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Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3460
3840
What is this, part 6? Previous thread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html

So the party is gathered around the still smouldering piles of what remains of the (((were-rats))), except for Thez who is covered in charring and burn.
"Where in hell have YOU been?" Thez asks/demands.
"Fun fact folks, magic is her weakness," Lenos smirks. "I was there the whole time, but your dumb-ass couldn't detect invisibility if the spell was tattoo'd to your body!" he begins laughing at the mental image.
Visibly agitated, Thez starts back into the Inn, making sure to step on a few skulls for the satisfaction, muttering something about "Where's Barry?"
Lenos looks at the assembled. For such a short fellow, he's got quite the attitude. He looks at Trump and says "Let me guess, paladin? Heh, lets see how long this one lasts," looks at Tracy and idly says "No words," then Infernius "Dude," then Torcuil, "Mage? Stay outta my way," and then Yak Lee "I'll let her deal with you."
He turns back to the group and sighs, while lighting a cigarette.
In the background, peasants are slowly and gradually encircling the party (non-aggressively).
"You guys owe me for this BTW," Lenos says, oblivious to the peasants. "Normally I don't intervene, but it was too good," he says pleasantly inhaling the odor of burned rat.
"So are we gonna just stand here, or are we going inside? I could use a drink..." and as he says this, a large-ish (none of them are LARGE, but of them this one is sorta) human steps forward, leaving behind an apparent wife.
"Did you do this?" he asks incredulously.
Lenos's shoulders slump at the inquiry and he whips out a fancy-looking knife.
"Yeah? And if I did?" he challenges.
The man however, is neither insistent nor aggressive, and in fact his countenance softens at the rebuke. He turns to (his wife) and they embrace. Behind him/them, several more townspeople start to cheer and clap, with some running off to other houses to rouse their neighbors.
Apparently, killing the (((rats))) consitutes a habbening.
The man explains that the (((rats))) had infiltrated the town several months back, after the progenitor of the City (some dude named Korak) set off to sea. Korak and his crew had been gone for several weeks when the first of the rats started to show up in town. Immediately they began harassing the local businesses and patrons, used all manner of shady tactics and shenanigens, and ultimately either weaseled their way into possession/ownership of the major businesses in town and either intimidated or eliminated any competition. They had established a network of spies and informants, keeping 24-hour surveillance of the city, and had even taken possession of several of the ships seen docked in the harbor. Word was, they planned to spread to the hills by way of the waterways.
"So,... it sounds like YOU guys owe me as well!" Lenos concludes with satisfaction. "Hey, lets finish this inside, I need a drink."
He leads the party (and the guy, who kisses his wife and continues with the party in case the GM needs a resident to explain something residential.
Upon re-entering the Sticky Wicket, there are several bodies strewn throughout. Some of them are contorted from various broken bones, one is a mess of gore, and of another one all that remains is a foot. Thez is seated at the bar with a 5th of something in her hand, less-than-patiently waiting for Lenos, the party, and random dude #647 to arrive.
"Did you have to wait until I was in the middle of them to do that?" she asks, less but still irritated.
"Have to? No. Consider that payment for the time you knocked me into a puddle of burning oil."
She almost retorts, thinks for a moment, and then shrugs. She then realizes that no one (except Lee) knows who 'Lenos' is and says:
"Oh right, this is Lenos Tri'Anu. He's an asshole, and if he sets you on fire, its probably deliberate. You can thank him for all the firetraps," she says with a dry expression.
Lenos, diving behind the bar, emerges with a bottle of his own while muttering something about "more than firetraps".


432 replies and 77 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
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No.3860
3861
someday.png
>>3855
>>3858
I knew it from the beginning.
Anonymous
dsh3v
?
No.3861
1506636289189-0.gif
>>3860
No way Tracy.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3863
I hate u all.
Torcuil?
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3864
3865
>>3862
were missing meme man
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3865
>>3864
>meme man
Have I been summoned?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3866
3867
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
Yes way, you literal faggot.
>homosexual avatar
>tries to >rape my husband knowing that my character would stab him and cause chaos
>doesn't show up to most of the plays, like a fucking casual
>A fucking Yak!
I knew it was you from the start, zaldo I just didn't say anything, because I had planned out a scenario where I was going to murder you feed your steaks to my husband.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3867
3868 3869
>>3866
Rly? Has it been Zald all along?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3868
>>3867
I am genuously curious, no bully
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3869
3870 3872
>>3867
I know who this is. It's not Zald
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3870
3871 3873
>>3869
Are we still on the fucking trap?
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3871
3873
>>3870
Good point.

GM, what happens next?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3872
3874
>>3869
And you are?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3873
3876 3878 3880 3885
>>3870
No
>>3871
Gladly.
>faggotry aside, Lee, you got some splainin to do
The party finds themselves suited in their newest gear. No mention has been made as of how to utilize or transport the two golden statues (one of them is missing), but otherwise each character has some new equipment to play with, and the means to advance their class in whatever direction aside. The generally described (often biting and sarcastic) method to do so is to return to the pyramid. Additionally, some of Tracy's blades have lost that keen edge, and that won't do.
Also nothing seems pressing in town and to my understanding, the party has expended the available resources of the town.
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3874
3875
image.png
>>3872
Mobile posting while out to get a pizza
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3875
3877
>>3874
That doesn't tell me which char u are
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3876
3878 3881
1505858251193-3.gif
>>3873
infernuis say we should go back to pyramid.
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3877
>>3875
inb4 trump
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3878
3879 3881
>>3873
G-golden statues?
>>3876
Agreed
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3879
3886
>>3878
Yes. You do remember the part where you turned 3 of them to gold right?
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3880
3882 3884 3886
>>3873
Alright, so Trumpaladin, triumphant in his new found purpose of being a protector to the citizenry of Port Barry (or whatever the city is called), forgets all plans of abandoning the city on a ship, or slaying Thez (well... It's not on his mind at the moment), or from getting away from the weird midget thing, or really much of anything else (legs are unguarded, and he pulls Vanderien from his sheath and raises him to the sky in a heroic pose
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3881
3883 3886
>>3878
>>3876
"Are you shitting me? Did you hear the peasantry? We saved them, and they still need us"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3882
3887
>>3880
"uh,trump ok?"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3883
>>3881
give gold,they be ok.
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3884
1.PNG
>>3880
Port Barry it is. That was awesome btw. Don't feel compelled to follow along too much if you're busy, but wow.
Also Sechs mentions "We seem to have everything under control if you wish to depart. Do not feel compelled to stay if you have other pressing business."

Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3885
>>3873
>each character has some new equipment to play with, and the means to advance their class in whatever direction aside.
Details? Options? Limitations?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3886
3889
>>3879
Oh
>>3881
>>3880
Fuck the peasants


Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3887
image.jpeg
>>3882
None other
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3888
3890
>legs are unguarded
Don't mind if I do.
>rape
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3889
3891 3893 3894
>>3886
"And what does an empty pyramid have that we want?"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3890
3892
>>3888
"tracy why you like trumps leg so much?"
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3891
3895
>>3889
John Elway's shrine?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3892
>>3890
"Easy access."
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3893
>>3889
"Hitlers library."
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3894
>>3889
The means for you to space-marine, for starters
Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3895
3896 3897 3898
image.gif
>>3891
Uh... Maybe? But what are we going to do with that? Put incense in it? Besides, Port Barry could use a new Cathedral to Elway. Actually that might be a good use of the golden rats. A down payment to a Cathedral. Ooh! Toucil, how much of a cathedral do you think you could build with meme magic? Try to make one like Mile High"
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3896
3899
>>3895
[Leg-humping stops]
"A cathedral would be a great place for our ceremony."
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3897
3899
>>3895
Hitler need be worshiped in cathedral too.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3898
3899
>>3895
Uhhhhh
I could build
The walls

Anonymous
bBLbl
?
No.3899
3900 3901
>>3896
"Has the town not yet been commissioned? I guess it is time for a recommissioning ceremony"
>>3897
"I don't know who that is but there is room enough in the Pantheon"
>>3898
"FUCK YES!!!"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3900
3905
>>3899
*i give trump the redpilled history of hitler*
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3901
3905 3906
BuildThatWall.jpg
>>3899
Trump, I'll need your help
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3902
3903 3905
"I'm not sure all the minutiae of what you're talking about, but from what I DO gather, we should probably head back to the pyramid. I mean, we can hang out here but there doesn't seem to be any impetus. There are a couple Galley-grade ships but no crews, there are commercial businesses and operations but no apparent trade, and there is an agrarian social base that seems pretty self-sufficient so long as there arent giants and jews."
Thez, curiously insightfully opines.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3903
>>3902
>the thot-demon speaks truth
What?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3904
3907 3908
As a sidenote to Infernius (or anyone) wanna know about a quick and easy proxy, definitely not intended for any sort of raiding or shenanigens which definitely wouldn't occur during the Mlpol anniversary?
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3905
3909
>>3901
"what do you need? Anything for this task"
>>3900
*Trump's mind is absolutely blown*
>>3902
"I am saddened by the economic woe of Port Barry. But don't worry. The forgotten men and women of Port Barry are forgotten no longer. It's time to make Port Barry Great Again"
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3906
MRT804242.jpg
>>3901
If Maria were here, I could probably get her to hedgefund to pay for it. She is catholic after all, and she owes me a few favors.
If we were all still alive...
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3907
>>3904
I wanna know!
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3908
3910
>>3904
sure if hypothetically something were to happen that day, a proxy would come in handy .
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3909
3910
>>3905
"trump okay? redpill can be hard to swallow."
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3910
3911 3912 3921
>>3908
I don't know if any of these work, but here's this site http://www.freeproxylists.com/elite.html
>>3909
*Nervously rocks himself back and forth*
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3911
>>3910
*rocks with you*
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3912
3917
>>3910
trump want drink? smoke?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3914
HI GUYS
Anonymous
NYoDC
?
No.3915
>>3913
Demonstration post
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3916
3918
So THAT was weird, it was like a momentary dream. Anyway, everyone seems generally interested in returning to the pyramid, cuz it would be boring otherwise.
Has anyone secured mounts? You probably should.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3917
>>3912
*Nah, those are still degenerate, and the Furher would not approve of smoking."
*stares off into the distance, thinking about how much of his previous life had been in dedication to who he now knows to be evil*
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3918
3919
>>3916
Can Torcuil still have a unicorn?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3919
3920 3924 3926 3934
>>3918
In progress, but for now no. There is a silver-maned white mare in the stable tho,....
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3920
>>3919
>wyvern?
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3921
3922 3923 3925 3928
e68.jpg
>>3910
>tfw I can't into computers, so I couldn't comment/ask anything
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3922
>>3921
meant for >>3913

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3923
>>3921
You have to actually create an account sometimes for it to let you post
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3924
3926
>>3919
Eh fine
Can Torcuil cast a spell to make Tracy large enough for Trump to ride?
Oh wait, Tracy is already riding Trump
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3925
Thez pulls the fly from her hair and plops it on the ground, vocalizing a buzzing sound, producing her oversized fly-mount.
"Are we taking the easy way?" she asks, stepping on the fly.
>>3921
So get back in then

Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3926
3927 3929 3934
>>3919
"I will need a mount"
>>3924
"Go away"
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3927
>>3926
wanna ride on infernuises shoulder?
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3928
3934
>>3921
No seriously, I'll answer any questions if you like, just get back in if you aren't
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3929
3931
>>3926
A majestic clydesdale is available for use, its mane a burnished flaming copper hue.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3930
3932
"So I take it there is a desire to retrieve the book collection, the essential parts of the shrine, and more, from the pryamid? We should recruit a party, perhaps with a wagon or several wagons pulled by oxen. And is there a library in Port Barry to put all of this in? If not we should begin construction"
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3931
>>3929
"Now THAT, is a suitable horse"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3932
3935
>>3930
The townspeople would not be adverse to world-building
>hadn't even thought of that, but its brilliant
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3933
Lenos comes out of the bathroom.
"You guys probably don't know this, but we can actually move the shrine," he says awfully matter-of-factly
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3934
3935 3936
264135__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_knife_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>3919
>>3926
*trots off towards stables, in a huff*
>>3928
Will my email be visible?
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3935
3936
>>3932
>world building
I'm up for it
>>3934
Hey, the white mare is my mount

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3936
3937 3938
>>3935
The white mare is small, the copper-white mare is huge. U don't need huge.
>>3934
See rabbit
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3937
3939
>>3936
I meant the small one
8xt8w
?
No.3938
3939 3940
[1d20 = 7]
>>3936
i walk up to the copper mount.
climb check
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3939
3941 3943
>>3938
The horse seems uneasy, but you successfully mount
>>3937
A passive and docile mare, you are readily welcome to mount without check
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3940
3942 3944 3946
>>3938
Hey! That's mine!
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3941
>>3939
i talk to the horse
"hows it going?"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3942
3945 3950
>>3940
"Frhumrumfrmrm." horsey sounds, not too receptive
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3943
>>3939
Torcuil meets up with the rest of the party outside

Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3944
3951
>>3940
Sorry, he stole it. There's a large salt and pepper mare that can suit you also.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3945
3947 3949
>>3942
"She doesn't like Inferius? She probably wants a Paladin
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3946
3948
>>3940
No it isn't.
Anonymous
TakHj
?
No.3947
3954
>>3945
Stop fighting like children
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3948
>>3946
"Either grow another seven hands an stay calm enough to not kick me off, or get over it"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3949
3952
>>3945
She doesn't dislike, but he's a bit large after all.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3950
3953
>>3942
>Understands horse
"I know right."
Anonymous
8xt8w
?
No.3951
3952
>>3944
ok i get off the copper one.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3952
>>3951
"Maybe an ox?"
>>3949
"I'll try the copper mare"
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3953
3955
>>3950
"Frrrhhhmm, frmrrrrmrrrmrrr."
'Seriously, look a the size of this asshole!'
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3954
3957
>>3947
"Do you have a horse I can ride?"
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3955
>>3953
"Frrrrhggghhhnnnnn!"
'His teeth are disgusting too.'
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3956
3958
So, with the exception of Tracy, everyone has a suitable mount,... except for Yak Lee who is in some form of temporal stasis. I (the GM) would like to dialogue with Lee's faggot (no bully), but now is not the time. For now, Lee is a pretty statue.
The party can be said to depart on available horses and mounts, Thez making most look silly with the degree of nonchalance she affects, and Lenos going one step further and stepping through a 2 dimensional plane.
The party arrives at the pyramid.
Mrs. Sentry
ixyzQ
?
No.3957
3959
>>3954
>*pats back*
TakHj
?
No.3958
3960
[1d20 = 19]
>>3956
I look around for any type of cart
roll for perception, i guess
YXEd6
?
No.3959
3961 3962
[1d20 = 16]
>>3957
Oh I forgot, as Thez is lifting off with the fly, she buzzes toward and grabs Tracy by the scruff and starts carting her off in the direction of the pyramid.

That was supposed to happen before the previous
Anonymous
YXEd6
?
No.3960
3963
>>3958
A cart was recently deposited for redemption by a client which you quickly attach and go forth with.
Anonymous
Fq447
?
No.3961
>>3959
"Damn it you snake-fiend, that was one of my few options for rides... I mean, if Tourcil ever got around to Octopling her size..."