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.47190
47191 47192
>>47188
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47191
>>47190
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47192
>>47189 ikr?
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47193
>Correct version
https://youtu.be/ol8SLdMmztg
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47194
AUTISM
https://youtu.be/pABVHTJEfrA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47197
https://youtu.be/0AxgnoeOAKs
For sure this time
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47198
47199 47604
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>>47177
Thank you.
>>47182
I will sincerely miss you, i teard up reading your blog-post. I've had fun with you and tracy over the last few months. I wish you well and when you get your life back on track come back and post okay? Infernuis is be heartbroken.the tears are flowing now. i Dont know if you are still here but heres my best feels
https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47199
47200
wojak-hoodie-4857993.png
>>47198
https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E
I still can't even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47200
47201 47207 47260
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo
>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes
>>47199
I don't think we'll ever be able to even
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47201
enhanced-5037-1406834313-8.jpg
>>47200
Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually Ha!
Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47202
47203
sig-4670161.sig-4667393.e1e6c5d70e34f502dcfdcf55f0c3727c.gif
>>47182
I'm sorry

I'll be nicer to you, I promise
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47203
47204
>>47202
I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47204
47205
>>47203
Why do you say that?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47205
47206
>>47204
Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47206
47208
>>47205
How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47207
47209
>>47200
Dubs confirm.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47208
>>47206
That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47209
47210
1512632098297.png
>>47207

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47210
1513203325328.png
>>47209

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47211
47212 47220
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47212
47213
>>47211
He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47213
47214
1489433459558.gif
>>47212

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47214
47215 47216
>>47213
Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
Anonymous
DdYSi
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No.47215
>>47214
Kek, this.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47216
47217
>>47214
>stick size changing dagger in lock
>grow
>¿¿¿
>profit
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47217
47218
>>47216
The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47218
47219
>>47217
Fug
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47219
47220 47221 47222
>>47218
>inb4 horny female orcs
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47220
47221 47224
>>47211
What?
>>47219
There could be, really easily
0dklY
?
No.47221
47222 47224
>>47219
At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again

>>47220
That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage
\r
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47222
47223
>>47221
>>47219
>terrified screaming
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47223
>>47222
>trips
Be very afraid.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47224
47225 47226 47227
>>47221
>>47220
Torc is rape personified.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47225
47226 47227
>>47224
*seduction
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47226
47228 47229
>>47224
>>47225
I hate both of you
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47227
>>47224
*Rape victimhood

>>47225
Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47228
1506055721033-2.png
>>47226

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47229
>>47226
Im used to being the bad guy
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47233
47234
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47234
47235
>>47233
But it was only one encounter
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47235
47236 47237
>>47234
True, but Snek is still lvl 1, and I'm assuming that the mummies aren't exactly low leveled
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47236
47238
>>47235
Level 1?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47237
47238
>>47235
I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47238
47239 47271
>>47236
Rogue
>>47237
So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?
Anonymous