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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39522
39525 39527
Spoilered
You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39524
39525
345198__safe_artist-colon-p-dot-chronos_oc_oc-colon-milky way_oc only_black and white_censorship_covering_female_grayscale_grin_gun_human_lineart_looki.png

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39525
39528 39529
>>39524
"Censorship IS wonderful! I don't know,...."
>>39522
You do realize why its staring the painter (and thus the viewer) in the eyes right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39527
>>39522
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39528
>>39525
I can tell by the look on his face..
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39529
39534
>>39525
because it wants muh sweet sweet soulcoin.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39530
39531
>>39526 →
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39531
39533
>>39530
"TRACY! TAKE ME TO THE TOWER!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39533
39537
>>39531
*flies higher*

Was she able to pick up any scent back then?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39534
39536 39539
>>39529
Ding

Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39535
39538
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39536
39548
>>39534
but what it didnt know was i had a water gun filled with holy water im my pocket
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39537
>>39533
>>39533
"Tracy, what are you doing?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39538
39541
>>39535
spooky. why do you say that?
GWAzm
?
No.39539
39542 39544
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39540
39543
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39541
39547
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39542
39544 39545
>>39539
*butterfly lands on nose*
*howling siezes abruptly*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39543
39546 39547
>>39540
Shall I repost the song for posterity? ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39544
39549
>>39542
>>39539
Regardless, she makes a bee-line towards the forest, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39545
1510376002300.png
>>39542

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39546
39550 39552
>>39543
What song? The Anime bullshit? I don't watch those
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39547
>>39543
yes.
>>39541
i understand meta physics to an extent.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39548
39551
>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39549
nightmare form 2.jpg
>>39544
She's moving at full speed, like a fiery comet.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39550
>>39546
>vidya game
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39551
39553 39554 39555
>>39548
Trumpaladin jumps off
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39552
>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39553
39559
>>39551
He'd break both his legs from the height, and potentially die from the speed.
5pjEW
?
No.39554
39558
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39555
39556 39557 39558
>>39551
And what do you intend by that? Intention is a major factor after all,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39556
>>39555
To land on the ground
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39557
>>39555
trips confirm.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39558
39560
>>39555
Checked.
>>39554
Why does he need the whole corpse?
xqbzJ
?
No.39559
39563
[1d20 = 8]
>>39553
>die
Maybe
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39560
1513040531559.png
>>39558
Why does Tracy need to go crazy?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39561
39562
Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39562
39566
>>39561
Drink a heal serious wounds potion from the flask

Observe surroundings
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39563
39565 39566
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39564
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39565
>>39563
necrophilia is degenerate.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39566
39568
>>39563
The dead unicorn? Wew!
>>39562 >>39561
Near the outskirts I'd imagine
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39567
39569
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39568
39570
>>39566
Tries to ascertain location, and walks to the tower with Unicorn 647
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39569
39570
>>39567
She makes her way towards the golf course.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39570
39571 39572 39573 39577 39582
>>39568
Dragging a unicorn corpse is difficult, especially since the port is already littered with corpses. He can do so of course, but it may take some time. Also, there's the onlookers,....
>>39569
The grove then?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39571
39582
>>39570
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39572
39574
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39573
39574
>>39570
Onlookers?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39574
39575 39576
>>39572
All you need is a hair.
>>39573
Yes.
They see the local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39575
1514353711001.jpg
>>39574
>local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39576
39578
>>39574
Reeeeeee hopefully Trumpaladin is known for something other than bestiality!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39577
39579 39580
>>39570
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39578
39583
>>39576
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39579
39583
>>39577
How would he be able to tell that?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39580
39581 39583 39589
>>39577
Be more specific, are you referring to murdered or Troll?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39581
39595
>>39580
both.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39582
39586 39595
>>39570
>>39571
Tracy Dashes off towards the grove, setting her path on fire as she goes, until she reaches the Nithing Pole at the tree in the grove.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39583
39584 39588 39595
>>39578
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure

>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo

Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo

Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?

>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39584
39585
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39585
>>39584
A celestial charger would have held up
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39586
39587 39588 39589
>>39582
why is tracy burning the woods?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39587
>>39586
This
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39588
39589 39590
5848a5dea8e09f1c308768de5586e6b11376533777.jpg
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
>>39586
Yes. The path behind her is engulfed in an otherworldy fiendish fire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39589
39592
>>39588
>>39580
>>39586
>>39586
Actually, Tracy should start losing powers and abilities as Trumpaladin moves away from her, and if what I think happened happened, then she should absolutely start losing strength and powers
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39590
39591 39596
>>39588
but why though?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39591
>>39590
Because Tracy's Faggot doesn't want to build that chariot after all
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39592
39593 39594
>>39589
She can still burn shit.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39593
39598
>>39592
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39594
>>39592
Besides, you're just harming the party by denying us wood to build things with
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39595
39597 39598
>>39581
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).


Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39596
39604
>>39590
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39597
39599 39607
>>39595
Trollestia was a 100 pound FiM sized unicorn?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39598
39600 39601 39607
>>39593
She's been using her flaming hooves without a rider since she first transformed.
>>39595
She moves forward, covered in smoke, still scorching the Earth beneath her.
Detect Good.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39599
>>39597
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39600
>>39598
Yeah, and that's bullshit. Now stop using bullshit to harm the party
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39601
>>39598
You don't get to cheat so that you can fuck over the party
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39604
39607
>>39596
thanks for the recommendation.

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39605
Okay fine, Tracy's faggot can do the burn thing but he's getting blamed if this ends up fucking us over in some notable way, and no using it for anything that actually has a purpose
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39606
39610
Tracy is still scorching the meadow, on the eyes and ears peeled for nearby creatures.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39607
39608 39609
>>39604
Make sure to start from the beginning tho
>>39603
Ever tried holding a lighter to wet underbrush? Its not THAT on fire.
>>39598
Flitting glimpses (animals, basic) but nothing significant.
>>39597
IDK about poundage, but she was Celestia-sized
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39608
39611
>>39607
How much long until he can reach the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39609
39611
>>39607
>animals
How far away?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39610
>>39606
This is the last time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39611
39612 39614
>>39608
quick-jump, cut-to
Tadaa, the tower. It barren, except for Darkie whos suit has fully "grown back". "Oh well hello, why the long face?"
>>39609
Running, fast
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39612
39613
>>39611
To darkie
"I killed a unicorn"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39613
39615
>>39612
"I hope you saved the horn then," he replies sipping some tea.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39614
39615 39616
green fire.jpg
>>39611
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39615
39616 39617
>>39613
"I guess I overlooked that part"
He goes to the mini-mall to pick up a calm emotions scroll made earlier, and then proceeds to the Infirmary

>>39614
>CR 5 animal versus a CR13
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39616
39617 39618
>>39614
And Tracy did gallomp and tear through the placid fields cuz salt, and the woodland creatures did burrow and hide and fly away cuz holy-fuck-shit there's a flaming hoers,....
>>39615
"Um,... where is the corpse at per say? I hope you don't mind me asking,...."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39617
39619 39621
>>39615
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39618
39621
>>39616
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"

Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....

Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39619
39620
>>39617
>Tracy is stupid
Okay
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39620
>>39619
She's angry, mostly.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39621
39622 39623
>>39617
Oh, its SO night time.
>>39618
Trump isn't gonna an hero is he,....

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39622
39624
>>39621
What? No. He's resurrecting Unicorn 647

Having said that, that's really not a terrible idea
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39623
39624
>>39621
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39624
39625 39627
>>39622
I just thought, with the rope of entanglement,....
>>39623
Safe to assume
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39625
39626
>>39624
Okay, but is the creature resurrected?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39626
39628
>>39625
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39627
39629
>>39624
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39628
39629
>>39626
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll

Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39629
39630 39631
>>39627
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39630
39632
*scorches meadow*
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39631
39632
>>39629
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39632
39633 39634
>>39630
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39633
39636 39638
>>39632
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39634
39635 39636
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>39632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!

That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.

But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39635
>>39634
That file was not intended for that post
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39636
39637
>>39633
Is that a twilight spilling the chocolate milk reference?
>some cleric
Natural clerics recognize adversaries, loss, and strife as part of the natural order.
>>39634
"Call me Felicia then. What is this world? Why have I been brought here?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39637
39641
>>39636
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39638
39639 39640 39641
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>39633
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39639
39640
>>39638
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39640
39642 39643 39676
>>39638
*watches forest go up in blue blazes, contemplating her life*
>>39639
[sad pathetic criminal noises]
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39641
39644
>>39637
"You mean aside from getting murdered in cold blood, distracted and occupied by an otherwise resplendent human who now wishes to inquire about "things"?"
>>39638
FWIW, I as GM am sad for Tracy too. That probably seems trite as fuck, but I know how much she had vested in killing Troll.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39642
39681
>>39640
think about your friend infernuis.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39643
39645
>>39640
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
5pjEW
?
No.39644
39646
>>39641
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us

>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39645
39646
[lonely monster noises]
>>39643
Detect Good

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39646
39647 39648 39649
>>39644
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39647
39698
>>39646
*falls asleep on thezs soulder*
*and irl.*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39648
39650
>>39646
>that tone
Oh dear...
*remains curled-up in a smoldering heap, ignoring sounds*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39649
39650
>>39646
"Are you okay?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39650
39651 39654
>>39648
Oh dear indeed. I never mentioned who Trollestia's faggot is did I?
>>39649
Silence. After a time she asks. "What do you want from me?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39651
39653
>>39650
Nah, you did alright...
*pretends to not hear coyote*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39652
Is the fox going to say something important soon? It's 3:30.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39653
39655
>>39651
Shall we continue in the morning? It must be late,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39654
39656
>>39650
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.

Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?

I don't want to harm you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39655
39656
>>39653
Let's do that...
*Passes out*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39656
39657 39658
>>39655
... with a cheeky and often enigmatic coyote curled up nearby.
>>39654
"A third? That one wasn't the only one? I've never seen another of my kind, but now there's not one but two?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39657
39659
>>39656
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39658
39659
>>39656
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39659
39660
>>39657
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39660
39661
>>39659
"Those other two are the only two I know about...

Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39661
39662
>>39660
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39662
39663
>>39661
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.

It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"

*extends hand*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39663
39664
>>39662
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39664
39665
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>39663
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.

In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39665
39666
>>39664
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39666
39667 39680
>>39665
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"

Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39667
39668
>>39666
Satan trips. Shall we adjourn on that note?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39668
39669
>>39667
We can
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39669
>>39668
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39671
39674 39675 39676 39769
So Tracy, how'd murdering Troll go?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39674
39677 39679
>>39671
Aren't we catty this morning? Nice ID btw
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39675
39679 39680
>>39671
[frustrated nightmare noises]
*forest burns down*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39676
>>39671
See >>39640

That shit was hilarious
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39677
39678
>>39674
Does Felicia say or do anything after being let out if the tube?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39678
>>39677
I'm getting to it, I've got a lot to describe, but I need covfefe first
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39679
>>39674
Yes, yes I am.
Thanks, it's a nice ID
>>39675
Kek
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39680
39682 39683
Alright, with no further adieu,....
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39681
39685
>>39642
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39682
39684 39685 39686
>>39680
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.

Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39683
39685
>>39680
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""

Smiling

"I gilded it myself.

It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39684
>>39682
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.

Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39685
39687 39693 39696
>>39681
I stand corrected. Troll is there, in a manner of speaking. Trollestia as a character was the coyote's idea.
>>39682
I say what I want. Xp
As for Felicia, well there is that. Too late now though,....
>>39683
"Party? Then, there are others,... like yourself?" She's only been around ponies before.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39686
39693
>>39682
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39687
39689
>>39685
What's the condescending fox doing?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39689
39690
>>39687
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39690
>>39689
*eyes drift towards dog-thing, the rest of her body not moving*
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39691
39692
Also, will we get to level-up? I'm hungry for levels.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39692
>>39691
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39693
39694 39695
>>39686
>>39685
>crys self to sleep over the curse I have bestowed upon this poor creature.
I'll probaly be back around midnight, if not Happy New Year
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39694
>>39693
Take care, happy new year!
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39695
39701
>>39693
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39696
39697 39701 39707 39720
>>39685
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.

You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances

Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though

We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.

There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”

*Trumpaladin shrugs*

Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”

Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains

“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back

“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”

Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats

“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39697
*watches haphazardly-it fire fizzle-out into just a few ghostly blue embers*
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39698
39699
>>39647
>"What do you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39699
39700
>>39698
>'.......... I need a hug.....'
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39700
39702
>>39699
>".... Uh... Uh... Aww..."
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39701
39702 39703
>>39695
Cause I wan't planning on them becoming a character. For once GM said "fuck your plans" to me rather than vise versa
>>39696
Well you know, you'd think after Tracy was fooled once she would check.
I guess I over estemated the int of this party.
Okay, now I'm leaving.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39702
39704
*returns to tower solemnly*
>>39700
>'It can wait.'
>>39701
>she would check.
She did check. She observed the target for three rounds making sure to mark the intensity of her Clerical Aura, because she (and I) expected it that time. Idk how she could've been duped twice.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39703
>>39701
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek

>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39704
39705
>>39702
>"The hug or Trollestia?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39705
>>39704
>'Both, I guess...'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39706
39707 39709
*returns to tower*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39707
39708 39709 39719
>>39696
"I appreciate your explanation, though there's several words I'm unfamiliar with. I'm more concerned with the ease that you describe killing (and did you say eating?) others."
>>39706
Uh,... what's in the satchel?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39708
39710 39711
>>39707
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39709
39719 39722
>>39707
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables

"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...

Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39710
39713
>>39708
Awww, that's sweet, unironically
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39711
39712 39718 39722
>>39708
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39712
>>39711
"Gah!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39713
39714
>>39710
He's still duct-taped to the ceiling though. He's been a bad weeb.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39714
39715 39716 39718
>>39713
Noted, I'm not sure how he's gonna get out of this one.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39715
>>39714
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39716
>>39714
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39717
39722
gipsy_huge_chain_icon_gold_1024x1280.jpg
Tracy still has a bag full of Ruth's clothes and whatnot.
Can we roll the swag?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39718
39719
>>39714
So um... How does Felicia respond to >>39709?

Or >>39711 if you're permitting this to go through

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39719
39720
529305__grimdark_artist-colon-uglytree_pinkie pie_bipedal_blood_chainsaw_pinkamena diane pie_pony_solo.jpeg
>>39707
>>39709
>>39718
I don't think Tracy ever said anything about eating Troll.
Trump's faggot came up with that one.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39720
39721
>>39719
Thez killed and ate a horse. Trumpaladin mentioned that in >>39696 which was the statement she was responding to. He never said that Tracy eats ponies
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39721
>>39720
Nevermind.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39722
39723 39724
>>39709
"Someone? Elves and assassins? This is a lot to take in."
>>39711
>I guess
"... hi."
>>39717
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how much of their swag they would have been carrying and how much would be in their 'lair'.

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39723
39725
>>39722
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia

"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39724
39725
150316_DX_RBG_NotoriousKing.jpg.CROP_.original-original.jpg
>>39722
".. Hello...
Where are you from? I'm From Ponyville."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39725
39726 39731
>>39723
>>39724
I was afraid you were going to ask that. frustrated GM noises Let me whip up a character bio,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39726
39727
>>39725
Kek. Torcuil's mistake has hurt everyone Except me. I get a unicorn
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39727
39728 39729
>>39726
Try not to fug this one Xp
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39728
1533848__safe_artist-colon-alasou_flash sentry_rainbow dash_anthro_courtroom_dialogue_female_floppy ears_lawyer_male_mare_meme_offscreen character_sad_.png
>>39727
We'll see how things play out
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39729
39730
>>39727
To Fae

>"Are you there? Can you hear me?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39730
39732
>>39729
>Yes, of course.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39731
39733 39734
>>39725
You don't have to.
Tracy re-keens her edges and returns to the docks.


Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39732
39735
>>39730
>"Good. I was afraid..."

>"So, who can we save, and what needs to be done to restore the Generals?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39733
>>39731
I'm already into it, might as well finish. Besides, its better that I determine these things in the event that she becomes more integrated like Slovenia (who was on the fly, but hasn't - yet - blown up in my face)
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39734
>>39731
*looks at pony before she leaves*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39735
39736
>>39732
>I'll come to you, where are you?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39736
>>39735
>"I'm at the Tower, in the Infirmary area"
CALLS FAE
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39737
39738 39739
Alright. Felicia's cutie mark is a paintbrush with paint on it. Also, she's fucking a white mare! and her mane is light green. In response to Tracy's question (before Tracy departed) "I live in Phillydelphia,... or I guess I used to."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39738
39740
>>39737
"Oh, been there. Parasprites suck."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39739
39743
>>39737
"How did you get here? Did the Wizard summon you?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39740
39741
>>39738
*condescending look*
"You're not going to kill her - again?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39741
39742 39743
>>39740
*confused look*
"... No.. I've got bigger fish to fry anyway."
*leaves to the docks*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39742
>>39741
*angrily*
"Uh huh"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39743
39744 39745
>>39739
"I'm not sure to be honest. The last thing I remember was being in a horrible accident that GM hasn't yet figured out the nature of. Then I found myself in a small room kind of like these rooms with a bed and a chest, but before I could even look around I was transported to those docks that we ahem met at. The wizard fellow and the other unicorn were there, and they asked me to keep an eye on the area, but not before casting a spell that altered my appearance. I thought it was all a dream, so I complied."
>>39741
Upon nearing the docks, Tracy passes Darkie who has a shit-eating grin on his face.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39744
39746
>>39743
"What's so funny, charcoal?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39745
39746
>>39743
"That's... That's very interesting. I'm sorry it is no dream... We probably have an extra room if you wish to stay with us"

Also, is Fae on her way?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39746
39747 39748 39749
>>39744
"Its not every day that I get to come up on a unicorn horn! Those things are priceless!"
>>39745
Just arriving, yes. Look, there she is now.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39747
39751
>>39746
"Yeah, sure. More valuable dead than alive."
Tracy once again begins to look for Trolls scent.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39748
39750
>>39746
"Hello Fae... So... I know some of the damage, but what's the state of things?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39749
39750
>>39746
Any chance Darkemeter will return to the tower?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39750
39752
>>39749
Of course, what's he going to do, help clean up the port?
>>39748
"The city only suffered minor structural damages, thanks to your quick work at the gate. Civilian casualties were kept minimal, due to the organized response from the various groups the party has been cultivating. The whores have been completely and unrecoverably wiped out, as well as a fair number of the Fight Club, along with a few of the Gestapo and the Generals. The monsters broke in from the Ethereal plane and immediately began devouring the souls of the whores and some of the Fight Club. Quickly discovering they were out-matched, Yak Lee led the Fight Club to escape the building and sound the alarm to the various other groups who were already mobilized and were working to escort the civilians to the stadium. Sechs led the resistance as the monsters gave chase, stalling the creatures long enough for the citizens to make good their escape."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39751
39753
>>39747
Can she find anything?
Also, Detect Good, to look for any lingering Auras.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39752
>>39750
"Brave Souls, everyone of them. I am happy to see our citizens can defend themselves. Are any of the generals or Spartans dead but reserrectable?"

While talking, Trumpaladin goes with Fae to the stables, and encourages Felicia to come as well
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39753
39754
>>39751
Nope, Troll has apparently put some distance between herself and the general area, out of range of detection spells and preventing tracking via Airwalk
GWAzm
?
No.39754
39755
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>39753
>preventing tracking via Airwalk
A flying unicorn had to stand out.
Gather Information check: ask the locals if they say anything flying over, or which direction it went in.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39755
39756
>>39754
Not amidst the chaos of the undead, no
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39756
39757
>>39755
How many Drowners are there by the docks?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39757
>>39756
Dozens, but they're just sitting there in the water, as though commanded to hold their position and not issued any further commands.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39758
39760
image.png
GM, time to ask the stupid question that no one has asked this far. When Trumpaladin walks into the stables, does he see something a bit like pic related in Trollestia's usual spot in the stable?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39760
39771
>>39758
No, Trollestia is nowhere to be found.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39762
>>39759
>Flying
>When you could have done the exact same fucking thing just by standing on the edge of the docks
Okay, but no nightmare Sus at all. You need to learn how to use the abilities you already have correctly
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39766
>>39763
Fuck your flying
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39767
39772
sBuVpOm.jpg
>>39764
>they present no threat.
Are they all re-kill though?
Tracy's faggot hates drowners.
xqbzJ
?
No.39768
39770
Did I stutter?
\r
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39769
dd9d707ead7341a4d100201eee0a9aa1287c7df8c068c7947323d66a59a1cf8c.jpg
>>39671

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39770
39778
1448377132512.png
>>39768
Just making sure they're all exterminated.
Fucking Drowners man...
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39771
39783
>>39760
Now go to the main lobby and search for Darkie
GWAzm
?
No.39772
39773
[1d20 = 5]
>>39767
Can Tracy get a better look at the pyramid-thing?
1d20 Search check, because I can't find my character sheet..
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39773
>>39772
*searches frantically for file*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39774
39775
Just for the clarification, does the +20 competence bonus on attacks granted by True Strike apply to Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39775
39776
>>39774
Why wouldn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39776
39777
>>39775
Just wondering, because you don't roll for Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39777
39779
>>39776
Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC. The difference between a sneak attack and a regular attack is in the damage modifier. Not the attack modifier
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39778
39779 39780
>>39770
we are fighting drowners?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39779
39781 39782 39783
1406902737017.png
>>39777
>Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC.
No it isn't. Targets just roll for reflex saves.
>>39778
Tracy is just clearing some out, venting frustration, and giving her faggot some retribution for old grudges.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39780
39791
>>39778
No, there were some at the docks that were immobilized, presumably when their commander was either killed (Pelosi?) or trapped in the Lair
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39781
>>39779
I don't see that mentioned anywhere in the wiki, only the damage difference

That also doesn't make any sense. A sneak attack is subject to having it's target being covered in armor, or the person doing the attack misses, or any of the other vulnerabilities of combat. The only difference is that the rogue targets a critical area, so if it does land, it does a hell of a lot more damage. That doesn't affect the chances of it landing
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39782
>>39779
Take this line in the entry for Rogues
>She cannot use a weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage in a sneak attack, not even with the usual -4 penalty

What the hell is that sentence even talking about except a penalty to attack rolls? It wouldn't mention that unless attack rolls applied to sneak attacks
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39783
39785 39786 39788
>>39771
He's just climbing back in the tower. "You lot, you might consider a more available way of getting into the building than a rope."
>>39779
On a death strike, yes; not on a sneak attack, a sneak is rolled like a standard attack.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39785
39788 39790
>>39783
I see now.
So, do targets still apply their reflex saves to regular Sneak Attacks?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39786
39787
>>39783
Also, can Tracy get a better look at the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39787
39790
>>39786
pyramid*
5pjEW
?
No.39788
39789 39793 39810 39813
>>39783
"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"

Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter

>>39785
Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon

>>39783
>Death attack
A death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39789
39790 39794
>>39788
>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.
No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39790
39792 39794 39797
>>39785
No
>>39787
No. Yes, its glossy and black, but uniform and precise, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39789
This
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39791
39796
>>39780
we need to make a memorial statue for everyone.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39792
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39793
39795
>>39788
You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39794
39797 39798
>>39790
>>39789
That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice)
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39795
39796
>>39793
i go down to the docks and jump in the water to search for anymore monsters.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39796
39801
>>39791
>>39791
True. We do

>>39795
Uh... can he swim?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39797
39799
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39794
Read the rest of it. The Death Affect is a Fortitude save.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39798
39800
>>39794
Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39799
>>39797
To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not

If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39800
39808
>>39798
And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39801
39804 39808
>>39796
yes?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39803
39804 39808
>>>/test/
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39804
39805
>>39801
The armor check penalty for swimming is double that of normal. It's easy to drown carrying equipment and armor

>>39803
Dimension lock spell works both ways
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39805
39806
>>39804
all i have is my sword and bracers.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39806
>>39805
Carry on then
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39807
39811
Tracy floats up to the pyramid and taps on it.
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39808
39809 39810 39822
>>39800
Yes, I see what you mean now
>>39801
Swimming is an untrained skill, so he doesn't have to have points to do it,... but that leaves Infernius at the mercy of the dice,.... Calm waters is DC 10
>>39803
Y?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39809
>>39808
>Y
Testing to see if I was b& for saying the E-word.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39810
>>39808
Does his strength bonus apply to it?

Okay, so does darkie have any secrets >>39788

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39811
39812 39817
>>39807
Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39812
39815
>>39811
For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39813
39814
>>39788
Neutral. " Who else would I be?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39814
39816
>>39813
"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39815
39820
>>39812
"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39816
39821
>>39814
"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39817
39818
>>39811
Could it be broken?
*take out Dick Chaney's warhammer*
*smashing attempt*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39818
39819
>>39817
PONNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39819
39824 39831
>>39818
Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39820
39823
>>39815
"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"

Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39821
>>39816
"I see"
4cikZ
?
No.39822
39823
[2d20 = 30]
>>39808
first roll is perception second is my swim check.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39823
39824 39826 39830
>>39820
Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822
>inb4 Infernius gets himself killed
Alright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39824
39825 39827 39828 39829
>>39819
"tracy what that thing?"
>>39823
cast cure moderate wounds just to be safe.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39825
39828
>>39824
*mass
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39826
39828
>>39823
To Fae
"Pounce!"

Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39827
39832
>>39824
"I don't know, but it's solid as rock pudding. Think you could break it, somehow?"
xqbzJ
?
No.39828
39829
[1d20 = 15]
>>39826
Much better. My bad for forgetting about them.
>>39824
>>39825
You can't do that while treading water. Also, how do you plan to get back on the docks? You know docks are like 8' above the water-line right? Swim check.

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39829
39832
>>39828
>>39824
Tracy grabs Infernius by the scruff and lifts him out of the water.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39830
>>39823
Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals

Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39831
>>39819
Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39832
39833 39834
>>39829
"thanks tracy, me glad we freinds."
>>39827
"me could try to smash it."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39833
39834 39835
>>39832
"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39834
39836
>>39833
>>39832
If you do get inside tonight, what are you going to do? Go inside now? Why not wait until you have recharged your spells the next day?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39835
39837
>>39833
its floating isnt it?
"me say chaos at it, move me not want you to get hit."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39836
39838
>>39834
She hasn't used any of her spells. She used 3 scrolls.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39837
>>39835
*is holding in air*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39838
39839
>>39836
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39839
39840
>>39838
Infernius isn't spent. He has plenty of spells, not to mention melee.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39840
39842
>>39839
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39841
39843 39844
>GM wonders whether he should save Tracy and Infernius time and effort
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39842
39845
>>39840
>What is the benefit
I'm impatient.
I at least want to see if it can be broken.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39843
39856
>>39841
GM, can cute sex horse or any of the Generals or any of the Spartans use a cannon?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39844
39847 39856
>>39841
is there a door?
also casts choas"kek" at the pyramid
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39845
39846
>>39842
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39846
39847 39848 39850 39859
>>39845
my sword kills them just fine.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39847
39850
>>39846
This.
>>39844
Pretty sure that only works on living things.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39848
39849
>>39846
Why not wait until you have sword and spells both?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39849
39851
>>39848
You could say the same thing about the enemies.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39850
39856
>>39847
>>39846
I swear to God I am the guy who yelled at Custer asking him why the hell he didn't want to bring the Gattling guns to face the Sioux in battle
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39851
39852
>>39849
The big ones in the lair didn't see combat. They are fresh and ready
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39852
39853 39856 39858
>>39851
They could also be planning a ritual to destroy the entire port at once.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39853
39854
>>39852
Huh?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39854
39855
>>39853
Ebin Spells are Nuke-tier.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39855
>>39854
And they can be made in 10 hours?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39856
39857 39860 39862
>>39843
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39857
>>39856
I feel like going in anyway.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39858
>>39852
this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39859
39865
>>39846
Try Earthquake. Even if it doesn't collapse it, it has to do some damage.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39860
>>39856
i cast earthquake on it.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39861
Cross-thread remider that the 99999 and 100000 get are <200 posts away
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39862
39864
>>39856
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken

Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39863
39867
Kek. Some of these Ebin Spells are funny.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mass_Frog
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39864
>>39862
And once that spot is open, enter through boat or fly in
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39865
39866 39867
>>39859
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
4cikZ
?
No.39866
39868
[1d20 = 4]
>>39865
is there any opening on it?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39867
39868 39870
>>39863
>range: 300 ft
>Duration: permanent
>>39865
Is there any guess of what kind of material it could be?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39868
39869 39872 39873 39875
>>39866
No.
>>39867
e.e
How many times are you going to make me say "not unlike Trump tower"?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39869
39870 39871 39872
>>39868
"cant you go inside tracy?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39870
>>39869
for
>>39867

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39871
39872
>>39869
Dimension lock works both ways
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39872
39874
>>39869
"Nope."
>>39868
I never really determined what the Trump tower was made of either.
>>39871
Tracy doesn't know that.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39873
39874
>>39868
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.

Looking for Darkie
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39874
39877
>>39872
Its glassteel
>>39873
He's not hiding; in future "Goes and finds Darkie" will be fine
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39875
39876 39879 39882
>>39868
since its floating can it be moved?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39876
39878 39879
>>39875
>*get together and tilt the tower over, like niggers pushing-over a car*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39877
39879 39882
>>39874
Excellent. Ask him

"If you wanted to break into this tower, how would you do it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39878
39882 39884
>>39876
>push tower upside down
>everyone in it has their week ruined
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39879
39880 39881 39883 39890
>>39875
>>39876
Cuz its not gi-fucking-gantic and shit
>>39877
"I'd have to think about that. When I first um,... visited to um,... pick up a bit, it was easy. Since I'm already a player I can readily come and go at will, even with fields in place. I just went chameleon and walked right in."

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39880
39889
>>39879
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39881
39884 39885 39889
>>39879
if we tie a rope around it and pull it with trump tower will it move?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39882
>>39878
>>39877
>>39875
We could also just get on its surface, undo the dimension lock, and then slip in before it teleports. Or teleport with it
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39883
39889
>>39879
"hey thez. do you know how to get inside tower?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39884
39886
>>39881
>>39878
Actually I still want to shoot at it with cannons. 12 cannons firing every minute for two hours.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39885
>>39881
It'd be a pain to tie around.
Use sovereign duct tape to attach the cables.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39886
39887 39888 39889 39890
>>39884
Do we have any adamantine?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39887
>>39886
no i dont think we do.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39888
>>39886
Probably some
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39889
39891 39893
>>39880
"Why don't you just ask me to try and figure out how to get in the pyramid over there? Its not like I didn't notice it when I was picking up the horn."
>>39881
e_6
>>39883
Thez is in the port, helping clean up the mess that she still blames herself for.
>>39886
How much are you talking?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39890
>>39886
Adamantine was explicitly stated as being among the metals in the treasury

>>39879
To Darkie
"Second question for you. If any particular spot on the tower were shot at with cannon balls and trebuchets enough times - and I mean literal hundreds of shots over hours - would it eventually break?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39891
39895
>>39889
"That's pretty much my question"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39893
39895
>>39889
i walk over and inquire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39894
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39895
39896 39897
>>39891
"I'll see what I can come up with. As far as cannons, you might want to ask the midgit, he's the resident expert on this place."
>>39892
>expensive fuggin' cannonballs
Not enough for more than a few shots.
>>39893
"No... sorry."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39896
39899
>>39895
"me help you clean up."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39897
39899
>>39895
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39898
39901
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39899
39900 39903
>>39897
"I mean the little shit with a penchant for setting things on fire."
>>39896
"... thanks. There's two things I need your help with actually."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39900
39904
>>39899
"what they are?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39901
39914
>>39898
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
5pjEW
?
No.39903
39905 39908 39911
image.png
>>39899
"Thank you"

Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back

>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39904
39906
>>39900
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39905
>>39903
IKR?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39906
39910
>>39904
"me know you still blame yourself, but me don't blame you thez. you didn't know."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39907
39910
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie

"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39908
39909 39911
>>39903
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez

Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39909
1514346473870.jpg
>>39908

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39910
39912 39915
>>39906
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39911
39913
>>39903
>>39908
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39912
39921
>>39910
"I'm... I'm sorry. I too left things and people behind"

*Attempts to hug pony*

>>39910
Good. Good. Join the light side
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39913
39917
>>39911
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39914
39916 39921
>>39901
Tracy gives up and goes back to the tower.
It's like ~3:00 AM, right?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39915
39922
>>39910
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39916
39917 39921
>>39914
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39917
39918 39919
>>39913
>'I couldn't find her...'
>>39916
There's no way it's before midnight. And hoo-mans need sleep.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39918
39920
>>39917
I'm hoping RBG was killed before sunset and the rest of this autistic mess didn't take more than six hours. But yes, he's going to sleep eventually

*starts removing heavy plate*

>>39917
>"Tracy... do you... really appreciate what did on the docks..."

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39919
39920
>>39917
>"I'm in the tower in the common area. If you care"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39920
39923
>>39918
>'I do.. although it's kind of pointless, because she's still at large..'
>>39919
>'Let's go to bed...'
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39921
39923
>>39912
Accepts hug
>light side
Its alot easier since she's not half-devil
>>39914
More like 5 I think, a few hours before dawn yet.
>>39916
Unless you mean new years, why midnight?

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39922
39924
>>39915
Her expression hardens. "Oh, I'm gonna call in a favor for this one."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39923
>>39921
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better

>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"

>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39924
39925
>>39922
"oh? from who?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39925
39926 39927
>>39924
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39926
39928
>>39925
"you mean darkie?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39927
39928
>>39925
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task

Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39928
39929 39931
>>39926
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39929
39930
>>39928
"thez me don't want you to make deals with devils"
*sad Minoutaur face*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39930
39932 39933
>>39929
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39931
>>39928
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39932
>>39930
"okay me trust you thez"
*tightens hug*
5pjEW
?
No.39933
39934 39935
[1d20+30 = 42]
>>39930
Does Felicia have any wants at the moment? Sense motive on pony
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39934
39936
>>39933
+30? Rly? Damn. That's some Jedi-level shit

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39935
39937
>>39933
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39936
>>39934
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39937
39938 39940 39942
>>39935
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39938
39939
>>39937
*cleans up and piles bodies*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39939
39941 39943
>>39938
"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39940
39944
>>39937
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"

"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."

"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39941
39945
>>39939
"me heart breaks for them and there lost brothers."
*walks over to the police station*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39942
39943 39944
>>39937
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39943
>>39942
>>39939
"Okay, so they are not going to be as impressive as anything you made and displayed back in Fillydephia. But maybe being surrounded by paints will make you feel a little better"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39944
39945 39946 39947
>>39942
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."

Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39945
39952
>>39944
see
>>39941

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39946
>>39944
Well then

NOW I agree with Tracy's faggot on this

>>39944
"Well, enemies do consume energy and enslave others here, though they also kill and eat souls. This world isn't exactly a land of rainbows and magic and unicorns. But I do try to make it more like Equestria, and spread harmony"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39947
39950
>>39944
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
Mrs. Sentry
WwLOm
?
No.39948
39952
Sorry I disappeared. I gotta drive the family somewhere now.
Mrs. Sentry
WwLOm
?
No.39949
39951
Tracy goes to bed, pretending to be sane.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39950
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>39947
*gets to infernuis' room see this picture*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39951
39966
>>39949
Not with Husbando? Aww... I was hoping for dialogue
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39952
39953
>>39948
>sorry I disappeared, gotta disappear
Take care TF, hope to see you again before midnight, but otherwise Happy New Year!
>>39945
K,....

Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39953
39954
0aa1d9f3988fa2483a2769cee7aa78b6fc8e95ded9c938de49358e51efeb66a5.jpg
>>39952
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39954
39955 39957
>>39953
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39955
39956 39958
>>39954
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39956
39959 39964
>>39955
NPC followers have special classes to them, sort of the equivalent of fighters
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39957
39958
>>39954
I prepared much of a speech to deliver to the Port...
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39958
39961 39963
>>39955
I think what you mean to say is: "Let me tell you about George Lincoln Rockwell".
They did participate in killing hella Devos and Niggerwalkers, so they got enough xp for at least 1 level in cleric.
>>39957
That's good, only the Gestapo is hearing Infernius' bit.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39959
39960
1514684338470.png
>>39956

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39960
39963 39968 39971
... but there's no more Sechs ~_~
F
>>39959
KEK
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39961
39962
>>39958
yeah i did actually. retcon it.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39962
>>39961
*POUF*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39963
39965
>>39960
Aww...

>>39958
That reminds me... Fae has been a lot more active in fights on screen and off since the Kefka battle
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
?
No.39964
7f69ecbbec9204c058c01f2440c2422f.jpg
>>39956
>Fighters
Lol no. I think you mean Warriors.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39965
39974
>>39963
Yeah, and she tore the shit outta some undeads off-camera. She can level too.
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
?
No.39966
39967
>>39951
She calls him over.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39967
39969
>>39966
Goes to pony
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39968
>>39960
F
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
?
No.39969
39970
>>39967
*Hugs*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39970
>>39969
*Is reluctant to hug at first*

*hugs anyways*
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
?
No.39971
>>39960
F
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
?
No.39972
39973
G2g
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39973
>>39972
Bye 4 nao. Stay safe
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39974
39975
>>39965
What ways am I allowed to level her?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39975
39976 39990
>>39974
Fighter or Cleric, without devoting herself to a new class (such as Monk or Pali)
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39976
39977
>>39975
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39977
39979
>>39976
K. Uh, do you know where she's at right now? I don't wanna have to dig,....
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39978
~ 50 posts till gets
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39979
39980
>>39977
1 cleric level beyond her magical beast HD
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39980
39981
>>39979
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.39981
39983 39984
>>39980
She has magical beast hit die, abilities, and attacks
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39983
39984
>>39981
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.

Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.

Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39984
39985 39987
1514772895788.png
>>39981
>>39983
ALERT!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39985
>>39984
Kek, I was just about to post that.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39986
Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
Anonymous
Zi8ds
?
No.39987
>>39984
Oh shit
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39989
39991
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.39990
39992 39993
>>39975
Can I give other animals class levels?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39991
88e05babb092b38a9b95c653c3745c470a54e325bd61345efc1ce9297c5899d8.jpg
>>39989

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39992
39994
>>39990
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.39993
40016
>>39990
They don't have the int to have class levels
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.39994
39996
>>39992
Either/both
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39995
1514680993795.png
>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39996
40001 40005
>>39994
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39997
40003
fight-club-brad-pitt-tyler-durden.jpg
>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39998
40007
Boop
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.39999
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
gqCqN
?
No.40000
A female young adult Silver Dragon cohort
\r
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40001
>>39996
Can I increase their Int and give them the ability to speak with an Awaken scroll?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40003
40010
1512965369471.png
>>39997
happy new year goys
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.40004
>>40002
I know that
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40005
40010
>>39996
How do you determine a non-humanoid's starting age?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40006
40008
Also, we did Level-up once, right?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40007
40010
>>39998
before you go gibe lich loot plz.
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.40008
40009 40010
>>40006
I think we're going to get an increase of at least one level very soon. But be patient
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40009
40011
>>40008
he said we lvld up.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40010
40012
>>40005
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40011
>>40009
I can get Aura of Despair at this level.
*Makes weak-ass skeleton dance*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40012
>>40010
rabbit is up btw.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40013
40014 40015 40020
What did I miss?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40014
40017 40020
>>40013
Everyone went to bed.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40015
40023
>>40013
>>100000 →
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40016
40020
>>39993
3.5e underestimates animal intelligence.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40017
40018
>>40014
everyones awake.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40018
40019
>>40017
What are the characters still doing at 5 am?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40019
>>40018
im preparing my men for war with communist undead.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40020
40023 40026 40030
>>40014
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.40022
40025
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40023
40024 40027
>>40015
I saw that
>>40020
Wuts Torc's level?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40024
40029
>>40023
17
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40025
40038
>>40022
*Hugs in sleep*
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.40026
40033 40085
>>40020
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40027
40029
>>40023
also movie night we are watching evildead.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40029
>>40024
Noice
>>40027
Eh, not tonight
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40030
40034 40085
>>40020
Can she give them each a permanent telepathic bond with her?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40031
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40032
>>40021
they can sleep.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40033
>>40026
Sounds awesome to me.
Why not?
Anonymous
gqCqN
?
No.40034
40035 40036
>>40030
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40035
>>40034
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40036
40037
>>40034
How much XP does Torc have to spend on magic shit?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40037
40041
>>40036
It matters what it is.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40038
40039
>>40025
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40039
>>40038
*sucks on fingers*
[peaceful pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40040
40060
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40041
40043 40046
>>40037
That doesn't answer my question
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40043
40044
>>40041
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40044
40045
>>40043
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40045
>>40044
We just leveled up, so idk.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40046
40049 40050
>>40041
The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40048
40051
It's 5-6 AM in game, so can we skip to morning/afternoon, so we can do things?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40049
40052 40053 40094
>>40046
Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40050
40052 40094
>>40046
How do you figure out how much XP you get from a task/encounter?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40051
40054
>>40048
It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40052
40055 40094
>>40050
I honestly do not know

>>40049
I think so?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40053
>>40049
He's only just above seventeen, so spending a little should put him back.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40054
40056
>>40051
My family is asleep.
Nothing drastic is going to happen.


Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40055
40094
>>40052
Okay, Thanks for this shit GM I'm really enjoying it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40056
40058
1498779198118.jpg
>>40054
*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40057
40059
this_is_not_a_game___natgiii_day_8_by_whatsapokemon-d6jdchw.png

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40058
40062
>>40056
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40059
>>40057
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40060
40061 40064
>>40040
I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...

[bloated pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40061
>>40060
*gets up in the middle of the night to fill body with chocolate cake*
*returns to bed*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40062
40063
>>40058
*nibbles pony ears*
*grabs voluptuous pregnant mare breasts*
*cums inside pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40063
40065
>>40062
*kissing intensifies*
*stares into eyes dreamily with Darkvision*
[content pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40064
40066
>>40060
I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40065
40066
>>40063
*doesnt have to kiss or look at pony because of position*
GWAzm
?
No.40066
40067
pregnant-mare-768x545.jpg
[1d20 = 18]
>>40065
*grapples to change position*
"Look at me, Flashy.."
>>40064
Last time I asked, it was 3 and a half months.
It'll be a bit difficult when she gets too big to fight responsibly though..
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40067
40068
>>40066
*turns head*
"ehhh..."

I know GM said that but I've been keeping up with days
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40068
40069
>>40067
*licks face*
"..I love you, Flashy.."
*kisses*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40069
40070
>>40068
"Tracy...

I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40070
40071
>>40069
"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40071
40072
>>40070
*still somewhat angry, but licks pony face*
*continues humping pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40072
40073
>>40071
*humps faster*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40073
40074
>>40072
*humps pony, but is still distracted*

"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40074
40075
>>40073
".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40075
40076
>>40074
>"but you're not really sure, are you?"

*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40076
40077
>>40075
>'...sometimes I feel like you look at other mares a bit too much...'
>' it worries me...'
5pjEW
?
No.40077
40078
>>40076
>"Why would that worry you? Do you think I can't love you if I look at someone else?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40078
40079
>>40077
"Yes."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40079
>>40078
"Why is that, Tracy?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40080
40081 40082 40083
Tracy's faggot succumbs to exhaustion.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40081
40083
>>40080
Good night, and happy new year
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40082
>>40080
*cums inside pony*
I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40083
>>40081
>>40080
Happy New Years Florida fags
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40084
40086
1478937__safe_artist-colon-glimglam_starlight glimmer_4th of july_female_freedom_hat_holiday_independence day_mare_meme_mouth hold_pony_simple backgrou.png
happy new year!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40085
40086 40096
>>40026
Mebe, I dunno yet I haven't decided
>>40030
No! But she can give them distinctive accessories, cuz otherwise they look exactly the same (downy-white with yellow beaks)
... reads thread more...
OMG. TOP KEK>! I can't even!
>dying

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40086
>>40084
Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk

>>40085
To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.

How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40087
40088 40093
Yeah, why hasn't anyone asked about a gun-blade yet? Just askin
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40088
40089 40092
>>40087
id like a chainsaw
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40089
40092
>>40088
"Shit, I'd a chainsaw"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40090
40091
Happy New Years ^_^
>GM is drunk, fuck off nao HNY
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40091
1514344369836.jpg
>>40090
sieg heil gm and thez,happy new year.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40092
40096
Chainsword_THQ_Replica.jpg
>>40088
>>40089
Did you mean to say, Chainsword?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40093
40094
>>40087
Tracy can't normally use gunz, but she can use anything with a blade.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40094
40095
>>40050
>>40052
LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049
Yes
>>40055
I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093
Mornin'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40095
40098
1388562597227.jpg
>>40094
Good mornin'

One of the first things Tracy does in the morning is feed her birds.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40096
40097 40099
>>40092
That thing looks badass, but I bet the battery life stinks..
>>40085
>they look exactly the same
Will they always look like that?
*attaches an orchid bow to Sammy and a Shy bow to Bunny*

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40097
>>40096
Sky bow*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40098
40100
>>40095
Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40099
40100
>>40096
No, but I did want to goad you into making them more distinctive creatively.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40100
40101 40102
just for the plot.png
>>40099
Didn't realize I had any creative license as to what they looked like. I asked if they could be slightly different colors.
Give me a couple minutes to think of their descriptions.
>>40098
>*that thing grils do when they swing their hips seductively*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40101
40102
image.jpeg
>>40100
This is Sam. Though you can give her a red white and blue coat if you want
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40102
>>40100
Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101
Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40108
40109 40110
1514674636430.png
afternoon.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40109
>>40108
Sup
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40110
40111 40112
image.png
>>40108
*pretends not to be autistically monitoring*

*fails*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40111
40112
>>40110
Same
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40112
>>40111
Trips checked.
>>40110
this...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40113
40117
Tracy goes down to the holodeck and trains for Mobility.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40114
40115 40116 40117
hows the new year treating you faggots?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40115
40116 40119
>>40114
Haven't died yet.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40116
40119
>>40114
Pretty decent, cold as fuck out though.
>>40115
Lets keep it that way
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40117
40118 40119
>>40113
Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry

>>40114
Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40118
>>40117
Nice, sounds fun
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40119
40120
>>40115
same.
>>40116
i know.
>>40117
semi-auto?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40120
>>40119
Yes, only semi
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40121
40133
cannon_by_grinderkiller1-d99zjl8.jpg
4b7b1a44c5229b61c2db8109175c5a56--cannon-pvc.jpg
41UYlJ5eYYL._SX355_.jpg
xsp270gjn2.jpg
tumblr_n5hrblXqEL1rtuqolo1_1280.jpg
We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40122
40123
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40123
40124
>>40122
I'll give you 10 shekels
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40124
40126
>>40123
Only wizards can use staffs, right? It's as good as yours.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40125
40127 40128 40132 40134
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40126
>>40124
Works for me
>puts away bitcoins
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40127
>>40125
>Orb of Storms
Swank.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40128
40129 40130
>>40125
>re-constitute
What
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40129
40131
46161a72a202acd6468b1b02c2d9ad0f07db49bf4d5c72db635595e6efaa61e3.jpg
>>40128
Liches don't go away permanently until you destroy their phylacteries.
>pic related
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40130
40131
Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128
They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40131
>>40130
>>40129
So they where liches...
>email servers
Kek
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40132
40135 40137
>>40125
Um... Can I'z claim the Bracers and the ring with the highest numbers?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40133
>>40121
ill help if one gets made for infernuis to.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40134
40135
>>40125
i only have 1 ring right?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40135
40136 40138
>>40134
afaik
>>40132
If he can figure out which one that is, sure. 1 in 3 chance
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40136
40137 40139
>>40135
Reeee! Inspect rings and inspect bracers
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40137
40141
>>40132
What are you going to do with the other ring and bracers that you have?
>>40136
Pretty sure only Lenos has that kind of appraisal ability.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40138
40166
>>40135
i put the ring i have with me on.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40139
40140 40142
>>40136
Actually, there is no choosing, its what the particular lich had.
so5SR
?
No.40140
40143
[1d20+1 = 19]
>>40139
Appraise ring
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40141
>>40137
I need to figure out what the ring and bracers are first to make any decisions

Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40142
40146
>>40139
whats the bonus on my ring?
Ya4G9
?
No.40143
40146 40147 40149 40175
[1d20 = 9]
>>40140
Can Torc apprase that staff?
Does Knowledge (arcana) give him a bonus?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40144
40145
The AK shot beautifully
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40145
40147
>>40144
ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40146
40148 40159
>>40143
Wanna find out what an item does? There's a spell for that.
>>40142
Good question.
Oh shit. You guys are gonna like it if you raid their lair.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40147
40148
>>40143
He said it was a staff of abjuration. I'm guessing that's just one item. Rings of protection and bracers of protection have values that vary

>>40145
I can't really say I know. We bought the ammo at a Cabellas. They had 8mm Mauser ammo
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40148
>>40146
oh i know i will.
>>40147
cabellas huh? i think theres one close by ill check it out thanks.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40149
40150 40161
>>40143
The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.

Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40150
40151 40153 40158
>>40149
infernuis goes to he needs to apologize about what the worm made him do.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40151
40152 40155
>>40150
"What did he do to you?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40152
40154
>>40151
Infernius kinda killed him a while back. He dies alot.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40153
40157 40158
>>40150
Um... My character is here for this

Reeeeeeeee why is there game play while I'm at a bar again
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40154
>>40152
gib dialogue
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40155
40156
>>40151
"um it wasnt what he did to me, its what me did to him, when me was possed by the worm me threw him into a wall head first."
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40156
40160
>>40155
"What? I'm not sure I understand. What exactly happened to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40157
>>40153
Don't worry. He doesn't need to be.
Tracy leaves the bracers and ring in a bag, alongside his lunch on the coffee-table in the room..
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40158
40162
>>40153
Are there normies?
>>40150
This is correct, my bad. It wasn't that Ponimaru died, he just didn't escape (grapples, etc.).
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40159
40161
>>40146
Cast that spell
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40160
40163
>>40156
"the worm was controlling me body for a few days before me almost died."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40161
>>40159
Where is your character?
Also, see >>40149

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40162
>>40158
What does he say?
Tracy's about to give him hell for tricking her, btw.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40163
40164 40165 40170
>>40160
I honestly thought he was gonna plane shift, or else I wouldn't have given out all that free swag. If the worm had taken Infernius back to the Abyss, that would've been probable party-murder.

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40164
40165
>>40163
That's what I thought too.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40165
40167 40174
>>40164
>>40163
it was going to after it had left the court city.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40166
40168
>>40138
What's his other ring btw? Just curious.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40167
40173
>>40165
Why'd it go there?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40168
40169
>>40166
the wedding regen ring.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40169
>>40168
Ah.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40170
>>40163
That's exactly what I thought as well
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40173
>>40167
secret.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40174
40175 40176 40201
>>40165
I'd have let it happen, but Torcuil made a great move/dice roll with death, and that was some awesome roleplaying.
>>40171
Sure

I just realized,... didn't the party revive Cecil? I had forgotten about that.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40175
40176 40179 40180 40201
>>40143
Hey.. If you want that staff, c-can Tracy have the orb? The staff has a higher game price. Tracy has all her slots full for everything else, so she's gonna just sit-out on looting.
>>40174
Yeah, but then you told us that Cecil's faggot was on meth..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40176
40177 40179
>>40174
>>40175
cecil could a npc.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40177
40178 40179
>>40176
I thought he was going to be.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40178
40183
>>40177
Did Tracy intend the Ring of Evasion to be an engagement ring? She did it a while before the proposal
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40179
40181 40184
>>40175
I probably shouln't have
Ah k
>>40176
>>40177
Yeah, I forgot about him. I should fix that.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40180
40186
>>40175
But the orb has high meme value for the meme Mage
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40181
40182 40185
>>40179
I know exactly what I want to do with him
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40182
>>40181
and me too right?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40183
>>40178
It was a gift to keep him safe: she considers the two to be already married.
Don't throw it away. It's almost definitely worth more than a Ring of Protection.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40184
40185
>>40179
He was probably the first to charge the undead when they arrived, but accidentally fell down a well or something..

Anyway, what did Ponimaru say?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40185
40187 40188 40189
>>40181
That's omenous AF
Anyway, all three rings are of protection, and the bracers are armor +3/4/5 to Feinstein, Pelosi, and RBG
>>40184
"Thank you"?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40186
40189
>>40180
He can already cast Control Weather.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40187
40190
>>40185
"ponimaru me so sorry"
*hugs*
"me wasnt "me" when my body did that to you."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40188
40189 40190
>>40185
"...Now tell me, why was it that you were in the stables dressed-up like that white cunt last night..?"
*looms ominously*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40189
>>40185
Fuck yeah!

>>40186
Touché. Tracy's it is then.

>>40188
*glares at Tracy*

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40190
40191 40192 40193
>>40187
"This was later revealed to me. There is no foul."
>>40188
"She asked me to."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40191
40194 40204
>>40190
"Did she mention you'd be killed?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40192
>>40190
"no,no there is foul. me owe you 3 favors as token of an apology."
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40193
40204
>>40190
"Who are you exactly? I've seen you like twice. You're like a monk or something Thez has been training?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40194
>>40191
They didn't tell Felicia that she would be killed
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40195
40196 40197 40200
Lenos stumbles through a portal in the control room looking extremely worn and ragged before slumping into a chair
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40196
>>40195
"What did she do to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40197
40198
>>40195
*Puts a hoof over Ponimaru to keep him from slipping away*

"Look why finally got back."
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40198
40199 40202
>>40197
*glares at Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40199
>>40198
She's not about to let him ninja his way out of this one.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40200
>>40195
"you okay lennos?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40201
40206
1512881461468-0.png
>>40174
>pic
>>40175
I wasn't going to take it anyway, so sure

Uh, Torc was where that "everyone ded" scene was. Idk wherr he is now.
so5SR
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No.40202
40210
>>40198
"Who is this guy Tracy, and what is your fascination with him?"
\r
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40203
40207 40208
*smiles mischievously* made me a very happy guy
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40204
40205 40210 40240
>>40191
"Certainly not. I'd prefer to have only gotten killed by you once."
>>40193
"I have no name, but have come to be called Ponimaru. I provide ninja-support to Thez and Port Barry."

Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40205
40211
>>40204
"Is there a separate faction here I don't know about? Where did you come from? Are you Equestrian? And why is my waifu obsessed with you?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40206
1506930289951.gif
>>40201
>my pic!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40207
40209 40212
>>40203
"There you are. I need you to set the whorehouse on fire." Thez says. "The port just got raided by undead and it's kinda my fault."
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40208
>>40203
"Where is Kiynen?"
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40209
40213
>>40207
"We're setting the Brothel on fire?!?!?"
*exited Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40210
40214
>>40202
"He's the horse we bought a few months back. He dies a lot."
>obsession
[confused pony noises]
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, Flashy.."
>>40204
"That slippery cunt..! She did that twice last night.."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40211
>>40205
>Are you Equestrian?
He visibly is not.
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40212
40215 40217
>>40207 *big grin*teleport me there and I'll be happy to
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40213
40215 40216
>>40209
"Yes. That's where all the undead and unrecoverable civilian corpses are being gathered, then everything is gonna be burned, and then Infernius is going to sanctify the area so that this doesn't happen again," Thaz says solemnly.
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40214
40220
>>40210
"Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked? Why do you leave him gifts? Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?"
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40215
>>40212
>>40213
"B-but I want to set it on fire"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40216
>>40213
*puts hand on shoulder*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40217
40219
>>40212
Thez grabs Lenos' shoulder and <whooooof> they appear outside the brothel. The Building has all manner of large and small undead piled around it, and the citizens are just finished dousing it in kerosene.

Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40218
40221
>>40215*glares* I get to burn it or i burn you
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40219
>>40217
*Sad Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40220
40223
>>40214
>Tfw no unholy sights anymore
[frustrated Blackguard noises]
"Oh well.. She still has her pole."
>>40214
>Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked?
"I hadn't seen him in a while and figured he'd finally ran off. We went together anyway."
>Why do you leave him gifts?
"It turns out you can only use one magic hand at a time.."
>Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?
"Because I haven't finished chewing up this little weeb for tricking me."
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40221
>>40218
Glares right back at him.

"I'm sorry, which of the two of us is the Paladin tasked with purging evil?"
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40222
40226 40227
The kerosene is unneeded but will make a nice addition *casts firestormon the brothel*
so5SR
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No.40223
40224
>>40220
"And let hordes of evil right into the base that way?"\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40224
40225
>>40223
Did not mean to put that shit in quotes.
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40225
>>40224
*untrusting glance*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40226
40228 40233
>>40222
"And here I thought you were gonna burp on it," Thez says. The Firestorm is of ridiculous intensity - by way of a few feats - and readily/easily ignites the whole thing. It isn't consumed immediately, but it won't take too long either.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40227
>>40222
Trips checked
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40228
40229 40230
TavernFire.jpg
>>40226

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40229
40230
>>40228
this
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40230
40231 40232 40234
>>40228
>>40229
i guess i'm not a real adventurer then.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40231
>>40230
Well, we haven't exactly gone that many places yet.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40232
40235 40236
>>40230
That's cuz you play a cleric who doesn't get drunk.
https://youtu.be/8nxaNJCfGCo
Huh. It appears that Port Barry has developed a philharmonic orchestra from left field, who provide musical accompaniment as the building burns.
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40233
40241
>>40226 I figured a burp would be overkill *shrugs and looks around for his tankard of ale*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40234
>>40230
Same
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40235
>>40232
he gets drunk sometimes.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40236
40237 40238 40239
>>40232
>a cleric who doesn't get drunk
Watch him host the Oktoberfest next year.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40237
>>40236
We need this
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40238
>>40236
its actually Januaryfest.
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40239
40244
>>40236 lenos will happily be a judge
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40240
>>40204
"So, now.. Tell me, when was it that Troll put you up to that little stunt last night? Did she seem as though she'd gotten wind of something?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40241
40242 40243
>>40233
Lenos returns to Trump tower.
January fest? With equally sudden and from left field as the orchestra, suddenly there's a January Fest.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40242
40245 40248 40251
>>40241
"No, she said she had to leave for a bit, but wanted her to seem to be there in case the birds returned to the stable. It seemed an odd request, but I couldn't have imagined I would get killed again for it."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40243
557409__safe_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_bavarian barmaid dress_beer_bipedal_clothes_dirndl_dress_drunk_fashion.jpg
>>40241
>January fest?
I don't see why not?
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40244
40246
>>40239
To Lenos
"How hard is the glass steel that encases the tower? If you hit a single point of it with sustained cannon or trebuchet fire, would it eventually break and a hike be blast into it?"
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40245
>>40242
"Felicia said almost exactly the same thing. Did she really not inform any of her victims that they were in danger?"
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40246
40247
>>40244 *shakes head* I have tried repedely to break the crap here and havent even scratched it yet. Why dp you ask
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40247
40249
>>40246
"Because there's a pyramid almost identical to this one in the harbor we need to break into"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40248
40250
>>40242
Tracy brow wrinkles for a bit, and then lessens. Figuring he's wasn't going to be able to get anymore info, she gives up.
Anonymous
JRoXZ
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No.40249
40252
>>40247 just use the temples controls to hack it *with a look of disdain*
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40250
40254 40255
>>40248
"how did darkie get in the tower?"
so5SR
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No.40251
40261
[1d20+25 = 39]
>>40242
Sense motive check on Ponimaru to see if he is bluffing or hiding something
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40252
40256
>>40249
"Where are the temple controls?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40254
40257
>>40250
He could probably just walk in actually.