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Lotsa Nuts
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38132
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What's going on in this dream?
Anonymous
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No.38133
>>38132
What's goint on?
What
Help
Anonymous
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No.38134
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Anonymous
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.38138
Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
Anonymous
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No.38139
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>>38136
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38140
>>38139
Thanks.
Anonymous
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No.38141
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>>38139
wait nurgle?
Anonymous
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No.38142
In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Anonymous
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No.38143
>>38141
Yes
Anonymous
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No.38144
38145
Psssst, Trump,... what episode did you guys finish with last week?
Anonymous
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No.38145
>>38144
Gift of the Maud Pie
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38147
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>>38139
I'll read into it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38148
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
Anonymous
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>>38147
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
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>>38149
Worthy opponents

GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38149
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
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>>38150
There is a seal in place
>>38151
She isn't? I thought Tracy was researching
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>>38151
>The Wall would be too expensive to build, and would harm U.S. - Mexico relations
Nigger, my Patron Saint is the Saint of building barriers to keep out bad hombres

>>38152
Forgot about the Golden Lady upholding the Travel Ban
Anonymous
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No.38154
>>38153
Whatever you say Mr. Fug
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38155
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>>38153
It would take one hell of a Spellcraft check though.
Anonymous
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No.38156
>>38152
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Anonymous
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No.38157
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>>38155
Hello I am here, what would I need to roll with max spellcraft levels?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38158
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>>38153
>>38152
Wait, I'm confused now.
Who is who?
Anonymous
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No.38159
>>38155
See >>38154. Torcuil is putting his skill points into Spellcraft to help make it possible
Anonymous
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No.38160
>>38158
I am me. >>38152 is probably GM from a weird new IP

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No.38161
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>>38158
>who
Isn't it obvious?
>>38157
So 16? Spellcraft is essentially a magical comprehension skill. It affects encounters with other spellcasters, as well as the ease of interpreting items, scolls, and books.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38162
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>>38152
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
Anonymous
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No.38163
>>38161
Yeah, I was gonna do it anyway
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38164
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>>38161
Don't you also need it to develop Ebin Spell Seeds?
Anonymous
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>>38162
This. We have a lot of shit to do before Tracy can go figure out how to be Exterminatused
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38166
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>>38161
>obvious
Sorry, the changing colors threw me off...
Anonymous
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>>38166
red is Thrackerzod.
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>>38167

Mrs. Sentry
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No.38169
Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
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No.38170
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>>38162
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Remind me not to end the weekend on a battlefield. Uhm,... eh. None of it actionable at the moment, so its all meta for the moment.
>>38167

Mrs. Sentry
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No.38171
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>>38168
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Stop changing colors so much!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38172
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>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38173
>>38172
Greater*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38174
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>>38164
Ebin Spells are the boss, desu.. Some of them have insane, god-tier effects.
Anonymous
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>>38174
necromancer stuff is bretty bool
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38176
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>>38175
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
Anonymous
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No.38177
>>38172
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
Anonymous
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>>38171
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
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>>38176
14
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>>38178
heresy.
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>>38180
I love 40k memes
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38182
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>>38179
You could probably start developing Seeds about now, if I'm correct.
Anonymous
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>>38182
call me a newfag but what kind?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38184
>>38183
I didn't look too hard because looking makes me jelly...
Anonymous
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No.38185
38187 38188
Uhm,... seeds?
Anonymous
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>>38181

Mrs. Sentry
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No.38187
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>>38185
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
Anonymous
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No.38188
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>>38185
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
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No.38189
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>>38187
>reading intensifies
I had been going off a homebrew idea for rituals,... which is now going into the trash,... again,... but that's fine
>gathering of maggots
How lovely
>>38188
Well, Hextor for one
Anonymous
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No.38190
38192
>>38187
>Can animate inanimate objects
I feel like that's a perfectly neutral power that I would be sorely tempted to use for evil

>>38189
Who else!

Also, why do you say that?

I kind of want to know how you or others interpret my character
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38189
>How lovely
Ikr.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38192
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>>38190
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
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No.38193
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>>38191
best monster
Anonymous
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No.38194
>>38191
Ewwww
Anonymous
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No.38195
>>38192
Neat!

I'm not sure I want Fae to be an equine though
Anonymous
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No.38196
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>>38192
>transform
Uhm,... polymorph?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38197
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>>38193
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38198
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>>38189
>homebrew idea for rituals
What were you using?
Anonymous
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No.38199
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>>38198
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
Anonymous
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No.38200
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>>38196
He means a permanent spell rather than one that lasts a few hours
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38201
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>>38196
Polymorph doesn't grant any extraordinary or spell-like abilities though. And it's not permanent.
Transform permanently changes one creature into another.
>>38199
Did it require insane spellcraft checks?
Anonymous
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No.38202
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>>38200
>>38201
could it change a minotuar into a hoo-man?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38203
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Some of these Rituals are insane.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
Anonymous
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No.38204
>>38202
Yes, I believe
Anonymous
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No.38205
38208
>>38200
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
Anonymous
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No.38206
>>38203
Only 10?
Anonymous
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No.38207
38208
>>38203
>summon 10 dragons
Sounds like a good way to get eated desu
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38208
>>38202
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
Anonymous
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No.38209
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>summons 69 dragons
Anonymous
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No.38210
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>>38209
>who all have sex with Torcuil
don't worry, they're lady dragons Xp
Anonymous
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No.38211
>>38209
torc and 69 dragons.
Anonymous
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No.38212
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>>38210
>reeee-ing till the end of time
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38213
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>>38212
No ritual of that power could possibly come without sacrifice.
Anonymous
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No.38214
>>38213
>sacrifices a clerical minotaur
Anonymous
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No.38215
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>>38203
well i was thinking of turning hoo-man
Anonymous
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No.38216
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>>38215
Human? Y 4?
Anonymous
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No.38217
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>>38216
to truly experience being aryan.
Anonymous
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No.38219
>>38215
Enjoy that strength nerf
Anonymous
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No.38220
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>>38217
There's so many ways I could respond to this
Anonymous
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No.38221
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>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38222
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>>38221
That book was sad...
Anonymous
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>>38222
>>38221
ive never read it give me a basic gestalt.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38224
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>>38215
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Anonymous
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No.38225
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>>38224
Just take the Half-long racial base
Anonymous
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No.38226
>>38224
i would but i dont think certain party members would like it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38227
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>>38225
You mean like the half-dragon?
Anonymous
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No.38228
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>>38227
No, I mean the race
Anonymous
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No.38229
>>38223
Dumb guy gets crazy mind-hax. Learns mind-hax are temporary. Runs away. The end.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38230
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>>38220
Ikr...
>>38217
He's a Heck bull: one of the last of his kind. Wouldn't it be a shame to give that up?
Anonymous
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No.38231
>>38223
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Anonymous
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No.38232
38235
>>38230
ill develop a aryan to heck mintuar spell first.
Anonymous
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No.38233
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,....
Anonymous
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No.38234
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>>38230
He could undo it I bet you
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38235
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>>38228
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
Anonymous
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No.38236
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>>38235
we have money.
Anonymous
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No.38237
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>>38235
Yeah fuck your haxxor. No free astral projection whatever as a racial feature
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38238
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>>38237
>haxx
It's all within the rules.
Anonymous
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No.38239
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>>38237
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
Anonymous
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No.38240
38241 38242
>>38236
What's wrong with Torcuil's polymorph?
Anonymous
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No.38241
38245 38250
>>38240
>Torc apparently isn't good enough
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38242
38245 38250
>>38240
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
Anonymous
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No.38243
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>>38238
Oh bullshit you faggot
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38244
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>>38239
>There will be nerfing tho
Now I'm scared...
Anonymous
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No.38245
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>>38241
>>38242
do it torculi.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38246
>>38243
>bullshit
Read it. It's there.
Anonymous
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No.38247
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>>38244
Shhhhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
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No.38248
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>>38245
Skididle, skidoodle
Your dick is now a noodle
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38249
38251
>>38245
Wait until the battle is over.
Anonymous
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No.38250
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>>38241
Poor Torcuil

*pets wizard*

>>38239
It triggers me

>>38242
Would it do what he wants?

Anonymous
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No.38251
>>38248
>>38249
Kek to both of these
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38252
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>>38247
Wh-what kind of nerfing..?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38253
>>38252
pic didn't upload...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38254
>>38250
>Would it do what he wants?
Would what do what who wants?
Anonymous
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>>38248

Anonymous
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No.38256
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>>38252
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....

No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
Anonymous
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No.38257
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>>38256
pls no nerf.
Anonymous
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No.38258
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>>38257
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
Anonymous
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No.38259
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>>38256
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit

Oh well... I'll bitch next time
Anonymous
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>>38259
K
Anonymous
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No.38261
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>>38257
"You shush, and put the belt and the arms on. Dammit."
Thez likes it rough.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38262
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>>38192
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
Anonymous
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>>38258

Anonymous
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No.38264
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>>38261
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
Anonymous
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No.38265
>>38264
Funny that you mention Feinstein,....
Anonymous
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No.38266
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>>38261
"yes ma'am."
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38267
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>>38262
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
Anonymous
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No.38268
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>>38266
>>38261
"you put on one of those costumes i bought for you"
Anonymous
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No.38269
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>>38268
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
Anonymous
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No.38270
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>>38267
Oh THAT'S a great idea o_o
Anonymous
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No.38271
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>>38269
"me think it look good om you"
*grapples*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38272
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>>38268
Thez would make a great Wendy's girl, desu.
>>38270
I don't see any exclusion for unique creatures either...
Can it really be developed turn a creature into a Tarrasque? Will a spellcraft DC high enough? I actually hope I'm reading this wrong..
Anonymous
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No.38273
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>>38271
*cough* a leftist Senator lich is attacking the city by infiltrating the sewers *cough*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38274
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>>38273
Doesn't matter, we're in a meta time-lapse.
"~Flashy, I'm ~bored."
*snuggles brutally*
Anonymous
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No.38275
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>>38272
Don't encourage him
>>38273
I guess I did spoil her being the sewer blich then,....
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38276
>>38272
this!
>>38273
she can wait.
>>38271
*binds with rope then ties hair to it*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38277
38279
>>38275
I'm just fond of smug Wendy's memes..
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38278
38280 38281
>>38274
*sighs*

*nibbles horsey ear*

"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"

*gives stick*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38279
>>38277

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38280
38282
>>38278
>FTW w/ keks
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38281
38283 38285
>>38278
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38282
38283
>>38280
"you want some blue?"
esnZi
?
No.38283
38289
[1d20 = 3]
>>38281
>bitches love sticks confirmed
>>38282
"Shut ur gob maggot! Even with only two legs, I can still drop you in a moment flat!"
Unless a 1, Infernius is dropped

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38284
38289
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38285
38288
>>38281
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity

*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*

"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38286
38287
RIP overboard...
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38287
38293
>>38286
*bumplocks thread*

"Shh... It's okay horsey"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38288
38290
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38289
38291
>>38283
>>38284
"hit me again baby, Me like it."
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38290
38292
>>38288
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38291
38295
>>38289
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38292
>>38290
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38293
38294
>>38287
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
0qV/U
?
No.38294
38296
[1d20 = 10]
>>38293
"Wanna bend down silly horsey?"

*gets behind horsey*

Grabs her
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38295
1498775759541.gif
>>38291
ok so no hooman permanantly, good good
pic related
/GE8P
?
No.38296
38297 38298
[1d20 = 5]
>>38294
>faggot not exactly sure how to bend
*sits back on top of hoo-man*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38297
38300
>>38296
Idk what that roll was for. She's bending, somehow..
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38298
38299
>>38296
*tries to position himself for horse*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38299
38301
>>38298
*Anxiously waits for it*
>dripping
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38300
38304 38323
>>38297
fugging phone-posting
>>38297
Consider it 'acccommodating'
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38301
38302
>>38299
Lovingly inserts himself into demon horse

"You are best mount Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38302
38303 38305
>>38301
[happy pony noises]
"You're the best mounter." she says insistently
"So mount me, again!"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38303
38306
>>38302
*Flicks non-damaging fire-tail in face*
*raises tail*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38304
>>38300
*switches to the pile driver position.*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38305
38308
>>38302
*mounts horse furiously*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38306
38308
>>38303
*grabs dock*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38307
38308
*looks to see who is watching, since they are in the open*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38308
38309
>>38305
*Bucks hard*
>>38306
>Bucking abruptly stops in submissive shock
*Shakes rear invitingly*
>>38307
All of them.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38309
38311
>>38308
*mounts her back harder, warmly accepting the invitation*

To Fae
>"I'm sorry Fae
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38311
38313
>>38309
*Presses back into him softly*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38312
247309.jpg
*grins smugly at Fae*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38313
38314
o-HORSE-GAY-MARRIAGE-facebook.jpg
>>38310
top kek

Is loving his horsey

*points to RBG*

"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey

>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38314
38315 38316
>>38313
*Presses him back against pile of dry bones for support*
*Bounces mercilessly on pelvis(s)*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38315
38317
>>38314
*uses his full buffed up strength to ride horse and beat her right back*

*smacks flank*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38316
38317
>>38314
*Uses all power on horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38317
38318
>>38315
*Shudders feverishly at slap, cheeks clapping*
>>38316
>31 Str
*Humps back against dry bones, matching power with power, bouncing happily*
[Exhilarated horse noises]
"Oh, Flashy..!"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38318
38319
>>38317
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*

"I've got you Tracy!"

*bounces right back into her*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38319
38320 38321 38322
>>38318
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38320
38322 38324
>>38319
"I - I - I'll try"

*desperately tries to match horsey, bucking right back*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38321
38322 38323
>>38319
"Yippee Ki-oh!"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38322
38324 38325
>>38321
>>38320
>>38319
"Yippee Kiy-ay!"

*unable to hold back any longer...*

Lets forth a stream of raw, pure love into the horse, almost able to purge the evil from her

"I love you, Tracy"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38323
>>38321
>>38300
"yippee ki-yay"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38324
38327
>>38320
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38325
38327
>>38322
*Kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38326
38329
*faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38327
38328
>>38324
*cums in horsey a second time in the rodeo*

*pets soft horse fur*

>>38325
*kisses horsey*
"You're a pretty good pony"

*rubs muzzle*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38328
38329 38343 38344
0aa1d9f3988fa2483a2769cee7aa78b6fc8e95ded9c938de49358e51efeb66a5.jpg
>>38327
we should form an anti-heretic squad.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38329
38330
download (1).jpg
>>38328
T H I S
H
I
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4

>>38326
*cums in horsey again*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38330
38331
>>38329
best toby song.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38331
38332 38333
>>38330
It really is

Purging the wicked is the best part of being lawful good
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38332
8ad.png
>>38331

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38333
38334 38335 38342
>>38331
im gonna become lawful pretty soon.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38334
8HcUPv8.jpg
>>38333
Trips confirm

Lawful alignment, best alignment
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38335
38336 38342
1549473__safe_starlight glimmer_4chan_4chan party hat_anniversary_cute_excited_glimmerbetes_hat_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_party hat_pony_solo_unicorn.png
>>38333
trips confirm
*lawful good.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38336
38337
Twilight_Sparkle_tears_of_joy_S5E3.png
>>38335
Am not alone anymore...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38337
38338
>>38336
ill be more towards nazi germany though.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38338
38339
you-will-not-be-passed-over-heretic_o_2821347.jpg
>>38337
Um... what does that mean though?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38339
38340
>>38338
jews cannot be space marines, their genes are to weak.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38340
38341
boreale__s_unnatural_day_by_zergrex-d5drq11.png
>>38339
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines

So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38341
38344
>>38340
capitalism is just the same as communism, they're both Jewish inventions.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38342
>>38335
>>38333
Makes sense. Natsoc/Fascism sounds more like a lawful ideology.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38343
38345 38346 38348
>>38328
We have two churches though. Wouldn't that set them against each other?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38344
38377
>>38328
>starts spanish inquisition
Who wants to help?
>>38341
>ancap starts slowly backing away
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38345
38346
>>38343
Well it might
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38346
38347 38348 38377
>>38343
>>38345
Also, both churches only have one official and no formal court. A dispute over heresy could literally just be a slugfest between two party members.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38347
38349
>>38346
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.

Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
0qV/U
?
No.38348
38377
Shit.jpg
>>38343
>>38346
The question you're basically posing right here is "is it possible to simultaneously be a good American, and a National Socialist?"

Awkward...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38349
38350 38351
>>38347
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38350
38351 38354
>>38349
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38351
38353
>>38349
>>38350
https://youtu.be/GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38353
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>38351
Kek. Love that movie.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38354
38355 38356
>>38350
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38355
>>38354
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38356
38357
>>38354
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38357
38358
>>38356
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38358
38361
>>38357
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38360
38362
I really do hope we can level up after these upcoming fights.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38361
38363
image.png
>>38358
>Villian needs to hide from the world
GET ON MY LEVEL!
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38362
38365 38368
>>38360
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38363
38364 38367
>>38361
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
cmhXt
?
No.38364
38366
>>38363
>She doesn't want to settle down or be a mother
Okay...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38365
>>38362
I'm hungry for XP. I want it bad.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38366
>>38364
How did you come to that?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38367
image.gif
>>38363
*heart breaks... More than a little...*
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38368
38369
>>38362
You don't want to level up faster?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38369
38370
>>38368
I don't want a time skip before then
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38370
38371
>>38369
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38371
38372
>>38370
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38372
38374 38377
>>38371
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38373
stow the corpses*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38374
38375
>>38372
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38375
38376 38428
>>38374
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38376
38378
>>38375
Great. Tell Sechs to order a corvee
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38377
38378
>>38344
i wont violate your nap, im actually kind of fond of ancapism.
>>38346
i need to fix up my church but im not quite sure how to go about it.
>>38348
reeeeee it is possible ask Henry ford.
>>38372
ill let uatchit eat them.


Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38378
38379 38381
>>38376
If we don't have to rebuild the town first...
>>38377
>eat them
We were going to ressurect them, weren't we?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38379
38380 38383
>>38378
the zombies?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38380
38384
>>38379
Yes.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38381
38382
>>38378
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38382
38385
>>38381
Where are they going to sleep?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38383
38384
>>38379
Tracy's faggot has a good idea with that. We need more humans to populate empty cities
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38384
38388
>>38380
>>38383
humans/=/zombies
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38385
38386
>>38382
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38386
38387
>>38385
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38387
38388
>>38386
as long as there are no mind flayers i think we ok.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38388
38389
>>38384
They were probably gathered from all over the continent.
>Here comes diversity
>>38387
Yeah, at least we can be sure there won't be any Mindflayer Blackguards with Beholder mounts. That would never happen.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38389
>>38388
>Here comes diversity
REEEEEEE no shitskins!
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38392
38393
>>38390
Humans (aryan)
Elfs
Minotuars
Ponies
Dwelfs
more?
>>38391
too late

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38393
38394
>>38392
What about dwarves?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38394
38395
>>38393
jew-tier
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38395
38396 38397
>>38394
Halflings?
Centaurs?
Satyrs?
Monstrous Humanoids?
Giants of different varieties?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38396
38399
>>38395
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38397
38398
>>38395
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38398
38399
>>38397
Minotuars are monstrous Humanoids. And some of them are too intelligent to be niggers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38399
38400 38402
>>38396
>Gnomes
white
>Pixies
no
>Ogres an ogre mages
fatties that need discipline.
>Troglodytes
not familiar with, but if they are like argonians then yes.
>>38398
i sais minotuars where white already though.

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38400
38401
>>38399
What about other monstrous Humanoids?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38401
38402
>>38400
we would have to review each one.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38402
38403 38406
>>38399
>Argonians
Like lizardfolk?
What about other reptilians?
>>38401
Good point.
In fact, this conversation is kind of pointless as it stands. Let's review each race as we meet them, and then review individuals. You never know who you'll meet.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38403
>>38402
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38404
38407
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38405
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38406
>>38402
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38407
38408 38409
>>38404
they are talking about the ones in town.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38408
>>38407
This.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38409
38410 38414
whoosh.jpg
>>38407
Oh that won't even be a thing. If the fight wasn't unresolved I could go >pic related
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38410
38411 38413 38417
1560032__safe_artist-colon-nootaz_oc_oc-colon-nootaz_oc only_meme_russian meme_solo.jpeg
>>38409
>not posting the poner.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38411
38412 38413
>>38410
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38412
12c7906ba4984eeb9a1331a27cd2b2ef50d4ccba31a92e846697bb0b4a9e6b39.jpg
>>38411
we need an aryanne version of this one.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38413
38417 38418
image.jpeg
>>38410
This

>>38411
Every. MUST. BE. PONER!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38414
38418
>>38409
>woosh
We're not going to resurrect everyone?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38415
38416 38417 38418
>ITT, GM says "no, fuck your planning"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38416
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>38415

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38417
>>38410
Saved
>>38413
Is there a poner of the Planets
>>38415
>ITT, Torc will fuck GM's plans for fucking the player planning
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38418
38419
284388b3e41137ee12f29f5b6cb18cfe5f0df9da60016a936626f91be553135f_1.jpg
>>38413
>pic
>>38414
The zombies? No, there will be no resurrecting zombies
>>38415
RLY? I thought ITT GM is told "Fuck your planning"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38419
38420 38423 38425
1363057242464.png
>>38418
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38420
38421 38423
>>38419
can i have there sinews?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38421
38422
>>38420
What for?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38422
38423
>>38421
sex swing.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38423
38427
>>38422
"I endorse this idea"
>>38420
Yes
>>38419
Yes
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38425
>>38419
>2edgy4me
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38426
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38427
>>38423
"me glad!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38428
>>38375
WTF? More shenanigens?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38429
38432 38433
skullcups.JPG1cb1476a-ab4c-4131-9893-7c11892a17d9Original.jpg
What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38430
120.jpg
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38432
38434
>>38429
i drink from an actual skull.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38433
38435
>>38429
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull goblet Tankard
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38434
38436
rEE2k.jpg
>>38432
You need at least a bit of craftsmanship to get a great, usable goblet though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38435
38437 38440
>>38433
>Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw
Interesting prospect.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38436
38438 38439
bring-me-win-in-the-skull-of-an-enemy-find-19292835.png
>>38434

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38437
>>38435
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38438
38451
>>38436
Technically, you could make a throne out of the entire Giant skull. Just sayin
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38439
>>38436
this.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38440
38441
pearls-carved-skulls-shinji-nakaba-thumb640.jpg
>>38435
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38441
38442
>>38440
Oddly cute
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38442
38444
118.jpg
>>38441
Pic related are by some Japanese artist who carved them out of flawed pearls.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38443
38445
skull_by_phobian.jpg
>Illegals break our wall
>We make them pay for it
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38444
38446
>>38442
grorious nippon.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38445
38446
>>38443
>better wall
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38446
>>38444
Checked.
>>38445
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38447
38448 38449
1bd5f42c3fed5dac8064ea42ee4407b0.jpg
I fucking love skull aesthetics
>Pimp Lich
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38448
1549977__safe_artist-colon-artimis whooves_marks and recreation_spoiler-colon-s07e21_doot_kettle draws_meme_skull trumpet_spooky_trumpet.png
>>38447

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38449
>>38447
Keep it pimpin pimpin
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38450
c0f07d5add50fe22e3e40225af9186d6.jpg
>lighter for Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38451
38453 38456
>>38438
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38453
38454 38455 38459
>>38451
I'm guessing this is just the tip of a very large iceberg
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38454
>>38453
Think of it as a trophy

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38455
>>38453
this desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38456
38457 38459
>>38451
Pretty much.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38457
38458
>>38456
I'm guessing ahe intends to target Trump's humans
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38458
38460
>>38457
>Trump's humans
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38459
>>38456
meant for >>38453

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38460
38461
>>38458
Port Barry and vicinity
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38461
>>38460
>Implying jurisdiction
No though. I wasn't planning anything.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38463
38464 38465
So, are the undead fuckers still a problem?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38464
>>38463
Yep. We're all still were we were that night.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38465
38466 38467
>>38463
You have a visit from Nancy Pelosi and three ships incoming
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38466
>>38465
>three ships
G4
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38467
38471
Nancy-Pelosi-the-Pirate-with-a-Gun-111967.jpg
Ted-Kennedy-and-Nancy-Pelosi-Pirates-62161.jpg
Pirate-Nancy-Pelosi-78654.jpg
>>38465
>The pirate of Washington DC
Kek
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38468
38470
How long until we fight John McCain?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38470
38473
>>38468
When he dies and becomes a wizard in The Game™
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38471
Pirates-u.jpg
Pirate-s-of-Washington-DC-Nancy-Pelosi-and-Harry-Reid-110398.jpg
>>38467

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38472
>>38469
You should consider them yours too
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38473
38474
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
>>38470
>Implying he isn't already dead
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38474
38475
>>38473
We can expect that boss fight in...
How long does it take cancer to kill?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38475
38476 38477
>>38474
Not long enough,....
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38476
>>38475
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38477
38478
>>38475
yep..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38478
38479 38481
>>38477
So yes, John McCain will present himself b4 too long. It would be nice to kill him too.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38479
38480
>>38478
Torcuil should think of the most cancerous meme he can to kill him with
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38480
38483
>>38479
Fuck, I never thought I would say this
>looks for meme on 9gag
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38481
38482 38501
image.jpeg
>>38478
GM, how weaponizable is my Alunya collection?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38482
>>38481
Alunya is the only half-decent meme commies ever produced, desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38483
38484 38487
>>38480
we need the hard stuff, 9gag is to weak.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38484
38485 38489 38490
>>38483
Where can we find the most cancerous, unfunny, life-draining memes in existence?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38485
38487 38492
>>38484
leftypol
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38486
38488 38493
image.jpeg
Why do I like this meme so much?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38487
>>38483
B-but I need cancer
>>38485
I mean, you aren't wrong
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38488
>>38486
does that thing have a penis?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38489
image.png
>>38484
How do you know when a meme is cancer though?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38490
38491 38494 38501
>>38484
r/politicalhumor
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38491
38501
>>38490
r/spacedicks
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38492
>>38485
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38493
38499
>>38486
She's cute...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38494
38495 38496 38498
image.png
>>38490
Pic related is Torcuil's waifu
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38495
>>38494
>*dies*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38496
38497
>>38494
>Torc shoots himself
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38497
38500
>>38496
>*meets Death*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38498
38501
>>38494
*kills death*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38499
image.jpeg
>>38493
I know right? I love this cat for some reason
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38500
>>38497
>Torc enters the loop of hel
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38501
38502 38503
>>38481
>totally doesn't get alunya memes
Uhm 5/10?
>>38490
>>38491
I notice that there are r/'s in front of those
>>38498
Oh, he kills death alright with a beins
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38502
38503
>>38501
>with a benis
I kek'd
>r/'s
Where else am I supposed to get cancer?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38503
38504 38505
>>38502
>>38501
>until death pulls out her own Benis
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38504
38506
>>38503
>pleasekillme.scroll
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38505
>>38503
>communist benis
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38506
38507 38508 38510
c222d159023d3bc4334b04e8b8451093--simple-skull-drawing-reaper-tattoo.jpg
>>38504
>manifests behind you*
>"You ~called?"
No mortal can escape her.
rGxba
?
No.38507
38509 38511 38512 38514
[1d1 = 1]
>>38506
Run away
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38508
>>38506
'specially when she wants some
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38509
38513
>>38507
OMFG
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38510
>>38506
>Death is as insane as Tracy
Poor Torcuil
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38511
38513
>>38507
WHY DID YOU ROLL FOR THAT
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38512
>>38507
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38513
38515
>>38509
Fuck...
Torc is gettin >raped tonight, isn't it
>>38511
Hilarity, look at the die
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38514
649126__safe_artist-colon-hunter1337_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_blonde_eyes closed_female_floppy ears_full body_funny_laughing_nazi_on back_open mouth.png
>>38507
>mfw
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38515
38516 38517 38518
>>38513
Oh.... That's a 1d1
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38516
38519
>>38515
Well that's no fun...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38517
38519
>>38515
*sad*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38518
>>38515
Nothing like a good ol mobius strip
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38519
38520
>>38517
>>38516
You faggots thought I was serious?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38520
38521
>>38519
For a moment..
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38521
38522 38523 38524
>>38520
Would it make you guys feel better if I actually rolled?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38522
38526
>>38521
no
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38523
38526
>>38521
Nah. Moment's passed.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38524
38526
>>38521
U didn't? I see the 1,... looks like canon to me Xp
cmhXt
?
No.38525
38527 38537
[1d20 = 18]
Dice is no fun without risk

*Frees self from Tracy*
rGxba
?
No.38526
38530
[1d20 = 12]
>>38522
>>38523
Too bad, I'm gonna fucking do it
>>38524
Don't make me roll a 20d1
yFDEb
?
No.38527
38528
>>38525
*shits on trumpaladin*
yFDEb
?
No.38528
38529 38531 38535
[1d20 = 1]
>>38527

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38529
38533
>>38528
oh come on!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38530
38535
>>38526
I won't MAKE u do ANYTHING desu, I'll just shitpost until u do
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38531
>>38528
>shit lands on self
TOP FUCKING KEK!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38532
38534
And laugh at Infernius
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38533
image.gif
>>38529
Beautiful
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38534
38540
>>38532
so..... what happens?
rGxba
?
No.38535
38536 38538 38539 38540
[1d20 = 19]
>>38528
My sides have left for fucking pluto
>>38530
Roll to try and seduce Trollestia
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38536
38538
>>38535
>19
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38537
38541
>>38525
*whimpers*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38538
38542
>>38535
You know what, I'll take it.
>>38536
Its better than rolling a 3 for dick size
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38539
>>38535
Not bad
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38540
38543 38545
>>38534
>went to shit on another player
>rolled a 1
>wants to know what happens next
Its pretty shitty desu
>>38535
Not a 20, but almost
"Oh young meme-mage, whatever do you intend to do with that... wand?" I thought you wanted to avoid this level of ahem scrutiny
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38541
38544
>>38537
Goddamn it

*pets pony's muzzle*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38542
>>38538
There WAS that one time,....
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38543
38546
>>38540
just making sure everything is still inside.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38544
38548
Spoilered
>>38541
[happy pony noises]
*nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38545
38548 38549
>>38540
To late, I went full autism and there is no going back....
But now I don't know what to do.

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38546
38547
>>38543
>inside
>implying
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38547
38550
>>38546
>organs
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38548
>>38545
Just tell her you're glad she's accompanying you to fight the hordes on the docks

>>38544
>File name
reeeee
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38549
38551 38554
>>38545
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38550
>>38547
>implying
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38551
38552 38553
>>38549
Every other member of the party fucked during the battle though
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38552
>>38551
This..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38553
>>38551
e_e
rGxba
?
No.38554
38555 38556 38559
[1d20 = 5]
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38555
>>38554
>5
Kill me
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38556
38557
>>38554
And here, I was sure Torcuil wasn't gonna try and fug the Unicorn
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38557
38558
>>38556
Idk what I was doing, but this'll work
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38558
>>38557
u w0t?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38559
38560 38561
>>38554
Tracy's supposed to finish her.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38560
38562
>>38559
>gninnalp ruoy kcuF
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38561
38563 38564
>>38559
She will, don't worry; it'll be tragic and melancholy
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38562
38566
>>38560
...dias lleW<
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38563
38565
>>38561
Oh
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38564
38567 38569
>>38561
pls no I'm already really sad I doomed that character
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38565
38566
>>38563
Shush nao, tragic heroine shit
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38566
38568 38569 38570
>>38562
msitua fo syaw eht ni tnenoppo yhtrow a yllanif, hA<
>>38565
No, I won't shush
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38567
38570 38571
>>38564
this is all your fault, accept her death and move on.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38568
38576
>>38566
msitua ma i<
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38569
38571 38576
>>38566
Oh right, cuz,... nevermind.
>>38564
She's a big girl. Its okay.
>>38566
U WILL SHUSH FOR NAO OR TRUMP WILL PEE HIS ARMOR
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38570
38572 38576
>>38567
This, desu.
It's the point of no return.
>>38566
At least wait until the devours are kill, so Tracy can get her soul before they do..
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38571
38577
>>38567
I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOUKD HAPPEN!

>>38569
*cries anyways*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38572
38573
>>38570
NO TAKING HER SOUL!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38573
38574 38576
>>38572
YES TAKING HER SOUL!
She's not coming back!
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38574
38575 38580
>>38573
Let her be free...

May she find the peace in death she could not find in life...

*is sad*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38575
38578
>>38574
She's probably already centuries old anyway.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38576
38579 38580 38581
>>38568
tey ton
>>38569
YOUR NOT MY MOM
>>38570
I hope you realize Torc is gonna go full autistic breakdown.
>>38573
>Mixxed nuts: everyone can have a waifu but Torc
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38577
1506886263460.gif
>>38571
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38578
image.png
>>38575
We barely knew her
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38579
38586
>>38576
Please defend her. She deserves a defense
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38580
38582 38583 38586
>>38574
"Don't be sad anon. I'm the coyote's character. You haven't heard the last of me." ^_~
>>38576
>Trump pees his armor
what, I said it would happen,....
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38581
38584 38585 38586
>>38576
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38582
>>38580
*wipes tears from eyes*

"Wha.. What?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38583
>>38580
"Dammit!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38584
>>38581
>mixed nuts, makin niggas read n' sjhit
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38585
38587
>>38581
Tracy can kill death instead
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38586
38589 38592 38593
>>38579
Torc will, but if she dies prepare for a giant shit storm
>>38580
>ITT Torc has been catfished by a coyote pretending to be a unicorn.
>>38581
Yeah, I knew wraith was scottish. Pretty instresting. Do you have any good resources for celtic mythology?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38587
38588
>>38585
kek like thats gonna happen.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38588
38591
>>38587
I know how to make it happen
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38589
38590 38591 38595
>>38586
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38590
38599
>>38589
But the coyote is a character ingame. You aren't
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38591
38594 38599
>>38588
you wish. tracy will never let it happen.
>>38589
but me no es faggio
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38592
>>38586
Godspeed NEET Scott. Godspeed
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38593
38596
wraith_female_farm_ghost_by_terrywbrown-d5lg3ro.jpg
>>38586
My go-to is Wikipedia...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38594
38597 38598
>>38591
>implying she could stop it by any means other than killing death
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38595
38599
>>38589
Did Cecil's faggot ever call back?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38596
>>38593
I mean, that works
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38597
38602 38603 38605 38608
>>38594
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38598
>>38594
>implying she will go with what ever solution that you come up with.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38599
38600 38601
>>38590
LOLL no! The coyote,... well on the one hand it can be said to vastly predate the GM, on the other hand, its been around ever since in the perspective of the GM.
Tl:dr Coyote gets what coyote wants
>>38591
>>38595
....y, yeah he got into methamphetamines lately,....
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38600
38610
>>38599
Ah.. too bad for him...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38601
38610
>>38599
thats unfortunante if not a shitpost.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38602
38604
>>38597
I'll fucking do it, no cost at all
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38603
>>38597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*takes breath*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38604
38606
>>38602
I take that back, one cost. No kill unicorn
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38605
38608 38609
>>38597
it would be worth the ban.
cmhXt
?
No.38606
38607
>>38604
Pls no kill unicorn and no fuse Trumpaladin to demon horse
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38607
>>38606
You can have one or the other.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38608
38614
>>38597
>>38605
and you can still kill the unicorn in my deal.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38609
38612
>>38605
You liked me just a few weeks ago
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38610
38611 38619
>>38600
>>38601
Not a shitpost. I hope for him, but the choice is his. He's not at death's door (that I know of) ATM, but he's made "better choices" in "previous circumstances" desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38611
38615 38619
>>38610
Oh well, hope he gets better.
Makes me a bit grateful I'm addicted to RPGs and not drugs...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38612
38613
>>38609
i still like you but you need to learn from you mistakes, the unicorn dies.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38613
38625
>>38612
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38614
>>38608
May as well develop the seeds, just in case.
You might want to read into Epic Spellcasting.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38615
38616 38617
>>38611
>implying being addicted to this is any better
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38616
38618
>>38615
Drugs are expensive.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38617
38620
>>38615
Ay. Nobody robbed a store for some Mixed Nuts. Just sayin'
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38618
>>38616
Literally the only relative benefit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38619
>>38610
i'll pray for him.
>>38611
Sa420me

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38620
38621
>>38617
>yet
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38621
38622 38623
>>38620
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38622
38627
>>38621
Tell him one of them says Hi
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38623
38627
>>38621
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...

Too well
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38624
38629
image.jpeg

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38625
1319630__safe_artist-colon-eugene-dash-joe-dash-c_rainbow dash_book_brain_brainbow dash_glasses_meme_simple background_solo_tfw to intelligent_transpar.png
>>38613
the lesson isnt complete, you need this for mental discipline.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38627
38628
>>38622
>>38623
I told him to trust in horsepussy. The ball is in his court.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38628
38630
>>38627
>I told him to trust in horsepussy
...Really?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38629
38636
>>38624
*boops*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38630
38631 38632
>>38628
Yes. Unironically, blogposting aside.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38631
38633
>>38630
Oh. Wow..
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38632
38633
>>38630
what did he say back?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38633
>>38631
>>38632
For the record, the conversation wasn't "Blah blah HORSEPUSSY!!!" but along those lines. I told him that I found the strangest group of friends, and that that the Game goes on (virtually) all the time.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38634
38635
>shameless
https://youtu.be/fwy1-73mgxY
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38635
>>38634
infernuis "berrytwist" preston. MNO
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38636
38637
>>38629
*is booped*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38637
38639
>>38636
"............."
*humps leg*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38638
38640
>>38626
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy

Like I don't think even you know
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38639
38640
>>38637
*pets pony, muzzle, head and ears*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38640
38641 38642
628557__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_box art_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nintendo_nintendo entertainment system_video game.png
>>38638
That'd be one hell of a long, complicated greentext to explain all this autism.
>>38639
*purrs affectionately, eyes closed*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38641
38661
1478660__safe_artist-colon-smoldix_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_cute_faget_female_filly_pony_simple background_solo_unicorn_white background.png
>>38640

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38642
38643
>>38640
*is comforted somewhat*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38643
>>38642
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38645
38646
>>38644
i dunno i found it on derpibooru.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38646
38647
>>38645
Are you going to level-up Infernius as a Monk immediately after this level?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38647
38648
>>38646
yea clerics really dont get anything through lvl up.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38648
38649
>>38647
>Ebin Spell-Casting
Suit yourself then..
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38649
38651
>>38648
ill level up as a cleric again eventually.
i cant ebin cast now?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38650
38697
I really want to level up Tracy as a Blackguard so she can at least summon her servant, but Epic level Rogue is pretty tempting too. If she gets Blinding Speed as an Ebin Bonus Deat, she could be a Guardian Paramount.
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38651
38652
>>38649
Idk, desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38652
38653 38654
>>38651
gm?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38653
>>38652
Read about it yourself.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:About_Epic_Spells
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38654
38655
>>38652
Yes?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38655
38657 38659 38662
>>38654
i need some exp so i can get the epic spell casting feat.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38657
38658
>>38655
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38658
38662 38675
>>38657
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38659
38660 38663
Infernuis.txt
>>38655

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38660
38661 38689
>>38659
He thinks he's so cool with his neatly-organized txt file.. *grumbles*
[lazy faggot noises]
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38661
>>38660
see
>>38641

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38662
38665
>>38658
I did say artifact-grade,....
>>38655
Well its a good thing there's a few Liches and a slough of undead to wade through ATM
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38663
38694 38898
>>38659
>Animal and Good
Those are Hitlers Domains? I figured one of them would be War or Glory.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38665
38668 38670
>>38662
infernuis goes hard! and kills tons of undead with healing spells!
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38666
38667
kill all shitskins!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38667
>>38666
Well said, Satan.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38668
38670
>>38665
Tracy doesn't waste time either, cleaving through masses of undead in a whirling fury.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38669
Trumpaladin does the same, except better
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38670
38671
>>38665
>>38668
Noted, points for enthusiasm. Way too early tho. Like, a day or so early.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38671
38672 38674
>>38670
me bored.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38672
38673 38674
>>38671
>Raven cosplay
Bored you say?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38673
1513928106113.gif
>>38672

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38674
38678
image.jpeg
>>38672
>>38671
Cosplay
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38675
38676 38679 38680
>>38658
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38676
38677
>>38675
He has a unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38677
38689
>>38676
Irrelevant. The world needs SteamPonk.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38678
>>38674
what a cute communist.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38679
cc1f6b1863b52dac88d0fb2f91e3d7f3.jpg
>>38675
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38680
38682
>>38675
Forget Energy, Conjure is the seed to go with for recreating her party powers.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38681
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38682
38683
>>38680
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38683
38693
1447410978091.jpg
>>38682

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38689
38690
>>38660
>lazy faggot noises
Same
>>38677
Won't happen for certain reasons
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38690
>>38689
We believe in you, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWklLu2HCA4
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38691
38692
reverse_centaur_by_acci98-dazvg4u.jpg
Found a pic of Trump and Tracy's child
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38692
>>38691
kek
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38693
>>38683
cute
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38694
38695
>>38663
That can't be all of Hitler's Domains. What are the others?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38695
38696
>>38694
Art? And then maybe bundle culture with that?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38696
38699 38898
>>38695
I thought his Domains would be War, Glory, Community and Strength, for a Natsoc thematic.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38697
38698
>>38650
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
0qV/U
?
No.38698
38700 38706
>>38697
So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.

A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
\r
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38699
>>38696
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38700
38701 38702 38708
>>38698
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38701
mlpol.jpg
>>38700
Forgot unrelated pic
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38702
38703 38704 38708
>>38700
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38703
38705 38708
1015347__safe_artist-colon-dm29_shining armor_twilight sparkle_caught_cookie_cookie jar_cookie thief_cute_duo_filly_filly twilight sparkle_julian yeo i.png
>>38702
>pay more attention to that
I probably should've just kept my mouth shut..
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38704
38705
>>38702
Can a single beastplate be worn in addition to existing armor?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38705
38707
CG_deliver_greek_hoplite_004.jpg
>>38703
Don't worry, I'll probably forget again
>>38704
No. Breast-plate armor is comparable to Spartan armor (Greek, not Halo Xp)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38706
>>38698
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38707
38708
GhostRider-004.jpg
>>38705
Oh well. A biking suit would look better on her anyway.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38708
38709
NMM with Bracers and Chanfron of pure sex.png
NMM in Criniere.png
NMM wearing a Peytral.png
>>38700
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.

I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.

>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.

>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like

>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes

>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.

I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.

>>38703
This

>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38709
38712
>>38708
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38710
38711 38712
Can I get a better scope of the conditions required for a Sneak Attack, both melee and range? Can you declare an Attack a Sneak Attack if it's done from a point of total concealment?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38711
38716
>>38710
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
0qV/U
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No.38712
>>38710
Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack

>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome

>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.

It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.

Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
\r
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38713
38715 38716
Also any attack situation where the opponent is denied their dexterity or dodge bonuses
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38714
38716
Tracy Cage is, Ghost Ride
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38715
38716 38717
>>38713
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38716
38719
431017__safe_artist-colon-johnjoseco_nightmare moon_badass_brutal_chains_crossover_epic_ghost rider_marvel_monochrome_nicolas cage_nicolas cage is best.png
>>38711
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38717
38718
>>38715
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38718
>>38717
He's a slippery dwarf.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38719
38720
>>38716
>smoke concealment
Makes sense to me. Have fun faggots, see ya tonight if on
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38720
38721 38734
1577956__safe_artist-colon-skitter_edit_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_absurd res_age regression_angry_cute_female_filly_floppy ears_frow.jpeg
>>38719
>Both rogue special attacks and creature bonuses
Pick one damn it
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38721
>>38720
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38724
>>38723
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38732
>inb4 I'm next
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38734
38735 38737
>>38720
you are legitimately worst mod.
0qV/U
?
No.38735
38736
>>38734
You can legitimately go fuck yourself
\r
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38736
>>38735
im tired of you bossing us around just because your a mod.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38737
38738
>>38734
And I'm tired of you being a dick to me. Leave me alone
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38738
>>38737
im only a dick to you because you are a dick to me and everyone else.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38739
38740
>>37378 →
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.

I just want to be left alone by you
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38740
38741 38742
>>38739
youve banned me multiple times m8. why do you hate tracys faggot so much?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38741
38743 38744 38756
>>38740
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
Mrs. Sentry
BIpdj
?
No.38742
38749
flat,800x800,075,f.jpg
>>38740
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..

The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38743
38745
>>38741
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38744
38746
>>38741
Why do you keep deleting shit then?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38745
38747
>>38743
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38746
38748
>>38744
Depends on the thing
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38747
38751 38752
>>38745
yea but i dont like my ideas being deleted though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38748
38750
1605902__safe_artist-colon-skitter_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_4chan_broom_crossover_female_filly_futurama_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_scruffy_sweeping.png
>>38746
Why this time then? >>38722
I see no rules broken.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38749
>>38742
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38750
>>38748
Because fuck your haxxor
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38751
38752
692890__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-ponigg_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_drive-dash-by_driving_gun_janitor_micro uzi_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_racia.png
>>38747
This
All it does is provoke conflict.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38752
38753 38756
>>38747
If I delete your ideas it's because I'm pissed off at Tracy's faggot

>>38751
Fuck you
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38753
38754
>>38752
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38754
38755
image.png
>>38753
I know....

I get angry sometimes and I don't feel like there is anything else I can do
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38755
38759
>>38754
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38756
38757
Screen-Shot-2015-08-13-at-2.47.18-PM-1024x499.jpg
>>38752
Why would you delet other poster's things just because you're mad at me?
>>38741
You don't like it when posters "gang up" on you, but you seem to be intent on pissing them all off at once.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38757
38759
>>38756
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.

Also, fuck you too
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38758
>ITT full blown autism between a mod and player
yFDEb
?
No.38759
38761
[1d100 = 53]
>>38757
see!
>>38755

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38760
38768
Wallaces-Flying-Frog.jpg
Hey, I found a pic of Torc's air force.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38761
38763
>>38759
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38763
38764
>>38761
i understand but dude it is legit unhealthy to be this angry.
T.psychology student(2018)
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38764
38765
>>38763
Do you think I don't know that?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38765
38766
>>38764
everytime ive tried to help you with it you end up banning me.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38766
38767
>>38765
You always end up turning against me

I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38767
38769
>>38766
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38768
38791
>>38760
>Flying Frog Force
Fund it.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38769
38770
>>38767
Am confused.

I can say I don't like being mocked, like the post earlier
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38770
38771
>>38769
im trying to help fix your brain if it seems like im your enemy at times im not.
which post?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38771
38772
>>38770
The one early where you reposted the post Tracy's faggot made that was deleted
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38772
38774
>>38771
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38773
38930 38991
If you land a Smite Evil melee attack on a creature that doesn't take damage from the attack due to Damage Reduction, does the creature still take the smiting damage, even if it's not harmed by the melee itself?
0qV/U
?
No.38774
38775 38776
>>38772
It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
\r
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38775
38778 38779
>>38774
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38776
38777
despair__the_pale_horse_of_death_by_thedurrrrian-d83dk1m.jpg
>>38774
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38777
38778
>>38776
That's worse
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38778
>>38775
>>38777

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38779
38780 38781
>>38775
I'd rather a nerf
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38780
38782
>>38779
i don't think both parties would except that.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38781
38783
trump-angel-warrior.jpg
>>38779
>Unironically nerfing your own party
Why go down when you could take the steps to go upwards instead?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38782
image.png
>>38780

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38783
38784 38785 38786
>>38781
Because I fucking hate your etherealness and flying
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38784
38785 38786
>>38783
you could have those too you know. and you could even gain them through a quest.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38785
38787 38788 38791
>>38783
Plenty of creatures can do it. And as far as racial abilities go, it's not that big of a deal.
Both Torc and Infernius can do it with their spells; spells which they're able to cast spontaneously without preparation or material components. Thez can do it via class feature. I never see you get salty about those.
>>38784
This.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38786
38788 38789 38790
>>38783
Will gib boots

>>38784
That's ridiculous and you know it.

Tracy's gagging has also managed to go faster than normally allowed in flying and etherealness because a nightmare is twice as fast as a normal flying create, and because GM has said "fuck the rules. Self propelled creatures are twice as fast ethereal, not half as fast"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38787
>>38785
Thez gets it from 19 levels of monk. Not from bullshit
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38788
>>38785
Also see >>38786

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38789
38792
>>38786
>That's ridiculous
The Etherrealness and Astral projection seem kind of meaningless, but changing race via quest isn't unheard of.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38790
38792
>>38786
1. the gm can say fuck the rules hes the gm.
2.its supposed to be ridiculous it is a fantasy game after all.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38791
38793
>>38768
Consider it funded
>>38785
He can?
>sound of worms leaving can
0qV/U
?
No.38792
38795 38796
image.jpeg
>>38789
Fuck transracial haxxor

If you're committed to playing a magical beast, then give up the ability to use weapons
>>38790
Well I can say pic related goddamn it, and NONE of you have to like it. Neither do I have to like any of his choices
\r
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38793
38794
>>38791
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE! And you were using it to hide from my character, so it was annoying
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38794
38797
>>38793
I have?
What?
Fucking when?
Tell me when the fuck Torc turned ethreal.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38795
38798 38800
>>38792
>then give up the ability to use weapons
She never even once used a two-handed weapon in that form; I made sure of it, since I knew she wouldn't be able to in that form. I got the Helping Hands™ to fill that niche for the future though.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38796
38799 38801
>>38792
dude do you understand why you line of thinking is wrong?
its really close to leftist thought im not saying this to try to piss you off but its the truth.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38797
38803
>>38794
The last time I remember was the leprechaun incident.
Also, a Filcher snatched my sides that night. Let me know if you see them floating around on the ethereal plane.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38798
38799
>>38795
Fuck your alternate firm bullshit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38799
>>38796
>>38798

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38800
17040__safe_artist-colon-slifertheskydragon_lyra heartstrings_artificial hands_augmented_bipedal_claws_cyborg_hand_implied amputation_pony_prosthetics_.jpg
>>38795
>Helping Hands™
That's what I'm calling them from now on, btw.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38801
38802 38804
>>38796
I'm just spitting your logic back at you. It is you who have the leftist line of thinking
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38802
>>38801
proof?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38803
38806
>>38797
B-but he didn't turn ethereal, he teleported oo the plane but he didn't turn...

Did he?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38804
38805 38807
>>38801
you do realize im a nat soc right?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38805
38809 38813
>>38804
You do realize I am not a leftist right?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38806
38807
>>38803
Thez brought him there with her ability, then Torc stayed there using his blinking charm.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38807
38808 38810
>>38806
My brain hurts so I'm gonna ignore this
>>38804
Somehow I'm pretty Ancap unironically. Not what I thought but at least its not ancom
fuck roads
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38808
38812
image.png
>>38807
>Anarchism of any variety
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38809
38811
>>38805
tell me which bit of my logic makes me sound leftist?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38810
38812
>>38807
ancaps dont get the gas.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38811
38816
>>38809
The whole thing is an ad hominem diversion
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38812
>>38808
I don't believe ther should be no government, I just think the main purpose of the government should be military, and holding up the law.
Not healthcare and welfare and other shit.

>>38810
Yay
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38813
38815 38817
>>38805
That's not the point. What he meant was that it's irrational to fixate on what other people have instead of working towards what you could have or trying to get moar for yourself. Not all haxx are the same, but everybody got them in some way. There's no need to take something someone else has for the sake of "balance". Shit doesn't have to be perfectly-evenly distributed to be functional or fair.
I can easily tell your definitely not a leftist, but that kind of logic is dangerously similar to the fundamental aspects that make them so dreadfully wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38814
Do Intelligent Items get Will saves?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38815
38827
>>38813
>Not all haxx is the same
Correct. Getting four or so free abilities from drinking blood bullshit is a radically different form of haxxor that gaining assassin class without completing the murder component or than wielding a sword from a magical beast mouth
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38816
>>38811
why are you using ad homonyms then? and i know you arent a leftist im just saying your time at uni has poisoned your mind.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38817
38818
>>38813
>irrational to fixate on what others have
Wrong. One of the first things you did with that bullshit was use it against my character repeatedly, and I didn't have anything to compete with your bullshit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38818
38819
>>38817
then ask for something to compete with m8 pls.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38819
38821 38830
>>38818
I've already asked for flight (at like one third the speed and not at will) through an item, and for limited teleportation, but that was shot down
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38820
>Local man ignores town burning down around him, shitposts instead
GM, how'd that spaghetti attack go last night?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38821
38822
>>38819
then tell gm thats unfair to all the players.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38822
38823 38830
>>38821
There's no way to make it fair. Almost nothing flies as fast as a nightmare, and the way GM interprets etherealness (which I think is wrong, but whatever) there's no way to equal the speed
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38823
38824
>>38822
there is a way dude,the gm can make anything happen in game regardless of the rules.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38824
38825
>>38823
I want the abilities nerfed
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38825
38826
>>38824
you cant get that, it would make the collective weaker.
0qV/U
?
No.38826
38829
>>38825
No, it would force Tracy's faggottry to figure out how to use the Rogue's class skills in Climb, pick lock, hide, and escape artist
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38827
38828 38829
>>38815
>gaining assassin class without completing the murder component
She had to kill Kefka and the Tarrasque in front of the entire Port to gain that class. The point of that part was for her to kill someone and make a really big deal out of it.
The point of the Assassin's initiation kill is that they gain their arcane Death Magick (the Death Attack) by becoming death-like themselves: the first kill serves as the ritual by which they acquire that magick.
0qV/U
?
No.38828
38829 38830
>>38827
Look at the initiative roll and line up. Trump was next in line. That was his kill. Not Tracy. Also, the purpose of the kill has to be to join the assassins
\r
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38829
38832
>>38826
hmm maybe youre right.
>>38827
>>38828
torc killed kefka.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38830
38831 38832 38865
>>38819
We could craft some Wings of Flying if you want it. They take a while to make, but we could probably just BS the crafting process by using the feathers of some magical beast, like a griffin or some shit. Idk why you'd want to fly with items when you have two flying mounts though.
>limited teleportation
You got the Helm of Flash step: that's 100 ft Quickened Dimensional door.
>>38822
>nothing flies as fast as a nightmare
Pegasus flies at 120 ft.
And why does it have to be as fast as Tracy anyway?
If you want momentary uber-fast flight for Trumpaladin in emergencies. I could level her up as an Assassin so she could Produce Control Shape scrolls.
>>38828
There were no Assassins to be joined. Tracy was going to start her own Assassin style, and for that she had to show everyone just how lethal she could be.
>Trump was next in line.
Point taken.
0qV/U
?
No.38831
38832 38834
>>38830
>no assassins to be joined
The point is that the requirement for Tracy to gain class in assassin, and thus get the Death attack, was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn, because that's a radically different kind of jazz than you've been using to get unicorns and eggs rather than being creative with your rogue class skills

>do all sorts of other bullshit to make up for your bullshit haxxor
Or we could just not have your bullshit haxxor
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38832
38835
>>38829
That he did... Tracy didn't even land a hit on him..
>>38830
>Control Shape scrolls
Actually, Torc can scribe those too.
>>38831
>was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn,
Oh come on. Darkie's an Assassin, and he's not even Ebil.
>to make up for your bullshit haxxor
No. I just thought you might want to be able to shapeshift into a Pegasus for a few minutes because reasons.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38833
Speaking of Eggs, how much bigger have Sam and Bunny gotten since they hatched? For the sake of character, can they be slightly different colors?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38834
38837
>>38831
>get unicorns
Wait, what? Tracy doesn't have any unicorns, or any other ponies yet for that matter.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38835
38836 38838
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>38832
>Darkie is not evil
I think he was evil then switched alignments. Regardless, the point is assassin requirements have been bullshitted and that's a form of haxxor I do not care about

>Pegasus because reasons
>implying Trumpaladin hasn't been a pegasus this whole time
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38836
38837
>>38835
wait really?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38837
>>38834
You used that Ethereal bullshit to get the unicorn, both to escape a grapple and to get past a dozen guards. You also used it to get the eggs, along with the flying and smoke screen, even though those probably were not necessary. We'll never know I guess because of the bullshit

>>38836
I mean, he has human form in the game, so racially he's a human
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38838
38839
>>38835
I felt like I kind of bullshitted the Blackguard requirements more desu. Thez was an ebil outsider, but she wasn't summoned. That's why want Tracy to summon summon Hags.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38839
38840 38845
>>38838
That's fair I guess
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38840
38841 38842
>>38839
hey man sorry about calling you worst mod.you're actually my favorite.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38841
>>38840
dont tell atlas and lotus.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38842
38844
1506055721033-2.png
>>38840
D'aww I love you

*hugs*

I really do know I've been a dick to you both in game and out, but I'm very glad to have you here in game and here on mlpol.net.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38843
Is the drama over, can I come back now?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
N