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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


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Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3461
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Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3462
3840
"Oi! You've got some LONG explainin' to do ye crazy wench!" yells Vandereim from Trump's back.
"I don't owe you a damn think you drunken letter-opener," Thez retorts, wry-eyed and unimpressed. "And speaking of which, maybe you haven't noticed but we're on opposite ends of the spectrum now. Shall I introduce you to my sword?"
"As long as ye don't mind bein' BURIED with it!" he quips back.
Thez looks at Trump. "I don't know where you found -that- but,... well you'll see."
<interject Trump/Vandereim Zangetsu-moment (its like a trance if u r unfamiliar, I'll illustrate it in time)>

So in the pursuing dialogue, Thez and Lenos predominantly swap stats and observations with regard to the game reset. Thez tells of Slag's arrival and the squishing of his bug (which Lenos thinks is hilarious, cuz Slag is a twat), and Lenos describes how he was just glad someone figured out how to turn the power on. Also he comments "The ants are back btw."
"Well, Cecil's not here this time (not technically true, his skull is on display in the mess hall in case he 'needs' to be resurrected), so hopefully it won't go erm,... south,...." to which he starts laughing uproariously, and even Thez can't help but giggle at.
"Any sign of Palazzo?" she asks.
"Nope. With luck, his schitzo-nature went off into left field again. We should be good for now."
"Nice!" she says taking a phatty swig. "Oh yeah, I haven't introduced everyone else, I forget who knows what at this point," she's about 1.3 sheets.
"This one,... Tracy! Tracy is good at stabbing things. She's a little weird (Thez is one to talk) but she's got fire in them hooves! This one is Trump. He can be kind of a dick, but he's decent, and he hasn't died yet. The tartan fellow over here is Torcuil, who's got some weird magicky thing goin'. This one is Infernius. He's,... sufficient," she says with a wink. "And finally there's Yak Lee,"
"Yeah, I've met him, he showed up while you guys were out. I sent him to you, remember?"
"Oh riiiiigght. He's got some seasoning, but I think I can shape him up a whole lot more."


Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3463
3464 3468
Peasant #647 graciously interjects, "Sorry to butt in, I really (REALLY) don't want to offend; My name is Sechs Veirseiben (Veer - see - Ben; he doesn't say that, I'm just emphasizing the joke). I know that this may seem, I hate to say submissive, but the truth is our player hasn't been heard from in a significant amount of time. I, we the townspeople, are forever in your debt for what you have done so far, but would it be improper to ask favor to call upon you in time of need? Many invaders and undesirables find their way in and around our city, such as these douchy giants with a hydra just 2 days ago. We as a people cannot possibly last against increasing threats without benefit of a Player, and without Old Captain Korak,..." he trails off for a shakespearian moment, hamming it up as it were.
"We will offer you access to whatever is available at the Belligerent Gnome, as well as any of the other trade-shops, as well as any services, or gestures your fine group should require, in exchange for your protection." he slows for a moment.
>services
>gestures
"Well, its been a long and exhausting evening so I'll just <whooof>" Thez = out w/ skis.
Anonymous
Fq447
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No.3464
nice.png
>>3463
"Now you're talkin'," Trump interjects
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3468
3469 3472
>>3463
You give Infernuis plate armor, Infernuis kill giants for you.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3469
3470 3472
>>3468
Plate armor doesn't help much against giants though. It's great armor; it just doesn't make a difference against targets that large
>tfw you killed two giants with nothing but some kitchen knifes
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3470
>>3469
Infernuis need armor for later.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3471
3472
I read everything
But I'm still fucking confused
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3472
3473
>>3468
Uhm, you hadn't started playing at that point so I won't bully. The giants r kill. U can have plate though, if that's what you want,....
>>3469
Damn near cut one of their heads off.
>>3471
Okay. If Lenos hadn't napalmed them, you would have found out that the information booth rat was actually the leader. From the info booth, he kept a shrewd eye on the comers and goers. The 'something exotic' exchange was all encoded. The guy requesting was inquiring about whether or not the leader felt they should follow and/or prepare to kill/jack shit. Fish = we gonna get 'em?
Regular/exotic? = Yes.
Exotic = I'll see to the others.
Also, the depositing of shekels was to lower your guard (which worked, you lost shekels you'll never get back, muhuhahahahah) and give legitimacy to the transaction. The rest was fishing for info by the guy, which was relayed to the Belligerent Gnome operator, who determined roughly the degree of means (which, you'll note he jizzed in his pants discretely) which reaffirmed their interest in taking advantage. So, they arranged (as have done previous) for gratis lodging at their INN. Had Trump only locked the doors, it would have gone far different, as they had keys.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3473
3475
>>3472
Okay, mmhmmm
Intresting okay
One question
Who
The fuck
Is
Lenos
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3474
So for starters, everyone leveled but don't get TOO excited. Levelling (traditionally) means 'gaining enough experience to acquire new skills and abilities. Meaning, you haven't gained the new buffs yet, and in order for that to happen you (as characters) need to find suitable resources. For example, Yak Lee will have no difficulty finding a suitable trainer, in that Thez is a monk of legendary status which has been largely lost to the ages; Thez can train (whup) monks (into shape). I recall Trump indicating a desire to Space Marine, and that's in the works, but if that is his chosen course he only gets a hp increase (for now).
Tracy, being surrounded by two monks can EASILY beef her rogue-qualities, as well as backstab (Holy shit, I've been totally neglecting the backstab. More in a moment.
Infernius, who expressely wanted to pursue psionics (force abilities) only needs find the correct resources or inspirational impetuses. Sorry, that's not something you can 'read into'.
Torcuil has gained competence in his magic. He is no longer required to meme for ANY spell (cuz that's just silly, I recognize now) though he can augment his spells WITH memes, and there ARE still spells that require memes, and there is guaranteed to be NO books on Memetephysics, so its seat-of-ur-pants status.

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3475
>>3473
I'll happily answer your question, except that it is too general. Please be more specific.
The rote answer to your initial question is "That 2' guy w/ cheek"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3476
3477 3489
Descriptively, Lenos is a 2' tall Browine (think the proportions of a slightly overweight human, except 2' tall). His hair is golden (like, golden, not "gold-ish") with streaks of black. His eyes are shimmering, like tiger's eye, and he wears a fitting embroidered robe. Belted to him is an adorned jewelled knife, and hanging from his belt is some manner of cylinder or device of unapparent origin. About him is a slightly sweet scent bordering on sulfer but not quite, and though he is permanently looking up at you, you feel as though he is looking down on you.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3477
1506416354296-2.jpg
>>3476
Infernuis need plate armor.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3478
3479
>Infernuis
A package arrives, but the name is wrong and you are denied it's contents until the end of time. J/k, Infernuis get plate armor.
>tempted to Oprah-meme
>Tracy
So,... you can backstab. If a strike comes from concealment then the attacker does additional damage. Up until now you've attacked from the open so it hasn't come up, but ur backstab I'd murderous (like, crit-dmg murderous, and you almost decapitated a giant last time).
>Trump
You have a crazy-trance-moment inbound. For effect, I'd like to do so when both are on, or I can do my best to illustrate. It's a dialogue between Trump and Vandereim. It could be postponed till later session(s) or neglected entirely if you prefer.
At the very least, I should describe the ducats that have come of this progress! Being the rats r essentialy reduced to varying densities of fluid and tissue, the searching of the rats is over almost immediately: you find nothing. There are household items (clothing, leather, bits of chain, rapiers), but nothing worth any consideration.
It's almost as though they wanted the premeditated satisfaction of denying their victorious opponents a lasting victory and stashed it all
Just kidding, there's 3 solid gold statues upstairs c/o Torcuil.
Get creative. "Plate armor" is weak. Are you looking for simple armor class or an effect?
Anonymous
FVDjr
?
No.3479
>>3478
Infernuis want plate for AC.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3487
3491
You don't want plate armor then. You think you do, but you don't.
What you want is these (a pair of bracers clunk on the counter). Plate armor sounds all fine and good, but this is as effective without encumbering the user.
The bracers are quite elaborately designed, simple yet intricate with accenting stones and runes along its surface.
Plate (ac +7) = Bracers of Armor +7

During previous, the shopkeeper was trying to fleece you, but now the dude will be helpful and offer suggestions to meet or improve on whatever the characters would like to accomplish, as well as ideas that will help characters consistent with their personality.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3489
3492
>>3476
Okay give me a second
>Portal opens
>shit happens
>Lenos appears
>Kills giga-jew
>Knows Thez
>???
>Level up
How well did I do?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3491
3492
>>3487
Infernuis will take bracers. Infernuis also need sword sharpened.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3492
3494
>>3489
Pretty much, except it wasn't yet giga jew.
Lenos is returning from the last Game, before the reset (and you guys subsequently joining) as is Slag and Korak (though Korak has been repurposed into an NPC cuz his faggot moved away). Also Cecil, but he's just a skull.
>>3491
>sharpening
For that, you'll want a device thats back in the pyramid. Don't worry, it'll happen soon (especially if you still want force powers).

Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3493
3495
Also, while I appreciate the commitment to role-playing, you don't need to speak in character when describing what your character is doing. You're welcome to of course, but it will be easier for me to correctly identify what your character is seeking to accomplish, do, figure out, etc. otherwise.
For example, "I want these" will result in getting "these", but indicating that Infernius is asking the clerk for his input on how to augment his equipment will be much faster and accurate to respond to.
This especially with regard to fabricating and crafting magical items, as there are so goddamn many different types and effects - without incorporating homebrew (which I have) - that players should not hesitate to ask as it will speed things up significantly.
>hoping to avoid spending over an hour in a shop next session Xp
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3494
3497
>>3492
I do still want force powers
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3495
3496
>>3493
I ask if they have anything to improve my str.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3496
>>3495
Any magical items.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3497
3498
>>3494
Nothing that would be permanent, but they do have potions that can temporarily augment.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3498
3499
>>3497
Ill take a couple of those potions,what are the options in potions?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3499
3501
>>3498
Uhhhh, well for strength (the clerk looks at you ironically) there's Bull's Strength. For Dexterity there's Cat's Grace, Eagle's Splendor - Charisma, Fox's Cunning - Intelligence, Bear's Endurance covers Constitution and Owl's Wisdom is self explanatory. Every potion is associated with (and created by) a corresponding magical spell.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3500
... meaning, there are potions for personal protection, potions of invisibility, potions of cocaine (lul, speed), potions of,... oh here's a list:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Potions
Nothing over 750 gp from the list is available (but not at those prices)
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3501
3502
>>3499
Gimme two cats grace, two bulls strength, and a bless weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3502
3503
>>3501
Dun dun dun (lel)
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3503
3504
>>3502
So how are you tonight gm anon?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3504
3505
>>3503
Its been one for the record-books today and I appreciate you for asking. I did get to watch some MLP with some proper folks, so I can't complain.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3505
3506
>>3504
>Its been one for the record-books today
What
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3506
3507
>>3505
Artifice, politics, established and vested interests,...
Tl:dr Fuck Barry in his ass.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3507
3508
1506509584578.jpg
>>3506
Wanna talk about it anon?
>artifice
Make me some magic condoms
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3508
3509
1505875293112-3.png
>>3507
>vent
Nah, posting that meme was satisfaction enough. Douches will be douches, and surviving douches makes surviving douches a little easier. Besides, I've got a comfy place to reside in outside of,... stuff. ^_^
Have a Pinkie-spooder
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3509
3510
>>3508
Adorably creepy
>scp-4000
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3510
3511
2112-jumping-spider.jpg
claws_of_a_tarantula_by_melvynyeo-d63p45b.jpg
tumblr_m0fre7ou3A1r4nd19o1_500.jpg
>>3509
Spooders r a cute.
>derailing my own thread ~_~
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3511
3512
1501638381192.png
>>3510
>Fluffy/10
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3512
3513
>>3511
As long as it isn't
>black widow
>brown recluse
>brown widow
I'm completly fine with spiders
Ecspecially fluffy ones
Also GM
Can I use "I sexually idnntify as an attack helicopter" as a spell or would that be OP?

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3513
3514 3519
>>3512
I can think of a number of advantageous interpretations for that meme. Have at it.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3514
3515 3519
>>3513
Hey gm one of my goals is to get a wyvern as a mount.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3515
3516
>>3514
>Wyverns are rather stupid but always aggressive
It'd work
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3516
3517
>>3515
>not a criticism
Most want to ride dragons n shit, but said tend to be higher on the food chain.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3517
3518 3519
4a0.jpg
>>3516
>tfw too intelligent to ride a dragon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3518
>>3517
Lol, I'd quip but Thez is busy.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3519
3520 3524
tfw to intelligent to not be a cuck.png

>>3517
pic related
>>3513
>>3514
One of my goals is to get Flashy to finish our marriage ceremony.

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3520
>>3519
Wanna gimme a quick rundown on it?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3521
3522
It's exactly what it looks like.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3522
3523
>>3521
Yes, but how is he so smart?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3523
3526
pepe is smarter.png
>>3522
Memes.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3524
3525
>>3519
>OP suddenly feels embarrassed cuz pic related could metaphorically represent Thez.
I regret nothing.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3525
1506324429447-0.jpeg
>>3524
No judgement here op
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3526
3527
7a13151a5ceb746b46e33c3026502f46.jpg
>>3523
Why isnt our meme man like that?
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3527
3528
>>3526
He didn't study.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3528
3541 3542
1505605150933.jpeg
>>3527
Heh plebby meme man.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3541
3542 3544
Who_you_callin_Pinhead-.jpg
>>3528
Who you callin plebby?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3542
3543
>>3528
>>3541
Does anyone else appreciate the irony of this?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3543
>>3542
Appreciated.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3544
1506638805137.gif
>>3541
Infernuis calling you a plebster.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3545
3546
>Where did Thez find popcorn at this hour?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3546
3547
>>3545
Popcorn good, gib me dat.
YXEd6
?
No.3547
3549
[1d20 = 2]
>>3546
Greater than 1 has you sprawled out on the ground (non-lethal). "Nope!" ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3549
3551
1506557648791.png
>>3547
Reeee
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3551
3552
>>3549
<P-TONGGGGGG>
>anime-esque owned with a big lump on already lumpy head
>also prone
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3552
3553
1506556303108-1.png
>>3551
Why so mean to Infernuis?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3553
3554
>>3552
>tried to take popcorn
"If you had asked nicely, I'd have told you there's a small stand over at the Rusty Duck,...."
>munch, munch, munch
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3554
>>3553
I go and get a barrel of popcorn.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3555
3556 3557
>rape
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3556
1505100372058.jpg
>>3555
>w/ trips

Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3557
3558 3560
1417784__explicit_artist-colon-candelewd_oc_oc-colon-candlelight_oc only_anus_ass_blushing_bow_bulge_clothes_commission_crossdressing_cum dump_dock_fag.png
>>3555

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3558
>>3557
Are you lost?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3560
3561
>>3557
Cuz you're welcome to play. ^_^
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3561
3562
>>3560
Can i be a sissy crossdresser pony?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3562
3563
post-27460-0-38101100-1406071343.jpg
>>3561
IF you're not being facetious
>pic related
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3563
3565
>>3562
Ok my name is trap hooves.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3565
3566
>>3563
Masculine or feminine trap?
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3566
3567
>>3565
Feminine.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3567
3568
>>3566
>w/ dubs
Do you have a preferred character type? Simple examples, Fighter, Mage, Cleric, Rogue?
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3568
3569
>>3567
Barbarian.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3569
3572
>>3568
>feminine trap
>barbarian
Blaire?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3570
Sorry, there will be shitposting
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3572
3573
>>3569
Which blaire?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3573
3574
>>3572
Sorry, animal crossing reference.
Do you have a preferred race? (ex: elf, dwarf, etc.)
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3574
3575
>>3573
Can i be a earth pone?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3575
3576
>>3574
>And so it shall be
Trap Hooves
Barbarian
Feminine Benis
Earth Pone

Additions or corrections?
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3576
3577
>>3575
Is there a tight boipussy feat?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3577
3578
>>3576
What do you intend by boipussy feat? Is it a seduction/charm ability, an illusory meta-magic feat, or just a simple disguise played out?
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3578
3580
>>3577
Charm def.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3580
3581 3582
>>3578
K, so let me make sure I have a handle on this.

You want to play as a feminine trap, Barbarian/Earth-pony by culture and genetics, with a tight boi-pussy(charm) feat? Do you have a preferred weapon?
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3581
3584 3585
NO-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-28633391-1100-1000.png
>>3580
>Trap faggotry in my game
This meme needs to die, not be turned into a character
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3582
3583
>>3580
A club.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3583
3586 3587
>>3582
Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.
No spoilers!
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3584
3585 3586
>>3581
Say the word, and it's dead.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3585
3586
>>3581
>>3584
Don't be rude, we have a guest. It wouldn't do to be rude to our guest would it?
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3586
3589
angry_rainbow_dash_by_scotch208-d4icu7h.png
>>3583
>>3585
>entertaining this
>>3584
Purge the evil with fire!
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3587
3588
>>3583
Whats in the chest?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3588
3592
>>3587
The chest is empty, it appears a foot-locker of sorts.
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3589
3591 3594
>>3586
Wanna go a round big guy ;)

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3591
>>3589
Stop, you're in entirely different areas. Focus.
Anonymous
ejyDK
?
No.3592
3593 3599
>>3588
I go out the door.
YXEd6
?
No.3593
[1d20 = 5]
>>3592

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3594
j4q79ou5.png
>>3589

Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3595
3598 3599
Wait, we're not doing anything tonight, right? It's 1:00 AM, and I've got work tomorrow..
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3598
gerf_s3e01_lunahashadenoughofyourhorseapples.jpg
>>3595
We're stopping the proliferation of this godawful meme
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3599
3603 3638
>>3595
No, but you'll like this part.
>>3592
And you explode. Not only do you explode, but you also trigger a series of goldberg-machines involving acid, fire, ice, electricity, napalm, and weighted stones (pressure).
You are very dead. I don't know how you found yourself in this world, but there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap, Earth-pony, Barbarian, etc. etc. I appreciate that you have taken bait this far, but I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll.
If you would like to fashion a more plausible character,....
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3601
3603
Lenos gets a slight twinge.
"Fuck, someone set off my trap-trap. I was hoping to watch it go off in person," he wanders toward the bar again.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3602
3603 3605
>in the vein of that one /k/ thread
Internal memo. No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3603
151025111221-trump-thumbs-up-1021-full-169.jpg
>>3599
>there is no God or entity which would sponsor a Trap... I have no reason to conclude that you are ITT for any reason than to troll
Fucking thank you
>>3601
> trap-trap
Kek
>>3602
>No traps. I didn't think I had to write that down.
Amen
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3605
3606
1506594931145-0.png
>>3602
Traps are homosexual.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3606
3607 3608
>>3605
Well, at the moment traps are raining down in the form of giblets and blood spatter so traps (or this one in particular) can't be observed as anything other than giblets and blood spatter.
>Thez is eating sum giblets
"A bit gamy desu."
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3607
3608 3610
stare.jpg
>>3606
*Trumpaladin, to no one's surprise, is appalled by Thez's eating of the Trap particles*
"That's probably contaminated Thez. Do you want AIDs? Because that's how you get AIDs"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3608
3610
>>3606
>>3607
Roll for aids
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3609
I hope I didn't offend anyone (of consequence). I could've turned them into a pillar of salt at the beginning, but I wanted them to walk into it, and since Yak Lee pissed Lenos off (cuz he wasn't singed when they met) it made perfect sense that the next player to 'join' was going to end up a grease-spot. I didn't plan for a trap, but I did lay a trap, and a trap happened to have sprung the trap.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3610
3611 3612
>>3607
>>3608
Thez is a devil, immune to humanoid disease.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3611
3614
>>3610
Ok roll for demom aids
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3612
>>3610
Is she immune to the disease that inheres in Traps? Some things are too unclean even for snake succubi
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3614
3616
>>3611
"Okay bub, let me 'splain something to you. There is a wide difference between devils and demons. Demons are chaotic-evil, whereas devils are lawful evil. Ever notice that I don't attack anyone who doesn't in some way attack me first? Yeah, that's cuz devils have rules and dignity and propriety n shit (even if it goes against the 'normal' standard),...."
>is a sore spot for her
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3616
3617
>>3614
Meh.
Demons, devils its all the same to Infernuis.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3617
3618
>>3616
Okay, think of it this way; devils give you precisely what you asked for, while demons give you anything but.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3618
3619 3620
>>3617
Infernuis want some ass.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3619
3621
1500839695124.png
>>3618
But she's infected with Trap-AIDs now
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3620
eFD8fJBr.jpeg
>>3618
Done
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3621
>>3619
She say she ok.
YXEd6
?
No.3622
[2d20 = 12]
>like she's not there
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3623
3624
Infernius now has 2 lumps, and Trump has one
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3624
3625
>>3623
Wat
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3625
3626
>>3624
Surely you're familiar with the meme of a character whonking another character over the head, resulting in a peppered-looking mound on their head? That.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3626
3627
>>3625
Now who would wonk me over the head?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3627
3628
>>3626
Thez, for suggesting she has trap-Aids
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3628
3629 3630
1504588935973-0.png
>>3627
She really should get herself checked though
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3629
1506580474575.gif
>>3628
This tbh thez.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3630
3631
>>3628
"Your magnanimity is breath-taking," sarcasm drips rhythmically in the background.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3631
>>3630
Traps are filthy crratures.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3633
3635
Alright nerd-gasm incoming.
Thez is half Pit Fiend. Its a very long story, but her particular adventure sent her through the outer planes (starting in Limbo, and working her way through whatever portals, gates, and what-have-you. While traveling through Hell, she caught the attention of one of the 9 Principalities, who took an interest. That interest only grew when she didn't die no matter what varieties of adversary was placed in front of her, so said Principality opted to make her "Her's".
Her physiology was artificially reformed from her previous state into what the party sees now. She used to be a Half Grey Elf, Half Grey Dwarf hybrid; she is now a Grey Dwarf, Grey Elf, Pit Fiend trifecta, and the process drove her a little bit batshit. To the subject at hand however, Pit Fiends are immune to disease (even trap AIDS).
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3635
3637
>>3633
would i remember my backstory as a character?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3637
>>3635
To whatever degree you like. You can be entirely amnesic, or consciously aware
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3638
3639 3640
>>3599
That machine sounds like Pence's doing

Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3639
3641
pence appeared evasive when asked about the pride parade that was destroyed by a lightning storm.jpg
>>3638

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3640
1503270779851-1.jpg
>>3638

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3641
3651
Vandereim.png
>>3639
All about Vandereim.
+5/+7 Holy Avenging Bastard Sword of Mighty-Quick Cleaving Sharpness.
Regularly a +5 weapon, he gets an additional +2 vs infernals, as well has has the ability to detect them (tho can't differentiate varieties). Has the ability to quicken himself (Feather Fall) giving an additional attack per round, and any attack that slays an opponent gets an additional attack if in range (Mighty Cleaving), with no limit. Any successful 20 attack roll AT LEAST cuts a limb off the opponent (Sharpness - usually fatal in and of its self).
He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness but after several attacks will vomit liquor onto one's opponent.
His blade is geometrically flawless, except for the tip which is square rather than pointed (no stabby). He speaks with a thick scottish accent, is about 1000 years old (though he spent the last 300 being traded, stored, and changing hands), and rejects any wielder who is not of nobility. Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him, and in the hands of anyone but a paladin he is only a +2 weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3642
3653
As for the events of last night, rest assured that I was not - nor ever will - planning on condoning, accepting, or allowing any sort of faggotry ITT. In the moment I saw an opportunity to reduce whoever that was (Zald?) into mushy paste, and that was the first and last time it will get that far.
No faggots.
For character safety, the trap room has been permanently quarantined and sealed irrevocably.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3643
3644 3645
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>tfw you didn't get to chop him up
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3644
>>3643
Oh I'm sure there will be others, and next time I promise I'll do some holodeck shit so that everyone can brutally murder whomever until they leave.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3645
3646
>>3643
But since you're here now, let me tell you about some of the daggers you picked up.
Of the lot, the few you'll be most interested in is:
The Wicked blade +1 causes continual bleeding damage against its victim.
The Defender's dagger +2 can transfer attack bonus into AC bonus (I figure this will be the teeth-blade, but its up to you).
The last blade is so minimalist (its a wire-frame with a blade attached, rather than a standard hilt, grip, pommel, etc.) and the blade its self is semi-translucent. It is called the Shifter's blade, and it does increasing damage depending on how "of the material plane" its target is (the more outer-realm, the more damage).
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3646
3648
>>3645
How do attack bonuses work? Am I supposed to increase my dice number?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3647
3653
And then Torcuil's swag.
Staff of Transmutation isn't as useful as it sounds, and staves in general are non-rechargeable. Spells include:
Blink (character strobes in and out of ethereal plane)
Alter Self (change shape and size, think Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty)
Disintegrate
Spells are very limited, be advised.
Staff of Power:
Magic Missile (unlimited uses)
Continual Light (unlimited)
Levitate (u)
Lightning Bolt
Fireball
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Sphere of Invulnerability
>Don't break it, its bad
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3648
>>3646
You don't have to, I've got all the logistics mapped out on my end, its more to emphasize the quality of the weapon.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3650
The board indicates whether the bonus has been applied, so if you don't I will. Also note that attack bonuses do not increase the critical hit threshold meaning in order to crit w/ the +2 dagger you have to land a 22 total (until you stick it in the keen machine that is).
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3651
3652
>>3641
>Non-good aligned characters take damage if they attempt to wield him
I like this
>He's a damn drunk and can osmosis any alcohol he is nearby, and if he's drunk he loses his quickness
Good thing he's paired with a teetotaler
GM
4jxtO
?
No.3652
>>3651
His favorite past time is to start fights in seedy bars and absorb all the spilled drink. also testing proxy for anniversary
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3653
3654
>>3642
>No faggots
I love you
>>3647
>spells are limited
Does this mean I have to wait to use again, or am I just fucked when it runs out?
GM
4jxtO
?
No.3654
>>3653
And uno homo
The latter. It had 2 charges of polymorph for example, but u used those.
This doesn't detract from your normal magical abilities mind you, but yes the spells are finite and few. I could tell u how many, but that would spoil the fun

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3661
3667 3673
1506622141602-2.png
anyone here wanna play my cyoa game. we're about to start if anyone wants to join in.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3667
3672
Nurse_Redheart_thanks_Twilight_for_coming_S1E04.png
>>3661
Umm... It looks interesting, but I don't think I have the time to devote to one
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3672
>>3667
No worries.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3673
3685
>>3661
DO YOU HAVE MORE OF THOSE PICTURES?
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3685
3686 3687
>>3673
>not immediately reverse searching the pic on DB
>asking to be spoonfed, before searching yourself
It's good to be proactive...
Here's the DB pages you're looking for:
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Adawnmistpony+AND+rainbow+dash
And here's a DA link, that explains that these were for DawnMistPony's My Little Dashie visual novel, with a downloadable link to the game:
http://dawnmistpony.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Dashie-The-Visual-Novel-link-in-desc-515571250
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3686
>>3685
http://www.mediafire.com/file/suhxijswi4pu34b/My+Little+Dashie-1.0-win.zip
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3687
3689
>>3685
How do I reverse image search? I'm not sure my browser supports it
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3689
>>3687
The icon that looks like a camera next to the search bar on DB. It shouldn't matter what browser you have.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3808
3809
755511__safe_solo_derpy hooves_3d_source filmmaker_muffin_that pony sure does love muffins_gentlemen_artist-colon-epiclper.png
Threadly reminder that this Game (there's 2 games! we actually need to differentiate the threads more!)
>Hugs
Sorry this Game reconvenes this afternoon-PST/early evening-EST
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3809
3810
1506639545785.jpg
>>3808
Im here, waiting.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3810
3811 3812
>>3809
It'll be a few hours. I'm helping Lenos' faggot with some side-jobs starting in about a half hour.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3811
>>3810
Ill be here.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3812
3813 3828
>>3810
>the game: mlpol 6 month birthday edition
This better be good

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3813
196383__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_car_cigar_fear and loathing in las vegas_parody_smoking_sunglasses.png
>>3812

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3827
1503195684049-3.jpg

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3828
3829
>>3812
Oh ye of little faith
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3829
3830
716px-Iron_Will_glare_S02E19.png
>>3828

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3830
3831 3832
10.png
>>3829
"Don't you worry, tonight is gonna be exciting!"
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3831
3833
TksTwFF.png
>>3830
>weeaboo faggotry
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3832
3833
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>3830
"better be"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3833
3834
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>3832
>>3831

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3834
3835
>>3833
Thats just awesome
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3835
3836
135941__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_carrot_cute_dashabetes_feeding_filly_foal_human_my little dashie_nom_pegasus_pony.png
>>3834
all i did was recolor
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3836
3837 3838
>>3835
The bandolier and claymore? Potion thingy? Thats more than a recolor
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3837
3838
>>3836
thats what jordan peterson likes to call synchronicity.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3838
3839
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c612p1k.png
>>3837
>>3836
heres the oregano
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3839
3841
>>3838
I am doubly surprised then. W/e works though, I'm using plagiarized hentai-faces so,....
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3840
3847
>>3460
>>3462
...Where is my character?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3841
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>3839

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3842
3843 3845 3847 3849
Alright, getting everything situated, I'll be ready to go in about the next 20 minutes. Infernius is resplendent in his recolor, I suspect Tracy is lurking as usual, Trump I imagine to be in the vicinity, and Yak Lee, are you about this bitch?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3843
3844 3845 3846
1506713623944-3.jpg
>>3842
Yakem Is here
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3844
>>3843
?
Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3845
3846 3850
1506367501193-1.jpg
>>3842
>>3843
Ey boys
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3846
3848 3851
>>3843
Aren't u Infernius?
>>3845
I don't even know which one you are.
Anonymous
ixyzQ
?
No.3847
>>3842
Lurking, but as in >>3840 I could use some help catching up.

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3848
3850
>>3846
i was asking if he was here.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3849
>>3842
Uh, I'm here sort of
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3850
>>3848
K.
So Tracy, Infernius, Trump and.... that one >>3845

Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3851
3852
>>3846
Trap hooves
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3852
3853
>>3851
Wut? You again? I blew you up. You didn't seriously think I would permit a transsexual pony up in this house did you?
Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3853
3854
1506456071485.jpg
>>3852
I demand you revive me
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3854
3855
>>3853
Provide validation to the proposal of revival.
Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3855
3856 3857 3859 3860
1506126583713.jpg
>>3854
Im really yak lees player. And i was trolling you guys the whole time.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3856
3858
1499823709540-0.png
>>3855
I'm so surprised
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3857
>>3855
e_e
>_<
O\\_/o
>tapping fingers agitatedly
I'm not sure how to respond to that.
Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3858
3860
1530292__questionable_artist-colon-spooks_capper_rarity_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_anatomically correct_barbed_.png
>>3856
Common you were surprised..
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3859
1173651__safe_pinkie pie_ponified_dragon ball z_dragonball z abridged_bane_the dark knight rises_cooler.jpg
>>3855
>top cuck.