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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42118
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Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42119
42120
>>42116
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42120
Johann_Heinrich_Füssli_014.jpg
>>42119
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42121
42122 42123
>>42116
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42122
42125
>>42121
Her first action can be to phase through the floor, yes.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42123
42125
>>42121
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?

If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time
Mrs. Sentry
ecAd+
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No.42125
42127
>>42122
>>42123
Well forget that then.
I outta select that quickening feat later on..

I g2g for the next hour or two..
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42127
42134
>GM does a quick review of all the metamagic feats.
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42129
42130
1fpxdl.jpg
>tfw sky pirates start attacking your party's base, violating the NAP, so you stabby-stabby the airship and Kek blesses you so you pop its source of lift
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42130
42131
>>42129
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42131
42132
>>42130
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42132
42133
>>42131
Falling from the sky is still well within the threshold of possibility still
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42133
>>42132
Well I can help with that
Mrs. Sentry
ecAd+
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No.42134
>>42127
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.

Can lurk, but can't post much..
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42135
42136
I'm assuming Torc could detect this, cause its fucking easy as hell to notice.
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42136
42138
>>42135
Lighter than air, strangely enough.
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42137
42138
The balloon is not the only source of lift and propulsion. There are a number of large vertically and horizontally aligned propellers that whirl all on their own.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42138
42139
>>42137
>balloon deflates
>tangles propellers
>???
>profit
>>42136
Okay, thats easier
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42139
42140 42961
cunt.png
>>42138
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42140
42141
>>42139
What about the crew, do they look formidable?
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42141
42142
>>42140
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42142
42144
>>42141
How many apparent Spellcaster?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42143
*picks bolts out of body*
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42144
42145 42146
>>42142
Two are apparent.
Sorry, divegrass
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42145
42146
>>42144
Can Torc detect magic uses by, well, their magic?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42146
42147 42159
>>42144
Oh shit,
Thanks for reminding me.
>>42145
Detect magic would tell you the presence of magic, you'd need to make spell-craft checks to identify what spells are being cast.
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42147
42160
>>42146
Mlpol lost ~_~
MVP fpr /fsg/ was the announcer
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42148
42152
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*dark energy-channeling stops*
[sad blackguard noises]
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42149
42151 42154 42155
1514942306035.png
After an extensive and multiday exercise in hermeneutics, I have determined that under 3.5e rules, Fae would not be eligible to advance in size category from the Paladin's Mount hit die... I did discover a few other things, like additional ability scores and feats, that she would receive that make up for about half the difference in damage and attack
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42151
impressive.jpg
>>42149
>multi-day hermaneutics


Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42152
42160
>>42148
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42154
1471762324702.png
>>42149
kek
Mrs. Sentry
iXwV3
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No.42155
42158
>>42149
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42157
Can I get any tips on the functional use of Astral Projection?
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42158
42161 42163
>>42155
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.

The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.

>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42159
>>42146
Yeah, thats what I was looking for
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42160
42162 42164
>>42152
>>42147
i missed the cup match? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42161
42163 42165
>>42158
Hooves aren't natural weapons?
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42162
>>42160
F
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42163
>>42161
>>42158
Bite is
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42164
42166 42167
>>42160
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42165
>>42161
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42166
42168
>>42164
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42167
42169
>>42164
who is this playing rn?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42168
>>42166
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42169
42170 42172
>>42167
https://www.smashcast.tv/the4chancup
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42170
42171 42172
>>42169
who is /sng/?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42171
42172
>>42170
Nazbol
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42172
42173
>>42171
>>42170
>>42169
communist nazis?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42173
42174
maxresdefault.jpg
>>42172
Call them what you like...
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42174
>>42173
ill call them soap.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42175
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Posting nazbol memes cuz I have a little bit of time to kill..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42176
42177
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Idk why, but these always crack me up.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42177
1512954645399.gif
>>42176
>1 and 5


Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42178
42179
Ig2g for an hour.
Hope we win the match.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42179
>>42178
me too. stay safe.

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42180
/ancap/ vs /sg/
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42181
42182
I'm going to a movie with my family, so I'll be out for a few hours. I believe there are several more /pol/ league games anyways, so I think we'd have a delayed start tonight either way
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42182
42183
>>42181
what movie?
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42183
42184 42185
>>42182
"All the Money in the World," The movie about the kidnapping of Paul Ghetty's grandson
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42184
>>42183
hope you guys enjoy it.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42185
>>42183
Have fun
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42187
/MLPOL/ IS PLAYING
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42189
42190 42191
689230__explicit_artist-colon-ratofdrawn_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan cup_bipedal_blade_crotchboobs_female_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nudity_pony_so.png
GM, can you put Tenko in the game later, so Tracy can kill him?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42190
42192
>>42189
infernuis will help.
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42191
>>42189
It will be my pleasure
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42192
42193
>>42190
I kind of wanted to try that chest-burster move on him. She has the lube.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42193
42194
>>42192
i wanted to slowly boil him in a big pot.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42194
42195 42196
>>42193
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42195
>>42194
let the orcs eat him alive?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42196
>>42194
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42198
42199 42200
I'm not watching, hows it going for us?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42199
>>42198
1-1 we advance, we fight /auspol/ tommorow.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42200
42201 42202
289083__safe_artist-colon-deliriouscat_derpy hooves_computer_emu_female_mare_pegasus_pony_rom.jpeg
>>42198
We fight the Australians tomorrow.
Only the strong survive.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42201
>>42200
derpie a cute!
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42202
42203 42207
3406de5215794dc9dea28919592e9364.jpg
>>42200
>australians
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42203
42204
>>42202
need more strya memes
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42204
42206
>>42203
Thats all I've got
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42206
42208
>>42204
terrible meme mage.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42207
42208
>>42202
>100 year delayed shitposts
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42208
42209
>>42206
I wasn't joking when I said my meme folder got wiped.
I'm starting from the bottom up
>>42207
I can only hope to reach those shitpost levels
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42209
42210 42211
shitpost iceberg.jpg
>>42208
There is much moar to explore, Anon.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42210
>>42209
>writing a meme bible
Give me a year
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42211
1564156__safe_artist-colon-lil miss jay_tempest shadow_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_animated_broken horn_chibi_fe.gif
>>42209

Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42212
42213
Alright, sorry for the delay. That last match of the cup made me mad and I needed a moment to chill.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42213
42214
>>42212
Thats fine, I'm just formulating ideas for the meme bible
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42214
42217
559476__safe_artist-colon-pixelsofsin_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_exploitable meme_forced meme_hugh jackman_human_irl_irl human_meme_my little hugh_photo_re.png
>>42213
>>42213

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42215
42216
Is Lenos's faggot present?
Anonymous
WPak+
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No.42216
42218
>>42215
Yep
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42217
42219
>>42214
It is time to go down as the biggest shitposter in history
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42218
42219
>>42216
Good to hear.

Now, if we could just get a signal on Trump's faggot..
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42219
42220 42221
>>42217
oh? rlly?
>>42218
hes watching a movie.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42220
>>42219
I already have an end times prophecy, yeah I will go down as the biggest shitposter
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42221
42222
>>42219
Hope he get back soon or his character is getting >raped in front of everyone.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42222
42224 42226 42228
>>42221
>rape him

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Anonymous
lK8Ew
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No.42223
Praise Epona!
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42224
42225 42228
>>42222
absolute top fucking kek
Check'd
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42225
>>42224
>a pali checking quads
IT'S A SIGN OF KEK
Now Tracy has to >rape Trumpaladin
Anonymous
WPak+
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No.42226
>>42222
This
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42227
42229
Actually, >rape is permissible under a Zone of Peace,....
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42228
42229 42230 42233
429645__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_hentai woody_meme_nightmare fuel_simple background_solo_transparent background_woody face.png
>>42222
>>42224
Well.. I can't really argue with those digits, can I?
*Throws Trumpaladin off her back and sits on him while stripping his lower-half armor*
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42229
>>42227
Oh shit
>>42228
OH SHIT
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42230
42231 42232
>>42228
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42231
42234
>>42230
Torc looks away, laughing his ass off.
How distracted are the pirates now?
Y/EyQ
?
No.42232
42242
[1d20 = 12]
>>42230
stealth to board the ship while they are distracted.
lK8Ew
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No.42233
42235 42236 42237
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42234
42235
>>42231
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42235
42237
>>42234
I'm assuming a couple feet behind Trump and Tracy if there's room.
>not oblivious
That answers my question
>>42233
>1
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42236
42238
>>42233
Why the helmet tho?

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42237
42239 42240 42241
>>42233
>>42235
That was a 1d4+1 roll, btw
Tracy lays him bare in wo minutes flat and ravages.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42238
>>42236
So she can feel his face beneath her butt.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42239
>>42237
two minutes*
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42240
>>42237
>1d4
Ah
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42241
42242 42243
>>42237
I saw, that was a good dice range
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42242
42245
>>42232
>>42241
do i board?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42243
42244
>>42241
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check

*publicly ravages Paladin*
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42244
>>42243
"Rabbits I fucking tell ya"
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42245
42246 42247
>>42242
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42246
42251
>>42245
What does zone of peace do to Torc?
Y/EyQ
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No.42247
42250 42252
[1d20+10 = 13]
>>42245
will save
Anonymous
WPak+
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No.42248
42251
has lenos managed to cast meteor swarm yet?

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42249
42251
Spoilered
I realize, due to smoke concealment, it'd look like one of those cartoonish dust clouds you'd see in Looney Toons to anyone more than 10 ft away....
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.

*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
YG8uS
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No.42250
42252
[1d20+9 = 20]
>>42247
>will save
Same here I guess
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42251
42253
>>42246
Unable to physically attack or cast deliberately harmful spells.
>>42248
In a moment
>>42249
Yes, yes, we get it. The pirates are quite distracted and stalled, unsure what to do.
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42252
42254
>>42247
Fail
>>42250
That would have worked, but too late.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42253
>>42251
Alright. I wasn't in the mood for details anyway.
YG8uS
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No.42254
42255 42256 42257
[1d20+9 = 28]
>>42252
>rip me
Y/EyQ
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No.42255
42257
[1d20+10 = 18]
>>42254
jej
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42256
>>42254
Whoops accidental roll
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42257
42258 42260
raped.png
>>42254
>>42255
Its not a big deal, you just can'tt attack. Also, Trump is being >raped.
>pic related is for when Trump catches up on thread
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42258
42264
>>42257
>can't attack
Can Torc still do abjuration spells?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42259
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out his armor was taken off..
at least he has the shield.

This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42260
42264
>>42257
can i grapple?

Anonymous
DGB25
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No.42261
42262 42263 42265
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The credits roll on the movie I am watching, and the first thing I see when I check my phone (immediately) is "will save," and the second thing I see is "continues ravaging paladin, his head fully in her mouth"
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42262
>>42261
Top kek
Anonymous
WPak+
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No.42263
>>42261
trump you exihbitionist you
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42264
42266 42267
>>42258
Such as?
It wouldn't be all the armor, just the bits and pieces around his tender bits.
>>42260
You can place one or both hands on or about someone's clothes, but not aggressively nor with force sufficient to detain.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42265
1514511803830.png
>>42261

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42266
42269
>>42264
dispel magic?
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42267
42269
GM, did you say lvl 8 or 9 spells where the limit for Torc after leveling up?
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
Anonymous
DGB25
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No.42268
42270
image.jpeg
Trumpaladin gives Tracy an expression that says (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), and knocks her the fuck off

*cums inside horse*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42269
42275
>>42266
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
lK8Ew
?
No.42270
42271
[1d20 = 2]
>>42268
>knocks her the fuck off
Ride check, to stay mounted
>tfw no ranks in Ride
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42271
>>42270
*is knocked off*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42272
Around Lenos' diminuative size appear four fiery spheres which streak toward and strike at the balloon. With four distinct flashes, the balloon,... shows some charring, but no apparent damage.
Anonymous
DGB25
?
No.42273
42277 42279
*puts his armor and everything back on*

Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42274
42275
anyone remember what the action order is?
YG8uS
?
No.42275
42276 42287
>>42269
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
YG8uS
?
No.42276
42286
[1d4+1 = 3]
>>42275
Fucked up that roll
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42277
42313
>>42273
i killed the zone of peace.
DGB25
?
No.42278
42286 42313
[1d20 = 20]
Bitch Smacks Pony
lK8Ew
?
No.42279
42280
[1d20+19 = 36]
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42280
42281 42284 42285
2e2adcc0e2fbf205528205ca3672d06a.jpg
>>42279
forgot pic
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42281
42282
>>42280
i hope that metals hard.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42282
>>42281
Either way, it's missing now.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42283
"why you attack us kike?!?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42284
42295
>>42280
>That garish codpiece
JUST
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42285
42286
dick-armor2.jpg
thief-subdues-his-victim-with-his-penis-1413261012234.jpeg
1c93254c7e195259ec2768f5fc9f397f--knight-armor-medieval-armor.jpg
e0ef8e1085e1cb98fac3031cc582b06f--suit-of-armor-th-century.jpg
TeERw4P.jpg
>>42280
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42286
42288 42295
>>42278
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42287
42289 42290 42291 42292
>>42275
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.


Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42288
42293 42295 42298 42302
Codpiece_of_Attention.png
>>42286
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42289
>>42287
lenos is begining to get an eye twitch
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42290
>>42287
>we meet again
Sounds like a good story for another time
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42291
>>42287
CALL FAE

But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42292
42294
>>42287
can i see the captain?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42293
42298
>>42288
What the actual fuck is this shit?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42294
42299
>>42292
He's a bit busy dancing currently
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42295
42297 42301
>>42286
>>42288
You don't see it much on /k/ or Crusader threads.
It's the darker side of history...
>>42284
Feel free to forget about it and cover-up the gap with the magick hat.
Otherwise, you'd have to somehow out-roll her with a Search check, because she's not about to let go of it.
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42296
*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things
WjJfm
?
No.42297
42300
[1d20 = 3]
>>42295
Grapples pony, and uses her to cover up gap in armor
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42298
42302
>>42288
>>42293
make me one torc
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42299
42301
>>42294
Oddly, there are several people in the captain's area who are dancing.

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42300
42306
>>42297
... He adds his 17 base attack bonus an +5 strength bonus to that. That's a 25 in total
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42301
>>42295
I never wanna see one again
>>42299
Spell or they just enjoy dancing?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42302
42303 42305
8fee7ac8249008ee9a60317f33ad4da1.jpg
>>42288
>*see page*
>*eye twitches*
.... *dry laughter....
>>42298
Ask Torc, he has all of the spells.
Pay him back by helping him with the Stone Horse.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42303
42304 42305
>>42302
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42304
>>42303
This

Says "hello" to captain. Or tries to anyways
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42305
>>42303
Temple?
>>42302
Am I gonna have too make an OC rock horse?
lK8Ew
?
No.42306
42307
[1d20+19 = 23]
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42307
42309 42311
>>42306
Is Trump resisting this move?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42309
42312
>>42307
Uh... I guess not?

*hides gap in armor with horse fur*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42310
42313
Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42311
>>42307
where am i on the ship gm? can i see the captain?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42312
42314 42315 42316 42317
>>42308
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42313
>>42310
See >>42277 and >>42278

WjJfm
?
No.42314
[1d20 = 12]
>>42312
What does the living area look like? Search check
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42315
42316 42318
>>42312
Are they still dancing?
WjJfm
?
No.42316
[1d20 = 16]
>>42315
The dancing people were on the deck. We are not in the deck. We are in a different room, presumably but not necessarily the captain's quarters

>>42312
Spot check. Are the two dudes fucking?
lK8Ew
?
No.42317
42320
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42318
42319 42321
>>42315
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42319
42322
>>42318
>continues to dance
This is going better than expected
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42320
42322 42324 42328
A fucking sphere.jpg
>>42317
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42321
42328
>>42318
is there anyone on the deck im on?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42322
42323 42324 42325
>>42320
... how do you get past a spherical force wall that can extend through solid objects?
>>42319
Pls Disintegrate this thing.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42323
42327
>>42322
Orders the horse back to the deck
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42324
42326 42327 42328 42337
>>42322
But dispelling magic will stop the dancing..

Fine, dispell magic
>>42320
Nice filename
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42325
42328
>>42322
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42326
42332
>>42324
DON'T STOP THE DANCING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42327
42330
>>42323
*moves through deck*
>>42324
Not dispel, Disintegrate on the sphere.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42328
42329 42330 42333
>>42320
>fabulous
Uhm, what?
>>42321
A couple dozen, and they're beginning to catch wind that they can attack.
>>42325
>GM thinks Trump is buzzed
>>42324
As you will. I assume you're doing an area of effect?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42329
>>42328
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"

Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42330
42337
>>42328
Yep, and then Torc casts dancing again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42327
How?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42331
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42332
42334
>>42326
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
Y/EyQ
?
No.42333
42335 42336
[1d20 = 9]
>>42328
"burn"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42334
>>42332
You have a lady with excellent tastes
Y/EyQ
?
No.42335
[2d20 = 24]
>>42333

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42336
42338 42340
>>42333
Burn what?
lK8Ew
?
No.42337
42339 42344
maxresdefault.jpg
[3d20 = 42]
>>42324
*grabs torc*
*brings him through the deck towards the captain.*
"Fix it!" she demands, gesturing to the wall of force.
>>42330
Cast the spell.

also, rolling to kill both those noobs below the deck because why not?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42338
>>42336
im lighting my sword on fire hen attacking
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42339
>>42337
You're back on deck, remember?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42340
42341
>>42336
That's the trigger-word for his sword's Flaming Burst ability
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42341
42342 42343
>>42340
No shit. Why is he attacking
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42342
42347
>>42341
They attacked us, and he's chaotic.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42343
>>42341
they attacked first.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42344
42348 42349
>>42337
Uh, okay?
Torc wrecks the wall of force, then casts the Sex Offender Shuffle
WjJfm
?
No.42345
42346
[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine

Trumpaladin slashes to kill something

Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42346
42349
>>42345
>Fae should be here
She flies at the same speed Lenos walks.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42347
42353 42354
>>42342
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42348
42350
>>42344
One at a time please, roll a dispel check
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42349
42351 42355
>>42344
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
YG8uS
?
No.42350
42352 42355
[1d20 = 3]
>>42348
Fine
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42351
42353 42356
>>42349
>state of florida
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42352
42353
>>42350
>ties noose
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42353
42362 42363
>>42347
It's not my fault the rest of my party are idiots. I just wanted to ask a few basic questions

>>42351
I know right

>>42352
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42354
neutral_evil_colonel_quaritch_by_4thehorde-d5yv0qv.jpg
>>42347
Tracy is just killing because she wants to now.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42355
42356 42357 42358 42359
>>42350
>3
Try again
>>42349
Because under D&D rules the mount is an extra-dimensional creature that is veritably summoned to the spot. But we're not GOING by D&D rules are we?
YG8uS
?
No.42356
42363
1502331824256.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>42351
Whats that supposed to mean?
>>42355
Trying again
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42357
42372
>>42355
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned

Fine

"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42358
42365 42372
>>42355
has lenos gotten close enough to the balloons to hit them with his sword
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42359
42364
>>42355
Since she's not an extraplanar creature, can she still be brought back if she's kill?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42360

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42362
42364
>>42353
THEY attcked US m8
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42363
42368 42369
>>42356
Disintegrate!
>>42353
>I just wanted to ask a few basic questions
Then why did you order Fae to attack as well?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42364
42366 42367 42372
>>42359
I was wondering the same thing earlier today. I think she's racially a magic beast, and so has a dual nature

>>42362
Did they confuse us for the Court City Pyramid in the water? Why did they attack us? I want to know
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42365
>>42358
He should be... he's been walking for two days..
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42366
42369
>>42364
you can ask the captain, but his men die for this slight against port barry.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42367
42369
>>42364
Don't worry, you get a new one in a month.
YG8uS
?
No.42368
[1d20 = 10]
>>42363
Fine, Torc sets his phaser to disintegrate and makes a disintegration roll
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42369
42370 42371
>>42363
I'd rather ask questions, but if you fuck ups are going to destroy that for me, then I'm taking xp as well

>>42366
They did fire at the city

>>42367
*glares*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42370
>>42369
So do you want to negotiate while they're cowering, or do you want XP?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42371
42373 42374
>>42369
ask your questions you found the captain.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42372
42374 42375
>>42357
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42373
>>42371
Tracy will just shove the captain in her bag and suffocate him.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42374
>>42371
>>42372
Oh fuck it

Order Tracy to attack, and slash as appropriate
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42375
>>42372
This dancing is the best idea I ever had.
>-10 refl saves
Have fun guys
lK8Ew
?
No.42376
42379
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
WjJfm
?
No.42377
42382
[4d20 = 48]
Full Round Slashing!
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42378
42379
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
lK8Ew
?
No.42379
42380 42381
[3d20 = 10]
>>42376
Can, can she cleave that?
>>42378
*stands back a bit*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42380
>>42379
>1
I guess not...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42381
42383 42384
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379
No
WjJfm
?
No.42382
[1d20 = 5]
>>42377
That 20 is a cleave
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42383
42386
>>42381
But Torc was enjoying the dancing!
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42384
42390
>>42381
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42385
42387
2f7.jpg
Just wanna say, >tfw
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42386
42388 42389
>>42383
The ones dancing are in the wall of force. They're still dancing.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42387
42395
>>42385
I know right. I just wanted to ask why they were shooting at us and the city
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42388
>>42386
Yay!
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42389
42391
>>42386
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
lK8Ew
?
No.42390
42393
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>42384
Intimidate Check for that
Also, cast Doom on the Captain.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42391
42392 42394 42396 42398
>>42389
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42392
>>42391
My sides have left the planet
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42393
>>42390
>*gives the stink-eye*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42394
>>42391
Cocky bastard..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42395
42396
>>42387
I rly don't think you do
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42396
42398
>>42391
Dismount horse

>>42395
These xp whores aren't taking it all
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42397
42398 42401 42404 42406 42408
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
lK8Ew
?
No.42398
42399 42400
[1d20 = 17]
>>42391
>>42397
Rolling to make a trip attack with the spiked chain
Doom once more
>>42396
This is why I prefer neutral ebil
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42399
42402
>>42398
That son of a bitch knows something of value. Maybe even a Unicorn!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42400
>>42398
>tfw 31 Str, and 60-ft spiked chain
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42401
>>42397
Follows as fast as he can run. Which is like 3x speed
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42402
42409
>>42399
Then we'll ask him ourselves
she just tripped him up
WjJfm
?
No.42403
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort

Pounce!
Y/EyQ
?
No.42404
42408 42409 42411 42413
[1d20 = 20]
>>42397
GRAPPLE!!!
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42405
42407
*bellows* don't kill him I want to torture him for awhile
YG8uS
?
No.42406
42410 42411
[1d20 = 16]
>>42397
>>42397
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Monster
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42407
>>42405
After we're done torturing him, lets open a Gate and throw him into the Abyss.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42408
>>42404
Perfect

>>42397
"So now... Who are you, where do you come from, why are you here, and why the actual fuck were you shooting at us?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42409
42412 42413 42415 42416
>>42402
It does trip him up, and as he tips forward he grabs his hat and acrobatically/gracefully flips in mid-air and lands on his feet in a continuous run, casting a sly glance at Tracy as he does so
>>42404
You have a choice. Did you succeed the grapple, or did you stay on the ship?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42410
42414
>>42406
>hold monster
>on a humanoid
smh

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42411
>>42404
AWWWWWW YEAH
>>42406
Eh, could be worse
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42412
42416 42418
>>42409
i succeeded
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42413
>>42404
>>42409
Grab him Infernius!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42414
>>42410
Well I couldn't find hold person, so fuck off
WjJfm
?
No.42415
42416 42419
[3d20 = 39]
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!

MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!

Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts

Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42416
42418 42419 42421
>>42412
>>42409
Tracy promptly pursues the two beneath the ground.
>>42415
Why you kill all of the cohorts if you want info?
YG8uS
?
No.42417
42420
[1d20 = 12]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Person
You happy now?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42418
42421 42422
>>42412
And so you did. Unfortunately, that glorious tackle-grab that resulted in him being in possession, also resulted in the both of you rolling off the ship.
>>42416
Noted
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42419
42421
>>42416
towards the ground*
>>42415
Make a ride check to mount rapidly. She's going either way.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42420
>>42417
F> Dispel
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42421
42424
>>42418
>>42416
Superb point

"Take them alive if possible Fae!"

Tries to get the Infernius and Captain

>>42419
Mounts horse anyways
Y/EyQ
?
No.42422
[1d20+4 = 7]
>>42418
intimidation check
"WHO FUCK ARE YOU?!?!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42423
42426 42430
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42424
42425
>>42421
Seriously, make the rapid-mounting check
She'll react differently if he's riding her.
WjJfm
?
No.42425
42428
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>42424
Fine. Ride check
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42426
42440
>>42423
"Who are you?"
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42427
42429
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42428
42432
>>42425
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.

Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42429
>>42427
I think there's one more enemy
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42430
>>42423
"Hello. Who are you?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42431
42433
*Minotaur screams*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42432
42434
>>42428
I'm nerfing your flying soon

If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42433
42440
>>42431
*catches*
"Put him in the bag."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42434
42435
>>42432
He has to roll a 20 or higher to mount rapidly, and Infernius was at terminal velocity.
WjJfm
?
No.42435
>>42434
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42436
42437 42440
*spots mage and turns around and heads back to the ship* The mage is mine to kill
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42437
>>42436
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42440
42441 42442 42444 42445
>>42426
"If I give you my name, will you accept a duel?" he says with a sneer, as though he expects Torcuil's refusal.
>>42433
>in the bag
Rly?
>>42436
You're way outside, only Thez can <whoooof>

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42441
42444 42446
>>42439
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42442
42446
>>42440
*suffocates in german Minotaur*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42444
42446
>>42440
>>42441
*Removes captain from bag*
Shackle
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42445
42447 42449
>>42440
"Nah, I'm not really feeling a duel today."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42446
42448
>>42441
Fine, roll a d20 to catch Infernius, and what about the guy he's grappelling?
>>42444
>>42442
We're so not there yet
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42447
42449 42450
>>42445
"A pity then, the GM was looking forward to lining Bones with my suit. Adieu,...."
F> Weird
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42448
>>42446
who needs to roll a d20 im confused now
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42449
42530
>>42447
>>42445
he just called you a bitch torc, are you gonna take that?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42450
42453
>>42447
Lining bones?
What?
And what is this "F>"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42453
>>42450
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42464
42465
Meanwhile, Infernius finds, upon attempting to detain the increasingly wiley captain, that he is holding a cheap bathrobe, and that the real captain is falling at standard speed with a smirk on his face.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42465
42467
>>42464
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tracy go get em."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42467
42468 42471
>>42465
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42468
42469
>>42467
"what the fuck?!?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42469
42470 42471
>>42468
No
Kitties
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42470
42474
>>42469
"lennos take out cat wand!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42471
42472
>>42467
>>42469
Oh. Cast dispel magic on self
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42472
>>42471
Trump is first
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42474
42475
>>42470
is dying and cat hardly see keyboard
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42475
42476
>>42474
IKR?
>>42473
I know what you meant

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42476
42479
>>42475
i cast dispel magic
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42477
>>42443
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42479
42481 42484
>>42476
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42480
Not my finest hour
WjJfm
?
No.42481
42482 42530
[1d20+11 = 13]
[1d20 = 1]
>>42479
From Midair? Spot check and Fae can spot check
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42482
42485
>>42481
Dude, they're gone
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42483
42486 42530
gm infernious you bastards im still laughing and my sides hurt now
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42484
42485 42487
1512622641183.png
>>42479
"me sure this will be the last we see of them."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42485
42488
>>42484
>>42482
"Now let's ransack their shit. Take their ship, figure out how it works, see what goodies are here, resurrect a pirate or more later and ask 'em questions, and maybe see if any of them want jobs"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42486
1514164112087.png
>>42483

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42487
>>42484
XDDDD

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42488
42489 42490 42491
>>42485
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42489
42490 42493
>>42488
any kittens?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42490
42491 42493
>>42488
Is there a map for navigation in the cock pit? Is anything marked on it?

>>42489
This. Fae should be here, so there should be at least one kitty
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42491
42492
>>42488
>>42490
i think they got drunk and accidentally shot at us.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42492
42493
>>42491
Kek. They shot a hell of a lot of cannon balls though
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42493
42494 42495 42496
>>42490
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42494
42497
>>42493
*pets dander-free feline*
"It's okay, I love you"

To Thez
"Do you know why they attacked?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42495
42497
>>42493
"a roc?"
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42496
>>42493
no wonder i couldn't pop it*folds arms and glares at the floating rock*

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42497
42498
>>42494
>Shrugs
>>42495
"No, for real this time, its a flying rock."

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42498
42499
>>42497
"Have you seen them before?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42499
42500 42502
>>42498
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42500
42504
>>42499
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42501
42503 42504
well good night all lenos's faggot has to be up early to try and get broken truck fixed
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42502
42504
>>42499
"you think we can make more ships?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42503
>>42501
night.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42504
42505
>>42500
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42505
>>42504
"me like it."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42507
42512
infernuis want to skull fuck a beholder.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42512
42513 42515
>>42507
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42513
42514
>>42512
>All that shit
You may as well have us fight Nyarlathotep riding Yog-Sothoth
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42514
42516
1512813219238.png
>>42513
> Nyarlathotep riding Yog-Sothoth

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42515
>>42512
ill just mind fuck the mind flayer.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42516
42519
>>42514
Is Yog-Sothoth the flying spaghetti monster?
https://youtu.be/cE1FrqheQNI
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42519
220px-Yog-Sothoth_couleur.jpg
>>42516
basically
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42520
42521
17bde397a495398ad770336203b1d438.png
>>42518

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42521
42523
>>42520
>>42518
she thiccccccc
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42522
/mlpol/ is playing!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42523
Spoilered
>>42521
>deleted it myself
Brains are fattening apparently.

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42524
42525
>>42518
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
Anonymous
lK8Ew
?
No.42525
42526 42527 42529 42530
>>42524
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42526
>>42525
*kills mind flayer*
WjJfm
?
No.42527
42528 42529 42530 42536
>>42525
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42528
1515354921412.png
>>42527
top troll
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42529
>>42525
>>42527
That's fukkin diabolical
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42530
42531
>>42449
Obviously yes, cause my body decided to pass out
>>42481
You fugged up
>>42483
Dancing airpirates was amazing
>>42525
>>42527
Bruh
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42531
42532 42533
1489391__safe_fluttershy_rainbow dash_discussion in the comments_duckery in the comments_meme_op started shit_pony.png
>>42530

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42532
42533 42534 42535
>>42531
Saved

Whats a Mindflayer? Sounds Lovecraftian
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42533
>>42531
T H I S
H
I
S

AUSIES BTFO

Range ban Australia

>>42532
>sounds lovecraftian
I know right
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42534
42538
>>42532
This pic is my favorite. It appears to be a Mind Flayer Monk,... which would be just absurd.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42535
42537
mind-flayer-featured.jpg
>>42532
>>42532

Mrs. Sentry
cI/mD
?
No.42536
>>42527
Fug man...
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42537
42539 42540
>>42535
Cthulhu's retarded son?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42538
119illithid.jpg
>>42534

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42539
42541
>>42537
they eat your brain and gain your knowledge.
Mrs. Sentry
cI/mD
?
No.42540
42541
>>42537
Uber intelligent, but yes.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42541
42542
>>42539
>>42540
K
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42542
42543 42544
>>42541
/MLPOL/ VS /ANCAP/
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42543
>>42542
https://www.smashcast.tv/the4chancup
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42544
>>42542
>internal conflict grows
Jk, GO MLPOL
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42545
42546
FB_IMG_1515357751389.jpg

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42546
>>42545
jej!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42547
42548
Testing the other dice rolling
[1d20 = 18]

Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42548
42549 42570
>>42547
how do you do that one?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42549
42550 42552
>>42548
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42550
42551
>>42549
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42551
42555
>>42550
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42552
42553 42554 42557
Pickle-Infernuis.jpg
>>42549
infernuis transforms into pickle infernuis
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42553
>>42552
....
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42554
42559
>>42552
She's not gonna say it, but she's thinking it.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42555
42556
>>42551
It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damage
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42556
42561
>>42555
You don't see the [EPIC] next to the feat name?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42557
42558
>>42552
>inb4 unable to change back
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42558
>>42557
>Inb4 he doesn't care so long as Thez can carry him around
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42559
42560
>>42554
"t-t-t-thez *burp* me a shit meme thez, shove me in y-y-you *burp*"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42560
42564
My feelings on this.jpg
>>42559
>>42559

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42561
42562 42563
>>42556
Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.

What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42562
42567
>>42561
I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42563
42565
>>42561
No to both
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42564
infernuisRick.jpg
>>42560

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42565
c32005398bd5afa4f1f7bee8d256fb36.jpg
>>42563
Alright then. I guess I'll just have to wait until lvl 20.
Let me look at the list again..
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42566
42571
infernuisRick.jpg
cleaned up version
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42567
42568
>>42562
What page did you pull that Devoted to A Cause feat from?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42568
42582
>>42567
This page right here
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42569
42582
I should have asked for this feat. Hell yes
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Celestial_Mount_(3.5e_Feat)
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42570
42571 42586
>>42548
[(# o dice)d(# o sides)]
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42571
42574
>>42570
>>42566

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42572
42573 42574 42577
So the party has a handy new airship, which is much faster and more maneuverable than the Tower. It also has fixed cannons that were able to dent the Tower. Lenos, and now Thez are 'examining' the bar, aside from a couple-dozen pirates lining the deck and somehow Infernius turning himself into a pickle, nothing but the sound of the wind and the rhythm of the ships mechanisms running is immediate.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42573
42575 42576
>>42572
You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?

Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42574
42576
>>42571
My opinion?
You need to have a very high IQ to understand....
>>42572
>no sound
"FUCK ZIGGERS"
Anyway, to begins to poke and prod around the ship
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42575
42576 42579
>>42573
Can Torc be pilot?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42576
42579 42583
>>42573
Each one
>>42574
>>42575
Spellcraft check
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42577
42578
>>42572
"thez no alcohol!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42578
42580
>>42577
"Says the pickle," Xp
WjJfm
?
No.42579
42585
>>42575
So long as 1. you don't crash it 2. I can adorn it with my Generals as archery support, then sure

>>42576
Tell Fae to bring a Spartan up to the ship, and ask him what the hell this thing is
\r
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42580
42581
>>42578
"reeeeee it will deform the baby!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42581
>>42580
This. Also, alcohol is degenerate
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42582
42588 42596
>>42568
>>42569
Think any of these archetypes would be too much?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Creepy_Kid_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Outcast_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Psychotic_(3.5e_Feat)
YG8uS
?
No.42583
42584 42599
[1d20+5 = 6]
>>42576
Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42584
>>42583
>1
I'm gonna go kill myself now
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42585
>>42579
Deal
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42586
42587
>>42570
in the email field or what
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42587
42589
>>42586
Just type it
EG
[1d20 = 19]

[1d1000 = 637]

[5d6 = 15]

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42588
42591
>>42582
"Hiss!"

Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42589
>>42587
Oh now I get a good fucking d20 roll
Fuck off script
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42590
42594
[(1 dice)d(20 o sides)]
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42591
42595
>>42588
She qualifies for the listed prereqs, and I think they match her meme-thematics.
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42592
42594
[1d20 = 4]

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42593
42594
1d20
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42594
42597
>>42590
>>42592
>>42593
Just fyi, if you want to test things, there's also a hidden board for it:
>>>/test/
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42595
>>42591
I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42596
42598 42602
>>42582
>archetype feats
>homebrew

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42597
>>42594
Thanks for the link, for some reason I can never get there
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42598
42599
>>42596
I guess that means no then.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42599
42600 42601 42602 42605
>>42583
Feats are learned skills or abilities that don't fit with basic skills. Think of them as technique(s) that the player learns to accommodate their existing abilities.
>>42598
Cuz you need more hacks?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42600
shrug.png
>>42599
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42601
42603
>>42599
How do I aquire?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42602
>>42599
>>42596
How do archetypes work anyway? I was just poking around the page that last link was from.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42603
42604 42605 42606
>>42601
You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42604
42605 42608
>>42603
>I get 8
Holy fuck
How many skills can I pick to be maxxed with my skill points?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42605
>>42604
>>42599
I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword

>>42603
>>42604
Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42606
42609
>>42603
"Thez can you pick me up? it dirty down here."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42607
42610 42612
By the way, lest I forget, I did want to give shit to Infernius and Torcuil, who's faggots couldn't contain themselves from cross-threading in the 4cc thread, and especially Torcuil for thinking this was the first trophy Mlpol has gotten Xp
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42608
42612 42613
>>42604
You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42609
42614
>>42606
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42610
42611
>>42607
torc called me out.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42611
42614
>>42610
Oh I was facepalming the entire time
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42612
42616
>>42607
Hey, he fucking started it. And I hadn't paid attention to the cups so go drive off a cliff. But not really
>>42608
English please?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42613
>>42608
The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42614
42616 42617 42618
>>42609
"because me can mort.....thez."
>>42611
blame him
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42616
42618 42623
>>42612
Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614
"And how do you plan to not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42617
42619 42621
>>42614
He's Animal Domain, Right?
Doesn't he get Shapechange at this level?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42618
42622
>>42614
You thez posted first
>>42616
>17 in some 8 in the others
Thanks
>pickle
This is weird
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42619
>>42617
>Me unironically trying to make sense of this
Don't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42620
42624
Can Tracy ransack the bodies/ship?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42621
42623 42625 42626 42630
>>42617
ding ding ding.
"me have new power"

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42622
42625 42628 42631
>>42618
someone said post waifu for power.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42623
>>42616
>>42621

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42624
>>42620
It looks pretty high class
Tracy looks around for anything worth taking.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42625
42628 42629
pickle1.png
>>42621
>>42622
I missed the waifu bit
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42626
42627
>>42621
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Turn me into a horse or pony!"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42627
42628 42632
>>42626
"touch me."
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42628
42633 42635
>>42622
Well, I guess its better for me to be slightly autistic and get it out on the web than with people I know irl. Now can we shut up about it?
>>42625
I swear we get fucking weirder every bred
>>42627
Lewd
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42629
>>42625
>best gm
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42630
42633
>>42621
"And that's what you went with?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42631
42633
image.jpeg
image.png
>>42622
>post waifu for power
Posting waifus
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42632
42634 42636
>>42627
*touches Infernius's Pickle*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42633
best pony(thez).png
1515025806426.png
>>42630
"me thought it would be funny."
>>42628
yea we can.
>>42631

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42634
42637 42638
>>42632
"klattu verata nikto"
*you are now flash sentry*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42635
42650
>>42628
Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42636
42640 42674
>inb4 someone eats the pickle
>>42632
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8KBarJSGf8
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42637
42639
1584440__safe_artist-colon-gracebl_flash sentry_clothes_ear piercing_male_necktie_pegasus_piercing_shirt_simple background_smiling_solo_stallion.png
>>42634
"MY POWER GROWS!"

*Finds Tracy*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42638
42639 42641
>>42634
Shapechange is personal only, u cant change others
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42639
42641 42650
>>42638
>oh rip
>>42637
torc has to change you
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42640
>>42636
jej
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42641
42644
1498842923613.png
>>42638
>>42639
But Animal Shape is
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42642
42643 42646 42675
>has idea
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42643
42645
>>42642
"uh"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42644
42646
>>42641
Fair point, though that means Trump can't be a pickle.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42645
>>42643
"You shush, this was your idea anyway." :3
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42646
42647
>>42644
*Sad Waifu Thief noises*

>>42642
I don't think it was actually crafted, just discussed
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42647
42648
>>42646
The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
WjJfm
?
No.42648
42649 42651
[1d20 = 4]
>>42647
Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?

Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42649
>>42648
That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42650
42651
>>42635
I actually understand something for once, does it have an intercom system?
>>42639
Polymorph time?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42651
42654 42659 42663
>>42648
There's no skill for seduction (there REALLY should be) so I would add the modifiers of Sense Motive with Diplomacy and divide that by 2, applied against a DC for the pony being seduced
>>42650
Sure

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42652
42653
For example, Scootaloo would be DC5 j/k but not by much
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42653
42657
>>42652
what about lyra?
WjJfm
?
No.42654
42655 42657 42679
[1d20+30 = 31]
>>42651
>The only two skills I put anything into
+30 on the seduction modifier then

Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42655
42656
>>42654
>I rolled a 1
I managed to fuck up seducing Tracy
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42656
>>42655
>dick caught in vaccum cleaner.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42657
42658 42661
>>42653
>has hands
-5
>>42654
I check every time that happens to make sure it wasn't a script error.
The way I'm gonna play this one is, having just recently engaged in a frivolous sexing in front of the pirates, Trump is still off his game a tad and comically misses one of his lines.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42658
42660
>>42657
>tfw pickle.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42659
42660
>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42660
42662
>>42658
>no hands, my bad
Still a 0
>>42659
May the dice be with you.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42661
full.gif
>>42657
*Blue balled waifu thief noises*

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42662
>>42660
What do I roll?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42663
>>42651
So... what are the DCs of the various ponies?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42664
42666 42667
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42665
42666 42667 42669
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42666
42671
>>42664
Do the buttons and switches have labels?
And what position are the levers at?
>>42665
I will not touch altitude controll then
Y/EyQ
?
No.42667
42670
[1d20 = 11]
>>42664
>>42665
rolling for torc.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42669
42670 42672
AAGAAR01-24 (2).jpg
>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42670
>>42667
I don't need your rolls
>>42669
Kek
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42671
42677
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42672
>>42669
too soon.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42673
Sorry I had to step out...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42674
42676
>>42636
*pregnancy cravings intensify*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42675
42676 42678 42679
>>42642
"Here you go."
*gives bottle*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42676
42680
>>42674
>>42675
"look at me, me a pickle!"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42677
42691
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42678
>>42675
http://ustre.am/1AD3d
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42679
42680
>>42675
Def see >>42654

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42680
42681 42682 42686
>>42676
*drools a little bit*
Fyi, if he didn't already belong to Thez, she may've just eaten him. She's like a cat in that regard.
"Do they have any food left in the chambers? Something acidic?"
>>42679
>that ridiculous modifier
>still 1 anyway
Wtf am I supposed to make of that?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42681
42683 42685 42693
>>42680
There's about 1/2 a boar
Still a fail btw
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42682
42684
>>42680
dont worry ill escape to the sewers.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42683
>>42681
>Still a fail
I know, I'm just having a hard time figuring out how to respond to it..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42684
42687
>>42682
"You, get big again," she says, waving one hand about in reference to making magic work.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42685
42697
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*

Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42686
42688
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42687
42689
>>42684
"you don't want to put me in the jar?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42688
42690
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42689
42692 42695
>>42687
*puts in jar because why not?*
*closes lid*
"There you go."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42690
42695
>>42688
That's way too harsh
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42691
42695
>>42677
>waiting
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42692
>>42689
"haha pickle infernuis!!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42693
42694 42695
>>42681
But like a real pick up artist I can roll again with a different target right?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42694
42696 42704
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?

>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42695
42697 42698 42699 42701
>>42690
I'm ok with lighting himself on fire
>>42689
"Hey!" Pulls pickle out of jar, "
>>42691
Easy maneuver. Its not like you're air-dropping ppl over ab enemy site.
>>42693
Cuz there's plenty of pones (or females for that matter) to seduce?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42696
42700 42704
>>42694
> -5 penalty on retries
Eh. I'll take it, and then go to the next tavern
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42697
>>42685
>>42695
What kind of clothes are they wearing?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42698
42702
>>42695
>not a lot of ponies
Touché. Is Felicia still pissy about that whole stabbing-her thing?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42699
42704
1512381197575.jpg
>>42695

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42700
ddcf7718ceb7523af3c9d5b3565024e1.jpg
>>42696

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42701
42703 42704 42705
>>42695
>piloting +1
Torc looks for the rest of the party, where are they?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42702
42707
>>42698
I'd be, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42703
42706
>>42701
I thought we were all on the airship?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42704
42706 42709 42711
>>42694
Depends, which transmutation?
>>42696
Thats seriously what you're going with
>>42699
dubs kek
>>42701
They're on the ship, surprised (relieved?) that they haven't died yet.


Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42705
42706
741.png
>>42701
"Present"

Trumpaladin has always looked somewhat orange, but he looks more orange than usual
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42706
42708
>>42703
>>42704
I figured
"Hi guys, whats..."
>>42705
"Am I drunk already?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42707
>>42702
I'll talk her out of it

*pets pony with wing. The blue pony*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42708
42710
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>42706
"I don' know. You flying us all while buzzed?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42709
42714 42915
>>42704
What's the handle animal check to have sex with a horse?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42710
42712 42713
>>42708
"I...
That d-depends, are you a horse right now?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42711
42764 42803 42836 42881
>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42712
42715
>>42710
"PICKLE INI'S"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42713
42715
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>42710
*Trumpaladin displays his beautiful wings, gilded armor, and natural splendor*
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42714
42716
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42715
42716
>>42713
>>42712
"And... hes... a...

Pickle...

Who put LSD in my tea?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42716
42717 42718 42719
>>42714
"But not long at all since I've seen you"
*Nuzzles pony with adorable pony nuzzle

FUCK YES I'M A PONY NOW!

That's correct, and shut the hell up. I was hoping GM wouldn't notice

>>42715
"Probably best not to trust food and drink you didn't prepare yourself"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42717
42721
>>42716
"Well, if you can't beat em..."
Torc polymorphs into a snake
"Polymorph party?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42718
42720 42724
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42719
42721
>>42716
*nuzzles back*
[nostalgic pony noises]
*kisses*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42720
42723
>>42718
*POOF IS MINOTAUR AGAIN*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42721
42722 42724
>>42717
*Tries to avoid stepping on snake*
"Sure"

>>42719
*Nuzzles harder*
*Much harder*
"You never got over that night, did you?"
*kisses poner*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42722
42724 42729
are-all-snakes-venomous-thats-a-myth-snakes-have-many-3752867.png
>>42721
"No step"
>Torc right now
+HpHa
?
No.42723
42725 42728
[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42724
42726 42727 42729 42731
>>42718
Under normal game rules, if he shifted into an inanimate object, would he have even been able to shift back?
>>42721
"~Hmmmm... I almost thought you'd forgotten..."
*rocks hips*
>>42722
There has to be a way to give Snek proficiency in one of those gunz
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42725
42727
miscellaneous_nuclear_explosion_explosion_lets_gist-e1360642759341.png
>>42723
>when Thez rolls a 20 on a melee attack
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42726
42732 42764
>>42724
Is Snek an Animal or a Construct btw?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42727
42729 42730 42731
>>42724
>snek gets a gun
I really like this idea, since there's 2
>>42725
She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42728
42739
>>42723
*Muffled concerned Minotaur noises*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42729
42731 42736 42745
>>42724
*nuzzling*
"You've never let me forget"
*Moves back and positions himself to get on top of her*
*trows forelegs over pony, and is now watching, along with Tracy, the scene in fornt of him*

>>42722
"I'll stay off your property"

>>42727
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42730
42733
520a3d463ae79841fd50315fc2e9c3ca--fantasy-armor-medieval-fantasy.jpg
>>42727
>She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42731
42735 42739
>>42724
I was thinking about it
>>42727
I love my snek
Torc finds a way to summon him so they can have a snek party
I like the idea that Mr. Snek is big and derpy until action happens
Can we do the gun thing?
>>42729
[Happy tongue flick noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42732
42733 42734
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42733
42745
>>42730
Mounts Pony

>>42732
I was thinking of that for myself
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42734
42737
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42735
42738 42741
snake-in-hats-11feature-image-770x405.png
cute-snakes-wear-hats-87__700.jpg
snake.jpg
man_file_1048902_red-hat-society-snake-1.jpg
snake-hat-blackeyedbride.jpg
>>42731
Give him a hat too.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42736
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>42729
Pic
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42737
42740 42744
>>42734
Make the staff intelligent, so it can transform whenever it wants.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42738
>>42735
Sneks in hats are a beautiful thing.
Consider it done, but what kind of hat?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42739
42742 42744 42746
>>42728
Though his ability to take in air from outside, the air supply of the bottle currently lodged in his throat is sufficient to sustain him.
"Well? Are you waiting for something?"
>>42731
>gun thing
Kind of like the image with the snek having a luger

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42740
42743 42744
>>42737
And convert him into a rod after you use up all of his spells.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42741
42745
>>42735
*is humping pony*
[Happy Horse Noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42742
>>42739
"outside is* compromised*, the"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42743
42747 42748
>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42744
42748
>>42739
I meant will you allow it, but lets fucking do it.
>>42740
>>42737
Smart, Torc transforms back and does the intellegence thing.
"There you go Mr. Snek, now to get you a hat."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42745
42749 42752
>>42729
"Unf..!
It's been a while since we did it like this."
>>42733
*is mounted*
>>42741
[happy pony noises]
*bucks*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42746
42748
>>42739
*confused look*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42747
>>42743
Since he's a quarterstaff, can he be made into a two-part weapon?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42748
42750 42752
>>42743
Thats what snek is based off of
>>42744
Don't get shot training snek, but sure
>>42746
"GO PICKLE AGAIN!!" she's pushing him, but not in any particular direction.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42749
42751 42754
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42750
42752 42753
>>42748
*is pickle nao*
"pickle infernuis!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42751
42752 42756
>>42749
"THffff Thfffff" are the sounds of Snek's tongue shooting in and out emphatically.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42752
42756 42757
>>42745
"Indeed it has."
*humps pony*
"I like doing it like this"

>>42748
>>42750
*is watching, really intently*
[pony sex noises]

>>42751
Snek wants to watch too
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42753
42755
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42754
42756
>>42749
>inb4 "mr.snake" is a female
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42755
1492436756171.jpg
>>42753

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42756
42758
Can Torc somehow increase Mr. Snek's INT? Actually, are his stats the same as a giant constrictor or something else?
>>42752
No he doesn't
>>42751
Wait, does he?
Ew
>>42754
Don't curse me like this

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42757
42763
>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42758
42759
809035__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-fantdragon_smarty pants_oc_oc-colon-fantdragon_knife_monochrome_voodoo_zebra.jpg
>>42756
>Don't curse me
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42759
42774
>>42758
[Don't tread on me noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42760
42764
>waiting to see
For Pickle Eyes Only
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42761
42762
"dildo infernuis!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42762
42768
>>42761
Like u didn't think of that already
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42763
42780
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42764
42770
>>42711
>>42726
>>42760

Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42765
42767 42773
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42767
>>42765
*Still waiting to see*
*Strategically momentarily stops humping, to delay ejaculation*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42768
42771 42772
>>42762
i didnt think it would happen.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42769
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek

*resumes humping pony*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42770
42773 42775
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42771
>>42768
Hey at least she gave you a way to breath before playing hide the pickle for a lenghty time
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42772
42777
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42773
>>42765
It's the end of the weekend, so we're mostly just horsing around.
>>42770
I'm kind of wondering if I should have Tracy invest in making her not-yet murder mace into a viper Rod.
I guess I have to wait until she's level 4 to start that though..
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42774
42776
>>42759
Are you in a different room or the same?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42775
42779
>>42770
I love it, thanks GM.
Can I get stats for him sometime?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42776
>>42774
Different
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42777
42778 42782
>>42772
*starts yelling to start vibrating*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42778
42781
>>42777
Chek'd and kek'd
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42779
42787
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42780
42781
>>42763
*pushes back into stallion*

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42781
42783 42784 42786 42787
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...

Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act

*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room

>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at

"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42782
42788
lewd.png
>>42777
lewd trips
lK8Ew
?
No.42783
42785 42786
[1d20 = 6]
>>42781
*Grapples*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42784
>>42781
WHa....(Thez clamps hands over GM's mouth) "Carry on!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42785
42786
>>42783
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42786
42789 42794
>>42783
>>42781
>>42785
[confused pony noises]
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42787
42790 42791 42799
>>42779
>waif
Rude
>1 Int
Uh, how can I somehow increase... and how much HP do I have?
>>42781
>sly grin
"Sure I could do that, just put that shit away"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42788
42799
>>42782
*lewd noises*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42789
>>42786
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again

"I guess I can continue"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42790
42796
>>42787
"Thank you! Oh, right"

*puts horse cock into horse pussy*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42791
42792 42793 42796
>>42787
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42792
>>42791
Tracy's birds only have 2 int, by 3.5e standards.
Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42793
42795
>>42791
But operating a gun wouldnt be within its capabilities
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42794
42797
>>42786
"I just thought that if I had sex with you know it would be harder to do it later"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42795
>>42793
Well shoot...

Too bad we don't have a druid to awaken it...


Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42796
42798
>>42790
>Torc runs and drags Mr. Snek
"MY SNEK WILL REMAINE PURE"
>>42791
Well, I guess it does make him derpyer, but I want more
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42797
42798
>>42794
*stares*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42798
42807 42810
>>42796
Kek!

>>42797
*stares back*

*Humps pony*

"Why are you giving me that look?"
+HpHa
?
No.42799
42801 42802 42805
[1d20 = 1]
>>42787
R u kidding, he's the only party member to have <50hp AND <100hp
>>42788
Muffled lewd noises, with Thez "acting normal".
Concentration check + 19 - DC 25
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42800
Well nao
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42801
>>42799
Haha!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42802
42804 42807
>>42799
Haaha, Nice roll.
But how much HP does Torc have?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42803
>>42711
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42804
>>42802
I have him at 53 @ 16th level, ao +1d8+con when ur ready
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42805
>>42799
"ja!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42806
42808
Wait, did I say 1d8? I meant 1d4
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42807
42810
>>42802
17d4+17=59ish

>>42798
Calms pony with penis
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42808
42809
>>42806
[1d4 = 2]

Wuts my con bonus?
And I mean increase snek's int not hp
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42809
>>42808
+1
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42810
42811 42813
>>42807
>>42798
"... What was that about a Dragonne earlier...?"
*blank stare*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42811
42812
>>42810
So a 3hp increase....
>56HP
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42812
42814 42815
>>42811
See? A waif. Xp
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42813
42816 42817
>>42810
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"

*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42814
>>42812
>light wind
>-1 HP
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42815
42818
>>42812
Fae could definitely two shot him again. I've run a hell of a lot of numbers
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42816
42819
>>42813
">more than one waifu?!?!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42817
42819
>>42813
[somewhat consoled pony noises]
".. Oh.. okay....."
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42818
42820
>>42815
BOOO
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42819
42823
>>42816
"I'm just loving her"

>>42817
"Remember how you felt, being loved and stolen. You have that again. You have me again"
*humps pony*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42820
42821 42825
>>42818
you need armor.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42821
42822 42824 42836
82fc55e49d910090136f72f01b765c49.jpg
>>42820
Archane spellcasters can't use armor.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42822
42826
>>42821
spellcasters armor?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42823
42825
>>42819
".. I.. I do.. You're with me.."
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42824
42827 42829
>>42821
Sadly this,
Roll to summon those corgis in the same room as Trump and Tracy
[1d100 = 25]

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42825
42827 42828
>>42820
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways

>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy

"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42826
>>42822
Never heard of it.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42827
42829 42890
>>42824
>pali
>>42825
Oh yeah, I do have all that shit.
What? No, I totally didn't forget
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42828
42830 42842
>>42825
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?

*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42829
42831 42832 42836
>>42824
Uh, corgis?
>>42827
Potentially
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42830
42833 42835
>>42828
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*

"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42831
>>42829
Why not corgis?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42832
42858
>>42829
*still vibrating*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42833
42834 42835 42842
>>42830
"Good boy."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42834
42835
>>42833
"reeeeeee"
*horse cock rams the hell out of small pony*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42835
42837 42838
>>42833
>>42834
>>42830
This constant sexxing cannot be healthy for the baby
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42836
>>42829
>corgis?
Referring to >>42821

Also, >>42711
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42837
42839
>>42835
.. Well fug...
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42838
42840
>>42835
*pets corgi with wing*
*sexes pony*

Maybe?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42839
42841
>>42837
Nah, womb is separate, it's all good
[happy pegasus noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42840
>>42838
Maybe
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42841
42843
>>42839
[happy mudpony noises]
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42842
struck_by_cupid_by_dm29-d9rykhg.png
>>42833
>>42828
Pic for this
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42843
42844
>>42841
*Bucks her intensely*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42844
42845
>>42843
"There, there.. Don't tire yourself out too quickly now.."
*bounces back softly*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42845
42846
>>42844
*sad flashy noises*
*bucks softly*

"how do you like this form?"
Mrs. Sentry