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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


432 replies and 76 files omitted.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4062
4063 4066
im confused are we still killing ants?
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4063
4065 4069 4071
>>4062
No, they are talking to us about glass things

What are glass things?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4064
>>4060
>tfw you haven't seen any Nicholas Cage movies in years, and you can't remember the tropes

*Vanishes like a fucking ghost*
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4065
>>4063
things you put on face?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4066
4067 4070
>>4059
Just announcing it is usually enough, except in combat.
>>4062
Yes, though they have stopped attacking. They don't seem to mind that you're still killing them.

The potato notated as He continues:
"We of (sigh) The Hive, wish to bid you welcome to Our land. We wish to celebrate your contribution to (sigh) The Hive, at a time of your convenience, at the base of (sigh) The Hive!" And with that, he and his ants depart, leaving a clear trail to be followed if/when the party wishes to pursue that avenue.

Threat is eliminated.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4067
>>4066
we did it friends i love you all!!
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4069
>>4063
>*teleports behind you*
"How was your trip, ~Flashy?"
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4070
4072 4073 4074
>>4066
What. Also, did I hear a child as about a trip?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4071
>>4063
The glass thing is the pyramid, they're not sure about it
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4072
>>4070
>*stares holes into your back*

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4073
4075
>>4070
>A child as about a trip
I'm not sure what you mean by that
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4074
>>4070
>*licking begins*
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4075
4076 4077
>>4073
Just thought I heard some say ask something about a trip
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4076
4078
>>4075
If you mean venturing to the Hive, then the path is clearly marked. Beyond that, the zombies and giant gore is removed leaving a clear plain with a trio of curious craters in the ground. Also, its a shame Yak Lee wasn't being honest about his intention to play legitimately, cuz otherwise this would be far more combative than what you see.

Its complicated, but he was an integral part of putting the party into more shit

SO since things have changed, I'll assume Tracy has keened her blades again, and likewise Infernius who would have at some point wandered that way (it takes Tracy a few minutes to sharpen the whole bandolier, so the noise at least would draw attention) so I will conclude that Infernius' sword is now keen too.
Trump's sword cannot be keen, cuz its awesomer then keen already.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4077
4079 4080
1489934__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>4075
>Ignoring me
*Begins to eat the hair on the back of your head*
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4078
>>4076
i read my mundfuck book.
Anonymous
bBLbl
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No.4079
4085
image.jpeg
>>4077
Careful. You may absorb too much awesomeness. Also I'm not sure you can reach that high
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4080
4081 4085
>>4077
Careful, not sure who's hair you're eating but eating Thez's could have unintended consequences,... you have a baby to look after,....
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4081
4082
>>4080
>You have a baby to look after
What
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4082
4083
>>4081
Shhhh, nothing you need concern yourself with. It didn't happen right?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4083
4086
>>4082
to the hive?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4084
4087
So with the departure of the ants, Thez wanders around the field.
"At least they cleaned up the place. I hope no one minds if I do a thing,...." she says while walking a very deliberate circle. She begins to sing.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY

As she begins to sing, various runes and images begin to slowly float up from the ground, and a number of lights begin to play themselves over the clearing.
"Sorry, I've been waiting to do this for a minute."
As she is describing this, Lenos is analyzing the the computer, determining that the ship has to be removed from the ground in order to go anywhere, least of which being space.


Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4085
>>4080
>Implying I'd touch Thez's greasy hair
>>4079
>Asks louder, through mouthfull of hair
"How was you trip, Flashy?!"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4086
4087
>>4083
(sigh) The Hive. Its not required, but it it does stand between the group and space, as well as a few other considerations.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4087
4088
>>4084
>>4086
fuck it. i watch what thez is doing.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4088
4089
>>4087
Its an un-sanctification routine, the affected area now grants protections from both good and chaos.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4089
4090
>>4088
"I hope you enjoyed that!" she seems particularly interested in her performance.
"It seemed particularly fitting given what's going in in faggot-world," Thez seems weirdly prescient about what is going on 'in the real world'.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4090
4091
>>4089
thez sing pretty. infernuis like thez more than friend.
YXEd6
?
No.4091
4093
[1d20 = 11]
>>4090
Infernius feels a slight pinch near-abouts his ankle.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4092
"Oh dear,...."
>rape, maybe not rape, but too abrupt for any "yes's" or "no's"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4093
4094
>>4091
why pinch ankles?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4094
4095
Throughout this all, there is an entity (or entities?) that have/are smiling, and indeed laughing uproariously. The proceeds of this party have NOT gone unnoticed, and there are some who wait on updates like it is a breath of air. Its not what your're probably thinking.
>>4093
Thez and Infernius are already long (for a moment) gone. Don't worry, they'll be back in a second, and Infernius won't be sure what just happened.
>imagine sky-diving, free-fall sex
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4095
>>4094
infernuis have good time.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4096
4097
So Infernius finds himsef deposited on the ground in an abrupt manner, Thez however immediately whooofs away again. He is spent, but any injuries he incurred have been melted away. Additionally, there is a spring to his step that belies a certain degree of gratification.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4097
4098
>>4096
infernuis go pray in the library to adolf, then he goes and takes a nap.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4098
4099
>>4097
Its best, he's still processing. It was,.... weird? Bad/good? He doesn't know, though he is more gratified than before.
>sorry, she likes him, esp in his Braveheart recolor.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4099
4100
>>4098
infernuis wish it didnt hurt so bad everytime.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4100
4101
>>4099
It only hurts when one resists. If you didn't resist, it didn't hurt. ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4101
4103
>>4100
infernuises faggot is going to sleep now, and so is infernuis. do i have a dream?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4102
Alright, I have to apologize (again) for the metre of this particular session.
To begin, I hadn't anticipated Lee (and his associated (maybe literal?) faggot) being disingenuous, and so I hinged a bit of developing plotline on his character cuz I thought "Monks are easy to get/keep going". Big mistake. At the same time, the raid I was trying very hard to make seem
nothing' (cuz as I predicted, there have been cross-board voyeurs) kicked off entirelly before I was ready. I am glad that we weren't still in a fight at the conclusion.
Also, no worries about the ant-corpses, an ant is like a hair for the queen; crunch 'em all you want, she'll make more.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4103
>>4101
Yes of course, and it will be explored and detailed in time.
Anonymous
YXEd6
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No.4104
And to that end, Thez's faggot (GM) is also running on empty. Tracy seems non-responsive, as is likely Torcuil and Trump (tho has suspicions on that one).
Well, I guess its time to adjourn for the night. Given the shenanigens wrt the 6/mo, I can't say when next we'll convene (prolly sat, but who knows?).

Tidbit for next time though. Every opponent that the party has met can be EASILY defeated by one method, or ridiculously DIFFICULTLY defeated by others.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4105
>fell asleep
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4106
building.png
Alright, finishing off this thread.
It is now apparent that (sigh) the Hive is built entirely around, and even to a small degree (in the lower chambers) IN the glassy building that looks like a pyramid but is in fact much bigger. Said ants, who at first seemed hostile seemed quite gracious and welcoming, after the party squished a couple of them that is, and have left an open invitation for the party to visit them. The entrance to (sigh) the Hive is just outside the clearing to the west.

Infernius struggles to grasp the contents of "Babby's First Mindfuck". At the moment, all he can do is wiggle objects right in front of him with his mind,... but he CAN wigglesmall objects in front of him with his mind.
Thez has always wanted to try free-fall sex, so she's skipping around whistling, while Lenos analyzes the computer (with Torcuil looking over his shoulder).
Tracy is still the size of a full-size horse, and probably trying to corner Trump, but I'm paraphrasing. Trump on the other hand is getting an info-dump from Vandereim in the Football shrine.


Anonymous
Fq447
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No.4107
4108 4113
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Damn it! I wrote a very long response in the rabbit but lost it all with out sending it
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4108
>>4107
Yeah, there were several moments when rabbit durped on me. I had a playlist going and then suddenly I was listening to some asshole vlogging. It was weird.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4109
4110 4111
In the midst of all the idle goings on,Thez walks up and looks at what Infernius is doing.
"Have you ever been ridden before?" she asks, eye-balling his nose-ring. She ponders for a moment and then wanders off. not an immediate question, just setting up something
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4110
4111
>>4109
No Infernuis has never been rided before.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4111
4112
>>4110
>>4109
Why you ask?
3DLWW
?
No.4112
4114
[1d20 = 13]
>>4111
Thez jumps up and grabs the ring, flipping herself so she's now seated on his shoulders.
"Giddy up horsie!" she says, pulling on the ring.
You are now engaged in a grapple of sorts. You need to roll an 18 or better to break her hold, and she's riding you around for the duration. Each failed die roll means another round of riding (6 seconds).
https://youtu.be/yPxJnvSZrU0
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4113
4118
>>4107
[molestation intensifies]
8xt8w
?
No.4114
4115
[1d20 = 13]
>>4112
Thez stop grab ring!
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4115
4117
>>4114
"WHEEEEEEE! Faster!!"
She smacks him on the back with her tail.

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4116
>*nudges*
8xt8w
?
No.4117
4120
[1d20 = 20]
>>4115
Thez you stop grab ring now!
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4118
4119
>>4113
Trump smacks the pony with his shield
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4119
>>4118
"~Unf!"
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4120
4121
>>4117
>ka-whumps as she's removed from his shoulder.
"Awww, I only made it 12 seconds, he'll beat that for suire," she kicks a rock.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4121
4122
1506556566464.jpg
>>4120
WHY YOU DO THEZ!
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4122
4123
>>4121
"Hee hee, I was trying to see how long I could hold on for. You did WAY better than I expected!" ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4123
4125
>>4122
you could have asked. infernuis would have let you ride.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4125
4127
>>4123
"But that would have been cheating! The wager was whoever,... uhm nevermind."
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4127
4128
>>4125
bet? what bet? THEZ?!
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4128
4129
>>4127
>Vanishes with the quickness
8xt8w
?
No.4129
4133
>>4128
perception to find thez.
8xt8w
?
No.4130
[1d20 = 3]

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4131
4132 4133 4134
*stealth*
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4132
4161
>>4131
No
3DLWW
?
No.4133
4136
[1d20 = 9]
>>4129
Not gonna happen, she's 3/4 mile straight up
>>4131
As well as the roll
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4134
>>4131
Pass
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4135
I'm invisible.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4136
4145
>>4133
where everyone go?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4137
4138
>Thez teleports in, next to the bar, long enough to grab a drink
"Sunbathing! Wanna go too?"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4138
4139
1506809527997.png
>>4137
infernuis like sun.
you wear bikini?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4139
4140 4141
building.png
>>4138
Thez doesn't wear anything, its just assorted gold and jewels, literally glued to her body, so much so that she looks clothed.
"K!" I've been wanting to pull this one for a while now.
So she grabs you by the arm, and you both teleport.
"You'll find the sun is much stronger from,...." and her voice trails off, because she teleported you both to 3500 feet, but forgot that Infernius cannot air-walk. After just over 6 seconds, you splat against the roof of the pyramid.

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4140
>>4139
am dead?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4141
4142
>>4139
30 seconds later, Thez appears at Infernius' remains, holding what appears to be a random gnarled stick. She pokes him with the stick, and - just as painful as the first time - his body recontitutes its self (though the blood splotch remains).
She giggles. "Sorry, I should'a asked if you would be okay first. Maybe you'll be safer on the ground," she winks, before teleporting back up to elevation.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4142
4143 4144
>>4141
*curls up into ball*
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4143
4144
>>4142
You have no idea how long I've been looking forward to doing that to someone, one of the perks to having a character thats a little thick (Thez, that is).
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4144
giphy.gif
>>4142
>>4143
*trys not to cry*
*cries alot*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4145
4146
>>4136
Waiting for the right time...
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4146
>>4145
You just gave me an idea for a Tracy meme
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4147
4148
Can I get a map?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4148
4149 4151
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>4147

Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4149
4150
>>4148
gets up goes to workshop.

Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4150
4153
>>4149
A machine catches your eye, as it has been recently used. On the side it says "Keen Machine", with an arrow on the top with a smiley face labelled "Put stabby in here".
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4151
4152
>>4148
Thanks, and thanks.
How do I move around when in stealth?Also, where are the stables?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4152
1FA.png
>>4151
As long as you don't attack anyone, or interact with anything that could be noticed (grass, for example), you're still in stealth. Fuck, you're right, where are the stables. There they are.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4153
4154
>>4150
i try to remember any dreams i had, after recovering from trauma it helps calm infernuis down.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4154
4157
>>4153
Actually, while you were dead you had a remarkable dream of standing beside the Fuhrer in front of over a million troops, all lockstep and pristine regimented unity. Banners waved in the breeze as all cheered in percussive unison.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4155
4156
What if I want to do things while in stealth? Any limitations to what I can do, or what needs to be announced?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4156
>>4155
Well, the moment you act against someone else, you automatically un-stealth, unless they're asleep or you can immediately kill/incapacitate/overpower them.
At the moment, you are still 5'-6' tall though.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4157
1506708125309-0.png
>>4154
infernuis yells in happiness.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4158
*Has re-keened knives*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4159
*silent footsteps*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4160
4162
How many horses are there in the stables?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4161
4170
>>4132
Now Trump has spent quite a few moments inside his head. Or perhaps he has been walking around the building while time has been frozen. Maybe it was another dimension?
Whatever the case, at some point Vandereim decided to interject, and when he did so, the world stopped and became rather monochrome. Trump is free to do whatever he likes in this frozen time-ness, except all objects are fixed in stasis and cannot be moved.
During this time Vandereim talks a little bit of shit, but mostly describes about how his last master - one Ga'Ren Stavenglen, a Paladin and elven prince - was the leader of the FIRST group to play the Game. It was that group that first created the pyramid/crystal tower, and they did so intending to defeat the Game. The Game is tied to a particular magical beast, known to some as the Terrasque. During this time, the party consisted of a whole troupe of adventurers, who had their designs on terminating the Terrasque who had plagued ALL the realms since time immemorial. They developed a very calculating plan and set their plan into motion. That plan hinged on a rather new member of the party, a surly grey-skinned, red-haired elf/dwarf named Gilana. Gilana possessed an item that allowed her to create a temporal rift in time that allowed the party to heal, recuperate, and prepare to continue the fight. Upon reaching the Terrasque, several things happened. For one, there was a tremendous explosion, and everyone was separated. Additionally, Vandereim's owner (being the noble and stout fellow he was ~;_~) was at the forefront of the fight, and when Gilana's magic never occurred, he was immediately and unceremoniously ripped into many pieces. The party its self was presumably killed or fled (probably kill) and the Terrasque continued on unmolested.
What was once the most magnificent assemblage of adventurers ever was reduced in moments to grease-spots, blood spatter, and slowly digesting tissue.
The kicker is that this 'Thez' that everyone refers to is the same Gilana from 300 years ago, and she seems younger now, and worlds more dangerous, then she was then.
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4162
4163
>>4160
3, the one Infernius had, Torcuil, and Trump
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4163
4164
>>4162
What colors?
Anonymous
3DLWW
?
No.4164
4166 4170
>>4163
A white and copper clydesdale, a medium-sized white mare with silver, and another salt and pepper mare which Trump acquired when Infernius jacked the white and copper one.