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GABES FRED
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


432 replies and 86 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3962
3963 3964
>>3959
I'd make a huge, violent scene out of this, but I'm busy laughing at salty weebs
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3963
3964 3965
>>3960
So, are we at the pyramid?
If so, I start gathering the books
>>3962
Salty weebs are the best
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3964
>>3962
>>3963
its the best.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3965
3967 3968
Uh, well I guess I start on my way there riding the copper horse, and with a group of peasants leading perhaps three oxen teams.
>>3963
I don't think we're there yet?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3966
We arrive at the pyramid with everything we expected to have (and any last-minute additions),... except we are stopped before we make it to the pyramid.

Am I missing something to do with salty weebs? Nevermind.

Surrounding the grounds of the pyramid, and the mass of gore is almost entirely depleted, are some oversized ants.
They're about Tracy size (3-4' tall) and they're busy taking everything biological and not nailed down..
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3967
>>3965
It was a fast-travel thing
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3968
3981
1459486__grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_colored_looking at you_pony_>rape_traditional art.jpeg
>>3965
>I start on my way there riding the copper horse
No you didn't.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3969
3970
The building its self seems untouched, and the ants seem largely oblivious, but several of them do take notice and make no move.
Thez (and Tracy) fly all the way into the building, while the horses could easily plow through if commanded.
There is one fellow amongst the ants who seems out of place, but not for any reason other than novelty at this point.

Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3970
3971
>>3969
I push through the ants toward the pyramid
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3971
3972
>>3970
Several ants are bowled over as Torcuil's mount easily plows through, also arriving at the entrance to the pyramid.
He notices upon entry, that a trough has manifested its self, providing food, salts, and hay (sleeping) for mounts. Its odd, but then everything is odd here.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3972
3973 3974
>>3971
>salt
Is it from our raiding?
anyway, Torcuil heads to the library
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3973
>>3972
It wasn't GOING to be from our raids, but it IS NOW! ^_^
Anonymous
8xt8w
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No.3974
3975
>>3972
Infernuis is behind you.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3975
3976 3977
>>3974
From some off-hand comments, Infernius finds a book Lenos mentioned: "Babby's First Mindfucking"
It details all he needs to being his force-mastery
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3976
>>3975
i take it and start reading.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3977
3979
>>3975
What do I find?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3978
Thez looks at the ants and ruined gore from a good vantage. "My bath,...."
Tracy I assume wants to re-sharpen her blades (esp the recent ones), and idl about Trump yet, but there are bunch of insects and a small number of them are making their way toward the entrance,... and there's a potato with them.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3979
3982
>>3977
Sorry, I forget what Torcuil was looking for. I haven't disregarded, but I'm working on such a fractal mental level atm that I need a reminder.
Anonymous
ou/J/
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No.3980
3983
Lenos spotting infernius becones thez over to him and whispers in her ear before slapping a coin down on a table

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3981
3984
>>3968
GROW SEVEN HANDS
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3982
3983 3987
>>3979
It's okay
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3983
3985
>>3980
Thez, surprised Lenos is beckoning her, casts an incurious glance.
>>3982
Incidentally, you notice one of (your) golden rat-statues is in the entryway of the pyramid

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3984
3986 3993
press X to mount.png
>>3981
And?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3985
3990
>>3983
Strange...
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3986
>>3984
You're too small to ride Tracy. You're like... what? 5 hands? 7 hands tops? You need to be 15 or so
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3987
3988 3989
>>3982
The BEST answer I can give at the moment, and I literally have (almost) nothing to do with it, is this:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/143503167#p143505606
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3988
>>3987
BUT THATS AN ASIDE
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3989
>>3987
Are you anarchocommunist?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3990
3992
>>3985
Wizard, help me out with this!
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3991
3994
So Infernius finds a book that is able to simplify the concepts of psionics and mentalism,... except that doing so offers no immediate benefits. Sorry, but psionicists are kinda screwed, in that their first level is essentially a melee combatant who has ideas. You are an established minotaur cleric so that won't be a problem, but you get no immediate bonuses from your increased comprehension.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3992
3993
>>3990
Out of what?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3993
3995 3996
>>3992
see >>3984 >>3986
Make it work!


Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3994
>>3991
alright.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3995
3997
>>3993
>poof
You now have 15 hands
JK, actually you just grow large enough to ride

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3996
3998
>>3993
Thez looks over at the ants, then at Tracy, then back at Lenos.
"Baby steps with these ones," she says to Lenos.
"I'm gonna go wreck some shop!" she pleasantly mentions, before disappearing.
Also, a number of the ants appear to start exploding, resulting in an overall excitation of them (meaning they're angry now)
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3997
4000
>>3995
Tracy (normally a 3' tall pony when in quadraped) is now a 5' pony respectively. She is ride-able, most combat ready,... and she could probably overpower Trump in her current form,....
Anonymous
ou/J/
?
No.3998
4002 4003
>>3996
Lenos shrugs walks to the bar and grabs a tankard of ale almost as big as him and then walks out onto the balcany and lobs a fireball out into the ants before talking a long swig of hos ale
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3999
>Blip, blip, blip, blip, blip
One ant after another explodes,... but there are hundreds of them erratically dispersed over the clearing. Some of them have bits of hydra or giant gore, but they're mad.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4000
4001 4004
429645__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_hentai woody_meme_nightmare fuel_simple background_solo_transparent background_woody face.png
Thank you, Mr. Frog-summoner.
>>3997
>mfw
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.4001
>>4000
OH FUCK
WHAT
HAVE
I
DONE
YXEd6
?
No.4002
[1d20 = 2]
>>3998
Meanwhile, a fireball sails overhead toward the larger mass of ants, murdering several and leaving several mangled or on fire.
ou/J/
?
No.4003
>>3998

YXEd6
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No.4004
4006 4007
[1d20 = 3]
>>4000
Before she can take full advantage of the situation, several ants start thumping her with their faces, as well as attempting to restrain her.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4005
4008
I should mention that the entryway of the pyramid is flooded with ants.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4006
>>4004
>forgot I was in a combat scenario, and now I gotta multitask with the celebration thread
*hold knife in maw*
*buck whatever's behind me*
*blaze forward*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4007
4009
>>4004
*stops*
"Fuck!"
How many?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4008
>>4005
infernuis continue reading.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4009
4010
>>4007
More then the zombies. More attempt to mass around you, but they don't attack. Instead, they thump you with their aentenna
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4010
4011 4012
>>4009
Where are the other characters?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4011
4013
>>4010
In building. Thez dropped you off mid-way on the stairs, and the others are making their way into the building as we speak. I'm also 'engaged' in 'shenanigens' so no bully if delayed response. ^_^

Its not at all what I was planning, but its what is happening. The raid has begun
TakHj
?
No.4012
4013 4014
[1d20 = 2]
>>4010
Can I catt dat supa hot fire?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4013
>>4011
*pull back, getting ready to charge through*
me to, let's slow this down a bit
>>4012
Speak English, you dumb frog-summoner!
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4014
4015
>>4012
He spit hot fiah
TakHj
?
No.4015
4016
[1d20 = 14]
>>4014
Who spit dat supa hot fiah?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4016
4017 4019 4020
>>4015
U spit da hot fiah

Also, I will point out that while the ants are an immediate threat, with my next post I'm going to introduce 2 new threats.
It will be most complicated from here on, entirely and explicitly combat-oriented, and I plan that several people will die. I'm disappointed that no one has as yet, and I intend to rectify that.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.4017
4018
>>4016
Byeants
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4018
4020 4025
>>4017
Much worse. Terminators and Demons.
8xt8w
?
No.4019
4022
[1d20 = 15]
>>4016
infernuis gets up and kills many ants
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4020
4021
>>4016
>I'm disappointed that no one has [died] as yet
Poor Barry
>>4018
>there are terminators and demons at the pyramid
Unless I have my blaster and chapter brothers to face the Necron, Demonic, and Tyranid menace, it may be best to just to stay in Port Barry
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4021
>>4020
*Bolter. Not "blaster"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4022
>>4019
Flibbiting (thats the best onomatopeia I can come up with for a claymore passing through 2, then a third ant)
Success. Three ants lay at your feet in disassembled parts.

8xt8w
?
No.4023
4024 4026
[1d20 = 7]
infernuis cast dark orb
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Orb_(5e_Spell)
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4024
>>4023
did 7 hit?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.4025
4027
>>4018
I meant "bye ants" and then my wifi went out
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4026
4028
>>4023
Yes, but around where are you casting it?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4027
4029
>>4025
Oh, are you talking spit hot fire literally?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.4028
4031
>>4026
are there any "ant piles" around?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.4029
4031
>>4027
At the ants, thats the whole reason i casted it

Also what would we do when someone dies?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4030
4031
*continues to stomp ants*
"Stupid fucking bugds!"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4031
>>4030
They're more troublesome than you initially expected, and you've taken several grazing wounds (I'm speeding up the pace a bit).
They work in tandem, and some seem extensions of the others, given how the operate.
>>4029
I misinterpreted, I apologize. Unfortunately "Spit hot fire" is burning hands (ish), which is not a terribly effective spell. One ant lies dead.
>>4028
Not yet.
Thez however has been waiting for a moment like this. Before teleporting away, she deposits a red string on Tracy (the foremost ally) and runs it out (she appears to be flying, but not quite).
Upon that string getting taut, she situates herself (still above the ants, just out of range).
"You guys should probably cover your ears for the next part,... you might die." She cheerfully offers before pulling a strange navy-colored stone from,... wherever she keeps things.
YXEd6
?
No.4032
[1d12 = 5]
As SHE says this, Trorcuil spews forth an inordinate gout of flame, not dissimilar to Lenos smiting the rats.
Results indicate how many ants die.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4033
4036
The mass of ants is daunted by the fire, and indeed reels back and makes space, though they remain just outside the threatening range and seem all-too keen to attack.

Thez meanwhile comes careening in from the sky, spiralling with purplish/blackish flaming magic. The ant she lands on is,... well "there was an ant"?

ixyzQ
?
No.4034
4035 4037
[2d20 = 16]
*slash at any ants in front of me with may knife*
*Shake off ants and blaze forward at full speed*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4035
>>4034
maw* knife
8xt8w
?
No.4036
[1d20 = 5]
>>4033
i attack the closest ant to me with my claymore
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4037
4038
>>4034
Your strike glances off the head of the most advancing ant, not scoring a significant blow, but disrupting its balance.
Thez looks at Trump
"Are you gonna say that one word you said that one time? I mean, we can fight them off through attrition, and I could smite them with the quick (though everyone would be mad if I did), but you also have one of the axiomatic words, you spoke it that one time. It is the word John Elway spoke unto you."
ixyzQ
?
No.4038
4040 4044
[1d20 = 1]
>>4037
Am I in the building
*slash*
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4039
4041
the word is Football
Now is the time anon
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4040
>>4038
Why did I roll?
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4041
4042 4045
>>4039
Summoned as if from distant lands, Trump instantly comes into view and on center stage, eyes lighted as he let's forth a cosmic howl of "FOOTBALL" and filled with a powerful energy scarcely seen before
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4042
4043
>>4041
"Unf."
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4043
>>4042
Not knowing what the hell is going on, but knowing with certainty greater than of his own existence that Football goes great with everything, Trumpaladin casts OFFENSE on Tracy
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4044
>>4038
Tracy continues to flash and flurry with her deadly kitchenware. Thez proceeds to mangle ants from a number of angles. Infernius hasn't said much, so I'm assuming he's idle? Yak Lee,....

Yak Lee, why would you do this? Did you think I was kidding when I encouraged you to participate? I won't allow trap-faggotry ITT, but any character who wants to BE a trap (and not describe HOW they're a trap) I'll allow. I don't care the character proclivities, but I DO want there to be A. and increasing number of participants and B. that the participants enjoy themselves enough to come back. If I can help you/others to feel more welcome, I will do what I can. If you wish to subtly and discretely troll others in the party, BY ALL MEANS. Just please, leave out the unnecessary descriptives of the faggotry. There have been several graphic events which I've neglected to illustrate.
If you wish to play, and play sincerely, I leave an open invitation.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4045
4046 4047
>>4041
And so, as Trump descends on the foremost mass of ants, he does decry/command the word of Football, which IS the Holy Word (lit, there's a spell) and which renders woe and strife upon the ants. Not all of them of course, but enough that they're not aggressing on the building anymore.
Fq447
?
No.4046
4047
[1d20 = 8]
>>4045
Cast further Holy Writ upon the ants. Err... some of them
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4047
4048 4051
>>4045
With a magnificent shockwave extending out from him, several rows of ants fall like stricken dominoes.
Brandishing Vandereim in his hand and his tower shield in the other, Trump begins to feel a sense that there is a purpose behind all this, even if he doesn't particularly grasp it at the moment.
>>4046
Again Trump's commanding voice, this time more resolved and resolute, utters the phrase of "FOOTBALL!" unto the ants, shockwaves of which are blown apart/aside by the sheer awesome.

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4048
>>4047
Trumpaladin calls upon, in spirit form, the 1997 Denver Broncos. You know, that year they won the Superbowl. They trample upon the ants like so many blades of grass in Qualcomm Stadium, and with the frenzied pace of a team ready to win. John Elway himself leads the pack, carrying the ball and charging towards the ants. Meanwhile, Trump Jumps up in imitation of Elway's famous "Helicopter" move, a move great for simultaneously taking out two opposing quarterbacks, disposing of Leftists, or in this case, slicing ants with Vanderiem's fury, drunken off cheap American beer between commercial breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_vOHy_uoQA
ixyzQ
?
No.4049
[1d20 = 18]
>Is still mashing and slashing these fucking bugs, getting angrier and angrier by the second
"I.. Hate... These... BUGS!!"
I still don't know where I am.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4050
4053
With wave upon wave of FOOTBALL, the ants are blown back in rows. They appear to have lost their will to fight, and indeed a potato (retard) makes its way to the forefront, at the goading of the ants.
"Gweetings Hewowes!" he durps at you
8xt8w
?
No.4051
[1d20 = 13]
>>4047
i attack all the ants
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4052
4053 4055
The potato gesures toward the diminshed pile of gore (meanwhile, there is an ant behind him displaying the exact characteristics and motions, almost though synchronized)
You have done a great gesture to (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"
"We will make great use of your donation and contribution, such that it will benefit (he sighs contentedly) The Hive"

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4053
>>4050
The ants have just been defeated, 31-24
>>4052
>The Hive
"I smell a Bolshevik"
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4054
4056 4058
>tfw all the other players can do magic n' shit
>tfw mudpony
What abilities does my class even have, at this level? Is there an optimal attack for multiple enemies?

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4055
>>4052
*spits out glob of ant blood*
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4056
4057
>>4054
Just stab or stop or kick or whatever
why haven't you invoked voodoo or gypsy magic yet. You know what, maybe it's best you not try that
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4057
4060
>>4056
I was hoping to employ some Ghost Rider tropes (considering her memes, but I never got the chance to carve a Mr. Bones mask
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.4058
4059 4061
>>4054
Well, u can stealth to the point of being undetectable, from which you can essentially kill anything (backstab). Also you can climb, tumble, and maneuver well above anyone else.
Ants are tasty btw.
"I am He. This is just a name given to me by (sighs) The Hive. We apologize for encroaching on your shiny glassy thingy in the ground. We have long been curious about your shiny glassy thingy in the ground, and welcome you to (sigh) The Hive, to peacefully and not-further murderously explore the importance of your appearance to (sigh) The Hive.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.4059
4066
>>4058
Do I have to roll for stealth, or announce it? What if I want to move around characters, while using it?
>*growls angrily*
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4060
4064
>>4057
That's an awesome set of memes to pull from! Also, what sort of Cage are you going for? At its best is Lord of War, which is pretty reasonable and not bad by any means. But then there's Vampire's Kiss, which is... well. It's Nicholas Cage at his Cagiest

You should definitely sneak around eating ants, so long as they are talking to us
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.4061
>>4058
>Tracy has stealth
My character already can't see Tracy half the time, just because of the height differences