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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35538
ponys-are-asleep-ready-the-banhammer.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35539
35540
Spoilered
*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35540
35550
>>35533 →
>Lenos is Gone
RIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor

>>35539
*Boops Pony*
*Back rubs pony*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35541
*heils in minotuar*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35542
35543 35544
Bronzefascesjpg-1840935_p9.jpg
9a0a084a8250d1ae48b461fa4abcb18a.jpg
20225407_336337620138608_3193650832771907584_n.jpg
dy_nwo.jpg
7828906_36f3422305_b.jpg
>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35543
35545 35549
>>35542
*weeps at the sheer beauty*
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35544
35549
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost

>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35545
35546 35553
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35546
35547 35549
>>35545
id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35547
35548 35549
>>35546
How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35548
>>35547
Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35549
35550
o-LINCOLN-MEMORIAL-facebook.jpg
>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35550
35551 35552
>>35540
Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.
>>35549
Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle


Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35551
>>35550
It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35552
35561 35562
>>35550
Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35553
35554
2016-01-11-2c40ca20_large.png
>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35554
>>35553
Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35556
Fasces_in_the_Sheldonian_Theatre.jpg
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35557
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35558
35562 35563
>thez is best waifu

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35560
35565
867128__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_bust_face_gritted teeth_mad_portrait_reaction image_show accurate_simple background_so.png
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35561
>>35552
My faggot might be a noob...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35562
35563
>>35552
Yes
>>35558
Yes she is

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35563
35564
1dxet4.jpg
>>35562
>>35558
>Thez is best waifu
Wrong!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35564
35565 35567
>>35563
want to fight over it?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35565
35566 35568
laughing_luna_by_cencerberon-d5y7xf8.png
>>35560
Hehehehehehe

>>35564
Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35566
35568
>>35565
it proves who the best husbando is.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35567
35569
>>35564
Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35568
35569
>>35565
>does it alter the truth
Does it matter?
>>35566
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35569
35570
>>35567
This.

>>35568
>Does it matter that a fight does not alter truth
Why wouldn't it matter?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35570
35571 35572
>>35569
>Why wouldn't it matter?
Any excuse for a nice duel.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35571
hqdefault.jpg
>>35570
>is nice duel
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35572
35573
nervous_twilight_sparkle_by_ironm17-db0o3vs.png
>>35570
I'm just fine
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35573
35575
>>35572
So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35575
35576
>>35573
By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35576
>>35575
it wouldn't be a lie though.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35577
35578 35579
1477276490534.png
berserk_crossbow.jpg
balestra4.jpg
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35578
FRZWZMAHHJOITNH.MEDIUM.jpg
>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35579
35582
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35580
35581
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35581
35582 35583 35585
>>35580
thez is confirmed best waifu.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35582
35583 35584 35585 35591
>>35579
The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment

>>35581
Wrong
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35583
35592
>>35581
Tell me something I didn't know
>>35582
>wrong
You are fake news
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35584
>>35582
well that's just like your opinion man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35585
35586
>>35581
*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*
>>35582
As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35586
35587 35591
>>35585
i head off to the bazaar.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35587
35588 35589
>>35586
Looking for anything in particular?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35588
35590
>>35587
Cosplay.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35589
35590 35595
>>35587
Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35590
35594 35601
>>35588
Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.
>>35589
Law Enforcement Officer?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35591
35593 35595
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35592
1504288825213.png
>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...

I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35593
>>35591
>no arm
>mechanical
You just gave me an idea.
>>35591
No the bazaar is still active, but they're not getting swank-ass items in since no drow.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35594
35596 35597
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit

In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35595
35597 35600
>>35591
I don't know what Guts is but I'm guessing it's not D&D. Get a proper repeating bow so it can have some degree of range and damage and not be added to that heap of weapons you never use.

>>35589
They used dimension door or something mundane I'll bet. Do you know the plane?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35596
>>35594
Why? Besides, I've already been to Low Earth Orbit
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35597
35598
>>35594
LEO
You mean like the Tower?
>>35595
Guts is from BASTARD. Its essentially D&D but not quite, but its passable. I'll think on it.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35598
35599 35604
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35599
>>35598
We have a holodeck where you can train to get feats
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35600
35602 35606
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35601
35603 35604 35606 35607 35608
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35590
these three for thez.
a leash
some bondage rope.
a Blue velvet dress.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35602
35604
>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35603
35606
>>35601
Is Thez not good enough for you? Why you gotta make her look like other girls?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35604
35605 35607 35613
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35605
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35606
35612
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35600
>This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
this.
>>35601
>pics related
for infernuis.
>>35603
why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35607
35609
>>35604
Wait. We can get dog leashes?

>>35601
Pls. Pick up second dog leash. Strong. Very strong. Like a steel chain or tough leather
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35608
35609 35610 35612
>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35609
35623
>>35608
i think i remember.
>>35607
alright.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35610
35611
>>35608
Plz no hurt my precious mage
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35611
35614 35615
>>35610
ill protect you m'lady
*tips invisible fedora*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35612
35623
>>35606
>why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
In retrospect not one of my smartest moves

>>35608
Yeah, we need to preserve some balance and fairness, so no silver bullets
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35613
>>35604
"me glad me picked out something you liked."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35614
35617
>>35611
kek
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35615
35616
>>35611
Oh god, If thats my fucking alternative I'll take Tracy fucking up Torc's haggis anyday
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35616
35618
>>35615
You keep your haggis away from my waifu
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35617
35619
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35618
35619 35620
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35619
35620 35622
>>35617
+3 base attack, +7 on sunder attempts
Mythrium (hardness 25).
Shaped like a Bokken, with a jagged (cutting, but crude) edge on the backside of the (blunt) 'blade'.
>>35618
>haggis prevails
"Is there more haggis?" Darkie pokes his head in.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35620
35621 35622
>>35618
Are we talking literal haggis or metaphorical haggis here?

>>35619
What is the damage die?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35621
>>35620
1d8 (with bastard sword rules for 1 or 2 hands)
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35622
35624
>>35620
Yes
>>35619
GM, do I get to pick any feats or skills for Torc because leveling up or am I wasting my time asking?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35623
35625 35629
tokyo_akazukin_v04_c026_p172.png
Hybrid vigor.png
>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35624
35626 35627
>>35622
Normally, only on level up. However, cuz holodeck you can work on and develop them whenever
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35625
35632
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35626
>>35624
Oh
>research time
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35627
35628
>>35624
"hey thez uh do you still have those arms?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35628
35631
>>35627
"... yeah,..."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35629
35630
QA_Wars.png
>>35623
That second pic was from /qa/, in reference to the /mlpol/ merge, btw.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35630
>>35629
No, I remember it. I remember...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35631
>>35628
"you know me wasn't in me right mind then, me sorry me gave them back."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35632
35633 35636
>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35633
35634 35635
>>35632
Newb question, what does OP mean in this context? Its obv. not Original Poster
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35634
>>35633
Over-powered*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35635
>>35633
over powered.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35636
35637 35639 35643
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35637
35638
>>35636
this is not D&D though.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35638
35640
>>35637
I'm arguing for why it shouldn't deviate too drastically
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35639
35641
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35640
35641 35642 35651
>>35638
more rules don't necessarily make a better story.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35641
35644 35651
>>35639
>>35640
Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35642
35658
>>35640
So this
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35643
>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35644
>>35641
as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35645
35646 35647
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35646
35647
>>35645
Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35647
35648 35649 35651
>>35646
>>35645
That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35648
>>35647
Don't ruin my fucking fun
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35649
35651
>>35647
>You should read the wizard spell list sometime.
this.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35651
35652
>>35640
This, desu…
>>35641
>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better
Why not? More shit to play with = more fun.
>>35649
>>35647
No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35652
35654
>>35651
>should only use memes.
he should do whichever one he wants.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35653
35655
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35654
35656 35657
3d9.png
>>35652
The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35655
>>35653
>I always forget
This is another reason to use moar memes.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35656
35659 35661
>>35654
yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35657
>>35654
>RECREATIONAL NUKE<
>A C T I V A T E D<
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35658
35683
>>35642
Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35659
35662 35665 35683
1071364__safe_artist-colon-thebirdiebin_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_cyoa_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.png
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35660
35663
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35661
35668
>>35656
Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35662
35664 35700
1512777843438-0.png
>>35659
>pic related
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35663
35664 35670
>>35660
You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35664
35666 35668 35683
>>35662
Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..
>>35663
They're as big as elephants, you know.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35665
>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"

Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35666
35667 35668 35670
>>35664
What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35667
35670 35676
>>35666
OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35668
35669 35670 35672 35683
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10

Armor
the bracers of armor +4

Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off

Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting

psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive

inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades

cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth

skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35669
Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>35668

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35670
35671 35676 35683
>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.

Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35671
35674
>>35670
can you construct a cyber frankenstein bear?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35672
35673
>>35668
Don't you have at least one level in Wilder

>Preston
Wait. Your character has a surname?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35673
>>35672
yea to both questions(its psion)
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35674
35675
>>35671
Idk. We'd need bear-parts first.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35675
35677
>>35674
"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35676
35680
>>35670
>>35667
It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35677
35679
>>35675
But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35679
>>35677
i assumed i did already.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35680
35681
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_annoyed_badumsquish's kitties_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_lookin.png
>>35676
Ass
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35681
35682 35684
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35682
35686
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35683
35685
>>35658
Yes
>>35659
This
>>35664
You're not a wizard
>>35668
Cuz Y?
>>35670
Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35684
35689
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35685
>>35683
>cuz why?
why what?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35686
35687 35688 35689
XUwJHCm.jpg
>>35682
>Implyting stats matter
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35687
>>35686
>this so hard
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35688
>>35686
>Implying riding a meme version of Princess Celestia isn't fun
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35689
35690 35691 35692 35693
>>35686
Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time
>>35684
As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35690
35692
>>35689
you need a waifu man.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35691
35694 35695
1512813219238.png
>>35689
maybe gm will let you have Ponk
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35692
>>35690
Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount

>>35689
>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Admittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35693
35695 35696
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35694
>>35691
Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35695
35700
>>35691
>get best pony as waifu
Where the fuck do I sign?
>>35693
Why not?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35696
35697 35698 35707
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35697
35699 35775
>>35696
hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35698
>>35696
Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35699
35701 35702
>>35697
I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35700
35702 35705 35775
>>35662
>>35695
Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35701
35706
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35702
35703 35706
>>35699
do they have weapons there?
>>35700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35703
35704 35713 35775
>>35702
You'll get more weapons in the tower
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35704
35775
>>35703
i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35705
35708 35713 35775
>>35700
Sex robots here we come
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35706
35708 35709 35775
b17219210d44ab3091b594509da01552--pathfinder-rpg-rogues.jpg
>>35702
>do they have weapons
They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701
>they know who you are
>Disguise
I feel like a challenge.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35707
35775
>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35708
35710 35711
>>35705
>>35706
ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35709
35716 35723
>>35706
Just take Trumpaladin with you...

I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35710
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35711
35712 35717
>>35708
>steampunk robo-pinkie pie
Just when I thought this couldn't get better
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35712
35715
>>35711
>Even in fantasy your waifu isn't an alive person
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35713
35714 35716
g3C6Cc5.jpg
>>35705
Now you're talking.
>>35703
>You'll get more weapons in the tower
I still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35714
35723
>>35713
What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35715
>>35712
Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35716
>>35713
See >>35709

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35717
35718 35719 35721
105634__safe_pinkie pie_steampunk_artist-colon-0ravensrequiem0.jpg
>>35711
>Steam-Ponk
Fund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35718
35720 35721
>>35717
ill help you in cardishore.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35719
35720 35721 35775
>>35717
THIS

Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35720
35722
>>35718
See >>35719

Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35721
35724 35725 35775
>>35719
Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717
>>35718
>invests 2 bitcoin
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35722
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35723
35725
cb04873ff6781e70f2d558261812bc31.jpg
>>35709
Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714
>What is there to steal?
EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35724
35728
map legend.txt
1511058315891.png
>>35721
>>35721

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35725
35726
>>35721
It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money

>>35723
>Wait in line
Kek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35726
35727
>>35725
wwe fights?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35727
35731 35775
>>35726
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35728
35729 35775
>>35724
I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35729
35732
>>35728
If only you had a horse
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35731
35733
>>35727
"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35732
35734
>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35733
35735
>>35731
Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35734
35737 35739
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35735
35736
>>35733
*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35736
35738
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35737
35741
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35738
35741
>>35736
"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35739
35740 35741
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35740
>>35739
Also, this
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35741
35742 35743 35747 35775
>>35737
If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system

>Where is GM
GM is kill

>No Trollestia
Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad

>>35738
"Only one can?"

>>35739
Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35742
35744
>>35741
"i got 2 12 packs!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35743
35745 35747
>>35741
My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can
tExej
?
No.35744
35746
>>35742
"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
\r
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35745
>>35743
Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35746
35748 35749
iron_will_base_by_selenaede-d5l0rgb.png
>>35744
*f;exes*
"OOOOOH YEAH!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35747
35748 35749
>>35741
>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
Ditto.
Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743
Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35748
35755
>>35746
>koolaid man bursts through wall
"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747
This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35749
35750 35751 35755
>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will

>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too

>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35750
35752
>>35749
"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35751
35752 35755 35775
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35752
35762
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"

>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35753
35754 35758
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35754
35755 35775
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35755
35756 35775
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.

Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35756
35757
>>35755
Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35757
>>35756
It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35758
35759 35775
>>35753
To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35759
35760 35761
>>35758
Ride your horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35760
35763
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35761
35763 35765
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35762
35763
stop-my-penis-ezulzv.jpg
>>35752
Fresh oc
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35763
35764 35767
>>35760
He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...

>>35761
I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!

>>35762
Top Fucking Kek!
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35764
35772
>>35763
No accepting
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35765
35766 35769 35772
153348941.jpg
shetland-pony-1.jpg
minature-shetland-pony-on-a-pasture-bavaria-germany-europe-533676600-58483b2b5f9b5851e5df1177.jpg
freddie-on-shetland-pony.jpg
GettyImages-493343484_master.jpg
>>35761
>shetland pony
Good taste.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35766
35768 35769
>>35765
absolutely adorable
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35767
35769 35770
>>35763
Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35768
>>35766
Ikr

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35769
35773 35775
>>35765
Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767
This
>>35766
They truely are

Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35770
35771 35772
>>35767
he doesn't want to wast a resource.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35771
>>35770
*sighs in agreement*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35772
35774
>>35765
>>35764
>Shetland pony speed: 40
>Celestial Charger speed: 60
Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.

>>35770
This.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35773
35774
>>35769
she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35774
35776
>>35772
Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case
>>35773
Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35775
35776 35778 35779 35781
>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e


Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35776
35780 35781
>>35774
>>35774
I hope she puts up the fight of her life...

>>35775
Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?

Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35778
35782
>>35775
You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM

Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35779
>>35775
>steampunk waifu
>So many levels of "No"
aww man
but its steampunk ponk.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35780
35781
>>35776
>Master
Stop imagining things you idiot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35781
35785
>>35775
>What bracers?
Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776
>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…
Why though?
>>35780
This
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35782
35783 35784 35785
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35783
>>35782
he was so young.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35784
35786
>>35782
>no fun allowed
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35785
35792
>>35782
RIP Torcuil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo

>>35781
Cause she deserved better
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35786
35787
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35787
35788 35789 35790 35792
>>35786
You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35788
>>35787
F.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35789
35792 35796
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35790
35791
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35791
35793
>>35790
he just wants party pone.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35792
35795 35796
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35793
35794 35796
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35794
>>35793
*anytime
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35795
35801
>>35792
Trollestia deserved better
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35796
35797
>>35789
It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793
Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers
>>35792
Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35797
35798 35800
>>35796
Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35798
35799
b5b.png
>>35797
Gib ponk pone
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35799
35800 35801 35802 35803
>>35798
>inb4 pones are allowed, no exceptions
I'll think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35800
35801 35803 35805 35806
>>35797
You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful

pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?

>>35799
Oh come on!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35801
35807
>>35795
Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799
I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800
>*mental stabbing*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35802
35803 35804
>>35799
Dubs confirm?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35803
35804 35806
>>35800
Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799
She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.
>>35802
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35804
>>35802
>>35803
Shh! Trump's faggot might take away dubs too.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35805
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35806
35808 35811
>>35800
The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803
>Ponk
>not OP
Riiiiiiiight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35807
>>35801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU

You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35808
35809 35811
>>35806
I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35809
35813
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35810
35813
Robo-ponk no less
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35811
35812 35813
159605__pinkie pie_grimdark_nightmare fuel_creepy_fun_artist-colon-aguantegrimtales.png
>>35806
I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808
One does not simply nerf ponk.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35812
35816
>>35811
This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35813
35814 35815
>>35811
That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809
>>35810
Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35814
35817 35818 35820
>>35813
I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35815
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones

Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35816
35817 35821
1357463621021.png
>>35812
>Comparing Ponk to some Unicorn Cleric
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35817
35819 35820 35822
>>35814
GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn

>>35816
Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35818
538496__grimdark_artist-colon-megablack0x_pinkie pie_black sclera_duality_glare_glowing eyes_grin_gritted teeth_heart eyes_looking at you_multeity_nigh.jpeg
>>35814
Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35819
35820
>>35817
>ride-able cleric
only for thez.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35820
35821 35824
>>35819
Top kek
>>35814
>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable
>GM turns it into a boss fight
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>35817
Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35821
35823 35826
>>35816
*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*

>>35820
Steed and ally!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35822
35825
>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35823
35825
>>35821
"H-hello, Flashy."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35824
35826
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35825
35827 35828
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia

>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?

>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35826
>>35824
I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821
Fuck off
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35827
35829 35832
>>35825
>paladin
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35828
35832
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.

Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35829
>>35827
ikr...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35830
35831
"thez how you feel?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35831
35833 35835 35837
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35832
35834 35839
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...

She still deserves better

>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35833
35834 35836
>>35831
"apple hoers?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35834
35837 35838
>>35832
NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833
"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35835
35837
>>35831
I know that feel...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35836
35842
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?

So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35837
35841 35842
>>35834
Do you know a way out of this?

>>35831
>>35835
Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35838
35842
>>35834
"me know feel."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35839
35840 35846
>>35832
>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility
*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35840
35845
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*

It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35841
35846
216646__safe_oc_oc-colon-fausticorn_oc only_doom faust_doom paul_image macro_meme.png
>>35837
>a way out
>implying
There is no other way, Anon.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35842
35843 35844
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35843
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35844
35848
>>35842
"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35845
35846 35847
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35846
35850
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."

>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35847
35848 35850
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35848
35849 35851
>>35844
*clutches tightly*
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.
>>35847
Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35849
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35850
35853 35858
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]

If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.

Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35851
35861
>>35848
"me love you ana, forever."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35852
35854 35855
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35853
35856
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35854
>>35852
night man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35855
35857
>>35852
It not personal, like I said, its monday.
'Night!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35856
35858
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35857
35859
>>35855
No, I understand. Its fine
tExej
?
No.35858
35860 35863
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked

>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35859
35879
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35860
35862
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35861
35862 35864
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
tExej
?
No.35862
35866
[1d20 = 18]
>>35860
>she doesn't behave rationally.
Sighs

Grapple roll on horse pussy

>>35861
It'll be five years for me in a week
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35863
35865 35867
>>35858
"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35864
35870
>>35861
"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35865
>>35863
See >>35862. The Grapple landed

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35866
35867
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35867
35868 35869
>>35863
*Carries grappled pony to his bed*

>>35866
Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...

Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35868
35872
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35869
>>35867
*drips*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35870
35871 35872 35873
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."

And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35871
35873
>>35870
Goodnight.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35872
35873 35874
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*

Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed

>>35870
Goodnight
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35873
35875
>>35872
>>35870
>>35871
yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35874
35876
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35875
35876
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.

No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35876

>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets

He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35879
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35880
35881 35883
4619762fdc9afd034a6ca8f0dd7d62b9.jpg
190501da49aa34ba593c23ae85b8f9f2--funny-google-searches-demotivational-posters.jpg
6da.png
10687019_356104611238021_4762475476217205640_n.jpg
10154290_356105074571308_1915872415174306076_n.jpg
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35881
35887
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion

>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns

Post paladin and knight memes pls
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35882
35884
e39b93d6a1411dcb97aed820332f1fbc--warcraft-monk-demotivational-posters.jpg
35b0bf1ff3632388cdc795aaf57a315b--geek-meme-fantasy-rpg.jpg
yhofka7.jpg
Monk-e1378580223102.jpg
KlJU0lU.jpg
And for Monks.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35883
35885
>>35880
torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35884
35893
>>35882
bost strong cleric memes.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35885
35886
>>35883
He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35886
>>35885
no NEET is complete without a katana.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35887
35889
jQ76LBZ.jpg
Mit70Hq.jpg
7688f6a5933bb57ab3b0e984647b1ed9.jpg
paladin-lawful-nice.jpg
84dacf5fdbb0fb20c4972ed0cc5d046b--rpg-memes-pathfinder-rpg.jpg
>>35881

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35889
lvlPaHr.jpg
e9d9643527ece092253fafde7705c5fb.jpg
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
Demotivator-EpicLevelPaladins.jpg
P1EydQy.jpg
>>35887

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35890
35891 35895
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35891
35892
Paladins-3.jpg
e1d49b4848d95ddc25835ef48bc65ab0.jpg
4d55d97d33b20ad9b86c8d1463048f65--paladin-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
oJ4dR.jpg
paladins_by_weimao-d8a80p4.jpg
>>35890
It's from this page
http://www.dorkly.com/post/78251/out-of-context-dd-the-return
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35892
35896 35897
>>35891
if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35893
35894
1d4nT1e.jpg
cleric.jpg
f89d58a5bde3e4dbe40e9c1266e8ff50.jpg
cleric-level-80.jpg
DnD-Memes-strength-cleric-15k.jpg
>>35884
I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35894
>>35893
damn.
tExej
?
No.35895
35896
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do

>>35890
reeeeee
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35896
2kNZr.jpg
a8fce0e51e8726812807c640bc7f2c78.jpg
f858f75b2efe7f7212c4d38d5f4e26c9--character-creation-motivational-posters.jpg
2b4c8ab31bcdd1de568f54401a10aeb0.jpg
f222c5458f9378b157d6e21f32141bc0.jpg
>>35892
She'd probably be chaste or something.
>>35895
You should talk to that statue more often.

I g2g for a while again..
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35897
35898
>>35892
I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35898
35899 35907
>>35897
malware?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35899
35900
>>35898
What chan is /tg/ on?
Also, fuck windows tech support.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35900
35901
>>35899
4chang.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35901
35902
>>35900
Well fuck. I had completely missed it
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35902
35903 35904
>>35901
i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35903
>>35902
8chan*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35904
35906 35907
>>35902
Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35906
35908
>>35904
yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35907
35908 35909 35919
>>35898
Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.

"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*
>>35904
There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35908
>>35907
>>35906
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35909
35911
>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35911
35912 35914
>>35909
Second half of this one:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/90792.html
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35912
35913
>>35911
all nips aren't like this guy right?
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35913
35914 35915
>>35912
No. Even 2ch hates him.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35914
>>35911
>>35913
i hope he gets yakuza'd.
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35915
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35916
35917 35919 35920
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35917
35918
>>35916
>doesn't even kiss husbando good morning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35918
>>35917
He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35919
35921
>>35907
>>35916
"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35920
35921
image.png
>>35916
>She took back the wand she gave to Trumpakadin
Oh... Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35921
35922
>>35920
She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.
>>35919
"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35922
35923
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35923
35924 35925
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35924
35926
>>35923
"me still want to be friends."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35925
35926 35927
>>35923
*nervous chuckling*
"Hehe.. sure."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35926
>>35925
>>35924

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35927
35928
>>35925
"something wrong?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35928
35930
>>35927
"Nothing."
*pounds metal*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35929
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.

He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35930
35931
>>35928
"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35931
35932 35934
stab.jpg
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35932
35933
>>35931
"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35933
35935
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35934
35935 35936
>>35931
"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35935
>>35933
>>35934
"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35936
35940
>>35934
"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35937
35939 36047
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35938
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note

"I am sorry"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35939
>>35937
Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35940
35941
>>35936
"really? who you met?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35941
35942 35945
637573__safe_artist-colon-neuro_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_cartoon_cyoa_female_heart_monochrome_swastika.png
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35942
35945
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35943
35944
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35944
35946
>>35943
We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35945
35947 35957
>>35941
>>35942
"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35946
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35947
35948 35950
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35948
35949
>>35947
That where you said you left them
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35949
35951
>>35948
I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35950
35953
image.jpeg
>>35947
I didn't make that deal

If it was one of the things, pic so related
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35951
>>35949
I see

*Trumpaladin looks for rapier and continues until he finds it or gets frustrated*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35953
35954
>>35950
he loves money and he's an alright guy he won't cross us."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35954
35956
>>35953
I don't think Onfernius is in range...
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35955
35957
>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35956
>>35954
*sad wwe fighter noises*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35957
35958 35960
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35958
35959
>>35957
"she a good pony, me feel like she my sister."
dgYBw
?
No.35959
35961 35964
>>35958
But she's not your sister, so you're okay with your friend having sex with her right?
\r
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35960
35962
>>35957
>"Pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35961
35962 35963
>>35959
>'Yes, Flashy?'
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35962
>>35961
>>35960

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35963
35965
>>35961
>"I don't know..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35964
>>35959
you already have a waifu stick with her.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35965
35966 35967
>>35963
>'... I'm in the forge. Where are you?'
*drops what she's doing*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35966
35968
>>35965
"tracy where you going?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35967
>>35965
>"I'll come to you"
*goes to pony*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35968
35969
>>35966
"It seems like my husband needs me for something."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35969
35970 35971
>>35968
"oh me come with me have some buissnes questions."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35970
35971
>>35969
"Ah, wait, he's on his way here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35971
35972 35975
>>35970
>>35969
*Arrives in forge*
"Hey Tracy!"
*crouches down and opens arms*

*Sees Infernius, looks over at him with an uncertain expression, waiting for a response*
7nJCI
?
No.35972
35973
2D60dKn.png
>>35971
"Good morning, Flashy. Are you feeling better today?"
*puts down tools and walks over*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35973
35974
>>35972
"Eh... maybe"
*tries to hold pony*
Fuck that's a weird image

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35974
35976
>>35973
It is weird.. I regret posting it..
>tries to
*waits for it*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35975
35976
>>35971
"hey freind when we go to cardishore"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35976
35977 35978 35980 35982
1513374655896.jpg
>>35974
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related

>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35977
35979 35981
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35978
35981
>>35976
"i haven't seen lennos in a few cycles."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35979
35984
>>35977
tengu comes to mind.
7nJCI
?
No.35980
35981
>>35976
*rides hoo-man*

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35981
35983 35984 35987 35988 35990
>>35977
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big

>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?


>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"

7nJCI
?
No.35982
35985 35986
stabs.jpg
>>35976
>Because we sure don't
"That just makes it more fun, doesn't it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35983
1512675270954.png
>>35981
>nothing wrong
jej.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35984
>>35979
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35985
35987
>>35982
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35986
35989
>>35982
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
7nJCI
?
No.35987
35991
>>35981
>What are you up to
"I've been making knives." she says, picking up a newly-finished dagger.
>>35985
I'm not going in the front door this time.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35988
35991
>>35981
"those scales looked pretty good, i bet it would make a nice sleeveless jacket."
7nJCI
?
No.35989
35995
>>35986
"I'm not afraid.." *trails off*
7nJCI
?
No.35990
>>35981
>execution date pending
Because he fugged her!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35991
35992 35994
>>35987
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?

"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...

I'z want dagger..."

>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35992
35993 35994
>>35991
"shes evil so its okay right?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35993
35994 35998
>>35992
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35994
35995 35996
>>35991
"Bane daggers."
*she holds out a wicked-dagger with a spiral pattern on it*
>>35993
>>35992
"I don't know how Lenos would feel about that..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35995
35996
>>35989
"Don't be afraid. Be cautious"

>>35994
*inspects dagger*
"Neat!"
*looks at her*
"Baned against what?"

"Is Lenos still alive even? Or is he a jacket now?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35996
36003
>>35994
wicked-looking*
>>35995
"Magical beasts... Like me."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35997
36001 36003 36005
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35998
36003 36004
180.png
>>35993
"whats texas?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36001
36002
>>35997
"drow assassins?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36002
>>36001
"I find that hard to believe..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36003
36004 36005 36006 36007
>>35997
"You ever have a date that lasts four days? Guy's dead or tied up"

>>35996
*turns back to look at her*
"What?"

>>35998
"Too great to describe. Wataburger and guns and low rent and republican legislatures"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36004
36005
>>35998
I wanna goooooooooooo home
I wanna go home
>>36003
You forgot the Alamo
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36005
36008
>>35997
>>36003
"You baned the knife against ponies?"

>>36004
Oh right. That too
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36006
36011 36012
>>36003
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36007
36009 36011
>>36003
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...

..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36008
36011
>>36005
"Well, yeah; ponies and whatnot. Other things too."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36009
36010 36011
>>36007
"me just say we should check on him."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36010
36014
>>36009
"Eh.. You can go if you want. I've got more important stuff to do."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36011
36013
>>36007
"What?

Yeah, he's on the corpse pile"

>>36008
"What is it baned against specifically?"

>>36006
"Yes, recoquista! and a Blitzkrieg lebensraum to you too"

>>36009
"Why though? To avenge his death"
*ready to kill*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36012
>>36006
Haha, we have wataburger in Florida
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36013
36014
>>36011
>baned against specifically
"I said Magical beasts. At least that's what the diagrams say."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36014
36015 36016
>>36013
"That's really broad"

>>36010
"Like what?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36015
>>36014
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36016
36017 36018
>>36014
"cardishore."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36017
36018
>>36016
"........."
*ears perk a little bit*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36018
36019 36020
>>36016
"Do you have a strategy? No?"

>>36017
"You're going to lose much more this time than all of your weapons"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36019
36021
>>36018
"me gonna ask for my arms back then barge in."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36020
36021 36022
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?

>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36021
36023
>>36020
"Really now? Where are you going in if not the front door?"

>>36019
"You know it's run by the same people as the Court City right? They'll be expecting us"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36022
36024 36025
>>36020
could you make me a jew hunting knife?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36023
36027
>>36021
"me know (((they))) control it."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36024
36025 36026
>>36022
Any knife can be a Jew hunting knife
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36025
>>36022
Idk. Maybe.
>>36024
Also this.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36026
36028 36029
>>36024
like a jew bane knife that lights up.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36027
36031
>>36023
"Indeed. But one does not simply barge into Cardishore"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36028
>>36026
>installs blue LEDs
>smear pig blood on it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36029
36030 36032
11.jpg
>>36026
Or one that (((vibrates)))

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36030
>>36029
yes pls.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36031
36033 36034
>>36027
>barge into
"I prefer a less direct approach."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36032
36036
>>36029
Eww...

I had forgotten where she stores her knives
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36033
36036
>>36031
>>36031
"Okay. What's your strategy?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36034
36035
>>36031
"maybe me can distract while you two sneak in."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36035
>>36034
"Sneak in where precisely on the structure?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36036
36037
948978__safe_artist-colon-petirep_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_simple background_tools_transparent background.png
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
>>36032
She had a box for her collection. Neatly arranged, but seemingly infinite.
>>36033
"Through the walls. If I can't phase through them, I'll stab my way in."
I already registered for entry. So I'm sure they won't mind if I skip the line this time." *chuckles a bit*
tExej
?
No.36037
36038 36041 36046
>>36036
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36038
36039
>>36037
"i have simple solution me kill (((everyone)))."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36039
36040
>>36038
*facepalms*
"Or (((everyone))) kills you first"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36040
36042
>>36039
"with arms and ring me cannot be kill."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36041
36042
>>36037
When did archers and a lion take out Torc?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36042
36043
>>36040
"You heard of the Finger of death right?"

>>36041
Archers didn't kill you, but when you and Trollestia attacked the pirates they landed hits.

By lion I mean when I had Fae maul you
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36043
36044
>>36042
"me not a bitch, me can turn undead."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36044
36045
>>36043
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36045
36048
>>36044
"so much cool items"
*antsy minotuar noises*
"wait cant you talk way in?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36046
36048
>>36037
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36047
36051
>>35937
Ar you wanting him to be attacked?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36048
36049
>>36045
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"

>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36049
36050
17bde397a495398ad770336203b1d438.png
>>36048
"hmm maybe you right."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36050
36053 36056
>>36049
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36051
36052 36055
>>36047
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36052
36054 36061
>>36051
Well, I fucked up that spoiler tett
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36053
36057
>>36050
"wheres vrees?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36054
>>36052
[b]
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36055
>>36051
Hella late desu, but there's no anime tonight so
>shrugs
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36056
36058
>>36050
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36057
36059
>>36053
"Well, I woke up this morning"
*sad'angry*
"Alone. So at least he didn't kill us in our sleep"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36058
36060
>>36056
*Pets pony*
*shakes leg*
"That's better"
*slightly soothed schemer noises*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36059
36064
>>36057
"me told you he a good guy."

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36060
36064
>>36058
>Paladin
>schemer
*is stuck firmly to leg*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36061
36062 36063 36064
>>36052
Desu, I'm a little disturbed,... I played through Doki Doki Literature
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36062
>>36061
Doki... Doki?
CAN I GET A WEEB TRANSLATOR?

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36063
>>36061
i heard it was a spook.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36064
36065
>>36059
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"

>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans

*shakes leg again*

>>36061
Stahp
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36065
36066
1003664__safe_flash sentry_normal norman_equestria girls_background human_feels_frog_humanized_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pepe the frog_sad_that feel_w.png
>>36064
"with enough friendship he can be brought around."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36066
>>36065
"Can he? I don't know. Maybe. And maybe he'll change his mind after the end of it"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36067
36068 36069
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.

On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.

DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36068
36070 36071 36072
>>36067
Worst trade deal. Way to give away great loot
Can we go speak to Darkie?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36069
36072
>>36067
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36070
36073
>>36068
this.
REEEEEEEE its his property.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36071
36073
>>36068
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36072
36074 36075 36077
>>36068
"Oh yes, hello friends!" He's nomming a phatty steak. "How can I be of assistence?"
>>36069
His words startle her and she fumbles her cane, falling over. "Oooh!"
Cuz I want you to have the nightmares too
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36073
36076
>>36071
>>36070
>"Stolen"
Nigger stole from us. It's civil asset forfeiture
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36074
36078 36079
>>36072
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36075
36079
>>36072
"what you know about cardishore?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36076
36080
>>36073
I'm just saying that it was his shit,
and it makes sense that he'd want it back.

Gib bootz.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36077
36083
>>36072
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36078
36080
>>36074
*is still glued to leg*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36079
36081 36082
>>36074
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36080
36087
>>36076
I'll think about the boots...
I know exactly why you want them

>>36078
*wobbles leg*
At least she's not humping
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36081
>>36079
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"

"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36082
36085
>>36079
"what you're a faggot?"
kkPvC
?
No.36083
36086
[1d20 = 12]
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
kkPvC
?
No.36084
36086
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36085
36088 36089
>>36082
"A what? Perish the thought!"
KFZGF
?
No.36086
36088
[1d20 = 19]
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36087
36090
6.jpg
>>36080
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36088
36097
>>36086
>Only one

>>36085
"Who else was in your party?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36089
36091 36097
>>36085
"no you a faggot like trump and me are."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36090
36093
>>36087
To get within range? That might work
When did she get down from his back or shoulders?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36091
36092
>>36089
"Infernius..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36092
>>36091
"what?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36093
36095
>>36090
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
kkPvC
?
No.36094
36096
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36095
36098
>>36093
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36096
36099
>>36094
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36097
36103
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."


Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36098
36103 36104
>>36095
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36099
36100
>>36096
Uhm, what?
KFZGF
?
No.36100
36101
[1d20 = 5]
Initiative roling time
>>36099
>sigh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0N34buECqY
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36101
36102
1512848608457.png
>>36100

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36102
36106 36107
>>36101
>5 initiative
I'll start drafting my new character...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36103
36161
>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"

>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36104
36113
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36105
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
kkPvC
?
No.36106
36109
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36107
>>36102
Psst!
Cast Implosion!
Use snake staff!
kkPvC
?
No.36108
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
KFZGF
?
No.36109
36110 36112 36115 36153
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36110
36118
>>36109
Dice-dubs checked.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36112
36118
1586783__safe_artist-colon-luciusheart_oc_oc-colon-nova starburst_oc only_dab_meme_unicorn.png
>>36109

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36113
36114 36117
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36114
36116 36117
>>36113
"johnny cash?"
kkPvC
?
No.36115
36118
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36116
36117
>>36114
"Was that his name?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36117
36121
>>36113
>>36114
"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"

>>36116
"Space Coyote"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36118
36120
>>36112
>flips water bottle
>>36110
Does it get me a bonus?
>>36115
That 8 scares me
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36119
36134
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36120
36122 36123
>>36118
Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36121
>>36117
"n-no me didn't."
kkPvC
?
No.36122
36134
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36123
36126 36134
>>36120
Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
kkPvC
?
No.36124
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.

Test dice
kkPvC
?
No.36125
[1d8 = 3]
e_e
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36126
36128
>>36123
my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36127
e_e
>still highly suspicious
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36128