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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
3840
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Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3461
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Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3462
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Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3463
3464 3468
Peasant #647 graciously interjects, "Sorry to butt in, I really (REALLY) don't want to offend; My name is Sechs Veirseiben (Veer - see - Ben; he doesn't say that, I'm just emphasizing the joke). I know that this may seem, I hate to say submissive, but the truth is our player hasn't been heard from in a significant amount of time. I, we the townspeople, are forever in your debt for what you have done so far, but would it be improper to ask favor to call upon you in time of need? Many invaders and undesirables find their way in and around our city, such as these douchy giants with a hydra just 2 days ago. We as a people cannot possibly last against increasing threats without benefit of a Player, and without Old Captain Korak,..." he trails off for a shakespearian moment, hamming it up as it were.
"We will offer you access to whatever is available at the Belligerent Gnome, as well as any of the other trade-shops, as well as any services, or gestures your fine group should require, in exchange for your protection." he slows for a moment.
>services
>gestures
"Well, its been a long and exhausting evening so I'll just <whooof>" Thez = out w/ skis.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3464
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>>3463
"Now you're talkin'," Trump interjects
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3468
3469 3472
>>3463
You give Infernuis plate armor, Infernuis kill giants for you.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3469
3470 3472
>>3468
Plate armor doesn't help much against giants though. It's great armor; it just doesn't make a difference against targets that large
>tfw you killed two giants with nothing but some kitchen knifes
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3470
>>3469
Infernuis need armor for later.
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3471
3472
I read everything
But I'm still fucking confused
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3472
3473
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Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3473
3475
>>3472
Okay, mmhmmm
Intresting okay
One question
Who
The fuck
Is
Lenos
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3474
So for starters, everyone leveled but don't get TOO excited. Levelling (traditionally) means 'gaining enough experience to acquire new skills and abilities. Meaning, you haven't gained the new buffs yet, and in order for that to happen you (as characters) need to find suitable resources. For example, Yak Lee will have no difficulty finding a suitable trainer, in that Thez is a monk of legendary status which has been largely lost to the ages; Thez can train (whup) monks (into shape). I recall Trump indicating a desire to Space Marine, and that's in the works, but if that is his chosen course he only gets a hp increase (for now).
Tracy, being surrounded by two monks can EASILY beef her rogue-qualities, as well as backstab (Holy shit, I've been totally neglecting the backstab. More in a moment.
Infernius, who expressely wanted to pursue psionics (force abilities) only needs find the correct resources or inspirational impetuses. Sorry, that's not something you can 'read into'.
Torcuil has gained competence in his magic. He is no longer required to meme for ANY spell (cuz that's just silly, I recognize now) though he can augment his spells WITH memes, and there ARE still spells that require memes, and there is guaranteed to be NO books on Memetephysics, so its seat-of-ur-pants status.

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3475
>>3473
I'll happily answer your question, except that it is too general. Please be more specific.
The rote answer to your initial question is "That 2' guy w/ cheek"
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3476
3477 3489
Descriptively, Lenos is a 2' tall Browine (think the proportions of a slightly overweight human, except 2' tall). His hair is golden (like, golden, not "gold-ish") with streaks of black. His eyes are shimmering, like tiger's eye, and he wears a fitting embroidered robe. Belted to him is an adorned jewelled knife, and hanging from his belt is some manner of cylinder or device of unapparent origin. About him is a slightly sweet scent bordering on sulfer but not quite, and though he is permanently looking up at you, you feel as though he is looking down on you.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3477
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>>3476
Infernuis need plate armor.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3478
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Anonymous
FVDjr
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No.3479
>>3478
Infernuis want plate for AC.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3487
3491
You don't want plate armor then. You think you do, but you don't.
What you want is these (a pair of bracers clunk on the counter). Plate armor sounds all fine and good, but this is as effective without encumbering the user.
The bracers are quite elaborately designed, simple yet intricate with accenting stones and runes along its surface.
Plate (ac +7) = Bracers of Armor +7

During previous, the shopkeeper was trying to fleece you, but now the dude will be helpful and offer suggestions to meet or improve on whatever the characters would like to accomplish, as well as ideas that will help characters consistent with their personality.
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3489
3492
>>3476
Okay give me a second
>Portal opens
>shit happens
>Lenos appears
>Kills giga-jew
>Knows Thez
>???
>Level up
How well did I do?
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3491
3492
>>3487
Infernuis will take bracers. Infernuis also need sword sharpened.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3492
3494
>>3489
Pretty much, except it wasn't yet giga jew.
Lenos is returning from the last Game, before the reset (and you guys subsequently joining) as is Slag and Korak (though Korak has been repurposed into an NPC cuz his faggot moved away). Also Cecil, but he's just a skull.
>>3491
>sharpening
For that, you'll want a device thats back in the pyramid. Don't worry, it'll happen soon (especially if you still want force powers).

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3493
3495
Also, while I appreciate the commitment to role-playing, you don't need to speak in character when describing what your character is doing. You're welcome to of course, but it will be easier for me to correctly identify what your character is seeking to accomplish, do, figure out, etc. otherwise.
For example, "I want these" will result in getting "these", but indicating that Infernius is asking the clerk for his input on how to augment his equipment will be much faster and accurate to respond to.
This especially with regard to fabricating and crafting magical items, as there are so goddamn many different types and effects - without incorporating homebrew (which I have) - that players should not hesitate to ask as it will speed things up significantly.
>hoping to avoid spending over an hour in a shop next session Xp
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3494
3497
>>3492
I do still want force powers
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3495
3496
>>3493
I ask if they have anything to improve my str.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3496
>>3495
Any magical items.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3497
3498
>>3494
Nothing that would be permanent, but they do have potions that can temporarily augment.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3498
3499
>>3497
Ill take a couple of those potions,what are the options in potions?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3499
3501
>>3498
Uhhhh, well for strength (the clerk looks at you ironically) there's Bull's Strength. For Dexterity there's Cat's Grace, Eagle's Splendor - Charisma, Fox's Cunning - Intelligence, Bear's Endurance covers Constitution and Owl's Wisdom is self explanatory. Every potion is associated with (and created by) a corresponding magical spell.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3500
... meaning, there are potions for personal protection, potions of invisibility, potions of cocaine (lul, speed), potions of,... oh here's a list:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Potions
Nothing over 750 gp from the list is available (but not at those prices)
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3501
3502
>>3499
Gimme two cats grace, two bulls strength, and a bless weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3502
3503
>>3501
Dun dun dun (lel)
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3503
3504
>>3502
So how are you tonight gm anon?
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3504
3505
>>3503
Its been one for the record-books today and I appreciate you for asking. I did get to watch some MLP with some proper folks, so I can't complain.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3505
3506
>>3504
>Its been one for the record-books today
What
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3506
3507
>>3505
Artifice, politics, established and vested interests,...
Tl:dr Fuck Barry in his ass.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3507
3508
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>>3506
Wanna talk about it anon?
>artifice
Make me some magic condoms
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3508
3509
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>>3507
>vent
Nah, posting that meme was satisfaction enough. Douches will be douches, and surviving douches makes surviving douches a little easier. Besides, I've got a comfy place to reside in outside of,... stuff. ^_^
Have a Pinkie-spooder
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3509
3510
>>3508
Adorably creepy
>scp-4000
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3510
3511
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>>3509
Spooders r a cute.
>derailing my own thread ~_~
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3511
3512
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>>3510
>Fluffy/10
Anonymous
TakHj
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No.3512
3513
>>3511
As long as it isn't
>black widow
>brown recluse
>brown widow
I'm completly fine with spiders
Ecspecially fluffy ones
Also GM
Can I use "I sexually idnntify as an attack helicopter" as a spell or would that be OP?

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3513
3514 3519
>>3512
I can think of a number of advantageous interpretations for that meme. Have at it.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3514
3515 3519
>>3513
Hey gm one of my goals is to get a wyvern as a mount.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3515
3516
>>3514
>Wyverns are rather stupid but always aggressive
It'd work
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3516
3517
>>3515
>not a criticism
Most want to ride dragons n shit, but said tend to be higher on the food chain.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3517
3518 3519
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>>3516
>tfw too intelligent to ride a dragon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3518
>>3517
Lol, I'd quip but Thez is busy.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3519
3520 3524
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>>3517
pic related
>>3513
>>3514
One of my goals is to get Flashy to finish our marriage ceremony.

Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3520
>>3519
Wanna gimme a quick rundown on it?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3521
3522
It's exactly what it looks like.
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3522
3523
>>3521
Yes, but how is he so smart?

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