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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
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Anonymous
ejyDK
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No.3592
3593 3599
>>3588
I go out the door.
YXEd6
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No.3593
[1d20 = 5]
>>3592

Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3594
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>>3589

Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3595
3598 3599
Wait, we're not doing anything tonight, right? It's 1:00 AM, and I've got work tomorrow..
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3598
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>>3595
We're stopping the proliferation of this godawful meme
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3599
3603 3638
>>3595
No, but you'll like this part.
>>3592
And you explode. Not only do you explode, but you also trigger a series of goldberg-machines involving acid, fire, ice, electricity, napalm, and weighted stones (pressure).
You are very dead. I don't know how you found yourself in this world, but there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap, Earth-pony, Barbarian, etc. etc. I appreciate that you have taken bait this far, but I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll.
If you would like to fashion a more plausible character,....
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3601
3603
Lenos gets a slight twinge.
"Fuck, someone set off my trap-trap. I was hoping to watch it go off in person," he wanders toward the bar again.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3602
3603 3605
>in the vein of that one /k/ thread
Internal memo. No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3603
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>>3599
>there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap... I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll
Fucking thank you
>>3601
> trap-trap
Kek
>>3602
>No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Amen
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3605
3606
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>>3602
Traps are homosexual.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3606
3607 3608
>>3605
Well, at the moment traps are raining down in the form of giblets and blood spatter so traps (or this one in particular) can't be observed as anything other than giblets and blood spatter.
>Thez is eating sum giblets
"A bit gamy desu."
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3607
3608 3610
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>>3606
*Trumpaladin, to no one's surprise, is appalled by Thez's eating of the Trap particles*
"That's probably contaminated Thez. Do you want AIDs? Because that's how you get AIDs"
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3608
3610
>>3606
>>3607
Roll for aids
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3609
I hope I didn't offend anyone (of consequence). I could've turned them into a pillar of salt at the beginning, but I wanted them to walk into it, and since Yak Lee pissed Lenos off (cuz he wasn't singed when they met) it made perfect sense that the next player to 'join' was going to end up a grease-spot. I didn't plan for a trap, but I did lay a trap, and a trap happened to have sprung the trap.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3610
3611 3612
>>3607
>>3608
Thez is a devil, immune to humanoid disease.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3611
3614
>>3610
Ok roll for demom aids
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3612
>>3610
Is she immune to the disease that inheres in Traps? Some things are too unclean even for snake succubi
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3614
3616
>>3611
"Okay bub, let me 'splain something to you. There is a wide difference between devils and demons. Demons are chaotic-evil, whereas devils are lawful evil. Ever notice that I don't attack anyone who doesn't in some way attack me first? Yeah, that's cuz devils have rules and dignity and propriety n shit (even if it goes against the 'normal' standard),...."
>is a sore spot for her
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3616
3617
>>3614
Meh.
Demons, devils its all the same to Infernuis.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3617
3618
>>3616
Okay, think of it this way; devils give you precisely what you asked for, while demons give you anything but.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3618
3619 3620
>>3617
Infernuis want some ass.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3619
3621
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>>3618
But she's infected with Trap-AIDs now
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3620
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>>3618
Done
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3621
>>3619
She say she ok.
YXEd6
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No.3622
[2d20 = 12]
>like she's not there
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3623
3624
Infernius now has 2 lumps, and Trump has one
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3624
3625
>>3623
Wat
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3625
3626
>>3624
Surely you're familiar with the meme of a character whonking another character over the head, resulting in a peppered-looking mound on their head? That.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3626
3627
>>3625
Now who would wonk me over the head?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3627
3628
>>3626
Thez, for suggesting she has trap-Aids
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3628
3629 3630
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>>3627
She really should get herself checked though
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3629
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>>3628
This tbh thez.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3630
3631
>>3628
"Your magnanimity is breath-taking," sarcasm drips rhythmically in the background.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3631
>>3630
Traps are filthy crratures.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3633
3635
Alright nerd-gasm incoming.
Thez is half Pit Fiend. Its a very long story, but her particular adventure sent her through the outer planes (starting in Limbo, and working her way through whatever portals, gates, and what-have-you. While traveling through Hell, she caught the attention of one of the 9 Principalities, who took an interest. That interest only grew when she didn't die no matter what varieties of adversary was placed in front of her, so said Principality opted to make her "Her's".
Her physiology was artificially reformed from her previous state into what the party sees now. She used to be a Half Grey Elf, Half Grey Dwarf hybrid; she is now a Grey Dwarf, Grey Elf, Pit Fiend trifecta, and the process drove her a little bit batshit. To the subject at hand however, Pit Fiends are immune to disease (even trap AIDS).
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3635
3637
>>3633
would i remember my backstory as a character?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3637
>>3635
To whatever degree you like. You can be entirely amnesic, or consciously aware
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3638
3639 3640
>>3599
That machine sounds like Pence's doing

Anonymous
ixyzQ
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No.3639
3641
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>>3638

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3640
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>>3638

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3641
3651
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>>3639
All about Vandereim.
+5/+7 Holy Avenging Bastard Sword of Mighty-Quick Cleaving Sharpness.
Regularly a +5 weapon, he gets an additional +2 vs infernals, as well has has the ability to detect them (tho can't differentiate varieties). Has the ability to quicken himself (Feather Fall) giving an additional attack per round, and any attack that slays an opponent gets an additional attack if in range (Mighty Cleaving), with no limit. Any successful 20 attack roll AT LEAST cuts a limb off the opponent (Sharpness - usually fatal in and of its self).
He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness but after several attacks will vomit liquor onto one's opponent.
His blade is geometrically flawless, except for the tip which is square rather than pointed (no stabby). He speaks with a thick scottish accent, is about 1000 years old (though he spent the last 300 being traded, stored, and changing hands), and rejects any wielder who is not of nobility. Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him, and in the hands of anyone but a paladin he is only a +2 weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3642
3653
As for the events of last night, rest assured that I was not - nor ever will - planning on condoning, accepting, or allowing any sort of faggotry ITT. In the moment I saw an opportunity to reduce whoever that was (Zald?) into mushy paste, and that was the first and last time it will get that far.
No faggots.
For character safety, the trap room has been permanently quarantined and sealed irrevocably.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3643
3644 3645
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>tfw you didn't get to chop him up
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3644
>>3643
Oh I'm sure there will be others, and next time I promise I'll do some holodeck shit so that everyone can brutally murder whomever until they leave.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3645
3646
>>3643
But since you're here now, let me tell you about some of the daggers you picked up.
Of the lot, the few you'll be most interested in is:
The Wicked blade +1 causes continual bleeding damage against its victim.
The Defender's dagger +2 can transfer attack bonus into AC bonus (I figure this will be the teeth-blade, but its up to you).
The last blade is so minimalist (its a wire-frame with a blade attached, rather than a standard hilt, grip, pommel, etc.) and the blade its self is semi-translucent. It is called the Shifter's blade, and it does increasing damage depending on how "of the material plane" its target is (the more outer-realm, the more damage).
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3646
3648
>>3645
How do attack bonuses work? Am I supposed to increase my dice number?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3647
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Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3648
>>3646
You don't have to, I've got all the logistics mapped out on my end, its more to emphasize the quality of the weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3650
The board indicates whether the bonus has been applied, so if you don't I will. Also note that attack bonuses do not increase the critical hit threshold meaning in order to crit w/ the +2 dagger you have to land a 22 total (until you stick it in the keen machine that is).
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3651
3652
>>3641
>Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him
I like this
>He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness
Good thing he's paired with a teetotaler

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