What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".
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>>3993
Thez looks over at the ants, then at Tracy, then back at Lenos.
"Baby steps with these ones," she says to Lenos.
"I'm gonna go wreck some shop!" she pleasantly mentions, before disappearing.
Also, a number of the ants appear to start exploding, resulting in an overall excitation of them (meaning they're angry now)
Thez looks over at the ants, then at Tracy, then back at Lenos.
"Baby steps with these ones," she says to Lenos.
"I'm gonna go wreck some shop!" she pleasantly mentions, before disappearing.
Also, a number of the ants appear to start exploding, resulting in an overall excitation of them (meaning they're angry now)
>>3995
Tracy (normally a 3' tall pony when in quadraped) is now a 5' pony respectively. She is ride-able, most combat ready,... and she could probably overpower Trump in her current form,....
Tracy (normally a 3' tall pony when in quadraped) is now a 5' pony respectively. She is ride-able, most combat ready,... and she could probably overpower Trump in her current form,....
>>3996
Lenos shrugs walks to the bar and grabs a tankard of ale almost as big as him and then walks out onto the balcany and lobs a fireball out into the ants before talking a long swig of hos ale
Lenos shrugs walks to the bar and grabs a tankard of ale almost as big as him and then walks out onto the balcany and lobs a fireball out into the ants before talking a long swig of hos ale
>Blip, blip, blip, blip, blip
One ant after another explodes,... but there are hundreds of them erratically dispersed over the clearing. Some of them have bits of hydra or giant gore, but they're mad.
One ant after another explodes,... but there are hundreds of them erratically dispersed over the clearing. Some of them have bits of hydra or giant gore, but they're mad.
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>>3998
Meanwhile, a fireball sails overhead toward the larger mass of ants, murdering several and leaving several mangled or on fire.
>>3998
Meanwhile, a fireball sails overhead toward the larger mass of ants, murdering several and leaving several mangled or on fire.
[1d20 = 3]
>>4000
Before she can take full advantage of the situation, several ants start thumping her with their faces, as well as attempting to restrain her.
>>4000
Before she can take full advantage of the situation, several ants start thumping her with their faces, as well as attempting to restrain her.
>>4004
>forgot I was in a combat scenario, and now I gotta multitask with the celebration thread
*hold knife in maw*
*buck whatever's behind me*
*blaze forward*
>forgot I was in a combat scenario, and now I gotta multitask with the celebration thread
*hold knife in maw*
*buck whatever's behind me*
*blaze forward*
>>4007
More then the zombies. More attempt to mass around you, but they don't attack. Instead, they thump you with their aentenna
More then the zombies. More attempt to mass around you, but they don't attack. Instead, they thump you with their aentenna
>>4010
In building. Thez dropped you off mid-way on the stairs, and the others are making their way into the building as we speak. I'm also 'engaged' in 'shenanigens' so no bully if delayed response. ^_^
Its not at all what I was planning, but its what is happening. The raid has begun
In building. Thez dropped you off mid-way on the stairs, and the others are making their way into the building as we speak. I'm also 'engaged' in 'shenanigens' so no bully if delayed response. ^_^
Its not at all what I was planning, but its what is happening. The raid has begun
>>4015
U spit da hot fiah
Also, I will point out that while the ants are an immediate threat, with my next post I'm going to introduce 2 new threats.
It will be most complicated from here on, entirely and explicitly combat-oriented, and I plan that several people will die. I'm disappointed that no one has as yet, and I intend to rectify that.
U spit da hot fiah
Also, I will point out that while the ants are an immediate threat, with my next post I'm going to introduce 2 new threats.
It will be most complicated from here on, entirely and explicitly combat-oriented, and I plan that several people will die. I'm disappointed that no one has as yet, and I intend to rectify that.
>>4019
Flibbiting (thats the best onomatopeia I can come up with for a claymore passing through 2, then a third ant)
Success. Three ants lay at your feet in disassembled parts.
Flibbiting (thats the best onomatopeia I can come up with for a claymore passing through 2, then a third ant)
Success. Three ants lay at your feet in disassembled parts.
>>4030
They're more troublesome than you initially expected, and you've taken several grazing wounds (I'm speeding up the pace a bit).
They work in tandem, and some seem extensions of the others, given how the operate.
>>4029
I misinterpreted, I apologize. Unfortunately "Spit hot fire" is burning hands (ish), which is not a terribly effective spell. One ant lies dead.
>>4028
Not yet.
Thez however has been waiting for a moment like this. Before teleporting away, she deposits a red string on Tracy (the foremost ally) and runs it out (she appears to be flying, but not quite).
Upon that string getting taut, she situates herself (still above the ants, just out of range).
"You guys should probably cover your ears for the next part,... you might die." She cheerfully offers before pulling a strange navy-colored stone from,... wherever she keeps things.
They're more troublesome than you initially expected, and you've taken several grazing wounds (I'm speeding up the pace a bit).
They work in tandem, and some seem extensions of the others, given how the operate.
>>4029
I misinterpreted, I apologize. Unfortunately "Spit hot fire" is burning hands (ish), which is not a terribly effective spell. One ant lies dead.
>>4028
Not yet.
Thez however has been waiting for a moment like this. Before teleporting away, she deposits a red string on Tracy (the foremost ally) and runs it out (she appears to be flying, but not quite).
Upon that string getting taut, she situates herself (still above the ants, just out of range).
"You guys should probably cover your ears for the next part,... you might die." She cheerfully offers before pulling a strange navy-colored stone from,... wherever she keeps things.
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As SHE says this, Trorcuil spews forth an inordinate gout of flame, not dissimilar to Lenos smiting the rats.
Results indicate how many ants die.
As SHE says this, Trorcuil spews forth an inordinate gout of flame, not dissimilar to Lenos smiting the rats.
Results indicate how many ants die.
The mass of ants is daunted by the fire, and indeed reels back and makes space, though they remain just outside the threatening range and seem all-too keen to attack.
Thez meanwhile comes careening in from the sky, spiralling with purplish/blackish flaming magic. The ant she lands on is,... well "there was an ant"?
Thez meanwhile comes careening in from the sky, spiralling with purplish/blackish flaming magic. The ant she lands on is,... well "there was an ant"?
[2d20 = 16]
*slash at any ants in front of me with may knife*
*Shake off ants and blaze forward at full speed*
*slash at any ants in front of me with may knife*
*Shake off ants and blaze forward at full speed*
>>4034
Your strike glances off the head of the most advancing ant, not scoring a significant blow, but disrupting its balance.
Thez looks at Trump
"Are you gonna say that one word you said that one time? I mean, we can fight them off through attrition, and I could smite them with the quick (though everyone would be mad if I did), but you also have one of the axiomatic words, you spoke it that one time. It is the word John Elway spoke unto you."
Your strike glances off the head of the most advancing ant, not scoring a significant blow, but disrupting its balance.
Thez looks at Trump
"Are you gonna say that one word you said that one time? I mean, we can fight them off through attrition, and I could smite them with the quick (though everyone would be mad if I did), but you also have one of the axiomatic words, you spoke it that one time. It is the word John Elway spoke unto you."
>>4039
Summoned as if from distant lands, Trump instantly comes into view and on center stage, eyes lighted as he let's forth a cosmic howl of "FOOTBALL" and filled with a powerful energy scarcely seen before
Summoned as if from distant lands, Trump instantly comes into view and on center stage, eyes lighted as he let's forth a cosmic howl of "FOOTBALL" and filled with a powerful energy scarcely seen before
>>4042
Not knowing what the hell is going on, but knowing with certainty greater than of his own existence that Football goes great with everything, Trumpaladin casts OFFENSE on Tracy
Not knowing what the hell is going on, but knowing with certainty greater than of his own existence that Football goes great with everything, Trumpaladin casts OFFENSE on Tracy
>>4038
Tracy continues to flash and flurry with her deadly kitchenware. Thez proceeds to mangle ants from a number of angles. Infernius hasn't said much, so I'm assuming he's idle? Yak Lee,....
Yak Lee, why would you do this? Did you think I was kidding when I encouraged you to participate? I won't allow trap-faggotry ITT, but any character who wants to BE a trap (and not describe HOW they're a trap) I'll allow. I don't care the character proclivities, but I DO want there to be A. and increasing number of participants and B. that the participants enjoy themselves enough to come back. If I can help you/others to feel more welcome, I will do what I can. If you wish to subtly and discretely troll others in the party, BY ALL MEANS. Just please, leave out the unnecessary descriptives of the faggotry. There have been several graphic events which I've neglected to illustrate.
If you wish to play, and play sincerely, I leave an open invitation.
Tracy continues to flash and flurry with her deadly kitchenware. Thez proceeds to mangle ants from a number of angles. Infernius hasn't said much, so I'm assuming he's idle? Yak Lee,....
Yak Lee, why would you do this? Did you think I was kidding when I encouraged you to participate? I won't allow trap-faggotry ITT, but any character who wants to BE a trap (and not describe HOW they're a trap) I'll allow. I don't care the character proclivities, but I DO want there to be A. and increasing number of participants and B. that the participants enjoy themselves enough to come back. If I can help you/others to feel more welcome, I will do what I can. If you wish to subtly and discretely troll others in the party, BY ALL MEANS. Just please, leave out the unnecessary descriptives of the faggotry. There have been several graphic events which I've neglected to illustrate.
If you wish to play, and play sincerely, I leave an open invitation.
>>4041
And so, as Trump descends on the foremost mass of ants, he does decry/command the word of Football, which IS the Holy Word (lit, there's a spell) and which renders woe and strife upon the ants. Not all of them of course, but enough that they're not aggressing on the building anymore.
And so, as Trump descends on the foremost mass of ants, he does decry/command the word of Football, which IS the Holy Word (lit, there's a spell) and which renders woe and strife upon the ants. Not all of them of course, but enough that they're not aggressing on the building anymore.
>>4045
With a magnificent shockwave extending out from him, several rows of ants fall like stricken dominoes.
Brandishing Vandereim in his hand and his tower shield in the other, Trump begins to feel a sense that there is a purpose behind all this, even if he doesn't particularly grasp it at the moment.
>>4046
Again Trump's commanding voice, this time more resolved and resolute, utters the phrase of "FOOTBALL!" unto the ants, shockwaves of which are blown apart/aside by the sheer awesome.
With a magnificent shockwave extending out from him, several rows of ants fall like stricken dominoes.
Brandishing Vandereim in his hand and his tower shield in the other, Trump begins to feel a sense that there is a purpose behind all this, even if he doesn't particularly grasp it at the moment.
>>4046
Again Trump's commanding voice, this time more resolved and resolute, utters the phrase of "FOOTBALL!" unto the ants, shockwaves of which are blown apart/aside by the sheer awesome.
>>4047
Trumpaladin calls upon, in spirit form, the 1997 Denver Broncos. You know, that year they won the Superbowl. They trample upon the ants like so many blades of grass in Qualcomm Stadium, and with the frenzied pace of a team ready to win. John Elway himself leads the pack, carrying the ball and charging towards the ants. Meanwhile, Trump Jumps up in imitation of Elway's famous "Helicopter" move, a move great for simultaneously taking out two opposing quarterbacks, disposing of Leftists, or in this case, slicing ants with Vanderiem's fury, drunken off cheap American beer between commercial breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_vOHy_uoQA
Trumpaladin calls upon, in spirit form, the 1997 Denver Broncos. You know, that year they won the Superbowl. They trample upon the ants like so many blades of grass in Qualcomm Stadium, and with the frenzied pace of a team ready to win. John Elway himself leads the pack, carrying the ball and charging towards the ants. Meanwhile, Trump Jumps up in imitation of Elway's famous "Helicopter" move, a move great for simultaneously taking out two opposing quarterbacks, disposing of Leftists, or in this case, slicing ants with Vanderiem's fury, drunken off cheap American beer between commercial breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_vOHy_uoQA
[1d20 = 18]
>Is still mashing and slashing these fucking bugs, getting angrier and angrier by the second
"I.. Hate... These... BUGS!!"
I still don't know where I am.
>Is still mashing and slashing these fucking bugs, getting angrier and angrier by the second
"I.. Hate... These... BUGS!!"
I still don't know where I am.
With wave upon wave of FOOTBALL, the ants are blown back in rows. They appear to have lost their will to fight, and indeed a potato (retard) makes its way to the forefront, at the goading of the ants.
"Gweetings Hewowes!" he durps at you
"Gweetings Hewowes!" he durps at you
The potato gesures toward the diminshed pile of gore (meanwhile, there is an ant behind him displaying the exact characteristics and motions, almost though synchronized)
You have done a great gesture to (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"
"We will make great use of your donation and contribution, such that it will benefit (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"
You have done a great gesture to (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"
"We will make great use of your donation and contribution, such that it will benefit (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"
>tfw all the other players can do magic n' shit
>tfw mudpony
What abilities does my class even have, at this level? Is there an optimal attack for multiple enemies?
>tfw mudpony
What abilities does my class even have, at this level? Is there an optimal attack for multiple enemies?
>>4054
Just stab or stop or kick or whatever
why haven't you invoked voodoo or gypsy magic yet. You know what, maybe it's best you not try that
Just stab or stop or kick or whatever
why haven't you invoked voodoo or gypsy magic yet. You know what, maybe it's best you not try that
>>4056
I was hoping to employ some Ghost Rider tropes (considering her memes, but I never got the chance to carve a Mr. Bones mask
I was hoping to employ some Ghost Rider tropes (considering her memes, but I never got the chance to carve a Mr. Bones mask
>>4054
Well, u can stealth to the point of being undetectable, from which you can essentially kill anything (backstab). Also you can climb, tumble, and maneuver well above anyone else.
Ants are tasty btw.
"I am He. This is just a name given to me by (sighs) The Hive. We apologize for encroaching on your shiny glassy thingy in the ground. We have long been curious about your shiny glassy thingy in the ground, and welcome you to (sigh) The Hive, to peacefully and not-further murderously explore the importance of your appearance to (sigh) The Hive.
Well, u can stealth to the point of being undetectable, from which you can essentially kill anything (backstab). Also you can climb, tumble, and maneuver well above anyone else.
Ants are tasty btw.
"I am He. This is just a name given to me by (sighs) The Hive. We apologize for encroaching on your shiny glassy thingy in the ground. We have long been curious about your shiny glassy thingy in the ground, and welcome you to (sigh) The Hive, to peacefully and not-further murderously explore the importance of your appearance to (sigh) The Hive.
>>4058
Do I have to roll for stealth, or announce it? What if I want to move around characters, while using it?
>*growls angrily*
Do I have to roll for stealth, or announce it? What if I want to move around characters, while using it?
>*growls angrily*
>>4057
That's an awesome set of memes to pull from! Also, what sort of Cage are you going for? At its best is Lord of War, which is pretty reasonable and not bad by any means. But then there's Vampire's Kiss, which is... well. It's Nicholas Cage at his Cagiest
You should definitely sneak around eating ants, so long as they are talking to us
That's an awesome set of memes to pull from! Also, what sort of Cage are you going for? At its best is Lord of War, which is pretty reasonable and not bad by any means. But then there's Vampire's Kiss, which is... well. It's Nicholas Cage at his Cagiest
You should definitely sneak around eating ants, so long as they are talking to us
>>4058
>Tracy has stealth
My character already can't see Tracy half the time, just because of the height differences
>Tracy has stealth
My character already can't see Tracy half the time, just because of the height differences
>>4060
>tfw you haven't seen any Nicholas Cage movies in years, and you can't remember the tropes
*Vanishes like a fucking ghost*
>tfw you haven't seen any Nicholas Cage movies in years, and you can't remember the tropes
*Vanishes like a fucking ghost*
>>4059
Just announcing it is usually enough, except in combat.
>>4062
Yes, though they have stopped attacking. They don't seem to mind that you're still killing them.
The potato notated as He continues:
"We of (sigh) The Hive, wish to bid you welcome to Our land. We wish to celebrate your contribution to (sigh) The Hive, at a time of your convenience, at the base of (sigh) The Hive!" And with that, he and his ants depart, leaving a clear trail to be followed if/when the party wishes to pursue that avenue.
Threat is eliminated.
Just announcing it is usually enough, except in combat.
>>4062
Yes, though they have stopped attacking. They don't seem to mind that you're still killing them.
The potato notated as He continues:
"We of (sigh) The Hive, wish to bid you welcome to Our land. We wish to celebrate your contribution to (sigh) The Hive, at a time of your convenience, at the base of (sigh) The Hive!" And with that, he and his ants depart, leaving a clear trail to be followed if/when the party wishes to pursue that avenue.
Threat is eliminated.
>>4075
If you mean venturing to the Hive, then the path is clearly marked. Beyond that, the zombies and giant gore is removed leaving a clear plain with a trio of curious craters in the ground. Also, its a shame Yak Lee wasn't being honest about his intention to play legitimately, cuz otherwise this would be far more combative than what you see.
Its complicated, but he was an integral part of putting the party into more shit
SO since things have changed, I'll assume Tracy has keened her blades again, and likewise Infernius who would have at some point wandered that way (it takes Tracy a few minutes to sharpen the whole bandolier, so the noise at least would draw attention) so I will conclude that Infernius' sword is now keen too.
Trump's sword cannot be keen, cuz its awesomer then keen already.
If you mean venturing to the Hive, then the path is clearly marked. Beyond that, the zombies and giant gore is removed leaving a clear plain with a trio of curious craters in the ground. Also, its a shame Yak Lee wasn't being honest about his intention to play legitimately, cuz otherwise this would be far more combative than what you see.
Its complicated, but he was an integral part of putting the party into more shit
SO since things have changed, I'll assume Tracy has keened her blades again, and likewise Infernius who would have at some point wandered that way (it takes Tracy a few minutes to sharpen the whole bandolier, so the noise at least would draw attention) so I will conclude that Infernius' sword is now keen too.
Trump's sword cannot be keen, cuz its awesomer then keen already.
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>>4077
Careful, not sure who's hair you're eating but eating Thez's could have unintended consequences,... you have a baby to look after,....
Careful, not sure who's hair you're eating but eating Thez's could have unintended consequences,... you have a baby to look after,....
So with the departure of the ants, Thez wanders around the field.
"At least they cleaned up the place. I hope no one minds if I do a thing,...." she says while walking a very deliberate circle. She begins to sing.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
As she begins to sing, various runes and images begin to slowly float up from the ground, and a number of lights begin to play themselves over the clearing.
"Sorry, I've been waiting to do this for a minute."
As she is describing this, Lenos is analyzing the the computer, determining that the ship has to be removed from the ground in order to go anywhere, least of which being space.
"At least they cleaned up the place. I hope no one minds if I do a thing,...." she says while walking a very deliberate circle. She begins to sing.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
As she begins to sing, various runes and images begin to slowly float up from the ground, and a number of lights begin to play themselves over the clearing.
"Sorry, I've been waiting to do this for a minute."
As she is describing this, Lenos is analyzing the the computer, determining that the ship has to be removed from the ground in order to go anywhere, least of which being space.
>>4083
(sigh) The Hive. Its not required, but it it does stand between the group and space, as well as a few other considerations.
(sigh) The Hive. Its not required, but it it does stand between the group and space, as well as a few other considerations.
>>4087
Its an un-sanctification routine, the affected area now grants protections from both good and chaos.
Its an un-sanctification routine, the affected area now grants protections from both good and chaos.
>>4088
"I hope you enjoyed that!" she seems particularly interested in her performance.
"It seemed particularly fitting given what's going in in faggot-world," Thez seems weirdly prescient about what is going on 'in the real world'.
"I hope you enjoyed that!" she seems particularly interested in her performance.
"It seemed particularly fitting given what's going in in faggot-world," Thez seems weirdly prescient about what is going on 'in the real world'.
"Oh dear,...."
>rape, maybe not rape, but too abrupt for any "yes's" or "no's"
>rape, maybe not rape, but too abrupt for any "yes's" or "no's"
Throughout this all, there is an entity (or entities?) that have/are smiling, and indeed laughing uproariously. The proceeds of this party have NOT gone unnoticed, and there are some who wait on updates like it is a breath of air. Its not what your're probably thinking.
>>4093
Thez and Infernius are already long (for a moment) gone. Don't worry, they'll be back in a second, and Infernius won't be sure what just happened.
>imagine sky-diving, free-fall sex
>>4093
Thez and Infernius are already long (for a moment) gone. Don't worry, they'll be back in a second, and Infernius won't be sure what just happened.
>imagine sky-diving, free-fall sex
So Infernius finds himsef deposited on the ground in an abrupt manner, Thez however immediately whooofs away again. He is spent, but any injuries he incurred have been melted away. Additionally, there is a spring to his step that belies a certain degree of gratification.
>>4097
Its best, he's still processing. It was,.... weird? Bad/good? He doesn't know, though he is more gratified than before.
>sorry, she likes him, esp in his Braveheart recolor.
Its best, he's still processing. It was,.... weird? Bad/good? He doesn't know, though he is more gratified than before.
>sorry, she likes him, esp in his Braveheart recolor.
Alright, I have to apologize (again) for the metre of this particular session.
To begin, I hadn't anticipated Lee (and his associated (maybe literal?) faggot) being disingenuous, and so I hinged a bit of developing plotline on his character cuz I thought "Monks are easy to get/keep going". Big mistake. At the same time, the raid I was trying very hard to make seem
nothing' (cuz as I predicted, there have been cross-board voyeurs) kicked off entirelly before I was ready. I am glad that we weren't still in a fight at the conclusion.
Also, no worries about the ant-corpses, an ant is like a hair for the queen; crunch 'em all you want, she'll make more.
To begin, I hadn't anticipated Lee (and his associated (maybe literal?) faggot) being disingenuous, and so I hinged a bit of developing plotline on his character cuz I thought "Monks are easy to get/keep going". Big mistake. At the same time, the raid I was trying very hard to make seem
nothing' (cuz as I predicted, there have been cross-board voyeurs) kicked off entirelly before I was ready. I am glad that we weren't still in a fight at the conclusion.
Also, no worries about the ant-corpses, an ant is like a hair for the queen; crunch 'em all you want, she'll make more.
And to that end, Thez's faggot (GM) is also running on empty. Tracy seems non-responsive, as is likely Torcuil and Trump (tho has suspicions on that one).
Well, I guess its time to adjourn for the night. Given the shenanigens wrt the 6/mo, I can't say when next we'll convene (prolly sat, but who knows?).
Tidbit for next time though. Every opponent that the party has met can be EASILY defeated by one method, or ridiculously DIFFICULTLY defeated by others.
Well, I guess its time to adjourn for the night. Given the shenanigens wrt the 6/mo, I can't say when next we'll convene (prolly sat, but who knows?).
Tidbit for next time though. Every opponent that the party has met can be EASILY defeated by one method, or ridiculously DIFFICULTLY defeated by others.
>fell asleep
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Alright, finishing off this thread.
It is now apparent that (sigh) the Hive is built entirely around, and even to a small degree (in the lower chambers) IN the glassy building that looks like a pyramid but is in fact much bigger. Said ants, who at first seemed hostile seemed quite gracious and welcoming, after the party squished a couple of them that is, and have left an open invitation for the party to visit them. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is just outside the clearing to the west.
Infernius struggles to grasp the contents of "Babby's First Mindfuck". At the moment, all he can do is wiggle objects right in front of him with his mind,... but he CAN wigglesmall objects in front of him with his mind.
Thez has always wanted to try free-fall sex, so she's skipping around whistling, while Lenos analyzes the computer (with Torcuil looking over his shoulder).
Tracy is still the size of a full-size horse, and probably trying to corner Trump, but I'm paraphrasing. Trump on the other hand is getting an info-dump from Vandereim in the Football shrine.
It is now apparent that (sigh) the Hive is built entirely around, and even to a small degree (in the lower chambers) IN the glassy building that looks like a pyramid but is in fact much bigger. Said ants, who at first seemed hostile seemed quite gracious and welcoming, after the party squished a couple of them that is, and have left an open invitation for the party to visit them. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is just outside the clearing to the west.
Infernius struggles to grasp the contents of "Babby's First Mindfuck". At the moment, all he can do is wiggle objects right in front of him with his mind,... but he CAN wigglesmall objects in front of him with his mind.
Thez has always wanted to try free-fall sex, so she's skipping around whistling, while Lenos analyzes the computer (with Torcuil looking over his shoulder).
Tracy is still the size of a full-size horse, and probably trying to corner Trump, but I'm paraphrasing. Trump on the other hand is getting an info-dump from Vandereim in the Football shrine.
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Damn it! I wrote a very long response in the rabbit but lost it all with out sending it
>>4107
Yeah, there were several moments when rabbit durped on me. I had a playlist going and then suddenly I was listening to some asshole vlogging. It was weird.
Yeah, there were several moments when rabbit durped on me. I had a playlist going and then suddenly I was listening to some asshole vlogging. It was weird.
In the midst of all the idle goings on,Thez walks up and looks at what Infernius is doing.
"Have you ever been ridden before?" she asks, eye-balling his nose-ring. She ponders for a moment and then wanders off. not an immediate question, just setting up something
"Have you ever been ridden before?" she asks, eye-balling his nose-ring. She ponders for a moment and then wanders off. not an immediate question, just setting up something
[1d20 = 13]
>>4111
Thez jumps up and grabs the ring, flipping herself so she's now seated on his shoulders.
"Giddy up horsie!" she says, pulling on the ring.
You are now engaged in a grapple of sorts. You need to roll an 18 or better to break her hold, and she's riding you around for the duration. Each failed die roll means another round of riding (6 seconds).
https://youtu.be/yPxJnvSZrU0
>>4111
Thez jumps up and grabs the ring, flipping herself so she's now seated on his shoulders.
"Giddy up horsie!" she says, pulling on the ring.
You are now engaged in a grapple of sorts. You need to roll an 18 or better to break her hold, and she's riding you around for the duration. Each failed die roll means another round of riding (6 seconds).
https://youtu.be/yPxJnvSZrU0
>*nudges*
>>4117
>ka-whumps as she's removed from his shoulder.
"Awww, I only made it 12 seconds, he'll beat that for suire," she kicks a rock.
>ka-whumps as she's removed from his shoulder.
"Awww, I only made it 12 seconds, he'll beat that for suire," she kicks a rock.
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>>4121
"Hee hee, I was trying to see how long I could hold on for. You did WAY better than I expected!" ^_^
"Hee hee, I was trying to see how long I could hold on for. You did WAY better than I expected!" ^_^
I'm invisible.
>Thez teleports in, next to the bar, long enough to grab a drink
"Sunbathing! Wanna go too?"
"Sunbathing! Wanna go too?"
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>>4138
Thez doesn't wear anything, its just assorted gold and jewels, literally glued to her body, so much so that she looks clothed.
"K!" I've been wanting to pull this one for a while now.
So she grabs you by the arm, and you both teleport.
"You'll find the sun is much stronger from,...." and her voice trails off, because she teleported you both to 3500 feet, but forgot that Infernius cannot air-walk. After just over 6 seconds, you splat against the roof of the pyramid.
Thez doesn't wear anything, its just assorted gold and jewels, literally glued to her body, so much so that she looks clothed.
"K!" I've been wanting to pull this one for a while now.
So she grabs you by the arm, and you both teleport.
"You'll find the sun is much stronger from,...." and her voice trails off, because she teleported you both to 3500 feet, but forgot that Infernius cannot air-walk. After just over 6 seconds, you splat against the roof of the pyramid.
>>4139
30 seconds later, Thez appears at Infernius' remains, holding what appears to be a random gnarled stick. She pokes him with the stick, and - just as painful as the first time - his body recontitutes its self (though the blood splotch remains).
She giggles. "Sorry, I should'a asked if you would be okay first. Maybe you'll be safer on the ground," she winks, before teleporting back up to elevation.
30 seconds later, Thez appears at Infernius' remains, holding what appears to be a random gnarled stick. She pokes him with the stick, and - just as painful as the first time - his body recontitutes its self (though the blood splotch remains).
She giggles. "Sorry, I should'a asked if you would be okay first. Maybe you'll be safer on the ground," she winks, before teleporting back up to elevation.
>>4142
You have no idea how long I've been looking forward to doing that to someone, one of the perks to having a character thats a little thick (Thez, that is).
You have no idea how long I've been looking forward to doing that to someone, one of the perks to having a character thats a little thick (Thez, that is).
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>>4149
A machine catches your eye, as it has been recently used. On the side it says "Keen Machine", with an arrow on the top with a smiley face labelled "Put stabby in here".
A machine catches your eye, as it has been recently used. On the side it says "Keen Machine", with an arrow on the top with a smiley face labelled "Put stabby in here".
>>4151
As long as you don't attack anyone, or interact with anything that could be noticed (grass, for example), you're still in stealth. Fuck, you're right, where are the stables. There they are.
As long as you don't attack anyone, or interact with anything that could be noticed (grass, for example), you're still in stealth. Fuck, you're right, where are the stables. There they are.
>>4150
i try to remember any dreams i had, after recovering from trauma it helps calm infernuis down.
i try to remember any dreams i had, after recovering from trauma it helps calm infernuis down.
>>4153
Actually, while you were dead you had a remarkable dream of standing beside the Fuhrer in front of over a million troops, all lockstep and pristine regimented unity. Banners waved in the breeze as all cheered in percussive unison.
Actually, while you were dead you had a remarkable dream of standing beside the Fuhrer in front of over a million troops, all lockstep and pristine regimented unity. Banners waved in the breeze as all cheered in percussive unison.
What if I want to do things while in stealth? Any limitations to what I can do, or what needs to be announced?
>>4155
Well, the moment you act against someone else, you automatically un-stealth, unless they're asleep or you can immediately kill/incapacitate/overpower them.
At the moment, you are still 5'-6' tall though.
Well, the moment you act against someone else, you automatically un-stealth, unless they're asleep or you can immediately kill/incapacitate/overpower them.
At the moment, you are still 5'-6' tall though.
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*Has re-keened knives*
*silent footsteps*
>>4132
Now Trump has spent quite a few moments inside his head. Or perhaps he has been walking around the building while time has been frozen. Maybe it was another dimension?
Whatever the case, at some point Vandereim decided to interject, and when he did so, the world stopped and became rather monochrome. Trump is free to do whatever he likes in this frozen time-ness, except all objects are fixed in stasis and cannot be moved.
During this time Vandereim talks a little bit of shit, but mostly describes about how his last master - one Ga'Ren Stavenglen, a Paladin and elven prince - was the leader of the FIRST group to play the Game. It was that group that first created the pyramid/crystal tower, and they did so intending to defeat the Game. The Game is tied to a particular magical beast, known to some as the Terrasque. During this time, the party consisted of a whole troupe of adventurers, who had their designs on terminating the Terrasque who had plagued ALL the realms since time immemorial. They developed a very calculating plan and set their plan into motion. That plan hinged on a rather new member of the party, a surly grey-skinned, red-haired elf/dwarf named Gilana. Gilana possessed an item that allowed her to create a temporal rift in time that allowed the party to heal, recuperate, and prepare to continue the fight. Upon reaching the Terrasque, several things happened. For one, there was a tremendous explosion, and everyone was separated. Additionally, Vandereim's owner (being the noble and stout fellow he was ~;_~) was at the forefront of the fight, and when Gilana's magic never occurred, he was immediately and unceremoniously ripped into many pieces. The party its self was presumably killed or fled (probably kill) and the Terrasque continued on unmolested.
What was once the most magnificent assemblage of adventurers ever was reduced in moments to grease-spots, blood spatter, and slowly digesting tissue.
The kicker is that this 'Thez' that everyone refers to is the same Gilana from 300 years ago, and she seems younger now, and worlds more dangerous, then she was then.
Now Trump has spent quite a few moments inside his head. Or perhaps he has been walking around the building while time has been frozen. Maybe it was another dimension?
Whatever the case, at some point Vandereim decided to interject, and when he did so, the world stopped and became rather monochrome. Trump is free to do whatever he likes in this frozen time-ness, except all objects are fixed in stasis and cannot be moved.
During this time Vandereim talks a little bit of shit, but mostly describes about how his last master - one Ga'Ren Stavenglen, a Paladin and elven prince - was the leader of the FIRST group to play the Game. It was that group that first created the pyramid/crystal tower, and they did so intending to defeat the Game. The Game is tied to a particular magical beast, known to some as the Terrasque. During this time, the party consisted of a whole troupe of adventurers, who had their designs on terminating the Terrasque who had plagued ALL the realms since time immemorial. They developed a very calculating plan and set their plan into motion. That plan hinged on a rather new member of the party, a surly grey-skinned, red-haired elf/dwarf named Gilana. Gilana possessed an item that allowed her to create a temporal rift in time that allowed the party to heal, recuperate, and prepare to continue the fight. Upon reaching the Terrasque, several things happened. For one, there was a tremendous explosion, and everyone was separated. Additionally, Vandereim's owner (being the noble and stout fellow he was ~;_~) was at the forefront of the fight, and when Gilana's magic never occurred, he was immediately and unceremoniously ripped into many pieces. The party its self was presumably killed or fled (probably kill) and the Terrasque continued on unmolested.
What was once the most magnificent assemblage of adventurers ever was reduced in moments to grease-spots, blood spatter, and slowly digesting tissue.
The kicker is that this 'Thez' that everyone refers to is the same Gilana from 300 years ago, and she seems younger now, and worlds more dangerous, then she was then.
>>4163
A white and copper clydesdale, a medium-sized white mare with silver, and another salt and pepper mare which Trump acquired when Infernius jacked the white and copper one.
A white and copper clydesdale, a medium-sized white mare with silver, and another salt and pepper mare which Trump acquired when Infernius jacked the white and copper one.
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The salt and pepper mare has wrappings over his face.
>>4161
Trump takes immense interest in this story. He asks Vanderiem, "how do we make this Terrasque leave us and all realms alone? Need we kill it? If so, how do we do so?"
>>4164
Wrong. Trump's horse is Inferius's Copper maned mare, which he takes from Inferius after Inferius finds the mare is too small for him
Trump takes immense interest in this story. He asks Vanderiem, "how do we make this Terrasque leave us and all realms alone? Need we kill it? If so, how do we do so?"
>>4164
Wrong. Trump's horse is Inferius's Copper maned mare, which he takes from Inferius after Inferius finds the mare is too small for him
>>4169
Sorry,....
>>4170
The Terrasque is tied to the Game. In the sense that the outer reaches of space are the "exterior border" of the Game, the heart of the Terrasque is the "interior border". Destroying the heart has been fabled as the only way to escape this realm. As far as how to kill it, thats difficult to say. The beast has an insane amount of vitality (it has more hit points than a castle), it regenerates constantly, its immune to most direct magic, and while it is larger than any dragon its also many times more agile. Its unintelligent, entirely feral, and always hungry.
But the general plan is(was) to kill it.
Sorry,....
>>4170
The Terrasque is tied to the Game. In the sense that the outer reaches of space are the "exterior border" of the Game, the heart of the Terrasque is the "interior border". Destroying the heart has been fabled as the only way to escape this realm. As far as how to kill it, thats difficult to say. The beast has an insane amount of vitality (it has more hit points than a castle), it regenerates constantly, its immune to most direct magic, and while it is larger than any dragon its also many times more agile. Its unintelligent, entirely feral, and always hungry.
But the general plan is(was) to kill it.
>>4173
Yes, I just reviewed, again, and detected the part where you and Infernius switched cuz the copper mare didn't care for the huge. I originally described the salt-pepper as a mare, but it was intended to be a ninja-stallion. I apologize for any inaccuracy in reporting.
Yes, I just reviewed, again, and detected the part where you and Infernius switched cuz the copper mare didn't care for the huge. I originally described the salt-pepper as a mare, but it was intended to be a ninja-stallion. I apologize for any inaccuracy in reporting.
>>4176
It IS a ninja hoers, but no one knows that yet. So far its a stallion with wrappings over its face.
It IS a ninja hoers, but no one knows that yet. So far its a stallion with wrappings over its face.
>doesn't miss Tea time unless crisis
[1d20 = 9]
It's already pretty fucking clear what I'm about to do, so I'm going to stop pretending. No originality here.
*approaches stables in stealth until door is reached*
Roll for detection
It's already pretty fucking clear what I'm about to do, so I'm going to stop pretending. No originality here.
*approaches stables in stealth until door is reached*
Roll for detection
I know thread is over bump-limit, but I'm just rolling with it for the moment. I can bake more if preferred.
>>4189
My bad, there appears no activity in or around the stables (its not like the party has stable-hands running around), and the horses are calm.
My bad, there appears no activity in or around the stables (its not like the party has stable-hands running around), and the horses are calm.
[1d20 = 18]
>murderous hoers vibes
been busy
>murderous hoers vibes
been busy
[1d20 = 7]
Alright, here goes
>*Kicks open doors with hind legs, and storms into the stables*
"WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!"
Alright, here goes
>*Kicks open doors with hind legs, and storms into the stables*
"WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!"
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