Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>35533 →>Lenos is Gone
RIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor>>35539
*Back rubs pony*
Norfilly is making the
supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
*weeps at the sheer beauty*
>>35542>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'>>35544>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.>>35546
That goes without saying.>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial>this is where Lincoln logs come from
Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.>>35549
Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle
It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
>>35545>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
My faggot might be a noob...
>>35562>>35558>Thez is best waifu
want to fight over it?
Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
it proves who the best husbando is.
Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
>>35565>does it alter the truth
Does it matter?>>35566
This.>>35568>Does it matter that a fight does not alter truth
Why wouldn't it matter?
>>35569>Why wouldn't it matter?
Any excuse for a nice duel.
So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
it wouldn't be a lie though.
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
thez is confirmed best waifu.
The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment>>35581
Tell me something I didn't know>>35582>wrong
You are fake news
well that's just like your opinion man.
*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*>>35582
As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
i head off to the bazaar.
Looking for anything in particular?
Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.>>35589
Law Enforcement Officer?
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
You just gave me an idea.>>35591
No the bazaar is still active, but they're not getting swank-ass items in since no drow.
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet?
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
I don't know what Guts is but I'm guessing it's not D&D. Get a proper repeating bow so it can have some degree of range and damage and not be added to that heap of weapons you never use.>>35589
They used dimension door or something mundane I'll bet. Do you know the plane?
Why? Besides, I've already been to Low Earth Orbit
You mean like the Tower?>>35595
Guts is from BASTARD. Its essentially D&D but not quite, but its passable. I'll think on it.
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
We have a holodeck where you can train to get feats
>>35595>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
these three for thez.
a leashsome bondage rope.
a Blue velvet dress.
>>35600>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
Is Thez not good enough for you? Why you gotta make her look like other girls?
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt.">leash/rope
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this
world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
>>35600>This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
Wait. We can get dog leashes?>>35601
Pls. Pick up second dog leash. Strong. Very strong. Like a steel chain or tough leather
>>35601Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
i think i remember.>>35607
Plz no hurt my precious mage
ill protect you m'lady
*tips invisible fedora*
>>35606>why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
In retrospect not one of my smartest moves>>35608
Yeah, we need to preserve some balance and fairness, so no silver bullets
"me glad me picked out something you liked."
Oh god, If thats my fucking alternative I'll take Tracy fucking up Torc's haggis anyday
You keep your haggis away from my waifu
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
+3 base attack, +7 on sunder attempts
Mythrium (hardness 25).
Shaped like a Bokken, with a jagged (cutting, but crude) edge on the backside of the (blunt) 'blade'.>>35618>haggis prevails
"Is there more haggis?" Darkie pokes his head in.
Are we talking literal haggis or metaphorical haggis here?>>35619
What is the damage die?
1d8 (with bastard sword rules for 1 or 2 hands)
GM, do I get to pick any feats or skills for Torc because leveling up or am I wasting my time asking?
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.>>35612>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Normally, only on level up. However, cuz holodeck you can work on and develop them whenever
>>35623>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
"hey thez uh do you still have those arms?"
That second pic was from /qa/, in reference to the /mlpol/ merge, btw.
No, I remember it. I remember...
"you know me wasn't in me right mind then, me sorry me gave them back."
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
Newb question, what does OP mean in this context? Its obv. not Original Poster
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
this is not D&D though.
I'm arguing for why it shouldn't deviate too drastically
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
more rules don't necessarily make a better story.
Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
>>35636>break a game>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime
Don't ruin my fucking fun
>>35647>You should read the wizard spell list sometime.this.
This, desu…>>35641>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better
Why not? More shit to play with = more fun.>>35649>>35647
No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
>>35651>should only use memes.
he should do whichever one he wants.
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget
and schools of magic?
The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
>>35653>I always forget
This is another reason to use moar memes.
yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
>>35654>RECREATIONAL NUKE<>A C T I V A T E D<
Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
>>35662Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..>>35663
They're as big as elephants, you know.
>>35659>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
HD 15d8 + 60
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats>Dodge>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts>Soul-Mate>Favored of Deity>Leadership 25>Two-Weapon Fighting
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
2 tracking>>35664fucking do it!,please?>>35666>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*>>35666quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.>>35667
Ikr>>35668I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>>35670can you construct a cyber frankenstein bear?
Don't you have at least one level in Wilder>Preston
Wait. Your character has a surname?
yea to both questions(its psion)
>>35671Idk. We'd need bear-parts first.
"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
i assumed i did already.
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up>>35680
>>35681>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
You're not a wizard>>35668
Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
>>35682>Implyting stats matter
>>35686>Implying riding a meme version of Princess Celestia isn't fun
Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time>>35684
As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
you need a waifu man.
maybe gm will let you have Ponk
Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount>>35689>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Admittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
>>35691>get best pony as waifu
Where the fuck do I sign?
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
You'll get more weapons in the tower
i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
Sex robots here we come
>>35702>do they have weapons
They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.>>35701>they know who you are>Disguise
I feel like a challenge.
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
Just take Trumpaladin with you...
I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
>>35708>steampunk robo-pinkie pie
Just when I thought this couldn't get better
>>35711>Even in fantasy your waifu isn't an alive person
Now you're talking.>>35703>You'll get more weapons in the tower
I still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
ill help you in cardishore.
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil
Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.>>35717>>35718>invests 2 bitcoin
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.>>35714>What is there to steal?
EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money>>35723>Wait in line
Kek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
If only you had a horse
"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
>>35729>Torc needs a horse to get a horse>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?>mount spell
Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system>Where is GM
GM is kill>No Trollestia
Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad>>35738
"Only one can?">>35739
Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
"i got 2 12 packs!"
My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can
"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
>>35741>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sadDitto.
Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.>>35743
Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
>>35746>koolaid man bursts through wall
This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me">>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.>>35749>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.>>35754NO!
Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to KrenshalTorc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
He shouldn't be willing to kill her!I think I'd do it...>>35761
I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!>>35762
Top Fucking Kek!
Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.>>35767
They truely are
Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
he doesn't want to wast a resource.
*sighs in agreement*
>>35765>>35764>Shetland pony speed: 40>Celestial Charger speed: 60
Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger. >>35770
she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.>Implying speed matters in this case>>35773
Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?>>35697
I think I alluded to "no".>>35703>>35704>>35705
Is that a serious question?>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.>>35721
That's a no.>>35727
The purple one actually>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring>>35751>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No">>35754
I hope she puts up the fight of her life...>>35775
Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?
Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM
Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
>>35775>steampunk waifu>So many levels of "No"
but its steampunk ponk.
Stop imagining things you idiot
Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.>>35776>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never
You ain't letting Torc has his waifu>Press F to pay respects
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there
, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
he just wants party pone.
>>35785>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?Yeah, she does.>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Trollestia deserved better
It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her>>35793
Then give me the real ponkI don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers>>35792
Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
>>35798>inb4 pones are allowed, no exceptions
I'll think about it
You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerfulpls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?>>35799
Oh come on!
Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.>>35799
I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.>>35800>*mental stabbing*
Will you fuck off with Trollestia?>>35799She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.>>35802
>>35802>>35803Shh! Trump's faggot might take away dubs too.
>>35800>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.>>35803>Ponk>not OP
You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.>>35808
One does not simply nerf ponk.
This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?
That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare>>35809>>35810
Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.Meaning, a boss fight
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
>>35812>Comparing Ponk to some Unicorn Cleric
GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn>>35816
Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
only for thez.
Top kek>>35814>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable>GM turns it into a boss fight
Hello darkness my old friend...>>35817
Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*>>35820
Steed and ally!
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.>didn't happen immediately so hateI said I'd think about it
>>35822>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.>>35821Fuck off
>>35825>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.>>35833
"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
I know that feel...
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.>sits around waiting for something
Do you know a way out of this?>>35831>>35835
Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
>>35832>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility
*blank stare implies conviction*
*Gives thousand yard stare*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
>>35837>a way out>implying
There is no other way, Anon.
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?">>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them
that makes it hard."
Torc summons yet another
shetland and heads to krenshallPlz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired.">relatively innocentNot from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part.">>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35845>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.>>35847
Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
>>35846>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game)
, despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended
to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
"me love you ana, forever."
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
It not personal, like I said, its monday
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
No, I understand. Its fine
>>35850>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
>>35858>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.>Deterrence>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
[1d20 = 18]>>35860>she doesn't behave rationally.
Grapple roll on horse pussy>>35861
It'll be five years for me in a week
"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
. The Grapple landed
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
*Carries grappled pony to his bed*>>35866
Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...
Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
>>35867>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let
it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed>>35870
yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
>>35872Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets
He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
bost strong cleric memes.
He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
no NEET is complete without a katana.
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do>>35890reeeeee
She'd probably be chaste or something.>>35895
You should talk to that statue more often.
I g2g for a while again..
I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
What chan is /tg/ on?Also, fuck windows tech support.
Well fuck. I had completely missed it
i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*>>35904
There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
>>35907>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
all nips aren't like this guy right?
No. Even 2ch hates him.
i hope he gets yakuza'd.
Because he's a jew.>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
>>35916>doesn't even kiss husbando good morning
He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
>>35916>She took back the wand she gave to Trumpakadin
She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.>>35919
"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry')
I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
"me still want to be friends."
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note
"I am sorry"
Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
"really? who you met?"
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
That where you said you left them
I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.
I didn't make that deal
If it was one of the things, pic so related
*Trumpaladin looks for rapier and continues until he finds it or gets frustrated*
he loves money and he's an alright guy he won't cross us."
I don't think Onfernius is in range...
*sad paladin noises*
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
*sad wwe fighter noises*
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
"she a good pony, me feel like she my sister."
But she's not your sister, so you're okay with your friend having sex with her right?
>>35961>"I don't know..."
you already have a waifu stick with her.
>>35963>'... I'm in the forge. Where are you?'
*drops what she's doing*
"tracy where you going?"
>>35965>"I'll come to you"
*goes to pony*
"It seems like my husband needs me for something."
"oh me come with me have some buissnes questions."
"Ah, wait, he's on his way here."
*Arrives in forge*
*crouches down and opens arms*
*Sees Infernius, looks over at him with an uncertain expression, waiting for a response*
"Good morning, Flashy. Are you feeling better today?"
*puts down tools and walks over*
*tries to hold pony*Fuck that's a weird image
>>35973It is weird.. I regret posting it..>tries to
*waits for it*
"hey freind when we go to cardishore"
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
"i haven't seen lennos in a few cycles."
tengu comes to mind.
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>>35976>Because we sure don't
"That just makes it more fun, doesn't it?"
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks>>35981>why does dragon live and troll die
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
>>35981>What are you up to
"I've been making knives." she says, picking up a newly-finished dagger.>>35985
I'm not going in the front door this time.
"those scales looked pretty good, i bet it would make a nice sleeveless jacket."
"I'm not afraid.." *trails off*
>>35981>execution date pending
Because he fugged her
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger...">>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
"shes evil so its okay right?"
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My
men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
*she holds out a wicked-dagger with a spiral pattern on it*>>35993>>35992
"I don't know how Lenos would feel about that..."
"Don't be afraid. Be cautious
*looks at her*
"Baned against what
"Is Lenos still alive even? Or is he a jacket now?"
"Magical beasts... Like me."
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
"I find that hard to believe..."
"You ever have a date that lasts four days? Guy's dead or tied up">>35996
*turns back to look at her*
"Too great to describe. Wataburger and guns and low rent and republican legislatures"
I wanna goooooooooooo home
I wanna go home>>36003
You forgot the Alamo
"You baned the knife against ponies?">>36004
Oh right. That too
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
"Well, yeah; ponies and whatnot. Other things too."
"me just say we should check on him."
"Eh.. You can go if you want. I've got more important stuff to do."
Yeah, he's on the corpse pile">>36008
"What is it baned against specifically?">>36006
"Yes, recoquista! and a Blitzkrieg lebensraum to you too">>36009
"Why though? To avenge his death"
*ready to kill*
Haha, we have wataburger in Florida
>>36011>baned against specifically
"I said Magical beasts. At least that's what the diagrams say."
"That's really broad">>36010
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
*ears perk a little bit*
"Do you have a strategy? No?">>36017
"You're going to lose much more this time than all of your weapons"
"me gonna ask for my arms back then barge in."
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
"Really now? Where are you going in if not the front door?">>36019
"You know it's run by the same people as the Court City right? They'll be expecting us"
could you make me a jew hunting knife?
"me know (((they))) control it."
Any knife can be a Jew hunting knife
like a jew bane knife that lights up.
"Indeed. But one does not simply barge into Cardishore"
>>36026>installs blue LEDs>smear pig blood on it
Or one that (((vibrates)))
"I prefer a less direct approach."
I had forgotten where she stores her knives
"Okay. What's your strategy?"
"maybe me can distract while you two sneak in."
"Sneak in where precisely on the structure?"
She had a box for her collection. Neatly arranged, but seemingly infinite.>>36033
"Through the walls. If I can't phase through them, I'll stab my way in."
I already registered for entry. So I'm sure they won't mind if I skip the line this time." *chuckles a bit*
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after
you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did
take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
"i have simple solution me kill (((everyone)))."
"Or (((everyone))) kills you first"
"with arms and ring me cannot be kill."
When did archers and a lion take out Torc?"
"You heard of the Finger of death right?">>36041
Archers didn't kill you, but when you and Trollestia attacked the pirates they landed hits.
By lion I mean when I had Fae maul you
"me not a bitch, me can turn undead."
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can
inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
"so much cool items"
*antsy minotuar noises*
"wait cant you talk way in?"
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
Ar you wanting
him to be attacked?
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?">>36046I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
"hmm maybe you right."
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
Well, I fucked up that spoiler tett
Hella late desu, but there's no anime tonight so>shrugs
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
"Well, I woke up this morning"
"Alone. So at least he didn't kill us in our sleep"
*slightly soothed schemer noises*
"me told you he a good guy."
*is stuck firmly to leg*
>>36052Desu, I'm a little disturbed,... I played through Doki Doki Literature
CAN I GET A WEEB TRANSLATOR?
>>36061i heard it was a spook.
"I don't know. He's True Neutral
. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types">>36060He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*>>36061Stahp
"with enough friendship he can be brought around."
"Can he? I don't know. Maybe. And maybe he'll change his mind after the end of it"
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067Worst trade deal. Way to give away great loot
Can we go speak to Darkie?
>>36067If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
this.REEEEEEEE its his property.
>>36068>trade dealIt was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
"Oh yes, hello friends!" He's nomming a phatty steak. "How can I be of assistence?">>36069
His words startle her and she fumbles her cane, falling over. "Oooh!"Cuz I want you to have the nightmares too
>>36071>>36070>"Stolen"Nigger stole from us. It's civil asset forfeiture
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
"what you know about cardishore?"
>>36073I'm just saying that it was his shit,
and it makes sense that he'd want it back.Gib bootz.
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
*is still glued to leg*
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary.">>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36076I'll think about the boots...I know exactly why you want them>>36078
At least she's not humping
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
"what you're a faggot?"
[1d20 = 12]>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
"A what? Perish the thought!"
[1d20 = 19]>>36083https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?">>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36080For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.>not humping
"Who else was in your party?"
"no you a faggot like trump and me are."
>>36087To get within range? That might workWhen did she get down from his back or shoulders?
>>36090>is sekrit thread nao>within rangeOf what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos.">>36089>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
I'll start drafting my new character...
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?">>36098>Not participating in the Jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).grumble grumble snek staff
Use snake staff!
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]>>36106>mega faggot didn't do shit
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
"Was that his name?"
"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?">>36116
>>36112>flips water bottle>>36110
Does it get me a bonus?>>36115
That 8 scares me
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.
Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER.">>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.
my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
>still highly suspicious