Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
>>46439>lack of common sense
This is more of a wisdom thing though
>>46438>>46439>mfw low mental stats, so can make bad decisions and still be in-character
Nah. Its int related.
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
I thought INT was things like textbook knowledge and WIS was common sense
>>46442>Trying to thaw my icy heart with a warm island songreeeeee
[1d100 = 49]
Rolling for Fae
>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Gust of Wind,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
I call the ring, scroll, and a goat. So can have what ever else you want
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
[1d20+21 = 35]>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
Does he block the door?
[1d20+20 = 31][1d20+23 = 42]>>46453
Sicking Fae on the mouse
Spot, listen, and grapple
okay, no sic. Just observe
>>46459>inb4 she smacks face first into the invisible Infernius.
For all we know, Infernius is that mouse
He can't be seen, and isn't moving or breathing.>>46462
Fug! It'd totally look like that!
I like this one better.
Also, I really want this rod now.
Thats why I did >>46456
I was going to have her grapple, bite, and swallow whole figuring even a celestial mouse or demon mouse couldn't beat her, but then I figured "yeah, that'd look bad">>46461
That could definitely also happen
Were you able to detect invisibility?>>46464
Gib Fae's reaction.
You want everything
With a 35 I'd hope so, but GM hasn't said
I want Invisibility, m8.
Yeah, it'd be great. Also, Mouse is /bestsummon/.
Torc's snek staff makes an offended hiss
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
[1d20+23 = 36][1d20+20 = 33]>>46476
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
"Okay, don't fucking quote me here, but I think infernius is invisible and stoned"
"Weed is bad for you"
[1d20+27 = 28]>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
>>46485>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
[1d100 = 48]>>46482
I assume that's a fumble.
Tracy lets out a growl of frustration as she goes looking for her hand.
Rolling 1d100 to see if she hits her head on the statue.>>46485
She K.O. though.
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
It's in her gauntlet, can she use it while on the ground?
she still would've dropped it, but it wouldn't be hard to get back.
I'm still claiming the 20 in >>46485
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!">>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Whatever. she got the mouse.>>46496
Are we in the temple or the tower, I'm confused now.
"The dumb bull fucking turned himself to stone somehow, and he's fatter too" Tracy grumbles, peering through the hand
"Just... You know money can be exchanged for goods and services, right?"
*pets purring kitty*
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
As far as I can imagine, they're just outside the pyramid, in the airship, cuz thats where they would have taken the shit to and where it would be transported from. Also cuz it makes sense.>>46498
"These were goods, but now they're "betters"!" ^_^
"Um thez what going on?"
You can't talk. You're petrified.
"Bippitty Boppitty boop"
Trumpaladin casts whatever spell Tracy's faggot thinks could help this situation, even though he hasn't a clue how to unfuck this
Break enchantment should free him of transmutations.
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Bippitty Boopity boop Break Enchantment is cast at what Tracy is pointing at
"Now I know
you're just doing it to piss me off"
"You do good job, me think they look pretty."
Requires a caster level check against the caster level of the rod.
Im not petrified right?
I'm not sure about that desu
[1d20 = 16]>>46515
Rolling. I don't know trumpaladin's caster level
>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
"Thank you ny friend."
"I,... didn't know you were still here tbh."
Insert statue comparison dialogue
"And you are very welcome"
*pats and hugs Minotaur*
*stares at pony*
"Careful with that rod, its got lots of buttons on it, who knows what could happen!" ^_~
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
I want the long horns
Fuck I gtg again
I need to move back to my school year apartment and
I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon
, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
"... Say.. can I try-out that rod?"
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"
Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
Tracy's faggot likes pushing buttons.
[1d100 = 62]>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are
Rolling because I'm equally curious
Did he push separate buttons on it, or did he push a single button several time?
I want to try it out.
What did you roll for?
It's a rod of wonder. You use it in a standard action and it has a list of possible effects. You don't determine these effects before hand, you roll a d100 to determine what happens
So, you're saying you just used the rod?
Why does it have multiple buttons then?
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass
*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
Because how else are you going to describe a rod of wonder?
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
Tell me what you think the rod is
I guess that goat is really....
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
Why? There are plenty of cooler rods.
And why should I stop looking for cool items?
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
There are other rods with multiple affects, fyi.
Can Torc roll to decipher that scroll now?
My family wants me to go on a trip tomorrow morning, so I can't play until this evening.
Otr maybe later in the afternoon
Its a scoll of Confusion
What happened when Trumpaladin put on the ring?
Hey, I wanted the ring...>>46560
Well thats no fun
[1d20+16 = 27]>>46563
Rolling to Appraise its value.
Not when its being worn
Does that mean I can't tell how much something is worth until I've already stolen it?
Also, can I use Search to frisk NPCs for what they're carrying?
Not with any accuracy no
So I can tell if they have anything worth stealing.
Sorry, I meant Spot.
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
Give Tracy the ring so she can appraise its market value.
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
>>46576>cuz I wanna steal it
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.
"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"
*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
>>46576>what it might do>not letting your sorceror check the magic shit to see what it does>>46573
I still want it....>gunpowder
It wasn't gunpowder tho
[1d20+16 = 18]>>46578
Rolling once again to appraise
It looks to be worth about 1200gp
[1d20+2 = 22]>>46582
Torc tries an appraise
What stat bonus do I apply to these checks?
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
A Natural 20 works just fine
Its a ring of Elemental Resistance +10, Trump nailed it
HOLY FEKKING SHIET M8S>>46584
No I don't remember that>>46586
Yeah, I'll fucking trade.>>46585
Future refernece, what stat would I apply?
*gives ring back*
"You're other ring looks cooler.">>46584
Tracy will have a ring slot open if she's able to use one of those Mummy hands like she used Kefka's, but that could take a bit.
Wait a minute, if King Doot is still undead, doesn't that mean the curse on his body is still active? Maybe his hands are still dangerous.
I'm not sure what stats would be applied. I think you would apply your number of ranks in the Appraise skill, and either your wisdom or your intelligence modifier
[happy pony noises]>>46590
You use your Int modifier to appraise.
Apraise is a feat, I figured wis or int just wasn't sure enough to call it>>46591
Ah, so 20+2+3.
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.
What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
Reeee its a feat, not a skill
Sorry, but you're wrong about that
Wait, my bad. Torc's bonus is from diligence, not appraise. Sorry
Can Tracy press another button on the wand?
*puts ring back on*
Which ring? The fire resistance or the Bees?
NO NOT THE BEES>Nick Cage noises
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
[1d20+16 = 18]
[1d20+23 = 35]
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.
Appraise to determine its value.
the first one is the Appraise.
Why do you keep rolling 2s?
>>46605>fucking +16 on appraise
Is that rogue?
This is mostly just to check if it's really what Trumpaladin said.>>46607
It should be enough if it was what you said.
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
Press a button and rollin a d100 if oou really wanna know>>46610
Cuz Infernius turning invisible, giant, and a statue (which was undone in that order so he was witnessed in all three states) wasn't enough of a clue?
How about the mouse?
Mods are finally getting around to killing flags. Tell me now if you want to keep custom flags on the VX board so I can try to argue for a board exception
[1d100 = 30]>>46612
I just wanted to see.
*points at open air*
Rolling to press random button.
Can Torc press a button?>>46613
I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
Ah fug[1d15+5 = 12]
Also, I am of the mind that immediately after pushing a button, if possessing the means to do so they can mark the button in some way. The rod that Lenos has bears a small cute kitty face finely scratched next to the appropriate button.>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
>>46617>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.>Stinking cloud
"The TRUE power of a Rod of Wonder is when you have all the buttons pressed and marked, but you "keep pushing unmarked buttons". Technically, there are unlimited functions on them, and marking each button forces the GM to come up with new properties," Thez says, eyeballing it. "This one doesn't seem to have any marks."
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc
More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
[1d100 = 48]>>46620>mfw know this is a bad idea but I can't resist pressing buttons
*urge to press buttons intensifies*>>46621>it takes away the fun of randomness
No it doesn't. Watch this.
*presses button like a 9 Wis Psychopath*
>>46622>sigh[1d14+5 = 7]
"Give me that"
Torc grabs the rod and presses a button [1d100 = 12]
[4d6 = 19]>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
Trumpaladin rides Fae the fuck out of the room
Stuff like that happens all the time. Heck, anyone carrying the thing just added a new category to their natural 1 dice rolls.
[19d100 = 1021]>>46624
Here you go
TY, I was rolling to determine number of buttons.
This is gonna get out of hand real quick, isn't it?
.... Who was it pointed at?
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
Better start recoloring.
I guess she looks like one of those Avatar women now
Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
Rolling d2 to detirmine 1 user or 2 target[1d2 = 1]
And rolling d3 to determine color for shits and giggles[1d3 = 2]
you're making an effort to avoid turning into Princess Fiona
>>46635>Better start recoloring.Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Angry content-producer noises!>>46636
Yeah.. sure it was..
I haven't gone down the list, but I know she's the one turned into a statue this time
Your character is green now
She still looks okay though
A green statue, 'cuz the color-change took place after the flesh to stone>>46643
The invisible again too? I figured I'd go over it after a bit.
Ogre Fiona is hotter than human
>>46644>10>9>System checks show nominal>8>7>retracting arm>6>5>4>system is go>3>2>1>We have liftoff on my sides
.... I want the random-rod..
I know, I'm shocked by this revelation.
Fuck, I wasn't expecting this
Do I need to cast a spell on her or something?
I can tan her
I fucking love pushing buttons, man; even imaginary ones.
I'm pretty autistic that way...
It necessitates a complete overhaul of current strategy, by sheer inconceivability. Who could have guessed.>>46652
More secrets, completely unknown before this point
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
Do we know which button summons creatures though?
[1d100 = 72]>>46655
Everyone roll a 1d100; lowest roll just got slowed.
[1d100 = 78]>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
Oh fuck[1d100 = 27]>>46658
>>46660>summons dire rat
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
[1d100 = 69]
*presses yet another button*>>46667
Reeee stop with the haxx!
There's more than enough as is
[1d100 = 28]>>46668
Yep... I just hit the landmine...
[1d100 = 39]>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
You're too small to hold the rod.>>46669
Oh, it just bit him in the ass.
What her size category?
She was formerly on the borderline between medium and small
Now she's like tiny
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
You are now five inches at the shoulder
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
Stahp w/ the buttons!
She's literally toy sized!
[1d20+39 = 41]>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
[1d20+20 = 29][1d20+23 = 25]>>46681
Spot Check Listen Check from Fae
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
"Are you fucking kidding me?">>46684
[1d100 = 52]>>46683
Runs off Pressing yet another button she hasn't marked
[1d100 = 83]>>46686
Everyone roll to see who got bigger
[1d20+23 = 32][1d20+20 = 30]>>46686
Sounds and grass movement
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
Torcuil's Faggot has now been bestowed Faggotry over Anon
Thez is lots of things. She took every "against an opponent" effect that was pressed.
The room is also full of elephant grass.
Huh, that fits with the motif of Tracy running off,....
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
[1d20+20 = 34][1d20+23 = 25]>>46697>>46696
Spot and Listen Check!>>46698
So long as the buttons aren't marked
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
>>46695>I now have 3 characters
Is it the real Anon Filly, or just the griffon in disguise?
No one ever gets a chance to mark the "shrink" button.>>46700
Can you wait for just a minute?
[2d100 = 81]>>46700
Rolling for the two summoned animals>>46701
Griffon? We did have the real anon filly show up, but I think there are many anon fillies
[3d20 = 29]>>46703>Two elephants
I can live with that
>>46704>tfw button-marking pioneer
[Unwise faggot noises]
[4d6+7 = 14][3d6+7 = 14]>>46705
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS
review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
[1d100 = 26]
[1d20+16 = 24]
[1d20+16 = 25]
Elephant on Fae: gore attack and slam
[3d20 = 25]>>46711
I really need to Armor Fae. Neither attack landed. Fae: full attack
[22d100 = 1221]>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
GM, can I get stats for anon filly?
[1d20+16 = 29]
[1d20+16 = 19]
Attack on Fae
Undetermined so far.
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
[4d100 = 183]>>46719
to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
[2d6+10 = 21]>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
[3d20 = 30]>>46724
Fae responds with full attack
[4d6+7 = 23][3d6+7 = 16]>>46725
Can I at least confirm if it is the griffon?
[4d100 = 115]
[2d20 = 19]>>46726
Elephant is almost kill>>46727
[3d20 = 33]>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
[4d6+7 = 20][3d6+7 = 19]>>46730
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
Where is Trump in all this?
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
[1d20 = 11][1d20 = 18]>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 17]>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
[4d100 = 156]>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
Does anyone see any reason to keep the griffon?>>46729
Well I am, I don't think Torc is though
[2d8+15 = 28][2d100 = 74]>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[4d20 = 58]>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can I
get a quick rundown?
[4d10+30 = 49]>>46741
[2d20 = 37]>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
[1d20 = 6]>>46744
Jesus Christ. Rolling to confirm threat
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
[2d8+15 = 25][2d6+10 = 15]>>46745
THANK GOD. Not a crit. Rolling for damage on Trump
[4d20 = 34]>>46747
Sigh, Full round against elephant
[4d10+30 = 53]>>46748
FUCKING KEENED SWORD OF SHARPNESS!!!
I'm leaving, see you guys later
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
[1d20 = 5]>>46746<whooooof>
[1d20+4 = 9]>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
[4d20 = 54]>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
[7d20 = 101][2d6+10 = 16]>>46756
Fae is slammed. But Trumpaladin and Fae strike back!
I'm having so much fun right now.
[4d10+30 = 52][7d6+14 = 41]>>46757
All attacks landed and Fae took 16 damage>>46758
I am too actually
[4d20 = 21]>>46759
The elephant is damned near kill, but they strike back
[7d20 = 75]>>46760
Pls no squish Trump and Fae for gladiatorial combat>>46761
Weak ass rolls from them. Trumpaladin targets the next elephant while Fae targets the near death one
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
[4d10+30 = 48][5d6+10 = 26]>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
Tho I will say, check your ID
[squished pony noises ]
[4d20 = 37]>>46764
Last elephant attacks. Twice, because Fae tripped and so lose a turn, but Trumpaladin dismounts to face the Elephant alone
An unseen force disrupts Thez' balance, unsquishing Tracy.
[4d20 = 42]>>46769
But an elephant can't Touch Trumpaladin
Full round attack
[4d10+30 = 55]>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
[2d20 = 15]>>46772
Elephant, with 1 hit point left - no really, 1 hp - attacks back defiantly
[4d20 = 45]>>46773
Weak. Trumpaladin finishes
[1d20+15 = 32]>>46770*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
[1d20+18 = 33]>>46775
[1d20+27 = 47]>>46768
Rolling sense motive on Pony, Because Trumpaladin is a fucking Jedi with his sense motive>>46770
I killed 4 elephants! Even if Trumpaladin got gored twice and slammed, and Fae got slammed twice... for 68 and 37 damage respectively
[1d20 = 13]>>46776
Thez' eyes narrow, and throw a darkened kunai next to the rod
>>46777>TRIPS>Natural 20>My Modifier
I AM GOD. ALL THE PONY'S SECRETS SPILL OUT!
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
[1d20+20 = 22][1d20+23 = 29]>>46782
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS>>46781
At least Trumpaladin has no problems besides being two thirds dead
Spot and Listen check on Pony, since Fae has only eaten alive one small animal today. And fucking mauled to death two huge ones>>46783
You may want to stay quiet
No, in all the commotion Tracy would have had NO chance to mark the buttons.
[1d20+39 = 51]>>46784
[1d20+23 = 24][1d20+20 = 30]>>46786
You were heard, that's for sure
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
She was completely
focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
[1d20 = 9]>>46789
Fae has Track damn it! And she knows pony was near the rod
[1d20+23 = 31][1d20+20 = 26]>>46785
Is succeeding on a listen check good enough for a grapple?
No. She is not moving.
She spoke a moment ago
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
You know, I'm sure she shot fireballs straight into the thick grass
WHERE IS YOUR COVER NOW!
She grew more grass.
You know what, no. Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
[2d20 = 26]>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
"I know, and it was ~sooo
cool of you."
*humps proportionately colossal leg*
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
>>46809>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
*Hair waves majestically in the wind*
"..I love you, Flashy."
*A cold fear goes down his spine*
*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
"...Is there something wrong, Flashy?" (aside from the obvious)
then dialogue in >>46815
>>46815>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
*still feels extremely awkward*
*sticks plot out*
*wiggles a little bit*
".. I'm ~waiting..!"
"This is... weird" he says to the Green statue of Thez
Isn't she an invisible green statue?
Yes. Yes she is. I think the green came after the invisible though
*sighs and sticks pinkie out*
You still have another Break Enchantment for the day, right?
It'd free her of transmutations she might be mad though..>>46824
*eases back onto pinkie*
".. Hnnng..! There..! Th-this isn't so scary now, i-is it?"
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
Why U no Lay On Hands? It cures exactly the right amount.
*Makes sweet love to pinkie*
I hate using up spells. Lay of Hands is an awesome weapon against undead. Also I didn't think of that>>46828
*Stares in baffled fascination at tiny pony going at his pinkie*
I gotta stay in-character.
"I still don't know if I trust putting a penis in your larger form"
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
Her motives are unclear.
*moves pony around like finger puppet on his pinkie*
[strained micro-pony noises]
*pets pony with index finger of other hand*
"I admit you're cute sometimes"
You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
[happy micro-pony noises]
On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off>>46840
"But I still don't feel comfortable"
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony
[1d20 = 11][1d20 = 8][1d20 = 8]>>46852
Pony should be full sized now
grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now>>46854
... Are you mad at me?
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow
How do we fix Thez?
Trumpaladin says to pony"I forgive you I guess"
Not in words, but in semen
Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
[1d20 = 6]>>46860
Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
I don't know
It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
CuteWhat's the seduction DC on Thez out of curiousity?
Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?>>46869
I should ban myself for this post
Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade. AUTISM>>46874
Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you not
get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
*casts break enchantment*
Hitler trips are always nice
Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~
Alright. Just that one facepalm by Thez resulted in the following effects which Infernius is now trying to remove:
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.
Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.
You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.
Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects non-living
I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.>elephants
Alright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
Stop Tracy from... Doing what?
There was a point where Thez stepped on Tracy, to pin her down; that never happened.
I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
>>46903>beat her fine sized hide check
When she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check. Not
while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
And the blindness?
Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?>>46906
Looking back at the record, Tracy would have had an additional two or possibly three rounds before Fae would have been able to pounce
>>46908>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Blinded
It normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
When the rod say that butterflies blind everyone, does that mean plp couldn't see through the butterflies, or the butterflies had some kind of magic/effect that blinded plp?
>mfw I just realized I should've been using Use Magick Device (ranks maxed-out) checks when activating the rod blindly
>>46876>greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade.
Its concealment like the dust cloud.
Noted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
... Infernius has a caster lvl of 17, right?
For kicks I rolled a live dice; it was a 2. In either case its a fail.
>>46909>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open it
Tom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery ponyDragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanicsI just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.
You can't just roll again>>46923
Oh well, next time. There's way too much autism to rewrite it now
Hide doesn't necessarily take so much time. You can do it as part of another action.
Ok i bring statue thez back to the tower.
[1d20+20 = 33]
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
The DC should be 25.
Was Tracy able to un-stone Thez?
>>46929>should be a 23 modifier, but I fucked up
Thez? She vanished shortly after being made a statue, and I don't mean invisible.
She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted.
>>46926>tfw there's so much autism you've reached saturation and are unable to add more>>46927
I see. So Tracy could have won. Still would have been fun>>46932
We'll get 'em next time
>>46933>REEEEEs in statue
Heat the solution.
Is there a bunsen burner I can place under this thread?
"Tracy this all your fault!"
"Gibe back rod, me go to find thez."
You mean other than the wonder rod?
>>46938>tfw to the party's best knowledge, Thez may have just teleported away.
... Well, the first step would be for the party to figure out wtf just happened before and since Thez disappeared.
Someone open the the dialogue.>>46938
"It's not ALL
my fault. Thez was the first one to touch it."
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
Oh that'd do it. It would take good luck to recreate the set though>>46941
"Sadly that's true. You go playing around with wonderous powers bad things can happen. Anyways, we can try again when the wizard gets here or tomorrow"
Where is the party right now anyway?
The party has gone much longer periods without Thez. Much longer. It can wait a day
Last I knew, on the deck of the airship.
Still in the dungeon i guess.>>46945
No, I lost track at the airship, which is still possible despite Tracy's shenanigens.
Where was staue thez at? Thats where infernuis is.
[1d20 = 18]>>46948>>46946
What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably>>46951
Bitch slap pony
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
>>46952>Why would they be on the airship?
They were transporting the loot to the tower.
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
>>46955>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down>>46950>>46957
"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet">>46958
Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
Oh, thank Elway not that.
The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.>>46955
"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first
thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
>>46963>first thing that happened is everyone was blinded
Fuck. That makes it moar difficult.
"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
[1d20+22 = 27]>>46978
Grabs rod from pony
You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
[1d20+22 = 24]>>46983
"Oh we've got plenty">>46982
Grabs the rod
"And here's the rod"
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
... That might work..
>>47004She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
... on the ethereal plane
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
>>47022>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Lenos's faggot just got here im lost whats going on
What do I win?
Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
"We found a rod of wonder"
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
So we wonder what it does or why we use it?
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
Techinally Thez and Tracy went batshit with the rod of wonder, but yes
Sorry couldnt help making a pun
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
So yeah, get Thez back. She seems to have pressed every button. Or many of them at least
We need to know what happened to Thez, and if she's even present first.
I believe lebos was last seen drinking on the airship correct?
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow
to the airship
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
Uh, the airship?
I guess the top deck
Apparently not allowed.
How do (YOU) suppose we fix Thez then?
How would he know what's going on?
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
Cuz he's got a similar rod desu
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
I thought you meant to pilot somewhere.>>47090>pic related
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
Okay, we get it
You hate me
I hate you
Now can we get back to the situation at hand?
I hate all of you to a certain degree, there's nothing unhealthy about that.
Nah, just wanted to go to check for damage
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
Same. Infernius and his faggot are definatrly the hardest to hate though
I heard before you didn't like that Korak fellow. Can you tell us a little about that?
[1d20+18 = 29]>>47096
Chain? You mean the one that fires the cannons?
Engineering check for how the hell to do that>>47098>returns favor>>47101
As the one who killed him, I would like too know more.
The bastard shot me once
And then ran a2ay before i could return his bullet
I need to go friends meatspace calls.
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there>>47103>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything
always brings all the attention back to you
. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
You do realize what I am right
Au revoir, faguette>>47106
Are they standard or magic cannonballs?
Also, could lenos make another gun or should Torc visit the gnomes again?>>47107
Especially since it was a shitpost
>>47108>All this sperging
Take your medication anon>>47109
Well that and other things
It seems we can't make any progress then.
I believe it>>47114
Not until you take your autism pills
You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
The makings of a great GM desu>>47110
They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU>>47117>Without Powder/brass
Sounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
*drinks glass of water*
>>47119>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
*scratches back with stick*
So it functions like a battleship?
Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?>>47122
So HE rounds?
I think we now know what to do with the money
Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
Boy I enjoy being a captain>>47122
Okay, how the fuck do you
get a +23 on use magic device?
Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines
19 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
i might be able to find her
More like "DAFUQ">>47133
She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.>>47134
Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.>>47137
Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.>>47139
When was it taken from her?
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
HE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing>>47141>probally not
Maybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
"Any idea what could've happened to her?"
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level">>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.>>47145>>47148
She's a statue on the ethereal plane.
did the rod go with her?
No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Well fuck it.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
She's prohibited from flying though
>>47154>inb4 deleted for flying
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
[1d20+23 = 32]>>47158
To Sneak away.
And she's off, without a word.
Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
[1d20 = 7]>>47162
Rolling to fix cannon
[1d20+26 = 38]>>47159>>47158
Fae: Spot Check>>47163
Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?>>47163
I don't think thats a 20
Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a
more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?
And the Robe?
And the Potion?
And the scroll?
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding
I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius>The scroll really is of confusion
What does my long horned goat do?
I forgive you ya little shit>>47176>armor is Charisma>Torc can't wear armor
End my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells? [1d20+18 = 25]>>47180
I made the right fucking choice then
WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost
"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.
Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
I'm sorry to you as well
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
Thank you.>>47182I will sincerely miss you, i teard up reading your blog-post. I've had fun with you and tracy over the last few months. I wish you well and when you get your life back on track come back and post okay? Infernuis is be heartbroken.the tears are flowing now. i Dont know if you are still here but heres my best feelshttps://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes>>47199
I don't think we'll ever be able to even
Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually Ha!
Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
I'll be nicer to you, I promise
I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
Why do you say that?
Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
>>47214>stick size changing dagger in lock>grow>¿¿¿>profit
The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
>>47218>inb4 horny female orcs
There could be, really easily
At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again>>47220That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage
Be very afraid.
Torc is rape personified.
I hate both of you
Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Im used to being the bad guy
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
>>47233But it was only one encounter
>>47234True, but Snek is still lvl 1, and I'm assuming that the mummies aren't exactly low leveled
>>47235I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?